Didn't see a Take Me Out Thread
Who is this seasons waifu?
Starting in 2 bings.
>tfw bumclaps will be here for the whole rest of the series.
>tfw you will never live in that arse.
>tfw Paddy will never satisfy your yellow fever.
>tfw even the most miniscule babypenis could split that in half
Who else saw that first act on the Voice?
>That leopard skin catsuit
Why would anyone who isn't a pathetic attention-seeker wilfully go on a show like this?
You're pretty much broadcasting to the nation that you have some personality flaw that prevents you finding a partner without fagging it up on ITV.
victoria, gemma, abby absolutely disgusting
Basically when you're in the final two, you have to give an answer that says you'll at least suck his willy if you get the free holiday to Fernando's. Doesn't matter what the question is.
Catsuit lass that lad mentioned earlier. I'd definitely consider slipping her one.
2 questions as the OP of the thread.
Is the bump limit 300 on tv? I only come here for TMO.
Are we all watching the gossip hoping to see some shagging before MOTD?
I haven't had one in years, lovely tho.
AYYO BIX NOOD MUHFUGGAH HOL UP *SMACKS LIPS* GIMME SOMMA THAT FRIED CHIKIN WHITE BOI, SO YOU SAYIN WE WUZ SOME KINDA KINGZ N QUEENZ N SHEEEIIT?
>tfw literally precum outta my urethrea right now
HOL UP I WAS DEE KING OF PORTUGAL N SHEEEEIITTT NOW GIMME DAT FRIED CHIKIN!
Wrestler Jim Brown, the first contestant on the first series, was accused of continually harassing his date Caroline Mellor despite the fact that their date didn't work out. Caroline claimed to receive numerous phone calls and texts from him for over four months. Jim was later also charged with possession of child pornography on his computer. Prior to this, Jim was caught pleasuring himself in a Wishaw Sports Centre cubicle, which alerted the police to investigate him. On 21 March 2014, Jim was sentenced to two and a half years in prison for flouting a ban on going near children.
OOGA BOOGA GIMME SOMMA DAT PHAT WHITE ASS
>Black chick is last one standing
>Even she turns off
Go back to your Cologne cuckshed, Hans, this is a British thread.
That wasn't even a fucking moonwalk, that was just walking backwards
It did appear racist, he was good looking, great body, listened to audiobooks liked his family etc.
The women are racist than god.
>tfw I'm a Brit living in Germany and people are actually still race apologists.
Especially feminist types hilariously.
I wanted the nig to black Milly's ass t-b-h
She's fat blob trash anyway so it's not as if anything of value would be lost.
>Stronk independent lesbian mothers on BBC1 chimp out and get themselves shoahed
Casualty is pretty redpilled t-b-h I'm impressed
>holding hands with a women you've just met
This is the kind of decadent behaviour that will bring a end to western soiety. The end is nigh I don't even care anymore ,I only watch this to be voyaritic it just prices me right.this is the end
The fucking dolls look like they're screaming internally. How's that possible?
>Stronk independent mothers with a daughter
>Our househould happens to be a fucking wreck