/asean/- Naughty asian cuties edtion

pertamax

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Second for Beni's falafel

thanks indonesia for J.CO

FUCK YOU ALL STUPID VISAYAN AND MINDANAO NIGGERS, FUCK YOU BAGUIO AND DAVAO FAGS

MANILA IS A FINE CITY, BAGUIO AND DAVAO GOT STINKING SLUMS ASWELL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

WHY IS METRO MANILA SO SHIT IF IT HAS BUSINESSES DISTRICTS MAKING MORE MONEY THAN YOUR SHITTY POOR CITIES?
YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS POORFAGS WITH KEK MENTALITY FROM MANILEÑOS PREGGING YOUR SISTERS AND GFS.

FUCK YOU ALL
THERE'S A REASON WHY MANILA IS THE CAPITAL, AND NO FAILSAYAN AND FAILDANAO CITY

>>53274879
>gonuts
>krispy kreme
>j.co

Is the fad dead yet? I wanna try some

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>>53274909
who are the masterrace of your country /asean/?
tagalog here

>>53274909
t.manila city hall employee

Is it true that there are Dutch-speaking communities/minorities

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gonna happen

>>53274879
krispy cum and gay.co always have a long ass queue lines
dank'in donuts doesnt have too much people so always buy there

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>>53274994
Down south,maybe?

>>53274979
East Norwegians are gay cuks who sucks immigrant cock

Tröndere are poor inbred farmers with funny dialect

North Norwegians are savage alchoholics

Finnmark dwellers are reindeer ball-chewing mongols living on benefits

South/West are civilized but sissies

Only Sognedals are true Norwegians

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>>53275066
>makes choco honey glazed a premium donut

Super jew move if you ask me

>>53274879
the more you eat that the closer you to become Muslim my brother

>>53275221
thank you my brother,how do I hasten the complete reversal of colonial influence?

>>53275330
Watch aldub.

Post minions pics on normiebook.

>>53275330
vote dutdut, assassinate him, vote candidate that secretly support Muslim, Inshallah brother

>>53275395
dutdut DOES support muslim autonomy.

Mar too.

>>53275395
there was this meme candidate convert who promised to create a pan-asian caliphate

>>53275395
presidents are useless
our senate and congress are anti muslim

>>53275478
there goes the answer brother.
from there make peace with MILF and create Alliance with ISIS so they don't attack Philippines

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Herro

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>leftists post their shit on kikebook
>loves to do demonstrations against the ebil guberment
>exercises free speech
>while preaching an ideology that prohibits it

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>>53275595
Hello,Zhang.

Successful in buying most of Australia,I see.

>>53275717
all your ocean are belong to us

Wew lads she replied, I am no longer depressed (until later). But she ask me why I want to go to the place I suggested we go together. How to reply without scaring her? (I don't know if she knows my meaning yet)

>>53275897
Not only the ocean they claimed, though.

>tries the BLINQ app to rate my attractiveness
>rated 20 years(correct) old and "Nice"

Well...I guess it's slightly above average, right?

>>53275929
>coz me want sum fuk

>>53275929
tell her that place is where you will bury your dick deep

>>53275929
Dood, you got a d8 ahead
Build up your confidence now, and slay that pussy after dinner

>>53275929
>reply without scaring her
Where the fuck do you intend to take her?

>>53276068
kek

>>53275929
me rove u rong time

>>53275929
just reply "what are wearing right now ;-)"

>>53275929
I want to have baby do you wantto have baby too ?

Is it just me or 4chan is lagging.

>>53275929
Where do you intend to take her anyways?

Maybe ask her where she wants to go?

You pought to have known her well by now if you want to take the next step into a serious relationship IMHO.

>>53276068
You're bedroom :&
but nah just cos I don't know what she expects so if I say a date I might scare her

>>53276055
noted m8

Hai awak nampak cantik sangat hari ni

>>53276293
Just a place near where she lives with nice scenery and stuff. But it has a reputation for a spot for dates.

Kalau awak tak kisah, lepas kelas ni jom pergi lunch?

>>53276397
Well, what kind of stuff is she into anyways? Better take her out to somwhere connected to her interests then maybe jump to more romantic ones when the two of you get closer

>>53276303
what's wrong with asking for a date?

>>53276303
Fuck off, my bedroom is full.

Depend on your current relationship with her. If it's already close enough, you might said deetoo.
>if the response positive
->trigger: just carry on
>if the response negative
->trigger : "I'm just joking, lol"

Or if still not close enough, just call it "hanging around". Semantic matters.

kontol kalian semua

>>53276470
I know she is into this kind of stuff, and she hasn't been there, so I think it's a good place.
>>53276528
That means we are closer together ;)
I think maybe we are not close enough yet, so I'd rather make it ambigious like you say. But sometimes being straightforward pays off... idk if I can pull out with the "just joking" line

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Bane?

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awoooo

Sex

fresh meme coming in

K E K
E K E
K E K

pls take care i created this

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>>53277909
eeh

>>53277932
I made this

>>53277971
Stop posting anime you degenerate

>>53277992
bule keluar sana

>>53277932
your meme is shit
here's the real deal

KEKE_______KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
KEKE_______KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
KEKE_______KEKE________________
KEKE_______KEKE________________
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
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https://ca.news.yahoo.com/saskatchewan-woman-returns-documenting-philippines-025915126.html

>>53278031
Anime like memes
they form the basis of life

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>>53277932
KKK

http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2016/01/08/ri-s-korea-begin-fighter-jet-project.html

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>have a normie post about bashing catholics for "worshipping icons"
>try to clench anus
>continues to bash catholics
>lose control, take the bait
>argue that we don't really worship the idols but see them only as representations
>tirade about dem idols are heretical
>asks him if he would get mad at me if I drew a penis at her mom's picture saying it's only a picture
>tells me to fuck off and blocks me

http://opinion.inquirer.net/91800/china-might-as-well-just-claim-the-entire-philippines

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>>53278031

>>53278631
USA, greatest ally, please help

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>>53278631

We're waiting for more chinks :^)

>be me
>take shit
>clogs toilet
>everytime

why

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>>53278418
LMAO. Give him this

>>53278946
Stop eating burritos.

Happened to me once when I intentionally held my shit for almost a day for some retarded reason.

>>53278946
You have loose butthole that's why. Stop shoving up eggplant up your ass every night.

>>53279052
No, I have been taking dumps according to the ordinary schedule

>>53279106
No, it's the Filipino toilets that can only take tiny Filipino poopoo pellets and runny shit
Even the toilet itself is significantly smaller than at home

00:43AM
Thread is kill
RIP
Magandang Gabi

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>>53278980
Are you really in britbongistan or is that a proxy?

>>53279357
it's flipbong
you new?

>>53279357
Yes, I'm in United Cuckdom with Flipbong. The book that is taken from is written by a Brit too btw

>>53279481
Never really put much thought about it.

>>53279481
No, it's Sakurahime

>>53279542
Is the cost of living really high over there? My former instructor is trying to vouch for me to work there but am still pretty adamant about it

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>>53279594
s-sorry

http://en.tempo.co/read/news/2016/01/08/055734251/Expert-Supports-Bahasa-Indonesia-to-be-Language-of-ASEAN

>>53279636
Yes. There's gonna be some sugar tax as well

>>53279731
I'm okay with it

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35261748

>>53279731
Bagus gan

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>>53279741
Wut?

Also, how are flips treated over there? Are they okay with us or are they singaporean-tier racist?

Worked in singapore for a short while and quite a few incidents. One time a chink refused to be on the same elevator I'm in and dragged his son out.

And I don't even look like a nigger what the fug

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/08/thai-advert-white-makes-you-win-skin-whitening-lambasted-for-racism

>>53279719
Nooo, d-don't cry ;_;

http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/Thailand-to-submit-human-trafficking-report-30276424.html

>>53280008
Don't worry m8, racism isn't a thing here. They won't like racists like that Sing Chink you described.

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>>53280052
I'm really sorry for misidentifying

Paimin, tidur sana udah malam

>>53280313
STOP AND DELETE THIS
FAG

>I got a fucking hot rating on https://howhot.io/

Literally memes

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>>53280313
Daijoubu desu

>>53280440
Nei Island
Gi tilbake öya vår

>>53280526
literally who

>>53280581
Meg
Gi tilbake til oss Nordmenn, nå
Vi eier rassen deres

I'm gonna be honest all you flips are making asean threads literally shit. I don't mind if you're a weeb but tone it down a little.. good god.

>>53280608
Danes have the right to it if anyone

http://www.scmp.com/tech/science-research/article/1898625/innovation-fly-100m-year-old-parasite-found-myanmar-injected

>>53280659
Flips are /asean/ and /asean/ are flips

>>53280660
Nei dansker kan suge kukk

Island er norsk leire wkwkkwkwkwkw

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>>53280823
What about lolis?

>>53280933
Everyone is welcomed. Keep posting.

>>53280823
Wut?

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>>53280996

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>tfw no qt asean gf to spend CNY with

>>53280933
no,you'll attract the sex tourists

>>53280933
wow that is a tiny bowl
or a giant loli

Why are aseans so sexually charged towards whites?

Do they want the BWC?

Negara apa yang tiada seorang pun rakyatnya yang akan mempertahankan tanah air sekiranya mereka diserang?

Jawapannya Iceland sebab mereka akan mempertahankan tanah ais hahahaha

Ok lah dah ngantuk. Nak tidur. Babai.

>>53281425
money

>>53281482
Iceland BTFO

>>53281482
Malaysia boleh

>>53281511
idk these two flip girls have been messaging me on interpals for a while and they know I'm a poorfag

>>53281873
poorfags here think that all westeners are loaded

/asean/ post porn plis I wanna fap.

>>53281482
>>53281618
what
is google translate not doing a good job or is it sick bantz?

>>53282073
Dont mind them, just some lame malay joke.
Too stupid Im lazy to translate it.

>>53282073
some sort of pun I guess

putangina

goodnight,ily SEA except tagalogs

Can greenland join ASEAN?

>>53283647
white, right? of course you can welcome, welcome! :)

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Guess who is going to get pounded by Aquino cock and will be the new first lady? :^)

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>>53274393
uploading nudes of your partner or others without their permission just got recently got criminalised

>>53285629
I want to be Aquino when I grow up

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All the women that President Aquino has fugged or dated
>Korina Sanchez
>Maricel Morales
>Barbara Milano
>Bernadette Sembrano
>Shalani Soledad
>Barbie Palagos
>Liz Uy
>Len Lopez
>Bunny Calica
>Grace Lee
>Pia Wurtzbach
>Maria Ozawa

>>53286621
>>Maria Ozawa
lol

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>>53286803
you got a problem with that?

>>53287204
I don't believe you

>>53287581
She asked for it because President Aquino is just so irresistible, I bet they dated and fugged plus who wouldn't want to fugg Maria Ozawa? :D

>plays vidya game
>a bachelor
>fuggs and dates models
>super rich and powerful
>dates and fuggs anyone he wants
>most powerful and respected man in the country
Best President, I want to be like him.
http://news.abs-cbn.com/lifestyle/06/23/15/she-one-maria-ozawa-open-dating-pnoy

>>53287742
Will Aquino make the Philippines great again?

>>53287818
No, he'll make America great again

>>53287818
He can't anymore he's stepping down this year, you can only have one term as President in Philippines.

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Oh my love <3

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>>53288797
She's a qt...

what is everyone doing this Friday night? :)

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>>53289209
Why thank (You)

Yerin is truly the best Gfriend.

>what is everyone doing this Friday night?
Stuck in my room shitposting ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28u4ItL02Fo
whats wrong with islam lads,

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>>53290088
don't worry, I'm in my room again. My roomates are watching a film together in their room

>>53290183
they read the quran too much

>>53290265
Join in the orgy :^)

>TFW my whole night is ruined by fucking MTV's SJW vid.

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>yfw Jollibee's full name is Jollibee E. Rodriguez

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>>53290794
O-orgy? I-I'm going to have to ask my priest if that's okay..

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>>53291266
Do anal to prevent virginity from being taken if they are female which I assume to be in this case.

Trust me, I was in seminary for a while once ;)

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>>53291690
I-Is that why priests always do anal? T-the bible did not say anything about anal penetration before marriage :o

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>>53292054
Oh...in seminaries, anal is reserved for the bishop and shotas.

Before being formally ordained, one must have anal sex with the bishop. The bishop thrusts his rod into the anus of the one being ordained.

The Bible says anal sex is ok since it doesn't take away virginity.

In Anglican seminaries, there are cases of trans priests doing anal with the freshmen. Pretty scary stuff which is why I am Catholic.

>be me
>be living in city which has one of the UK's primary naval bases
>home to 6 destroyers, 6 frigates, 8 mine countermeasures vessels, 7 patrol ships and the HMS Victory
>tfw never visited
I'm going to visit them this week and post pictures, if they let me take pictures with the Type 45 Destroyers.

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>>53292297
>which is why I am Catholic
LIAR, we all know you're Orthodox, Vlad.

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>>53292464
That was several years ago when I was still Catholic.

I converted to Orthodoxy because I heard priests get to do anal with qt deaconesses and nuns. I cannot miss out on this

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>>53292532
l-lewd! I-I wouldn't mind having a harem of anal nuns though...

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>>53292781
Me too. I promise you can join in if you convert to Orthodoxy.

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>>53292969
I smell something fishy here

>>53293170
Nothing fishy here. It's just that gaijin cannot partake in this sacred union.

If you don't become Orthodox, you can't even get the average laity qt3.14 grill. You can ask one here,

https://ask.fm/Simply_Orthodox

sugeng enjang

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>/asean/ integration

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>Malyasia wants more cooperation with Philippines
Oh my, my body is ready :3

>>53288244
How long are the terms?

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>>53295606
I'm happy to hear this.

Malaysia x Philippines is the only OTP

Sudah sudah la tu

>>53287742
Tfw faceless bald man getting grills also applies in real life

Sugeng enjing

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>>53295903
oh my

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>>53297358
/asean/ integration

Truly Asia and the most powerful race is a recipe for godhood.

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Good morning. What do we have here?

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>>53297955
darjeeling tea, darling.

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>>53297503
you want to have k-kids?

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>>53298113
>>53297503
make family

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>>53298069
She can make a better tea from herself.

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>>53298251

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>>53298113
Is it wrong?

We need to usher in a dawn of a new age

>>53298187
We will for the future of the master race

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>>53298350

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>>53298358
no,but other may think so

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>>53298706
It's ok. We are married :3

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My finger hurts.

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>>53299129
let me help you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhbS4-W-hpg

Assalamu'alaykum. Good morning.

Selamat pagi
Magandang umaga

>>53292338
Do please.
Daily reminder that the Bong RN is the second most powerful navy in the world

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>>53299217
The device stopped working so I had to use my fingers.

>>53299278
Morning.

What did you have for breakfast, /asean/?

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>>53299349
The usual drug

>>53299514
who is this semen demon

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>>53299334

>>53299349
two slices of bread

>>53299514
What is your kind of drug?
>>53299808
That's bland as fuck.

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>>53300344
(You)

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>>53299743
sakurahime, is it raining in Croydon right now? It's raining hard in Portsmouth... :3

>>53299349
A bucket of tears

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>>53300830
I dunno, I live in LGBrighTon where it's raining gays and lesbeans everyday

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>>53300830
>>53301016
you should both meet up and have homo sexings tbqh

>>53298919
can it be a private one?
I'm too embarrassed desu

niggas...

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>>53301085
We already did, I picked her up in London when she came back from Malaysia. I taught her how to ride a bike :)

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>>53301222

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>take pic
>find out I'm not photogenic
>take a second look
>mfw I look like a hairless doge

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>>53301296
Can confirm, we did this last September.

>>53301180
Yes :)

This will be our special secret that only you and me know <3

Waaaaaiii playing RSI-simulator games is fun! I can't wait to see both of my hands get wrecked.

>>53301835
can I hold your hand in public?
what will they think?

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>>53302047
>implying you need to use both of your hands

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Saya ibu membuat perkedel m8s

>>53302322
ano?

>>53302322
ano po?

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>>53302226
Yes :3

All they will see is two beautiful persons in love with each other

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>2:26 am
>about to go to sleep
>fire alarm goes off
>it's been raining outside
>wearing my pyjamas
>my pyjamas are longer than my legs
>pyjama gets wet
>now I'm only wearing panties to sleep
reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>53301449
Post pic

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>>53302322
ano ho?

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>>53302322
kuya nagsasalita po ba kayo ng jejemon?

>>53302838
Look at what you done.

I can't sleep anymore. I can only think about your soft thighs and pantsu.

reeeeeeeeee

>>53302748
are you sleepy?
see you in your dreams desu :3

>>53302838
Want to cuddle again?

You'll catch a cold if you're dripping wet

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>>53303119
Yes.

Good night sweetie pie :)

U'll always be the Queen in my mind palace

>>53302860
No

I don't want to post it on a Moroccan shooting range.

>>53302992

I do not know how to speak surfing m8

what's for tanghalian?

>>53303516

Gardenia bread+Hamon

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pantsu
pantsu
pantsu
pantsu
pantsu
pantsu

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>>53304067
pantsu
pantsu
pantsu
pantsu
pantsu
pantsu

>>53302238

I bet you think MOBAs, CS:kek and fighting games classify as RSI-simulators.

post porn

http://exhentai.org/g/853401/d2c34af2d5/
http://exhentai.org/g/853399/5da3098b64/

>>53304149
It's wet

Mind if I pull that down?

>>53304067
rare elf

test

>>53302322
Perkedel is god tier food I believe f.am.

You should be proud to have ibu like her ;)

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>>53304542
boys are weak

>>53287204
Former adult film star Maria Ozawa said that she is open to dating President Noynoy Aquino. In an interview with Push.com.ph, the Japanese star enthusiastically responded that she would love to date PNoy saying, "Of course I'm so open. I'm so free, I would love to!"

Asked if she wants to be a first lady, she said, "That will be so dream come true, anytime." Maria has not met the President yet but she said that she is very interested to meet him. "Of course anytime," she said. The Japanese star is currently single.

Robin Padilla's newest leading lady also shared that she is planning to settle down anytime soon and have kids. "Yes I do [plan to marry]. I'm going to turn 30 next year, so before I turn 35, maybe I'll marry and have kids." She said that she would love to date a Filipino. "I love to date someone here so I can stay."

On the top qualities that she admires the most in a guy, she said, "They have to be muscular, with sexy cute face and of course a gentleman."

wow f.am, you have next president who date with a pronstar

>>53305034
If you married Maria Ozawa would you share her to the rest of us here anon?

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Has anyone solved Ozawa's mileage with pic related?

>tfw my internet is always shit on weekdays but not on weekends

Are they sending me some kind of message here?

>>53305556
stop being a neet indog

M A H A L
A
H
A
L

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too much anime here

DOOOOOOOOOOOVAAAAAAAAAAAHKOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
KOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

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>>53306546

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>>53306598

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>>53306629

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>>53306667

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>>53306711

>>53299349
Martabak and jambi coffee.

Fuck, life is good.

>>53299349
Pulut kuning and gulai ayam

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>>53306755

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>>53306973

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>>53307067

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>>53304542

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>>53307156

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>>53307458

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>>53307730

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>>53307799

>>53307799
So how many of these have benis?

My hands keep fighting with each other ;____:

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>>53308010
>>53308014
unfortunately no benis

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>>53308055
I can hold one of them for you

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>>53308093

>>53308109
*blush*
y-yes @.@

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>>53308221

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>>53308161

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Hey lads, how's your night(s) going?

Cool it with the gay shit phâm

>>53308415
lonely jerking off to erp ITT

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>>53308385

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>>53308569

squidballs>fishballs=kikyam>>>kwik-kwik

>>53308793
squidballs>fishballs>quail eggs=kikyam>>>kwik-kwik

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>>53308793
>kwik-kwik

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>>53308793
>>53308817
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokneneng
>...while kwek kwek is made with quail eggs or "itlog ng pugo".
>bisaya education

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who are this girls?

>>53309092
admit that your're underaged and I will tell you.
The rightmost person is not a girl, I think that's Rodfil.

>>53309203
name the qt in white standing up pls

>>53309239
>admit that your're underaged and I will tell you.

>>53309292
>not seeing the different flags
Should have gone to specsavers fa͏m

>>53308877
>>53308989
rude desu

>>53308326
Th-that. Just. Made. My. Day

>>53309292
I admit it, your're underaged. Now fuck off.

>>53309092
>>53309239
since it's the feast of black Jesus, here it is.
L -> R
???
Rufa Mae Quinto (standing up)
Solenn Heusaff
Carla Abellana
Rodfil Obeso

I just tried schlicking off and it was nice.
I started doing it every night. My hands absolutely love the job. I have two hands so they were forced to take turns each night.
It was working great until my left hand injured itself by spilling hot chai.
So my right hand had to take over for a week.

The problem arose when the left hand demanded make-up time for when he was out. I could not do that for it would not be fair to the right hand who managed to stay healthy all this time. My left hand uninvited the right hand to his sleepover, and now my hands hate each other. They always fight. I tried having them do it two at the same time, but they were fighting for space, with the right hand always winning(not a surprise with all the essays he got to write and get experienced), and I discontinued the idea. I talked to my right hand about making fun of left hand's illiteracy, but the talk did little. It gets so bad at times, I woke up once to see both hands engage in a full-out thumb war. ._. >.<;

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>>53309336
thanks for livening up my day,mona

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>>53309325

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>>53309459
whoa

>>53308817
>no chickenballs

Smh Tbh faM your list is incomplete

still, chickenballs>kikyam>squidballs>fishballs>kwek-kwek

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>>53308701

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>>53310040

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>>53310136

>>53310136
Now, post your country's sex bomb, mate

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>>53310421
>>53310487
no

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>>53310587

>>53279731
Fuck no
Tangina Tagalog na lng para masaya diba mga brad?

>>53286621
>Implying those chick aren't only there for power play ala Hillary to Bill

Nobody really thinks Panot is a pussy eating lad
Panot is the Jeb of the Aquinos

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>>53310672

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>>53310844

>>53302860
>doge
I could pull it off with face paint

What do you guys Filipino celebrities? Who would you fuck if given the chance? Post pic and share.

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>>53310976

>>53311244
Quite unsure as of now

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>>53311247

>>53311244
>What do you guys Filipino celebrities?

What do you mean?

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>>53311244
>you will never fuck James Reid in the ass

>>53311427
>Norkek
>into guys

Did you break up with your gf already?

>>53311427
>>53311443
No, I'd seriously do it, no homo man though sa totoo lang pamilya

>>53311420
What do you guys think of Filipino celebrities? Good influence to Filipinos or not?

>>53311427
Is he half white/half flip? Would he be an Elliot Rodger or something else?

>>53311533
He's half flip-halg aussie

But contrary to supreme gentleman, he stay in Philippines, and use those halfie genetics as an advantage

Girls worship him here apparently
I'm pretty certain if Elliott lived in Malaysia, he'd get laid a few times atleast

>>53311483
>fucking guys
>at all

That's gay, man.

>>53311533
>Good influence to Filipinos or not?

It's not about being influential, it's about getting the message across and seeing how far the masses will take it.

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>>53311403

>>53311634
What do the Filipinos think of Maria Ozawa? She had a film in the Philippines. Does everyone know of her past?