/brit/

Fuck off with your alien porn editions

>you will never be a middle eastern date farmer

>>53308391
>>53308374
nah we don't want to leave a mark on the world, just have a nice family on her dead dads farm. The more kids that will help will be alright

>>53308425
*fucks off*

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>I choose to end my genetic legacy

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>Ass Effect
at least get some quality alienfus

>>53308391
>>53308440

except Im really not wasting, it you can project all you want but.i work from home while she plays with the kids, and plants vegtables. if you don't want to have a biological legacy something is wrong with you

>>53308391
tired of looking at this disgusting cunt

Just watched Kingsman lads, solid movie

Reminder that all your lives are completely pointless

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>tired of looking at this disgusting cunt

>>53308474
if someone wants to have a genetic legacy, they should donate their body to the study of immortal cell lines

that way you can "live" forever and play a role in the development of almost every kind of medicine.

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>tfw up at stupid o'clock on the weekend

>>53308505
bit bitter that
life educated the soul

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>>53308488

>Dat church action scene

>>53308440
I have a moderate sense of honor and often have delusions of desiring to give back to my community. Assuming gf, am I in danger of eventually wanting to plant a couple of little shits in a belly?

>>53308524
why not do both?

I won't though
gonna build a stone barrow and entomb myself in it

>>53308533
nah there is just literally no point

>>53308524
I don't want to live forever, my genes will live in my kids and they will pass them on etc. I could care less about becoming famous

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>>53308458
>I want to force an innocent person into this horrible world

sappenin

>>53308547
Just about keeled over when the heads started popping

>>53308559
in your opinion maybe
you're too preoccupied with what you're told to "achieve" in life and ignore the beauty that is offered for you.

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>>I want to force an innocent person into this horrible world

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>I believe I have a genetic legacy to conitnue in the first place

>>53308570

The world is the most peaceful it's ever been

Love /int/ at this hour lads

>>53308570
That's not what Schopenhauer looked like.

>>53308583
you can aim to achieve pleasure in any manner of ways and thats it

>>53308586
if youre here than yeah you do, it might not be great but you do

>>53308589
it's controlled by ruling class jews who want us to reproduce so they have more cattle to exert control over

>>53308624
Any idiot can reproduce, it's ubiquitous. A legacy is more important than that.

>>53308474
>if you don't want waste two decades of your life and millions of pounds like me on some screaming meat bags that will never really appreciate you for what you're sacrificing for them then there must be something wrong with you
Don't think I even have a reaction image appropriate for this.

>>53308621
mere pleasure is only the most base thing you can achieve in life, the satisfaction of the senses.

>>53308549
only if youre a nigger

>>53308647
>really appreciate you for what you're sacrificing for them

except that's only what white westerners child have, that live comfy middle class life styles

>>53308646
genetic legacy is best legacy

>>53308676
Can I get that in English please?

>genetic legacy is best legacy
>resorting to memes to defend your position

miss the MTV golden years when music videos were top tier and MTV only played them.

great videos these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pkVLqSaahk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1tTN-b5KHg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI

If you don't have some genetic abnormalities you don't want to pass on, not having children is the most fedora thing you can do.

Dunno though lads, thought that bum sex bit at the end of Kingsman was a bit tacked on

Doesn't really fit the movie tbqh

>>53308719
Having kids is the best thing you can do to have a legacy, I don't see why people on here are actually mad at me for having kids at a young age

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>I think Arabs are more sexist than westerners

are a bunch of closeted adolescent right wing benders really arguing against having children

anything to be contrarian, eh

cup after cup gotta double that up

>>53308746
I saw it not long ago
thought it was shit ngl
>>53308749
you're not that young

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>wake up
>its only 6am
>take two sleeping pills
>halo scrims going on i want to watch
>gotta try and stay awake now
>regional flags are still not working

FFS

>>53308775
now most people have kids at 30-34 that's way to old, westerns aren't having kids anymore.

>>53308749
I'm not mad I'm just berating you for being so stupid.

And I actually meant I wanted the thing you said above about western children in English.

>>53308746
meant to be a bond parody but yeah dunno why its up the chuff rather than the muff

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>>53308758
>mfw people think europe is west

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>Having open borders with the middle east is a stupid idea

>>53308811

>that's way to old

lol no it isn't

>>53308818
how is having children to help on the farm and take care of us when were older stupid? I don't see any better alternatives

>>53308853
t. Ahmed

>>53308864
lolyes, the women is way past her best breeding period. That's why white women have like 1 kids at 33 and it becomes spoiled

Doing an windows 8 install haha I should just install gentoo

Safe ting innit bruv

>>53308864
>no it isn't
yea it is
women hit menopause in their late 30s-40s
birth defects and mental illnesses rise a women get older
and having kids so old also pretty much sets a limit on how many you can possibly have

not that every woman should have 6 kids, but if someone wants the option for a big family that is gone by then.

had enough

>>53308909
It's probably why autism is a lot more common desu

>>53308913
hate it

>>53308924
same with allergies
more due to coddling only children though

sick of it

>>53308924

Autism rates are only going up because people used to just be the weird kid, now they're the autistic one

why don't you ever see women with autism? are they the genetically superior gender?

Hope your family dies in a house fire and you're blamed for it, desu

>>53308766
being contrarian against contrarians is not contrarian

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_negative

>>53308954
autism and aspergers are real discernible conditions with specific observable symptoms

having a SM (spicy meal) lads

>>53308972
edgy as fuck m9

>>53308976
>having kids is contrarian
if it is its only because society is floundering

>>53308983
could you be more precise? i just had some cheeky bacon and eggs on toast

>>53308967
no because autism represents the next step in human evolution

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>Why would I have children when I have video games?

>>53308967
under diagnozed and theres a belief the development of autism in the womb is linked to testosterone

>>53309013
pretty good point tbqh

>>53308991
I was arguing for your side.

>>53308982
Symptoms which are ultimately subjective and don't actually have any causal bearing to a particular, objectively distinct disposition.

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>/brit/
>literally only two posts by a brit

>>53308998
tortilla chips with spicy salsa 2bh

>bacon
fuck off murderer

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>no because autism represents the next step in human evolution

>>53309013
jesus christ are those clothes deliberately picked to make me cringe

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>>53309026
delet this

>>53309025
utterly incorrect

>>53309036
it would make sense considering it's becoming more and more common with each generation

>>53309026
Some of us yanks ITT are not actually Americans honestly still cannot for the life of meunderstand why you guys post in /brit/ instead of /cum.

>>53308967
Women's brains are too simple

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>Sorry friend I am too busy pursuing my intellectual pursuits to have children

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>>53309004
>autism represents the next step in human evolution
Ecce Homo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

>>53308832
dumbass

>>53309026
oi oi

make that 3.

>>53309052
It absolutely is correct.

What 'specific' 'observable' symptoms are there for autism?

A few:
>stereotypy
>rigidity
>lack of cognitive empathy

None of these things would seem to imply that autism is some sort of objectively discernible condition in the same way that a physical cancer is an objectively discernible condition rather than a relate state contingent upon external nonphysical parameters.

Sure autism can be said to have a biological predisposition, but then so can literally everything.

having a go!

WEW lads just matched on Tinder with a qt brit girl who I guess is studying here and is a cheerleader for my uni

>>53309139
relative* state

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>I watch anime

>>53309144
Sex her go on lad do it

>>53309144
>qt
>brit
maybe if you like crooked teeth

who /stayinguppastbedtimetowatchAGDQ/ here?

>>53309144
which uni

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>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf

>>53309061
yeah nah, the genetic defects of race mixing are becoming prevalent

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Top banter

>>53308391
I'll try lad

>>53309165
Her teeth look safe

>>53309172
Dalhousie

>>53309073
Other way around, they have better coping mechanisms possibly due to having 2 x chromosomes, if correct its because they have redundancy. Women in general can have more mutations occur with less apparent effect, because the chromosomes have backup copies, damage can be repaired more often than in males.

>>53309206
Wew how did >>53309155 go to OP

>>53309139
literally the most obvious, delayed development of speech capabilities or in the case of aspergers a difficulty in the development of speech

along with these symptoms there is a whole host of other symptoms occurring comorbidly

but hey, youre obviously the expert and just so happen to possess the genius and medical studies to refute decades of psychological research

having a beer

>>53309238
fucken alcoholic

>>53309206
pics senpai

>>53309225
Yankee cunt stole it

>>53309249
hahaha i know ay

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>German women never got molested before the Arabs arrived

>>53309196
children with greater genetic diversity are usually healthier

>>53309195
you don't want me im fucking crazy mate, literally.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EtQ3Dgx80f

How many Brits in this thread do you think are named Mohammad?

>>53309291
i have a fetish for crazy girls, don't sweat it
>tfw no maniac gf to cut my throat while i'm sleeping because i forgot to do the dishes

>>53309215
t. cuck

>>53309286
the healthiest match desu is something like your second cousin

>>53309272
I'm sure the Germans made quite the sport of surrounding and groping women. The police probably turned a blind eye and ate curry with them too. Praise Allah!

>>53309300
what a cuck

making an arrangement

>>53309322
i personally know that not to be true

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gf just sent me this

>>53309272
this desu
>get fucked by romans
>get fucked by polish
>get fucked by the russians
>get fucked by the americans
>get fucked by the turks
literally a nation meant to be raped

>>53309314
LOL, not that crazy. Just really emotional all the time and I do stupid things and regret them and I just feel like shit idk lad

just drank straight 75% alcohol vodka. What a fucking mistake that was

>>53309356
you forgot limeys

>>53309227
No it has nothing to do with authority don't even go there.

Just explain to me exactly how something like a delayed speech or even pervasive development disorder necessarily equates to autism being a 'condition' as opposed to a mere state, one which is indeed relative.

The only reason professionals entertain autism as a type of condition is because they don't understand how it can be cured.

It is absolutely true that sociological parameters can moderate the distribution of autism in time and place.

It is not an objective thing. Nothing in psychiatry really is. That's not to say it isn't 'real' in some vague, watery sense. But there is definitely not a set group of people who have 'had' autism even before it was decided that they did.

It's a judgement, not a medical diagnosis.

>but tell that to the experts and the 25 years of blah blah blah
You will recall that just as little as 400 years ago something like bloodletting was seen as a legitimate treatment of malady.

Science is in no different state today in that respect. Nothing has fundamentally changed so that one may definitively say the analogy there cannot be transposed.

>>53309359
you got borderline personality disorder lass?

>>53309359
then you sound pretty average for a woman

>>53309398
no way mate

>>53309409
woah, i hope so because i'm feeling pretty fuckin crazy today

>>53309397
fuck off with your wall of texts before i make you cunt

>>53309372
This isn't the Russia thread.

>>53309397
lol genuinely drooled from laughing lol

im going asleep goodnight lol

might go play Fallout 4 for thew first time in a long time

@53309291
>pretending to be female for a few (You)s

Satisfaction negative.

The only times I ever truly felt suicidal in my life were because of women. Pussy is a hell of a drug

>>53309436
good lass

>>53309372
last time i downed cheap vodka i shat myself at a friend's house.
for some strange reason that night i was acting like a mean fucker, so i bet he was fucking furious

>>53309468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14IahXtPuih

>>53309471
for me it was because i was getting bullied at school

>>53309471
cuck

>>53309483
gross

I fucking hate Uni, its shit and depressing.. Just want a job tbqh but dont know if its worth dropping out. aHHHHHHHH

>>53309485

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qr2ZN5fwEJ

>>53309485
>pretending thats you
hA

>>53309495
confirmed homo

>>53309471
I've never felt legitimately suicidal but I probably should've by now with the way my life has been for the past 18 years.

>>53309461
been wanting to play that but i'm waiting until my mum buys it for me for my birthday 2bh

>>53309444
Fuck off lifeless soulless dirty austral insect

You're at the bottom for a reason waheeyy.

>>53309449
That was my cum not drool.

>>53309485
Wahahaheeey!

Pls be in SF

>>53309496
and what university was it?

>>53309521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BE00tMxWZQ

>>53309436
how old are you?

>>53309523
nice to meet you

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vUFMqMRf6U

>>53309253

>>53309485
What do you think of asari lass

>>53309522
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H9VOEwUPKY

>>53309560
19

>>53309541
some shit local one

>>53309485
portland

>>53309553
fag

>>53309067
Have you ever been to /cum/? Its Fucking terrible.

>>53309570
Wew I looked her up on FB and she's housemates with one of my classmates from high school (JOY)

>>53309570
Nice American accent

>>53309589
bit rude tbqh id like an apology thank you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11GPCLXJhMR

>>53309604
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k5W4eAc1UI

>>53309589
>19
wew we're the same age you should be my gf now

>>53309613
so then make america great again? idk


>>53309597
come to SF and let me bruise ya

>>53309627
pls be close to where i liv do u wanna fuq hahaha

>>53309621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ptLmJF8dqr

>>53309640
bogan

genetically challenged subfunctional bogan

^that's you

>>53309640

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04uwT9fb7Pv

>>53309648
Can I get that in English please?

>>53309659
that's funny because I live in the most expensive suburb in australia haha

stop projecting la', it's just embarrassing

>>53309627
me

>>53309623
no

>>53309647
Australians > Brits > Yanks

is the hot grill still here?

>>53309655
>jog on yank
You're the same autist who was spamming screenshots from the Simpsons for months on end, aren't you

>>53309589
wood berry desu

>>53309678
jew

>>53309682
>being this rude
actually triggered

>>53309589
Why do girls always say "fuck off" like it's a question?

>>53309707
thank you for clarifying that you're also jewish, is there anything else you'd like to confess damo?

>>53309682
Where do Canadians with autism spectrum disorders fit into this hierarchy
Also I wouldn't be your bf anyway, you're very rude

>>53309682
>Australians > Brits > Yanks

B R I S B A N E
R
I
S
B
A
N
E

>>53309665
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wOcsKxNnDt

>>53309694
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y5mka4TbVM

>>53309723
yeah, when i root my gf i put my finger in her bum

>>53309732
kek

>>53309718
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZCogKczS5O

>>53309727
I dunno, before yanks prob

>>53309722
They're soliciting sex

>>53309770
thanks mate

>>53309722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1USY95Ky0ap

>>53309757
awks cos you already told me you're a poofta

>>53309743
Oh, well you're pretty autistic as well then. Not as bad as the other canadian

>>53309770
how feminine is your penis?

>>53309682

>Australians > Brits > Yanks


Now I hope you get chased away like every other girl that posts on /int/. RIP that literal french whore, TG, that Mexican girl

>>53309770
>>53309790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pAQmjnLzEc

>>53309809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dqd2mCT6eV

>>53309813
ranges from 1.5-2 cm

>>53309817
Banter

>>53309817
weren't they all tripfags?

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Got another match lads

What hook this time? Also aria replied

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pic of me irl

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10R0ZvCK4tI

>>53309842
talk about trucks and footy, i guarantee she's a closest lezzer

>>53309849
nice teeth

>>53309849
bad selfie

does this cunt really not grasp that she herself is a yank I don't get it

>>53309878
then i can pull the old 'lets be mates so you can get me in with your mates' maneuver haha

nah but oi i think shes just a hipster

>>53309868
Do you have a lisp?

>>53309895
>yanks
>banter

pick one lad

>>53309842
Siena is such a weird name for a dude

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aRXJ30fBOr

scared of rasheeds coming to my small town
send help

>>53309842
Siena u tenner

>>53309911
>haha I love nigger dicks daddy haha are you angry yet???
>banter

I've met many girls who are obsessed with british/australian men and they're all the fucking worst desu

>>53309932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rkk4XkgJx3

>>53309948
yeah alright give me a min to finish off this sanger and ill fang her it

>>53309895
>>53309954

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14yBXjd8wZ8

>>53309906
you talkin about my tee haiches?
i dont pronounce them on purpose

>>53309954
top fucking kek

>>>/cum/

>>53309954
of course you have dear, all your stories are true.

>>53309954
we're taking ur women got a problem cuck!?

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posted this a few days ago, but i'd like more opinions:

what do you lads think of 'voluntourism'. it's basically using sites like workaway.info/helpx/whatever to find volunteer opportunities in other countries. for example, you want to visit portugal and you find a surf shop, or a hostel, or someone that needs a housesitter and they offer to give you somewhere to live and food while you help them. you think that's fair? or are you getting cucked?

pic related is the one i am considering: a hostel. previous volunteers left good reviews and say the work is easy.

working for no money, but having the opportunity to travel for free -- worth it or no?

>>53309895
who are you talking about lad cba reading the entire thread

>>53309954
i honestly doubt you've ever even spoken to a woman

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>>53309996

YES

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gcjo71YGM0

vocaroo.com/i/s0tshlFPcgax

>>53310019

one time I chose to wait in line at a check out then go to the empty one with a pretty cashier girl

>>53309948
>>53309966
oi what should i follow "siena u tenner" up with?

>>53310011
this girl who posted who lives near me who won't respond to my solicitations for intercourse. bit p'd is all. just wanted another smelly teaboo notch.

>>53310019
australians are subhuman insects with no souls and no culture

>>53310039
great post, you are a treasure to humanity.

>>53310039
obsessed

>>53310039
You have a pretty singing voice, would listen to a bed time story from you too

no homo

>>53310069
how do you know it a girl and not just a boy with a feminine penis?

>>53310069
You're in commiefornia?

>>53310070
thanks lad
>>53310085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fLgIzr17pz
>>53310088
i sing a lot so ive become fairly good

>>53310069
if it makes you feel any better, i already have a yank gf so i don't need this one

>>53310113
aye aye butt

you?

https://www.fb.com/SportskeedaFootball/videos/vb.638392079590181/920704388025614/?type=2&theater

x lads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cVq5LhKJsf

:x

hilo latino is leaking all over /int/ lads

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Haha and now we play the waiting game

>>53310162
Greetings

>>53310177
good bant

>>53310173
>siena
good name desu

I feel very self conscious knowing that there's a girl in here

>>53310153
there's a moose loose aboot the hoose eh?

hahahaha

>>53310190
I sex your mother
9 months later she take a shit
Hello son how are you

>>53310213
Don't.

>>53310127
ye

>>53310120
why are you here. just to suffer?

how can she slap

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FCpkaGlHfx

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do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhs5xJ76Slo&list=PLB335088615DAD2EB&index=14

can do a really good thailad impersonation TBh

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people are fucking stupid

>>53310258
What on earth have you done this time

>>53310258
work of art

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eBYj5S5D9C
>>53310242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AYLw4FR7dg

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nnMxrqcRlI

cold out

http://vocaroo.com/i/s125BbzyrYxt

can someone give me the cold out video text so i can vocaroo it

Started using Spotify in the past couple of weeks lads, got the 3 month premium deal for 99p, pretty good deal.

Spotify is pretty good.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12090388/Europe-in-crisis-over-sex-attacks-by-migrants-amid-calls-for-emergency-EU-meeting.html

EUROS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>53310348
t. spotify shill

>>53310369
watch it pal, you're here in /brit/ as a guest.

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>>53310361
>telegraph

>>53310397
There is nothing wrong with the lelegraph

>>53310361
this event could finally wake up the majority of european (politicians) to the horrible reality of these migrants.

>>53310361
I'd rather live in Europe and risk being gang raped by shitskins than continue living in this piece of shit country. I don't mean to sound edgy but I sincerely wish for the death of all uneducated Americans.

>>53310297
you don't have to be mean then m8
i didn't personally kill your ancestors

a lot of brits nowadays have irish blood and vice versa
i know that i have irish family

>>53310228
whereabouts?

doing a go

sleeping now lads

Lads rate my breakfast

>>53310353

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>>53310448
good boy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vtoEZN3LVD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zz0r68jct2
>>53310439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ljVwVwIihk

>>53310341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G9EynZiqLm


>>53310440
626

can you guess where I'm originally from? t. not in North America

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B9cqUNmdUw

>>53310435
>le everyone is stupid but me
>le grass is greener in le progressive land yurope
start cleansing america of the stupid with yourself cock wipe

>>53310460
You might want to pour a shitload of vinegar on it.

>>53310469
Israel

>>53310468
i said the text for a reason
dont disgrave kev's word's with your tongue, gallaibh. it's bad enough it's been appropriated by /saxon/

>>53310435
I hope you know that you fit into a very specific archetype of people who are incredibly difficult to be around and embarrassing to associate with.

>>53310473
You're delusional if you see no problem with the uneducated "TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT BAN ALL MUSLIMS NEVER FORGET" populace. I'd rather live in SJW land

>>53310491
Transcribe it yourself

>>53310505
i have terrible hearing for that sort of thing

>>53310468
make the trip up to SF and I'll buy you a tonne of clothes and shit and general treat you like a princess in exchange for a couple apathetic handies

>>53310490
lucky guess?

>>53310504
>implying Trump would ban muslims
>implying that would be bad
>implying you aren't being retarded on purpose
>implying you aren't actually retarded

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Ffs lads this girl is savage

>>53310529
no, your accent sounds american and israelis are the only other country (besides canadians) who sound american

>>53310547
even fucking Bill o'Reilly thinks Trump is absurd. BILL O FUCKING REILLY

>>53310558
Wow why is that that's actually true

>>53310565
Tide goes in, Tide goes out you can't explain that.

>>53310504
Are you the kind of person engineered by South Park to feel superior by taking the most middle-of-the-road stance on every conceivable political issue?

>>53310558
well I moved here at quite a young age. My parents have thick accents but most young people don't

>>53310513
Well, good morning.

Bit cold out. Irish weather.

Sun is out though, hopefully it'll [stutter] warm up a bit.

On my way home now from Dublin, sixth time this week.

Uh.. yep. In enfield service station now,

Go see can I get some food

Alright. Dunno what the rest the day to do

Just see how it goes

Talk to you again, bye.

t.yank girl

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qts0xh2UBm
>he isnt bilingual

>>53310548
lmao what sort of insecure cunt says "you seem stupid" yeah well you're a fucken foot LMAO am i right lads? #ladpower

>>53310468
what's your mothers maiden name?
what street did you grow up on?

id like to blank your blank
have you ever touched yourself?
i could show you
LOL i'll pick up a mcdonalds on the way there
don't tell your parents about this i could get into big trouble

>>53310614
CONSWAGULATIONS. You a swag bitch who I'd 100% whip with. Send this to your top ten baddest bitches to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours your $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years

>>53310589
He wasn't literally referring to the tide you twat. He was talking about the general ebb and flow of the universe. The way things just work.

This is what creates and atheist or a liberal (in the sense diametric to the modern American conservative). To see everything literally to a fault.

Atheists and liberals have the beliefs that they do because they're stuck, so to speak. They don't know how to flow with sense and figurativity in language.

>>53310619
KEK

>>53310527
>SF

ugh

new

>>53310665
>>53310665
>>53310665

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TOQeZz2l3i
>>53310655
i seriously hate yank girls
>>53310671
jannys gonna throw a fit

>>53310683
you're welcome love x

>>53310671
i'm glad your shitty early thread got jannied you fuckwit

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need a hook lads

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>>53310655
>ugh
love it when you moan for my cock τbh

post face and I'll seriously consider letting you come stay with me for a couple days

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Bit rude

watcha listening to /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgwsk8OIFvE

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13WEiA1xHlr

>>53310724
she's fit

be like

"alri scarjo?"

lmao that'll get her

Bought a mate one of those body pillow daki things today. Bit embarrassing but going to make a £5 profit off it.

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>>53310671

>>53310725
>my face
>on 4chan

pick one lad

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>this aryan godess was raped by 20-30 arabs

god damn it

>>53310762
what a slut

>>53310762
In 100 years people like this won't exist anymore because whites refuse to breed.

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>>53310759
skype me den staticdoors

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pQJI3vrMG2

i think im gonna need more gp to get 43 prayer desu

>>53310794
Can I save this rare Mitchell?

>>53310798
I've been here for like a month and a half

>>53310794
Absolute madman

gonna try sing in a yank accent lads

>>53310830
Green Day and The Offspring sing in thick accents

>>53310724
someone please help

might have a look! hahahaha

>>53310830
please stop posting I hate your voice

>>53310846
im gonna try all.star