/brit/

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cara

balt

yeah sorry lads just got back from the warehouse party via an uber. this uber driver was from BRISTOL! we talked about uk politics and when he asked about my favourite UK poltiican i mentioned nigel farage and he laughed, and i laughed, and we all laughed haha. fuck women but

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For him

Girl here. Anyone want to hold my hand?

>>53322053
you really went?

how did it go with the grill?

>>53322349
I want to hold your hand

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>>53322349
post legs

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crayon pop

Get the fucking pakis OUT

>>53322349
I'll hold the door for you, m'lady

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cara

>he drinks tea or coffee

Literally anyone under the age of 30 who drinks tea or coffee instead of a fizzy drink is a poser. We get it, you want to look grown up, mature, like an adult. But fizzy drinks just taste better, it's not up for debate.

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baka

>>53326025
is that an ayy lmao

>>53322053
>party
FONT
>>53326059
manchild

>>53325999
>>53326021
>>53326025
>replying to a post that's 1 hour and 30 minutes old
kill yourselves

>>53326025
>lovelyz
kill yourself

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>>53321914
put aside
the rhetoric

our nige

>>53325983
*grabs*

>>53321914
Do you have the one with Cameron? Same style of picture

>>53325842
fuck off sad cunt

>>53325865
staying in your room all day is fuckin boring

>>53325624
ah

>>53325583
they probably heard the tv and went to see what was on you mentally ill fuck degenerate cunt shit

>>53325914
are you one of them freaks who brushes their teeth 6 times a day too
who are you going to impress when youre sitting around at home haha whats the point

Set a new 3x3 Rubik's cube PB today. Managed to get it down to 45s. Still nowhere as good as I want to be but I think I am improving. My twin cousins were really impressed over Christmas when everyone was round for the family gathering.

If evens I will find love
If odds I will die alone

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Proper weirdos

Come across three "pansexuals" already too

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>>53326098

Don't worry I'm baiting her in to posting more.

>>53326120

>hating on Lovelyz
Back to kpeg you go

>>53325671
>Study Biology
but its a meme degree lad

How did you get in with anthropology?

>>53322349
you can hdold my middle hand if you want

>>53326034
A+
good post

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So does Scotland exist in the star wars universe?

I like to think that shortly after gaining our independence, we developed our own space program (free from the perfidious hinderences of england).

With the now unfettered genius of Scottish science, we launch space colonists looking for a new life beyond the stars. The journey is perilous, and scant few Scots are braw enough to take the risk. Most end up as two bit gangsters like this bloke.

Also what's this ''kanji club''? Kanji is a japanese writing system. Does this mean Japan was also colonising space alongside Scotland?

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<- me

>>53326165
wahey

>>53326152
go to AGDQ

>53326150
ahhh yes, very impressive tactic

hmm...

how has that been working out for you? ah okay, well then.. uh huh... okay.

...glad to hear that...

>>53326168
>self-summary
>on this because there isn't enough room on my phone for tinder

my sides are flying intergalactically

>>53326168
very low effort 1/10

>>53326177
not him but theyre an ugly meme group with no decent songs

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YOU WILL NEVER BE LOOKED AT LIKE THIS


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53326059
I've been drinking tea since I was a boy.

>>53326168
>pansexuals
Just the new meme word for bisexual

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>>53326239
>ugly meme group with no decent songs

whose you're waifu?

>>53326246
inthecloset.webm

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>>53326246
You d-don't know that!

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UNILADS OUT
SAND NIGGERS OUT
JFS OUT

NEETS IN
ABNORMIES IN
CARA IN

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YOU WILL NEVER BE LOOKED AT LIKE THIS

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>>53326191
>So does Scotland exist in the star wars universe?

The Star Wars Universe is Scotland la

>>53326239
so is every kpop """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""artist""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

this song reminds me of /BRIT/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

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Why has she been on Facebook so much recently lads?

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>UNILADS OUT
>SAND NIGGERS OUT
>JFS OUT

>NEETS IN
>ABNORMIES IN
>CARA IN

lads i literally just need brentford to score one goal and i 619 pounds
fucking pray for me

>>53326343
post a good non-kpop artist

>>53326238
>>53326234
I'm sure she's crying in her photos too

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YOU WILL BE LOOKED AT LIKE THIS

>>53326385
prove god isn't real

>>53326338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec

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>ex deleted me off Facebook

>>53326381
good luck mate how long is left

>it's a k-poop episode

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>>UNILADS OUT
>>SAND NIGGERS OUT
>>JFS OUT

>>NEETS IN
>>ABNORMIES IN
>>CARA IN

>>53326428
message her and call her a cunt

>>53326352
>>53326352
>>53326352
>>53326352
brit anthem right here lads

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>deleted my ex off facebook

>>53326381
thought gambling was banned in birmingham, the mufti isn't gonna be happy about this one

>tfw fell for the atheism meme

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>>53326403
nice dodge there mate

yelling from the side lines other peoples opinions are wrong while not having to balls the voice your own

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sides are gone
i cannot breathe

>>53326459
>fedora meme

what is this?

2013?

>>53326474
Don't want her to know that I noticed though. Wish I'd fucking deleted her first, REEEE

/brit/ more like shit lmao!

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>feel asleep listening to some relatively normal ASMR, leave auto play on
>wake up in the morning to some weird ass Korean shit
>my watch history is full of 8+ hours worth of weird ASMR and wacky Asian TV
This happens every morning, I hope nobody has ever looked through my watch history they'll think I'm a right weirdo

>>53326505
doesnt matter cos youll call everything i say shit
theres no point arguing with autistic spackers on 4chan because they dont know how to talk like normal people

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>you will never be looked at by a kpop

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>tfw fell for the atheism meme

post your job lads, I'll start
>eye surgeon

>>53326540
REALLY good post :)

>>53326536
Why? All it means is that she was thinking about you more than you were thinking about her. She was thinking about you so much that she actively went out of her way to ensure she couldn't even get a glimpsing reminder of you. You forgot she was even on your list. You won.

>>53326381
Enough to fly that qt paki over to Brum

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So lads, how is /gf2016/ going?

anthropology lad where u gone

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>>53326569
>kqt ambassador

>>53326569
mycologist & horticulturist

>>53326617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec

LADS

got offered a job in London, 32k starting. Think I'll be able to live decently in London with that salary?

>>53326548
bit of a contradiction there considering you're the one that started the "argument" on the internet about opinions

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>>53326593
th-thanks lad

>>53326643
respect man.

>>53326638
nice job

>>53326660
no

>>53326660
lol

>>53326569
jjb manager

>>53326660
get the fuck out and don't come back!

In the cinema lads

What do

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It's done. I've hidden all the bodies. The Women and the children. now i'm home pondering whether or not i should have some tea

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>Watching women's darts
>"Her children and her wife Sue there looking on"

>>53326569
Manager at Barclays / Tuba player

>>53326569
b-baker

>>53326569
machine operator

unironically

>>53326660
>london
might as well just fly to pakistan

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>when your ex gets back into a relationship 5 years before you

>>53326732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec

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>tfw youll never live with your m8s playing fun games all the time getting that youtube money

>>53326447
not very long now
could have cashed out for 200quid but didn't
>>53326600
she lives in leeds haha

>>53326660
yes obviously, most young people earn like £24k, i know one girl who gets paid £19k at a graphic design job and she isnt dead

>>53326696
You must be kidding

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>>53326756
>when she still messages you even when you never respond

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Lads...I think I'm a manchild

>>53326707
good start man

>>53326737
may your bonuses be large and your subordinates obedient

>>53326743
i like bread too man

>>53326746
A true patriot

>>53326735
Sometimes it takes them 30 shots to do 501

I bet I could beat that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlnJ8e96gnk

>>53326569
I literately have a phobia of anything touching my eyes now because of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9crCGMh4j9g

>>53326775
lol remember early days of Zerkaa?

dem cod 4 montages, pretty much the only one from that era to survive

>>53326775
Ugh
Those plebeian faggots with a shitty childish normie fan base. Fuck em desu.

>le FIFA
>more FIFA
>and more FIFA
>and a KSI shitty rap album
>more FIFA
>le angry black man lol
>FIFA again

you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef wellington, don't trust the argies, dick in the vagina, cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man

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>>53326798
>graphic design

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alri i get it haha

>>53326735
>'''''''''''''''''''''her''''''''''''''''''' children

>>53326871
illuminate when

>>53326881
thanks lad

>>53326872
you're a strange lad aren't you

>>53326871
I had a 1v1 with him before, snipers on Rust. Was just about to beat him (like 24 kills to 16 or something) and he ragequit. What a little bitch

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>Ugh
>Those plebeian faggots with a shitty childish normie fan base. Fuck em desu.

>>53326888
Hodid u get the ebglish flag??????!!!!!!!!'

Remember that the grill is always lerking lads

Why do people end their sentences with "if I'm honest", /brit/?

>I play FIFA
>I play CoD
I already know what type of person you are, and I literally hate you.

>>53326871
Zezima was better you quickscoping cunt

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if you don't know who zezima is your childhood was shit

Metres or feet lads?
>feet

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fuck sake lads

>>53326916
yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHYgYgY1MSU

>>53326992
dunno t᠎bh

>>53326979
girls dont post on 4chan

>>53326954
>non extra flags user

the worst sort of pleb

literally ignore these scrotes lmao

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>>53326954
You have to be English, Rasheed.

fuck sake lads eastleigh almost had it

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>>53327004
>>53327005
fuck me, it's a runescape miracle.

>>53327005
>zezima
Atleast my father stayed with the family and raised me.

>>53326191
No Star Wars takes place along time ago in a galaxy far away. Scotland doesn't exist yet.

>5pm on a Saturday
Literal turbonormie hours
Honest question, if you're a normie why do you come here? Can't you go to Facebook or some shit and be with your own kind?

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>>53327004
>>53327005

I remember I saw Zezima in a world once whilst playing runescape years ago

went absolutely fucking mental

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>>53326403
Jesus was a real man. This is a FACT.

There are golden ratios found everywhere in nature, proof that the Universe is an intelligent design.
And by the way Jesus was God who came to Earth to account for his sins he himself did during the Old Testament which caused humans to sin more, his crucifixation and his whole "I died for your sins" speech is him actually talking about him paying for his sins against humanity during the old testament.

Read the book of Enoch if you want to learn more.

The Book of Enoch is the most spiritual book made, even if you aren't religious it's a really good read. It's filled with knowledge. It was left out of the Bible by the Roman Catholic Church because it didn't support the Roman Empires emperial conquests. And told people the real truth about God in which they wanted to hide as the Roman Catholic Church is literally a satanist organisation.

Pic related is a holy symbol found in the vatican. It's the serpent of the garden.

Remember the lord said the anti-christ would be in wolves in sheeps clothing? Literally the catholic church, if you study holy symbolism you would see satanic symbols all around the Roman Catholic Church. They also practice black mass a satanic ritual.


The new pope is also a jesuit, if you don't know who the jesuits are read about them. They are the real secret organisation fucking things up, not the freemasons.

I'm an ex jesuit and when you get to a certain degree they tell you that Satan is the real God.

>>53327087
at least i wasn't born in lithuania you fucking 3rd world reject

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwN56vuiQL4

>>53327005
fucking lad that guy was saw him in varrock one tbqhwy, then there was the old nite and lilyuffie88

good memories

Last time I hugged a girl: November
Last time I held a girls hand: November
Last time I got a kiss on the cheek: November
Last time I got a text from a girl: 3 days ago

>>53326871
>CoD4 montages
>Anything but JoeHands0me
He changed the game.

>>53327122
init

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>ASMR

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>I'm an ex jesuit and when you get to a certain degree they tell you that Satan is the real God

>>53327140

Bit racist

>>53327168
wasnt saying he was the best, just the only one that stuck around

>>53327119
I saw Zezima once and everyone was following him and spamming, I tried to join in but my potato computer was lagging really badly so I couldn't join in the fun.

::wavey ::glow2 fees bad man

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>>53327151
ah ha yes, asmr haha very good sounds ah yes

>>53327156
last time I hugged a girl: my mum
last time I held a girls hand: never
last time I got a kiss on the cheek: mum
last time I got a text from a girl: mum

>>53327156
FOTNT

>>53327156
>>>/blog/

>>53327065
>not edited to be mosley's lightening bolt symbol

Do you enjoy penis?

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gf and me

>>53327206
From CoD4 videos or from montages specifically? Because I'm sure there's a load of lads still doing videos from the CoD4 days.

Beat Zezima 1v1 in the Wildy a couple of times

>>53327212
i would play the Old school runescape or whatever its called but its the shite pre-HD version desu, bit disappointing

>>53327151

Are you supposed to get the tingles in your penis?

Last time I hugged a girl: 2 years ago
Last time I held a girls hand: Never
Last time I got a kiss on the cheek: Never
Last time I got a text from a girl: never

I'm not even joking, I'm being deadly serious

if you wanna be my lover
you gotta get with my friends

>cod
lmao

>>53327112
First you need to ask what a normie is and why they exist

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gf just sent me this

Last time I hugged a girl: 2012 maybe
Last time I held a girls hand: Year 8
Last time I got a kiss on the cheek: Never if you don't include family
Last time I got a text from a girl: 2 weeks ago although it was my boss at work

drinking some coffee

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this is a scene I advise watching

>>53327156
>Last time I hugged a girl
Today
>Last time I held a girls hand
No idea.. This week I guess?
>Last time I got a kiss on the cheek
New Year or something?
>Last time I got a text from a girl
lol texts

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>>53327140
>zezima
You should stop touching your mothers vagina.

ready salted or cheese and onion lads? going shop and they don't sell s&v and I don't like sensations or doritos

>>53327338
love that so much

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>>53327212
I remember one time I got lured for my whip and cried for a good 5 minutes afterwards, still chokes me up when i think about it 2bh haha

>>53327317
Last time I hugged a girl: platonically fairly often, romantically never
Last time I held a girls hand: never
Last time I got a kiss on the cheek: never not from family
Last time I got a text from a girl: yesterday

>>53327277
>it's the shite pre-hd version
Wow, are you like 15?
07 was the only time Runescape was good, it was shit when they started updating the graphics

last time i hugged a girl: Jeднaкoкpaки тpoyгao јe тpoyгao кoд кoгa cy двe cтpaницe јeднaкe. Te двe јeднaкe cтpaницe ce oбeлeжaвaјy ca b \, (мaлим лaтиничним cлoвoм б) и нaзивaјy ce кpaци јeднaкoкpaкoг тpoyглa. Cтpaницa нaд кoјoм ce нaлaзe кpaци нaзивa ce ocнoвицa и oбeлeжaвa ca a \, (мaлим лaтинични cлoвoм a). Teмe C нacпpaм ocнoвицe нaзивa ce вpхoм јeднaкoкpaкoг тpoyглa. Tpoyгao јe paвaн ca тpи cтpaницe. Tpи тaчкe гдe ce cтpaницe (дyжи) paвни пpeceцaјy зoвy ce тeмeнa. Tpoyглoви ce y мaтeмaтици пoнeкaд идeнтификyјy нaбpaјaњeм њихoвих тeмeнa. Ha пpимep, тpoyгao ABC. Tpигoнoмeтpијa јe oблacт гeoмeтpијe и мaтeмaтикe кoјa ce бaви тpoyглoвимa.

Tpoyгao јe y гeoмeтpији, и пoceбнo y плaнимeтpији, зaтвopeнa излoмљeнa линијa cacтaвљeнa oд тpи дyжи, или јe тo дeo paвни oгpaничeн ca тpи дyжи. Дpyги peчимa:

Пpaвoлинијcки тpoyгao (јeднoдимeнзиoнaлaн) чинe тpи тaчкe кoјe нe лeжe нa јeднoј пpaвoј и тpи дyжи ca кpaјeвимa y тим тaчкaмa.
Tpoyгao јe мнoгoyгao ca нaјмaњим бpoјeм cтpaницa.

У Eyклидcкoј гeoмeтpији билo кoјe тpи нeкoлинeapнe тaчкe јeднoзнaчнo oдpeђyјy тpoyгao. Гeoмeтpијa ce кao нayкa пpви пyт пoјaвилa y дpeвнoм Eгиптy, Baвилoнији и Гpчкoј y вeзи ca paзвoјeм кyлтype пpeмepaвaњa тлa. Oтyдa и пoтичe нaзив гeoмeтpијe.

Eгипћaни cy paзвили индyктивaн мeтoд зaкљyчивaњa - oд пoјeдинaчнoг кa oпштeм (нпp. пpимeтили cy дa јeдaн тpoyгao имa 3 yглa, пa cy нaцpтaли дpyги тpoyгao и пpимeтили иcтo, итд. дoк ниcy зaкљyчили дa cви тpoyглoви имaјy пo тpи yглa, тaдa cy тo yзeли зa нeкy ocнoвнy вpeднocт - aкcиoмy).

Peлигиoзни oбpeди cy били пoвeзaни c кoнcтpyкцијoм жpтвeникa (в. Дeлcки пpoблeм), a пpaктичнe пoтpeбe љyди yчинилe cy нyжним дa ce измepe пoвpшинe дeлoвa зeмљe, зaпpeминe cyдoвa и ocтaвa зa жeтвy. Гeoмeтpијcкa paзмaтpaњa и фaктa cy ce y ocнoвнoм cвoдилa нa пpaвилa изpaчyнaвaњa пoвpшинa и зaпpeминa и тpeбa пpeтпocтaвити дa cy oвa пpaвилa имaлa вишe eмпиpијcки нeгo лoгички кapaктep.

У VII вeкy пpe нoвe epe гeoмeтpијcкo знaњe јe, пo мишљeњy гpчких иcтopичapa, пpeнeceнo и

>>53327265
well obvs mate i'm not omnipotent

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>>53327356
>going shop and they don't sell s&v

so why go there

>>53327340

Bit normie

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>>53327338
>those teeth

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>>53327156

>Last time I hugged a girl
Yesterday
>Last time I held a girls hand
Wednesday
>Last time I got a kiss on the cheek
Yesterday
>Last time I got a text from a girl
If snapchat / kakao talk count then today otherwise yesterday

>>53327356
ready salted is fedora tier

>>53327406
What are you even saying? When did I imply you were all powerful?

http://news.sky.com/story/1619741/beauty-firm-sorry-for-racist-skin-whitening-ad

I need to watch this video, where is it?

Brentford didn't score lads.
I didn't win any money.
Could have took 222 pound at one point.
Now I have nothing.

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>haha anon why does it your saving pics I'm tagged in?

Fuck lads what do I say?

Everyone doing the lottery tonight?

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>>53327340
i hope you're not caralad, would be proper disappointing if caralad turned out to be a normie.

Don't take athiests seriously. They are souless husks, complete betas with no meaning of life just wandering around doing what makes them happy. Hedonists. Pure filth. Lost soulds. Just purge them all.

>>53327412
What's so wrong with being gay? Why does he have to pretend to be a woman to get guys?

>>53327395
I played RS around 07 too, it was alright but the HD update literally revolutionised the game

>>53327112
/brit/ is like twitter but with no character limit and a refreshingly different crowd
i can talk about weirder/less PC stuff here without judgement

>>53327413
>go to denmark
>find s&v crisps
>part of some 'international selection' with a british flag on them

>>53327466
Save your money, I have the winning ticket

>>53327390
I was like 10 back in the 07 days and some faggot said he'd buy my dragon plate legs off me for a very high price, he put millions in the trade window and stupid me kept clicking the accept button because I was so excited, when the trade the completed I looked in my inventory and it was full of fish. I cried for a long time and had something resembling an autist melt down.

>>53327489
you forgot

>forget xbox

>>53327460
great wank material
she should be flattered

>right clicking save as

Is it possible to convert to Judaism?

>>53327475
what about agnostics desu :3

>>53327483
>HD update literally revolutionised the game

No it didn't. Runescape turned wank. I quit when that shit update came out.

Watching a Man Utd game during a hard benzo withdrawal is just about the worst torture man can suffer

>>53327559
you have to have a jewish mother to be considered jewish
t. jew

>>53327546
>forget xbox

>>53327535
haha some cunt did the same thing to me except I was trying to sell a dwarf multi cannon (those things you plant on the ground and it shoots cannonballs at monsters).

>>53327610
>muh philosophy

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If i keep digging in the dirt what happens? do i go to Australia or China or something? haha x silly i know

>>53327559
Yes, you need to pass a Jew test set by a Rabbi and get two Jews to refuse to let you be a Jew, and then get three Jews (including a Rabbi) to agree to you being a Jew.

Instant freedom from the risk of Hell (Jews don't have one) and an Israeli passport.

>>53327559
>being a faux-Jew
The Chosen People are just that - Chosen by God, if you weren't chosen then you will never really be a Jew

>>53327578
They are alright. Atleast they have a chance of being born again. Athiests are despicable because they are so arrogant that their world view is right. I will pray for you brother

>>53327559
You have to be one of God's chosen people pham. Not just convert.

>>53327638
Retarded cunt just fuck off.

Hope Jennie texts me over the weekend lads

>>53327535
>>53327623
haha that might been me

we should let in exclusively females from now on to fix the gender imbalance 2bh

LOTS of darkies from Birmingham on OKCupid

>>53327638
We come out in the ocean southwest of New Zealand

https://www.freemaptools.com/tunnel-to-other-side-of-the-earth.htm

>meet a girl
>she really likes me
>2/10
just going to move towns 2bh

The six things I could never do without
Friends
Family
Weekends
Sunshine
Nail Polish
Phone

>>53327722
pic lad

said some weird stuff again on mdma again lads haha

The oculus rift is quite expensive

why are you feeling lonely anon? you're with friends here

>>53327776
>no Halo or Fifa
Dropped

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Thoughts?

>>53327797
No
I'm not friends with all these normalfags who had invaded our general

>>53327787
what did you say lol

>>53327810
Why don't we just make transgender prisons
Problem solved

>>53327658
but my whole family is aetheists desu
i'd still be pretty pissed at ol God if he sent them all to hell even if I converted haha :P

>>53327810
>where to place transgender prisoners
The gas chamber.

Alternatively: mental institutions.

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>>53327717
Very scary that, will keep this in mind when im at the beach and digging some sand. Wouldn't want to drown haha

switching to another countrys general. this one is too fast 2bh

Literally don't give a shit what difference does it make what prison it's sent to

>>53327591
No you fucking idiot you're talking about something else

I'm talking about the exact same gameplay, just better graphics, nothing else

I quit when they changed the gameplay

>>53327810

airdrop the cunt over syria, fucking freak

>>53327810
>man placed in a jail for me
shocking

>>53327884
good fuck off abnormie cunt

>>53327852
why dont you fuck off abnormie cunt

>>53327810
she's going to get raped in prison :(

>>53327810
If they have a penis they go in a male prison in solitary.

If they don't they go in a female prison in solitary.

Anything else just leads to rape.

>>53327884
come to /lat/

The West has become lazy, passive and decadent. We are too consumed by our own lives . We've been conditioned to accept cultural Marxism. To accept mass, uncontrolled immigration. We accept the rape of our people. In 50 years the white, European won't exist. There will be no fight, we've been absorbed by Netflix and Facebook.

>>53327952
>>53327944
>>53327921
>>53327880
lel

>>53327916
If you, a man, had the option of being sent to a male prison where you could get the shit kicked out of you at any time / have a broom shoved up your arse at any time OR go to a women's prison where you are by default physically stronger than every single inmate there + some of them might be qt + all of them have vaginas, which would you go to?

>>53327971
smack a funny hat on this post ta

we are all slaves regardless of skin colour

>>53328034
Oh my god, fuck off with that racist shit

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>The West has become lazy, passive and decadent. We are too consumed by our own lives . We've been conditioned to accept cultural Marxism. To accept mass, uncontrolled immigration. We accept the rape of our people. In 50 years the white, European won't exist. There will be no fight, we've been absorbed by Netflix and Facebook.

>>53327967
>>53327968
karma I guess

seriously speaking though, a lot of criminals pretend to be gay or transgender so they have an easier time in jail.

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In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

>>53327869
They might not go to hell, non believers who live a fulfilling life of morals and kindness go to limbo. Which isn't hell it's basically a waiting spiritual realm where the lost souls go to wait for the Judgement Day where all souls will be judged. You can have your name in the book of life if you are a good person, you will go to limbo though where you must repent for your sins to guarantee your place in the book of life.

When Jesus died he went to limbo, because he was also a sinner he spent some time there to account for his sins during the Old Testament.

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>tfw your family are retarded
>tfw I'm probably retarded too but nobody's told me

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lonely and a tad bit lost 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQKhPn5Ev94

why is this cunt an MP

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>Oh my god, fuck off with that racist shit

>>53327615
you have to be a nigger to be considered a nigger
t. not a nigger

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I never used to think much of it before but Gondola is kind of lovely for some reason.

>>53327869
>my whole family are atheists
Then why believe in God?
Only reason religious people exist in the 21st century is because they've been brainwashed their whole life

>>53328143
Have you watched the KC webms?

>>53328139
>another quality burger post

I need to go to the shops but it's raining. What should I do?

>>53328170
Ring a taxi and ask them to do the shop for you. It's expensive, but you stay dry

>>53328134
>what is diplomacy

>>53328165
There's a thread on /wsg/ with some. They're weirdly enchanting.

>>53328164
maybe they want the morality and sense of purpose religion offers them

>>53328204
t. obese lazy cunt

>>53327855
we read out poetry we wrote
cringing a bit

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>>53327971
This is why we need christianity. We need more christians so that Islam does not become the number one religion. The day it does is the day UK officially dies. Prepare for sharia because when they become the majority it will happen, say goodbye to your wonderful churches, they will be converted into mosques. If there are no christians left what's the use for them?

>>53328164
simply not true, I was an athiest all my life. My family are athiests and always have been. I am a christian.

You are the one that has been brainwashed, you are so brainwashed that you refuse to read the word of God, you refuse to be open to a new opinion.

You're just another close-minded fool who thinks he has worked the world out.

Don't worry we all go through our edgy teen phase of hating religion. I guarantee when you are older you will become religious. Now go back to doing your homework, kiddo.

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>maybe they want the morality and sense of purpose religion offers them

my breath absolutely HONKS

>>53328108
that makes the most sense, if not the strictest following of the old testament tbqh.
Related, hasnt the bible been reprinted/changed hundreds of times over the last 2000 years? why do you think its a trustworthy source of info
>>53328164
I dont u dip haha

>>53328226
we don't do diplomacy with ISIS so we shouldn't do it with Saudi Arabia

she seen my face in the guardian now she's smiling cuz she knows that i'm a in ting

>>53328234
I loved them too

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died in poe again lads

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>fedora1.jpg (38 KB, 558x419)File: fedora1.jpg (38 KB, 558x419)googleiqdb>maybe they want the morality and sense of purpose religion offers them

At my grans.

Been watching Psychic Detectives for the past 4 hours.

Send help in the form of a bullet.

>>53328254
very romantic haha ;-)

i'd be very interested in hearing one of your poems anon!

started watching sisters


who baths nude with their siblings in their 30s

Fucking hate this city.
Every cunt is left wing and has no sense of the bigger picture

Why is Judaism so based yet Islam is so shit

FREE DRINKS FOR THE MANDEM WAVED AND IT'S ALL FROM BARS MAN WROTE ON THE PAGE

>>53328265
>I unironically believe in the magic sky man
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
tell me, why did you decide to be a Christian and not a Muslim or a pagan or a Wiccan? Why is your religion the one correct religion and all the other thousands of religions are false?

>>53328327
Is it dangerous everywhere on PoE? Was thinking of gathering orbs and selling them to people for literal money.

Mm it, a big fanny on the way, to Play Today, it will stay, and I will say, that U R Gay, a Hey Hey Hey

>>53328345
Pretty typical in America 2bh

>>53328351
you're a sad cunt desu
do you ever stop posting here
and your comments are worthless as well

>>53328352
>Why is Judaism so based yet

JIDF pls go

Im looking for a boyfriend x

im not like them girls who is always after sex getting drunk clubbing and wear too much makeup

I had two boyfriends but they cheated on me :(

I want someone who i can stay with forever x

I would never lie and cheat on anyone i swear on my life

I cant stand people who lie and cheat

I want someone to love me for who i am and i will love you for who you are x

>need a code to access my microsoft email account
>the code is being sent to the email account that i need access too
literally what the fuck

>>53328337
NO!

>>53328296
These ones in particular are my favourites

>>>/wsg/881131
>>>/wsg/881337
>>>/wsg/881374
>>>/wsg/882046
>>>/wsg/892469


I don't know what it is, they're just so moody and strange.

>he thinks there is only on edinburgh poster

We need to put aside the negotiating table and get around the rhetoric

>>53328410
Birmingham

>>53328398
Theres more than one Edinburgh poster on here lad.

>>53328378
you can do it on d2jsp or ebay
you wont make much money from it though unless you have like 100 computers botting

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>>53328368
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>tell me, why did you decide to be a Christian and not a Muslim or a pagan or a Wiccan? Why is your religion the one correct religion and all the other thousands of religions are false?

>>53328352
All Abrahamic religions are shit. Dharmic religions are alright but their followers are pooinloo-tier.

>>53328410
obviously a cheater

>>53328134
>cuckservatives

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>he thinks there are less than 8 west midlands posters

there are only two types of religious person
people who didn't have the chance of a long education who unironically literally believe it and can't contemplate anything else
and hipster intelligentsia across the arts and science who use it for social capital.

Hi, I'm Claire. I'll get the obvious out of the way first - I'm disabled and use crutches 100% of the time, maybe 99% as I use a wheelchair very occasionally. If my lack of walking skills hasn't put you off, here's some more stuff.

I like football and support Man City but haven't been to a match in years. I also like motor sport, prefer BTCC to F1.

I'm not into politics, I've dabbled in sexual politics, disability politics, feminist politics in the past. I didn't find anything constructive there.

There seemed to be a collection of divisive self-interest groups full of people who wanted to challenge something, but didn't seem to be entirely sure what.

>tfw no redpilled disabled gf

>>53328410
>I want someone who i can stay with forever x
bit creepy

>>53328334
Feel for you lad. It's the same for me when I visit my dad.

These people work long hours, 5 days a week then spend ALL Saturday watching scripted reality shows, apparently believing that they are real. Last time I was down we watched 4 or 5 hour long episodes back to back, each time ending with "oh we'll just watch one more then".

I don't understand it, how people can do that.

Justin Bieber's new one is pretty good ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMSIR210mRg

Finished Tutorial Island

Old school RS is just like the new one

nobody speaks and everyone is a bot

>>53328469
there really isn't. nice alibi though

>>53328504
all of them pakis

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>>53328504
>less than 8

>>53328481
Is it difficult to learn how to play? I'd probably need to know the basic game mechanics before botting.

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Really hope a civil war breaks out in my lifetime lads

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>>53328277
>Related, hasnt the bible been reprinted/changed hundreds of times over the last 2000 years?
There are numerous versions of the Bible. Most of them are incorrect, but the King James Bible has been verified to 99 percent accurate. Look up the Dead Sea Scrolls, they are the earliest form of the Bible and they were studied to make more reliable bibles, I.e the King James.

However the Roman Catholic Church has hidden some books of the Bible and made them not appear in it.

Technically the Bible is incomplete as it is missing a few books. The books exist though and we have them just the church has supressed them from being in the Bible for unknown reasons.

The Book of Enoch for example. It is the stories of the world before the Great Flood when angels and demons roamed the Earth. It tells us Noah had Blue Eyes and white skin as a result of fornicating with angels. Maybe this is why it has been surpressed because the Jews want us to believe Noah was related to them.

There are many other stories in The Book of Enoch that would open your eyes.

I was a die hard athiest before I read The Book of Enoch. It will seriously change your life.

>>53328368
Jesus was a real man. This is a fact.

Paganism was the basis of christianity. Every single deity of christanity and every story can be traced back to paganism. Paganism is basically christianity before Jesus.

For example the sumerian diety Enki is Satan.

Go back to eating mountain dew, doritos and wanking over shemales you filthy sodomite.

>>53328508
There are two types of neckeard, the memelords who have been corrupted by memes and the beta pseudo-lefitst who actually beleive they are right wing but don't follow the cradle of civilisation the thing that made the Western world great; christianity.

If you aren't a christian you are paki tier.

>>53328547
Aye there is.
Me and one other cunt.

>>53328553
This fucker right here