>You'll never be british
>You'll never go to primary and secondary school
>You'll never see qt school girls in outfits as you look dapper in yours
>You'll never participate in real primary school banter
>You'll never play 5 a side with your mates until it gets dark
>You then run home and eat a full roast made from mum
>You'll never play footy with your club and your mates
>You'll never get your first kiss from that qt bird that sits behind you in class
>You'll never go support your local club with your da and watch them win the derby
>You'll never experience freshers week
>You'll never have foreskin
>You'll never take the piss with your mates in a local pub thats been around for longer than America has existed
>You'll never have a lads night out and hit all the clubs and drink until you chunder on the streets
>You'll never be british..
>mfw I won the lottery of life and was born British
>he doesn't believe in the magic of the cup
>you will never have a qt sociopath gf
>there are people who actually think Benteke will one day "fulfill his potential" and won't be Carroll 2.0
If I got something like pic related, do you reckon I could watch movies on it? Put my phone in and just play from there. No point buying a big screen, I'm always alone.
>tfw if i ordered 6 cheeseburgers the staff wouldn't even say anything because i'm tall and /fit/
is this fat discrimination lark real lads? really makes you think
>lost interest in football after doing that fuckton of acid last year
>yes I keep up to date with the happenings of the football world
>match with a couple of girls today on tinder
>massive confidence boost
>check their profiles beyond the first picture
>You'll never be a yank
>You'll never go to middle and high school
>You'll never be in a social clique
>You'll never participate in a real hot dog eating contests
>You'll never play catch with the guys until it gets dark
>You then run home and eat a mcdonalds with mom
>You'll never play little league
>You'll never drive a girl up to makeout point
>You'll never go watch the big game with dad and eat nachos
>You'll never experience fraternity life
>You'll never have a clap
>You'll never meet up with the dudes from college at the bar
>You'll never have a weekend in Vegas and hit all the fast food joints and eat until you puke
>You'll never be a yank
They call it elementary don't they?
There were social cliques ish at my school. Sporty people were the popular ones, then there was most people in the middle, then the ones at the bottom.
Guess where I was :^)
>trying to do a wank to UK porn
>end up in fits of laughter
Fuck sake lads, our entire existence is just a meme
When I decide to choke the chicken, it usually takes a video of 2 lesbians, dressed in latex, kissing and scissoring just to give me a hard on.
But if I see a 6/10 in Asda wearing a leather skirt and heels, suddenly I can't think straight.
What's up with that?
Getting sick of this lads desu
Same thing here. I genuinely don't get a bonk-on watching normal porno, but as soon characters in my annie-mays do something romantic, like talk about marriage, I pitch a tent
>size doesn't matter, anon. Just learn to use your fingers and tounge.
You think she will be?
Why does it matter where it was published? Safe space nonsense, Islamic apologism and suppression of free expression is happening right now in UK universities, does the fact that the mail is one of the outlets reporting on it make in untrue?
Do women give a shit what men think of one another? I personally don't care what women think of other women. ie if one woman talks shit about another, but I hold what men say about other men with more weight.
No, but it doesn't matter, there is nothing you can do about it. Not one thing you can do will have any effect, so leave it. The DM writes to incite, its how it makes money and this only adds fuel to the fire of your ire, hence you got so angry you posted it about it on the internet. You could have been looking at boobs, hilarious cats or reading a good book.
>Do women give a shit what men think of one another? I personally don't care what women think of other women. ie if one woman talks shit about another, but I hold what men say about other men with more weight.
women don't really even give a shit about what other women think of each other, it's just an excuse to gossip as they need something to do when they're not putting on makeup or taking selfies
>so I asked him what university he goes too
>and he said he was an apprentice!
>mfw go to uni as part of apprenticeship
>mfw all expenses paid
>mfw still earn a salary
>mfw got a well paid job lined up when I finish
>tfw never went to uni
>knew a good lad, got me an IT job
>solid bants just north of 6 figs salary
IT best sector tbqh, everythings so specialised you can walk in off the street with GCSE's and get a job if you have any experience with whatever languages and systems they want.
you were right
its a bit weird desu
he wasn't a tranny and first and he seemed alright
then I had to go in for a one day course, saw someone who was in my last course and he told me that he was now a she
Just got back from work
Put a Fray Bentos in the oven
Fray Bentos >>>>>> Pukka pie
"SEGURO 360 degree Viewing Immersive Virtual Reality 3D VR Glasses Google Cardboard 3D Video Games Glasses VR Headset Compatible with 3.5-6.0 inches Android & Apple Smartphones for 3D Movies and Games" on Amazon
It's £20, there are cheaper ones with more reviews but the padding looks nice on this and you can adjust distance and stuff
Also looks like it won't let light in the sides or anything
i'm still having a go at it tbf
the game ain't over till i get unmatched
Not him but mudslimes and wogs listen to nigger music
Educate yourself Moslem
Moslem is the derogatory term, Moslems especially hate it.
>if i hold up this terrorist sympathising remark i might get some SJW pussy!
> Eddie McGuire, a powerful Australian sporting figure and television personality known for his controversial off-hand comments, has been criticised for describing a state MP as a 'soccer loving Turkish-born Mussie'
Ya gotta admit he was pretty fucking cute 2bh. I would have shagged him.
>tfw the labour party is unelectable
>tfw students and their ilk don't vote anyway
>tfw at least 5 more conservative years
On Backpage literally 90% of white hookers will specify either "no blacks" or something slightly more PC (e.g., "no thugs"). That girl looks like an ex-coalburner who had some bad experiences.
I say 5 years cause Corbyn could be booted out and Labour could get its shit together. unlikely, but still.
>Australia, get ready. I'm comin in!
The grass is always greener right?
Even Kenya is starting to look like a more appealing place to live than Britain right now.
>A-at least we're trying something!
Wow that's pathetic. David Cameron has been doing this for over 5 years now and it's done nothing but increase the national debt, how the fuck is "well at least it's something" a valid argument?
>Even Kenya is starting to look like a more appealing place to live than Britain right now.
Have you ever been to Kenya?
If you seriously believe this you're either ignorant, an idiot, or both. Lack of infrastructure is a major issue in Kenya, massive taxes for nothing, racial profiling by the police and locals, corruption, the list goes on.
>it's done nothing but increase the national debt
You have no idea how the economy works
>just keep spending and spending on stuff that doesn't boost the economy, that's sure to work!
what, you think labour are any better? you don't get to pick and choose the policies for the party you want to vote for lad, that's not how it works. you vote for the lesser evil, or throw your vote away voting for a lesser party, which will indirectly benefit one of the major parties anyway.
>thinking australia is any better
not worth it lad, unless you're going over to work in mining you're going to be poorer than the average bogan and it will make you miserable.
>not worth it lad, unless you're going over to work in mining you're going to be poorer than the average bogan and it will make you miserable.
Not to mention that once their coal industry tanks, and it will, things will head downhill, just look at Canada