/brit/

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cara

weird there doesnt seem to be a tmo thread on /tv/

>>53335544
/tv/ is dead

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crayon pop

janny's gonna do his fucking NUT

/br/?

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kpop desu lads

Remember that tanktop you bought me
You wrote 'You're gorgeous' on it
You took me to your rented motor car
And filmed me on the bonnet

You got me to hitch my knees up
And pulled my legs apart
You took an instamatic camera and
And pulled my sleeves around my heart

I have been studying and attending courses to become a pilot for the past 2 years. However 3 days ago, there was a car crash right in front of me, a piece of shrapnel from the collision hit my right eye, rendering me almost blind in that eye. All my money spent on the course, my career dreams, and now there isn't an airline that will accept me because of my vision. It sucks man.

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currently infatuated lads

Any of you lads buggering off to /tv/ for an hour?

>>53335736
lol

>>53335747
she's really qt 2bh

post 5/10 slags

>>53335736
Gutting lad, what you going to do?

>>53335771
it's the eye makeup 2bh.
same with lavren

doesn't mean they're unfuckable without it but not nearly as qt

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>tfw no jpkgf

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What would make her go on Facebook this often lads?

/brit/ more like shit l-m-a-o!

Two Princes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo

>>53335572
png isn't meant for photos plen

>>53335814
good god i utterly hate scots

>>53335755
ill be buggering off yer ma for atleast 2

I thought I saw a man, bought to life...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

>>53335856
how does png replace gif if it doesn't move

>Britain sends us Princess Beatrice
FUCK YES
>Britain sends us Nadia Kamil
FUCK NO

>>53335921
wat

>>53335838
>>53335799

>>53335736
Sorry to hear that man. What are your options?

I wanna stand with you on a mountain
I wanna bathe with you in the sea
I wanna lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me

>>53335814
i have no idea what kayleighs first comment means

oneitis has been acting a bit bitchy lately. she just told me to stop talking to her as shes with her bf

might smack her around next time i see her

>>53335736
sue them

If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to His face?
If you were faced with Him in all His glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPFnHdJ0dl0

>>53335947
read the first paragraph of the png wiki page lol

>>53335821
just really attracted to brown qts uezs

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A dozen women. Two Dozen children. Corpses here, corpses there. Dead vermin everywhere.

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need to get more swole

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>>53335988
shut up Shut Up SHUT UP

Tell me why,
Ain't nothin' but a heartache,
Tell me why,
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
Tell me why,
I never want to hear you say,
I want it that way

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I forgot how it feels to be touched
I still lust but my heart's given up

>>53336053
gif and png both support an alpha channel which jpg doesn't, they're both meant for either linework or large portions of the same colour not to be confused with the animated gif

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they trounced us lads

Well we all want something beautiful
Man I wish I was beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuHVZ_-b868

>>53336134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec

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cleavage inspector

>>53336050

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfk4FPdmFXk

>>53336109
why ask a question you already know the answer to but are too scared to face, lad?

You can see it in my eyes
I can feel it in your touch
You don't have to say a thing
Just let me show how much
I loove you
I neeed youoooo

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>>53336175
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HER

>>53336170

moving to Cheltenham for 10 weeks tomorrow.

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http://www.globalreligiousfutures.org/csv/12039/preview

>>>/tv/64668048

LADS

>>53336147
>alpha channel
> linework
wat
you're not at work m8 . i'm not a graphic designer

>>53336211
Yeah? Work placement?

>>53336207
I know girls and they are all the same, sorry that you thought she was some kind of special snowflake

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lads I finally found it
the scary fucking owl

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>>53336246
alpha as in transparency
line work just as ine lines, for example a map

animated png's never really broke trough

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those god damn muslims are at it again /brit/, helping the needy, why don't they just fuck off back home

>>53336253

uni placement. at the hospital

>>53335879
are those people joking or do they actually write like that?

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>>53336262
It hurts but I needed to hear it

>>53335532
FANTASTIC POST

Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's time to change, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey

Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated

Tell me, did you fall from a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

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Irish being professional victims again

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2606283-conor-mcgregor-addresses-floyd-mayweathers-comments-on-racism

Floyd Mayweather, don't ever bring race into my success again. I am an Irishman. My people have been oppressed our entire existence. And still very much are. I understand the feeling of prejudice. It is a feeling that is deep in my blood.

In my family's long history of warfare there was a time where just having the name 'McGregor' was punishable by death. Do not ever put me in a bracket like this again.

If you want we can organise a fight no problem. I will give you a fair 80/20 split purse in my favour seen as your last fight bombed at every area of revenue.

>>53336314
Didn't even know there was a hospital here desu

I don't really like Cheltenham but I hope it's alright for you. Where you staying?

what porn sites do you guys use?

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grinded halo 5 all day today

had a lot fun 2bh

ranked in the top 1% in the pro playlist now

was literally playing with a pro and 2 semi's against pros

shame its too late to for me to get a team together for finals, ah well

/blogpost

>>53336027
She's saying don't piss people off and it wouldn't have happened

>>53336363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec

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>>53335747
>tfw no hairy paki gf

>>53336356

student accommodation next to the hospital. need to figure out where all the supermarkets are and shit.

>>53336362
vk.com

>>53336347
McGregor is a Scottish name that was indeed outlawed.

All my life
Is changing every day
In every possible way

In all my dreams
It's never quite as it seems
Never quite as it seems

I know I've felt like this before
But now I'm feeling it even more
Because it came from you

>>53336362
Spankbang

>>53336362
pornhub 2bh, i like the layout for some reason

>>53336347
>there was a time where just having the name 'McGregor' was punishable by death.

why can't we go back to that time, and add all irish surnames to the list?

>>53336309
some muslims are great people , they still won't integrate though. pakis out.

>>53336347
floyd mayweather is such a sperg lmao

>>53336362

Empornium

>>53336394
That's not meant to be a porn site.

>>53336316
Nah, the more annoying Scots actually do that. Its basically lower and lower middle class scum who lack any other kind of identity.

>>53336363
do people still play the Halo 3 matchmaking on MCC?

>>53336362
xhamster and reddit

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>>53336362

i download everything in HD if i can

>>53336480
;)

>>53336392
there's loads of them for how small a place it is. You gonna be with other students too?

>>53336519

what subreddits are good for porn?

>>53336362
it's called a girlfriend lol you lads should try it sometime

>>53336309
cameron aint needy

>>53336539
>implying they have search data for North Korea and The Vatican

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>>53336480
yeah?

well i dont play by the '''''''rules'''''' buddy

>>53336550
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW411/wiki/index

you're welcome

>>53336541

yeh staying in a 6 room house.

alreet lads how sat going todae

>>53335519
You don't wan't me to make a pic of brazilian actors.

>>53336550
/r/holdthemoan is pretty good, i usually just fap to /r/milf pics though lol

>>53336392
>need to figure out where all the supermarkets are and shit.

just order online and let it come to you.

>>53336609
Most are munters with fake tits lmao

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>>53336508
i tried searching in it the other day and couldnt find any games but that might be cos im a 50 in it (highest rank possible)

i know 343 released a patch for MCC today though working on searching times so you probably can now

>>53336362

I fap to the girls in my gym. There's a good number of fitties who work out in translucent yoga pants.

>>53336602
any fit birds?

*mutters* arsepiece

>>53336707

duno. haven't moved in yet.

*subscribes*

>>53336683
>level 49 in Lone wolf
>could never get to 50

I feel ashamed

>>53336362
good n' old redtube

>>53336609
>Sasha Grey is a pornstar
I want this meme to end

the irish are bigger professional victims than the jews

at least the jews were oppressed in living memory

>>53336607
please, make one

>>53336778
the jews could write it down the irish still can't lmaoooo

>>53336609
>dillion harper

Only one I've heard of, and only because her vagina is uniquely not off-putting

>>53336609
M I A
A
L
K
O
V
A

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>>53335519
>Christoph Waltz
>British
Are you retarded? The fact that noone in this thread bought that up until now is sad

>uusimaa
what a stupid word

>>53336609

Did a wank to Mia Malkova this morning desu.

>>53336609
Alexis Texas is clearly the best

>>53336609
so many munters in that list

also

>no riley steele

>>53336814

>hasn't heard of kim kardashian

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>>53336407
The Clan name Mc/MacGregor has Irish roots. You can see in the pic that a son of Prince Gregor married the daughter of the High King of Ireland

hahaha lads

just had a shower, but all my towels are in the washing machine, so I can't dry myself

what am I like

but seriously I'm freezing to death here send help

>>53336814
based

>>53336848
based

EXTREMELY important strawpoll lads

If you only vote in one strawpoll tonight, make sure it's this one

http://strawpoll.me/6493234
http://strawpoll.me/6493234
http://strawpoll.me/6493234
http://strawpoll.me/6493234

Modern English womanhood everybody

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=319921509

>>53336911
>being so insecure you can't ejoy a bath
lmaoing@urlyfe

>>53336859
>German sense of humour

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>>53336911
>any other brand

>>53336898
toilet paper lad

>>53336891
I've heard of the actress, not a porn star by that name

>>53336911
conditioner only

>>53336955
>accomodating so many cocks up your arse that you have to spend 30 minutes in a hot bath relaxing your arse muscles ready for the next lot

>>53336972
these always leave my balls all tingly

>>53336898
dressing gown

>>53337029
>drying yourself in a dressing gown

LONDON

>>53336911
>no conditioner options

>>53336911
I use a flannel and back scrubber only

haven't had sex in almost a year now

starting to forget what it feels like

REEEEEE

mia khalifa is married

>>53336898
hop in the tumble

>>53337007
you can shower all you want but all you do is reek of insecurities

>>53336972
>Wanting your bollocks to sting all day

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>people actually voting Other (explain in thread)

>>53337022
ur mum does that to me

>>53336880
Means Newland
Not so stupid after all eh

>>53336960
ok ok. It was my mistake to asume thatthere would be discussion about the threadtoppic on /pollight/

is it weird that i dont shower i have baths

>>53336746
>tfw had something like 10k games logged but never made it above 35

>>53337066
counts as shampoo for the purposes of this strawpoll, we're all straight males anyway so no one would vote for conditioner

>>53337161
yes, stop wasting water

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>>53337117

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quick- choose a religion that could drive out Islam from Britain for good

>the catch
this religion now becomes Britain's main faith

>the second catch
it can't be Christianity

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>British fucking taps ladies and gentlemen literally 3rd world fucking shite

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Americans freak me out lads

>>53337190
the shower in my house broke ages ago tho so just get baths

>>53337203
humanism

>>53337124
yes, none of the actors is from where the text under it claims. i believe this is a form of some kind of a british custom, something that they call "a yoke"

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me

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>>53337190
>Ameridroughts

>>53337223
Theres just lots of us that use the internet

You guys have loads of mentally ill fucks too, especially paedos

>>53337223
Americans are the people who post comments on porn videos

>>53337161
>wallowing in your own filth

>>53337203
chr....

norse paganism? I dunno. zoroastrianism? althought they didn't do too well against islam in their own backyard

>>53336911

Shower gel and face wash.

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>>53337203
Why would I want to drive out our salvation? Face it lad, Britain is fucked without some kind of major rejuvenation.

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>>53337203
Sikhism

>>53337291
at least their police don't frame mentally retarded people for crimes they didn't commit idiot

>>53337123
then just call it newland

why do have to use a downs word

/brit/ is a lot friendlier when the normies are out having fun

>>53337203

Feminism

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>>53337314
good point I never use soap on my face

>>53337304
i smell nice tho

>>53337319
more

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Fastest men ever over 100m

Usain Bolt - 9.58 (never failed a drug test)
Tyson Gay - 9.69 (suspended for drug test failure)
Yohan Blake - 9.69 (suspended for drug test failure)
Asafa Powell - 9.72 (suspended for drug test failure)
Justin Gatlin - 9.74 (served 6 years of bans for drug test failures)

>believing bolt could possibly be clean

>>53337334
second this, I've heard that sikhs are bro tier

>>53337340
Lol I'm sure they have before

>>53337203
Druidism
Roman pantheon

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>>53337397

>>53337366
Wish they would just permanently fuck of

>>53336972
>using shower gel

disgusting, literally like using lynx. When you grow up, you use bar soap to clean, and aftershave for scent.

coppers coppers punch em in the face

>>53337454
post all of them lad i am explodig

>>53337203
Judaism

banger alert lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WBNa6Jl0w

>>53337477
This guy gets it

>>53337422
My sources indicate this too.

>>53336911
Body wash
Shampoo
Conditioner
Face wash
Blackhead scrub
Moisturiser

Fucking acne still won't go away.

>>53337340
haha why the fuck are you so mad? autism is so weird to me.

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>>53337489

one of all the /tv/ twats in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAJWrTf_Hw

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Use this desu

>>53337267
*tips fedora*

>all my teens my skin is greasier than a chip shop
>now in my twenties its pretty much the sahara
weird 2bh thank fuck i never had acne

>>53336407
>>53336892
Actually the Mac/mac prefix comes from Picts.

Nice try at cultural revisionism thouh.

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>>53337558
looks like you're the upset autist now

alri lads

>Using a bar of soap in the shower
alri granddad

>>53337270
Absolute bender m8 should've picked Totodile

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>when he doesn't make his own soap

/brit/? more like /shit/ haha

banger alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUBzGKpHGAY

alri

>>53336911
Where's the option for

bar soap and shampoo and conditioner.

If you don't use conditioner your hair is shit, fact.

t. someone who always gets complimented on having great hair

>>53337668
Shower gel makes me feel slimy, last time I used it was before seeing an escort, just to be ure

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>Finnish actors
tfw there will be 2 Finns playing big parts in Vikings season 4.

If you've got acne, go to r/skincareaddiction, not even memeing, it's a good subreddit and they know their shit

>using soap

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Kendal mint cake

watch me whip
now watch me nae nae

>>53337749
alri jason

>>53337555
You're using too much products.

Bar soap is the only thing you should be washing your body and face with. Make sure it's non scented.

t. someone who always gets complimented on having baby like skin

Literally had a girl stroking my neck because it was so soft

>saves pictures of frog memes on his computer
>calls anyone else autists

>>53337749
Fuck off Hillary

>>53337729
>Vikings

>tfw no Lagertha gf
>tfw not blessed by the gods

>>53337776
alri cornelius

>>53337334
Would be up for this, but I'm not sure about the turban. Sword is based though.

>>53337729
still haven't watched season 3 desu

think i couldn't find a 1080p torrent so i gave up

>>53337729
>season
fuck off yank

>>53337783
>saves pictures of frog memes on his computer

Who actually does this? I hear people talking about their 'reaction image folder' but I just pull something off Google when I need it.

>Bar soap for cleaning
>Cologne for scent

bet babbies ITT still bathe themselves in lynx deodorant every day lel

I've seen more criminals hung than innocents walk
I've seen more horrors made real than dreamers wake up

>>53337811
>season
fuck off yank

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alri lodz

look at the flicka da wrist

>>53337838
No clue. Can't imagine having folders for 4chan, that's taking it a bit too seriously i imagine

>>53337658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLgCKc9Z7qg

>>53337700
it's amazing how britain can consistently orchestrate heaps of terrible """bangers""" that only brits with terrible taste of music enjoy...

how do scots communicate
english obviously didn't work out

>>53337689
/Moldov/? more like doesn't exist haha

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>he fell for the shower gel meme
>he actually pays money for coloured jelly that smells like fruit
>he let the adverts convince him that this will land him a gf
>he probably uses lynx africa as well

hahahaha jesus christ you lot are too much, where my bar soap bros at

>>53337870
WOOOOCH

Cold out

Irish weather

>>53337891
>NHyeS
>bairns not bombs

Fuck off student-kun

>>53337893
that guys from new york

>>53337838
>>53337877
Seething casuals

>>53337911
nearly 4000 years later we're shitposting on tablets
lifes great

>>53337203
Gnosticism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism

Zoroastrianism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoroastrianism

>>53337911

>bros

fuck off yank

>>53337893
Top post

>>53337939
oh whatever! be that way then!

I am a Christian deist

>>53337838
>>53337877
What this lad said>>53337959

>Baby i am plump and ripe
>Im pinker than sheperds delight

What did she mean by this?

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>>53337995

>>53337668
Alri greasy skin.

I bet you think shower once a day is good for you too. Protip it's not.

>>53337891
>putting political slogans on your bedroom door

Is she retarded?

another shameful wank to add to the pile

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>I don't shower every day

>>53338031
the grease your skin produces is actually good for the follicles

>>53337809
Turban's not required desu, it's just tradition because they're not allowed to cut their hair and need something to keep it in one place.

>all these shower gel babbies

What's it like being a greasy fuck? I knew /brit/ was filled with ugly mutts but I didn't know it was this bad.

>>53338093
I know that's why I said showering once a day is bad.

Independent sources have informed me that sikhs are indeed bro tier

I am a Christian deity.

>>53338031
Alri smelly

>>53338008
>not knowing you can be tracked through reposting the same image

Enjoy your botnet.

using shampoo is bad

i use it once a month and I always get complimented on my hair

Why don't they send a rover to Mars's polar icecap lads?

Bound to be some life there cause there's water.

>>53338147
Make me win the lottery, or else

>>53336152
that's objectively wrong though

Gore championed a lot of legislation that undoubtedly popularised the internet but it was Lee that actually invented it

>>53338088
Showering every day destroys your hair. You're probably bald or ugly as fuck and that's why you don't care about your hair.

There's more than one way to keep yourself clean. Bit of cold water and soap and handwashing is necassary instead of a shower everyday if you want luxurious locks.

>>53338148
Greaseball.

>>53338123
t. slob

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good christ I shouldn't have looked up pictures of keeley hawes on google

used to wank to her all the time in that lesbo drama

Had a Sikh teacher in secondary school

He was pretty bro-tier tbqh

>>53338193
showering every day doesn't mean you wash your hair everyday you stupid runt

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cara

no poo
no fap
no vegetable oils

My neighbour is a Sikh, he is what you might call 'bro-tier'

everyone done the lottery tonight then?

>>53338178
'no'

Confess your sins and find the path.

Then you will find all the desires you could possibly wish for.

>>53338216
when will this meme die? sikh's aren't bro-tier, they're barely better than jews.

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>>using shower gel
>disgusting, literally like using lynx. When you grow up, you use bar soap to clean, and aftershave for scent.

think I might kill myself one day

not in the near future but eventually

>>53338236
>fap

fuck off 12 year old redditor yank

>For a teenager with autism, keeping clean can be surprisingly uncomfortable. Here are some common problems, along with possible solutions.
>Some kids with autism have very sensitive skin. The sensation of water spraying from the shower, a cold squirt of deodorant, the grinding of hairdresser’s scissors, the prickle of trimmed hair falling onto the skin, the bristle of toothbrushes on sensitive teeth and gums: all of these can feel more uncomfortable than just staying dirty.

wew, explains why there are so many greasy, smelly buggers on here who never shower!

>>53338277
Pass. Give me money or I'll burn down a church

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>Shower gel + Shampoo topping the poll

I guess it's true, /brit/ really is full of teenagers.

Just done a shower (with shampoo and shower gel)

>>53336972
>not Sanex 0%

plen

>MUHHH PASSION

https://twitter.com/btsportfootball/status/685843254298808321

>>53338278
Rasheed

>>53338336
>shower gel

How are you enjoying being 14?

Just joined the thread

If you don't use shower gel then what do you use? Shampoo on your body?

Confused

>>53338203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVCkCrfe0Wc

>>53338358
fak awf

>>53336972
Good post

>t.mint masterrace

Daily reminder that celts were washing with soap (which they invented) in lakes once a day while anglo-saxons were filthy mutts.

>As with the Elizabethans, the anglo-Saxons didn't really believe in washing their bodies much. In fact, monks were said to have a maximum of five baths a year, and that was considered to be overdoing it. It appears that at least one commentator of the time may have cottoned on to something when he observed that the Danish habit of bathing and combing the hair every Saturday seemed to score the Danish men points with the women.

>Celts probably even washed their hands in the mornings with their tallow soaps and as they bathed. Given how embedded their cultural hygiene practices were, their hand-washing rates may have far exceeded today’s rates in the United States, which fall below 50% for many groups. Ahem, citizens of the United States. Are you going to let the ancient Celts out-do you in hygiene?
>In spite of the soup-straining facial hair, however, the Celts were very much into shaving, which kept away pestilent vermin, and even had nail clippers to keep their fingernail growth in check.
>a Celtic warrior had to bathe before a meal or before battle.
>But for many ancient Celts, hygiene was an important part of their culture. Did you know that they often get credit for having invented soap, or at least for passing it off to the Romans? Before the Romans acquired this tallow-made cleanser, they used urine to clean just about everything, although for their skin, scented oils were the unguent of choice. The Iberian Celts suffered under the accusation that they brushed their teeth and washed with stale urine (ewww), but since the source of this information was a chronicler from the enemy’s side, it must be taken with a wee bit of salt.

>>53338220
>>53338201
settledown greaseballs haha

>Why yes I am very interested in how men wash their bodies. I often spend hours at the gym locker room observing them

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alri lads

REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO TF UP????
SMASH THAT MF POST BUTTON

>A common behavior characteristic in Aspergers (high functioning autism) kids is the dislike of grooming and personal hygiene habits. "Aspies" of all ages seem to have difficulty establishing sound hygiene routines in the areas of bathing/showering, brushing hair, changing clothes, haircuts, cleaning teeth and washing hair.

>Some Aspies tend to feel that showering or bathing isn't necessary. I remember asking my grandson with Aspergers if he was going to shower. He said “no” …he didn't have time for that. He then asked for an orange. I told him he could after he showered. That worked the ONE time. Then I started to find the peels and seeds in the shower. When I asked him about it, he said it was faster to do both at the same time.

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>not showering TWICE A DAY

>>53338097
So I can avoid the social awkwardness of getting a haircut and carry a sword. Sweet. Sounds like a based religion.

Only a neet would think you don't need to shower everyday

im 26 and only use shower gel come at me

>>53338160
If that's the price I pay for collecting sweet memes then so be it.

>>53338349
desu its not the players fault Randy Lerner has not interest in investing in the squad

>>53338434
http://elitedaily.com/women/in-defense-of-not-showering/915527/

>Your greasy hair is good for you!

>The less you shower, the longer your hair color will stay in tact.

>Showering too much can actually damage your skin.


Alri baldy, how's your hair? Still trying to cover up that bald patch? How's the colour? Does it look like pale hay? haha hay hair shows ur bald spot

>>53338031
I shower every day because of Gym

>>53338516
good lad

i use Dove or Nivea shower cream. Smells good and it makes my skin nice and soft x

>>53338203
holy shit, what happened to Zoe

[spooks] is GOAT BBC show

why the fuck did that jew moot remove emojis. I want to post real nigga shit. hiroshima needs to fix that

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>im 26 and only use shower gel come at me

afternoon lads

http://strawpoll.me/6493704

http://strawpoll.me/6493704

http://strawpoll.me/6493704


IMPORTANT

>>53338574
>Dove

Hell yeah.

whats wrong with shower gel

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>>53338581

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>>53338555
>elitedaily.com

Nice source, smelly

>he doesn't shower twice a day

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>afternoon lads

>>53338639
yeah i agree if you don't leave your house at all you probably don't need to shower everyday

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>whats wrong with shower gel

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I use this so I can smell like a chinese takeaway

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>whats wrong with shower gel

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nih-OO

>>53338733
>>53338733
>>53338733
>>53338733