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>>53129045
Thats not suprising, millions of russians die in any war
>the cockroach literally edited the wiki article
kek, nice dedication
>>53129045
lolwut
>>53129245
>show up at the end of both wars after all the fighting is done
lel
t. Herodotus
>>53129045
>wikipedia
>not even once
This is the source given in the article. The numbers didn't even match, or even break 1,000
https://archive.org/stream/russianarmyitsca00greeuoft#page/398/mode/2up
>>53129496
Also doesn't have footnotes.
>>53129484
crop more
also pay debtsn
>>53129442
>his country can't even protect the royal family in any military conflict
>always has to send them to Britain
>>53129045
nice try mehmet
>>53129045
fuck you, cockroach
>1877
>700.000 dead in a single battle
>>53129597
SHHH, NO TEARS. ONLY DREAMS NOw.
I tried to find some battles in the Ottoman-Habsburg war but it seems that we lost all of those.
Oh well.
>>53129791
>no name of the battle
>no name of the beligerants
>no name of the war.
>>53129791
t. hayreddin barbarossa
>>53129938
Kanker theeslurpers
Fucking spanish
Provincianos BTFO
all in vain ... T*'rks won
>>53130171
Rekt m8
>>53129798
damn son
didnt even know u rekt them also
>>53130171
It's not all bad
>>53129045
lol what? 725.000?!
>>53130389
its fake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Erzurum_(1877)
>>53130340
>mfw they sent two more
Philip II really didn't like England
>Trick France into DOW with just a letter
>Absolutely fuck the French armies up
>Take Napoleon III. as prisoner during battle
>Second French Empire shatters
>Found German Empire in Versailles for maximum humiliation
>Take back rightful clay Elsaß-Lothringen
Bismarck is the best leader we ever had.
>>53130494
>catholics
>relevant
ammirite?
>>53129155
8000 enemy deaths in 20 minutes
i love quick battles
>>53129442
>What is Pacific War?
>>53130535
Godspeed to you big-noses,only a dead Muslim is a good Muslim.
>inb4 Russkies go "POLTAVA FGT!11!"
Try to win a battle where you are not outnumbering your opponent 4:1 or with the help of winter, Russia.
>>53129045
The evolution of an obscure wiki article:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Battle_of_Erzurum_%281877%29&type=revision&diff=664880047&oldid=610011203
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Battle_of_Erzurum_%281877%29&diff=prev&oldid=698056840
>>53130597
also pic related, most of our famous battles
meh
>>53130634
>America was the only one in the Pacific
German intelligence, everyone
>>53129045
>>53130727
This one is even better
>>53130775
>725.000 dead
Jap fucking shits
>>53130761
Yeah because "the others" contributed that much.
>>53130813
>>725.00000000
>>53130838
Burma etc
>>53130813
What drives you to do this?
>>53130834
>Using Horse Archers and fleeing tactics while shooting at Heavy Knights fighting with honor
>>53130813
Are you the Turkish IP that keeps changing 400 to 725k?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_New_Orleans
>Brits get BTFOd by Jackson and militia, US regulars, and pirates
> FUCKING PIRATES
>>53130876
>France
get on our lvl
>>53130761
How would the Germans know? They were too busy fighting a war on two fronts to keep up with what the chinks were doing.
>>53130441
Wow, what an impressive victory
>>53130838
Are you being deliberately stupid or are you burger diaspora?
>>53130877
>honour
For what purpose?
>>53130876
>sweeden up spain
LOOOOOL LMAOOOOOOO LEEEEL
>>53130877
>fighting with honor == fighting stupidly
>>53130078
Cry more
>>53130905
>"huuur France sucks at war"
>>53131001
>>53130936
here's a better one, lad
>>53130876
>Russia on the same tier as Italy
>UK and France that high
>Mongolia
>No Germany
>>53130885
no he is probably kamal, some obese from /tr/ he keep does stuff like that
>>53130936
Sorry, but artillery>bows
>>53130876
>Turkey
>has a croissant on flag
I died.
Have a piece Spain's """"""""""reporting skills""""""""""
>>53129045
turks are pretty fucking weak desu
>>53130947
Lol Sweden rekt Poland, Russia, Austria and Prussia in her haydays.
All Spain did was losing to Sand niggers in Morocco .
>>53131046
>>53130876
Sweden, Japan down
Russia, Spain up
>defeated Mongols
it was the sea and storm that defeated them
>>53130876
this chart is terrible
>>53131064
every time
>>53130870
>>53130921
>>53130931
The Japanese Empire didn't crumble and collapse till the US fucked their shit up starting with Midway.
>hurrr XD le burgerclaps didn't do shit
Fucking yurotrash
Its a defeat, but what an epic one.
>>53131079
>2.500.000
>>53129045
>your
>>53130726
if you have to chose between being part of the next Caliphate of Britania, being an independient "country", or being part of Argentina, what would you chose?
>>53131062
Yet, you lost this fucking war
French (from France, not from England, huh ?) acted like fucking idiots, you had bows BUT YOU LOST
>>53131084
Jajajaja
>sweeden
>>53130952
Yet you lost in the end.
>>53131104
Have another (you)
Not that impressive but biggest battle in the history of nordic countries and last the engagement between SU and Finland.
>>53131154
thanks
>>53131046
>>53131086
>be dutchman
>fighting against spaniards
>die for thousands
lel
>>53131131
France had a girl sent from god, that's not fair.
>>53131046
>>53131086
>only posts stuff about rebels or Belgium
>can't find any victories in current day Netherlands
oh Paco...
>>53131198
Settle down now, don't want to lose to anymore natives with sticks and rocks.
>>53131147
>a woman
What did you expect ?
>>53131202
She was crazy, m8s
And she dindu (literally)
>>53129045
cheking source eventually made me to end up with interesting read
http://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=inu.30000007718525;view=1up;seq=425
I love the Hussites. Žižka forever.
Another amazing one
>>53131271
>600 spaniards against 50.000 natives
>its a horrible defeat for a sweeden
hueheuheuhe please captain.
>>53131273
So what. A spanish woman defeated the english armada.
>>53131148
>chieftain lel
Wish we didn't help the wahhabist arabs, oh well
For some reason you will not see any french post ITT
Also, please keep in consideration that the Hussite movement defeated at least 5 crusades, fought its way to the Black Sea and back and Žižka never lost a battle during his life.
>>53130726
answer pls>>53131126
>>53131148
Exactly, that time we were the stupid ones. Still I don't accuse the Germans of cowardice for fighting against us in better armor
>>53131354
Strike 3, Paco.
Last one I prepared, if anyone is interested I can tell you more.
>>53131371
You mean Mexicans
>>53131126
Unless the Argies really turn round their economy, I would rather not be a part of it. The Argentinian economy is highly unstable, jobs are uncertain and their currency has no buying power.
Its getting to the point to where when Argies come back from abroad, they have to dump their bags at customs to make sure they can only buy Argentinian goods or at least that is what I've heard.
Assuming the Brits are totally consumed by shitskins, I'd want to be an independent country paying for protection from a larger power like Canada or something.
I don't see Britainnia collapsing any time soon however since the country is overwhelmingly white, more so than the United States at least.
>>53131390
>the fucking argie has turned my OC into one of his simpsons memes
>>53131415
Already posted above. Have some more.
Also, Sweden galore. Karolinger infantry ftw
What's with the swedish and dutch butthurt?
>>53131371
Too many victories
>>53131396
How is heavy armor an advantage when you were fleeing in light horses while shooting arrows at slow-going knights?
At least you gypsies were defeated in the end after raping and plundering European soil.
>>53131523
So many loses, where do we start?
>>53131458
>paying for protection from a larger power like Canada or something.
>a larger power like Canada or something.
>>53131396
>955
>better armour
>>53129804
>epic victory
>outnumber the enemy several times
wut
reminder that all battles before the Napoleonic wars literally have fantasy numbers
>>53131523
They even put France to shame.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Palikao
>Anglo-French troops in Beijing began looting the Summer Palace and the Old Summer Palace.
>Lord Elgin ordered the Summer Palaces be burnt down
>>53131458
Are you a soldier stationed in the Falklands or were you born there?
>>53129406
this
I saw the main article and doesn't match up
>>53131684
Ebin
>>53131625
>implying Australia is any better than Canada.
You fuckers can't even beat emus with machine guns.
I guess you could always shitpost the enemy to death.
>>53131614
>>53131499
>epic victories
>they only have to offer strategic victories outnumbering the enemy
I'm not surprised.
Does Spain even know about this battle?
>>53131684
Oh Jarmo please, in the same way you shamed yourself by betraying Germany who literally saved your ass during the Civil war and later the continuation war?
>>53131707
Fucking chinks just can't handle our bantroops desu
>>53131775
>betraying
>>53131458
>I don't see Britainnia collapsing any time soon however since the country is overwhelmingly white, more so than the United States at least.
yes but US dont have sharia police
and about works and economy, that are just memes
>>53131756
I didn't imply that at all you idiot, even though our military is better equipped than Canada's
>>53131775
>>53131458
>Its getting to the point to where when Argies come back from abroad, they have to dump their bags at customs to make sure they can only buy Argentinian goods or at least that is what I've heard.
This is absolutely not true.
>>53131764
>Tfw natives too hard
>>53131820
Sheeeeeeit the portuguese are here. Now we're all.
>>53131787
Yes betraying. The Finns had promised Germany not to make a separate peace with your Kike bolshevik overlords, but instead they did so and become Stalin's pet.
fucking hell t.b.h
also the tanks were mainly used to dig holes btw :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>53131820
They also have the same number of "Heroic Victories" over us, so they can play this game with us too.
What's really impressive is that we're smaller and more removed from the vanguard of military technology (other european countries)
Italian tier surrender
>>53131476
it wasnt me i swear it
:^)
>>53131571
>How is heavy armor an advantage when you were fleeing in light horses while shooting arrows at slow-going knights?
Heavy rain + difficult terrain means you can't use arrows and retreating tactics properly. Then the fight turns into a melee and better armor wins. Simple as that.
If you think heavy cavalry is objectively worse than horse archers, then you are retarded. There were countless battles to prove this, including the one you posted. It all depends on how you use troops you have. If that wasn't the case, all of medieval Europe would have switched over to use horse archers and not the other way around.
>raping and plundering European soil
Says the viking. Oh wait, you called me a gypsy so you must be a romanian (at least mentally)
>>53131795
They're not an official police force, I could form a "meme police" with people from /brit/ and shout at people for improper public meme usage and it'd be the same thing.
>>53130713
Are all polish victories against Sweden actually victories against mercenaries in swedish service?
>mgw the British and French combined couldn't clutch the Dutch
>>53131796
>tfw you know he will be bartposting in few years
>>53129569
hello ahmed
>>53131897
Both the spanish and the portuguese never a big population compared to the other european powers like France, so what we both accomplished was even more impressive
>>53132013
Remind me who won this war, please ?
>>53129045
TURKs in charge of dying
>>53132046
>>53132067
para papu, que t pensas que esto es un thread para postear batallas o que
>>53131943
>blaming weather when you were the ones attacking
>blaming armour when it's 955
shaking my head
>>53131904
That don't look like the Battle of Singapore
>>53131775
>Happy end war over.
>Now get out
>"No"
>>53131880
The Soviet's halted so it came beforehand.
>>53131823
oh LOOK these cowards spaniards¡¡¡
55 spaniards against 10.000 natives and they die¡¡¡¡ that shame¡¡¡
seriously, are you retarded?
how can you laught of us for to lose a battle 55 vs 10.000?
>turkroaches
>>53131880
>The Finns
it was only the president tho
>but instead they did so and become Stalin's pet.
ayy fuck off m8.
we stuck with them until it was blatantly obvious that it wasn't going to go our way.
>Stalin's pet.
t:
KEK
the country
>10vs1
ayy
>>53131943
Swedish vikings founded Ancient Russia and served as the Emperor of Constantinople's personal bodyguard, what did you accomplish except for causing pain and terror for Europeans?
Your heroes were cowards, and died as cowards when they tried to flee from Lechfeld. End of story.
>>53129045
Biggest stroke of genius, most glorious for victor and most embarassing for the defeated, all into one.
>>53132128
desu, with Louis XIV's soldiers, it could have been a victory
>>53131820
Always remember padeira da Aljubarrota
ayy
>>53132142
Fuck off, you even launched your army against the German troops in Lapland. My respect for Finland died at that point.
A disgrace for a once Heroic nation.
>>53132199
yes, the three mosqueteers lel
>>53132238
Thank you Norway
>>53131116
yeah ottomans couldn't siege for shit
>44 fucking men
top ayy
>>53131795
>>53131812
That is just what I had heard from someone who recently went to Argentina.
It could have been customs just checking for drugs or other illegal goods.
>>53131737
I was born in Kent and moved here when I was younger. I work online monitoring employees of call centers for customer satisfaction.
~~~quality post~~~
>>53129973
~~~quality post~~~
NEVER CONQUERED
>>53132252
>Batavian Republic
The Batavian republic was a French puppet state, the rightful rulers of the Netherlands fled and were on the side of the British.
>>53132342
Pretty weird place to move to, where abouts in Kent did you live? How is it in comparison?
>>53132078
>The Franco-Dutch War (1672–1678), often called simply the Dutch War (French: Guerre de Hollande; Dutch: Hollandse Oorlog), was a war fought by France, Sweden, the Prince-Bishopric of Münster, the Archbishopric of Cologne and England against the Dutch Republic
>The war ended with the Treaty of Nijmegen of 1678, which granted France control of the Franche-Comté and some cities in Flanders and Hainaut, all formerly controlled by Spain
Massive kek, escargot.
Also, pic related. The Dutch 10 years after this "war".
>>53132367
>the rightful rulers of the Netherlands fled
sounds about right
>>53132332
>posting the edited version
>>53132286
>waah we're cowards and ungrateful fuckers
Seriously you couldn't even defeat Communist rebels on your own in 1918, German Jäger troops had to retake Helsingfors on your behalf.
>>53132300
3 'musketeers' vs 100 000 natives : Decisive French Victory, colonisation of S.America in 5 years
>>53132231
>Fuck off, you even launched your army against the German troops in Lapland
fuck off there was little to no fighting between Germany and Finland they just burnt shit and left.
>My respect for Finland died at that point.
>A disgrace for a once Heroic nation.
THIS FROM FUCKING SWEDEN
SWEDEN
W
E
D
E
N
HOLY FUCK
>>53131820
Aljubarrota was the worst day of my life.
Fucking portus...
>>53132413
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>53132342
what was the citizenship status that islanders hold before the war?
>>53132413
I thought those mules were the turks
>>53129045
We had a great battle in Araguaia. We sent 5000 soldiers to fight 80 members of a guerrillas and we won.
>>53132437
>>53132413
>4vs1
>>53132325
nope
>>53132112
m8, I'm literally saying I'm not blaming either of those things, but the stupidity of hungarian leadership for engaging in a battle in such conditions >>53131396
And yes, the germans had a significantly better, chainmail armor that made the hungarian melee weapons (sabres) useless. In contrast the hungarian troops had light leather armor or none at all because they preferred mobility and didn't want to engage melee in the first place. The weather and terrain made that impossible, so our leaders had the choice of either retreating or foolishly attacking. They chose poorly.
>>53132400
Are you a dumb nigger? The glorious revolution was terrible for us
>>53132400
Against Dutchies, Spaniards, Germans, Scandinacucks*
>>53130786
>>53130727
Why Finland so stronk?
>>53131820
>>53132497
>4 vs 1 !!! U cowards !!! Fagguts !!!
That's cute
>>53129798
>Being proud of allying with the nazis
>>>/pol/
And stay there
>>53132581
mongol genes, my comrade
>>53132417
Reds would've lost in the longer run even though they were supported by Soviet Russia = More casualties.
German presence turned into a occupation once they weren't willing to leave, so they had to be thrown out.
>>53132590
>Mongolia
>Kazakhstan
Im sorry Borat but that doesnt work.
>>53132630
>Crimean war
That war we won for you ?
>>53132581
Because
>>53132400
The glorious revolution was based more on Protestants v Catholics
>>53132632
Documents tell that Finnish women preferred fucking the German troopers helping out against the reds instead of the native finns.
Who got cucked now? This is the true source of all butthurt,
>>53132582
>>53132627
>Being a thin-skinned dip shit
>>>/tumblr/
And stay there
>>53132606
>be french army
>get rekt by 44 fucking peasant
top ayy my friend
>>53132686
>>53132581
>>53132161
So they founded a country and were used as mercenaries? Guess what, ancient magyars literally did both of those things too. Who gives a shit.
>Your heroes were cowards, and died as cowards when they tried to flee from Lechfeld. End of story.
Those fighting at Lechfeld are not my heroes. And they were definitely not cowards. They were foolishly brave in fact, for attacking in a situation where they couldn't possibly win instead of running away. Since you are so obsessed with honour, you should be the one who is revering them. Me, I just call them retards.
>>53132630
Seems like every time you fought the Russians they won
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Russo-Turkish_wars
>>53132724
You pigs are so ugly, our soldiers just sudoku themselves, that's it
>>53132722
>He unironically reads popular history
You do realize the Nazis started the bloodiest war in human history and carried out the worst recorded genocide in human history right?
>>53129155
it's "funny" have many of our neighbors Sweden has been at war with. Good times Poland, good times
>>53132792
jajajaj
>>53131795
do you actually think the sharia patrol thing was anything but 4 pakis filming themselves shouting at gay men and people drinking or are you actually fucking retarded
All this Iberian butthurt because we blew them the fuck out and had a bigger empire in the end even though we were small as fuck.
>>53132708
We're not so different after all :^)
>>53132809
>>53132809
>You do realize the Nazis started the bloodiest war in human history and carried out the worst recorded genocide in human history right?
>>53132639
no it counts dude
learn history
about 70% of tribes were turkic
This was pretty nice. Strategy at its finest.
>>53132922
WHITE VICTORY
ITT Kids doing a dick measuring contest
All of you are idiots. You just waste hours in wikipedia to screenshot the battle with the highest K:D ratio, without reading or even looking the context
All of you brain dead faggot just look the numbers and imagine a pitched battle with it like in the antiquity.
You don't look the geography of the battlefield, the leaders, the weather, the event that occurred, the political situation or even the moral of the army.
You even post siege result and acting like if it was a great victory in an open field.
/int/ is definitely a fucking cancer.
and the last one, peace out.
>>53132870
The "portuguese" replying to you is a spaniard or sudaca living here that shills for spain in every single post.
If you see a portuguese flag shilling for spain, he's not portuguese. Simple.
>>53132922
>>53132804
stop posting Finns killing Finns plz ;_;
>>53132936
>Hermann von François
>>53132809
>muh question begging epithet
You do seem to know about our own history with the Nazi's
Operation paperclip ring a bell?
How about our eugenic program?
http://historynewsnetwork.org/article/1796
>>53132951
бaтхepт)))))
>>53132231
>My respect for Finland died at that point.
>Swede talking about respect towards any country
Lel holy shit it's epic
>>53132951
>Kids doing a dick measuring contest
/thread
>>53132955
>0 dead brits
>mfw brits just stayed in Istanbul watching the Greeks and French do all the fighting
>>53132384
Dover living in a flat.
I moved from the UK when I was very young. Some time around 5-6 years of age. I remember it being a lot louder there than here. I think the best part of the Falkland Islands are just how quiet it can be.
>>53132451
We were a crown dependent colony I know that much. I wasn't alive back then so I can't tell you much. We've had full British citizenship since 1983. We were awarded this by Parliament to show support to the islanders during the war.
>>53132951
>dick measuring contest
But that's the point :DDDDDD
>>53132870
We didn't had a bigger empire by the end of the colonial age,your victories agaisn't ''us'' was when we were under habsburg rule,you got malacca and other eastern provinces but we still had macau and goa,timor-leste...
Tell me,do your colonies speak dutch?Are they christian?
>>53133031
lel u cheeky cunts
>>53132870
>and had a bigger empire
>>53132543
It was basically against dutchies.
After Westfalia we were theoritecally allied with them but it was pure 'let the french and dutchies attrition each other', with zero effort put on our side. In fact, the dutchies were basically paying for and guarding themselves the barrier fortresses in theSpanish Low Countries then. Kek.
Scandicucks participacion was also merely nominal, the HRE was >le HRE, and Austria was busy with the T*rks.
>>53133082
we had*
>>53133117
>>53133082
yes our colonies speak dutch, yes many of the inhabitants are christian
>>53133082
>do your colonies speak dutch?
>What is Suriname
>What are the ABC islands
>What are the Afrikaners
>>53129245
even with nukes americans still can't cause an impressive amount of deaths
why are americans so shit?
>>53132497
Lel faggit
>>53133001
Yes but the Americans would have never made it to the moon without all that Kraut space magic.
>>53132951
No one ever said it was going to be an intelligent thread + gtfo if you don't like the place no one will even notice you are gone or ever existed
Cordialement
>>53133117
we sure did in the end of colonial age
>>53132809
>You do realize the Nazis started the bloodiest war in human history and carried out the worst recorded genocide in human history right?
Just gonna conveniently forget all those Soviet and Chinese programs eh?
>>53133291
>Yes but the Americans would have never made it to the moon without all that Kraut space magic.
Exactly my point
>>53132870
lawls
Henry II > Richard the "Lionheart"
>>53133271
let's tally the score, sadtugal
>>53133188
>many
>>53133397
Based Frenchie
>>53133314
Commies dindu nuffin
All power to the workers!
>>53133428
Numbers will never reflect the fact the we are infinitely more proud of our country and nation than the average dutch is of his.
Doesn't matter how much shit we go through nor the amount of statistics you post.
>>53133438
>Indonesia has an estimated population of over 255 million people and is the world's fourth most populous country
Yes, quite a few.
>>53131109
You realy don't know?
Australia did much more than USA, but USA and Australia had Embeded Forces and USA always claimed victories as US victories, never mentionioning the Australians.
There was a Propaganda war inside the allied parties...
lol
also this went so far that some Australians even attacked an American base in Australia over the hate on the US loudmouths.
>>53133392
lawl lawl lawl lawl, i said in the end, you can read i see
>>53133265
>All these belligerents against France
What were they trying to make France a monarchy again so that anti-government sentiment/rebellion wouldn't spread outside of France?
>>53133540
>>53131343
>fighting for krauts
cucks
>>53133309
It wasn't really yours and you never had the means to defend it.
You were merely a protectorate of England and the USA later. The japs attacked Pearl Harbor to destroy their fleet because they knew well that the Dutch East Indies, what they really wanted, was Murica and the UK's cuck.
>>53133438
Indonesia had been Muslim for hundreds of years before the Dutch took over.
>>53133526
aka, ok you were better but m-muh pride, the post
>>53133526
yeah, because there's only like 5 dutchies in this thread
>>53133428
Let's compare both our country's future...
>tfw you will never be a British ranger mowing down savages
>>53133635
protectorate or ally? Anyways we were smart enough to ally-up, so in the end we could keep our colonies long enough that we had a bigger empire then spain
>>53131271
>>53131415
>>53133687
lololololol
>Tibet to have no relations with any other foreign powers (effectively converting Tibet into a British protectorate).
Tibet is rightful British clay
>>53132804
>20,000 executed
>11,000-13,500 died in prison
>yet only 4,500-5,500 died in battles
gj reds
>>53130535
thats pretty impressive for limpy kikes
>>53133806
What does that have to do with us?
Our people came from galicia/asturias and the visigoths were the ones conquered not us...
>>53133526
Now you only need to become this creative and true to the state people, full of initiative and the will to take risks and succeed like the portuguese of the time of "Henrique o Navigador"
to make your pride match with your virtues.
Easy isn't it?
>>53133603
Somehow USA was never defeated in Propaganda wars.
>>53133707
The difference between protectorate and ally is that the ally has an actual saying in the matters and can stand up and leave the table whenever he wants to.
Up to you to figure out what you were.
>>53133566
because of your allies, so don't be so proud of your chimp out, manmore faggot
>>53133982
They were a pretty luxurius protectorate if your statement is true.
>>53130535
>defeating irrelevant third world countries
>impressive
>>53133584
Yes. Also because european monarchy were all connected. They were brothers, sisters, cousins... So they were mad we killed Louis XVI and his austrian wife.
>>53133982
up to you to figure out who had the bigger empire. You were cuck to every other euro in history
>>53132325
Montengro is also very hard to battle. The mountaineous regions and valleys make it very hard to attack.
Anyway it looks epic as fuck
>>53129045
War of the Cow (1275-1278):
>peasant from one duchy steals cow during a fair from the duke from the neighboring duchy
>gets caught and gives cow back
>gets executed because of a bureaucratic mistake
>his lord demands compensation
>other lord tells him to fuck off
>the first one gets pissed and declares war
>drags into it most of the western Holy Roman Empire and France
>some 15.000 people die and around 60 villages are destroyed in about three years
Sadly the wikipedia article is shit and there's little to no information about the conflict. Medieval Europe was fucking brutal, everyone waged war for any reason.
>>53129245
>nuclear bombs on civilians
Jesus fucking Christ
:-)
ITT /int/ tells tales how they've almost got Batman
>>53134123
Dude your ''banter'' is ridiculous,your colonies were tiny,you colonized south africa but it turned out to be an english colony,the rest of our colonies were trading posts and nobody gave a fuck about your culture/religion and they just cared about your money.
Your language is irrelevant and even you know that,most of you understand that german is more useful.
>>53134154
At least they haven't defenestrated the peasant.
>>53131820
portugal hasn't had any impressive victories since the 14th century lmao
>>53131079
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish%E2%80%93Armenian_War
also at least turks didn't lose to nigs and poo in loos
>>53134123
spain was a global superpower
anyway you're shit, your countries military history is shit, the netherlands have never won a war without allies, eat shit
>>53133526
Poor Southern Europeans, they live in such mediocre nations so all they've got is muh history.
>>53134245
but still, we had more colonies in the end, you can't deny the fact. Thats what this discussion was all about and I guess we are relevant enough to give you more pity money. Whats that Poortugal? You need another 10 billion to keep your shit together?
>>53134338
lol kys degenerate manmore faggot pos
>>53134337
we won our independence without allies. Why you so mad anyways? Because we fucked you up together with Denmark?
>>53133893
let's recap:
>starts posting "victories" despite being under habsburg rule at the time
>can't handle opposite victories so start about language
>can't handle the lingual succes so resign to being sad
>can't handle statistics about money and aids, so posts statistics about islam
>can't handle the fact that he's practically a former caliphate, so just goes back to denial
You shouldn't take it so seriously madtugal. Be happy allot of Dutch tourists travel to your dirtcheap country to enjoy some beaches. Stay happy
>>53134294
>impressive victories
a victory is a victory.
>>53132590
kazakhs > uzbeks
>>53134388
>posting an image thats meant to be a ironic stereotype
top banter here
>>53134245
You had a much bigger empire but the Dutch had a much smarter selection of colonies. The Dutch made profit from every colonie until the end.
Portugals colonies became more costly over time. As far as I know only Angola was adding profit while all the other colonies were just prestige projects at the end.
>>53134195
Fairly paltry when compared to traditional bombing campaigns.
The US used nukes on Japan to quickly subdue them instead of adding up potentially millions of US casualties trying to take Tokyo and the rest of Japan.
Put yourself in Truman's shoes. Imagine writing all those letters to American families telling them their son was lost in combat along with millions of others when at the time you have a weapon that can level an entire city and subdue the Japanese quickly.
I'm not saying the US was right, but it was the choice they made.
>>53134392
>Why you so mad anyways?
because you're a manmore
>>53134388
Yes our nation is free and fought hard for it actually, kind of flattering to think we were one the key reasonsthe great Spain couldn't really be succesful in Europe back in the day.
>>53134260
Yeah, what a relief.
>>53134423
A better picture. Seems you're as happy as the chinese. You know, those guys who drown in smog, corruption, suicides, other people, slavelike labour conditions...
>>53134294
>impressive victories
a victory is a victory.
>>53134354
>more colonies
I guess Angola can be compared to malacca.
>>53134354
>dutch nationalism
>>53134423
You're just projecting right now,not going to waste my time with this this.
>>53134523
It's not about the profit.Tell me what was the heritage the dutch left on those colonies?
Economic power isn't going to be remembered in the future.
People will ask themselves in the future why are there 500+million people speaking portuguese and they'll know where it came from.It came from the modest western iberia beach bathed by the salt of the crying mothers that watched as their sons embarked on a suicide mission during the age of discovery
>>53134571
[spoiler]I'm actually below average and considered a manlet[/spoiler]
>>53134616
Well it lead to get 66% of our population killed when the Czech defenestrated a guy.
So you can consider yourself lucky it was just an execution and only 15.000 dudes died.
>>53134680
at the end of colonialism, we had a bigger empire.
>>53131835
italy more like shitaly lel
ITT Brave men who died for the boast of chink cartoons boards.
>>53134680
What the fuck did we ever do to you?
>dutch nationalism
Reminder that we conquered far more European clay than Portugal. France, Germany and northern Italy were Dutch Colonies.
>>53134548
I understand, that's just insane to arrive to this point
>>53134884
Lower Frankian men too powerful for other subhuman European tribes. Feels good to be Frankish desu senpai
>>53134680
>It's not about the profit.Tell me what was the heritage the dutch left on those colonies?
>Economic power isn't going to be remembered in the future.
>People will ask themselves in the future why are there 500+million people speaking portuguese and they'll know where it came from.It came from the modest western iberia beach bathed by the salt of the crying mothers that watched as their sons embarked on a suicide mission during the age of discovery
Honestly, sometimes it sucks to be of Portuguese heritage when I have to read such bullshit.
Man baptisms don't keep up the wealth of a country.
Dutch are still relevant, they have a well running economy. Portugal has nothing but debts from it's defcitary empire.
It sucks if you are more proud than smart.
500 million portuguese speaking favelados on the other side of the world won't get you, good infrastructure, scientific success and wealth and jobs.
The Dutch did well. And they stole many of the profitable Portuguese colonies. Such as Sri'Lanka.
But thats Spains fault.
>>53134884
Nothing personal,one of you dutchies bantered us
>>53135032
Like I said economic status doesn't stand over centuries.
We'll stand tall as we've been during for over 1200 years.
Both you and the netherlands have a very islamic future ahead,thanks to your economic wellbeing.
>>53135156
>google dutch art
>beautiful countrysides, portraits, seascapes and still lives
>google portugese art
>its just tiles
>not even good ones
>do you even "Delfts Blauw" you ripoff
>people unironically support nazi Germany.
Get cucked by Slavs lads, wish Stalin killed more germs
>>53134392
>we won our independence without allies
>>53130535
>using early Cold War tanks and some chalys
>against fucking t34s
Fuck off kike
>>53135156
>stand tall
You'd better, you portumanlets need every inch you can get.