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Bit chilly out Edition
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cara
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irish weathre
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>>53109645
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>>53109666
>weathre
good lid
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Think how many laws essentially boil down to making sure semen is only placed in certain places at certain times
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just got 4 uncut sapphires from a random
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>>53109675
FOY
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>>53109645
AxB in that sense means is A = number of sets; B = number of repetitions per set.

so basically do 5 reps then rest then 5 then rest then 5
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What's it like to ask a girl out for the first time lads?
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I am so fucking dependent on benzos and codeine goddamn
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"Bedroom pilates?"
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eating a meat pie with some green tea and those sticks that are like chocolate wrapped in a wafer and sort of looks like a cigar.
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>>53109711
>>53109718
>>53109731
FOY
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>>53109718
scary i would imagine
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>>53109706
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https://www.change.org/p/hbo-replace-john-oliver-with-a-woman/c
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHlh2IusY


commies have some really nice music, desu m8s
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anyone else remember the good old days?
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Marina Diamandis
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>>53109729
get a prescription
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really hope rand wins the nomination or gets the vp slot tbH
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just done a toxic fart
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>>53109774
no 2bh
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>>53109712
And a squat is where you like have the weights on your back?
How do you how much weight to have?
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A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote.
A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat.
So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.
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Don't like it when people are wrong on the internet lads
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>>53109675
cute top :3
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Having a Kinder Bueno
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>>53109828
>neighbors
JOY
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might do a sleep
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>>53109779

there are binmen on 45k
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>>53109835
nice
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>>53109835
good lad
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>Having a Kinder Bueno
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>>53109790

He was begging for donations on twitter last week. It was really weird because he only wanted like 80 people to donate 10 dollars
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>>53109817
yep, that's a squat. though bar placement is a bit more complicated than that. i'd work on my form before i put weight on the bar 2bh.

have a look at starting strength for a good guide to squatting but yeah, if you're completely untrained then you want to train the appropriate movement under ideal conditions before stress conditions (i.e. reps under load)
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I MISS THE WAY THE NIGHT COMES
WITH FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS MAKE IT FEEL GOOD
THIS BASEMENT HAS A COLD GLOW
THOUGH IT'S BETTER THAN A BUNCH OF OTHERS

DANCE YOURSELF CLEEEEEAN
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>>53109847
sissy brit BOI
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Nobody can recognise an emotion in others unless they've experienced it themselves
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>I dont eat Kinder Bueno's
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Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>53109756
eh the early years they did
its really interesting to read Lenin's ideas of "rational music" and attempting to make music that was both stimulating and accessible so as to uplift the common man.

I attribute it more to Russians in general producing a lot of stellar music
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>>53109878
FOY
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lads


i think i just flirted with a qt grile

its the first time ive ever flirted with a gril
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>>53109888
how can i tell when other people are in love then bruh

#deep
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>>53109862
FOY
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>>53109863
;.; only sane candidate and no one is paying attention to him
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>>53109887
epic))))))))
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>>53109914
post the messages you knob
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Gf just sent me this
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>>53109828
>not voting
>not at least spoiling the ballot so it's at least recorded

mong, you're the reason why democracy breaks down.
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>>53109914
how did u know what to do!?!?
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yanks literally get drug tested for a random shitty paper pushing job
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>>53109675
who is this

you posted her before i know
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>>53109958
mum told me
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yanks get drug tested for bennies hahahaha
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got meat pie stuck in my throat
idk if ill live
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>>53109944
return to sender
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>spoiling your ballot
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gonna buy this lads
https://www.allposters.com/-sp/Big-Bang-Theory-Posters_i9718593_.htm
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>gf keeps hinting that "when school starts up again we won't be able to spend as much time together"
w-what does it mean?
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>>53109944
jesus

it's that tranny who got the vag surgery isn't it
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>>53109984
>>53109991
Actually they're being tested to make sure that optimal levels of Freedom™ are being maintained within the body

Commie
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Listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BXstcxs7no
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>>53109914
best feel when you make her laugh so hard she starts making piggy sounds
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>>53110008
relationship over darl
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Doing a look
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bored
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brb killing the tsar
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>>53109993
*performs the heimlich manoeuvre on you*
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>>53109984
Makes for a thriving fake urine industry
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>>53110043
the radio tsar?
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California is the GOAT place to live on earth
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gonna start referring to people i don't like as mutts like they do in goodfellas
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>>53109888
using this for my compilation pic of brit girls thanks mate
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>>53110069
vladimir killed the radio tsar
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>>53109939
it was a real life interaction, no messages involved
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>>53110008
she's fuckin chad
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>make a post in /hilo/ asking for grammar advice
>immediately ten argentinians post picardias and "chicano" without answering me
literally subhumans
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>>53109944
stand straight you fucking mong haha x
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>gonna start referring to people i don't like as mutts like they do in goodfellas
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Do I get a visa for student if I go to Britain and do a course or study?
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>>53110071
>t. Carlos Goldberg
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>>53110055

Apparently Boulder, CO is the home of drug free urine?
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>>53110088
you mean you didn't film it for us? pfft..
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>>53110094
CHI
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>>53110071
are you having a santa monica dream
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-QQsFO1xLQ

Look how attractive that bird is/was (probably in her 30s and looks like shit now)
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>>53110105
yes
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Doing a poo.
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>>53110008
it means you're fucked

also she might be testing you in some weird way as girls are wont to do. perhaps shes fishing for certain responses or reactions to that statement
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oh
my
god
you look just like Shakira
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>>53109987
muh waifu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HUdi0kDbu5
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>>53110144
For how many time? Isn't it one year in Ireland? Is it a good country to stay?
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>>53109895
Now I want a Kinder Bueno

thanks asshole
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>>53110175
no i dont what the heck are you talking about....
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>Now I want a Kinder Bueno
>thanks asshole
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oh
my
god
becky look at her butt
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>asshole
FOY
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>>53110184
honestly I don't know much about it, never had to use it myself obviously

try looking here:

https://www.gov.uk/browse/visas-immigration/student-visas

http://www.educationuk.org/global/articles/student-visas/
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>>53110177
name
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>>53110177
she's cute
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I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
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now i want a kaiserslauten buenoputsch


thanks a lot arsenhollen
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but first

let me take a selfie
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>>53110227
Thanks buddy
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>>53110184
>>53110227
and yes, it is a good country to live in 2bh
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>>53110175
reckon her fanny is tight and hairless?
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>>53110071
It's like the Ireland of the States
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Who /lonely/ here
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Lads I've been awake for 2 days and I can't sleep

what do I do
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wonder if being uncut would make me more or less desireable to american gay guys
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>>53110274
sleep
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>>53110263
Yeah
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>I am uncut
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>>53110287
bit sad that 2bh
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>>53110257
>people are using the pictures I post in order to say lewd things about marina
w-why
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JHENE AIKO
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>>53110274
sleep
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>>53110263
i dont even have any friends on runescape
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I'M HOOKED AND I CAN'T STOP STARING
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im going to reveal the exchange of words i had with a qt girl today after i finish eating my dinner because it would take 5 minutes to type out... i want to focus on this meal my mom slaved over a hot stove making me before i really begin to post.....


so watch this space
we're going to talk about girls soon
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>>53110308
is an ugly nig
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>>53110307
fit for a paki ngl
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Now that the dust has settled, how was your new years eve lads?
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>>53110290
holy shit just looked this up
i had no idea circumcision was even a thing anywhere relevant outside yankland
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>>53110326
we always talk about girls at this time 2bh
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>>53110336
fuck off no taste loser
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>>53110326
FONT
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>>53110326
>mom
fuck off yank
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>>53110347
>calling her a paki
>posting lewd pictures
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SHE IS PURE YOU FUCKING HATEFUL TWAT SHE IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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>watching tranny porn
>zooms in on its arsehole
>he has a hairy arsehole

Nothing worse 2bh
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didn't know elvis was a nonce

i mean i don't really care i just never knew that before lol
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>tfw uncut in america
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>fugged a qt new years night
>she came to the bar i work in to see me the next night

bit clingy ngl
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>>53109850
c:
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>>53110391
>watching tranny porn
>the guy starts sucking the tranny's dick
fuck off with that gay shit
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>>53110398
Post pix
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>>53110370
whats bigger, be honest, her arsehole or her fanny "hole"

haha probably shagging right now to think of it 7

also

>tfw your waifu is my both my pakifu and slagfu

wew
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>>53110393
How did you delete your post that quickly
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>>53109648
>literally no double-paned windows in Bri'n
>no central heating
>tfw all those loimeys huddling together in their local pub for warmth

ERROR ERROR CANNOT FABRICATE
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found this on the prevalence of circumcision wiki, top laughs
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>>53110398
clingy in a clingy way or clingy in a "she found someone who will fuck her so she thought you'd be an easy lay" way


cuz the 2nd one would be awesome 2 b haitch
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>>53110424
what?
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>>53110414
i dont have any, i dont think shes on fb or i cant find her cos i tried creeping the morning after, i only have her snapchat
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>>53110422
>asshole
>fanny hole
what the fuck is the difference?
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Deaths from drugs in the UK 2014

Heroin, Morphine and Methadone - 1346
Cocaine - 247
Amphetamines - 151
MDMA - 50
Benzos - 372
Alcohol - 8416
Cigarettes - 100,000
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>>53110429
>Oceania:
>Less than 20%
>Australia
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>>53110422
ey fellas! get a load of this chicks knockers, they're fukken huge
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>All of these uncut goyim
disgusting
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>>53110425
kek what? only super old houses don't have double glazed windows, and almost every house has central heating
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>>53110446
Any lewd snaps?

>>53110448
>butt hole
>pee hole
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>>53110230
she-who-must-not-be-named
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>>53110451
Cannabis - 0
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>>53110448

>asshole

JOY
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goodnight
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>>53110448
boring meme, we all know we all know this
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>>53110473
>pee hole
'no'
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I love when brits post like this
Makes me love being American in the same way I love how japs talk about us in anime

>>53110365
>>53109848
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anyone ever had infested cheese?
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>>53110448
isnt fanny a pussy?


i think the only ones who use fanny in the US are little kids in elementary school who think fannys are butts so i can see why you're confused
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took the valium nytol and dihydrocodeine and i'm still awake fucks sake
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>>53110483
DUDE
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wew
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>>53110435
probably the second, her sister was in there and she said she was waiting for me to finish work but then the guards raided the pub and she went home cos id be like another hour and half cleaning and stocking and shit before i finished

>>53110473
nah ive barely snapped her at all desu
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>>53110488
good night my only friend
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she is pure
PURE
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lads i literally cannot sleep

it's been 2 days with no sleep and I can't
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>Cannabis - 0
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>>53110445
Your post was faded as if you deleted it but I refreshed and it's normal. Pretty weird.
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>>53110535
lies: the post
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>>53110541
HHHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>53110511
try exercising in the evening. a nice four mile jog several hours before bed will make you sleep. people rely on medication and drugs and alcohol for sleep so much. but it really is as simple as tiring yourself out.
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>>53110541
with knockers like that the only pure thing about her is the white as snow jizz that shes going to squeeze out of her fanny senpai
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How do I unplug from the matrix
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>>53110551
turn computer off lad, or put some asmr on and just stop looking at the screen for 10 minutes
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>>53110574
fuck off she is pure best girl
she has literally never done anything even slightly lewd
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>>53110586
already tried that
asmr is autistic, retarded and annoying
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>>53110617
see >>53110551
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>>53110575
stop looking at a computer screen all day lad, go outside and whenever you literally can't go outside because reasons start exercising
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what is the comfiest breed of dog?
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>>53110605
she is a slag
SLAG
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>>53110575
you have to kill yourself while on at least 1,200 mics of LSD

its the only way
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>>53110571

Used to jog alot before I started vomiting blood all the time (due to acid reflux from drinking every day), never made any difference whatsoever to my sleeping habits.

I have been a chronic insomniac for about 15 years and tried everything, but in recent years my issue is not falling asleep but staying asleep longer than 4-5 hours a night.
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Who /likes cuddles/ here?
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>>53110647
A cat
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>>53110617
ahh okay

if ya don't tingle, ya don't tingle, don't get mad
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>>53110647
your mum is pretty loyal and quite sweet
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literally the greatest performer of the last 30 years
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bleeding out my vagina AGAIN lads
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>>53110088
what did you say?
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>>53110673
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>>53110647
Chesapeake Bay Retrievers
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>>53110689
this
girl
is
on
FIIIIIIIRE
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>>53110654

I have actually taken that exact dose of AL-LAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lILlZJPnbsE
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>>53110667
>Used to jog alot before I started vomiting blood all the time (due to acid reflux from drinking every day), never made any difference whatsoever to my sleeping habits.


its because you were drinking every day.

want to throw a wrench in your circadian rythm? drink every day
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>>53110653
because she has a bum? most humans do. Are you fucking mormon or something?
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Interesting story
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony
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>>53110682
lad I get crazy chills from music
asmr is literally autistic and does nothing
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>SJW angry again, this time at a dumb joke made by a cricket player to an interviewer who only has the job because she's good looking

really wish these people would fucking die 2bh lads
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>>53110605
err
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/marinathediamonds/sexyeah.html
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>>53110716
wew al lad
e
w

a
l

l
a
d
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>>53110733
>dressing in tight clothing
>pure
la im sorry but your waifu is a complete sket
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>>53110710
im that nigga with the hair singin bout poppin pills fucking bitches livin life so trill
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>>53110730

Was an insomniac for 5 years before I ever drank alcohol, from the age of 11/12 I only slept 3hrs a night
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how do I get a feminist to like me?
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>>53110772
Why?
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>>53110755
>caring about that shit
>>>/v/
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>>53110758
confirmed sexually repressed
>>53110756
you didn't even read the lyrics
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>>53110753
ahh, frisson and asmr feel pretty similar tbqh, imagine if the videos felt like that and were comfy to sleep to
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>how do I get a feminist to like me?
>>
marina
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>>53110772

hate yourself for things you had no choice over like being white and male and straight
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>>53110781
i don't give a shit about reviews for sex. i get annoyed when a guy cracking a joke gets absolutely fucked up by stupid people who try and threaten his career because he said something they didn't like.
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>>53110798
did too

plus, she lived in Greece from 16 to something. she obviously took hairy denbts-riddled cock a few times
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>>53110819
Are Celtic even relevant without Rangers?
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VADER: The templeeee *wheeze*....the younglings *cough* *cries*
OBI-WAN: It's okay, Anakin, that was just a prank, Anakin! The younglings was just a prank! Come hang out with Yoda, Qui Gon and me in the Force forever. Of course, every other dead person is technically here, but we get to be individuals is the difference! Let's all hang out for eternity, bro, come on!
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>>53110858
>Rangers

literally who?
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>i don't give a shit about reviews for sex. i get annoyed when a guy cracking a joke gets absolutely fucked up by stupid people who try and threaten his career because he said something they didn't like.
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honestly think if i'd spunk all over Sara's face (behind a tesco, preferably) i would not see it because of how fucking pale she is haha mad that
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-35228869
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Can you use Vicks VapoRub as lube?
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>>53110885
found the catholic lads
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Jeremy Corbyn seems like a pretty decent guy in my opinion. Don't see what the fuss over him is all about
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>>53110885
Queens Park Rangers
In the English Championship
It's the second division under the EPL not to be confused with League 2
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>The proletariat! The workers of the world!
The oppressed! PoC! Women! Trans people! LGBT! Muslims!
>The bourgeoisie! Capitalism!
The white cishet male! The patriarchy!

>Revolution!
Progress!
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i don't give a shit about reviews for sex. i get annoyed when a guy cracking a joke gets absolutely fucked up by stupid people who try and threaten his career because he said something they didn't like.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMSjXwlYYKE

Choon
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>stupid bitch lost her bag
>"it really makes me question humanity why nobody told me I dropped my bag"

what a div
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>>53110700
it was at the end of the work day, she sits in my row and we got up to leave at the same time.

she was walking right behind me and shouted to one of of mutual friends that "she has to go take care of her kids." as she was saying that i was leaving the building and held the door open for her we made eye contact and she smiled "What Anon you didn't know I have kids?" (she was just kidding)

i told her that i didn't know that and that it was unfortunate but that i also had 4 myself, then i told her we should set up a play date one day and she laughed and liked the idea and i suggested we do it at chuck-e-cheese, she said that they love chuck-e-cheese but that we could also go elsewhere and pretend that the kids didn't even exist then we said goodbye and kept walking to our cars then i came on /brit/ and posted about it
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Reminder that not watching anime is a fedorable offence
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>>53110954
idk if celtic ever even played qpr lad
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>>53110956
>implying you want to see a BBL without chris gayle

smdh lad
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>>53110955
wish activism was still about the greentext tbqh, fuck swj lefties
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>>53110928
I once put it on my willy, balls, and arsehole for the banter when I was drunk and it was extremely painful

Wouldn't recommend it la
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jumpman jumpman jumpman
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>>53110911
I would aim my cum at those gommie red lips
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>>53110858
they aren't relevant with rangers, but its true that the rivalry was the only semi-interesting thing about scottish football
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men who shame sex workers yet get off to watching porn are a massive problem
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>>53110955
Feminists are the Bourgeoisie
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man try say he's better than me

tell my man shut up

SHUT UP
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>men who shame sex workers yet get off to watching porn are a massive problem
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>>53110999
If they played each other twice a year in the league, that'd make things more interesting for sure
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>>53111002
From my point of view the Jedi are evil.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq9puwa1tFY
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>housemates having sex in room next to me
>she's really enjoying it
>i will NEVER know this feel

Want to not wake up lads haha
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>>53110979
LIAR
YOU'RE WITH HIM NOW
*points to the yank bender*
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>>53110934
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>>53110974
>wasting that set up with that stupid line

why wouldn't you say something about her being a milf then or something
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couple man call me a back up dancer
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lads

I quit taking valium and now I want to wank all the time
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>no Fräulein waifu
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do brits unironically call them "mushy peas". sounds like a baby would describe them as
>>
Anime
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>>53111056
>tattoos
worst kind of degeneracy
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>>53111068
We're not as witty as you lot
It's not a meme
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>>53111041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqMSUThVfyQ
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>>53109648
Here im brazil is linda different - hehehe - but not much >> +43°
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>>53111068
idk, i did'nt sit there and try to make up a perfect line, i just said the first things that came to my head. it was more about the energy that we exchanged while talking, she was laughing so i felt like it was successful.

and now the next time we run into each other we'll be more likely to talk to each other and joke around and hopefully shit will pop off from there homie
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>>53111051
I HAVE BROUGHT TOLERANCE, EQUALITY, JUSTICE AND PROGRESS TO MY NEW EMPIRE
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Got any rare corbyns stashed away?
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want to break the 1500ug barrier
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>>53111154

the famines over fuck off home
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>>53111068
this
girl I like got a stupid half shave haircut and I made a joke about Warmachine and Christy Mack and she seemed pretty turned on because she ran after me as I left to follow me around to talk and play around while I worked and half-ignored her
>>
doing a poo
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>>53111154
>Passing the coffin when the Rangers die
What do they mean by that?
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>>53111064
good lad
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Day out with the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P4iAEe3f80
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>>53111157
bit hot out
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>>53111242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFLD2Lt-i8k
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>>53111266
smells horrible
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>>53111266
me too
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>>53111157
>all those people
wew haha
would just never go outside
why do Brazilians have no concept of personal space or not partying and being loud all the time?
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>>53111154
what part of glasgow you from sheamus :^)
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eating mushy peas
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>>53111319
good lad
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>>53111344
very british lad
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>>53111327
celtic is a donegal club lad
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>>53111327
The east end
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cant believe zidane is coaching madrid lads

florentino is mental

>fire one of the best managers in the world, ancelotti
>hire benitez
>players hate him because hes autistic
>fire him
>hire the old assistant manager of the guy that you fired 7 months ago but the former assistant manager barely has experience


why not just keep ancelotti

-_-
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why are slim PS2's still about £30?

doesn't everyone on the planet except me own one by now?
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>>53111368
this isn't /sp/ you stupid twat
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how's the day gone for you, /brit/?
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>>53110974
you didn't flirt with her, but she flirted with you
also how do you have kids but have never flirted before
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just realised that my initials are KV and I'm a KV
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>>53111400
FOY
>>
going to buy a half pint of shandy when i first wlak into a british pub
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playing with my willy lads what am I like haha͠haA҉Ḩ̈́͂͌͛̃̇̑͜A̛̛̒̈́̓̓̏̏̿H̑̐̌͆̿ͤ͞Aͤ͟Ḩ̑̀ͬ͂ͨ͗̉ͪ͡O̭͇͕̪͚̻̣͙̮͙̘͂̾ͮ̎̌̆̓̉̍̎̎ͩ͗̏ͤͫ͗̅̚͢͢͠͞M̴͙̖̞͔͉̳͗̌̀ͦ̽͐͌͑ͨͫ̐ͣͬ͛̆͊̄̚͘͜͜D̷̞̦̹͕̝̙̺͖ͪ͐͂̎̎̓ͫͣ̊ͤ̀
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>>53111368
>An Arab Muslim with a short temper is in charge of the biggest football team in the world
hmmm, not anticipating good things
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fuck's sakes did sara delete that pic of that lad flirting with her while calling her Stalin? i wanted to save that to get (You)s but it's gone now...
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>>53111435
i literally asked her if she wanted to set out fake kids up on a play-date one day

that counts as flirting desu


and in reality i think she was just joking around and i was the one trying to flirt. im just glad that i talked to a girl that i think is cute and that it was a positive experience.
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>>53111452
is ur name kev valentine?
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>>53111456
Ask for an Irish car bomb
Or a black & tan
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>>53111293
Oh yeah, The sensation is about near 50° some DAYS now in summer. :0
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>>53111368
ah ha yes the downfall of Real Madrid continues very impressive
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RiFF RAFF is the only reason I own a pair or Jordans tbqh lads
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>>53111507
HAHA YES
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remember this one lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBaXSEkzAEE
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>>53111507
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>>53111501
fuck off you cancerous twat
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>>53111480
is valentine even a real surname?
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>>53111547
the man kicked the ball
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>>53111454
>the south americans look comically ugly, like simpsons characters

>the spanish men look like normal blokes


never race mix with native americans, ladies n gents....
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>>53109679

>>53109679

>>53109679
>>
Hands up!
Get down.
Spit it out!
Where are your friends?
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>>53111563
it is in anime
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbn3rOPmR9w
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>>53111495
maybe if youre a girl
if you said that shit as a guy everyone would think youre a sissy
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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT NORMIES. THE MEMES TURNED AGAINST ME. DON'T YOU TURN AGAINST ME!
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>>53111553
did the tatties bite you back tonight tim? haha poor lad xoxo always so bitter
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May legitimately offer one of you lads fellatio for a VT-era Vick (#7) jersey
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Last for America.
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