Remember that tanktop you bought me
You wrote 'You're gorgeous' on it
You took me to your rented motor car
And filmed me on the bonnet
You got me to hitch my knees up
And pulled my legs apart
You took an instamatic camera and
And pulled my sleeves around my heart
I have been studying and attending courses to become a pilot for the past 2 years. However 3 days ago, there was a car crash right in front of me, a piece of shrapnel from the collision hit my right eye, rendering me almost blind in that eye. All my money spent on the course, my career dreams, and now there isn't an airline that will accept me because of my vision. It sucks man.
What would make her go on Facebook this often lads?
If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to His face?
If you were faced with Him in all His glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?
A dozen women. Two Dozen children. Corpses here, corpses there. Dead vermin everywhere.
I forgot how it feels to be touched
I still lust but my heart's given up
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HER
alpha as in transparency
line work just as ine lines, for example a map
animated png's never really broke trough
those god damn muslims are at it again /brit/, helping the needy, why don't they just fuck off back home
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's time to change, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey
Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated
Tell me, did you fall from a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there
Irish being professional victims again
Floyd Mayweather, don't ever bring race into my success again. I am an Irishman. My people have been oppressed our entire existence. And still very much are. I understand the feeling of prejudice. It is a feeling that is deep in my blood.
In my family's long history of warfare there was a time where just having the name 'McGregor' was punishable by death. Do not ever put me in a bracket like this again.
If you want we can organise a fight no problem. I will give you a fair 80/20 split purse in my favour seen as your last fight bombed at every area of revenue.
grinded halo 5 all day today
had a lot fun 2bh
ranked in the top 1% in the pro playlist now
was literally playing with a pro and 2 semi's against pros
shame its too late to for me to get a team together for finals, ah well
All my life
Is changing every day
In every possible way
In all my dreams
It's never quite as it seems
Never quite as it seems
I know I've felt like this before
But now I'm feeling it even more
Because it came from you
pornhub 2bh, i like the layout for some reason
>there was a time where just having the name 'McGregor' was punishable by death.
why can't we go back to that time, and add all irish surnames to the list?
i download everything in HD if i can
well i dont play by the '''''''rules'''''' buddy
i tried searching in it the other day and couldnt find any games but that might be cos im a 50 in it (highest rank possible)
i know 343 released a patch for MCC today though working on searching times so you probably can now
Are you retarded? The fact that noone in this thread bought that up until now is sad
The Clan name Mc/MacGregor has Irish roots. You can see in the pic that a son of Prince Gregor married the daughter of the High King of Ireland
EXTREMELY important strawpoll lads
If you only vote in one strawpoll tonight, make sure it's this one
>people actually voting Other (explain in thread)
quick- choose a religion that could drive out Islam from Britain for good
this religion now becomes Britain's main faith
>the second catch
it can't be Christianity
>British fucking taps ladies and gentlemen literally 3rd world fucking shite
Why would I want to drive out our salvation? Face it lad, Britain is fucked without some kind of major rejuvenation.
good point I never use soap on my face
Fastest men ever over 100m
Usain Bolt - 9.58 (never failed a drug test)
Tyson Gay - 9.69 (suspended for drug test failure)
Yohan Blake - 9.69 (suspended for drug test failure)
Asafa Powell - 9.72 (suspended for drug test failure)
Justin Gatlin - 9.74 (served 6 years of bans for drug test failures)
>believing bolt could possibly be clean
looks like you're the upset autist now
tfw there will be 2 Finns playing big parts in Vikings season 4.
You're using too much products.
Bar soap is the only thing you should be washing your body and face with. Make sure it's non scented.
t. someone who always gets complimented on having baby like skin
Literally had a girl stroking my neck because it was so soft
>saves pictures of frog memes on his computer
Who actually does this? I hear people talking about their 'reaction image folder' but I just pull something off Google when I need it.
>he fell for the shower gel meme
>he actually pays money for coloured jelly that smells like fruit
>he let the adverts convince him that this will land him a gf
>he probably uses lynx africa as well
hahahaha jesus christ you lot are too much, where my bar soap bros at
>all these shower gel babbies
What's it like being a greasy fuck? I knew /brit/ was filled with ugly mutts but I didn't know it was this bad.
I know that's why I said showering once a day is bad.
Showering every day destroys your hair. You're probably bald or ugly as fuck and that's why you don't care about your hair.
There's more than one way to keep yourself clean. Bit of cold water and soap and handwashing is necassary instead of a shower everyday if you want luxurious locks.
good christ I shouldn't have looked up pictures of keeley hawes on google
used to wank to her all the time in that lesbo drama
>>using shower gel
>disgusting, literally like using lynx. When you grow up, you use bar soap to clean, and aftershave for scent.
>For a teenager with autism, keeping clean can be surprisingly uncomfortable. Here are some common problems, along with possible solutions.
>Some kids with autism have very sensitive skin. The sensation of water spraying from the shower, a cold squirt of deodorant, the grinding of hairdresser’s scissors, the prickle of trimmed hair falling onto the skin, the bristle of toothbrushes on sensitive teeth and gums: all of these can feel more uncomfortable than just staying dirty.
wew, explains why there are so many greasy, smelly buggers on here who never shower!
>Shower gel + Shampoo topping the poll
I guess it's true, /brit/ really is full of teenagers.
Daily reminder that celts were washing with soap (which they invented) in lakes once a day while anglo-saxons were filthy mutts.
>As with the Elizabethans, the anglo-Saxons didn't really believe in washing their bodies much. In fact, monks were said to have a maximum of five baths a year, and that was considered to be overdoing it. It appears that at least one commentator of the time may have cottoned on to something when he observed that the Danish habit of bathing and combing the hair every Saturday seemed to score the Danish men points with the women.
>Celts probably even washed their hands in the mornings with their tallow soaps and as they bathed. Given how embedded their cultural hygiene practices were, their hand-washing rates may have far exceeded today’s rates in the United States, which fall below 50% for many groups. Ahem, citizens of the United States. Are you going to let the ancient Celts out-do you in hygiene?
>In spite of the soup-straining facial hair, however, the Celts were very much into shaving, which kept away pestilent vermin, and even had nail clippers to keep their fingernail growth in check.
>a Celtic warrior had to bathe before a meal or before battle.
>But for many ancient Celts, hygiene was an important part of their culture. Did you know that they often get credit for having invented soap, or at least for passing it off to the Romans? Before the Romans acquired this tallow-made cleanser, they used urine to clean just about everything, although for their skin, scented oils were the unguent of choice. The Iberian Celts suffered under the accusation that they brushed their teeth and washed with stale urine (ewww), but since the source of this information was a chronicler from the enemy’s side, it must be taken with a wee bit of salt.
settledown greaseballs haha
>A common behavior characteristic in Aspergers (high functioning autism) kids is the dislike of grooming and personal hygiene habits. "Aspies" of all ages seem to have difficulty establishing sound hygiene routines in the areas of bathing/showering, brushing hair, changing clothes, haircuts, cleaning teeth and washing hair.
>Some Aspies tend to feel that showering or bathing isn't necessary. I remember asking my grandson with Aspergers if he was going to shower. He said “no” …he didn't have time for that. He then asked for an orange. I told him he could after he showered. That worked the ONE time. Then I started to find the peels and seeds in the shower. When I asked him about it, he said it was faster to do both at the same time.
>Your greasy hair is good for you!
>The less you shower, the longer your hair color will stay in tact.
>Showering too much can actually damage your skin.
Alri baldy, how's your hair? Still trying to cover up that bald patch? How's the colour? Does it look like pale hay? haha hay hair shows ur bald spot
Nice source, smelly
>showering every day is bad for you, this feminist website told me so
>why can't I get a gf?
> Not using Tresemme shampoo and conditioner
> Not using a facial scrub
> Not using a body wash
> Not using a lotion
> Not using some kind of scrubbing device (Sponge, loofa etc)
> Not using a moisturiser
The fuck is wrong with you lot