No Voc thread? Here's one "en las voces de los n

I'm not good at Spanish though

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d0pzglrcze

Here's a German text:

Die Gedanken sind frei,
wer kann sie erraten,
sie fliehen vorbei,
wie nächtliche Schatten.
Kein Mensch kann sie wissen,
kein Jäger erschießen.
Es bleibet dabei:
Die Gedanken sind frei.

>>53143380
BUENOS AIRES
U
E
N
O
S

A
I
R
E
S

>>53143557

It's very obviously a young male

>>53143380
M Ü N S T E R
Ü
N
S
T
E
R

>>53143380
Your pronuntiation is pretty good tbqh, also you didn't had a problem with the ''ñ ''
I call that bullshit, obviously you studied Spanish before.

>>53143380

Not too bad actually, I probably screwed up desu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MC4A5pCykk

>>53143380
You sound like a loser you failed femanon.

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Alstu

>>53144006

Pls rate German anons

>>53143380

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zk981EQoRc

Please r8


Can post English if anyone wants.

>>53143952
I did at highschool 3 years ago, only for a year and very basic. So actually I barely know how to pronounce most words

some English

David Cameron is to allow ministers to campaign for either side in the referendum once a deal is reached on the UK's relationship with the EU.

He said the UK government would make a recommendation to the British people on which way to vote in the referendum.

But he told MPs "it will be open to individual ministers to take a different, personal decision while remaining part of the government".

The referendum on whether the UK stays in the EU will be held before 2018.

A number of cabinet ministers are thought to favour an out vote, with Mr Cameron expected to campaign for Britain to remain in the EU, although he has said he rules nothing out if he does not get what he wants from his renegotiations.

If the PM had decided to insist on collective cabinet responsibility, he would have been forced to sack ministers who disagreed with him.


My example:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sbIKDF4eFs

>>53144435

>Pls rate German anons

You should know better than to ask that lad.

I can't really rate properly as my German isn't that great but

"ie" is not pronounced like the ie in "die" it's more like the ee in "need" there were other errors but i'll leave that to the good grace of the already vacant German posters.

>>53145532

My only knowledge of German comes from WWII movies tbqf. Thanks I thought it was eye not ee

>>53144006
Your worst errors were the "die" as a French guy already said and you pronounced "vorbei" in the most fancy way ever. It's more like "for+by" with a German "R" though.

You seem to struggle the most with "ie" and "ei"

>>53144039
O-ok, das r00d though

>>53144515
You're doing pretty well and you have a clear voice.

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>>53145810
>French guy
:^)


Cheers for the r8, though

>>53143380
English translation for those who are intrested
Thoughts are free, who can guess them?
They fly by like nocturnal shadows.
No man can know them, no hunter can shoot them
with powder and lead: Thoughts are free!

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>>53146219

>Thoughts are free!

Unlike Koelsch women
#Einearmlaenge !

>>53146043
Oh sorry Nigel, how are ypu enjoying my neighbour cunt?

>>53146219
>dgw die gmx Werbung mich dazu gebracht hat, es zu posten

>>53146352
I-it's an old folk song

>>53146639

I'll be in your cunt soon :^)

Duesseldorf, Koeln, Bonn, Erfurt and Dresden :DD

Excited, desu.

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>>53146787
chose the best cities mate have fun

>>53145810

What's the strange looking B and Hard R?

>>53147151
The strange looking B is not a B at all
>ß
This is a sharply pronounced S

The hard R is similar to the French R but not as harsh as how the pronounce it

>>53146865

Is this some attempt at humour?

Lieb sein, du Ausgeleierte Fotze
Duesseldorf is nice

Koeln to get the bus

Bonn for stop over(not worth the mention)

Erfurt and Dresden DDR DDR DDR only going to meet friends

I wanna go to Hamburg, tb h

>>53147372
Nigel, don't be harsh, this wasn't even me :c


>tfw barely anyone posts vovaroos

>>53147567
try the english I posted.

Give more German please

>>53147567
>he thinks nobody will post vocaroos

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0chK7hKaCmo

>>53143380

post "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" Voc please

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>>53147567
>>tfw barely anyone posts vovaroos
>Posting vocaroos in a vocaroo thread

>>53147804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Eybv5dLW1f

>>53147631
>>53147804

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R1GJXKKi3U

rate pls

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>>53147965

Top kek.

No wonder the German women are flooding into the immigrants arms

Stylish, Hans

>>53147965

Sound like the average American desu

>>53143380
had to try
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nr5VJpgImK

>>53143380
P-pls be in Köln.

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>>53147965
kek that made my day.

>>53145291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KWs9b5lbhd
Wish I could talk slower.

>>53148351

Post some qt finnish text

>>53148547
Hard mode:
Alussa olivat suo, kuokka ja Jussi. Mutta suo on pappilan aluetta ja pappilassa -vuosimiehenä oleva Jussi pyytää rovastilta torpan perustamisluvan alueelle.

Rovastilta luvan saatuaan Jussi alkaa perata suota ja avata koskea. Kyläläiset käyvät katsomassa uutta torpanpaikkaa ja Kylä-Pentin vanhaisäntä, joka on saanut suonraivauksesta mitalin ja lisänimen Suo-Keisari, lupaa Jussille lehmävasikan ja karitsaparin.

>>53142840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s142DVcj17jQ

>>53148498

I've no issues with that, good job and nice accent.

>>53148547
I know a qt Finnish song

Tuoll on mun kultani, ain yhä tuolla
kuninkaan kultaisen kartanon puolla.
Voi minun lintuni, voi minun kultani,
kun et tule jo, kun et tule jo!

Linnut ne laulavat sorialla suulla,
soriampi kultani ääni on kuulla.
Voi minun kultani jne.

Tule, tule kultani, tule kotipuoleen,
taikka jo menehynkin ikävään ja huoleen.
Voi minun kultani jne.

>>53148701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11TmieCK21P

>>53145291
Whew, that was long

>>53148936
You are very very good. Have you perhaps been learning finnish before?

>>53148807
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12IhHc05Y5k

>>53149057
I have.

>>53148701
did I butcher it?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11WTmlgcl5K

>>53149202
I fully understand everything youre saying but you have very strong accent. You seem to grasp well how to pronounce different words.

>>53148964
did you not do it?

>>53149327
Thanks anon, out of curiosity what kind of accent did I have? I didn't want to pronounce things with a common American English accent on them

>>53149409
oh, damn, forgot to post it :P
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WR5cmIquFi

>>53149191
Yep yep, you could pass as a finn

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>>53149494
>you could pass as a finn

>>53142840
P-pls post rest

>>53149484
Its hard to say, all foreigners seem to speak very similarily. Maybe its an indo-european thing?
Im not sure but maybe its you j, s, k. Atleast k needs to be harder

I can say the finnish alphabet here if it helps
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z å ä ö

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tayaHsE6ri

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P9pOFAcLqD

>>53142840
im going to need a source for that

>>53149494
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WR5cmIquFi

bloody great sounding accent, tb h.

If I were to be critical I would say that you should work a little on yout "th" but that's a problem for almost all non anglos

>>53149409
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wbH1vNLFoF
That was really long

>>53147804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01UKfqjRVce
Sorry for not shouting it, my brother would think I'm weird if he heard that lmao

>hope I didn't mix up both links

>>53142840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11WTmlgcl5K

>>53142840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hpYJH4nU9v

>>53143380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g3FyJpnkFT

>>53149494
>tfw sang this once >>53148807 for a Finnish girl to r8 it
>she said some parts sounded 10/10 like a Finn and 2/10 could not understand shit.
I don't even know any Finnish and never really heard it so I'm totally fine with this lmao

>>53143380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VjQfxWZsH7

>>53149917

Really good job, actually. Much more anglo than I expected.

Try harder on your vowels or you'll be at risk of sounding like a fucking australian.

9/10

> 12 year old hans has a clearer accent than most Americans on the board

>>53149894
thanks, im happy that didn't come out as a finnish rally driver english.

>>53147804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WCmwmmtepa

>>53148807
for future occasions :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vBSavFOyLD

>>53150335
>finnish rally driver english.
>we had to stop because it came some stone through Timo's seat, up in the ass of Timo

>>53142840
CHICANOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53150616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UJJJtILqLW
for you rally fans :)

btw do you speak slovak or czech?
can you give us a sample text?

>>53150282
>the 3rd Bong to tell me I sound Stryan
Oh well, maybe the had a point though Aussies never said so, they think it sounds British or Merican. I assume I adapted to a bunch of Anglo accents ny coincidence and that's the result.

Kekked irl at that about the 12 years old Hans


>>53150335
Thank you :D
I think I still have the vocaroo of me singing it. If I find it, would you mind telling me the parts I'm pronouncing really wrong? I can't really recognise it that well by only hearing how it's actually said.

>>53149917
Very sexy bby I almost came

>>53150863
Sure, why not. I can try to point out the mistakes and give a good feedback

>>53150923
>being aroused by a 12 y.o. trap
Ok.

>>53150863

your "r" certainly doesn't sound American so I wouldn't agree with the bogans. It's an odd accent as it has a bit of everything. Don't worry about it

>>53142840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RZT7yFoRR6

>>53143380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vdzWPsm63j


>>53148807
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HAfG9dx03S

and a 'murrican for fun
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tRGG5QcVO7
Finaly, portuguese, my language
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JfyPhbgu2w


Give it a try "Pois é, orgia. Quem nunca? Quem nunca quis participar nesta javardeira com aquelas porcas com que sonhavam aos 12? Pamelas Andersen e Carmens Electra? Não mintam seus conas.
Apresento vos a Ginette que é claramente menina para entrar numa brincadeira dessas e trazer a sua experiência para o grupo. Seria uma luta greco romana bem oleada numa mansão de gente fina durante o dia, um vazio de valores e putaria noite fora.
Bem metida não entala qualquer que seja a dica por vós dada. Meninos e meninas façam uso da Gilette, preparem as vossas armas e varram direita a Ginette.
Só custa a cabecinha, o resto é pescoço e no meio desta molhada é sem espinhas, sem caroço!"

Rate and hope you have a blast like I did.

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>>53150797
You could say that I speak both.

Slovak:
Stojí, stojí mohyla.
Na mohyle zlá chvíľa,
na mohyle tŕnie, chrastie
a v tom tŕní, chrastí rastie,
rastie, kvety rozvíja
jedna žltá ľalija.
Tá ľalija smutno vzdychá:
Hlávku moju tŕnie pichá
a nožičky oheň páli —
pomôžte mi v mojom žiali!

Czech:
Byl pozdní večer – první máj –
večerní máj – byl lásky čas.
Hrdliččin zval ku lásce hlas,
kde borový zaváněl háj.
O lásce šeptal tichý mech;
květoucí strom lhal lásky žel,
svou lásku slavík růži pěl,
růžinu jevil vonný vzdech.

Be quick, because I'm going to bed soon. Or we could do a raincheck tomorrow ;).

>>53150992
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YE32DRzanB

>>53151214
Can't you post a shorter text in Poortuguese? (/-\)

>>53151214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yoGHjALhSj

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>>53151214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EJKRtd4v0t

Im trying to learn portuguese but i am really bad

P-pls forgive if i was bad

>>53151471

Righty-ho:

10 Técnicas simples e básicas de “Wing Chun” para dares coça na bandidagem sem te cansares muito e sem sujares a roupa!

>>53151573
>>53151602

Not bad at all, mates!

>>53151612
I'll do this one, jsut for the fun of it and it might give a little basis

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kygjUwdbme

I'm having so much fun

>>53151214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02XSiY7tnS8
I tried but I read most of it as if it was Spanish

>>53151214
Never tried portuguese before
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06t0IJDPVpi

>>53151249
Ill give you my authentic finnish accent
slovak:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LYibxGDStJ

czech:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OJOt91LH1e

Both felt really hard, so i probably didnt ace them :)


>>53151471
You sung it very good, maybe try to get harder sounding 't', it sounds a bit like 'th'

Im not sure what the finnish girl was talking about. Its totally understandable besides few words.

Maybe she didn't understand sorialla/soriampi and that menehynki. Don't worry, its old finnish, and most finns don't understand those words either :)

>>53151963
Your vowels sounded great, but you had unsurprisingly great problems with consonant clusters ;). I would not be able to say that you were Finnish based on that though.

>>53152171
Atleast i got something right. And yeah, those consonant clusters were a pain :)

>>53151612
Sorry, it turned out quite silent
And I'm not really good at Portuguese
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03BXajlPvKH

>>53151963
Alright, nice to hear, actually I know this song in German and figured out it was Finnish sometime

>>53151214

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tOKOccOfjo
How'd I do

>>53149917

Post sexy sex sounds and say "give me your American dick hard"

>>53152430
Can you give me a short german text to try out?

>>53152673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f6OjjxAjVK
;) satisfied

>>53142840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ORFRxZ2DOz

>>53152430

You did ok-ish. Are you a girl or a very young boy?

>>53151940
Spanish is kinda easy mode, innit? Pretty decent.

>>53151963
>>53152502

You kinda both sound spanish but did pretty well.


Here's some crap just for the hell of it:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EDd9C6JAkQ

>>53152673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JBrFAI5YNX

Enjoy.

>>53152860
>Are you a girl or a very young boy?

It's always the latter on 4chan.

>>53152860
Thanks, btw do the brazilians spell their portuguese like spanish or what is the main difference between your 'dialects'?

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>>53152673

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tls3poEnJH

>>53152673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BXyIkwvykV

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>>53153148
Fucking Nigel :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>53153097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VciRyeqhby

>>53153182
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BXyIkwvykV

Watch out Eero, you'll make Dermot Jealous

>>53152812
This should be easy

Nichts ist einfacher, als sich schwierig auszudrücken. Und nichts ist schwieriger als sich einfach auszudrücken.

You're cool btw :D
>>53152860
Of course I'm a little boy and that's why I don't understand those crazy Americans, urgh >>53152673 >>53150923
And actually I'm half Hue and as I recorded the vocaroo I didn't want my mum to hear me talking about coke lmao. I also never learnt the language, I only understand it. That's why my pronunciation is so bad.

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Who's up for boker?

>>53153148

FOOKIN NAIGEU, OY YA CHEEKY CONT OI GOT ONE FER YE http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cMRoeJXWwQ

>>53153355
>>53153182
>>53153148
>>53153004
>>53152812
LMAO

>>53153257
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VciRyeqhby
fair enough, I think i get it

>>53153298
thanks, glad I could help you with the spelling :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LWFWF8PA6Q

Cartman-ish. 11pm, neighbours home, can't loud it up

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09dY6d5Xnb0

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POST YOU SAYING:
WE WUZ KINGS 'N SHIET!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01RHB5htMsS

>>53153568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13ftacIqnLk

>>53153298

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12aiw5JTndF

sorrry i know it was for the finn but can you r8 me too lad?

>>53153355

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1elT2m43BDG

>>53153525
Pronunciation you mean :L
And that wasn't bad, but you pronounced "schwieriger" as "swieriger".
Just pronounce the sch as the English sh

>>53143380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gdoKgZcub7
How did I do? It's been quite a while since I've spoken (or even heard) German.

I HAVE THE HONOR TO WORK AS A MESSAGER OF A POLACK, HEAR HIS VOCAROOS:
>>53143380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10WqnGLg49A
>>53148701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0svq4ueUl67
>>53151214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dPGOXYgwCP

>>53153679
Haha, no need to be sorry
You're pretty good Nigel and lmao at the ending. Should be fünf Armlänge instead of only one imo

>>53153679
>>53153568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QhnYeYaEuK
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wz810Au4KR

Post

>t. Alberto Barbosa
>t. is terveisin

>>53153568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bWB6HuISyM

>>53153785
>>53153812
Both German vocaroos were nearly perfect, very well done

>>53153750
Yeah I meant pronounciation. Thanks for the tip, i'm gonna pick up german again someday and try put it into good use :)

>>53153908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XURIfBRafl

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o-ok

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>>53153908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ERscDWcMoQ

>>53154146
Give me the link, bruv. I'm up fro some fun

>>53154199

#ok

https://faces.ethz.ch/

>>53154284
Ah, can't be buggered with apps

>>53154434

wow, nice. i go through all that fricking effort after i closed the tab, to go back to reddit, copy the link, and make a new post here for you. nice, real nice.

portugal isnt even a real country, it's just western spain.

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>>53154434
It's not an app, you can also do it directly on the site

>mfw Jesus
And before some of you ask, thus pic was suggested to me by the site

>>53154644

i cant even....... THIS GUY IS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ME!?

>>53154708
They have high standards, Jesus isn't even Godlike according to them

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wew lad

>>53154708
I don't know if he is more attractive, but he's more ebin for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA

>>53154881
>>53154644
>>53154560
Any of you qt boipussies want to post themselves?

>>53154821
Exactly my thoughts. But it also seems pretty easy to get hot or nice with this. No matter what picture i used, I got either.

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>>53154518
Fine, bb. Just for you.


>>53154560
Glad to have our saviour itt.

>>53154944
Lol no #eineArmlänge

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#bestapp

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Shit taste.

>>53155011
Naw, you must have an aesthetic face, I get nice at most because my facial features are mostly softer.

Also
>upload pic where I look straight into the came
>doesn't recognise a face
>upload pic in a random angle
>it recognise a face

>>53155434
>try again
>take pic
>apparently I look younger than 18
Lads, confirmed for 12 y.o. boy

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aww, but I tried so hard ;)

>>53155434
Yeah, same thing here. Didn't get a recognation when I had a pic that looked straight to the camera.

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>>53155618
Lmao, a portrait I drew is stunning

>>53155874
Well atleast it seems to work with drawn pictures quite well. I'm still baffled how it recognized my 5second doodle.

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Status for miss korea 2015:
BTFO
T
F
O

>>53155874

i still cant figure out from that portrait whether you're a girl or a metrosexual high-schooler.

>>53156111
Looks like a typical german to me.

>>53156156
The portrait is of a Brit desu

>>53156111
:^)

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poor miss sweden

>>53156359
>tfw better than miss Sweden

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>>53156359

>mfw better than miss sweden

2:46 AM already, damn apps. Well its better call it a day.

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Definitely an angel

>>53156738

who dat?

>>53156806
Me ocf >>53156111 I'm so metro, I look like a grill

Adriana Lima, a Victoria Secret Angel

>>53156806
Adriana lima?
Still 3DPD

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I never post pics of myself but I guess that won't be much recognisable
MY SHOULDER IS HAWT LADS, IT'S HAWT
>pic is a negative of a smug face with a drawn on stache fyi

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>>53157216
>I never post pics of myself

yeah me neither

>>53157345
Wait, now I recognise you. I think you might know me lmao

>>53157594

Probably not, I don't have any friends.

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>>53158122
>I don't have any friends.
M-maybe we could be friends, Babs

>>53158122

> I don't have any friends

Deep

>>53158122
Do you ever post in /cp/? If so, you might actually know me since I'm a meme poster there..
I know your IP account.

>>53142840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d0pzglrcze
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vSnCh0u5pH
how bad i fuck up buds

>>53158378
Sounds pretty American but you're understandable

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>>53158265

No, only once or twice. It's possible someone else posted my profile. Or if you are indeed a German girl then it's highly likely I've viewed your profile at least 3 times if you fit my search criteria.

>>53152846
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ORFRxZ2DOz
>en las voggges
FULL ISTANBUL

>>53158494

I like those odds :DD

>tfw not the only Gerry profile stalker

Feels good man

>>53158462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fq7xI61WnT

>>53158494
You didn't, I'm 19
Well, did you post wjen you were new to IP? It's extremely easy to find new profiles, I'm quite a pro at that, it made some posters think I'm a creep. Also, since you mention vocaroo in your profile it's even easier.

>this total lack of autism

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KD5gSkTi9a

>>53158596
You're also on IP?

>>53158603
What the heck was that?

>>53158680

Right, it's easy to find my profile. If you just Google reverse image search you can find it since it's my avatar.

>I'm quite a pro at that, it made some posters think I'm a creep

I know that feel. You find a person's InterPals profile, home address, e-Mail, full name, and suddenly you're a "stalker".

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>>53145291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ndko6T8Rag
Record:
Triple six, five, forked tongue
Subatomic penetration rapid fire through your skull
How I shot it on one taking it back to the days of trying to lose control
Swerving in a blaze of fire, raging through my bones
Oh shit I'm feeling it - Takyon
Hell yeah, fuck yeah, I feel like killing it - Takyon
Alright that’s tight, what its like to experience - Takyon

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>>53158745
>>this total lack of autism
If only you knew...

>>53153908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eElbNIljEB

>>53158856
This thread was too serious for my taste. Wanted to lighten the mood.

>>53158913
Nah you did right, don't worry, it was original

>>53158781
Well, I could actually view you if you want

Some people just don't know how to protect the privacy. I found some guys facebook profile and after that I knew literally everything about him, including the address, relatives, that he's in Armenia (he's American) lately

But the reason thinking that I'm a creep is a bit different. There used to be a guy that made a list of all the 4chan people on IP and I continued updating it after he stopped.
>pic related is the list
It's like maximum autism, especially when a girl updates it
http://imgur.com/hBSz3nZ

>>53158972
I can try in French, my accent is actually decent.
Got anything good for me?

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>>53147965
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R1GJXKKi3U

>>53159120
A text to read or a song to nanana lalala ?

>>53158755
i am

>>53158810
noice recording, you sound like an infomercial played through an airplane cabin speaker

you asking me to record that?

>>53159157
Sure am, homie
Remember to stay noided throughout

>>53159148
to nanana lalala
It's always more fun to sing along.

>>53159157
D-do you know me?@_@

>>53159204
>noided
no idea what that is.

I'm assuming it's a rap in which case you're asking the wrong anon.

So I'll just record it as if reading a book.

> sorry to ruin your expectations

>>53159214
There https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsmT5MVGQ_g

>>53159005

>Well, I could actually view you if you want

Yeah, that way I might figure out if I ever viewed your profile in the past.

>http://imgur.com/hBSz3nZ

topkek

I've creeped on one of the people on there at least half a dozen times.

Feel free to add me to the list btw.

>>53159301

Doubt it.

I'm happy I don't considering >>53159005

>>53159005
>http://imgur.com/hBSz3nZ

HA, just noticed that Basquelad's on the list.

>>53159323
Fucking christ dude.

>>53159517
What ?

>>53159539
Incredibly hard to follow without knowing the rhythm.
I enjoy brassens as much as the next but holy fuck this is hard.

This one is for everyone: prologue to the Canterbury Tales

WHAN that Aprille with his shoures soote
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan Zephirus eek with his swete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his halfe cours y-ronne,
And smale fowles maken melodye,
That slepen al the night with open ye,
(So priketh hem nature in hir corages):
Than longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmers for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, couthe in sondry londes;
And specially, from every shires ende
Of Engelond, to Caunterbury they wende,
The holy blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen, whan that they were seke.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12A1OW11Ebu

Want to hear foreigners especially. Post your languages own old classics!

>>53159580
Well it's easier to do it with a song you already know rather than learning a new rythm, feel free to pick a song you already know

>>53159333
>>53159364
I don't update it anymore, I stopped dping that like 6 months ago. It was nice while it lasted though.
No worries Nigel and to the American, I'll view you later. I don't wanna sign in right now, otherwise I'll have to answer message..>_>

>>53159594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zb1R3LvK4A
Have some 12th century french, pic related

"Brother I am calling from the Valley of the Kings with nothing to atone a dark March lies ahead together we will ride like thunder from the sky may your sword stay wet like a young girl in her prime hold your hammers high
Blood and death are waiting like a Raven in the sky I was born to die hear me while I live as I look into your eyes none shall hear a lie
power and dominion are taken by the will by divine right to him and kill

I have a though one for you guys

De los sos ojos tan fuerte mientre lorando
tornava la cabeça y estava los catando.
Vio puertas abiertas e uços sin cañados,
alcandaras vazias sin pielles e sin mantos
e sin falcones e sin adtores mudados.

Sospiro mio Çid ca mucho avie grandes cuidados.
Ffablo mio Çid bien e tan mesurado:
"¡Grado a ti, señor, padre que estas en alto!
¡Esto me an buelto mios enemigos malos!"
Alli pienssan de aguijar, alli sueltan las riendas.
thats old spanish, lets see if you can speak this

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>>53159710
Forgot pic, fug

>>53159726

Forgot to say sing and post lads
Also it's Brothers

>>53159005
Not there, feels good

>>53159620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KIMfUBmJvJ

>>53159810
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KIMfUBmJvJ
>Cul de quoi ?
Cul-de-jatte, it's a person without legs t b h
You did really well, the rythm of the chorus is hard to catch so good job on that, and you also have a good pronounciation.
Noice
o
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c
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>>53159662
>I'll view you later

you don't have my profile.

>>53159748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0paMRW73e5V
Gave it my best shot
Do the canterbury gauchoman

>>53159899
Thank you.
France is our greatest ally, the minimun is to learn the language to a good degree.

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>>53159936
I couldn't agree more, I couldn't agree more...

>>53159935
nice voice, i can tell you know some spanish words because you spelled some of them in their current version

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>>53159754
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rTLXHcHoXc
>tfw you don't know shit about french orthography

Remember, it's bad form to just listen to the vocaroos. Do your own!

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>>53159662
>I don't wanna sign in right now, otherwise I'll have to answer message

What does "answer message" mean?

>>53159904
Rearead it Nigel, I meant the American :)

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>>53145291
Pls rate, lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N7Va5pJqMz

>>53160040
messages I mean, my auto-correct

I have ~125, not because I'm popular but I'm a massive procrastinator and Arabs always message everything with two legs and an alright profile picture

>>53160056
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N7Va5pJqMz


Very good m8. Other than the odd word which had an unusual emphasis, it was diamond. Cool accent aswell.

9/10

>>53160032
>>tfw you don't know shit about french orthography
Well it's ancient french, so it's even more fucked up pronounciation and orthography-wise. For the little I know, it should sound like this : http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hV02Qj0hz8

>>53145291
Holy shit your accent is actually pretty good.
10/10.

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>>53160047

my bad

>>53160056
Bretty good voice, just a touch of accent and didn't get hung up on any words.

LET'S GET FALL OF ROME UP HERE

Hwæt! We Gar-Dena in gear-dagum

þeod-cyninga, þrym gefrunon,

hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!

Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum

monegum mægþum meodo-setla ofteah;

egsode eorlas syððan ærest wearð

feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,

weox under wolcnum, weorð-myndum þah,

oðæt him æghwylc þara ymb-sittendra

ofer hron-rade hyran scolde,

gomban gyldan. Þæt wæs god cyning!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y3K16dBbVw

>>53160190
Holy fuck that is a great accent. Where do you come from?

>>53160224

Well I should hope so, I'm English.

>>53160187
Thanks mate, the odd emphasis was because some words seem alike to others for me and I have to check them before pronouncing them.

>>53160255
T-thanks, I'm from Brittany

>>53160255
fresh out the time machine from lugdunum baby

>>53160286

Hey no worries, like I said, it was great.

I found this.
http://i.imgur.com/vlVz8w6.gif

>>53160233
You can always bost your brofil though :^}

>>53160347
Pretty sweet tits, but can you recite the opening lines del Mio Cid?

>>53160313
Pretty much.

>>53160374
>having an IP account when /int/ exists
Worthless.

>>53160347
>http://i.imgur.com/vlVz8w6.gif

oh my, that was worth the click

>>53160374

you mad br0?

If you want it ask the yank once you've added him

>>53145291
>>53160224
lmao

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>>53160483

Every fucking thread

>>53160459
I was just kidding
Though why are you actually on France and spend your time shitposting?

Guess my country

>>53145291

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BJWoOwp67G


>>53143380

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k7NcHhIVaL

>>53142840

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NTjIbUXQNF

>>53151214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ux7UGOvIM6

>>53159323

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ToL5XRZ2WW

>>53160621

because there isn't much to do at this time of the morning but shitpost.

Soon i'll be shitposting under your flag, luckily no matter how hard I try I can't make the average kraut poster any more autistic than they already are

>>53160717
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ToL5XRZ2WW
Sounds french as fuck, France/Belgium/Switzerland ?

>>53160717

no idea but good attempt. I'm sure you're not spanish, I can understand you.

>>53160717
Cataluña

>>53160717
Netherlands.

>>53160185
>messages I mean, my auto-correct

Oh I wasn't jibing at your English, I meant like "I don't understand the concept of answering messages."

>not because I'm popular but I'm a massive procrastinator

same. I just messages a Gerry a couple days ago after like 4 months.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KrjPUoybCX

Will post some spanish if anyone's interested.

>>53160850
>>53160840

Seriously ?

>>53160782

Yeah i'm not, good job mate

>>53160717
I can't tell but speaking Spanish you use a hard R. There aren't too many languages I know that use tha type of R, only Dutch and French. Maybe something Arabian though, they also have such sounds

>>53160729
It's hard to be as autistic as we are, I totally admit it. But enjoy your time here and have fun with my flag. Amd don't forget anout the Armlänge when you're in Köln!

>>53161040

Your lot also use a hard R innit

>>53161040
Cheers bro. Truth be told, the Germans are great fun in person. Always had fun in Germany.

>>53160717
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BJWoOwp67G
Either some esoteric islamic country, balkans or Icelandic

There better be another Voc thread after I get home from work in 10 hours, or so help me...

>>53161143
The thread is pretty ded, you should tell us now.

However, thanks for this great thread lads!

>>53155011
That's 'cause you're a fucking qt, Eero :3

>>53154284
>hmmm
I think the robot is broken.

cool thread fellas

>>53160717
Sri Lanka

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s00zR7QQqLJi

>>53151612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BcnfW8GuJw

>>53143380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FqX9aGwMFu

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sauce on pic?
found the gif but not the name

>>53143380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yHgNdzbaJe

>>53148498
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KWs9b5lbhd

Man, that's really good.

>>53145291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s173WtUWjOyK

>>53148701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1If4oZlF987

>>53151214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uwMPSakeSQ

>>53153568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D5ZVkvxgNo

>>53159594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15BNL56Ke6t

>>53159748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eWvN8tvcBf

>>53142840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wOgxFOT5Wv

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>>53161811
You'll have this one at least

>>53174402

thx bud!

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lordie lord this thing's still going :DDD

Noice.

Any German up for grabs?

>>53177790

I wouldn't mind grabbin' a German qt desu

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>>53177866
You can have the autist that kept a file of IP accounts.

Match made in heaven, desu

>>53169495
blondbunny

>>53178017

Did you ever stop to think that maybe you're the weird one? Maybe it's normal to do that kind of stuff, quit being so judgy.

>>53143380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02C77QQowPp
>>53145291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ghKjLULslZ
>>53159748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vrhgch0bcg

also if anyone wants
Bila su to zla i pakosna bića, nisu voljeli ljude pa su ih uvijek vrebali kako bi ih odveli u vodu. Tijekom dana, odmarali bi se u svojim podvodnim dvorima, ali navečer bi izlazili na površinu i vrebali neoprezne kupače. Ako bi Vodanoj uhvatio nekog čovjeka da se kupa poslije zalaska sunca, zarobio bi ih i odveo u svoje podvodno kraljevstvo gdje bi postali njegovi robovi.

>>53178497

>normal to make a list of all the people in IP who happen to use 4chan. Compile it, and save it on imgur

>normal

You see, this is when I hope to god you're joking. Otherwise you're a goner


>>53178673

Very well done m8, nice and clear

Btw i'm french.

English :
Let tyrants fear. I have always so behaved myself that, under God, I have placed my chiefest strength and safeguard in the loyal hearts and good-will of my subjects; and therefore I am come amongst you, as you see, at this time, not for my recreation and disport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live and die amongst you all; to lay down for my God, and for my kingdom, and my people, my honour and my blood, even in the dust.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yuFsNorQCr
French :
Mon pouvoir tient ma gloire et ma gloire aux victoires que j'ai remportées. Ma puissance tomberait si je ne lui donnais pas pour base encore de la gloire et des victoires nouvelles. La conquête m'a fait ce que je suis, la conquête seule peut me maintenir
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1risveWGWLS
German :
Wenn es dem internationalen Finanzjudentum in und außerhalb Europas gelingen sollte, die Völker noch einmal in einen Weltkrieg zu stürzen, dann wird das Ergebnis nicht der Sieg des Judentums sein, sondern die Vernichtung der jüdischen Rasse in Europa!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UPdaUWbShS
Spanish :
Ahora se habla de democracia. Nosotros, los españoles, ya la hemos conocido. Y no nos dio resultado. Cuando otros van hacia la democracia, nosotros ya estamos de vuelta. Estamos dispuestos a sentarnos en la meta y esperar a que los otros regresen también
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EQEVPps2lj

>>53178926
>Otherwise you're a goner

Nigel we were both goners the day we said "Golly gee, this 4chan website is quite nifty, I think I'm gonna post on it everyday now."

>>53179041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I8zNPymhg7
also cockney/10

>>53179041
>Btw i'm french.
Ha ! I knew it, your french was so good it was the only possibility

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>>53179173
>Golly gee, this 4chan website is quite nifty

giggled irl

ahahahaHHAAHAHAHhahahahHAHahahHAHhahahahHAHAHAHAHhahHAHHAHAHAhahahahah lads

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>>53179708

alri la, i'd calm down tb h.

>>53179041
6/10
>Acento español
>Blargh

>>53142840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04rnejBJN6i
>>53143380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vosAlzpTai
>>53145291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GIkF7DGvug
>>53151214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07TRsSpoxFy
>>53159594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wUlqIzXsb8
>>53159748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AwDwNeUKYh
>>53159754
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sTcnImadLc
>>53160237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ggGg8e4ajl
>>53178673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CnP8LNMvL2
>>53179041
English: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mhuj87wjUV
French: http://vocaroo.com/i/s16mubeeaXri
German: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EtpIECqftb
Spanish: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dSXlrznxCn

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s04NZOYRkL4j


This is probably filled with extreme sadness.

These threads haven't died yet?

>>53178017
Pssht, I didn't start the list thing

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>>53180140

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifAU55G92FE

>>53151214
Is it just me or your entonation sounds mexican as fudge?

>>53180135
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1risveWGWLS

Good Lord...

>>53179260

Cockney ? How so ? Nice voice btw mate

>>53180135
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sTcnImadLc
I can't even rate that kek, I don't know the proper pronounciation for ancient french. Just roll your r's and pronounce some letters that look like they should be silent, and sometimes pronounce letters that aren't even there, like "deu" that sounds like "dieu"
9/10 for the effort though

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Olala, this thread still going?

In that case, requesting Swedish, Finnish, Norwegian, Greek, Hungarian, Italian, Serbo-Croatian or Polish. In no particular order.

>>53182168
enjoy m8
Rusalke oko Save, Dunava i Dnjepra su bile drage, vesele i pjevale su pjesme. Također su pomagale junacima u boju, zbog čega su česta tema narodne poezije. U svojim zabavama odabrale bi neku vrbu ili brezu pored rijeke na koju bi se popele, pa bi noću skakale s nje i plesale. Ujutro, na mjestu gdje su plesale, trava i žito raslo bi obilnije. Ali, prema nekim mitovima, tko vidi rusalke u njihovu plesu, odmah onijemi. Naprotiv, rusalke sjevernije u Istočnoj Europi bile su zle, blijede djevojke oronula izgleda koje su mučile i ubijale sve koji bi dopali u njihove ruke. Često su u liku lijepih djevojaka zavodile i potom ubijale muškarce, posebno one kojima nisu bili skloni.

>>53159754
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oWET6P3g4P
no fucking idea

>>53179041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MtaXVHJlfP
skipped german but did the others give us a rate mate

>>53182581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EGRoRqzWu3

Oh great the thread is still going

>>53182581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZmxTfnlCk8
slavic languages mang

Some finnish lyrics:
On autot ja asuntolainat
On koira ja kakarat
On Ikea-kalusteet ja
vaimolla salilla treenatut pakarat
Keräämme bonuksia, se kannattaa kyllä
Lauantai-iltana käymme alueella
lapsilta kielletyllä

>>53179041
Ça va?http://vocaroo.com/i/s029BKNauOQ5

>>53183910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04AdfwdzpIV

>>53184198

I cant' understand what you're saying mate, sorry

>>53184712
That went well. Only a slight accent gives away that you're not a native finnish speaker :)

>>53184827
Better than I expected then!

I recorded this for another thread but didn't get any rating http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qAKVkmLzxY

>>53179041
>Mon pouvoir tient ma gloire et ma gloire aux victoires que j'ai remportées. Ma puissance tomberait si je ne lui donnais pas pour base encore de la gloire et des victoires nouvelles. La conquête m'a fait ce que je suis, la conquête seule peut me maintenir
I tried http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qPbta15sFL
>Ahora se habla de democracia. Nosotros, los españoles, ya la hemos conocido. Y no nos dio resultado. Cuando otros van hacia la democracia, nosotros ya estamos de vuelta. Estamos dispuestos a sentarnos en la meta y esperar a que los otros regresen también
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q1WSnvOr4r

>>53184973
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qAKVkmLzxY
You pronounce well, only small mistakes, but I think you noticed them yourself while you recorded. Have you perhaps studied finnish at some point?

Anyone interested in an Austrian Vocaroo? People have told me that I don't have an accent in German and English.

>>53185298

Are you the one that sounds American?