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GABOGOOL edition
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First for /lat/
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bad poo
needed lots of wiping
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maisie
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did sershlad die?
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>>53280946
might just spend the entire day watching this
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Hate being soooooober
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crayon pop
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might do a rub
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>Really want to get drunk but i hate the taste of alcohol lads
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kpop desu lads
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>>53283477
I like molly waaata
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>>>/qa/404495
say what you want about our extra flags clique but it will never be as bad as the autistic weeb tripfag drama cesspit of /cum/ (barring maybe cornwall and hampshire)

>>53283469
busy with job and work gf
apparently said something about leaving brit idk
dont blame him desu threads been a bit smelly as of late
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>>53283469

yeh. cornwall murder-raped him
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Why don't UK have this?
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>>53283470
Not enough time in a day to watch the whole thing.
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No respect for people who don't take drugs
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>>53283524
Go away Grandad
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liking the quality american OP
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Islam...

...bit gay isn't it?
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>kpop desu lads
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>>53283469
no he got sick of the bullying and doxing from cornwall
got a gf from work and the rest is history
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>>53283538
>extra flags clique
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>Go camping
>Walking around talking to girl
>Go to take a piss
>She just follows me, still chatting along
>Asks if she can hold my dick while I piss
>Starts whipping it around like a fucking catherine wheel while I'm trying to piss
What the fuck is with women and their penis envy?
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>>53283370
you put it in the freezer first and that makes it much smoother.
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Would love to go to Africa and hunt a rhino or lion or something. Remind them who's boss
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/brit/ stream on Cytube

Channel name:
Cheekynandos2016
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>>53283547

dont have geography lessons in norgay?
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Been picking some absolutely enormous crusty bogeys out of my nose lately lads
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>>53283587
You sound underage
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>>53283547
We have some
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Based.
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have 2cb, mdma, shrooms and weed in my draw haha
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>>53283547
drep deg selv
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>>53283547

what's that? You mom's cunt?
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>>53283625

RACIST
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>>53283547
ah beautiful dutch landscape
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>>53283585
it basically is, we just sit around in our own corner replying to each other all day
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>>53283583
>>53283544
>>53283538
RIP sershlad
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>>53283600
Starts at 8 0 clock
Thinking of playing some chucklevision tb.h
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>Islam...

>...bit gay isn't it?
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>>53283628
edgy
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>>53283625

ex-commie countries are looking better and better to live in each day.
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>>53283477
>soooooober
foy
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grandad is dying. childhood has truly ended
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>>53283643
Autisme
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was supposed to go out tonight but the gf threw a hissy fit

sake
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>>53283661
desu i don't even know what that word means
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>>53283616
Because?
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>>53283703
Both my grandfathers were dead before I was born
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>>53283667
8 is a bit early imo. I'd push it to 9 or later.
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>>53283727
font
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>>53283659
great post

>>53283731
clique
kliːk/
noun
noun: clique; plural noun: cliques

a small close-knit group of people who do not readily allow others to join them.
"his flat became a haven for a clique of young men of similar tastes"
synonyms: coterie, circle, inner circle, crowd, in-crowd, set, group; pack, band, ring, mob, crew;
club, society, fraternity, sorority, fellowship;
camp;
cartel, cabal, junta, caucus, cell, lobby;
push;
informalgang, bunch;
rarecamarilla
"his flat became a haven for a clique of young men of similar tastes"

Origin
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Not taking drugs is like driving a bugatti veyron at 30mph
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>>53283709
Autisme er å drite i andres tråder regelmessig for å få anonyme responser over internett. Ble det for lite oppmerksomhet fra din mor?
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>>53283703
Do people honestly feel THAT sad about grandparents drying? Of course it isn't good, but at about 20 I just started to expect it's going to happen very soon
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>police not doing anything about migrant crimes
>vigilante groups starting up
Is this the start of the European race war?
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>>53283751
lel i guess
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Gf feels thread?

>wake up in morning smell breakfast
>look in kitchen
>gf cooking me breakfast in just a thong
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>>53283644
>mom

Fuck off yank.

How has nobody pointed this out?

Why are you saying mom under a UK flag? Kill yourself
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>>53283658
'Muslim' is not a race.
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Can't go out because I have to look after my gf's son

sake
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Genuinely want to try crack
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>>53283757
id rather they were drying than sitting around pissing themselves
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>there are literally people here right now that would rather watch some meme steam run by a faggot than the magic of the cup

Mong?
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>Norwegian autism fight

lol
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>>53283703
My grandparents on my dad's side died decades before I was born, my grandma on my mum's side has been semi-braindead since I was 4. Never really had much of a relationship with my grandad.
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>wake up
>put on pants with no boxers that were lying next to bed, wallet still inside
>put on a sweater, beanie
>put on shoes with no socks
>walk to gas station a block away
>grab monster, a banana, a cliff bar and a pack of smokes
>walk home
>stare at the tv not feeling in the mood to do anything with the brand new computer i just bought/made
>it put me into a little debt, didnt think it through, impulsive buy
>thought it would make my insides feel a little better, was wrong
>best part was making the thing
>go out on balcony
>smoke 2 cigarettes while sipping on that yung monster ultra zero mlg shit, make me go fast dood
>in reality just sit outside and stare at cars thinking "if my insides get any worse death is going to feel the same as life, empty and colorless. Maybe id be better off"
>shake it off
>strip on the way to bathroom
>shit, brush teeth, wash face, comb hair, deodorant, cologne, everything but an actual shower
>find a button up shirt with no stains or weird smells, find not used boxers/socks, put on tie
>febreeze everything to be sure that nobody can smell the fact that I hate myself and I want to die a little
>decide ill put cartoons/anime on as backround noise while I stare at the wall and eat my banana and cliff bar
>walk 6 blocks downtown to work at coffee shop
>Im always on the bar because Im better than everyone else at it
>robot mode for 8 hours, get off, collect 30 in tips
>stop at jimmy johns on walk home and get 2 #5s with extra onion and a little mayo, tip (even though im not supposed to) because they remember every time
>this always makes me smile a little
>walk home
>strip
>4chan while eating jimmies
>compulsively fap without even having a boner
>lay down/turn on anime just for the noise while i try to fall asleep facing the wall
>the noise helps empty my mind
>sleep
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>>53283757
I'm pretty close to my grandparents though
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>>53283792
just drink a couple red bulls
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>>53283780
Its becoming more common to use our slang that its less noticeable. Its like how you lot started saying "quid" recently as well
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>there are people IN THIS THREAD who can't solve a rubiks cube

What's your excuse?
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>>53283780

no one cares you autistic cunt
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>>53283836
It's hard, that's the point
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>>53283758
Didn't you see the latest news from Germany? 400 police officers showed up to stop 80 men from protesting against refugees being brought into their town. I don't want to see how deep this rabbit hole goes.
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>>53283836
don't have autism desu
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>>53283836
Haven't spent the 5 minutes learning on you tube that you have
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when is qt back
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>>53283836
everyone can solve a rubiks cube
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>>53283587
How did you not get an erection?
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>>53283756
Autisme er en utviklingsforstyrrelse som særlig påvirker kommunikasjon og evnen til sosialt samspill, og du har nettopp reagert med aggressivitet på en lystig og humoristisk post.
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>>53283910
Not a child
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>23 tomorrow
>Still no gf

Think I'll just stop trying now lads.

I got the message loud and clear; I'm ugly. No point in putting yourself on the line when you know it will always be a no.
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>>53283819
interesting post
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>>53283849
>nobody cares that people are getting Americanised
>changing the way you speak due to media from a country the other side of the planet
>speaking YOUR language

Literally cuck
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>>53283937
I got my first gf at 23 tbqh
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got a new phone with a 5mp front camera
practicing selfies
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>>53283819
>pants
fuck off yank
>gas station
fuck off yank
>block
fuck off yank
>cliff bar
fuck off yank
>dood
fuck off yank
>colorless
fuck off yank
>a little
fuck off yank
>blocks
fuck off yank
>coffee shop
fuck off yank
>tips
fuck off yank
>jimmy johns
fuck off yank
>#5s
fuck off yank
>jimmies
fuck off yank
>fap
fuck off yank
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some mussie just tried some shooting in america and failed lel
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>go out on balcony
>smoke 2 cigarettes while sipping on that yung monster ultra zero mlg shit, make me go fast dood
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Gonna wear that dress you like skin tight

do my hair up real real nice

i just wanna look good for you good for you
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>>53283910
Ever had your dick whipped around like one of these fuckers? It's not erection-inducing.
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>>53283937
I don't think I have ever tried.
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>>53283935
this is shit only a child would do
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>>53283969
*Americanized
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Listening to BBC Sound of 2016 winner, Jack Garrat.

>>53283937
sershlad was 24 when he became a turbonormie desu
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>>53283991
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>>53283863
[spoiler]It's not hard you just have to learn some algorithms[/spoiler]
>>53283884
Oh shit you know.
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>>53283982
You forgot downtown
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>>53284005
What is?
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happy birthday Roy
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>>53283969

don't kid yourself, the UK has been cucked by america since ww2.
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Right lads have officially started adding those shitty smilies to my filter list.
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>>53283884
Not the guy you're replying to but you are correct; 99.99% of the people solving Rubik's cubes memorised a set of instructions to do so ("algorithms" if you want to be a super pedantic autismo).

If you want to see a cube sperg break down, ask them what kind of cubes they can solve then present them with a novel rotation-type puzzle and ask them to solve it.
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>>53283991
Thanks lad, have a (You)
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Why do so many of you care about 'Sershlad'

He's a boring cunt who just posts pictures of an Irish actor. I don't get the obsession at all.
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>>53283985
man look at that gun kata on him
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just had a covert poo
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>>53284100
what's that
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why do Australians say the word "so" so weird. It's like valley girl American but worse
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>>53284090
That's anshame, it would have survived if it hadn't hit the desk
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>>53284084
the guy seems like a twat to be fair
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>>53283969

>he cares about inane shit like this

literally autism desu
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>>53284090
That situation could easily have been resolved without the death of the cat by more competent people and planning.

>pakis in charge of abstract reasoning
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>tfw Saoirse Ronan wins an Oscar
>mate of mine fingered her outside a club in carlow
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>>53284092
Fuck me this was boring
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>>53284090
Wahey! Look at him go! Haha.
That was a really retarded idea.
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Right fuck it I'm starting the stream now. Get in here. Reminder that the channel name is Cheekynandos2016 on Cytube
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>>53284090
https://youtu.be/zR6WdRIPV44

>that sound when it slams into the desk
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>>53284123
poo executed covertly
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>>53284097
he is friendly and shares feels we can relate to

like poleaboo but without being mentally deranged
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>>53284090
>thought it was a baby and didn't really care
>realise it's a cat and get sad
>>53284135
Yeah cats can survive high falls can't they.
>>53284167
I thought it was China at first, usually they do stupid shit like this.
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>>53284084
>>53284161
leave my hench bf alone
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35261637
>BNP removed from official list of political parties

The British National Party risks being unable to stand for election - because it failed to pay its annual £25 registration fee.

Under the Political Parties and Referendums Act 2000 all parties need to confirm their registration details with the Electoral Commission.

But despite having six months notice, the BNP missed the deadline.
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>people honestly watching a video of an animal dying

Sick fucks
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>>53283981


>>53284161
How lad
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>>53283985
>shooting
>not jaywalking
ordinary american lad
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>>53284174
>maybe if I greentext common /brit/ phrases and may-mays no one will know I'm new

Still got a bit more lurking to do there lad.
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Watching Shrek lads. Haven't seen it for fucking years.
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>>53284205
dat velocity
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>>53284090
what the hell did these idiots expect?
trying to catch it with a broom and pan?

should have just called animal control or the fire department to climb over while tied off so as not to fall and just pick it up
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>>53283970
>>53284013

Nah lads. It's over.

If I couldn't get it to happen before. It's never going to happen now.
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>>53284249
Child.
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>>53284090
me descending quickly
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You can just tell the smilies guy is an extra flag user. If he'd been on this site a year ago he'd be a tripfag
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>>53284273
SOME
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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>>53284222
>Yeah cats can survive high falls can't they.

After a certain distance they "forget" that they'e falling and relax all their muscles so they land without any real harm
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Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
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>>53284301
>implying extra flag users havent been here for years
theyre just regular lads who wanted some extra depth to their 'chonning
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>>53284243
>risks
>BBC reports as removed

I fucking hate the BBC more every day.
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>>53284249
fuck off newfag
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>>53284090
drop that kitty down low
pop that kitty down low
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TARS set gabagool levels to 4d3d3d3
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>>53284314
so you're saying if a cat was dropped off the burj khalifa it could survive?
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>>53284297
Nah, enjoying that stuff is childish. You'll grow out of it
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>>53283969

your head is filled with spooks lad
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>>53284355
be my bf
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>>53284314

Not for this height lol.

Velocity was too high
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>>53284351
By law, the Electoral Commission has to remove from its register any political party that fails to submit its details.

Such a waste?

The BNP's statement of accounts were due on 7 July 2015, but despite a six-month window, the party had still not paid up by the final deadline on 7 January 2016, forcing the commission to take action.

Removal from the register means BNP candidates cannot use the party's name, description or emblems on ballot papers at elections.
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>>53284344
>lads that wanted to use a tripcode but were afraid of the stigma
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>>53284249
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>>53284352
>I've been on 4chan for less than a year
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>>53284361
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>>53284314
I thought it was that they have some built in parachute style system.
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I'm gonna knock

*knock knock*

On wood
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>>53284314
This is total shite. While cats can and do survive falls from heights that would kill a person or a dog, they do take damage from the falls. Just because a cat scurries off doesn't mean it's OK.
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/brit/? more like /shit/ lmao
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had a voicemail from my work agency telling me to ring back but it's too late
have a shite feeling it might be me getting sacked
on the agency so they can just fuck me off and i can't do anything
really really hate this
should have went to uni ffs
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Hello where are the extra flag?
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>>53284430
This

>I'm ulster xD
>call me Cornwall :L

Faggots
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>>53284479
>should have went
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>>53284370
They have a relatively large surface area in proportion to their weight, thus reducing the force at which they hit the pavement.

Cats reach terminal velocity, the speed at which the downward tug of gravity is matched by the upward push of wind resistance, at a slow speed compared to large animals like humans and horses.

For instance, an average-sized cat with its limbs extended achieves a terminal velocity of about 60mph (97km/h), while an average-sized man reaches a terminal velocity of about 120mph (193km/h), according to the 1987 study by veterinarians Wayne Whitney and Cheryl Mehlhaff
Cats can also spread their legs out to create a sort of parachute effect, says Andrew Biewener, a professor of organismal and evolutionary biology at Harvard University, although it is unclear how much this slows the rate of descent.

"They splay out their legs, which is going to expand their surface area of the body, and that increases the drag resistance," he says.

When they do land, cats' muscular legs - made for climbing trees - act as shock absorbers.

Some cats fall from like 30 stories and only get bruised.
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>>53284473

got a bit of shit on your flag, Romania
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>>53284370
Assuming a straight fall onto a flat surface, probably. It'd be hurt, but alive.
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>>53284491
right here pall
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>>53284378
What's enjoyable about watching it? calling someone a sicko for watching it is bizarro though
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>>53284491
up me arse la
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>>53284493
>Being jealous
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>>53284430
its just a flag haha
t. bucks

>>53284493
jealous
t. bucks

>>53284491
server is down
t. bucks
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>>53284473

no like this

>/brit/?

more like /shit/
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>>53284315
>All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it
so the 2 seconds then? literal pleb
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>>53284493
probable extra flags user being le ironic xD
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>>53284491
fuck off nova scotia
>>53284430
tripcode= everyone can see you, you can't see who anyone else is
regional= opt in system, can see who everyone else is
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I'd like to see forced housing of black brits and black americans and see how they interact and live with one another
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no drugs, drink or wanking for 3 months lads. wish me luck.
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>>53284517
60mph to 0mph will still kill most things
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>>53284378
Nobody enjoys it, it's just morbid curiosity that all humans have.
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>>53284554
Jog on West Midlands
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>>53284378
I go hunting every year and this stuff is no worse than that.
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Life Plans?

>work in London till i'm 67
>begin earning above average wages around 30 (maybe a bit earlier, maybe a bit later, we'll see)
>go to gym till i'm 40
>subsist on a diet of spiced chicken and rice, porridge, sardines and cottage cheese
>turn vegetarian after 40 and ^ same diet except dal and rice and no sardines
>live in a flatshare until i'm 30-ish
>then try to move into a one person flat
>spend my free time learning stuff on my computer
>generally try to be frugal and avoid spending money: no new things besides replacing/fixing broken things, free things where possible (eg haircuts at barberings schools), always try ot get the best price on anything i ultimately buy.
>cycle instead of using public transport or a car
>perhaps visit a different prostitute once every four months
>continue using 4chan throughout

and you?
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>>53284561
blacks are alright and the same as everyone else mostly
we don't have your shitty 'african-american' thing
they're just british
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>>53284561
black brits would get eaten alive
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>>53284437
I've been on 4chins since 2012 depressingly enough
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>>53284548
Been on and off 4chan since 2008 and I've never downloaded an add on or any faggot thing like that.
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>>53284370

Absolutely. A cat has a low terminal velocity so a 50m fall isn't much different to an 800m fall

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/AmazingAnimals/story?id=7712587
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Alright new stream on instasync
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-35259828

>Animal rights activists argued all proceeds from the picture, taken in 2011, should benefit the monkey.

>But a court in San Francisco disagreed, ruling copyright protection could not be applied to the monkey.

>Snapper David Slater, of Mathern, said he believed he was "the first person in history to be sued by an animal".

>The case was brought by the campaign group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) which claimed Naruto, a crested macaque from Indonesia, should be the author and owner.
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>>53284521
>>53284517
hmmmmmm

if a cat reaches terminal velocity and then lands it will die right?
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vyan eht nioj
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>>53284632
kind of fucks up when he hit the desk though
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bet that west midlands guy is really hung
wonder what his willy tastes like
t. bucks
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>>53284575
Not cats.

>In a 1987 study of 132 cats brought to a New York City emergency veterinary clinic after falls from high-rise buildings, 90% of treated cats survived and only 37% needed emergency treatment to keep them alive. One that fell 32 stories onto concrete suffered only a chipped tooth and a collapsed lung and was released after 48 hours.
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That feel when you like white girls, but you know that even if you find that 1 in 100 white girl that will date a black brother she will still see you as some sort of beast man and gets off to racist stereotypes of black mens being more feral and animalistic.

White men will NEVER know how much suffering it is to be black.
You cunts have no excuse for no gf.
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>>53284615
HAHAH fucking hell

Not worth boasting about my friend
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>>53284561
Black British youth are becoming more and more like your blacks.

Still they are loads better, but this really
>>53284613
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>>53284544
it's my gimmick you bellend
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>>53284607
t. someone who has never actually encountered a black person in the uk

they're exactly the same as blacks in america, because of their west indian yardie culture m8. try visitting brixton or peckham or handsworth or mosside sometime. There is a reason 75% of gun crimes are commited by 20% of its population.
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>>53284652
No, terminal velocity is what allows them to survive. They're no longer speeding up, so they right themselves, relax their highly springy leg muscles and splay themselves out to increase drag.

More likely to die from 2 stories than from 30
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>its now a 'ive been on 4chan since i was 12 thread'

no one gives a fuck lads

seriously

posting on 4chan doesn't make you cool or interesting

get over yourselves
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>>53284665
Yes because people don't bring the thousands of cats that explode on impact to the vet
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>>53284607
Not they're fucking not haha
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>>53284678
more interesting hypothetical would be black brazilians and black americans in the same housing
>>
doing an impure act to accompany my impure thoughts
>>
I found /brit/ from reddit /r/4chan ngl
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>>53284713
Maybe in a few years you won't be so sensitive
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>>53284652
Cats reach terminal velocity at about 130ft. They've been known to surive much higher falls.
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>>53284713
literally started a year ago
literally came from reddit
still have better posts than these '''''''''''''''oldfags'''''''''''' (mugs in the same boat as me but trying to fit in)
if you've wasted your whole life on 4chan it's nothing to be proud of lmao
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>>53284770
FORT
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>>53284711
very interesting

would like to see a cat thrown off a hot air ballon like a mile or two high and then survive
>>
got to get dressed for pakishop man now lads
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22,000ft fall survived
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Magee

18,000ft fall survived
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Alkemade
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>>53284774
what?
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>>53284698
am from birmingham m8
been handsworth plenty of times (didn't get shot)
it's more about class though, whites from them kind of areas are just as shitty
>>
>>53284713
Since I was 13 actually
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>>53284794
On to your gimmick
>>
>when eire-kun doesn't notice you
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>>53284721
Not know how terminal velocity works?
>>
>>53284683

doubt it jf desu
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>>53284794
typical redditor attitude
>>
post slags lads
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>>53284770
I used to go to computerforum.com loads which at first was about learning about IT and all thast but ended up me just arguing with Americans in the off topic part.

Later I somehow started browsing a board I won't name and saw that there was an international board, came here and it was everything I dreamt of, I could argue with yanks all day. Then found /brit/ and joined at the height of Craven reign.

I feel like in the past 2 years Americans have learnt what banter is to a degree though. They used to get triggered by everything but now not so much.
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>>53284829
When you aren't as new so people having been here for more than 3 months doesn't make you lose it
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>>53284825
>Alkemade jumped from the aircraft without one, preferring to die by impact rather than burn to death. He fell 18,000 feet (5,500 m) to the ground below.

>His fall was broken by pine trees and a soft snow cover on the ground. He was able to move his arms and legs and suffered only a sprained leg.
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>>53284898
your ma
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i have snow and weed baby we can part a lil
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>>53284904
Ponyfucker detected
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>>53284917
Absolute ledge
>>
I've no idea who craven is/was
>>
>>53284923
he should fuck off to asia where he would feel right at home with his height
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>>53284898
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>>53284908
what?
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>>53284974

fuck off newcunt
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>>53284952
Haha
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>>53284898
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http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jan/08/cologne-attacks-hard-questions-new-years-eve

>‘No wonder liberals would do anything to avoid fanning these flames, since we see in this righteous indignation a racist old trope about barbarians at the gates.’

>Just watch the misogynistic dinosaurs defending young women’s right to party, now that it’s a legitimate way of attacking immigration.

>there have always been muggers and gropers, they’re only global news when they’re not white.

utter meltdowns in the comment sections lads
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>>53284974
same

or fatcam
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>>53285013
Not everyone has been on this useless general their whole time on 4chan
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Reminder there's a /brit/ stream going on
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2

https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2

https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
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>>53285045
>>
>>53285045
>right to party
kek
>>
mate of mine said he's daring himself to go without any type of sex for this month as he's got a lot of studying and work to do
>>
>>53285045
>This discussion is closed for comments.
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>>53284974
>>53285046
Craven is an English aristocrat or something
Not sure about fatcam
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>>53285045
>Just watch the misogynistic dinosaurs defending young women’s right to party, now that it’s a legitimate way of attacking immigration.
Man, that's a whole lot of IMPLYING
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>>53285113
A whole month?

Not gonna happen
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>>53284884
https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/%22more%20like%20shit%22/page/4/#

fucking christ a yank started this gimmick
to hell with it I'm ashamed of assuming its ownership lad
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>>53285097
what the fuck? did he get in any trouble for that?
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>>53285113
virtually everyone in this thread does that every month
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>>53285157
It's photoshops retard
>>
Just made a moussaka lads

Stressful prep but it tastes so fucking good
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>>53284974
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Craven
Aristocrat who posted on /brit/.

Fatcam was just a fat cunt who posted as 'anonymous' and used to argue with everyone especially Craven.
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One of those "fitness" type girls super liked me on tinder

Wood berry desu
>>
Muslims are at it again

http://news.sky.com/story/1619406/gunmen-open-fire-at-egyptian-beach-resort
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>>53285174
Made me laugh then I felt sad.
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>>53285157
Its his daughter
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>>53285201
post her pics tbqh

what's a super like
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>>53285175
oh haha! how silly am i!
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>>53285214
islam is a peaceful religion you racist
>>
BREAKING: CHAPO GUZMAN ARRESTED IN MEXICO
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>>53285269
there will just be a new one
>>
>>53285269
10 minutes late

who the fuck cares

literally has 0 impact on my life
>>
>>53285264
If you want peace prepare for war
>>
>>53285269
Genuinely never heard of him
>>
>>53285269
Who?
>>
BREAKING: JIMMY SAVILE DISCOVERED ALIVE IN THAILAND, WORKING AS COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
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>>53285259
I had no idea cats could swim

but that's edgy m8
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>>53285343
yep no reason for you have to desu

biggest drug lord in mexico
>>
Just want some (You)s to feel better desu
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>>53285137

you're not forgiven. now fuck off.
>>
BREAKING: DOING A POO LADS
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>>53285259
STUPID CAT!!! RUN INTO THE FOREST!!
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>>53285259
Poor cat ;_;
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I've been eating titty skittles for shits and giggles but I think I've started growing boobs
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>>53285249
Here's one

Seems to be a yank

Google what a super like is, cba to explain
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>>53285482
FONT
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Wish I could get a cat. They seem like the perfect pet t͜bh. Dogs are great but they're too much responsibility, needing walks and all that. They need to invent cats for people who are allergic.
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>>53284090
Why the fuck didnt one of them climb over if they are 2 people to secure? Cowardly as fuck
>>
>tfw having real trouble with my masculinity lads

i don't mean i feel effeminate or something, i just feel a bit inadequate as a man.
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>>53285482
team edgy

would tbf
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>>53285516
Because it's only a fucking stupid cat and not worth risking your life over
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>>53284615
You are an actual newfag, m8.
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>>53285523
transition m8
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>>53285554
Hradly putting your life in danger with two people there. Do you never climb in trees and stuff like that because you walk around being afraid of dying?
>>
the united states of america
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>>53285501
They are mate. But make sure you have them as a housecat.

People, mainly dog people go CATS DON'T LOVE YOU OR CARE ABOUT YOU. Of course they won't if you let them outside. They just spend their days roaming around and come home for food and sleep, they don't bond with you much then.

Dogs are nice too, but as you said quite a lot of work.

My cat is my best friend, fucking love her desu.
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>Wish I could get a cat. They seem like the perfect pet t͜bh. Dogs are great but they're too much responsibility, needing walks and all that. They need to invent cats for people who are allergic.
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>>53285523
a common feeling among brit males i hear
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>>53285595
fuck off /lgbt/
just because you want to cut your dick off does not mean you can diagnose others
>>
personally love it when a lefty white girl gets raped by a subhuman immigrant, that's what they deserve for selling out our culture and history
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>the united states of america
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>my cat is my best friend
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>>53285595
>>53285626
you're misinterpretting what i'm saying. I don't feel like a girl or something.

I feel like I should be doing something violent/impulsive or having lots of sex, but i'm not.
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>>53285669
She is though, fucking fite me irl.
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>>53285617
Yeah I don't think I would have an outdoor cat; don't want it to get all fucked up by other cats. That said, there's a really nice cat that lives in the area near me. I see it sometimes walking home from the shop and it always comes over to get petted. Realistically it probably just uses me to spread its scent to piss off other cats, but it meows and shit and seems to enjoy the petting.

Happy for you and your cat lad.
>>
I be busy politicking with the freaks
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>>53285648
rorke
>>
north korea will be more liveable than a non-white majority europe
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>>53285684
An issue only becomes a disorder if it negatively affects your day to day life.

Is your life affected? Then stop whining, watch some monster truck racing and eat a steak.
>>
hungry but housemate's in the kitchen haha
forgot this happened
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>>53285739
It depends on the cat and on the breed. Some outdoor cats stay near their home and don't roam and are friendly etc.

>petting

Fuck off yank.

You stroke cats not pet them. Thanks lad. Pic related is her btw, her name is Tiggy.
>>
Phone interview with prospective university in two hours
>>
>tea is just leafy water
>coffee is just bean-y water

Feel like we could probably come up with a new kind of hot drink lads, it's not that complicated. Could be onto a winner business idea here.
>>
have to work later but i dont wa nt to
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>>53285767
Actually North Koreans are materially poorer than most countries in Africa let alone countries in the middle east.

>troops on the border
yet 100s of thousands of north koreans are in China
>no illegal immigration
plenty of Chinese hwagyos in North Korea doing business though.
>One official language
ok
>Zero Taxes
yeah loyalty payments instead
>Liberal Media
no instead constant communist propaganda.
>>
>>53285872
are you 16
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>>53285881
cocoa-y water
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>>53285885
Don't have to work later but want to.

t. long-term NEET.
>>
>>53285872
Literal children out
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>>53285881
>Brits prefer their water with >A FUCKING LEAF
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>>53285621
m8 you need to bring cats outside too

people who lock them up indoors all the time are retarded
>>
>>53285932
you dont want to work if you dont have to m8-o
think of some other way to get a life
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>>53285866
Yeah, I have a Maine Coon. and while he's an outdoor cat, he comes home and likes to be social with people
Apparently that's just a characteristic of the breed
>>
>>53285648
A Rorke and a cuck for your race.
>>
>>53285908
>>53285948
I'm transferring
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>>53285983
I take my cat in the garden on a lead when it's nice weather.

She is a siamese cat though so she's a special case. They get lonely and need human interaction. Tabby cats just fuck off and get into fights etc.
>>53285993
Yeah m8 it varies.
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>personally love it when a lefty white girl gets raped by a subhuman immigrant, that's what they deserve for selling out our culture and history
>>
>>53286038
>>53286038
>>53286038
>>53286038
>>
>>53286060
Posted too early
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>>53285872
Ha. Just got one of my offers turned down today because predicted grades were just barely below the typical offer.
Wahey!
>>
>>53286074
call the janny, see how little I care lmao
>>
utter wife material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0CVJILk3rk
>>
>>53285992
I'm just tired of having survival anxiety about the future every single day. So far behind at this point that it seems impossible imagining a life where I have a stable job that pays a living wage.
>>
>>53286110
>yfw
>>
lel
>>
Mine is the last voice you will ever hear. Do not be alarmed.
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THE HOTPOCKETTA MAN
>>
got a keyboard without the numpad, feels weird man
feels like everything is in the wrong place
>>
>>53286060
Liara is a shit.
>>
Why the fuck do people desire being the one who makes the new thread so much? It's seriously autism at its finest

Who else has never started a new thread and never plans on it?
>>
mate lives in a fucking council flat in a tower block and got a cat. told him it's retarded to keep a cat indoors but he got the cat anyway.

the cat is fucking deranged and whenever i see him his arms are covered in huge scratches
>>
What phone shall I get, my Moto G 4G has a really shit battery and the screen's too small for how much I use it now.

I've been looking at phones like the OnePlus Two, OnePlus X, Zenfone 2, Wileyfox Storm.

Alternatively I guess I could just put up with my current phone and buy a portable charger or something.
>>
>>53286171
dinnae give a fuck

>>53286214
slut
>>
>>53286110
>care takers deleted it
AYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>53286180
To be fair, it was a terrible thread, Blue alien editions are only allowed in real nigga hours while all the brits are sleeping
>>
Islamic State Group: Militant Executes His Mother Following Group's Command, Activists Say

Ali Saqr, 21, killed his mother in front of several hundred people outside a post office in Raqqa, Syria, after she urged him to leave the group, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said Friday.

>religion of peace
>let's import 5 million more!
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How do I get this haircut?
>>
janitor
>>
>>53286288
>grow your hair out
>sweep it to the side

That hard m8. Also you'll look about 12 going about with this haircut.
>>
what is a council house or flat?
>>
>>53286245
Zenfone 2
>>
>>53286339

(local) government owned and maintained housing
>>
>>53286331
I want to look like anime
>>
>>53286339
accommodation for people in difficult circumstances that's about £400-500 cheaper than regular rents
>>
>>53286288
Be a fuckboi
>>
the wealthiest people i have known have been the stupidest (other than jews)
bit weird
>>
My dad is a literal millionaire executive for a 4chan500 company
>>
>>53285523
need to put your willy in a female la
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>>53286527
does 4chan even have a board or executive officer?
>>
>>53286288
I have that haircut and it's shit, gets really hard to control your hair, ends up looking like a mess, wish it stayed short.
>tfw a week after a haircut and my hairs getting longer again
>>
package from china hasn't moved in 14 (fourteen) days
>>
>>53286504
>and this is coming from an Anglo-Indian
ahahahahahah fucking christ
>>
>>53286546
100% of the profits go to hiroshima while his army of slave concierges work unpaid 18 hours a day.
>>
>>53285523
don't be like that, faggot.

my dad is like that. gets insecure over his height and what he drinks. it actually makes him angry and i'm just like
>>
anyone else convince themselves that they were semi-attractive for a while? Only recently realized im below average
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Xbox is still stuck in Denmark
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>>53286288
what a qt
post more
>>
Willy is still stuck in your mum
>>
>>53286645
Kentqt is a teenager?
>>
alright lads
>>
Package was "left at reception" and I live in a house lmao
>>
>>53286645
she didn't order banter
>>
>>53286645

staff obviously don't know the concept of a winter bulk DTEL?
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>>53286684
I found it on /soc/
>>
Oy lads me fuckin snatch has been leaking since new years. Me bathroom is literally flooded and me bed has gone from pearl white to red.
Any o you wanna come and clean it up for me? I'll suck you off for it and if ya want I can suck your dog off for it too.
>>
are regional flags dead
>>
>>53286716
wow
m8
imagine having an actual reception desk at your front door
complete with female receptionist who turns sexy when she lets her hair down


more billionaires should have this
>>
>>53286789
oh no
:/
>>
>>53286645
why would you ever order cheeseburgers over double cheeseburgers
shaking my head
>>
>You'll never be british
>You'll never go to primary and secondary school
>You'll never see qt school girls in outfits as you look dapper in yours
>You'll never participate in real primary school banter
>You'll never play 5 a side with your mates until it gets dark
>You then run home and eat a full roast made from mum
>You'll never play footy with your club and your mates
>You'll never get your first kiss from that qt bird that sits behind you in class
>You'll never go support your local club with your da and watch them win the derby
>You'll never experience freshers week
>You'll never have foreskin
>You'll never take the piss with your mates in a local pub thats been around for longer than America has existed
>You'll never have a lads night out and hit all the clubs and drink until you chunder on the streets
>You'll never be british
>>
>>53286882
Cheesburgers are £1 on the saver menu. Best bet is to get 3 of them.
>>
Always wondered how fucked your life has got to be and how much of a self-loather you have to be to try and put people down on the internet to make yourself feel better.
>>
>>53286893
heh, must feel bad to be an inferior cunt
>>
nu

>>53286964

>>53286964

>>53286964

>>53286964
>>
who was the last baby you saw and what relation is it to you

do you sing to them or is that just something women/mothers do

literally can't bring myself to join in
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>>53286913
SNACK
WRAP
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