Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>>53313638
>dat pic

the fuck?

>>53313602
To be fair, he probably doesn't hate immigrants in general, just rapist pedophile immigrants.

First for erotic massage parlors.

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>>53313638
wtf is this pic?!

>>53313728
>become rapist pedophile immigrant because he hats rapist pedophile immigrants
see pics he posts everytime. he is fucking pedophile.

>>53313728
>rapist pedophile immigrants
80% of white tourists in asia

>>53313728
To beat the immigrant you must think like the immigrant.

Become the immigrant.

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「朝目覚めたとき、自分自身にこう言い聞かせよ。今日、私が対応する人たちは、おせっかいで、感謝の念を持たず、傲慢で、不誠実で、妬みを持ち、無愛想だ。彼らがこのような人であるのは、彼らが善悪を見分けることができないからなのだ。しかし私は、善きものの美しさと悪しきものの醜さを見てきており、悪いことをする人も私と同じ性質を持っていることに気づいている。それは同じ血と出自という性質ではなく、彼らも私と同じ精神、そして神性の一部を持っているということだ。ゆえに、彼らの誰一人として、私を傷つけることはできない。誰一人として、私を醜さに巻き込むことはできない。そして私は、そんな私の仲間たちに怒りを覚えることもできなければ、憎むこともできない。私たちは、両足や、目と手、上下に並ぶ歯のように、協力して働くために生まれてきたのだから。お互いに邪魔をすることは、自然の摂理に反している。誰かに怒りを覚えることも、誰かを無視することも、自然の摂理に反しているのだ。」

>>53313638
乙

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>>53310940

>>53313700
como estas?

>>53313805
who is he?
He looks like tolerable smart.

>>53313818
wrong link

>>53309378

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>>53313638

>>53313820
jodete malparido

>>53313728
He probably is that kind of immigrant.

>>53314143
He only rapes 2d

>>53313913
Marcus Aurelius

Smart latin dude.

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>>53313913
「明けがたに起きにくいときは、次の思いを念頭に用意しておくがよい。
『人間のつとめを果たすために私は起きるのだ』。
自分がそのために生まれ、そのためにこの世にきた役目をしに行くのを、まだぶつぶついっているのか」

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Are whites, to Japan, what muslims are to Europe?

>>53314231
haha

>>53314231
Whites are more degenerate, I think.

>>53314284
that's because you haven't been living with muslims

>>53314284
rude

argentinians aren't white

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>>53314231
>They are well-behaved in small number, but they cause trouble when gathered
exactly this

>>53314165
How hidoi. Pure 2D waifus need to be protected from gross foreigners.

>>53314291
We are not degenerate so we haven't been living with muslims.

>>53314226
I agree with what you are saying.
t-teacher

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いなごアイス食べる?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uC4AUyju7k

>>53314313
Do they ever surround your women and grope them?

>>53314373
turkish ice cream?

>>53314231
Whites are to Japan what pandas are to Europe

Cute, cuddly...and in danger of extinction.

>>53314313
What is Halloween? heroiin?
Is it the event of the religion of idiot?

>>53313638
That is interesting. You have no trouble with daily life using english?

>>53314487
was meant for
>>53313620
sorry

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外国人はこういう日本の食事には耐えられないと思う。

39th for my penis

>>53314544
うまそうなんだけどテーブルに醤油がない
醤油のない冷ややっこをどう食えと

>>53314544

where is kimchi!

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>>53314544
I bought my friend 羊羹 and he didn't want to eat it.

>>53314544
中々美味しいそう

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>>53314544
>everything in tiny separate bowls

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>>53314345
「良い人間のあり方を論じるのはもう終わりにして
そろそろ良い人間になったらどうだ」

>>53314579
単にフレームから外れているだけ。
それなら「箸もないのにどうやって食べるんだ?」と言うことにもなるw

>>53314378
Are they Zaitokukai?
They are baits of pig, and they hate pigs.

>>53314408
C'mon man, everybody knows whites are the ones to get surrounded and groped by Japanese women, they're just so popular.

>>>/wsg/896306

>>53314651
>良い人間になったらどうだ
なんかめんどくさい

>>53314432
More like they are white pigs.

>>53314617
It is tremendously impractical though

>>53314745
>>>>/wsg/896306
top kek

>>53314373
長野
野

>>53314803
>tremendously impractical
You sound like a fat American who thinks cleaning a few more dishes is a huge deal kek

>>53314745
Pretty jealous. I've never had 10 gfs that I bend over the table each day.
Didn't think Jap girls would want sex every day - the latest stats I saw for the West was about 3 times a week.

>>53314544
冷奴あるのに味噌汁の具が豆腐とな?

>>53313638
This like LITERALLY made me feel nautious. Body modification this extent is absolutely disgusting!!!!

>>53314803
t. alberto barbosa

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>>53314772
I can live with that

>>53314897
豆腐→大豆
味噌→大豆
醤油→大豆
油揚げ→大豆

大豆ばっかだな

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>>53314617
>british cuisine

>>53314925
I want to cuddle this cute white person :3

>>53314617
already awake

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>>53314651
I-I know.
I will become a good person.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452339262250.webm

>>53314987
If you're hungry, you'll eat it.

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>>53314987
I have to eat piroshiki every day.

>>53314487
It's not close to 'daily life' but I went to Tokyo for a couple days as a fly-by visit on my way to the Philippines. I had no trouble at all communicating like I normally do at home, because even at home I speak exclusively in head nods, looking every direction except towards who I'm talking to and gesturing toward things while mumbling indistinctly.

>>53314601
He looks like one of our ex prime ministers.

>>53314617
でも1つのお皿に色んなものを入れてぐちゃぐちゃに混ざってるのは気持ち悪いよ

>>53315017
nice excuse for eating shitty food

>>53314651
Do you like Roman Empire?
I may have seen Marcus Aurelius's statue when I visited the British museum.

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>>53315055
>because even at home I speak exclusively in head nods, looking every direction except towards who I'm talking to and gesturing toward things while mumbling indistinctly.

>>53315027

I wanna meet a fat Russian big mama.

>>53314987 no way~

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>>53314378
bb-but where are the anime girls?

>>53314992
I haven't been to bed yet

Why you have so much darkness in you

>>53315009
What happened there? Is it fake or a genuine ghost sighting?

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>>53315088
Not my fault your tastebuds aren't evolved enough to appreciate the refined British palate

>>53315233
because I'm black

>>53314960
日本人大豆めっちゃ好きだよなほんと
大豆なら腐っても食べるしな

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>>53314999
「悪をなす者はみずからにも悪をなす。」

White people are white version of black people.

>>53315233
Listened to too much Linkin Park in my youth.

>>53315255

だからわたしのオッパイおっきいんだー

>>53315234
It's probably staged

have another meme
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452339804023.webm

>>53313638
/vp/ in a nutshell

ローカル路線バス 乗り継ぎの旅 THE MOVIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqTR7XYcK1Q

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>>53315276
>Russian tripfag weeaboo

>>53315235
I don't like fish tbqh
except herring in vinegar

>>53315394
Not a tripfag :^*

お願い・・・何でもするから・・・

>>53315308
君のおっぱいの大きさなんてどうでもいいんだ!
大事なのは年収なんだよ!

>>53315459
俺の妹になれ

>>53315459
ん?

>>53315496
あーイクラ食いたい

>mods deleted sex torist thread

why white people go to SE asia instead of latin America or africa?

>>53315543
aids

>>53315487
ぎり一本です

>>53315269
I must not do bad things from now on.
I properly wash my face when I wake up in every morning.

>>53315543
>SE asia
because they want to fuck kids

>>53315543
Because SEA is more exotic than LatAm and I don't even need to explain why people don't want to do sex tourism in african countries full of black people.

>>53315543
Tiny pussy desu

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Do you know about famous Salmon don at Lake Tekapo, New Zealand?

Which race has the widest pussy?

>>53315637
>Salmon don
That's too normie. Can I have some Kiwi bird dishes there?

>>53314378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIuN3R8EGfo

>>53315671
swedish girls

>>53315510
何でもするって

>>53315684
Kiwi birds are too cute to be eaten.
Also they are endangered

>>53315275
I have thought so once...

>>53315709
そうだよ(便乗)

>>53315732
Did you have some bad experience?
Or a good experience that changed your opinion?

>>53315308
>>53315459
post your oppai pics

>>53315770
He probably met a Russian

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>>53315275
And black people are black version of white people.

This is the true nature.

- Confucianism

>>53315705
Wa??

オーストラリアのアボリジニってなんであんなワイルドなルックスなの?

>>53315804
Hello, Oleshko
Overstaying your visa in New Zealand?
Good

>>53315876
そりゃワイルドに生きてきたからやろ

>>53315876
文明じゃない
部族民です

>>53315770
No.
I thought.
"When black people move to north area, their appearance changes."
Because White people and Black people are similar in appearance.
as form.

>>53315813
陰陽はTaoismや

>>53315813
Japan needs more Yang!

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For fuck sakes

>Realize that I have to buy milk because I am out of it so I can eat cornflakes tomorrow
>Realize I have not showered this morning
>w/e drench myself in perfume
>Accidentally drop perfume bottle
>It smashes the only cornflakes bowl i have to pieces

Guess someone up there did not want me to eat cornflakes tomorrow, guess I buy some bread instead

>>53315976
buy a bowl at daiso

>>53315976
Is cereal popular in Japan?
When I went, my host family had this really sugary stuff, but whenever I went into a convenience store in the city I could never find it.
Here in Australia, cereal is way more common in storefront grocery stores.

>>53315976
Well, it was all your fault senpai

>>53315813
I didn't know

>>53315976
They just wanted you to shower actually

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>>53315976

3 billion years of evolution for you to go and fuck up like that.

Do you ever think about just how lonely everyone who posts here really is?

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>>53315976
>cornflakes bowl
is that a special bowl just for cornflakes? is it your only bowl? why not just use a bowl not designated specifically for cornflakes.

>>53316136
Why remind myself of my loneliness?

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>>53316136
>2016
>caring loneliness
All you need is smug

>>53316136
People here are always talking about their girlfriends and friends though. Generals are normie magnets.

>>53316336
You mean they are mostly complaining for no friends and gf

>>53316336
People for whom those things are fulfilling (real) don't come here to blog about it

>>53316136
I do, because then I don't feel as bad about how lonely I am.

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>>53316001
Its 2130 and I live far away from one

>>53316024
Every place that sells food sells cereal here, the bigger store the bigger selection

>>53316145
It was my only bowl, they are annoying to get home after you buy them so I only got one

It's why I smoke. I'm not in a hurry to end this. But I'm not gonna work extra hard to prolong it either
Maybe that sounds pretty emo but fuck it

>>53313638
Kowai.

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>>53316535
It's the same reason why I drink. That and because it feels good.

I'm a Japanese and being homesick now...(T_T)

I really have respect for foreigners living in Japan(alien nation)with alone.

>>53316136
一部の人は一人の生活をたのしむ。

>>53316622
どういうこと?

>>53316622
でも寂しさに耐えれない時があるよ。

どうしたらいい?

>>53316659
Did that not make sense?

>>53316467
>only bowl got broken so can't eat
Jesus senpai Christ. It's like I am reading cinderella or something.

>>53316598
Why are you feeling homesick, Anon? Have you moved away from your home?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZayGR8OWvI
lonely you

>>53316659
どういうことってどういうことだよ…
外人さん?

>>53316705
Not for a second. But now I understand. I think there's a difference between enjoying ones alone time and being lonely though.

>>53316703
社畜になりゃそんなもん気にする暇もなくなるさ

>>53316741
lonely (you)

>>53316761
I meant to say something like "Some people enjoy their loneliness"

>>53316703
女か?

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>>53316782

>>53316779
働いていっぱいになってて、ふと立ち止まったときすごく悲しくなる

>>53316828
なんでよ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3jWyIjIiGs

I'm so lonely that I venture out of my hermitage to take in the views, but perhaps because my despair is so great, everything else looks as forlorn as I do in this autumn hour of twilight.
だってさ

>>53316746
どういうこととは「1人の生活」なんて独りぼっちとは話がだいぶ違うって
本人が言いたいことをちゃんと言えているような解釈をしたら、解釈の余裕がまだあるんじゃないかなって
だから本人に聞いてみた

>>53316935
外国人?
きつくなったら国の実家に帰って一休が一番だな

>>53316813
Yeah I understood what you mean now it just took me a second. I realized after I posted actually. One of this late ah ha moments

>>53316935
一般的に男の方が孤独を好む

>>53317046
いや、日本人だけど…

スマホから打ってるから、確かに日本語おかしいな。まぁ許してよ。

>>53315813
Please tell me the name of this mark..I have this stamp but I have no idea what it means.

>>53317112
女は孤独を恐れる
男は孤独を恐れない

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Yayoi was a mistake.
ヤヨイは大失敗でした

>>53317112
そうなんだ…まぁ、女だけど。

なぜ男は一人でも平気なの?たまに寂しくならないの?

>>53317145
manbun was a mistake

There are some people who like loneliness.
じゃないの。

日本には孤高という言葉もあるけど。

>>53317135
Yin and yang

>>53317140
>>53317173
男性ホルモンの影響という説が有るらしい。孤独には、なるけれど静かな環境でいると落ち着くというのはある。
あと多くの人と一緒にいたから孤独じゃないという訳でも無いんだよなあ。

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>>53316738
I bought sandwiches

>>5331>>53317240
what is Yin and what is yang?

>>53317173
女は帰ってくれないか
日本語スレはホモの聖地なのだ

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>>53317173
大丈夫、僕が彼氏になってあげようか?

>>53317335
Yin is dark, Yang is light

>>53317396
Thanks.

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>>53316264
我が主

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Uh oh

>>53313638
>when he is 90 years old he will still have this on his arm

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>>53317552
Ouch

>>53317344
takahiro?

>>53317396
The dark contains small inner light and the light contains small inner dark. And the small dark also contains smaller inner light and vice versa...
You don't belong to pure dark neither pure light. The world, is compound of dark and light.

>>53316543
this.

Everyone who wants a gf is a cuck of his cock, I say.

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ギャルをやる

>>53317898
ありがとう
ギャルは至高

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>>53317898
アボリジニのアイドルに似てる

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>>53317499

>>53317898
ギャルってなんで早婚なんだろ

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Sleepy Japanese qts

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>>53315055
I understand the feel my dear burger.

>>53317848
I want to cuck my right hand

>>53318057
そのような女性は働きたくないとお嫁さんになる

>>53318224
Use another man's penis next time you want to masturbate.

>>53318373
that would be my right hand cucking me

>>53318057

Simply too stupid to be independent financially

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>>53318325
私働きたく無いけど、結婚してないよ…

>>53318415
I don't think my posts trough.

>>53312167

>>53317145
Yayoi is the ugliest race on the planet

>>53317173
女は来るんじゃねえよ

ここで女は私一人で十分

>>53318502
>caring Strayan funposting

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>>53318568
嫌だ寂しい一緒にいてよ

What is Osaka?

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コマ回しやろうぜ

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Rate my balcony, plz

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>>53318758
this is Osaka

>>53318758
Osaka is Kinki

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What to do to decorate the wall?
This is so boring.

>>53318758

SHITHOLE

ここに来る女の人たちはアニメ嫌いって公言する人ばっかりだからアニメ張るのはネカマにしか見えない

>>53318868
paint big benis

>>53313638
fuck this ugly thread

>>53318868
A lot of pictures of cute cats!

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>>53318942
That's a very mean thing to say, anon. Please rewrite your post to make it nicer.

>>53319041
Are you homosexual?
You talk like one.

>>53319080
Are you homosexual?
You have a flag like one.

完璧な英語で書き込んで英語教師と思われるのが嫌なの?
俺は英語教師だから、別の理由 (外国人が日本にいるとは必ずしも英語教師というわけではない) で腹が立つんだけど、
ネイティブとの見分けがつかないほど自然な英語が書ける日本人なんてありえないっていう、その理屈に対する思いをください。

>>53319041
fuck japan in general

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>>53318868
I think white is better though I want to establish a wall storage like this.

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>>53319080
Everyone in this thread is homosexual.
The OP says if you post in this thread you are gay

>>53319139
穴マン

>>53319259
真剣に答えてもらいたよ

>>53319080
>Jap thread
>Not homo

>>53319242
>I think white is better
good

>>53319242
This looks so pleb and horrible

>>53319080
We're all homo here. You might wanna go somewhere else...straight boi

>>53319139

大丈夫
あなたの英語をネイティブだと思う人は誰も居ません

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>>53318973

はい!

>>53319486
もしかして英語じゃなくて日本語と言いたかったのですか

>>53318935

Great idea!

>>53319535

いいえ
英語です

Test

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>>53318918

おそまつさん見てます

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How soon is July?

>>53319606
訳の分からないことをおっしゃっているのですね

>>53319446
You are so rich that you should help refugees.

>>53319636
テスト効いたかい?

>>53319486
その人はアメリカ人だよ

>>53319691

やだ

>>53319723
はい、串テスト

>>53319673
You can (not) fuck Korean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRDaf_2icic

>>53319738

信じたくない

そんなこと信じたくないんだーーーー

わああああああああーーーー

>>53319786
パスポートをお見せしましょうか

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what is your favourite anime at the moment?

mine is haikyuu. call me a pleb but I really like sports anime

>>53319766

This is how they learn to become a prostitute in overseas.

>>53319821

いやだああああああああああーーーーー


見たくないぃぃぃーーーー

>>53316145
>DESIGNATED CORNFLAKE BOWLS

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おそ松さん

>>53319884
なんで???
とてもおしゃれなデザインだから目に優しい

>>53319821
パスポートと手を見せてください!

>>53319979
いやどす・・・

>>53319766
what do you know
you can't even ask a girl out

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>>53319829

surprisingly good taste denbts-kun

>>53319743
あきらめろ
俺は生活カツカツなので手放しに快諾していませんが。

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>>53319925
好きな松はなんざんす?

>>53320124
推し松という言葉があるらしい

>>53320124

すごいね
よく知ってるね!
実はさっき見始めたばかりで全然詳しくないです(恥

これから勉強していきます(笑)

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>>53320055
>surprisingly

what do you really think of me spurdo-kun?

>>53320246
This gets posted outside of /b/?

>>53319139
自分は日本人だけどやっぱり日本人が書いた英語は分かるよ
日本人特有のミスとかじゃなくて、訳した時に綺麗に日本語になる

>>53320246
It's funny I understood what's written in the entire post by just reading the first few words.

>>53320246

I will be super happy if you k%ll him.

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>>53318918
そんなことないよ。

御狐神君は私の旦那様️

>>53320302

そうそう

英語の向こうに日本語の文章が透けて見える

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>>53320302
>自分は日本人だけど
パスポートを見せてくれるまでそんなことを信じられない、プロクシさん。

>>53320334
I started to change words to make it more personal for the Kraut but I got bored so I just Copy past

>>53320246
Qu'est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi petite salope ? je te ferais savoir que je suis sorti premier de ma classe dans la légion étrangère, et j'ai participé à de nombreuses attaques surprises contre Al-Quaeda, j'ai plus de 300 victimes confirmées. Je suis entrainé aux tactiques de gorilla et je suis le meilleur sniper de toutes les forces armées françaises. Tu n'es rien de plus qu'une autre cible. Je te ferais disparaitre de cette putain de planète avec une précision jamais-vue auparavant, souviens-toi de mes putains de paroles. Tu peux pense que tu peux t'en sortir après avoir dit de la merde sur moi sur Internet? Réfléchis-bien, enculé. Au moment où nous parlons je contacte mon réseau d'espions à travers le globe et ton IP se fait tracer en ce moment même alors prépare toi à la tempête, vermine. La tempête qui va balayer cette pathétique petite chose que tu appelles ta vie. T'es putain de mort gamin. Je peux être n'importe où, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de sept-cent manières, et cela juste à mains nues. Je suis non seulement très entrainé au combat à main nue, mais j'ai aussi accès à l'arsenal entier de l'Armée de Terre de la République et je l'utiliserai à son maximum pour rayer ton petit cul du continent, espèce de petite merde. Si seulement tu avais su la vengeance impie qui t'attendait grâce à ton petit commentaire "malin", peut être tu aurais fermé ta gueule. Mais tu ne l'a pas fait, non tu ne l'a pas fait, et maintenant tu en paye le prix, putain d'abruti. Je vais te chier dessus jusqu'à ce que tu te noies dedans.

>>53320419
Even if you did make changes, I wouldn't read to look for them anyway...

>>53320302
この下の二つの英文はどっちも自然な英語だよ
翻訳して日本語に収まるかはどの英文も調べたことはないけど

>>53320451
well mods deleted it

Tu peux PENSER

>>53320246
maybe someday you will marry that weird loser chick because you're an awkard weeaboo loser and can't get a real gf
you shut your mouth
how can you say I go about things the wrong way?
I'm a human and I need to get punched by a korean girl
just like everybody else does

>>53320573
I loved that comment.

>>53319998
なぜですか?

>>53320663

His gfs were all white, just for your info arsehole

>>53320713
実は手を持たないからどす

>>53320770
乙武

Pouvoir の後は動詞原形

>>53320770

乙武さん

お元気ですか

>>53320790
そういって縁起悪くて罰が絶対に当たるね
:(
I'm a fool
ごめんなさい

>>53320716
selbst schuld uezs

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>>53320663
At least I'm not pretending having one on an anonymous board

>>53320945
Why are French people called "Frog"?

Recommend me some good sites in the japanese web :)

>>53320945
I don't have one yet
but I will
by that time I won't go to 4chan anymore so I wanted to express my feelings that I will have here with you weeaboo loser so you can enjoy the great time I have with my korean gf and maybe someday enjoy your life with a japanese gf

なんで日本の男は変態なの?

600点も下着盗む奴とか20年も制服盗み続ける奴とか海外にも現れるのかね?

>>53321073
website.co.jp

>>53320770
では今は音声認識を使ってポストしていますか?

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>>53321073
akarin.co.jp

>>53321108
If I knew then what I know now I would do the same thing. Would you?

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>>53321056
croa croa

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どこの国にも脱ぎたがりがいるのか

>>53321186
>404 Not found
Nice. I get it

>>53321093
どこにもいると思う
日本はどっちかと言えばああいう人に対して寛容的な社会というイメージです
海外から見たら

>>53321164
いいえ
ごめんなさい
本当は手を大切に持っていて恵まれている人なのどす。

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>>53321056
Frogs legs have been a staple of the French diet for centuries.

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>>53321367
Taste like chicken

>>53321519
I had frogs legs before and they did sort of taste like chicken, but chicken that had been soaked in fish piss

>>53321272
強姦魔に寛容的って…

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日本人はチェストバスターを食べるからフランスのカエルなんて可愛いもんだよ

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Caught a cold but have to go to school
What do?

>>53321519
That's what my ex-girl friend said about her lesbian sex.

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>>53321574
>fish piss
u wot

>>53321343
なら見せてください

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>>53321519
When it was French week at Lidl, I went there and bought the Frenchest things I could find.

Unfortunately, they didn't have any frogs legs (although they did have snails). They tasted like garlicy, snotty, chewy chicken balls.

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>>53321590
what happened to Sigourney Weaver?
I miss her.

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>>53321093
海外ではそういう奴は「面白い奴」って扱いで犯罪にすらならないからな
痴漢も海外では許容されてるし、レイプもコメディアンがネタにして笑うレベルだって

>>53321707
>海外ではそういう奴は「面白い奴」って扱いで犯罪にすらならないからな
>痴漢も海外では許容されてるし、レイプもコメディアンがネタにして笑うレベルだって


こいつぁでけえ釣り針だぜぇ

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>>53321615
>have to go to school
>saturday
Wait a minute...

>>53321211
You will send it to tsundere-chan by mistake.

>>53321579
いや
言い過ぎだね、ごめんなさい
まあ、変な好みの人に対して、にしてもいいですかね

>>53321695
ノーどす

>>53321707
ちょっと待ってください
あなたのコメントの後半は画像の内容にはないよ。

痴漢が許される国はどこのくにですか