No Voc thread? Here's one
"en las voces de los niños resona la miseria causada por la avaricia y la malicia del hombre lágrimas caen y la vida se escapa la tristeza no cesará con los años"
I'm interested to hear a German say this
I'm not good at Spanish though
Here's a German text:
Die Gedanken sind frei,
wer kann sie erraten,
sie fliehen vorbei,
wie nächtliche Schatten.
Kein Mensch kann sie wissen,
kein Jäger erschießen.
Es bleibet dabei:
Die Gedanken sind frei.
David Cameron is to allow ministers to campaign for either side in the referendum once a deal is reached on the UK's relationship with the EU.
He said the UK government would make a recommendation to the British people on which way to vote in the referendum.
But he told MPs "it will be open to individual ministers to take a different, personal decision while remaining part of the government".
The referendum on whether the UK stays in the EU will be held before 2018.
A number of cabinet ministers are thought to favour an out vote, with Mr Cameron expected to campaign for Britain to remain in the EU, although he has said he rules nothing out if he does not get what he wants from his renegotiations.
If the PM had decided to insist on collective cabinet responsibility, he would have been forced to sack ministers who disagreed with him.
>Pls rate German anons
You should know better than to ask that lad.
I can't really rate properly as my German isn't that great but
"ie" is not pronounced like the ie in "die" it's more like the ee in "need" there were other errors but i'll leave that to the good grace of the already vacant German posters.
Your worst errors were the "die" as a French guy already said and you pronounced "vorbei" in the most fancy way ever. It's more like "for+by" with a German "R" though.
You seem to struggle the most with "ie" and "ei"
O-ok, das r00d though
You're doing pretty well and you have a clear voice.
Cheers for the r8, though
English translation for those who are intrested
Thoughts are free, who can guess them?
They fly by like nocturnal shadows.
No man can know them, no hunter can shoot them
with powder and lead: Thoughts are free!
>Thoughts are free!
Unlike Koelsch women
Is this some attempt at humour?
Lieb sein, du Ausgeleierte Fotze
Duesseldorf is nice
Koeln to get the bus
Bonn for stop over(not worth the mention)
Erfurt and Dresden DDR DDR DDR only going to meet friends
I wanna go to Hamburg, tb h
>>tfw barely anyone posts vovaroos
>Posting vocaroos in a vocaroo thread
No wonder the German women are flooding into the immigrants arms
Alussa olivat suo, kuokka ja Jussi. Mutta suo on pappilan aluetta ja pappilassa -vuosimiehenä oleva Jussi pyytää rovastilta torpan perustamisluvan alueelle.
Rovastilta luvan saatuaan Jussi alkaa perata suota ja avata koskea. Kyläläiset käyvät katsomassa uutta torpanpaikkaa ja Kylä-Pentin vanhaisäntä, joka on saanut suonraivauksesta mitalin ja lisänimen Suo-Keisari, lupaa Jussille lehmävasikan ja karitsaparin.
I know a qt Finnish song
Tuoll on mun kultani, ain yhä tuolla
kuninkaan kultaisen kartanon puolla.
Voi minun lintuni, voi minun kultani,
kun et tule jo, kun et tule jo!
Linnut ne laulavat sorialla suulla,
soriampi kultani ääni on kuulla.
Voi minun kultani jne.
Tule, tule kultani, tule kotipuoleen,
taikka jo menehynkin ikävään ja huoleen.
Voi minun kultani jne.
Its hard to say, all foreigners seem to speak very similarily. Maybe its an indo-european thing?
Im not sure but maybe its you j, s, k. Atleast k needs to be harder
I can say the finnish alphabet here if it helps
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z å ä ö
bloody great sounding accent, tb h.
If I were to be critical I would say that you should work a little on yout "th" but that's a problem for almost all non anglos
That was really long
Sorry for not shouting it, my brother would think I'm weird if he heard that lmao
>hope I didn't mix up both links
>tfw sang this once >>53148807 for a Finnish girl to r8 it
>she said some parts sounded 10/10 like a Finn and 2/10 could not understand shit.
I don't even know any Finnish and never really heard it so I'm totally fine with this lmao
Really good job, actually. Much more anglo than I expected.
Try harder on your vowels or you'll be at risk of sounding like a fucking australian.
> 12 year old hans has a clearer accent than most Americans on the board
thanks, im happy that didn't come out as a finnish rally driver english.
for future occasions :)
>the 3rd Bong to tell me I sound Stryan
Oh well, maybe the had a point though Aussies never said so, they think it sounds British or Merican. I assume I adapted to a bunch of Anglo accents ny coincidence and that's the result.
Kekked irl at that about the 12 years old Hans
Thank you :D
I think I still have the vocaroo of me singing it. If I find it, would you mind telling me the parts I'm pronouncing really wrong? I can't really recognise it that well by only hearing how it's actually said.
and a 'murrican for fun
Finaly, portuguese, my language
Give it a try "Pois é, orgia. Quem nunca? Quem nunca quis participar nesta javardeira com aquelas porcas com que sonhavam aos 12? Pamelas Andersen e Carmens Electra? Não mintam seus conas.
Apresento vos a Ginette que é claramente menina para entrar numa brincadeira dessas e trazer a sua experiência para o grupo. Seria uma luta greco romana bem oleada numa mansão de gente fina durante o dia, um vazio de valores e putaria noite fora.
Bem metida não entala qualquer que seja a dica por vós dada. Meninos e meninas façam uso da Gilette, preparem as vossas armas e varram direita a Ginette.
Só custa a cabecinha, o resto é pescoço e no meio desta molhada é sem espinhas, sem caroço!"
Rate and hope you have a blast like I did.
You could say that I speak both.
Stojí, stojí mohyla.
Na mohyle zlá chvíľa,
na mohyle tŕnie, chrastie
a v tom tŕní, chrastí rastie,
rastie, kvety rozvíja
jedna žltá ľalija.
Tá ľalija smutno vzdychá:
Hlávku moju tŕnie pichá
a nožičky oheň páli —
pomôžte mi v mojom žiali!
Byl pozdní večer – první máj –
večerní máj – byl lásky čas.
Hrdliččin zval ku lásce hlas,
kde borový zaváněl háj.
O lásce šeptal tichý mech;
květoucí strom lhal lásky žel,
svou lásku slavík růži pěl,
růžinu jevil vonný vzdech.
Be quick, because I'm going to bed soon. Or we could do a raincheck tomorrow ;).
Im trying to learn portuguese but i am really bad
P-pls forgive if i was bad
Never tried portuguese before
Ill give you my authentic finnish accent
Both felt really hard, so i probably didnt ace them :)
You sung it very good, maybe try to get harder sounding 't', it sounds a bit like 'th'
Im not sure what the finnish girl was talking about. Its totally understandable besides few words.
Maybe she didn't understand sorialla/soriampi and that menehynki. Don't worry, its old finnish, and most finns don't understand those words either :)
Your vowels sounded great, but you had unsurprisingly great problems with consonant clusters ;). I would not be able to say that you were Finnish based on that though.
Sorry, it turned out quite silent
And I'm not really good at Portuguese
Alright, nice to hear, actually I know this song in German and figured out it was Finnish sometime
You did ok-ish. Are you a girl or a very young boy?
Spanish is kinda easy mode, innit? Pretty decent.
You kinda both sound spanish but did pretty well.
Here's some crap just for the hell of it:
This should be easy
Nichts ist einfacher, als sich schwierig auszudrücken. Und nichts ist schwieriger als sich einfach auszudrücken.
You're cool btw :D
Of course I'm a little boy and that's why I don't understand those crazy Americans, urgh >>53152673 >>53150923
And actually I'm half Hue and as I recorded the vocaroo I didn't want my mum to hear me talking about coke lmao. I also never learnt the language, I only understand it. That's why my pronunciation is so bad.
POST YOU SAYING:
WE WUZ KINGS 'N SHIET!
I HAVE THE HONOR TO WORK AS A MESSAGER OF A POLACK, HEAR HIS VOCAROOS:
wow, nice. i go through all that fricking effort after i closed the tab, to go back to reddit, copy the link, and make a new post here for you. nice, real nice.
portugal isnt even a real country, it's just western spain.
It's not an app, you can also do it directly on the site
And before some of you ask, thus pic was suggested to me by the site
Fine, bb. Just for you.
Glad to have our saviour itt.
Naw, you must have an aesthetic face, I get nice at most because my facial features are mostly softer.
>upload pic where I look straight into the came
>doesn't recognise a face
>upload pic in a random angle
>it recognise a face
aww, but I tried so hard ;)
Yeah, same thing here. Didn't get a recognation when I had a pic that looked straight to the camera.
Lmao, a portrait I drew is stunning
Status for miss korea 2015:
I never post pics of myself but I guess that won't be much recognisable
MY SHOULDER IS HAWT LADS, IT'S HAWT
>pic is a negative of a smug face with a drawn on stache fyi
>I never post pics of myself
yeah me neither
>I don't have any friends.
M-maybe we could be friends, Babs
No, only once or twice. It's possible someone else posted my profile. Or if you are indeed a German girl then it's highly likely I've viewed your profile at least 3 times if you fit my search criteria.
You didn't, I'm 19
Well, did you post wjen you were new to IP? It's extremely easy to find new profiles, I'm quite a pro at that, it made some posters think I'm a creep. Also, since you mention vocaroo in your profile it's even easier.
Right, it's easy to find my profile. If you just Google reverse image search you can find it since it's my avatar.
>I'm quite a pro at that, it made some posters think I'm a creep
I know that feel. You find a person's InterPals profile, home address, e-Mail, full name, and suddenly you're a "stalker".
Triple six, five, forked tongue
Subatomic penetration rapid fire through your skull
How I shot it on one taking it back to the days of trying to lose control
Swerving in a blaze of fire, raging through my bones
Oh shit I'm feeling it - Takyon
Hell yeah, fuck yeah, I feel like killing it - Takyon
Alright that’s tight, what its like to experience - Takyon
>>this total lack of autism
If only you knew...
Well, I could actually view you if you want
Some people just don't know how to protect the privacy. I found some guys facebook profile and after that I knew literally everything about him, including the address, relatives, that he's in Armenia (he's American) lately
But the reason thinking that I'm a creep is a bit different. There used to be a guy that made a list of all the 4chan people on IP and I continued updating it after he stopped.
>pic related is the list
It's like maximum autism, especially when a girl updates it
no idea what that is.
I'm assuming it's a rap in which case you're asking the wrong anon.
So I'll just record it as if reading a book.
> sorry to ruin your expectations
>Well, I could actually view you if you want
Yeah, that way I might figure out if I ever viewed your profile in the past.
I've creeped on one of the people on there at least half a dozen times.
Feel free to add me to the list btw.
This one is for everyone: prologue to the Canterbury Tales
WHAN that Aprille with his shoures soote
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan Zephirus eek with his swete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his halfe cours y-ronne,
And smale fowles maken melodye,
That slepen al the night with open ye,
(So priketh hem nature in hir corages):
Than longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmers for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, couthe in sondry londes;
And specially, from every shires ende
Of Engelond, to Caunterbury they wende,
The holy blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen, whan that they were seke.
Want to hear foreigners especially. Post your languages own old classics!
I don't update it anymore, I stopped dping that like 6 months ago. It was nice while it lasted though.
No worries Nigel and to the American, I'll view you later. I don't wanna sign in right now, otherwise I'll have to answer message..>_>
"Brother I am calling from the Valley of the Kings with nothing to atone a dark March lies ahead together we will ride like thunder from the sky may your sword stay wet like a young girl in her prime hold your hammers high
Blood and death are waiting like a Raven in the sky I was born to die hear me while I live as I look into your eyes none shall hear a lie
power and dominion are taken by the will by divine right to him and kill
I have a though one for you guys
De los sos ojos tan fuerte mientre lorando
tornava la cabeça y estava los catando.
Vio puertas abiertas e uços sin cañados,
alcandaras vazias sin pielles e sin mantos
e sin falcones e sin adtores mudados.
Sospiro mio Çid ca mucho avie grandes cuidados.
Ffablo mio Çid bien e tan mesurado:
"¡Grado a ti, señor, padre que estas en alto!
¡Esto me an buelto mios enemigos malos!"
Alli pienssan de aguijar, alli sueltan las riendas.
thats old spanish, lets see if you can speak this
>Cul de quoi ?
Cul-de-jatte, it's a person without legs t b h
You did really well, the rythm of the chorus is hard to catch so good job on that, and you also have a good pronounciation.
I couldn't agree more, I couldn't agree more...
>tfw you don't know shit about french orthography
Remember, it's bad form to just listen to the vocaroos. Do your own!
>I don't wanna sign in right now, otherwise I'll have to answer message
What does "answer message" mean?
Pls rate, lads
messages I mean, my auto-correct
I have ~125, not because I'm popular but I'm a massive procrastinator and Arabs always message everything with two legs and an alright profile picture
>>tfw you don't know shit about french orthography
Well it's ancient french, so it's even more fucked up pronounciation and orthography-wise. For the little I know, it should sound like this : http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hV02Qj0hz8
Bretty good voice, just a touch of accent and didn't get hung up on any words.
LET'S GET FALL OF ROME UP HERE
Hwæt! We Gar-Dena in gear-dagum
þeod-cyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum
monegum mægþum meodo-setla ofteah;
egsode eorlas syððan ærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weorð-myndum þah,
oðæt him æghwylc þara ymb-sittendra
ofer hron-rade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan. Þæt wæs god cyning!
Guess my country
because there isn't much to do at this time of the morning but shitpost.
Soon i'll be shitposting under your flag, luckily no matter how hard I try I can't make the average kraut poster any more autistic than they already are
>messages I mean, my auto-correct
Oh I wasn't jibing at your English, I meant like "I don't understand the concept of answering messages."
>not because I'm popular but I'm a massive procrastinator
same. I just messages a Gerry a couple days ago after like 4 months.
I can't tell but speaking Spanish you use a hard R. There aren't too many languages I know that use tha type of R, only Dutch and French. Maybe something Arabian though, they also have such sounds
It's hard to be as autistic as we are, I totally admit it. But enjoy your time here and have fun with my flag. Amd don't forget anout the Armlänge when you're in Köln!
sauce on pic?
found the gif but not the name
lordie lord this thing's still going :DDD
Any German up for grabs?
You can have the autist that kept a file of IP accounts.
Match made in heaven, desu
also if anyone wants
Bila su to zla i pakosna bića, nisu voljeli ljude pa su ih uvijek vrebali kako bi ih odveli u vodu. Tijekom dana, odmarali bi se u svojim podvodnim dvorima, ali navečer bi izlazili na površinu i vrebali neoprezne kupače. Ako bi Vodanoj uhvatio nekog čovjeka da se kupa poslije zalaska sunca, zarobio bi ih i odveo u svoje podvodno kraljevstvo gdje bi postali njegovi robovi.
>normal to make a list of all the people in IP who happen to use 4chan. Compile it, and save it on imgur
You see, this is when I hope to god you're joking. Otherwise you're a goner
Very well done m8, nice and clear
Btw i'm french.
Let tyrants fear. I have always so behaved myself that, under God, I have placed my chiefest strength and safeguard in the loyal hearts and good-will of my subjects; and therefore I am come amongst you, as you see, at this time, not for my recreation and disport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live and die amongst you all; to lay down for my God, and for my kingdom, and my people, my honour and my blood, even in the dust.
Mon pouvoir tient ma gloire et ma gloire aux victoires que j'ai remportées. Ma puissance tomberait si je ne lui donnais pas pour base encore de la gloire et des victoires nouvelles. La conquête m'a fait ce que je suis, la conquête seule peut me maintenir
Wenn es dem internationalen Finanzjudentum in und außerhalb Europas gelingen sollte, die Völker noch einmal in einen Weltkrieg zu stürzen, dann wird das Ergebnis nicht der Sieg des Judentums sein, sondern die Vernichtung der jüdischen Rasse in Europa!
Ahora se habla de democracia. Nosotros, los españoles, ya la hemos conocido. Y no nos dio resultado. Cuando otros van hacia la democracia, nosotros ya estamos de vuelta. Estamos dispuestos a sentarnos en la meta y esperar a que los otros regresen también
>Golly gee, this 4chan website is quite nifty
This is probably filled with extreme sadness.
I can't even rate that kek, I don't know the proper pronounciation for ancient french. Just roll your r's and pronounce some letters that look like they should be silent, and sometimes pronounce letters that aren't even there, like "deu" that sounds like "dieu"
9/10 for the effort though
Olala, this thread still going?
In that case, requesting Swedish, Finnish, Norwegian, Greek, Hungarian, Italian, Serbo-Croatian or Polish. In no particular order.
Rusalke oko Save, Dunava i Dnjepra su bile drage, vesele i pjevale su pjesme. Također su pomagale junacima u boju, zbog čega su česta tema narodne poezije. U svojim zabavama odabrale bi neku vrbu ili brezu pored rijeke na koju bi se popele, pa bi noću skakale s nje i plesale. Ujutro, na mjestu gdje su plesale, trava i žito raslo bi obilnije. Ali, prema nekim mitovima, tko vidi rusalke u njihovu plesu, odmah onijemi. Naprotiv, rusalke sjevernije u Istočnoj Europi bile su zle, blijede djevojke oronula izgleda koje su mučile i ubijale sve koji bi dopali u njihove ruke. Često su u liku lijepih djevojaka zavodile i potom ubijale muškarce, posebno one kojima nisu bili skloni.
Some finnish lyrics:
On autot ja asuntolainat
On koira ja kakarat
On Ikea-kalusteet ja
vaimolla salilla treenatut pakarat
Keräämme bonuksia, se kannattaa kyllä
Lauantai-iltana käymme alueella
>Mon pouvoir tient ma gloire et ma gloire aux victoires que j'ai remportées. Ma puissance tomberait si je ne lui donnais pas pour base encore de la gloire et des victoires nouvelles. La conquête m'a fait ce que je suis, la conquête seule peut me maintenir
I tried http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qPbta15sFL
>Ahora se habla de democracia. Nosotros, los españoles, ya la hemos conocido. Y no nos dio resultado. Cuando otros van hacia la democracia, nosotros ya estamos de vuelta. Estamos dispuestos a sentarnos en la meta y esperar a que los otros regresen también
You pronounce well, only small mistakes, but I think you noticed them yourself while you recorded. Have you perhaps studied finnish at some point?
Yes I have, but that was years ago and I didn't get very far
Inte Malmö heller
I always feel the need to point out it's not Malmö because of the shitty reputation it has here.
You have very standard foreign accent which some people have problem at understanding, but I personally don't mind it. Double L seemed to give you the most problem there.
How is the finnish accent different from other accents?
Det är jag, jag bor jättenära Danmark och Malmö, men inte I Malmö. Jag åker tillbaks om ett par dagar.
Trevlig stad men jag flyttade därifrån pga jobb.
Känns som en nomad.
Well, it is common but not universal. Also, >>53183525 :^)
Den ser snygg ut. Själv skulle jag vilja flytta till Helsinki i år, men alla de ärenden man måste göra innan och efter flytten låter väldigt jobbiga. Jag vet inte om jag ska klara allt detta :/.