/asean/- Nobody is sleeping tonight edition

Adieu

Still not a player but you're still a hater

Don't be too flip centric they can't relate

WE WUZ ASIAN TIGER

PERTAGAN MAKSSUUUUUU!!

kontol

>Friday
>See Trannies inside your village

What do?

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>>53266868
Pray u won't get STDs

>>53266658
literally who?

>>53266957
The one alcohol keeps killing 99.9% of the time.

>>53266735
What's the game about now?

>>53266913
you only get STD when you put it in the ass right, but not his boipussy

>>53267022
oh.

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>tfw you will never live in Makati

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>>53267140
Putting it in boipucci also gib u STDs. As long as there's an exchange of fluids, if one of you have an STD, the other will get it too

>>53267193
I wish makati would just take over Paranque and Las Pinas

>>53267049
Are you talking about the adventures of Norkek?

>>53267206
> if one of you have an STD, the other will get it too
So what's the origin of STD?

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>>53267305
What is the origin of virus and disease?

>>53267193
What so good living in there full of buildings, traffic and expensive land?

Only if you work there would you want to live there to bee honest familia

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>>53267282
you know what to do

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>>53267193
I lived in Makati for one month.

Boy, I was so glad to be home and I will never go back there again.

>>53267428
>>53267356
Its okay you don't have to be ashmed if you're poor, prenteding can be tiresome

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Nth for Beni's Falafel

>>53267428
Taguig sa totoo lang

>>53267287
No, the other one.

>>53267585
enjoy getting cucked by the big one earthquake taguig fag

>>53267556
I hope they're doing well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUPH5OhXC1A

>>53267599
What other one?

Cuck senpai

>>53267650
bule out

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>>53267509
>poor

>>53267618
The misadventures of Norkekistan©

>>53267287
That game is about the constant fear I face everyday from being stabbity stabbed by flip shitposters in public

>2016
>still worshipping a baby nigger

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>>53267509
Look at this proud citizen of Makati

Why cant you guys work and get yourself rich just like him as he also pay proper taxes.

I expect your support this election lad.

>>53267718
Monica, ain't you got a queue to attend to?

WITH AQUINOOS YOU LOSE

>>53267789
Binay? More liek Benayys XDXDXDDDDD
XDD8=====DDDDD

>>53267193
Makati is only great if you live in Dasma or Forbes. Dasma is for Lees, Hongs and Tans while Forbes are for old rich like Ayalas, Sys, Binays and a small section of street there where American diplomats live and no one else are allowed in that street, they have guards/cameras/shit.

>Bangkal, Pio, Poblacion, Urdaneta, Cembo, Rembo, Guadalupe, Northside, Southside, Comembo, etc.
Dogshit squatters area

>Bel-Air, San Lorenzo, San Antonio
Polluted dogshit, Bel-Air is literally Paranormal Activity: The Subdivision

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Tfw Philippines will soon be the last bastion of Christianity.

Can the most powerful race defend the religion?

Wew, bought 16 gold bars lads.

>>53267958
you cannot resist Islam brother, Islam will be the one to unite this world

>>53267977
>WW3 is about to happen
>Considering gold

should I convert it to property or gold?
Also where do you keep it, bank or safe?

>>53267958
>not voting for Emperor Trump

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>>53267958
We'll destroy the new cult of Feminism in the next great crusade.

Hey guys i have a question: How come Indonesia and Malaysia, which are muslim (right?) don't make troubles to Philippines, which are catholic?

>>53267958
Crucify Vice Ganda

>>53268054
>don't make troubles to Philippines
lel
these two support muslim separatists in our southern islands

>>53268024
My uncles are staying there illegally and my faggot cousin who married a white american is voting for democrats even though he dislikes hillary and considers bernie a joke

Tfw we agreed that Webb is the only good pick in their side.

>>53268054
because they are the strongest race, we do not want any casualties

>>53267958
>rampant homosexuality, hedonism, pedophilia
>defends it as cultural
>still claiming it to be a Christian nation

>>53268097
>Filipino
>Democrat

Disgusting

>>53268085
It was because you guys want to claim Sabah. Look at Thailand, they be good boy, we dindu nuffin to them.

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>>53268054
They're too powerful.

just watched memories of murder
i have watched this movie several times but the ending always gives me chills
my favourite movie definitely

KONTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

>>53268123
hi /pol/goso

>>53268144
My favourite movie of all time is L'Ascension Du Chevalier Noir.

>>53268054
Lad
Our southernest closest islands to m'laysia and indopoonesia is a fucking warzone

>>53268054
asean people are generally peaceful, we hate conflict especially with our family so we try to settle disputes in peaceful manner, we respect each other and help each other, we strive for good together

>>53268191
>old hag liar who got people killed
>literal communist

>>53268085

How strong is that movement?

>>53268107
>>53268142

Is this true? I don't know the strength of nations over there

Do people visit neighboring countries often or do they stick to home country?

>>53268151
nice gan

makan kontol wkwkkwkwkwkwkkwkw

>>53268144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4seDVfgwOg

>>53268254
>Do people visit neighboring countries often or do they stick to home country?
Everyone in SEA seems to want to live here ;_;

>>53268224
>we hate conflict
>coming from a country who killed chinks as a national sport

>>53268254
Yes malays and indons visit ph
You can look them up on most wanted terrorists in philippines

>>53268297
Why is that so? Opportunity for work?

>>53268297
Why would Asians not want to live in a truly Asian country?

>>53268254
>doubting ebin memes

>>53268301
it's not a conflict if they're not resisting desu

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>>53268301
>>coming from a country who killed chinks as a national sport

>>53268336
Yes, they become maids, security guards, factory and construction workers etc etc

Who's gonna praise black jesus tommorow at quiapo?

>>53268301
Just as you said, it was a national sport event, totally not a conflict

>>53268022
Property to make money, gold for savings.

And of course there is always the option to convert it to hired guns for the upcoming WW3 and proclaim yourself as a local warlord.

>>53268224
>[taqqiya intensifies]

>>53268295
i know nothing about cinematography or whatever it is but that video is cool
and wew

>>53268323
To be honest Malaysia has been harboring high-profile terrorists as of late.

How they lived in Malaysia for 8 years without their own government discovering their presence until America stepped in is pretty serious.

>be an international terrorist
>live in Malaysia for almost a decade
>get fat

>>53268301
>implying that chink killing is bad
There is nuffin wrong in controling the population of stray animals.

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>>53268380
black people ofc

>>53268380
You guys are ok
Dont go to quirino granstand tommorow

>>53268301
>implying killing chinks is not an entertainment

>>53267958
Great. As long as you leave Cebu out of your stupidity.

>>53268301
t. Lu Bu

>>53268399
ah so its always property first

Thanks anon

>>53268301
t. Jose Antonio Chan

>>53268432
>this guy get it
you're okay, don't go to binay at 31st March

Here's a stupid question: Do people in Philippines give their children the same names as other Asian people (Chin Chong Chu) or are they like their Catholic comrades, giving names like Nicholas or Elisabeth?

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Whats wrong with mrt today
I had to take bus

Di mana ya tempat beli hard disk internal 2TB di daerah Jakarta Timur?

>>53268559
every male is named rizal

>>53268559
Catholic names
>eg. Alberto Barabosa
Spaghetti 69 Dela Cruz

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>>53268577
I dunno lol

>>53268589
Cijantung. Jl. Pondok Baru 7 RT 012 RW 011 No.27, Kelurahan Cijantung, Kecamatan Pasar Rebo, Kota Jakarta Timur.

>>53268559
Yea we have anglo and cucktholic names
Never met someone with chink firstname
But chink surnames are common

>>53268559
They have Spanish names.

>>53268654
>literally has a wife's son

>>53268559
they named it xXxWingsOfChainedxXx

>>53268680
Wasnt it a daughter

>>53268660
Nice meme gan :) wkwkwkwkkwkwk

>>53268680
>>53268704
Mar's son was from beauty queen Maricar Zaldarriaga

Korina has a daughter from someone who fucked her.

He's still a cuck 2bh

>>53268596
>>53268631
>>53268674
>>53268679

Thanks guys, this is a pretty helpful thread, you guys seem pretty open to strangers that stumble upon your threads

>>53268559
I know dumb fucks who named their child Davion and Rylai

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>Niña Alvia
>ñ

Is she Spanish rape baby? I only want pure Malay for my waifu

>>53267669
>>53267789
I don't even border makati.
Your jealousy is so embarrassing.
>>53267819
Norcuck confirmed for being convinced by Facebook retards.

>>53268749
>not naming your son best male hero Magina and best girl hero Lyralei

>>53268741
There are no strangers if everyone is anonymous.

>>53268788
t. North Caloocuck

>>53268717
cendolnya dong gan
butuh yang seger-seger nih

>>53268768
35%of flips are spanish rape babbys.

>>53268840
Taga south tbqh

>>53268674
>>53268679

Also, as i understand, you were a colony of Spain, how come Spain didn't colonize other islands/countries like Indonesia, why only Philippines (are there any other catholic spain ex-colonies over there)?

What do people in Philipines feel about Spain?

>>53267718
Its our loli culture, respect it

>>53268559
Around here, it's common to have names related to their parents. If the mother is named "Nicole" and the father is named "Frederico" the son's name would be "Rico" or "Nico" and the girl's name would be "Cole" or "Deri". Weird isn't?

>>53268741
Whities are welcome anytime :)

>>53268911
So where did your name jb wilson came from? Your Dad?

>>53267667
No

>>53268736
Wait, korrina already had two daughters before they got married?

Then thats not cuck, only during the marriage

>>53268898
Britcucks already had them and stripped out resources
You dont want useless jungle monkeys like indo ans malays

>>53269011
Or before they dated?

>>53268898
From what I remember from my history class, Indonesia was colonized once by Portuguese (albeit not all of Nusantara) and that was the same time when Spanish landed in Philippines, so they (Portuguese and Spanish) kinda had an agreement not to invade each others turf or something

>>53269035
Good post

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>>53268911
Spain wasn't exactly a strong kebab remover.

>What do people in Philippines feel about Spain
indifferent

>>53268559
Only Legit Chinese flips have two names their chinese ones and the westernized ones.

I don't know now it legally works out for them

>>53268858
cendol sent. cek kulkas gan wkwkwkwkwkwk

>>53269146
meant to quote
>>53268898

>>53269035
>>53269097

When did you guys receive your religions, what was the religion before islam and christianity over there?

>>53269146
Spain was a huge cuck. When Cebuanos didn't agree on being colonized, they moved to Manila. Next was the Moros, they never succeeded on invading even a small patch of land in Cebu. I am always thankful to my ancestors for this.

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>>53269204
Paganism and some form of Animism. You can still find traces of them in current beliefs and religions. Malays have bomohs for example.

Now the earth will soon be under the banner of Islam

What's your favorite Nasheed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNNXIiYwAXA

>>53269204
INC is our first religion
N
C

>>53269273
i guess it was islam that got there first and after that christianity with colonialism?

>>53269246
What? yes they did, the colonization didnt end with Magellan, Miguel Lopez de legazpi raised hell here I forgot the name of the datu that did try but failed to opposse them
We were the first ones to be converted along with Bohol and Leyte, they moved first to Panay since it was a more prosperous kingdom and got into the chink trade in Manila.

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>>53269326
Iglesia Ni Cuck

>>53269326
Feels good that INC is stocking rifles for the great cleansing

>>53269304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjfF91T35k

>>53269204
Buddha, Hindu.
When the Dutch arrived here they kinda open Indonesian trade route so a lot of arab merchants came here to trade and spread Islam

>>53269373
Yes, at least with places like Malaysia and Indonesia. Philipines only got Islamized in the South if I recall correctly. When the Spainairds came, they Christianized the rest. Can't be too sure about this as I'm Malaysia Truly Asia

>>53269476
>>53269459

Alright, this was indeed informative, i don't know much about this region of the world, it's amazing to talk to people from there and actually use /int/ the way it's meant to be used

Cheers mateys

>>53269304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVYsqnqYQ50

>>53269538
Kebab removers are always welcum

>>53269409
It was 100 years later that Cebu became fully colonized to follow the fate of the rest of the colonized islands.

>>53269538
Anyone is welcomed into our Safe Space

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Spain? Quite familiar but meh..

>>53269304
https://youtu.be/BculWxBvWmE

>>53269304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo

>>53268768
I doubt it,even chinese have western names but that doesn't mean they are half white plus all the spanish left after the revolt

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>>53269770
Ya jundul safawiyyah! Antum kilaab, khanaazir wa najeesa!

ALLAHU AKBAR

>>53269680
Yes colonizaiton takes time but subjected non the less, Legazpi and Du Goitti followed after Magellan.

Allegedly Rahaja Tupas was abandoned by his men and allies like Sikatuna. so he had no choice but to surrender.


Is this somekind of new meme where we revise history and say we were never conquered?

>>53269743
>The eight rays represent the first 8 provinces that rose up in revolt against Spain: Manila, Bulacan, Pampanga, Nueva Ecija, Tarlac, Laguna, Batangas, & Cavite.
I dont see Fagiou in here

>>53269743
Abra begs to differ

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>>53269476

>>53269204
some sort of bootleg hinduism but animism long before that
they're still around

>>53270008
To whom would they revolt in the first place?

>>53270008
Tbf the revolution took place where the seat of power was located.
They had more access for action.

>>53269980
>Is this somekind of new meme where we revise history and say we were never conquered?
>revise
I can tell you're not a Cebuano.

>>53270113
Spics and muricans

Corrupt church and generals.

>>53270028
Wee, Kota Selurong's up north.

>>53270206
*wew

>>53270194
Shit gets auto corrected.

IDC if you don't think so ;P

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>>53261015
>ñ
I have that on my surname :^)

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>>53267206
cut your nails reeeeeee

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>>53270321

>>53270241
Spain did conquer us in some way, but Islam never did. In fact, while the islands on the south were being conquered by Islam, our Rajahnate used scorched earth tactics to repel Muslims.

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>>53268054
It is a warzone in southern Philippines because Malaysia used to support seperatists movements.

In Malaysia though they have the Kiram family (a Filipino Muslim family) trying to reclaim their title as Sultan of Sabah, a Malaysian province. Also, you get Papuans and Aceh seperatist in Indonesia. South East Asia is too irrelevant to be noticed as warzone, which is a good thing because we can still attract investors and sex tourists, plus we also won't be a target for NATO intervention :)

>>53270438
isn't lapu lapu supposed to be Muslim
Form Tausug tribes in borneo

>>53268301
t. Lim

>>53268297
Malaysia truly Asia

>>53270438
come back to the empire please. i love philippine traps

>>53268559
Native, Spanish, Islamic, English and Chinese names are used.

>>53270558
what about the rest of the colonies?

>>53268768
>>53268875
I don't mind tbhwy

>>53268898
I like Spain tbhwy and would like their monarch to become Philippine's head of state

>>53270558
Go back to work jose

>>53270621
sudacas are shit. asians are cool. i only love you.
>>53270634
>spain
>work

>>53270558
Only if Princess of Asturias become head of state of Philippines

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>>53267556
Haha benis :DDDDD

>>53270429
>dat yerrow fingernail

>>53270438
>in some way.
Why are we trying this hard?

You know why because despite the scorched burn tactics.
Allowing ourselves to be conquered by Spain help in repelling Muslims further.

The muslims we dealth with were raiders and pirates.

>>53270752
That's because I have cancer. How could you be so mean ;_;

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it's going to happen

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>decide to do something good
>set wifi password as name of wifi
>pretty okay for a couple of days
>noticeable slowdown of internet a few days later
>notice some neigbors sitting at the gutter in front of my house
>one even has an extension cord running from their house
>saw one momentarily open utorrent

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>>53270855
I'm sorry I didn't know... I thought it was because you smoke...

>>53270855
no, you're the cancer

>>53270899
There's a simple solution, get an aggressive dog. I bet they'll think twice sitting outside your house. Second, build metal gate and change password every week.

>>53268254
Not really strong. A former president went full commando on them and they got rektd pretty bad.

Too bad all his friends turned against him when shit hit the fan about corruption charges tho.

Current president is a soft cunt that supports muslim autonomy

>>53270899
but isn't this what you wanted?

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>>53268301
Killing chinks is an /asean/ pasttime

>>53268097
My engineer grand uncle and my doctor aunts are voting for God Emperor Trump
Honorary Americans making America great again
Get fucked slum scum illegal fuck

MAGA
A
G
A

>>53270899
change password to cuck

nobody will know

>>53271045
change password to "putang ina mo, bumili ka ng internet mo yawa ka freeloader".

>>53268254
They can't do anything really significant because of this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilaga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Rq7stLs8U

Daughter or son?

I think you'll have more emotional bonding with daughter but raising them up sure ain't easy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqN4dTHr4Ss

>>53268208
LES BAINES?!?!

Best scene desu

>>53270899
>the only time people want to go near you
why you ain't happy?

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>>53270916
Oh.....I did smoke shisha once....

>>53270754
>Allowing ourselves to be conquered by Spain help in repelling Muslims further.
We never wanted to be conquered because the Rajahnate always wanted a country of their own. The Rajahnate tried to use Spain as a human shield but it backfired and we got conquered instead. Yes, we did embrace the good part of Spain's culture. Cebuanos are not fools unlike the other places in the Philippines. Are you one of those people who believe 100% on what the church says?

>>53270923
I'm serious

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>>53271152

>>53270899
Remove the password and sniff the packets mitm shit and steal them normie facebook shit

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>>53269326

INCucks would be the next jews on the upcoming Great /asean/-chong war

>>53270986
Erap was an embarrassment.

He should still be in jail and his assets should be distributed.

>a daily reminder that INCucks supported the Marcos regime
>a daily reminder that they tricked their supporters into attending Marcos' inauguration 1986
>they promised food and P500, but when Marcos fell the INCuck leaders only gave their supporters P250 no food, no transport and just disappeared without a word.

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>>53271201

test

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>>53271381

>>53270558
Si señor
I have Spanish blood myself so automatic rise from Top 20% to Top 1%

>>53271343
INC members are mostly shitty tier desu.

Have yet to see a humble one.

True, they are meek when on their lonesome but boy, do they act like a pack of feral monkeys in groups

>>53270558
Thanks for the better-than-average genes, papa.

>>53271186
We were already a country or kingdom on our own Before Spain came
My bad on saying we allowed oursleves to be conquered but there where alit if leaders who surrender and made blood compact with spain because we were getting wrecked my Muslims.
We can't deny we got cucked by them
How is the church involved in this another conspiracy?

idk people here can be aggressively ignorant religious and dumb.

>>53271535
Aren't INCucks...heretics? They don't even believe that Jesus is God

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>>53271455
hi butu-anon

>>53271592
alot of leaders who surrendered *

Fuck
Why anime

No
Stop
Pls

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>Dagashi finally aired
>Nobody posting anime Dagashi reaction faces

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how about Liza?

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>>53271637
At least other religions respect members of another religion at a certain degree.

Us catholics are taught that whatever your religion is, as long as you're a good person then you're okay on God's book.

Muslims see good non-believers as "people of the book".

INC however, traches that only their members get salvation. Some of their teachings are downright stupid too. Good luck turning your churches into spaceships when Judgement Day comes.

It's not even fair when some liken them as flip mormons. At least mormons are nicer

>>53271592
That's was their tactic
Spain:
>hey Phil how do you want your moros
Phil:
>fuck their shit up pham.
Spain:
>say no more
Phil:
>thanks, so when are you going to leave.
Spain:
>try and make me

>>53271840
Have you ever heard of Calvinism or seen Evangelicals before? They are on the same page with the INCuck that only members of their group whom God handlicked would be saved. Leave and they will say that God never chose u. Now let's burn some crosses outside the INCuck temples

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>all these basic bitches

Any flips can help me how to refund Socialized Housing Tax (SHT) in Quezon city

>It's really shit, getting cucked 10k pesos

Any idea how to refund?

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>>53271962
At least they don't flaunt their stupidity on a daily basis.

I do remember a baptist minister (?) And his son stirring up shit when they posted unsavory remarks about the pope on kikebook tho.

>all this hate on a religion already thousands years old
>build a humongous stadium to prove prowess
>literally jacked up pickup truck/small penis syndrome

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>>53272145
Post this image and tag him. This triggers them

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Walking home lads

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>>53272048
if Rowan Atkinson is a good looking lady, he'll be her.

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>>53272106
explain this Socialized Housing Tax? Why are you having trouble refunding?

>>53272145
>build biggest stadium
>literally nobody gibs a fuck, only used when INC leaders tell you to go there
>still no respect from everyone
>wasted ass loads of money on white elephant project that they have taken from their followers

kek senpai

>>53272106
That much?

I remember paying a little over 1k on my property tax

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>>53272206
>>53272271
>liking a putin puppet

>>53272205
recto killer will meet you at Barangay 923 :^)

>>53272206
pls don't make fun of Natalia.

Also, Rowan Atkinson lives in Somerset same as me. He lives in a village about 30 min away from mine. Apparently he's a moody dick, hates people talking to him.

>>53271637
Yup they're fucking heretics like you Protestant Cuck
At least you're not a money grabbing whore like them
I mean really holy shit those INCucks give money to an essential cult thinking its Gods work ffs

>>53272399
I didn't know Mr Bean's a tsundere

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>>53272353
>liking a womanlet attentionwhore
>>53272399
not making fun tbqh.

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>>53272412
Why would I be Protestant?

>>53272412
>not paying the monthy tithe for a guaranreed seat in their church-cum-spaceship

How come our catholic churches don't do the same?

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>>53272483

>>53272575
nice memek gan

WKWKWK

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>>53272497
I hate how the church today projects a more compassionate face tho. Literally wants every member to be a cuck.

I want to be a part of something glorious. I don't want the future generations to see our generation as one filled with degeneracy and hurt feelings.

Crusades pls.

>>53272575

NICE INPOH GAN

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>>53272515
We already built one anon its Noah Ark 2.0 like the ones on 2012 movie but 5 times larger and was built by the Renaissance artist 300 years ago
We're the first ones to built the spaceship to salvation family

DEUS VULT

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>>53272595

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>typical catholic country poor, 3rd world, loads of children and uneducated
>typical orthodox country poor, corrupt, irrelevant, cucks and only used as political tool
>typical protestant country rich, 1st world, manageable children, educated and powerful

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>>53272653

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>>53272633
This is why I'm also not Catholic.

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>>53272692

>>53272684
I hated that animu. Guy was a fucking Mary Sue.

>>53272684
And what happened to those first world cuntrees now? They are secular, without regard to religion and extremely left wing

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>>53272724

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>>53272763

>>53272753
You get branded as a backwards country bumpkin when you identify yourself as a patriot/nationalist.

Apparently, being liberal and a gommie makes you progressive and cool

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>>53272805

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>>53272753

>>53272736
He looks like a mix between Ozzy Osbourne and Carmen Sandiego

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>>53272833

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>>53272832
This is also why I restrain myself on kikebook. From time to time I would share stuff that critiques SJW-ism and Feminism

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What's up with all the hohol whore posts?

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>>53272911
>>53272960

>Friday night
I'm glad that the normies are gone.

>>53272882
The recipe for the fall of Western Civilization. The cancer is now spreading to us

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Why cant Filipinos be good at basketball online

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>mfw dutdut and his npa bandit friends can't do shit in manila since the army is largely right wing
>any armed takeover by his pinko cronies would spark a civil war
>mfw Palparan will come down from the heavens riding a white horse and behead dutdut

Have you stocked up on ropes to hang commies on lampposts?

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>>53273071

What would you do if you find out that your wife is fugging a European guy and that your children isn't yours? Also, you get all the sex tapes of your wife and her kabit.

>>53272575
>>53272626
>>53272645

Wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
Meme ini adalah terbaik 2016

WEW
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>>53273143
>get all the sex tapes of your wife and her kabit
upload them

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Wut.

>>53273184
Silly indogs cant into english

>>53273143
Convert to Islam, move to Acheh and get her stoned

>>53273184
Where is Andi take it madicine?

Who knows
Was it the local Muslim hospital or did he have enough memek to go to the international hospital across town?

Will we ever know?

>>53272633
>>53272708
Embrace the Old Testament, my friend, if you thirst for disorder. The NT is mostly hippie panegyrics

If you have your purse, your bag, but not a sword, sell them, sell your cloak so you can buy a sword. Kill the Azazel, leave the bones of Amalekites to shine in the moonlight, consecrate Jericho with the blood of the innocent, witness, like Jonah did, the God's wrath upon Nineveh while its people drown in Tigris, wage war against the Gog and Magog...
The God of Old Testament is the God of war, wrath and reestablishment
Be the "Apolyon", the "Abaddon", YHWH's sword on Earth, cleansing heathens and heretics in his name

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, now and forever

>>53273173
>get cucked by a yuro man
>upload vids
>get caught by police
>wife crying on national tv
>get sentenced to 30 years in prison

Worth it.

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>>53273136

>>53273159

>Ini adalah meme terbaik 2016

Begitu yang benar Om bule. wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw

>>53273259
Why would you be sentenced to prison?

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>>53273259
>>53273249
>>53273173
wrong answer! You're supposed to be grateful and fap to the video :^)

>>53268788
10+ peso Junjun!

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>>53273265

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>>53273254
As a qt 3.14 grill, I only want to femdom all the cute bois into submission and consecrate Jericho with their cum

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>>53273460

>>53273254
Not a warmonger per se.

Just getting tired and worried of all this hippie BS the church tries to teach us. These times are not fitting to be meek. If you were a shepherd and a wolf tries to take one of your sheep, do you not protect it?

The church needs to stop pretending that the world will eventually turn into a peaceful land with butterflies and gumdrop flowers if wr pray enough

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>>53273385
No no no!

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>>53273500

>>53273465
Alright, I won't insult you or deny you this opportunity. After all, the Internet is the only way you can express your femininity as a male

>>53273364
We have a law that persecutes anyone that is proven to upload explicit videos online.

They'll pretty much plaster your face on national tv. That's when you kiss your public face goodbye

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>>53273565

>>53273570
But what if I'm indeed real girl IRL?

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>there is a christian/catholic militia right now, beheading every muslim terrorist they capture

I hope they get more public support to be honest

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What are you, /asean/? Is there two of you? Is there one for real life, that façade, that thing that follows all the normie culture and laugh like a typical normie? Is the other one for /asean/? the real you? A qt3.14 innocent and pure 2d school girl.

>>53273631
We don't really object about the your claim as a grill

The q.t part however....

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>>53273647

>>53273701
I'm offended by this cis gendered shitlord

>>53273658
Pretty much how I act online but more milder.

There are times I slip and show my power level tho. 'Specially since I have shitton of "friends" on kikebook that are pinkos

>>53273458
>>53273098
>>53271342
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>>53268680
>>53268654
>>53267789
>>53267387
pol memes are illegal
good luck evading nbi
http://technology.inquirer.net/46159/spreading-foul-election-memes-lead-online-libel-raps

>>53273590
>tfw they will prosecute you in the UK for uploading porn of your partner without consent

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>>53273764
>hates npa
>thinks groups like anakbayan is cancer
>supports dutdut

It's like claiming you're a girl but you have a benis

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>>53273707

>>53273514
You're thinking like a typical Orthodox. That you need to bow to the Pope's example. He is no longer the "bedrock of Catholic faith". He is a publicity stunt. True Catholics practice their faith in the community, not through an old man in robes riding in a custom Mercedes. That said, the current Pope seems like a good man, but definitely not decisive. Catholics do not bow to Pope, pray to him or worship his word. And don't let me start on the "papal infallibility" "bait"... The Catholics you see on the telly are westerners. God damn French whores and South American "commie-christians"

>>53273631
Best if you come to terms with your gender or change it. Pretending to be a girl online only leaves you with a bittersweet aftertaste and confusion. It does you no good in the long run. you will become more and more miserable with your entrapped mind