>not even once
This is the source given in the article. The numbers didn't even match, or even break 1,000
>his country can't even protect the royal family in any military conflict
>always has to send them to Britain
SHHH, NO TEARS. ONLY DREAMS NOw.
I tried to find some battles in the Ottoman-Habsburg war but it seems that we lost all of those.
>mfw they sent two more
Philip II really didn't like England
>Trick France into DOW with just a letter
>Absolutely fuck the French armies up
>Take Napoleon III. as prisoner during battle
>Second French Empire shatters
>Found German Empire in Versailles for maximum humiliation
>Take back rightful clay Elsaß-Lothringen
Bismarck is the best leader we ever had.
>inb4 Russkies go "POLTAVA FGT!11!"
Try to win a battle where you are not outnumbering your opponent 4:1 or with the help of winter, Russia.
The evolution of an obscure wiki article:
also pic related, most of our famous battles
>has a croissant on flag
Have a piece Spain's """"""""""reporting skills""""""""""
turks are pretty fucking weak desu
Lol Sweden rekt Poland, Russia, Austria and Prussia in her haydays.
All Spain did was losing to Sand niggers in Morocco .
The Japanese Empire didn't crumble and collapse till the US fucked their shit up starting with Midway.
>hurrr XD le burgerclaps didn't do shit
Not that impressive but biggest battle in the history of nordic countries and last the engagement between SU and Finland.
>only posts stuff about rebels or Belgium
>can't find any victories in current day Netherlands
Settle down now, don't want to lose to anymore natives with sticks and rocks.
So what. A spanish woman defeated the english armada.
For some reason you will not see any french post ITT
Also, please keep in consideration that the Hussite movement defeated at least 5 crusades, fought its way to the Black Sea and back and Žižka never lost a battle during his life.
Last one I prepared, if anyone is interested I can tell you more.
Unless the Argies really turn round their economy, I would rather not be a part of it. The Argentinian economy is highly unstable, jobs are uncertain and their currency has no buying power.
Its getting to the point to where when Argies come back from abroad, they have to dump their bags at customs to make sure they can only buy Argentinian goods or at least that is what I've heard.
Assuming the Brits are totally consumed by shitskins, I'd want to be an independent country paying for protection from a larger power like Canada or something.
I don't see Britainnia collapsing any time soon however since the country is overwhelmingly white, more so than the United States at least.
>the fucking argie has turned my OC into one of his simpsons memes
Already posted above. Have some more.
Also, Sweden galore. Karolinger infantry ftw
What's with the swedish and dutch butthurt?
How is heavy armor an advantage when you were fleeing in light horses while shooting arrows at slow-going knights?
At least you gypsies were defeated in the end after raping and plundering European soil.
>paying for protection from a larger power like Canada or something.
>a larger power like Canada or something.
reminder that all battles before the Napoleonic wars literally have fantasy numbers
They even put France to shame.
>Anglo-French troops in Beijing began looting the Summer Palace and the Old Summer Palace.
>Lord Elgin ordered the Summer Palaces be burnt down
>I don't see Britainnia collapsing any time soon however since the country is overwhelmingly white, more so than the United States at least.
yes but US dont have sharia police
and about works and economy, that are just memes
>Its getting to the point to where when Argies come back from abroad, they have to dump their bags at customs to make sure they can only buy Argentinian goods or at least that is what I've heard.
This is absolutely not true.
Sheeeeeeit the portuguese are here. Now we're all.
fucking hell t.b.h
also the tanks were mainly used to dig holes btw :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
They also have the same number of "Heroic Victories" over us, so they can play this game with us too.
What's really impressive is that we're smaller and more removed from the vanguard of military technology (other european countries)
>How is heavy armor an advantage when you were fleeing in light horses while shooting arrows at slow-going knights?
Heavy rain + difficult terrain means you can't use arrows and retreating tactics properly. Then the fight turns into a melee and better armor wins. Simple as that.
If you think heavy cavalry is objectively worse than horse archers, then you are retarded. There were countless battles to prove this, including the one you posted. It all depends on how you use troops you have. If that wasn't the case, all of medieval Europe would have switched over to use horse archers and not the other way around.
>raping and plundering European soil
Says the viking. Oh wait, you called me a gypsy so you must be a romanian (at least mentally)
Are all polish victories against Sweden actually victories against mercenaries in swedish service?
>mgw the British and French combined couldn't clutch the Dutch
>tfw you know he will be bartposting in few years
Both the spanish and the portuguese never a big population compared to the other european powers like France, so what we both accomplished was even more impressive
TURKs in charge of dying
>Happy end war over.
>Now get out
The Soviet's halted so it came beforehand.
oh LOOK these cowards spaniards¡¡¡
55 spaniards against 10.000 natives and they die¡¡¡¡ that shame¡¡¡
seriously, are you retarded?
how can you laught of us for to lose a battle 55 vs 10.000?
it was only the president tho
>but instead they did so and become Stalin's pet.
ayy fuck off m8.
we stuck with them until it was blatantly obvious that it wasn't going to go our way.
Swedish vikings founded Ancient Russia and served as the Emperor of Constantinople's personal bodyguard, what did you accomplish except for causing pain and terror for Europeans?
Your heroes were cowards, and died as cowards when they tried to flee from Lechfeld. End of story.
Biggest stroke of genius, most glorious for victor and most embarassing for the defeated, all into one.
That is just what I had heard from someone who recently went to Argentina.
It could have been customs just checking for drugs or other illegal goods.
I was born in Kent and moved here when I was younger. I work online monitoring employees of call centers for customer satisfaction.
The Batavian republic was a French puppet state, the rightful rulers of the Netherlands fled and were on the side of the British.
>The Franco-Dutch War (1672–1678), often called simply the Dutch War (French: Guerre de Hollande; Dutch: Hollandse Oorlog), was a war fought by France, Sweden, the Prince-Bishopric of Münster, the Archbishopric of Cologne and England against the Dutch Republic
>The war ended with the Treaty of Nijmegen of 1678, which granted France control of the Franche-Comté and some cities in Flanders and Hainaut, all formerly controlled by Spain
Massive kek, escargot.
Also, pic related. The Dutch 10 years after this "war".
>Fuck off, you even launched your army against the German troops in Lapland
fuck off there was little to no fighting between Germany and Finland they just burnt shit and left.
>My respect for Finland died at that point.
>A disgrace for a once Heroic nation.
THIS FROM FUCKING SWEDEN
m8, I'm literally saying I'm not blaming either of those things, but the stupidity of hungarian leadership for engaging in a battle in such conditions >>53131396
And yes, the germans had a significantly better, chainmail armor that made the hungarian melee weapons (sabres) useless. In contrast the hungarian troops had light leather armor or none at all because they preferred mobility and didn't want to engage melee in the first place. The weather and terrain made that impossible, so our leaders had the choice of either retreating or foolishly attacking. They chose poorly.
Reds would've lost in the longer run even though they were supported by Soviet Russia = More casualties.
German presence turned into a occupation once they weren't willing to leave, so they had to be thrown out.
The glorious revolution was based more on Protestants v Catholics
Documents tell that Finnish women preferred fucking the German troopers helping out against the reds instead of the native finns.
Who got cucked now? This is the true source of all butthurt,
>Being a thin-skinned dip shit
And stay there
So they founded a country and were used as mercenaries? Guess what, ancient magyars literally did both of those things too. Who gives a shit.
>Your heroes were cowards, and died as cowards when they tried to flee from Lechfeld. End of story.
Those fighting at Lechfeld are not my heroes. And they were definitely not cowards. They were foolishly brave in fact, for attacking in a situation where they couldn't possibly win instead of running away. Since you are so obsessed with honour, you should be the one who is revering them. Me, I just call them retards.
>You do realize the Nazis started the bloodiest war in human history and carried out the worst recorded genocide in human history right?
ITT Kids doing a dick measuring contest
All of you are idiots. You just waste hours in wikipedia to screenshot the battle with the highest K:D ratio, without reading or even looking the context
All of you brain dead faggot just look the numbers and imagine a pitched battle with it like in the antiquity.
You don't look the geography of the battlefield, the leaders, the weather, the event that occurred, the political situation or even the moral of the army.
You even post siege result and acting like if it was a great victory in an open field.
/int/ is definitely a fucking cancer.
The "portuguese" replying to you is a spaniard or sudaca living here that shills for spain in every single post.
If you see a portuguese flag shilling for spain, he's not portuguese. Simple.
stop posting Finns killing Finns plz ;_;
>muh question begging epithet
You do seem to know about our own history with the Nazi's
Operation paperclip ring a bell?
How about our eugenic program?
>0 dead brits
>mfw brits just stayed in Istanbul watching the Greeks and French do all the fighting
Dover living in a flat.
I moved from the UK when I was very young. Some time around 5-6 years of age. I remember it being a lot louder there than here. I think the best part of the Falkland Islands are just how quiet it can be.
We were a crown dependent colony I know that much. I wasn't alive back then so I can't tell you much. We've had full British citizenship since 1983. We were awarded this by Parliament to show support to the islanders during the war.
We didn't had a bigger empire by the end of the colonial age,your victories agaisn't ''us'' was when we were under habsburg rule,you got malacca and other eastern provinces but we still had macau and goa,timor-leste...
Tell me,do your colonies speak dutch?Are they christian?
It was basically against dutchies.
After Westfalia we were theoritecally allied with them but it was pure 'let the french and dutchies attrition each other', with zero effort put on our side. In fact, the dutchies were basically paying for and guarding themselves the barrier fortresses in theSpanish Low Countries then. Kek.
Scandicucks participacion was also merely nominal, the HRE was >le HRE, and Austria was busy with the T*rks.
>You do realize the Nazis started the bloodiest war in human history and carried out the worst recorded genocide in human history right?
Just gonna conveniently forget all those Soviet and Chinese programs eh?
>Yes but the Americans would have never made it to the moon without all that Kraut space magic.
Exactly my point
Numbers will never reflect the fact the we are infinitely more proud of our country and nation than the average dutch is of his.
Doesn't matter how much shit we go through nor the amount of statistics you post.
You realy don't know?
Australia did much more than USA, but USA and Australia had Embeded Forces and USA always claimed victories as US victories, never mentionioning the Australians.
There was a Propaganda war inside the allied parties...
also this went so far that some Australians even attacked an American base in Australia over the hate on the US loudmouths.
It wasn't really yours and you never had the means to defend it.
You were merely a protectorate of England and the USA later. The japs attacked Pearl Harbor to destroy their fleet because they knew well that the Dutch East Indies, what they really wanted, was Murica and the UK's cuck.
Let's compare both our country's future...
>Tibet to have no relations with any other foreign powers (effectively converting Tibet into a British protectorate).
Tibet is rightful British clay
Now you only need to become this creative and true to the state people, full of initiative and the will to take risks and succeed like the portuguese of the time of "Henrique o Navigador"
to make your pride match with your virtues.
Easy isn't it?
The difference between protectorate and ally is that the ally has an actual saying in the matters and can stand up and leave the table whenever he wants to.
Up to you to figure out what you were.
War of the Cow (1275-1278):
>peasant from one duchy steals cow during a fair from the duke from the neighboring duchy
>gets caught and gives cow back
>gets executed because of a bureaucratic mistake
>his lord demands compensation
>other lord tells him to fuck off
>the first one gets pissed and declares war
>drags into it most of the western Holy Roman Empire and France
>some 15.000 people die and around 60 villages are destroyed in about three years
Sadly the wikipedia article is shit and there's little to no information about the conflict. Medieval Europe was fucking brutal, everyone waged war for any reason.
Dude your ''banter'' is ridiculous,your colonies were tiny,you colonized south africa but it turned out to be an english colony,the rest of our colonies were trading posts and nobody gave a fuck about your culture/religion and they just cared about your money.
Your language is irrelevant and even you know that,most of you understand that german is more useful.
but still, we had more colonies in the end, you can't deny the fact. Thats what this discussion was all about and I guess we are relevant enough to give you more pity money. Whats that Poortugal? You need another 10 billion to keep your shit together?
lol kys degenerate manmore faggot pos
>starts posting "victories" despite being under habsburg rule at the time
>can't handle opposite victories so start about language
>can't handle the lingual succes so resign to being sad
>can't handle statistics about money and aids, so posts statistics about islam
>can't handle the fact that he's practically a former caliphate, so just goes back to denial
You shouldn't take it so seriously madtugal. Be happy allot of Dutch tourists travel to your dirtcheap country to enjoy some beaches. Stay happy
You had a much bigger empire but the Dutch had a much smarter selection of colonies. The Dutch made profit from every colonie until the end.
Portugals colonies became more costly over time. As far as I know only Angola was adding profit while all the other colonies were just prestige projects at the end.
Fairly paltry when compared to traditional bombing campaigns.
The US used nukes on Japan to quickly subdue them instead of adding up potentially millions of US casualties trying to take Tokyo and the rest of Japan.
Put yourself in Truman's shoes. Imagine writing all those letters to American families telling them their son was lost in combat along with millions of others when at the time you have a weapon that can level an entire city and subdue the Japanese quickly.
I'm not saying the US was right, but it was the choice they made.
>Why you so mad anyways?
because you're a manmore
Yes our nation is free and fought hard for it actually, kind of flattering to think we were one the key reasonsthe great Spain couldn't really be succesful in Europe back in the day.
a victory is a victory.
I guess Angola can be compared to malacca.
You're just projecting right now,not going to waste my time with this this.
It's not about the profit.Tell me what was the heritage the dutch left on those colonies?
Economic power isn't going to be remembered in the future.
People will ask themselves in the future why are there 500+million people speaking portuguese and they'll know where it came from.It came from the modest western iberia beach bathed by the salt of the crying mothers that watched as their sons embarked on a suicide mission during the age of discovery
>It's not about the profit.Tell me what was the heritage the dutch left on those colonies?
>Economic power isn't going to be remembered in the future.
>People will ask themselves in the future why are there 500+million people speaking portuguese and they'll know where it came from.It came from the modest western iberia beach bathed by the salt of the crying mothers that watched as their sons embarked on a suicide mission during the age of discovery
Honestly, sometimes it sucks to be of Portuguese heritage when I have to read such bullshit.
Man baptisms don't keep up the wealth of a country.
Dutch are still relevant, they have a well running economy. Portugal has nothing but debts from it's defcitary empire.
It sucks if you are more proud than smart.
500 million portuguese speaking favelados on the other side of the world won't get you, good infrastructure, scientific success and wealth and jobs.
The Dutch did well. And they stole many of the profitable Portuguese colonies. Such as Sri'Lanka.
But thats Spains fault.
Nothing personal,one of you dutchies bantered us
Like I said economic status doesn't stand over centuries.
We'll stand tall as we've been during for over 1200 years.
Both you and the netherlands have a very islamic future ahead,thanks to your economic wellbeing.