Desi

>>53260781

I'm sorry you got bullies off this board, Indians. I promise that if you help us with this autistic project we won't make any mean jokes at you.

>>53266983
haha deformities

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>>53266983
>Nagasaki

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>>53266518
>/ /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/:

>>53267194
devanagari, maldivian, urdu, bengali/assamese, gujarati, kanada, malayalam, sinhalese, oriya, punjabi, tamil, telugu, tibetan

>>53266518
>desi/ /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/:
bit insulted my runes aren't up there tbphwyl

>>53267235
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochin_Jews

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>>53267261
cool

>>53267313
Have you met any south asian jew there?

implying this thread will die

>>53269343
No
There are maybe 10,000~ of them here
I didn't even know Chinese or Indian jews existed until /int/

Dead thread

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>>53271021

>>53270015
http://www.littleindia.com/nri/12667-keeping-marathi-alive-in-jerusalem.html

My native language is Marathi. Old men of my family told me that they were friends with marathi jews who then moved to Israel.

thinking of retiring in India. i like colder weather and would love to own a plot of land (at least 10 acres) which state should i look into, family?

>>53273400
which desi language can you speak?

>>53275117
>desi lang
none

>>53275190
Even 25 degree centigrade is cold enough for me, so I'd think about a good place in western ghats.

>>53275318
thanks, la

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>>53275318
>Munnar

is the thread ded

>>53278345
yes

>>53278345
its the posts like these that revives desi lol

>>53278405
>muh desi people

>>53278618
lol I did not get it the first time

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>>53266518
Hello bitches,it's been a while. Can anyone give me good pussy eating tips

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>>53266518
Bumping with brown qts

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>>53280069
Tfw no ne qt in your life

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>>53280181
We should just nuke Kashmir and spend all the money on North East

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>>53280266

>>53280181
looks Asian

Too many threads >>53280226

>>53280610
this one is older.

just saw a north Indian dude make fun of a south Indian's accent
is he being ironic or is he lacking self-awareness?
>>53280610
>one thread barely survives
>make another one

>>53281032
southies do have a funnier accent because their languages

>>53281135
every indian accent is funny

>>53281135
I didn't know there was a difference
South Indian languages sound like a bizarre version of Hindi to me desu

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>>53280463
North easterners look Asian. Most of them even have Chinese ancestory. They are also some of the nicest people in this shit hole

>>53281276
>>53281301
I think the reason indian languages sound like they do, is because southies were here before sanskrit people, so they left their funny sounds on sanskrit and its descendants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpqKpWNCdJ0

>>53281382
>ome of the nicest people in this shit hole
most Indians I've met are nice 2bh

>>53281301
Nah bro, each south Indian state has its own language. They have almost nothing in common with Hindi.

Btw I hope you are doing OK, has the blockade been lifted? My uncle told even hospitals are having a hard time finding fuel

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>>53281382
Woops shitty quality

do you guys still get mad at POO2LOO or are you pretty much jaded at this point?
do think it's time for a new meme

>>53281695
Poo from the blue.

Designated shitting skies.

These are the new memes

>>53281515
>They have almost nothing in common with Hindi.
Most of the sounds are similar as far as I can tell

>has the blockade been lifted
No. I know of a few people who live near the Nepal-India border that are making a lot of money selling fuel in the black market. You just buy it from them.

>>53281715
nah that one's gonna fade away

>>53281695
My cousin came back from Dubai. Apparently they confiscate the workers' passports so that they can't easily leave the country. Is this true?

Also apparently it's impossible for muslims to drink and gamble, it would explain why Arabs act like complete degenerates over here rather than in their own country.

Any other NRIs considering going back now that based Modiji is fixing shit?

>>53281898
idk if it's different for muslims in particular but it's easy as fuck to get alcohol in Dubai. anyone can get it.
and yeah it's true. a lot of your employers take away your passport. violation of human rights 2bh

>>53281752
Yeah, my uncle had to buy a cylinder for 1200 bucks apparently and my fucking government can help you guys end it anytime it wants but doesn't give a fuck

>>53281922
Don't. Stay there for atleast 15 years and earn loads of money. Buy land and property here, you'll thank me later

>>53281922
not considering moving back because of modi

might just dick around in india for a couple years regardless, not going to settle there tohugh.
>>53281695
dont care

i mean the actual issue makes me feel sad because its a tragic consequence of poverty and so on, but the whole laughing at how uncivilised indians are doesn't really faze me personally.

>>53282028
Apparently Muslims aren't allowed to buy alcohol because it's haram or something. My cousin knew an Indian guy called "M. A. Sood" and they weren't allowed a licence because they thought "Masood" was a Muslim name.

>>53282112
Why not? It seems like India will be a much better place within the next ten years and I feel like I belong in India, paying tax there not here and helping my true country develop.

Although I guess I can wait 15 years and do the same, I have to wait for about 7 years anyway so may as well

>>53282241
modi is making it more difficult for NRIs to go to india iirc.


also i'm pretty sure if you live in india uniroically you'd get pretty disillusioned with it.

>>53282145
From what I've seen he's trying, and mostly succeeding, in fixing the country as much as he can. His government isn't in power in all the states where these "intolerant" events happen and the corrupt Indian media is being extremely biased against him as he cut their unfair benefits.

INDIANS OF INDIA, DON'T BE SOUR. FEEL THE ENERGY OF THE POO RAY.

>>53282340
dunno pham, no politician is ever that amazing.

i think india is doing breddy gud atm, but always be critical.
>>53282341
reminder not to reply to this american with a proxy. thanks

>>53282296
Seems to want us back http://m.timesofindia.com/india/Opportunities-now-plenty-in-India-Modi-tells-NRIs/articleshow/45816819.cms

YOU WANT TO POO BUT YOU CANT FIND A LOO!
BOO HOO!

>>53282394
Swacch Bharat, Make in India, he's the best India has had so far at least from what I'm seeing over here. Only been in power for 2 years and you can see how much he has improved Gujurat too

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>>53282394

>Don't reply to him
>replies anyway

#INDUMB

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT SWEET
NOW YOU HAVE TO POO ON THE STREET
I HOPE YOU DON'T GET BEAT
FOR POOING IN THE SACRED COWS SEAT.

>>53282442
>>53282494
>uk based modi bhakt

do you get paid to shill for him or something?

Been banging indian girls at ucl for 3 months now, thanks india.

>>53282599
you're welcome

>>53282599
Why? You can do better, only reason we fuck Indian girls is because we don't have a chance with others

WE IZ HINDOOOOODINDOOOO

>>53282940
i concur why? indian girls are the worst

>>53282241
>>53282296
It's not about being disillusioned, the guy lives in UK there is absolutely no reason for him to come back. Everything is better over there except for the weather. India isn't bad if you are upper middle class or richer but UK is UK

>>53283067
Whiney, immature, attached to their families to think independently, majority of them suffer from princess syndrome.

Of course the 2nd and 3rd generation Indians in your cunt are probably like your typical Britisher but average chick over here arnt really all that

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>>53283332
Anyway later lads. Hope everyone has a nice day or a good night's rest depending on where you are.
Indians don't get mauled by toilet witches, Pakis beware of suicide attacks, Bangladeshis watch out beheading squads and Nepalese don't run out of fuel. I dunno what Lankans suffer from, watch out for tsunamis I guess

>>53283332
nah pham they're the same here.
>>53283156
yeah i agree, i would do a year or two there, just to see what all the fuss is about.

but considering to actually move there, and wanting to do so because of Modi, is a bit too strange for me.

>>53283510
>forgetting Bhutan

>>53283510

WAKE UP, ITS 2016 PEOPLE

>>53283566
T.T.

And Bhutan. The only nice guy in this shit hole subcontinent. Maybe Nepal too

>>53283962
>forgetting Maldives

>>53273400
Do you like the hills? If yes, then you should look into buying some land in Himachal.
My personal aim is to earn enough money till I'm in my late 30's, early 40's and buy some land in Mizoram and open a pig farm.

>>53280069
Source pls

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>>53280069

>qt

>tfw qt walks upto me asks me if I'm Indian
>tell her yes, I also know kama sutra
>instatly gives me her number
a man can dream...right?

>>53282241
Im already sorted my family have a house in India. We let my family in India live there.

>>53283332
Very true most indians born in Britain like me. We have alot of freedom and less restrictions. Hell even my dad who was born in Britain dosn't act anything like a indian

>>53288512
any girl that would like you just for your ethnicity is not worth giving attention to 2bh.

>>53290950
hi

Do any of you guys have famous relatives?

>>53293498
my brother was an extra in a really shitty sunny deol film

>>53293498
Yes, I have an aunt who's prominent in Bangladeshi politics and another who was a famous actress in Bangladesh and leader of a Women's rights group. I have an uncle that was also a famous writer.

>>53293881
Which one? Did he get to say any dialogues?

>>53293924
wew, seems like you belong to a very prominent bong family.

One of my cousins married a bollywood actor, so technically he's family now but he's not a blood relative.

>>53294963
yamla pagla deewani 2

no you can just barely see him in it.

i tihnk one of my dad's cousins married into the ambani family but i'm not exactly who or what

>>53294963
Yeah, my family is pretty well connected. My father's family isn't famous but, he has a lot of close friends in the higher ups because of his activism as a student in the 80's.

I have an uncle who was also a prominent leader of the Mutki Bahani

bumping even though i'm off in 30 min

>>53295235
Are you a Ghoti or a Bangal?

>>53295061
>yamla pagla deewani 2
as if one part wasn't enough

>i tihnk one of my dad's cousins married into the ambani family but i'm not exactly who or what
gib monies pls

>>53295155
>because of his activism as a student in the 80's.
Your dad was a student in the 80's? Also what activism?

>>53295280
dumb question but ghoti = native to WB and bangal = from former east pakistan?

in that case both

>>53295294
>Your dad was a student in the 80's? Also what activism?
Yeah, he went to DMC, pretty prestigious in the country.

He was primarily involved in pro-democracy activism against the Ershad regime in Bangladesh. He was also good friends with this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noor_Hossain

>>53295414
Yes

>former East Pakistan
Was someone on that side a refugee during 71 or did they come during partition?

>>53266518
Will India be the next superpower?

>>53295516
great grandparents on my dad's side came over during partition

How do I get a poo in the loo gf?

>>53295805
Have your mouth be her loo

>>53295805
offer your best cow to her father

>>53295883
Do you have a boyfriend? How big was his cow

>>53295805
indian girls are probably the worst subset of women in the world, they embody such terrible qualities i can't see why anyone would ever be attracted to them. Personally I opt for yellow girls and girls of miscellaneous ethnicities.

>>53282940
>>53283332
these two posts are entirely correct

>>53295883
no offense, but you even you know must know this to be true.

>>53295983
yes

a 3000lb belgian blue that he raised himself

>>53296062
nah

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Hey Famuels

>tfw we'll never have a /desi/ meet

why live in my sleep already

>>53295451
>Noor Hossain
>Mujibur Rahman (father)
Is Mujibur a common name in Bangladesh? What about the surname Rahman?

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>>53296117
ok

>tfw just trying to start arguments to keep the thread lively

>>53296201
Why are Indians so funny and weird on social media?

>>53296201
well my dad can beat up your dad

>>53296166
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJRswwsKbqg
Rahman's pretty common too, I have quite a few neighbors with that surname and our two most famous leaders have that surname as well.

>>53296148
>tfw we'll never have a /desi/ meet
I was thinking about meeting up with Delhi Belly in December but I was in Himachal when he arrived in Delhi.

If I post my poo here can I get honest ratings?

uncutfags > cutfags

southies and pseudo southies > northies

diaspora > actual south asians

men >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> women

non-desis > desis

dairy > coconuts

rice > wheat

me > you

indians > b*ngladeshis > p*kistanis

fite me

>>53296222
Indians have a solid sense of humour

>>53296386
>me > you
nah
>indians > b*ngladeshis > p*kistanis
>indians > b*angladeshis
NO
http://blogs.bmj.com/bmj/2014/09/23/jocalyn-clark-why-has-bangladesh-had-such-success-in-improving-sanitation-but-not-neighboring-india/

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>>53296458
You are a funny people
I like

>>53296386

BASED
A
S
E
D

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>>53296537
>Stranger: designated streets

i-i thught it was just a meme :o

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>>53296494
SAARC success is measured in sanitation progress

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>>53296631
>thinking your success means anything if your country has a meme quality to it

Would Indian parents be accepting if you brought hime a white bf/gf?
Indians seem kind of racist desu

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>>53296731
yeah white is generally ok

>mfw my dad brought back a muslim african girl when he was young
>mfw my mum is also not indian so i dont have to deal with any of this dumb stuff

>>53296731
it varies a lot. my parents are accepting of my white bf and i have several bengali friends with non-indian gfs/bfs whose parents are fine with it

but i've also heard of some indian parents getting really upset about it

>>53296858
I think it's because Bongs especially Ghotis are pretty liberal in this sort of thing. I actually know another Bong girl that married a black man but, her family didn't mind.

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>>53296386
>uncutfags > cutfags
Agree

>southies and pseudo southies > northies
Do you count north east as northies?

>diaspora > actual south asians
Gand marao apni

>men >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> women
Fact

>non-desis > desis
Non-desis include habshis and arabs, so false.

>dairy > coconuts
Agree

>rice > wheat
Rajma Chawal zindabad

>me > you
If by me you mean me, then yes. Thanks for acknowledging that.

>indians > b*ngladeshis > p*kistanis
indians > afghans > nepali > lankan > b*ngladeshis > p*kistanis

>>53296222
We are like that only sir.

>>53297046
>Do you count north east as northies?
nah.
>>53297046
>Tfw me and this afghan guy were talking about their cricket team

bro tier people 2bh they love us indians even though we're filthy kuffr :)

>>53296820
>>53296858
Dont think my parents would care at all unless she was black which I'm not attracted to in the first place. I'm also Mestizo so I don't have to worry about muh racial purity :^)

The world is my oyster, but I have autism and spend my time shitposting on an anime imageboard instead of talking to women

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>>53296591
It isn't anon, it isn't.

>>53296731
Depends on parents. More traditional ones would be absolutely against it. More westernized ones ok with it. But how is it racist to prefer your own culture to foreigners in terms of marriage?

>>53297037
My parents would actually not be ok with a black or Muslim guy

Whites and Asians are fine though. and I agree that we tend to be a more liberal group of people

>>53297227
Not really racist. Wrong choice of words I guess

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>>53297154
>Tfw went on a date with a kyrgyz woman the other day
>mfw she starts talking about how indian girls are ugly
>mfw i just agree with her

Larkis on suicide watch lel

>>53297046
what the fuck is your beef (pun intended) against Nepal?

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>>53297259
> ok with white
> not ok with a muslim, even if he's indian

>>53297259
Funny enough, my the guy was Muslim although her family was non-religious Muslims. My parents are fine with my black gf but, want me to marry someone of my own culture.

Reasonable enough I suppose.

>>53297433
whites are aryans just like us :D

>>53297449
>my the guy was Muslim
*the black guy she married was Muslim

>>53297433
>wanting a muslim husband
Maybe if he's relatively secular, but I cant see women wanting to get into that

>>53297520
They're also retarded (like you) enough to consider 'race' more important than culture.

>>53297545
Still
> white is ok
> black is not
even that is stupid. Both are equally foreign cultures.

>>53297640
I can see why Black American gf/bf would be frowned upon desu. Lots of negativity and crime associated with them

>>53297323
>Larkis on suicide watch lel
Don't know why I keked to that

But seriously someone tell me how to get a punjabi gf like the one in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DcskHio-Vc

>tfw she will never speak punjabi gibberish in your ears during the long monsoon nights

>>53297433
their words not mine. also this >>53297545

>>53297449
my parents are fine with marriage to a non Indian too. they care more about if he has an education and proper job than his race

>>53297414
Nepalis are pretty cool 2bh. Also, my bahadur is also a pretty nice and loyal man.

>>53297640
>implying i give a shit about race or culture.

>>53297692
also this. if I brought home a black guy with a medical degree they could be convinced but my parents general perception of black people is ghetto culture

Wait have you actually had conversations with parents over who they'd be okay with you dating?
I just assume no blacks because my parents complain about them all the time and say they're stupid and violent

>>53297879
no because my parents don't care, i think they wouldn't even care if i was gay 2bh

>>53297822
Your post content implied that you did.

>>53298012
it was sarcastic. Also from the perspective of Indian parents who think white is ok but black is inherently a nono

>tfw strict parents stunted my social growth so I turned into an asshole who always speaks his mind and tells people off all the time

JUST

>>53297692
My parents have a pretty positive view of African immigrants though, they don't mind that at least.

>>53298120
Well the US at least usually gets the top-tier/qualified ones so that kinda makes sense
I live in St. Louis so my parents don't see them all that much. Just ghetto ones snd then they see them shooting and rioting on the news

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un88_B1FZbI
Kaale kalute, baingan lute taking over Delhi and Goa.

>>53298120
My extended family are quite fond of africans, because they lived in East Africa and interracted with them alot and gained a positive view of them.

I happened to end up in a flat with blacks from Uganda and Kenya, i told my dad and my uncles and aunties and they were all thinking of swahili things to say to them and insisting i tell them about all the schools they went to and towns they lived in etc.

> tfw thread full of disaspora

>>53298044
And that was clear and obvious?
Any case, I agree with your sentiment.

>>53297879
I think my dad explicitly told me the "no blacks or Muslims" thing

otherwise I also just gauged their preferences from other conversations

>>53298246
>>53298221
I actually lived in Botswana for a bit, my father worked as an AIDS doctor there. So I that has a lot to do with it. Made a lot of money, pretty great life albeit boring but, still.

>>53298109
I like blunt people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j2tTx4SCJ4

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>>53298287
its night time in india, only the desi insomniacs post at these hours

however even during their waking hours only a few pitch up, about 5 indians, 2 (real) pakistanis and 2 nepalis

There are alot of indians, pakistanis and even sri lankans in the /cric/ket threads on /sp/.

>>53298424

If you've seen Jojo's Bizzare Adventure Stardust Crusaders, I am literally Jotaro Kujo: Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour

>>53298451
I miss old /desi/. I guess back to /g/ with me.

>>53298540
n-no stay

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One of you bitches find a bottle of this and try it, can only get it online on my state.

>>53298915
I already have, it's got a pretty unique taste to it. Not like any other Whiskey i've tried before.

>>53299044
Oh shit really? Worth like 15 or 20 bucks? Gettin tired of endless vodka or black label

Big drinker?

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>>53298915
>>53299044
You guys should try Royal Stag

>>53299163
Had a bit of that in bangalore. Mostly stuck to black label or hercules rum in India

>>53299112
If you got people willing to throw down then sure. Not really a huge drinker but, not a small one either.

>>53299163
I'll check it out.

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>tfw been binge drinking and doing lots of drugs over the last month

gunna be a gud boi who dindu nuffin as of next week

>tfw you will never be fluent in Hindi

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DGk1kHO5pg

>>53299232
>>53299340
I was being sarcastic bhenchodo. Just look at that picture.

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>>53299340
So a social drinker then.

Think the P club is worth getting for like 20 bucks?

Mfw been car shopping all day drunk

>>53299680
Yeah and? I expect that kind of thing with desi products. All the food i eat there, booze i drink, etc. I'm sure my jutti were made by blind muslim kids with cancer, etc

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>>53299679
>tfw you will never be fluent in Sanskrit

>>53299714
Sure, why not. If you'e tired of the current drinks you got, it's worth something for uniqueness

>>53299680
I had a feeling you were, got disgusting vibes from that pic

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What music do you guys listen to when drinking sharaab?
I prefer gazhals or ambient.

>>53299679
Not bad. Are you a firangi or desi?

>>53299448
>gunna be a gud boi who dindu nuffin as of next week
Drinking daaru is not bad mere bhai.

>>53300256
i'll probably keep on drinking
its the other naughty things i gotta put on hold.
>music
not desi music

>>53300256
Qawwali and ghazal for sure.
Your aziz mian, ghulam ali, farida khanum.

Bhangra tracks as well. Oldschool jams especially.

>>53300256
Full firangi m8. I wouldn't mind having a Desi wife someday tho.

>41 posters

not bad

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my dinner lads
Rice and dal with mach borta

>>53301275
>bong
>eating fish
What a surprise

>>53301275

Looks like shit and poverty tier desu famborghini

>>53301275
>a drop of dal on a block of rice

why

>>53301387
>>53301391
It's south american rice, that's pretty much why, taste good 2bh, though i still wish i had bismati instead :/

>>53301275
That rice looks weak. Also this >>53301391

>>53266518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K2gZlX1fEw

>tfw you will never be as happy as an indian distracting himself from his daily reality by watching cricket or bollywood

odd feel

>>53295549
Maybe. They have a lot of people. If they started to control the amount of children people had that would be pretty good. Modi is trying to rapidly modernize the place. They're on their way. Give them 50 years.

Damn this is an old thread!

>>53304915
/desi/ is ded. check back tomorrow morning

>>53301275
>mach borta
0/10

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>>53306291
>He doesn't like Smashed fish
pleb

bump lads

>>53307264
nepal

desi is kill

We summon Bengalibro and Bengali American

One of my distant relatives had their marriage conducted by a black african pandit.

>>53308409
Can someone explain this meme?

>>53308521
Alberto Barbosa, is stereotypical Portuguese name

>>53308164
Summoned

>>53307899
fuck off we're not kill

just fuck off everyone

>>53308521
From what I heard, some autistic brit on here used to whine about some portuguese chad and would post photos of him without his name blotted out and his name was Alberto Barbosa. Some Aussie decided it'd be funny to start calling every portuguese poster Alberto Barbosa and it kind of just stuck.

Can anyone confirm? I'm just repeating what I've read.

>>53310027
no u idiot
someone aussie just wrote t.alberto barbosa
in response to a portuguezer trying to defend his country.

>>53309510
For once I thought you were pretending to be bengali grill.

इस धागे की मृत्यु निकट है।

>tfw dad is strict army man
>tfw sexually repressed childhood
>now am gay
wat do? i dont want an unhappy arranged marriage

>>53314410
>now am gay
Were you straight before?

>>53314531
i dont know. my teens were... confused

>>53314590
because of le retarded paki meme of "women are baaad get bad deed for even looking at dem!!!!"

>>53314663
Apke school me ladkiyan ladkon se baat nahi karti thi kya?

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>>53280181
why even live

;_;

>>53314972
>>53280181
these 2 feels 2bh

>>53314972
>>53280181
hand is enough, r-right?

>>53314115
its been near death the entire time
>>53314663
your probably not gay from that, you're probably juts gay.

just avoid getting arranged married and fuck men on the d-low

>>53315025
you live in the uk. should be easier for you to get one

list some good sources to learn about indian history please and thank you

>>53315251
a North East Indian gf?
nah impossible.

could probably get an east asian one though except they all want whites

>>53315090

>promoting degeneracy

Cuckland YES!!

Gaypaki, you should join ISIS and become a suicide bomber

>>53315478
its more degenerate and ruinous to people's lives to be a closet gay with a wife and a family.

>>53314663
8 inch

>>53316316

Thats why he should do the suicide bomber route

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>>53314972
>>53280181
>>53280266
>>53280367
>>53281382
>>53281656
;_;

>>53317196

>liking chinkshit

Why is this allowed?

>>53317476
They look cuter and younger
inb4 pedo

>>53317476
>Le antidegeneracy "stop liking things i dont like" posting

wew

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>>53317476
Calling ne people chinki is punishable by law and can land you in jail.
Please be respectful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyjYGt8yz3E

>>53298109
That's just autism m8

>>53317770
1423

don't they hate proper indian men though :(

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>you will never help them protest about whatever they're protesting about

JDIMSA

>>53317476
This coming from the guy who lives in New China

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>>53317810
>don't they hate proper indian men though
Doesn't everyone?

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>>53317975
real talk

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>>53317855
>whatever they're protesting about
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nido_Taniam_Death_Incident

>>53318056
sure I could get behind that (and then hopefully get behind one of the NE qts (as in have sex from the rear position for example her bent over a table or something))

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>>53318056
Delhi is a shit hole mate. Fuck that city and its residents. It's the worst of the big cities.

>Tfw people would go Tum madrasi ho? Par tum tho itne gorey ho?! (You are a southie?! But you are so fair?!)

Fuck that whole region Sach kahu tho

>>53318122
>be me
>sitting in office
>qt ne coworker comes up to our team room with a pamphlets or a petitions (don't really remember what it was)
>tells us a long story about Nido and how he was murdered and justice needs to be done
>act like a total ass and say out loud "taali ek haath se nahi bajti, there must be another angle to this case"
>get the most disgusted looks from everyone in the room

>>53318420
Lmao. Autism desu mate, happens

>>53318420

>hinglish

JUSt

>>53318420
i used to do this alot in class
>lecturer spewing some nonsense
>all the girls agreeing with him
>pipe up and start refuting the shit he's saying using economic theories and referring to empirical papers i've read
>starting saying stuff like clearly the workers in sweatshops for international companies like apple, think its an improvement on ricefarming or whatever they were doing before those opportunities opened up

>everyone looks at me like i'm a complete dickhead

worth it 2bh, didn't like that module anyway and i still got the best grades in that class.

>>53318489
Atleast I left that office one week after that incident.

>>53318411
Jats, Panjabis and gujjars are the worst man. Mera to roz ka uthna baithna hai in lodo ke sath. I feel like I'm turning in to a obnoxious and blunt asshole.

link irc m8

>>53318637
>>53318411
is mumbai/ are mumbaikars nice?

>>53318638
https://www.rizon.net/chat
and write in ##desi on the channel name

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>>53318629
>starting saying stuff like clearly the workers in sweatshops for international companies like apple, think its an improvement on ricefarming or whatever they were doing before those opportunities opened up

>>53318769

thanks

>>53318731
Mumbai is melting pot. It's filled with people from all parts of the country. They are pretty fun people desu. Atleast New Bombay was when I used to live there as a kid

>>53318731
I like Delhi more than Mumbai, but Mumbaikers are much more better than Delhites.
Also, nightlife is much better in Mumbai, although I'm not to fond of clubs and all.

>>53318794
i actually wrote a short essay on this very article for that class.

my point is that the > 1 dollar they earn in the factory is still more than what they earn at home rolling rotis all day.

>>53318731
How I stereotype-
Mumbaikars- Humble, tolerant, better civic sense, frugal

Delhite- "Rules are for faggots", extravagant

>>53319156
I'll probably tend towards the former then.

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>>53317196
ree take arunachal take aksai

>>53319156
>"Rules are for faggots"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9LdGrxEEas

>>53319293
From my knowledge, northern MP deals so much with unlawful gurjars. Ladai-jhagda and chori chakari is very common.

Southern MP has lesser amount, so they are tamed there.

source- adivasi kisan friend who lives in MP.

thinking of trying to mop up any indians from /cric/ to direct them here, but not sure if that is a good idea.

thoughts?

>>53319721
What is the purpose of desi IRC

Hai, I'm going to Mumbai in may, is it a cool city for an average 22 years old dutch male who is on his own?

>>53319842
ideally if people actually used it, it would be far better than the actual thread because you don't have to wait 60 seconds to post stuff, also its easier to coordinate against shitposting attacks and so on.

but no one uses it.

>>53319978
>going in summer
high temperature+humidity

I don't think it will be cool enough for avg dutchmen

>>53320129
coo, as in fun, but nevertheless thanks

>>53320307
I was very comfortable in mumbai summer. But then I already live in much hotter and humid climate.

>>53319293

>desis mimicking wesyern style le epik street camera faggotry

JUST

>>53320927
yeah i'll agree with you on this

desis emulating western things is straight up cringeworthy.

>>53320927
>>53321058
Fuck off faggots, I keked.

>>53321895
me too
content matters

in logon ko shayad samajh nahi aaya

>>53320927
ok but what is desi style camera faggotry desu

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Is this true?

>>53322100
Yes

>>53322100
those are 2 completely different situations. note how he pulled most of that post out of his ass. marginalizing them will only make them a more cohesive voting block. Like muzzies here i bet 99% will vote democrat after seeing the candidates

>>53322014

Yeah we understood it just fine. Stop mimicking western popular media.

>>53322248

t. Abdul-Salam Inshallah (pbuh) Ul-Huq

>>53322100
I can agree with what he is saying.

>>53322029
melodramatic zooming into people's faces to gauge the reaction of them and add gravity to the situation.

>>53322294
Tujhe nahi samajh aya.

>>53322248
That's because dems are pro appeasement m8. They are counter to national culture, bleeding hearts, welfare giving, pro immigration. Which is exactly what muslims want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-svqUcKu7I

>>53322434

this 2bh, with epic sound effects that would signal the end of the world to a blind man.

>>53322477

Mujhe Samaj Aya Chutmadan Choksi.

It has nothing to do with the content, just the way the content is presented.

On that note, I hate watching young desis trying to talk like Americans and using American slangs.

>>53322542
>On that note, I hate watching young desis trying to talk like Americans and using American slangs.
this this this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omiSppfmGVM

REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFFF

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>>53322664

Why do tose two fags in the beginning have faggot haircuts?

>BuzzFeed

>>53322821
they're modern indians.

i like to think the 4chan on here aren't like this
i imagine they still wear short sleeved shirts and chappals and stand awkwardly on the roadside

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>>53318411
Tum to madarasi ho? Par tum to itne gore ho!

>>53322434
followed by spontaneous dance w/ navel and hiding behind trees?

Not quite dead

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>tfw no united subcontinent
feels bad
t. paki

>>53327563
A confederacy might be cool, like SAARC.
>>53324445
yes

>tfw you will never be an indian watching a stupid and tediously long bollywood film to forget about how miserable your daily life is

>>53326404
what's the deal with newaris?

>>53329440
What do you mean?

>this thread is still alive
>literally the oldest thread on now other than the sticky
>the only thing close is 15 hous younger

IS IT TIME?

IS IT?

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>>53331380
It's all me desu.

;^(

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>>53332614

>brown females

>>53331380
We did it reddit

>>53332614
>tfw no brown gf
;-;
>>53333449
What's your problem

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>>53333449
When are you leaving to Australia? Or are you a different anime posting Pakistani guy?

>>53334494

Shitposter senpai

>>53334057

Never liked brown girls and never got turned on by them as well.

>>53333449
>Being an anti-brown quq

costanza.png

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>>53334649

>liking brownies.

Thread reached 300

>>53334729
Wew. I've done it. Thank you my brown brothers.

Have pic of my granny

>>53334644
Pleb as fuck lad

>>53334704
>Literally falling for the tricks of the Eternal Anglo.

>>53335008

>tricks

More like the truth.

>>53335287
>Being a quq

Kill yourself my man.

Woke up late again
Fug :D

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POO

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>>53322100
Why hasn't India gotten rid of the muslims

>>53343380

So... This.. Is.. The.... Power..... Of... Reddit....... Whao

making a new thread

>>53343560
>>53343560
>>53343560
>>53343560