The usual shit. The old one at >>53142840
Pred troma rokmi otriasala Európou aféra s konským mäsom pridávaným do mäsových výrobkov. Na verejnosť sa však dostali mená len niekoľkých spracovateľov, ktorí nahrádzali hovädzinu koňacinou. Čoskoro by sa to malo zmeniť.
"u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer."
>implying I don't
Going through old notebooks, feels nostalgic
It's okay, our Lord and Saviour is here now to bump this thread
>our Lord and Saviour
Do you mean François Hollande ?
Hard mode, this is southern dialect
Bin i gsässe,
Ha de Vögle
In ä Garte
Bin i gstande,
Ha de Imbli
Bin i gange,
Gar z'schön hänt's
Und da kummt nu
Und da zeig i
Wie sie's mache,
Und mer lache
Wasn't even bad! The only mistake is that you have to pronounce sp and such as sh-p. In southern Germany we use this "sh" sound everywhere.
8/10, only the southern accents missing and the sh sound
It's from Goethe, it's about Switzerland and birds in particular
that is some evil business right there
I just started learning German some 3 weeks ago, this southern accent/dialect is really interesting and kinda weird even. How well can you guys understand people from the north and vice-versa? And are there other major dialects in Germany?
btw, are you underage or a qt? :^)
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO BODY TEMP
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES
- Brought to you by SquareSpace
cue the hempforce mustard
Your pronunciation is nice for the fact you started 3 weeks ago.
We have so many dialects here, each of them is pretty much like another language.
It's understandable if people use a mix between daily language and a dialect but not at all when they only speak in their dialect.
The southern German dialects and also the official language of the Alsace are based on the language Alemannisch.
Pic related is me btw, I'm a 16y.o. boy
Report me to the mods and I'll report your hue ass to my Führer.
Hey man i'm curious. Here in my town many people speak Pomeranian and a girl from my class even taught me some basic things, like how they say ick instead of ich, alas gaut instead of wie gehts, keil instead of mann, etc. Can people who speak """normal""" German understand Pomeranians at all?
Some spoken Pomeranian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV-DSHBMzUk
Do you live in a town where many Germans used to immigrate to? Like Blumenau?
The ick is typical for northern dialects, so I'll assume that this is somewhat close to Plattdeutsch.
The alas gaut is equal to alles gut which is just conversational language and not part of a particular dialect here.
It was hard to understand because they speak fast and I only grasped that they were talking about the importance of learning such a dialect. And something about writing it but I didn't really get that.
Should be easier to understand for a nothern German, I'm from the very South.
And lmao, at the beginning I thought they were speaking Portuguese because it was pretty fast and the pronunciation sounded a bit like it but as I noticed that I didn't understand it, I realised that it isn't Portuguese.
Lel that's interesting. Before i started learning German i had no idea that the dialects differ this much from one another, i thought it was all the same. I don't properly understand all the differences between the dialects yet but i find it interesting how they sound so different, it seems to be like the difference between brazilian Portuguese and european Portuguese but in the same country.
When my German is good enough i'll try to learn this Pomeranian dialect, it's quite fascinating
>Do you live in a town where many Germans used to immigrate to?
Yep, my greatgrandparents came from Germany and like 30% of my city speaks German, although it's not the Pomeranian dialect (i'm not sure which one it is). That one is spoken in 3 neighbouring cities iirc
Nah, i'm not even from the south
Hmm, I wouldn't bother with learning much about the dialects. It's rather useless since if you moved there you'd only have to get used to one certain dialect or none at all. And everyone can communicate im standard German. I don't speak amy dialect because I grew up with standard German but people around my area speak dialect (which I figured out at the age of 12 lmao). Since then I adapted a bit to it but can't speak it.
Learning a dialect would be hard because only natives will fully be able to speak it, but if you can find any material/books for that Pomeranian dialect, go for it.
>not being from best Brazil
Pretty nice accent
Also, the hrammar of such dialects might make no sense at all. Probably the reason for Dutch grammar being retarded, it's almost the same language as middle-low German from the medieval age.
Yeah i know it will be incredibly useless, but i wanna learn it just out of interest
>not being from best Brazil
lel best Brazil is overrated, i prefer to live here in the rural pseudojungle Tbh
Actually, written Pomeranian looks a lot like Dutch
"Dit broud is mij lijw forbrooke for dij; bringt dij dat hail un giwt dij freer.Nim dij ma un eet un wen duu dat mökst,måk dat uut dank an mij. Dis tass is mij blaud uutloupe fordij; löscht uut dijn schuld un mökt dij frai. Nim dij ma un drink un wen duu dat mökst, måk dat uut dank an mij."
Been in Southern Brazil, it's quite nice.
Also been to Bahia, never seen so many niggers at once.
Yeah Dutch and Plattdeutsch have the same origin, middle-low German. They are quite similar
>Been in Southern Brazil, it's quite nice.
>Also been to Bahia, never seen so many niggers at once.
My state (Espírito Santo aka Holy Spirit) is basically a mix of those two. In the coast there are maaaany pardos and blacks, and here in the interior it's mostly white, with descendants from german and italian immigrants.
Btw, did you go to Salvador in Bahia? Did you like it there? I only went to the south of Bahia in Porto Seguro and it was pretty amazing. The niggers there weren't like the ones in Rio (dirty favelados and such), they were very friendly and open.
Oh, heard that it's actually quite a nice state.
I'm actually half Hue and that's why I've been there. I was in Slavador da Bahia only for two days because of the airport though I can agree with you, the people there can be quite decent from what I've seen. Been at a cheap hotel there and nothing happened at all and the breakfast was actually pretty awesome.
My family is from the South (Minas Gerais) and I have a northern Italian (I think they were actual of Celtic origin), German and afaik also native Indian heritage
That's nice m8. Surprisingly enough when i went to Bahia and Rio de Janeiro i wasn't robbed even once, my trips were quite safe
Dat brazilian-tier racemix tho
>South (Minas Gerais)
hueahueaoueh sorry to tell you man but Minas is pretty far from the south, pic related
Aye, I'm quite a mutt. Are you white?
Well, as someone from a small country I just consider this still as southern. And it's the southern part of Minas. But anyway, I'm not too good with Brazilian geography.
Well, you have a point there
>Aye, I'm quite a mutt.
Lel i don't see a problem in being of mixed race btw
And yeah as the spanish guy said, i guess it still technicaly counts as "south" because it's just south + east. But that's no prob m8
>Are you white?
Well my skin is pale af so i guess i am, although i have black hair and yellowish eyes
Índio, por favor.
>Índio, por favor.
O anon que estás a responder é diferente de mim ES. Estou só lurkando já que não apareceu nenhum texto em francês hoje.
Aliás, não te preocupes porque eu acredito na sua brancura. Afinal, ninguém que fala alemão tem a mínima possibilidade de ser preto :^)
Being a mutt is nice, I have a cool ehe colour due to that. It's mainly a greyish green with a bit of blue amd the colour looks different depending on the light.
>tfw no tall German master race though
Thank you for approving what I said, Pedro >>53205913
Hue nunca se pode ter certeza aqui né mermão.
No thread de hoje à tarde tinha bastante francês até. Tava até bem populado prum thread de vocaroo, chegou a 300+ posts
> Afinal, ninguém que fala alemão tem a mínima possibilidade de ser preto :^)
Say that again cumpadre ;)
I've see a webm where a couple of fat yanks wreck that song on karaoke, sadly i never saved it