Unironically love this.
Gimmick suggestion: pair it with Stelling pics
>Ironically you're more fedora than people suggesting other chans, you cucked faggot
Arsenal 0 - (1) Sunderland
Nottingham Forest (1) - 0 QPR
Doncaster (1) - 1 Stoke
Arsenal (1) - 1 Sunderland
Slagposting is unrionically the only goodposting ngl everyone loves tbf
They should make a law that states you shouldn't be able to drive on country lanes unless you can keep to a minimum average speed of 50mph
>Get to a good stretch of twisty road in my sports car
>Old granny ecoboxcunt pulls out of a side road
half these images are mine haha not even kidding
AND THERE HAS BEEN ANOTHER GOAL AT THE EMIRATES! HAVE SUNDERLAND DONE THE UNTHINKABLE AND GONE 2-0 UP AGAINST THE LEAGUE LEADERS IN THE FIRST HALF? KAMMY CAN TELL US
Noooh, I'm afraid not, Arsenal have equalised! Joel Campbell with a lovely strike from a couple of yards out equals the score here, what a game! 1-1 here Jeff.
Colchester (1) - 0 Charlton
Southampton 0 - (1) Crystal Palace
Norwich 0 - (2) Manchester City
Janny 0 - (3) Me
>Reminder that everyone is subconsciously redpilled
>tfw they ask for my A-levels
is there even any point in me applying lads?
those are decent though, also it probably doesn't even matter as long as the rest of your application is fine
applied somewhere which wanted AAB and a predicted 2:1, i have the predicted 2:1 but only BBB
still got an interview next week though
>he didn't get all A's
that will be one latte please
Went to a really good school. Was a lazy bugger who tried to get by on being clever.
People keep saying A-levels don't even matter, but so many people ask, I don't know what to believe.
Everton (1) - 0 Dagenham and Redbridge
Middlesborough (1) - 0 Burnley
Brentford 0 - (1) Walsall
Inbred scum (1) - 0 Bournemouth
Colchester United (2) - Charlton Athletic
Would love to work in a coffee shop t͜bh.
>learn about coffee making techniques
>smell coffee all day
>get to look at rich yuppy girls as they buy their coffees
>probably get an allowance of free coffee / beans to take home
>typical gopro footage with some shitty dance/EDM bleep shit music filmed in thailand/vietnam/cambodia
INT. LIVING ROOM (EVENING)
Close up on KEV, chunky Irishman, talking into the camera for his vlog. Pale yellow walls and a black leather chair can just be seen behind him. Throughout the entire scene, a TV show plays loudly in the background, sometimes obscuring KEV's voice.
Red-cheeked and with heavy bags under the eyes, KEV sighs.
He closes his eyes in exhaustion and clears his throat. He proceeds to massage his forehead.
He opens his eyes as he sighs again.
(Barely coherent whisper)
KEV eyes the camera, lifting his hand from his forehead as he talks, his simple words mired in a thick Irish brogue.
But on the other hand... I had a nice dinner. Nice.
He looks down at his lap, where an EMPTY PLATE lies just out of view, and suddenly jerks the camera down to briefly show us a smattering of breadcrumbs.
The camera swings back up to KEV, who now wears a faint, weary smile on his face.
(Playful; almost baby talk)
All gone. All gone!
The camera lingers briefly on KEV as he gazes into the camera, then abruptly switches off.
Hull City (1) - 0 Brighton Hove and Albion
Sheffield Wednesday (1) - 0 Fulham
Watford (1) - 0 Newcastle
Inbred scum 1 - (1) Bournemouth
Sheffield Wednesday 1 - (1) Fulham
Swindon Town (1) - 2 Southend United
Leeds United (1) - 0 Rotherham United
Middlesborough 1 - (1) Burnley
its meant to be fa cup only but i've added you (the comeback is on)
>German Chancellor Angela Merkel has proposed changes to make it easier to deport asylum-seekers who commit crimes, after the New Year's Eve sex attacks on women in Cologne.
>The attacks, which victims say were carried out by men of North African and Arab appearance, have called into question her open-door migrant policy.
Oh the tide, it is-a turning
>tfw it's my birthday today
>Only my aunt, uncle and driving instructor has said happy birtday over normiebook
>Decided to arrange a night out with a few mates, something to eat then go pub crawling
>Dad revealed he booked us a table at a really good restaurant I love going to
>"Oh sorry Dad, you never mentioned."
>"It's alright, we're still going without you though haha"
This is fucking tragic lads.
They can fuck off with this jew shite. Was genuinely going to buy a ticket but they can fuck off now. I don't want 5 tickets and I don't want to play five separate times.
What a crock of jew-y shit. Was excited about playing as well.
>Big and black
>small and white
P O T T E R Y
I have talktalk and unironically don't think it's that bad. Just over 30 quid for fibre broadband, TV, phone and a free mobile SIM and they even gave us Sky Sports free for three months to say sorry for letting those Pakis hack into their website.
Just found an empty wrapper in my freshly opened Quality Street
Nah they can fuck off forever for trying to goad me into spending more than I want to spend. It's a digital transaction; there is no need for a "minimum spend". Fuck the national lottery.
Fuck you nigger O'Neill or O'Kelley answer the fucking question
Also I'm going to demand my grandfather gain his rightful citizenship so I can demand citizenship in your faggot country and then where will you be? Nerd.
didn't even go to school
waste of time Tbh
I did alright though, now I'm a manager at JJB
OK lads NEED some answers here
1. how long is it socially acceptable to wear clothes without washing them?
2. where do i put clothes i have worn and want to wear again in the future without washing first?
torrent encryption doesn't do what you think it does
it can still easily be detected as P2P traffic, you need a VPN if you don't want them to be able to detect it, then it will just look like regular SSL traffic to them
>This user only accepts messages from 19-23 year old users from Europe. This user does not accept messages from Turkey
Haha, no. In return for your £2 they generate some random numbers and assign them to you. That process incurs them zero cost whatsoever because it's all virtual. As far as processing fees, what sort of kickback do you think they get for processing literally MILLIONS of requests every single week, twice a week? Enough that it isn't going to cut deep into their 100% profit margin on every ticket.
If you can buy shit off eBay with Paypal for £2 then you can buy a lottery ticket.
>This user only accepts messages from 19-23 year old users from Europe. This user does not accept messages from Turkey.
must of had a right cheeky paki creeping her out haha
>1. how long is it socially acceptable to wear clothes without washing them?
Underwear (including Tshirts) & socks just 1 day. Less if you're engaged in stout exercise or sex.. Pants maybe 3 days max, jumpers depending on what you wear underneath, how much you sweat and how long you've worn them. I have vests that I don't wash for weeks on end, but I'll wear them perhaps a few hours a week.
>2. where do i put clothes i have worn and want to wear again in the future without washing first?
Preferrably somewhere where they catch a breeze of fresh air. But seriously lad, just wash your fucking clothes.
when it first got big on /int/ I joined with a fake name and pic, talked to about 8 qts regularly, left /int/ and stopped going on the site because it was getting boring
just started coming back to /int/ to shitpost during exams, maybe it's changed
>>living on a boat
>Unironically my dream
I live next to a canal, and have been on narrowboats loads of times
Its nice for a day then becomes a hassle
half persian lad? dag lad?
>his city literally has LESS canals than venice
fucking hell lmao
why do you lot even bother to breathe
I live near a canal too but I've never been on one of the boats. What's a hassle about it? Looks comfy as fuck.
I'd at least like to take a little canal boat trip some time, floating around the countryside, stopping off at little pubs near locks to get tanked and have a bite to eat, having a bit of boat banter with my fellow sailors.
my m8s bird has just text me explaining how shes throwing a surprise house party for my m8s birthday in a few weeks at her house and she needs me to get all my m8s to come, only problem is she lives with my oneitis that i fucked and havent talked to since gonna be proper awkward lads ffs
Iranians aren't arabs, they are aryan. Seriously look it up. The first indo-europeans (aryans) came from Iran.
it's actually illegal but people just ignore the law basically. outdoors people are more reserved but indoors they dont give a hoot.
not even joking, the women are beautiful, theyre not the usual raghead/ninjas in other muslim countries
Instagram is so fucking annoying. People go about with £600 iPhones that take excellent pictures and we're stuck with these fucking terrible 640x640 thumbnails. How am I meant to wank over thick arses when the pictures are fucking tiny?
Business idea: an instagram fork that still allows normies to express their narcissism while having wankable image resolutions.
Its comfy for a day
Imagine a really really really cramped house
Most people do not travel around or anything, they stay in the same spot for ages
Its shite when its not summer too
How do I become this
Nothing you just need to put on your glasses.
Mouthbreathers that think reality is a meme.
aryan literally means indo-aryan. But I doubt you even know what indo-european means.
>Indo-Iranian peoples, also known as Indo-Iranic people by scholars, and sometimes as Aryans from their self-designation, are a grouping of ethnic groups consisting of the Indo-Aryan, Iranian and Nuristani people; that is, speakers of Indo-Iranian languages, a major branch of the Indo-European language family.
Before Islam hit Persia, it was one of the scientific centres of the world.
Pic related is Persia before Islam.
post yfw you realise that sportsdirect.com are losing again
Aryan does not mean aryan, this uneducated meme needs to die
Even in finnish "orija" means "slave" and "orja" means "southeast" indicating that 7000 years ago finnics and indo-europeans were at war and indo-europeans called themselves arya/orya/aryan
You should be thanking the Russians you daft twat they are doing the most and best work they are also not supporting the rebels that want to completely destroy your country.
All the syrians that live in Assads territory are loving life anyone living in rebel territory has no electricty
3 goals away from becoming a literal billionaire lads
pray for me
I work in a geneticist lab but okay.
You only need to be indo-european to be white
pic related is the scientific method of who is white not the meme tier one made by autists fixated by memes
Literally get paid 38k a year working in a lab and I'm 22.
>You should be thanking the Russians you daft twat they are doing the most and best work they are also not supporting the rebels that want to completely destroy your country.
The rebel situation is complicated but tl;dr most are Islamist basically Taliban cunts, only a minority are 'le moderate good rebels xdddd' which actually had a stable political plan that would be put in place after Assad so that everything wouldn't go to shit like in Libya now but they're practically gone unfortunately
I supported Russia in Ukraine but in Syria they are cheap cunts that are using unguided everything and literally killing more civilians than any enemies even though they're the 3rd highest military spender
Caucasian, Mongoloid and Negroid are the major races.
Skin colour can vary within each race, but key traits remain largely the same.
Like how mongoloids have squinty eyes.
Wouldnt expect a yank to know anything about race though.
Was just some cheeky banter lad, dont be getting your knickers in a twist.
INT. KEV'S BEDROOM (EVENING)
The vlog reopens with another close up of KEV, his thousand-yard stare penetrating straight through the camera, the harsh yellow glare of a naked lightbulb at night illuminating the many contours of his tired old face. His eyes hollow pits shrouded in darkness, he strikes an imposing figure against the dim backdrop of his bedroom, red walls barely visible from the light contrast.
Another TV show blares on in the background. KEV slowly swivels the camera to the left, softening the contrast and allowing the shelves and walls of his bedroom to become visible in balance with his own, less intensely lit visage.
With the manner of a CEO opening a meeting with delegates, our hero segues into another one-sided conversation.
Tomorrow I have to drive to Dublin. Dublin, of all places!
He takes a breath, breaking his gaze on the camera to rest his head against his hand for a few seconds, before abruptly returning.
I hate it. I hate driving around the M50. Hate it!
Squeezing his eyes shut once again, KEV tilts his head back in sorrow.
And that new mohaiiihhh--
Having tripped up, he squints for a moment, wracking his brain in search of the word.
Motorway, on the way up to Dublin. God, it's so long. Hate it!
KEV rolls his eyes at the thought of driving up the new motorway, but then seems to reconsider.
Well, t'is alright like, but... T'is nowt to look at.
Whether to fool the audience or himself, KEV affects a cheerier tone for his closing words.
But, on the other hand... It's to go the airport.
A world-weary, far-off look emblazoned across his craggy countenance, KEV looks into the camera one more time, and almost smiles.
Don't mind that.
What type f third world place do you live in that you cant leave your door open when you are out? I live in Norn Iron which is third world by /int/ standards and I always leave my door open, have done so my whole life.Nothing has ever happened,. You must live in an utter shitehole if it's lower than Norn Iron
>someone honks at me
>I don't know what I did wrong
is there a worse feeling?
just got out the shower
got on some fresh clothes still warm from the dryer and sitting with my legs up drinking some tea
Christ lads why can't normies just leave me alone when I watch TV?
Our living room will have zero people in it for hours. I go to watch TV and within 15 minutes 1 or 2 normies will have appeared and joined me in the living room. Just fuck off.
its not a social study you twat, my branch is biology.
go back to be a depressed neet with no prospects jelly at those around him and ill keep funding your habits
This is true. For example there are some Ethiopans that are caucausoid. Are they white?
To be fair lad, I think Norn Iron's community spirit is pretty rare in the grand scheme of things. Apparently in most places, your neighbours need to knock before coming into your house.
just got back from work
do you not shower when you get hom efrom work?
>actual stemlord here
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF DISGUSTING NORMIE
If it's not science howcome I had to do biology to get the job?
>what is biological anthropolgy
>what is paleoanthology
>what is primatolgy
>what is paleothopology
You're just mad because you picked the science that is guaranteed to land you in McDonalds.
>Having such a big arse that you have to walk like a dog who has an itchy arse
Why would a man want to get married in this day and age? With the advent of the internet, anyone who has spent more than 5 minutes online must have been exposed to the 50% divorce rate, the concept of hypergamy, and MGTOW philosophy. Yet men still get married in their thousands only to inevitably get divorced and hung out to dry. Why?
If it's not science, then howcome I had to get a degree in Biology. Howcome I work in a lab.
It's not a social science. It's a soft science. It incorparates biology with social sciences. Now fuck off you memelord. I';ll be waiting at McDonalds for you to serve me, your physics/chemistry degree is worthles, biology is where all the jobs are at.
As a respected scientist of biology community, I recommend you go and see a Doctor. You're having delusions of grandeur. Tell him memes have infected your mind and warped your reality.