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invited: South Asians (SAARC cunts) + Diaspora + halfies + gypsies
not invited: bullies
Just brute force yourself to have a normal schedule. Just stay awake tonight and don't go to sleep until 10 PM next day. Keep yourself awake with coffee etc.
JUST DO IT. I BELIEVE IN YOU
>Paki's highlight of the day is finding alcohol
Typical "Westernized" desi
You can do it dude, you guys don't have coffee or something? Even Energy drinks. Having a strong willpower helps too.
>3 unopened bottels of beer on his run.b
See pic bhai.
Also, don't your parents have any problems with you drinking?
You can do it, just believe in yourself. Think of your favourite fictional character lending you his strength like a Spirit Bomb from DBZ
Jeans, boots and a pullover (I guess that's what it is). What were you expecting me to wear? Dhoti kurta?
Persons of Indian Origin you fuck, you can get official documents from pooistan proving you come from a land without toilets which entitle you to return should they ever figure out that toilet witches don't exist
nah like a short sleeved shirt, chappals, aviator sunglasses, stone washed jeans,
yeah but diaspora means diaspora from all countries in south asia
POI only refers to indian diaspora
>Heavy duty boots
U jelly of mah style nigga
>Can't you wear sneakers or something?
Believe it or not but I'm most comfortable in my boots.
>Wearing boots inside the house
Wearing shoes in the veranda is acceptable 2bh.
>short sleeved shirt, chappals, aviator sunglasses, stone washed jeans
That sounds pretty /fa/. But the chappals should be kolhapuri.
30 mins lad
>tfw indian women marry the head of the gang that rapes them
>thinks i drink beer
superior pic related
Well color me surprise that doesn't mean every single one of us get to bang our cuZcuZ therefore that map is false, gopal
>tfw you'll never see you're favourite Bollywood actress in a Blacked.com production
why live 2bh?
T. Bh Pakistan has no history and they hide their insecurity by bullying india
>taliban rules half the country
>america drone strikes them
>i-it's those damn kuffars fault that our country's shit!
>report, hide, don't reply
this this this
reminder: This board is for the discussion of foreign culture and language. Please be respectful.
if a mod or janny is here, i don't care if people want to shit post about south asian countries outside of this thread, but this general is aimed at actual discussion of a foreign culture, please don't let it be stifled by cancerous posters.
Pakistan has only existed conceptually from around the 1920s-1930s.
India has existed conceptually for millenia 2bh. The republic of India was only created in 1947, but India as a concept is obviously far older
It isn't Ramadan so Milo with double cream here
I'm feeling a bit smug that he actually got so fucking BTFO
join the irc the real chat is happening there desu.
thread is just for sharing FUNNY pictures
how about you post some indian/paki/bangladeshi hunks as a joke
just platonically, not really homoerotically
pic is marathi (lmao vegetarians)
same here m8, i got up at 5:30 AM this morning for some stupid convention, and only got home an hour back
im just watching netflix while my girlfriend snores on my nap
i'll probably doze off to sleep while posting on /desi/
what about you dude
lads i'm a gujjew patelboi who went to a dance club for the first time last week.
Danced with two girls, no kiss though.
Went yesterday night too. Danced with a girl and talked to some other people. Still no make out session yet.
Any tips on how to get to the next level?
I just want South Asians to know that I hate West Indians (Guyanese, Trinidadians, etc). They're mixed with nigger blood and they're the biggest degenerates I've ever met.
You guys are okay.
i was out with some friends earlier this morning and now i'm just marathoning the anime i've been watching the last few days
IT'S REAL BANGLA HOURS BITCH
thx u 2
>i was out with some friends earlier this morning and now i'm just marathoning the anime i've been watching the last few days
>marathoning the anime
never talk to me again
m8 dancing with club sluts is like short term happiness as fuck. GF is long term goodness
Then your life is most likely fine (unless your female), get a job in an IT company, live at home, eat lots of Dal Chawal and Sabji and when you have enough money move to a developed country or keep yourself occupied with whores, liqour and ganja.
As a region all together, I expect more chaos in the future. As individual countries well, Bangladesh has been doing pretty well in socioeconomic developments and hopefully will tackle environmental problems better.
But, with the rise of recent militant attacks I'm kind of worried.
except reservation man that shit's gonna tear us apart it seems fucking ambedkar ruined everything man.
I am from Rajasthan and there's a surge in Dalit whining here, a fucking senior IAS officer made a scene during a press conference and converted to Islam because allegedly he was denied the chief secretary of the state's post because he was a dalit and a junior IAS was instead chosen in his place.
where are these militants fucking coming from? did they forget the Islamists tried to genocide them not so long ago? what world are these guys living in?
>where are these militants fucking coming from?
Some of them are new, some of them were released from prison and chose to do it again. From what it seems a lot of them are from the UK (go figure)
>did they forget the Islamists tried to genocide them not so long ago?
Look up Rakazars it's happened before and they were arguably worse than them
>what world are these guys living in?
The world of of Islamic militancy
>Look up Rakazars it's happened before and they were arguably worse than them
I know who Razakars were but I thought we wrecked their shit into non existence in both Hyderabad and Bangladesh during the respective invasions.
My point is how come the demographic in Bangladesh still is overwhelmingly Bengali then how are they falling for the Urdu speaking militants?
where are the numbers coming from?
How many can come from UK? its impossible to operate on the level they are operating without the bengalis abetting them.
bullshit son its fucking more or less the same if not a bit advantageous for women with the rabidly retarded justice system when it comes to harassment laws.
>I know who Razakars were but I thought we wrecked their shit into non existence in both Hyderabad and Bangladesh during the respective invasions.
A lot of them were released under Zia Rahman. And no, do you really believe less than a month of Indian invasion is enough to get rid of it all?
>then how are they falling for the Urdu speaking militants?
They're now Bengali speaking.
>where are the numbers coming from?
Parts of the country are being radicalized what with AL in power now
>How many can come from UK?
IDK a lot them try to recruit though a lot of them seem to join ISIS too
Depends on how you look, how rich you are and if you arnt a complete conservative orthodox Muslim.
I look decent enough to stand a chance. I'm middle class and have most thing I desired. I'm secular and liberal.
>More Middle Eastern features in comparison
Are you guys married?
Pakistanis and Indians are the same people. Most of the Pakistani girls look like North Indian girls. If you are looking for Asian looking or darker skinned then you have better chance with India
I like these type. Not same league of course since she is too attractive for me, but these features.
If you are married to Indian or Pakistani women I want to ask questions about their wife roles and if they are good partners in life and do they fullfill their duties as a wife? I'm no interested in marrying you TOPKEK.
that thing in the picture is an anomaly actually, she's got Aryan(North Indian) features but she is ethnically south Indian.
We get what you'r after though you'd be best served in looking for the a lass in Punjab province of Pakistan, they'd infact take pride in marrying a turk to embrace their national facade rhetoric of superior purseio arabic origins basically they'd do anything to dilute their relation to India.
Then go for a north Indian or a Pakistani.
It depends desu, most of the modern city girls are similar to their westerns counterparts. But yeah most of them don't mind being housewives if the hubby wants them to be one.
However most of the girls born in the 90's are more independent and not as docile as the previous generations. India still is a conservative country however that's changing quickly
>Desi still up when i wake up
we made it family we made it
Don't do it. Find a whitey and cuck them.
Punjabs are Muslims?
Same as Turkey. 90s after girls are independent strong womyn type who don't care about traditions of patriarchy. It is getting harder to find pure girls here.
about 60-70% of all punjabis are muslims, however they exclusively live in pakistan
in india punjabis are either Sikh or Hindu, with there being more Sikh punjabis than hindu punjabis afaik
punjab is a state that was divided into two when Indo-pak partition happened the majority is sikh/Jaat hindus in Indian part but the part that went to Pakistan has majority Muslims converts, we had tons of Punjabi Hindu/Sikh refugees in north India following the partition because the durkas started ethnically cleansing them as soon as the borders were drawn.
no it isn't you dingus.
malayalam script really looks like some space-tier shit
Satyam Shivam Sundaram
Satyam means truth, Shivam means God, Sundaram means beauty
Hinduism has a Non-Duality School of thought which focuses more on Aham Brahmasmi (I am Brahman) and Tattwamasi (That Thou Art). Satyam Shivam Sundaram forms the basis of it. Remember Shivam doesnt refer to the Hindu God Shiva ** , it refers to the God(Goodness) within yourself. A Kashmir Saint "Lal Ded" said
شِو چھُے تھلہ تھلہ روزان
مو زان ہیوند تہ مسلمان
تُرک اے چھُکھ تہ پان پرٕزناو
سُے چَھے صاحبس زاُنی زان
Shiva is everywhere manifest
Don't speak of Hindu or Musulman
If you are wise, know yourself
That is the recognition of the true Friend (God).
Copied from some website
>dravidian sub humans posting on this thread
We have to invade south again and cleanse the sub human filth, India is only for aryan master race.
This clothing is similar to many countries.
How often is pic related still a thing and when is it worn?
Nigga north is a shit hole. All the memes are because of you orcs. You guys fucked so hard by muzzies that you've become like them
South Indians don't like you, North Easterners don't like you, Nepalis don't like you, whatever country you guys move to you bring a bad name to our country. You guys are a burden, you should start a purge and kill 90% of the people in UP, Bihar, MP, Jharkand, Haryana and Delhi
Just the oppressors, be they Indians or Kashmiris. I go along fine with Dindus. It's also painful how willfully ignorant most Indians are on the Kashmir issue. I mostly just get insults whenever I try to tell them about the Indian atrocities.
It's because the media shows only one side, well most of the time, which is quite surprising because how our media just loves shitting on the country. Even in the north east there are lots of crimes committed by the army that arnt shown.
The thing about Kashmir is that one the exodus of Brahmins and bad blood with Pakistan. That's why people hate anyone who opposes the pro india view
Whatever you say Kuldeep Bidhuri.
>my paghdi when thesr look northern as fuck or atleast photoshopped them to look northern
IT GUY: HOW YOU WANT UR PIC PHAM?
SUBHUMAN: JUST LIGHTEN MY DRAVID HERITAGE UP FAMUEL
IT GUY: GOTCHU MY MAN
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ok Jean-Claud Venkataswaroopam Villupuram Chinnaih Pillai Ganesan Mangalampalli Balamurali Krishna.
>tfw you feel guilty about the empire but then you remember Pakistan
Right or left lads? What is the ideal body? Big and buff or lean and cut?
>most indian people's lvies are so miserable they view indian films as better escapism
ayo im excited about the ODI on tuesday tho
>Tfw there are 20ft crocs in Orissa.
Wtf senpai I thought it was just in Australia.
Tfw a bangaldeshi kid is more hardcore than Honey singh
i have a pet snake
looks like pic related
very cute :3
the company aims itself on providing smartphones for people impoverished countries basically. I'm going to imagine this little chaiwala or shoemaker or someone slaving away to save for this phone rs.3500 phone everytime i look at
Nah senpai they get cheaper phones.
You got a decent phone. Music player, messaging, calls, Internet access and a camera are all you need in a phone. I don't see a point in spending tons of money on a phone
I'm up again, the nightmare continues
Maybe this is a bit much, but can you guys make a quick map in mspaint of india? Like label where hobos are, terrorists, rich people, etc.
Not explaining it well, but I've seen many for other countries
Here's all you need to know. Look at Delhi on a map. Anything south is madarasi land. Anything with bangla/bengla in the name is full of fish eaters who speak hindi with a gulab jamun in their mouth