>only a few slices of bread left
>mum is away out
>hide the bread in my room so I can have toast tomorrow morning after my mum has left for work
No toast for her though...
Literally fuck this wagecuck shite lads.
Up at 6, get in at 6. Gotta sleep now so I can get up again
Can't wait until next season, Klopp will have raised the fitness levels of the players so much that we can gegenpress like fuck for 90 minutes and play like we did against City every match.
That, coupled with the expected large investment, means that next year will quite literally be our year.
Mentally ill ABL replies will *not* be replied to however your (You)s are welcomed. Thanks.
it's so fucking cold in my flat I can see my breath lads but I can't afford to put the heating on
I went to a play yesterday it was a performance of "Dog in the Manger" which is supposed to take place in Italy but they casted black people to play all of the roles.
Anyways what does /brit/ think of negros playing roles of europeans in historical fiction?
Alright this is costing me valuable mobile data lad
Periodically shouting "COME ON STOKE" down the stairs to get back at my step-dad.
He's getting rustled but he doesn't want to come up the stairs and miss the match.
>i want equal rights for equal genders, m'lady
Stoke literally can't beat a defence made up of an old black man and a 5'8 Brazilian midfielder
>>53146394 Says the weird lonely pale girl who works at Tesco lmao @ her life
Literally JUST tier
Reminder that white people can't be racially abused
wew wahey! BLIMEY! CORRRR!! SHEEEESSSH!! WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY
lads i've got to go to the jobcentre tomorrow but i havent filled out the booklet, does it take long?
only been once before and that was before christmas, still havent told me if i'm gonna get any money or not
Why do all these commie whores look like dogs?
dropped like a brick shithouse
also to let you know im using the st george flag for the present. last night another lancs came on, i wouldnt mind but i found his posts atrocious; therefore i was left with No Other Choice but to disassociate myself with the flag until his posting frequency has been established
easy on the banter there la, she is mine after all ffs
just a warning this time, catch you again and i'll knock your teeth out you hear me?
Jennifer Metcalfe la she was on Hollyoaks a few years back
this is literally how tourists dress for a night out in vegas. flashy, tacky suits and a shit ton of cologne. little do they know that they look like massive faggots to everyone who is not a tourist
>Mr Abad had surgery to fit a fully functional 8 inch bionic penis in 2012. The organ has two tubes which inflate when he presses a button on his testicle.
Can you get this on the NHS?
Nah man, Challenge is actually brilliant. I watched the entire first series of Fun House on Sunday from 1989.
It was legitimately unscripted and all the stuff for the kids challenges was a cheap as fuck so nothing worked. It was fucking chaos and brilliant.
Actually do agree desu. I bet if you did a brain scan on a man shagging a trap and a man shagging a woman you'd see no difference at all.
Feminine penises are basically just cute big clits that dangle down and look nice. Nothing gay about them in the slightest.
You know he had them both at the same time.