/brit/

Are Americans fat?

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happy birthday Lottie

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Haha sabotaged myself lads

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>>53312388
...L
POO
..O

>>53312421
just go to warehouse you CUNT

>>53312421
cringe tier
just fucking go you useless faggot

>>53312421

haha yeah same

>>53312421
just invite her over for a movie, no money spent and you'll probably fuck her

could it be??? that Im not as beautiful????????? as once thought?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

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>>53312483
MY FUCKING BROTHER ROCKED UP AN HOUR AGO AND HE'S STAYING THE NIGHT BECAUSE WE NEED TO CLEAN UP BEFORE MUMMY GETS BACK TOMORROW

>>53312388
YOU MAD FOOL IT IS ONLY PAGE 7!

>>53312421
"ill shout"

cmon lad

Pls live stream warehouse party it will be just like my boiler rooms desooo

>>53312505
try going to her place?

>>53312505
kek just tell him to go out and bang the cunt

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>>53312527
I DOPNT HAVE THAT RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BROTHER

>>53312416
Legal in the USA?

>>53312548
do >>53312526
this then

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>>53312557
she turned 18 today, so yeah

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no fucking idea how i survived without a GF 2bh, it's literally sex on tap; a constant stream of warm, wet pussy.

fucking amazing lads, everyone should have one.

lads, i wrote a song about janny
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mw3gOsxK4H

Anyone here seen Chewing Gum? Looks fucking shite from the adverts

>>53312642
lyrics:
As I was a-shitposting on the british 4chan general
I made us a new thread, hoping for some meme potential
We had some epic banter but the janny couldnt stand this
One thought went through his mind and that was to delet this

microwave goes dinga linga ling
hot pockets are ready
hot pockets are ready
and he does it for free

he counted out his wages and it amounted to zero
hiroshimoot recruited him to be a 4chan hero
but then the autistic bumplimit rules were violated
apart from his mother he's completely isolated

microwave goes dinga linga ling
hot pockets are ready
hot pockets are ready
and he does it for free

some take delight in fedoras and kevposting
others take delight in australians a-roasting
but janny takes delight in wankin to chinese cartoons
and ruining entire boards from the mornings to afternoon

microwave goes dinga linga ling
hot pockets are ready
hot pockets are ready
and he does it for free

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>>53312621
>I swear, women dont find me disgusting

>>53312621
im ugly so I don't think so

One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace

Mates, why are our girls so ugly and fat with bad skin?

>>53312642
jesus this is awful

>>53312642
fuck off literal underage

>>53312712
rude
i worked hard on this

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>>53312642
>>53312664

Why are feminists blaming white German men for the migrant Muslim rapes in Cologne etc

Daily reminder that Maisie is a fucking ogre.
>burning witches
serve you well, fuckers.

>>53312722
that makes it even worse

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>>53312642
1776/10

>>53312729
are they though?

>>53312729
They've been indoctrinated. Brown people are honorary women, and all ills in the world are done by white men.

>>53312563
I WILL TRY HOPEFULLY SHES KEEN BUT IM GOING TO STUDY DISTRIBUTED SYSTEMS UNTIL SHE MESSAGES ME

>>53312745
janny detected

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>have malwarebytes
>it's pretty useful
>try to change settings so that it doesn't open up on windows startup
>option to turn this off is only available to premium users

Rate my life plan lads

>Save loads of money over the next 4/5 years in a pretty good job and get some experience (I already have the job)
>Fuck off travelling for a few months/up to a year when I'm about 25
>Come back and get another job then possibly use the remaining to buy a house.

Rate and subscribe

who /should be revising/ here

heres the original tune btw
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hlWTASnnft4

>>53312768
good luck matey wahey
remember to chat as much shit as you can in order to get banged

>>53312812
>asking me to chat shit; get banged

why mate? what have i done to you?

>Young German women thankfully enjoy historically unprecedented economic and sexual freedom, with their expensive smartphones and their right to celebrate New Year’s Eve however they want. The same isn’t always true of young male migrants exchanging life under repressive regimes, where they may at least have enjoyed superiority over women, for scraping by at the bottom of Europe’s social and economic food chain. It is not madness to ask if this has anything to do with attacks that render confident, seemingly lucky young women humiliated and powerless. But even if it does, the answer wouldn’t be to halt immigration – even if that were possible, which it isn’t regardless of whether Britain leaves the EU – just in case a few immigrants are sexually aggressive, any more than the answer to Savile is to keep all men away from children.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jan/08/cologne-attacks-hard-questions-new-years-eve

>>53312729
are they?

>>53312790
bullshit you can do that crap via windows itself

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>>53312800
shit, unless you come to merica

>>53312828
lad...I meant get banged
as in fucked
as in stop being a hopeless virgin
...
.......

>>53312739
only 3 people here like maisie and they are mentally insane inbreds

>>53312841
I do wanna go to America but not as part of my travelliing

I might unironically be able to get a job in the UN (I work in politics) so get to live in NY for a bit anyway

>>53312830
I swear to god Savile is like the british left's hitler card.

>>53312859
people dont like that he fiddled the kiddies willies haha

Americans allowed btw

>>53312859
we can't leave the eu because it is the only thing stopping savile's ghost from raping every (white) child in the uk

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>>53312859
Gangs of Pakistani men kidnap and rape young children in several cities across the country for decades and no one cares

One white man fiddles with children and everyone loses their minds

>>53312884
kys autist

>>53312842
not a virgin tBh senpai but dont you lot use "chat shit get banged" the same way we use "talk shit get hit"?

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>black Moneypenny
>gay Q
>future black Bond

Albion I feel your pain.

>>53312922
wouldnt mind if idris elba was bond tBh

also wouldnt even mind if he cucked my gf

>>53312911
getting a single pity fuck doesnt make u not a virgin desu

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when is the (potential) Brexit vote going to be?

>>53312911
>not a virgin

eww...

>>53312905
People did care. People like EDL, Britain First, the poor working class or worse whiteys that were unlucky enough to live anywhere near the islamic cesspits in Britain. But it was too far away from the BBC bubble for anyone to care.

>>53312933
except it does by definition and it wasn't a "single pity fuck" it was "5 single pity fucks"

>>53312930

Elba is the man but why gay Q ?

>>53312944
lol literally the same thing

>>53312854
nyc is shit and outside of nyc,ny is just rural
t. merica pro

>>53312911
FONT

>>53312957
B-b-but I love rural.


t. northerner

>>53312722
There's no point changing your name like that, it just takes a second to filter someone.

>>53312946
so unprogressive and intolerant anon

>>53312971
then visit other places that may not get so much tourism, there are like 30 "flyover" states full of rural adventures

>>53312946

What do you think Q stood for?

>>53312982
no point in being italian either
looks like shitty /brit/ is back
time to go to sleep

i said "my girlfriends son hates me" to some random guy on runescape and he said he has the same problem lol

>>53313007
Quartermaster

3015
please never wake up you child

>>53312922
Idris Elba would make a fantastic bond if I'm honest

or at least a good spinoff movie 00 agent

>>53312995

proud desu.

>>53313007

Queen's personal pc repairer.

>>53313060
janny fuck off
good morning

why do I always feel nauseous, cold and shit in the morning
its painful

>>53313097
you have aids

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can you explain this to me?

who /wakeupwank/ here

well good morning

>>53313124
good morning to you sexy man

>>53313128

bit cold out

>>53313137
scooch up closer then, we can conserve body heat

>>53313150

talk to you again

bye

>>53313158
s-sorry

morning lads

>tfw no James Bond starring Hardy as 007 and Aidan Gillen as villain

I hope you're all going to church tomorrow

>>53313114

yes

i scared off my one chance at true love

>>53313186
t. Jesus

anyone here remember CowHero?

>>53313186
of course

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>i masturbate

what's your favourite meme at the moment lads?

mine has to be Gondola Tbh

>>53313226
fedoraposting

who here /watchingNationalTreasure:BookofSecrets/

>>53313180
MR BOND, I'M 0014

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>>53313110
Yes.

If you were to do it like in Figure 2, the flag of Ireland would be dominant.

If you were to do it like in my picture, they wouldn't be properly centered and intersected either.

>>53313257
you are a big guy

Even if Britain votes to leave the eu, the eu will still just keep making referendum after referendum until they decide to stay

t. Ireland

>>53313226

we wuz

>>53313180
>>53313082
rasheed

>>53313186
bizarro rasheed

I SEE YOU BABY

CHICKEN MADRAS

>>53313288
Cucktastic advert

Alright lads, I'm 21

Whereabouts should I be with my life if it's to be a relative success?

>>53313272

no they won't you spacker, maybe the vice versa is true.

>>53313302
Finishing Uni, good internships and other credits, 4 or more gfs, fit, eyeing your first apartment

>>53313288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3Gvdu9mtM
You JUST know

>>53313326
>Finished uni
>Got a proper job that requires 2 years garduate experience (full pay with free shit)
>1 gf
>No plans to give my money to the landlord jew

>>53313302

train, take drama classes and be next James Bond. i have the perfect skills and looks for James Bond but i'm no Brit sadly.

>>53313347
Shoo normie

>>53313357
why does rasheed love james bond so much?

Aria doesnt wanna see me anymore lads

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>i have the perfect skills and looks for James Bond but i'm no Brit sadly.

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http://www.theage.com.au/national/melbourne-man-faces-stiff-opposition-to-penis-signature-20160106-gm0sx6.html
> Melbourne man faces stiff opposition to penis signature

>>53313357
Kek.

The intelligence services are notorious for being nothing like James Bond novels/films

you spend all your time reading other people's emails and calls and then contact people and get them to do the dirty work

>>53313378

it was the first movie i watch ( world's not enough ) with my father in a sunny day. it has nostalgia and i love the concept and syping movies. i want to be James Bond villain in a movie.

I even wrote a line :

>Mr.Bond, we have 4 bombs that will destroy Buenos Aires, Lisbon, Dublin and İstanbul in an hour"

>İstanbul? Why?

>Because of bad memories Mr.Bond, bad memories.

Stream last night was alright tb.h

>>53313302
Why would you ask such a subjective question as if the right answer would be an objective fact?

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>I even wrote a line :

im the next william shakespeare lads

>>53313461
That's why I said relatively, so spastics like you can't bitch, even though you already have.

Relatively means in regards to the average situation of a western European male around my age.

Not that hard Picasso

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>you will never live in Juneau
Why lads

>>53313490

it's funny that australia has zero authors worth knowing

>>53313479
they use the radiation from atoms iirc

>>53313505
yeah not yet but reread the lad's post

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>I have a collection of dorky men wearing hats

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>post yfw a nigger is the next james bond

>>53313438
>this whole post
Jesus Christ.....

>>53313505
soon there will be a great author who hails from australia, me.

>>53313502
comfy

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>>53313511
>I'm a canadian

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>I have a Nationality

>>53313515

no Fassbender or Damian Lewis would take it. no worse than the best James Bond ever is a separatist cuck who donated cash to Scots.

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>>53313527
looked like goonies in the 1st pic or something

>>53313541
finally a publication which emits picture of actual fedoras and not just trilbies! may i have the name?

>tfw no Nausicaa gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt_RAjcbViA

Not pissed in a bottle all year lads

I think this board is turning me into an autist. Whenever I see an image of a guy with a fedora with some greentext next to it I start giggling uncontrollably.

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>finally a publication which emits picture of actual fedoras and not just trilbies! may i have the name?

>>53313579

You were always an autist, you're just self-aware now

>>53313563
This looks comfy as fuck, but I imagine after a few motnhs it'd get boring when there's fuck all to do

>>53313600
what is there to do anywhere?

>>53313502
looks like the town in the goonies. full comfy t b h

>>53313563
VERY COMFY

>>53313600

Shitpost in the warm and wrestle bears

>>53313613
Nothing. Even if there was something I wouldn't do it anyway.

>>53313563
accidentally saved this in my fedora folder! LOL

it's the weekend. what's the plan today lads?

Does anyone else wish they were dead

Ever fart and cum at the same time?

>>53313678
yes

Watched k-on lads?

>>53313624
I literally just said that
are you me

>>53313676
Go out and get some food

Chill and watch the football

Practice some language skills

sleep

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ever get sick of posting the same fucking bullshit every single fucking day lads

>>53313678
No, but I wish the yanks were.

Just lost my job

>>53313702
the first season yes
havent gotten around to watching the second season

>>53313712

Who yank? me yank?

>>53313708

nope

>>53313600
go on long walks through the snow and up the mountains. contemplate your own existence. accumulate knowldedge and become a font of knowledge away from the cultural and intellectual dregs of society

Into the Wild and Wild were great films

wish there were more hiking/adventure films out there

>>53313678

no it is ungrateful while there are millions worse but honeslty, i wouldn't give a single fuck about it if i learn i would die tomorrow. i never got into enjoying life like others around me.

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narrowboat man, are you hear? i want the pics you offered

>>53313730

you bellend

Playing Fallout 4 and I put a fedora on my guys head haha. #4chanjokes #insidejokes

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>>53313703
i am not you, no. sorry lad, didn't see your goonies post before i did mine t b h

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>>53313722
It is very good. I like Jun suzuki. She is my girlfriend.

Nips out

Brits out

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>>53313761
I enjoyed the first season so i would expect that the second season is up to the same standard. I like Mio Akiyama. She is my girlfriend.

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/685220389228687360

This is a thing in America?

Is there literally anything in America where the people aren't getting completely jewed whilst they shout 'USA USA FREEDUM FREEDUM'

>>53313748
is that just ice with sriracha on it?

Didn't know the body can actually 'catch up on lost sleep'

thought that was a meme

post yfw a rasheed becomes next james bond

>>53313829

Canadian cornflakes

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>>53313748
>sriracha

>>53313829
it's snow, canadian cuisine

What's your experience with pikey kids, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh0zPXym5EU

i wish i could fuck the shit out of some british slag with my BIG CANADIAN COCK

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>>53313851

looks based

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>>53313923
>skaters
>they're blading

like calling yourself a doctor if you have a phd

>>53313879
is this an actual fucking thing?
I bought a bottle a while ago because it said "cock brand" and I thought that was pretty funny, turns out it tastes good

friend saw it in my kitchen and said "oh you've got that hipster sauce". How did that fucking happen?

>>53313748
NARROWBOAT MAN!?!?!

james bond is literally slav
does nobody notice he looks like a polish builder

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>>53313851
already happened

>>53313730
fedora bait

>tfw shiplad is dead

>>53313879
handsome man

>>53313968
Fuck that. I've been jsing sriracha for years and it's godly. Not going to stop now just because some hipster cunts started using it.

>>53314020
did he actually die?
there were three of them

>mfw I literally made one lad on /brit/ become a shiplad
Strange how a person I have never met has completely changed their life just because of me

>>53314020
i hope he got a viking burial like he would have wanted

>>53314071
you the lad who was talking about the merchant navy with him?

>>53313923
fucking britan, man. no wonder i never leave the house

>>53313885
>>53313923
>>53313943
>>53313949
>>53313958
>>53313968
>>53313996
>>53313997
>>53314004
>>53314006
>>53314020
>>53314042
>>53314061
>>53314071
>>53314093
>>53314095
>>53314108

post feet ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

>>53313723
You're a Yank? Then Fuck off!

>>53314121
are you the baghdad lad that gave his brother an ak47? how is your brother m8

>>53314095
there were several of them, I was one of them, was considering joining it
did he actually die or not?

>>53314138

I'm not a yank, that's for NE americans.

>>53314144
nah he's not dead he just ain't posted in time

>>53314138
feet ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ
>>53314144
he's ok afaik

>>53314121
R A R E
How come you haven't been beheaded yet?

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Lads, why Premier League schedule is that tight?
My squad got destroyed almost completely by them

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Could some britbong explain to me what's so funny about this movie?

Good morning my anglo friends
What have you planned for this beautiful day?

>>53314155
Bravo. You've figured out yank means American. Perhaps soon you'll learn how to leave.

>>53314180
ISIS doesn't have much of a presence in Iraq compared to Syria

>>53314195

I'm just explaining it to you since you seem to be confused you stupid fuck.

>>53314190
pretty much everything t b h

>>53314179
>2016
>living in a literal war zone
sort your cunt out mate

>>53314187
>flopp

When the bassline drops you know what to do

>>53314020
who is shiplad?

>>53314190
Its not that funny, its just really popular with yanks because they enjoy its retarded humour.

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chav genocide when?

>>53314195
Here in the states a 'yank' refers only to a person who lives in the northeast.

Threw me off when I first came here. People referring to others as yanks and not themselves.

>>53314248
>I judge on 1/3 of a season

Embarrassing yank behaviour

>>53314190
Monty Python humour, you either get it or you don't
Personally I fucking love it

>>53314216
>yanks calling others stupid
FOY

>>53314277
that's because british people have a bad sense of humor

>>53314253
Lad who works on a ship, used to post photos of the ocean and shit here, talking about what it's like to live on a ship and that

>>53314190
It's not that funny to be honest famalam. Typical hit and miss absurd monty python stuff. Life of Brian is better, far more consistent.

>>53314277
>le random funny walks xD
>le random epic random sentences

Fucking reddit

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>Monty Python humour, you either get it or you don't
Personally I fucking love it

>>53314294
oh cool, thanks for the explanation

>>53314290
Weak bait

>>53314290
fuck off shane you know we're the same when it comes to funny

>>53314267
after the muzzies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLFoQokmpvo

good compilation desu

>>53314315
literally face like a slapped arse

>>53314315
why do people even bother posting pictures like these
are they not aware of what they're doing

>>53314271
no a yank is a northerner not just from the east

>>53314274
I just like to meme

>>53314305
Yeah first 20 minutes or so is good like the anarcho-syndicalist peasants. Last hour isn't great.

>>53314377
Yanks are all Americans/Canadians/Australians/anyone who uses American English

>>53314377
Well it's broader now I'd imagine but it originally referred to the North as opposed to the Souther Confederacy, which at the time went as far west as like what, Michigan? Not even that I think?

>>53314388
he looks like pepe haha

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>>53314343
enjoyed that thanks lad

>>53314384
Any team in the league would (maybe not now) have taken him as their manager. Glad to have him in the league even if it's at an embarrassing club

>>53314343
Any deaths? Don't need to see that on my Friday morning

Why do critics and people who obsess in their field (e.g. people in /mu/) have such shit taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-mDB3eaBgo
S M I F F Y B O Y

>>53314460
it's saturday

>>53314465
Don’t give a fuck if you’re on the mic
'cause I’m just like a cunt going through the stripe
Man look at the boys just sitting on the garage
That’s it man you know you will get parked
Parked like the ten man Steve
You got Twitter but you ain’t got no tweets
Think you’re so bad but sitting in your car
Cause you think you what man I’m a geezer star
Yo 'cause I’ve got all my boys
Where the (what) man with the guns and toys
Man don’t give a fuck if you got Puss ‘n Boots’
You know what ting man you’re gonna be losin’
Losin’ like the fucking spurt what
That’s it man I’ll give you all I got
I don’t give a fuck if you’re in the fat tree
That’s it blud 'cause you don’t get no satisfactory

Pedophile:
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Smithy Boy (After Molestation):
Go to the mic to the LT1
You know it's true that I fucked your mum
On the tip of the bus up the fanny
'cause I swear down blud your mum is a tranny
Who shall I say girlfriend to the LT1
(Argh) That's it man 'cause I go for the bong man go for the bong man
Go for the four
That's it blud man kick in your door
Kick in your door 'cause I got safe threes
On the next morning it's fuck the police
Don't give a crap man 'cause I walk up to the shop
That's it blud get arrested for stealin' a bottle of pop
That's it man 'cause I'm just like what
Smoking bare shit in the bridge
That's it blud 'cause you know I'm smokin' on a spliff
Smokin' on spliff like Shaggy and Scooby
Where the fuck is my fat dooby
O to the F fucking Paki was
That's it man 'cause you don't even know what

>>53314460
nah it's just minor crashes and angry aussies going 'FAAAHHHCK YOU YOU FUCKING MONG'. i enjoy australian swearing t b h

also it's satuday lad

>>53314460
Doesn't look like it

>>53314434
np :)

>>53314481
Can't be. Football was on last night. It's never on a Friday and I work Saturday

Taxi Driver is the worst fucking film I've seen in my life

>>53314552
Someone's never seen memento. Le reddit backwards film

No it doesn't make you smart to understand it

>Year of our lord 2016
>not eating leftover lamb balti and a slice of bread for brekky

>>53314552
you talking to me?

>tfw figured out how to get US netflix

>>53314552
That's the worst taste I've seen in my life.
What movies do you like you fucking cunt?

>>53314583
Literally what are you talking about you raging autist

And what does memento have to do with it

>>53314552
t. cape-shit fan

>>53314614
i remember when i figured out google

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>Taxi Driver is the worst fucking film I've seen in my life

Me and the lads at the club wahey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs

need some anime to watch lads

>all these buttmad autists with shit taste
kek

>>53314625
>t. cape-shit fan
Cape-shit is absolute fucking cancer

>>53314618
>What movies do you like you fucking cunt?
better movies than the shit you watch

birdman was a good film

I fucking can't stand some women

Hate this Facebook meme that they have to post pictures of themselves to their wall on their birthdays just to be tat little bit more narcissistic.

Birdman was fucking SHIT cancer

Worst fucking film I've seen in my life, even worse than Taxi Driver somehow

>tfw gobbling up this lamb balti like a proper cheeky lad and you bite into a cardamom pod

fucking end it boys

>>53314664
if you hate petty narcissism why are you on facebook

>>53314552
Honestly why mate?

It's a classic. Thing is, you probably grew up within the constant reference of its trope such to the point where when you did finally see the film itself you found it trite and redundant in a certain vague way, as though it were stilted.

You have to consider the context in which it was presented.

>>53314652
what do u like?

>le Taxi Driver was good because le film critic man said it was good and it has a high rating on IMDb so if I speak out against it then I'll be seen as a weird autist :(((((((( omg taxi driver was such a great film !!!! omgi t was like so good, it was totally a classic bro. look at how good my taste is. you don't like taxi driver? youre fucking weird man.....

>>53314713
anything that isn't really miserable or emotional
watched a lot of modern stuff but am a bit behind on classics so the older the better x

>fill out detailed RMA form
>there was an error do it again lolz

angry frog jpeg

>>53314754
k-on

OI OI lads how does one prepare for grad scheme assessment tests haha?

>>53314770
i have it on good authority only pakis like k-on and i'm not a paki

the big lebowski was a good film

>>53314809
k-on is literally good

>>53314806
Your careers service might have some practice tests. Try googling 'practice tests assessment centre [job/company]' too

* [The Jay report - pdf](http://www.rotherham.gov.uk/downloads/file/1407/independent_inquiry_cse_in_rotherham). *"In two of the cases, fathers tracked down their daughters and tried to remove them from houses where they were being abused, only to be arrested themselves when police were called to the scene."*. .... *"In a small number of cases, the victims themselves were arrested for offences such as breach of the peace or being drunk and disorderly, with no action taken against the perpetrators of rape and sexual assault against children."*
>fathers' have their children kidnapped by muslims
>police refuse to help
>fathers go to the houses to rescue their children
>end up being arrested themselves
>police leave the children in the hands of the muslim abusers
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>>53314837
like the k-oran is literally the word of god? fuck off rasheed

JFs, bugger off plsss!!!!

Big Lebowski was fucking awful

>>53314845
cheers la.

>You’ll be given a case study in which you’ll be asked to prepare a 10 minute presentation on, to be given in front of one of the assessors.

Fucking kill me, it's over.

>>53314872
islam is bad
k-on is good

>>53314822
is the big lebowski a 'dude weed lmao' film or just a comedy?

tried watching us netflix with hola but apparently that can be used to hack me up senpai

the babadook was a good film

>>53314902
the latter but I'm just posting it to trigger that autist

>The babadook was a good film

might rewatch curb your enthusiasm or seinfeld desu

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>>53314868
>The Jay report

the babadook was a good film

>>53314948
Seinfeld BTFOs Curb 2bh

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>might rewatch curb your enthusiasm or seinfeld desu

>>53314868
>not having weird vigilante groups shooting them

>>53314955
this made me laugh which is not okay because rotherham is literally the worst thing ever

>>53314868

I still don't understand how this works, especially in cases where the children were minors.. How does British police NOT intervene when minors are (being held?) somewhere, and the legal guardians want to take them home?

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LADS I AM GOING TO THE WAREHOUSE

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>Brother brought his gf home
>She looks like a gecko and has an awful laugh

>>53314994
good lad

The babadook was a film

>>53314994
Does warehouse mean 'lad-house event' like it does in the UK?

>>53314994
Pls livestream the set

>>53314994
might buy your liver soon

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lads

/Brit/ should get into ice hockey for mass banter


The EIHL is a good league to watch with teams all over the UK

do smokers have any idea how pathetic they sound?
>ooh I need a cig before I start killing everyone haha
>how long is this going to take? I'm desperate for a cig haha
>it stinks, it's expensive, I cough up a lung each morning but i can't stop haha

>>53315013
hes meeting a girl from tinder

does it trigger anyone elses autism when you see those """pranksters""" with millions of subscribers on youtube?

>>53315012
>>53315013
>>53315014
>>53315018
ALL THESE YOUS; MUMS GONNA FREAK

only GOT 1 (CON)DOM -- THIS ONES FOR YOU /brit.

>>53314990
New Labour politicised everything and trained every social worker, health worker, policeman to be politicised as hell, fear being seen as racist above everything else and punish and degrade whistleblowers as much as possible.

People who say Blair was on the right don't know shit. They undermined and changed so much about the UK it's not even funny.

>>53315051
not just those basically anyone with millions of subscribers

>>53315013
Its basically a party in a warehouse

>>53315051
Not really, most people are shit-tier 2bh.

Lads this brandy is fucking vile I want to throw up

>>53314980
curb your enthusiasm is a fucking masterpiece
that season finale with the restaurant they own is the best piece of comedy tv i've ever seen

wild was a great film

>>53315007
>honestly she's ugly not my type
>who cares if he had a job
>I don't need friends
>he knows nothing about superior Japanese culture
>he's not even a gentlemen

has anyone here ever watched anime? like japanese cartoons?

>>53315155
i did once lol

Lost my job today
Was all I had left
Now have 0 purpose on this earth whatsoever
Don't really fancy NEET life again much
This is the closest I've came to actually killing myself
Gonna see how the next week pans out but I think I'm going to do it soon

>>53315128
be strong

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