>Be Australian >Start a "Gay and Lesbian Kingdom&

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>Australia
>YES

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>be Australian
>get punched
>die

>>53212685
So that's how New Zealand came to be?

>>53212685
>Hereditary system of leadership
>King and King can't reproduce

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Euro confirmed as default faggot currency

>>53212685
>containment colony for fags

What's wrong with australia having it's own australia?

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>Tfw there will never be a country filled with nothing but cute gay guys.

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>>53212685
>On 13 September 2004, the Gay Kingdom declared war on Australia.

They haven't lost their sense of banter

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>>53214051
>Emperor - Dale

>>53214051
topkek

>>53212685
>be Nu Zilander
>legalise gay marriage

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What an empire it is.

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>AUSFAILIA

>>53212685
But they're not Australians, dickhead. They're a part of the kingdom.

>>53212759
underated post

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>>53214355

>>53212759
Overrated post

>>53212685
>be Kiwi
>already live in a "Gay and Lesbian Kingdom" micronation

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>>53212685
>Start a "Gay and Lesbian Kingdom" micronation
Yeah you're posting from it

>>53214727
bad post

>>53214355
wow it actually has a building on it?

What does the building house?

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>>53212685

>be hetero. imports some AIDS into the lesbian paradise..

>>53214881

>What does the building house?

a really bad smell

>>53214932
just like your undies

LMAO SUFFER IN YA JOCKS M8

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>>53212685

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>be australian
>see an emu
>shit pants

>>53212759
Average post

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>>53214958
>t. Dick Sucker

Americans and kiwis are just awful at banter, is this the best you can come up with?

>>53214197
>get BTFO by Emus
>get BTFO by Homos
Is there a more pathetic nation than Australia?

>>53215097
damn edna is a national hero and not a dick sucker m8

this is a good thread

>>53215110
fag

>>53215110
Kiwis are like Aussies if you rinsed all the banter and comedy out and hung them out to dry in a sheep paddock

Seps are even worse actually

daniel on getting a gf watch

top kek

>>53215141

>le emy may may xd

It was 2 retards shooting with the cunts with a machine gun you fat fuck

>>53214355
This will soon be populated by their descendants.

>>53214913
>"protest" by buying something from the group you're protesting and then wasting it
wat

>>53215180
>getting this mad

Oh my, still a sensitive subject I see.

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>>53215163

>>53214881
Maybe it's a shipping container being used as a building? It's probably the easiest way to get some sort of structure on there.

>>53215181
h9ow do gays have children?

>>53212685
>this flag
>this post

>>53215209

Ask your parents

>>53214881
>>53215207
It's a weather station

>>53212685

ausgaylians on being gay watch lmao

lol

>>53214107
Where can I pick up my sides?
I hope your insurance is going to pay for them.

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>>53215219
>being THIS mad

>>53214913
... What. Most stupid protest I have seen..

>>53215017
>be finnish
>see mongol horde
>bend over and spread asscheeks nice and wide

>>53215318

HURR HURR HURR UMAD UMAD UMAD

>babys first troll

>>53215560
Wouldn't you love to get banged in the ass without any regrets by several other gay men on this beautiful white beach in the middle of nowhere?

>Environment - current issues: no permanent fresh water 90% of all the fish and marine animals in the Kingdom are transgendourous and change sex at least once in their lives


why do they do this shit

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>>53215560
Calm down dude you just look pathetic now

>>53215626
might be true t'bh

http://gaykingdom.info/

their website if you want to look at it

>>53212759

>>53215560
building a kingdom must be difficult

>trying to annoy us with a literal containment town so they stay away from us
cum on m8s think of the possibilities.

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>AIDSTRALIA

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>>53215155
>>53215180
>Australians can't handle the bantz

>>53212685
Fun, cool and smart.

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>>53215560
>He mad

>>53212685
why is this news?

New Zealand was discovered ages ago

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>>53215560
Designated sleeping roads

>>53215942
m8 you have no reputation known to anyone except us, and we think your a bunch of sheepshaggers.

>>53212685

Suck my dick and choke on it

>>53215181
Gay island=lasts for only 100 years

what a wasted effort lel.

>>53212685
i bet the cunts were from melbourne

>>53216173
I bet this IS melbourne

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>>53216261
>unironically ending your lineage

>>53216173
>>53216249
>NSW has the gay and lesbian mardi gras
>QLD has the gay and lesbian micronation
>SA was the first state to decriminalise homosexual sex

And yet you all try to pin it on melbourne. Face it guys, we're all gay as fuck.

>>53216294
Melbourne is where all the leftists poofs live 24/7
Everyone else has but one night a year or a
>micronation

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>ausgayia

>>53216362
Says the country that legalised gay marriage. We just have a little island full of poofs, while you are gay 24/7.

>>53216362
>legalized it in the CURRENT LAST YEAR

>>53216314
>>53216362
>>53216395
quite frankly we're all gay 24/7 in this day and age

>>53212685
>old conservatives, bogans, and country people always going on about how "We should send them all off to an island!"
>gays do it themselves
>it's a beautiful island in the Whitsundays

You sure told them.

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Where's all the gay aussie posters when you need em

>Tfw no bf

>>53216515
>gay in indonesia

Must be hellish.

>>53216515
post ur brown boipuccy bby

>>53216562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew-FnPkepOY

>>53216472
>>old conservatives, bogans, and country people

t. Melbourne

seriously, neck yourself though 2bh

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>>53216577
NO

>>53216616
t. Abdul

How is Lakemba at this time of the year f.a.m?

>>53212730
Can someone make an even more exposed version of this goldface so it's only very slightly recognizable?

I don't have photoshit installed on my PC and can't be bothered pirating it

>>53216616
>caring what other people to when it doesn't affect you at all
Bit pathetic tBh

>>53216661
He's obviously a muzzie m8.

>>53216639
>because you used a strawman I'm a muzzie

how the fuck does what I said mean I'm a fucking muzzie?

I'm white and from QLD, faggot

>>53216426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F25d9hVodsc

>>53216616
Okay Ahmed al Mohammed I'll be sure to do just that.

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>>53216540
Not indonesian brah, but yes I agree with you
>>53216562
I d-dont have a brown one

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>>53216672
>i'm white!!!!!!!!

only muzzies care about homos, this is fact

but nice taqiyya mohammed, top kek

>>53216678
woah, for a Melbournite you're pretty intolerant to Muslims my friend :^)

>>53216616
t. Muhammad Abdullah Aziz al-Afliq Izzaddeen Siddiqui Hamdi Saad Sabri Aboud Baaqir Shaheen Dhaahir Begum Ubaida Zahra Aamir Latif Zaamil Naim Abdul Noor Salame Turki Shahidi

>>53216680
alright then m8 post ur yellow bum

>>53216707
4051 cunt

You still salty over gay island tho? lol

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>>53216639
>>53216661
>>53216678
>>53216703
>>53216721

t. Lelbourne

>>53216738
t. Sheikh Omar al-Australi

>>53216738
t. Abdur Rasheed Dada Bandar Badie Abdul Majeed Shareef Shakeel Salaam Aadil Kabir Jaadallah Mousa Awn Aly Tawheed Popal Abdur Rahmaan Massoud Abdul Wadood Bashir

>>53216674
this was a pretty good song tb'h

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>>53216113
>and we think your a bunch of sheepshaggers
Think again then, Bazza.

>>53216737
What makes you think I'm salty over it? All I did was call out this faggots strawman >>53216472

>>old conservatives, bogans, and country people always going on about how "We should send them all off to an island!"

You faggots got triggered pretty easily top kek

>>53216776
>>>/pol/

>>53216776
Who aside from those people gives a shit what homos do though? I don't have the time or energy personally.

>>53216780
t. Zaamil Amer Uthmaa N Obeid Abdul Hameed Abdul Raamiz Khawaja Faarooq Abdalla Hasan Qazi Aadam Azer Umair Masri Abdul Haadi Hammad Nabeel Toure

>>53216738
t. Khayriyyah Karim al-Rashid

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>>53216776
Ahmed pls, I may be gay, but at least I'm not a dirty fucking Paki like you kek

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>>53216775
KEK WHY

>>53216737
2090 here :)

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>>53216808
>>53216797
>>53216787
>>53216780

>ALL THESE FUCKING (You)s

>>53216810
We have to look sheep porn up online, Kiwis can just go out to a field and fuck them.

>>53216813
White boi please

Where you at

>>53216821
t. Turki Rabbani Maaiz Ghanem Nadeem Rayes Shameem Bangura Badri Darwish Hibbaan Begum Saleem Muhammed Waatiq Basa Mahmood Mostafa Imraan Noor

>>53216821
all me

>>53216808
we gays are a powerful defence against islamification/desecularisation imo

>>53216813
wew lad, image search brings up results though so I'm suspicious.

>>53212685
>nation dies out in a single generation
top bantz

>>53216821
>>53216821
>>53216821
t. Bilal Jalal al-Halal

Here's some more, think of this as your jizya payment.

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>>53216835
>Mahmood

Why does this one sound so funny? Every time I read that name I laugh out loud. It simply can't be taken seriously.

>>53216855
would you guys kindly stop trying to assault that poor man with tumblr words and fuck off?

>>53216844
>we gays are a powerful defence against islamification/desecularisation imo

No, you really aren't. Most of you are multicult/SJW enablers to your own detriment.

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>>53216294
>Face it guys, we're all gay as fuck.
Yes, yes you are.

>>53216864
t. Muhammad ibn Saeed ibn Abd al-Aziz

>>53216775
>>53216810
>>53216823

Wales
New South Wales
The evidence was always there

>>53216844
>we gays are a powerful defence against islamification/desecularisation imo
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

holy fuck i hate you all even more now i didn't think it possible

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>>53216864
>referring to yourself in third person

That's enough shitposting for today, Hussein

Literally every single post in this thread was authored by myself.

>>53216875
yes call me a muslim, that sure taught me who's boss. muslims are your comeuppance for the LE TOLERANCE shit you and every abnormal fucktard started. no matter how much i don't like them i'm not even on their hit list. clapclapclap

>>53216881
t. Mullah Khaled Jibril ibn Hawah el-Jannah

>>53216905
t. Jareer Mahdavi Mu,Aawiya Shaban Samir Jan Wajdi Abdoo Rabi Mahmud Waail Kazmi Marwaan Rafiq Abdul Baari Bagheri Abdut Tawwab Jabour Bandar Ayoob

>>53216877
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10666166

Explain yourself

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>>53216844
>this is what pooftas tell themselves

>>53216890
>anyone that disagrees with me is a single entity because surely not more than one person ever would

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>>53216905
>this one buttmad mudslime itt

just don't blow yourself up, whatever you do, holy shit

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>>53216908
>>53216914
are you okay?

>>53216920
Pretty much.

>>53216905

t. Abdelaziz Muhammad Hejazi Abd ar-Rahman al-Bazzaz al-Mahmoud Fawzi

>>53216927
>HOMOS WILL DEFEAT ISLAM
- signed u, professional dick sucker (lol)

>>53216936
t. Nassaar Javid Ayyoob Ahmadi Adeeb Moradi Muslih Basher Jareer Emami Naseer Masih Razeen Hassan Jasoor Salah Bilaal Kamara Arkaan Salman

>>53216936
I post on a Filipino face-painting archive, what do you think?

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>>53216960
>Ayyoob

>>53216960
are you sure you're not the muslim because i would be able to run that many names off the top of my head

>>53216955
>la illah allah inshallah takbir mohammed jihad

is this your post? what does this even mean? type in english next time

>>53216961
i was being facetious i know you're not okay because you're a fucking faggot lmao

>>53216985
t. Sahl Dawood Saabiq Yousuf Maahir Qasim Taqi Reza Uwais Salameh Ghaazi Nawaz Saleem Nasser Abdul Khaliq Haider Mudrik Jabbour Fayyaad Baluch

>>53216866
>>53216881
>>53216918
I wouldn't say most. They're just the only ones you hear. Trust me, I'm gay.

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>>53217007
btfo

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>>53216877
>Wales
Nope
>New South Wales
Yes, but more Victoria

>>53217007
>>53217018
اردو ترجمہ حضرت مرزا طاہر احمد، خلیفۃ المسیح الرابع

>>53216294
I don't see Best Australia in that list m80

>>53217040
t. ألذنب ألقيتوس ألجنوب

>>53216890
>Not having extra flags
It's a different anon, Emperor Dale.

Should I get one of those haircuts all the lobbos have with shaved sides and the comb back at the top?

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hey homos what're you going to call your glorious anti islamic defense force?

phallic fanatics from down under?

what's your weapons going to be? tainted needles and talking with a lisp?

for real you're fucking useless and self interested pieces of shit

>>53217055
ہ حضرت مرزا طاہر

>>53217074
t. Naasiruddeen Turay Ashraf Yassin Aayid Shafi Haashim Turay Katheer Iqbal Jubair Nouri Awn Naqvi Awad Rashid Ramzi Abdul Abdul Maalik Youssef

>>53217063
>regional flags

Enjoy your botnet, Hone Manukau

>>53217074
>tfw you will blow yourself up if i ever come near you

oh well, i guess you muzzies have won already

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>>53217088
>homo so mad he gets stuck in a loop where he regales the names of previous arabic lovers that he voted to have in the country
i'd say it wasn't true but it's too strange not to be true

>>53217121
اللہ کے نام کے ساتھ جو بے انتہا رحم کرنے والا، بِن مانگے دینے والا (اور) بار بار رحم

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>>53216844
>we gays are a powerful defence against islamification/desecularisation imo

HAHAHAHAHA

wait, you're not being serious are you? AHAHAHAHAHA

>>53217119
thorry darling i didnt mean to thpoil th mood

>>53217133
subhanallah brother, i'll pray jizya tomorrow inshallah

>>53217121
t. Nadheer Sabet Mamdooh Dada Afeef Yacoub Nazmi Allam Miqdaam Salman Mashal Amer Arafaat Mahmoud Jalaal Khalil Mutlaq Abdi Naaji El-Sayed

>>53216844
>we gays are a powerful defence against islamification/desecularisation imo
>BY THE POWER OF OUR DISTENDED ANUSES COMBINED, WE ARE CAPTAIN FAGGOT

>>53217160
why so homophobic? :(((((

;_____;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja5zlGZRDc4

THANK YOU FAGS FOR SAVING US!

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>>53217154
>>53217155
t. faggot queerbow boylover fairyfuck cocksucking antisocial misfit queerbo shitfucking homos

>>53217181
>>53217213

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_i7wELTVi0

found you on the left

>>53217213
desu I don't even know what this thread's about, I just came here to test out my new shitposting toy:

http://fantasynamegenerators.com/muslim_names.php

>>53217181
IS THIS THE TRUE POWER OF TOLERANCE?

>>53217179
deal w/ it

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>His Imperial Majesty the Emperor
>Born in August 1965, Dale Parker Anderson is the eldest of identical twins and is the 19 x great grandson of King Edward II of England (the gay King) and Queen Isabella of France via their son King Edward III. The Emperors Imperial Standard carries the royal arms of England and France.

Would you bend your knee? I wouldn't tbqh

>>53217220
found you in an article
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html

>>53217220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3adatEVSL9M

found you f.am

>>53217248
ideally we'd never meet, thank god he is on his containment island away from functional ordinary human beings where he can't possibly be a public nuisance

>>53217273
>>53217286
how did you find these???!!! delet this

>>53217248
I wouldn't bend my knee for any man (or woman) tbph

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

/int/ in a nutshell.

>>53217307

Not even for your own Queen?
What kind republican scum are you?

>>53217381
is calling your butthurt redundant?

>>53217389
>Not even for your own Queen?
what's she going to do? have a heart attack at me? get those dipshits in those furry hats to walk at me passive aggressively?

>>53217389
you only care because she's german
typical kraut

>>53217381
>eat da poo poo

while they kinda do if one sucks the other ones dick lmao

>>53216420

>legalized

>>53217427

Rebel scum

>>53217433

Not really, those ties were cut in WWI

>>53216738

>16 for oral and vaginal
>18 for anal

kek how did this law come about

>>53217389
I am a republican

GIVE ME FREEDOM OR GIVE ME DEATH

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>>53216738
>always for females

>>53217100

Nothing wrong with Manakau Hone, it's the best hone in the world m8

>>53217459
>saxe-coburg
>not german

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>>53217478

>republics have more freedom

I have bad news for you

>>53217478

It'll have to be death then lad

>>53217469
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/qld/consol_act/cc189994/s208.html

sodomy laws

>>53217520
Friendly reminder that the Queen is a distant descendant of Muhammad (pbuh).

United Kingdom? More like United Kaliphate amirite?

>>53217520

>changed names to Windsor
>gave up all claims to titles in Germany and revoked titles of German nobles in the UK
>current Queen doesn't even speak German

>>53217563
that'll smooth things over for her when the muslamic revolution happens
praise allah lad

>>53217555

Was it just a way to arrest gays without specifically targeting them or was there a big uproar about sodomy

>>53217610
from memory it wasn't really enforced because it's surprising hard to prove and nobody even wanted to know

>>53217530
freedom from old trollops in silly hats

>>53217547
fite me irl

>>53217628

meet me behind the Queen st maccas bro I'll knock ya fuckin block off

>>53217666
is this a private orgy or can anyone join?

>>53217610
no idea

I think it's just one of the things we got from Britain. They used to have 21 for sodomy and 16 otherwise until 2000. In Australia, all other states have made it equal ages except for QLD.

>>53217666
com 2 otara sth auckland fgt my uncle is in mongrel mob hell smash u

>>53217666
one outs bru

>>53217666
>Queen st maccas
fuckin dog, choosin home ground for the advantage

>666
monarchists confirmed for devil worshippers

>>53217698

skee cuz, prolly bring your homo friends sole, 1v1 bro ill smash u

>>53217737
serious talk, victoria is okay but charles is shit and we should become a republic the second that she dies

>>53217768

>Not waiting until King William's glorious reign

kek, Australia missing out on the golden age

>Victoria

Zhang detected

>>53217817
i don't have multiflags installed senpai i'm from queensland

>>53217855
he's talking about you mistaking Elizabeth for Victoria you silly cunt

>>53217855

You said Victoria is okay but Charles is shit, therefore you think the current Queen is named Victoria.

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>>53217881
oh

man i am bad at monarchy

>>53217934
>from Queensland
>doesn't know the Queen

I'm disappointed f.am

>>53217934
>animefag being a literal retard

wow, how surprising

>>53217951
hey hey i just mixed up the names i know liz is in charge

it'd be confusing if we have a king and we live in queensland, you know? i'm concerned

>>53217971

I live in Kingsland so I've been confused since 1936

#RefugeesWelcome

>>53218119
welcome to fuck off

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>>53218119
We can send them there and make total pooftas out of them.

Not a bad idea. I mean, they're not going to overpopulate it that's for sure kek