FUCK YOU ALL STUPID VISAYAN AND MINDANAO NIGGERS, FUCK YOU BAGUIO AND DAVAO FAGS
MANILA IS A FINE CITY, BAGUIO AND DAVAO GOT STINKING SLUMS ASWELL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
WHY IS METRO MANILA SO SHIT IF IT HAS BUSINESSES DISTRICTS MAKING MORE MONEY THAN YOUR SHITTY POOR CITIES?
YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS POORFAGS WITH KEK MENTALITY FROM MANILEÑOS PREGGING YOUR SISTERS AND GFS.
FUCK YOU ALL
THERE'S A REASON WHY MANILA IS THE CAPITAL, AND NO FAILSAYAN AND FAILDANAO CITY
who are the masterrace of your country /asean/?
East Norwegians are gay cuks who sucks immigrant cock
Tröndere are poor inbred farmers with funny dialect
North Norwegians are savage alchoholics
Finnmark dwellers are reindeer ball-chewing mongols living on benefits
South/West are civilized but sissies
Only Sognedals are true Norwegians
>makes choco honey glazed a premium donut
Super jew move if you ask me
>leftists post their shit on kikebook
>loves to do demonstrations against the ebil guberment
>exercises free speech
>while preaching an ideology that prohibits it
Successful in buying most of Australia,I see.
Wew lads she replied, I am no longer depressed (until later). But she ask me why I want to go to the place I suggested we go together. How to reply without scaring her? (I don't know if she knows my meaning yet)
Where do you intend to take her anyways?
Maybe ask her where she wants to go?
You pought to have known her well by now if you want to take the next step into a serious relationship IMHO.
Fuck off, my bedroom is full.
Depend on your current relationship with her. If it's already close enough, you might said deetoo.
>if the response positive
->trigger: just carry on
>if the response negative
->trigger : "I'm just joking, lol"
Or if still not close enough, just call it "hanging around". Semantic matters.
I know she is into this kind of stuff, and she hasn't been there, so I think it's a good place.
That means we are closer together ;)
I think maybe we are not close enough yet, so I'd rather make it ambigious like you say. But sometimes being straightforward pays off... idk if I can pull out with the "just joking" line
your meme is shit
here's the real deal
>have a normie post about bashing catholics for "worshipping icons"
>try to clench anus
>continues to bash catholics
>lose control, take the bait
>argue that we don't really worship the idols but see them only as representations
>tirade about dem idols are heretical
>asks him if he would get mad at me if I drew a penis at her mom's picture saying it's only a picture
>tells me to fuck off and blocks me
We're waiting for more chinks :^)
No, I have been taking dumps according to the ordinary schedule
No, it's the Filipino toilets that can only take tiny Filipino poopoo pellets and runny shit
Even the toilet itself is significantly smaller than at home
Are you really in britbongistan or is that a proxy?
Also, how are flips treated over there? Are they okay with us or are they singaporean-tier racist?
Worked in singapore for a short while and quite a few incidents. One time a chink refused to be on the same elevator I'm in and dragged his son out.
And I don't even look like a nigger what the fug
Negara apa yang tiada seorang pun rakyatnya yang akan mempertahankan tanah air sekiranya mereka diserang?
Jawapannya Iceland sebab mereka akan mempertahankan tanah ais hahahaha
Ok lah dah ngantuk. Nak tidur. Babai.
Guess who is going to get pounded by Aquino cock and will be the new first lady? :^)
uploading nudes of your partner or others without their permission just got recently got criminalised
All the women that President Aquino has fugged or dated
She asked for it because President Aquino is just so irresistible, I bet they dated and fugged plus who wouldn't want to fugg Maria Ozawa? :D
>plays vidya game
>fuggs and dates models
>super rich and powerful
>dates and fuggs anyone he wants
>most powerful and respected man in the country
Best President, I want to be like him.
She's a qt...
what is everyone doing this Friday night? :)
Why thank (You)
Yerin is truly the best Gfriend.
>what is everyone doing this Friday night?
Stuck in my room shitposting ;_;
don't worry, I'm in my room again. My roomates are watching a film together in their room
>yfw Jollibee's full name is Jollibee E. Rodriguez
O-orgy? I-I'm going to have to ask my priest if that's okay..
Do anal to prevent virginity from being taken if they are female which I assume to be in this case.
Trust me, I was in seminary for a while once ;)
I-Is that why priests always do anal? T-the bible did not say anything about anal penetration before marriage :o
Oh...in seminaries, anal is reserved for the bishop and shotas.
Before being formally ordained, one must have anal sex with the bishop. The bishop thrusts his rod into the anus of the one being ordained.
The Bible says anal sex is ok since it doesn't take away virginity.
In Anglican seminaries, there are cases of trans priests doing anal with the freshmen. Pretty scary stuff which is why I am Catholic.
>be living in city which has one of the UK's primary naval bases
>home to 6 destroyers, 6 frigates, 8 mine countermeasures vessels, 7 patrol ships and the HMS Victory
>tfw never visited
I'm going to visit them this week and post pictures, if they let me take pictures with the Type 45 Destroyers.
>which is why I am Catholic
LIAR, we all know you're Orthodox, Vlad.
That was several years ago when I was still Catholic.
I converted to Orthodoxy because I heard priests get to do anal with qt deaconesses and nuns. I cannot miss out on this
l-lewd! I-I wouldn't mind having a harem of anal nuns though...
Me too. I promise you can join in if you convert to Orthodoxy.
I smell something fishy here
Nothing fishy here. It's just that gaijin cannot partake in this sacred union.
If you don't become Orthodox, you can't even get the average laity qt3.14 grill. You can ask one here,
>Malyasia wants more cooperation with Philippines
Oh my, my body is ready :3
I'm happy to hear this.
Malaysia x Philippines is the only OTP
Truly Asia and the most powerful race is a recipe for godhood.
darjeeling tea, darling.
She can make a better tea from herself.
Is it wrong?
We need to usher in a dawn of a new age
We will for the future of the master race
let me help you...
The device stopped working so I had to use my fingers.
sakurahime, is it raining in Croydon right now? It's raining hard in Portsmouth... :3
I dunno, I live in LGBrighTon where it's raining gays and lesbeans everyday
you should both meet up and have homo sexings tbqh
We already did, I picked her up in London when she came back from Malaysia. I taught her how to ride a bike :)
>find out I'm not photogenic
>take a second look
>mfw I look like a hairless doge
Can confirm, we did this last September.
This will be our special secret that only you and me know <3
>implying you need to use both of your hands
All they will see is two beautiful persons in love with each other
>about to go to sleep
>fire alarm goes off
>it's been raining outside
>wearing my pyjamas
>my pyjamas are longer than my legs
>pyjama gets wet
>now I'm only wearing panties to sleep
kuya nagsasalita po ba kayo ng jejemon?
Good night sweetie pie :)
U'll always be the Queen in my mind palace
Former adult film star Maria Ozawa said that she is open to dating President Noynoy Aquino. In an interview with Push.com.ph, the Japanese star enthusiastically responded that she would love to date PNoy saying, "Of course I'm so open. I'm so free, I would love to!"
Asked if she wants to be a first lady, she said, "That will be so dream come true, anytime." Maria has not met the President yet but she said that she is very interested to meet him. "Of course anytime," she said. The Japanese star is currently single.
Robin Padilla's newest leading lady also shared that she is planning to settle down anytime soon and have kids. "Yes I do [plan to marry]. I'm going to turn 30 next year, so before I turn 35, maybe I'll marry and have kids." She said that she would love to date a Filipino. "I love to date someone here so I can stay."
On the top qualities that she admires the most in a guy, she said, "They have to be muscular, with sexy cute face and of course a gentleman."
wow f.am, you have next president who date with a pronstar
unfortunately no benis
>...while kwek kwek is made with quail eggs or "itlog ng pugo".
who are this girls?
I just tried schlicking off and it was nice.
I started doing it every night. My hands absolutely love the job. I have two hands so they were forced to take turns each night.
It was working great until my left hand injured itself by spilling hot chai.
So my right hand had to take over for a week.
The problem arose when the left hand demanded make-up time for when he was out. I could not do that for it would not be fair to the right hand who managed to stay healthy all this time. My left hand uninvited the right hand to his sleepover, and now my hands hate each other. They always fight. I tried having them do it two at the same time, but they were fighting for space, with the right hand always winning(not a surprise with all the essays he got to write and get experienced), and I discontinued the idea. I talked to my right hand about making fun of left hand's illiteracy, but the talk did little. It gets so bad at times, I woke up once to see both hands engage in a full-out thumb war. ._. >.<;
He's half flip-halg aussie
But contrary to supreme gentleman, he stay in Philippines, and use those halfie genetics as an advantage
Girls worship him here apparently
I'm pretty certain if Elliott lived in Malaysia, he'd get laid a few times atleast
That's gay, man.
>Good influence to Filipinos or not?
It's not about being influential, it's about getting the message across and seeing how far the masses will take it.
>"Junjun-san, yu sinku it be fine for me to be actoru in Firipines? Yu dont sinku dese katoriku conservative peopre wirr dislike me becuzu of the rove I had for suku diku-diku on cameru rike i did beforu?"
I think plenty knows about her previous career, but majority will probably not give a shit, just like with Sasha Grey.
¿Es cierto que el idioma español ya murió en Las Filipinas? :'^(
Maravilloso, hermoso acento, espero que nunca muera :'^)