Is it true that outside of North American it is rare for people to carry knives?
I've carried a knife my entire life, my father has done the same and most males I've know as well.
It's as normal as carrying your wallet or keys.
Technically, it's illegal here, but it really depends of the knife and how you behave. Wielding a knife under somebody's face will get you in trouble, even if the blade is under 12cm, but I carry a swiss knife and never had any problem.
Country folk used to carry knives here until perhaps the mid 20th century. Stabbings in the tavern are still a part of our folklore, but education and communist repression eventually fixed that problem, I guess.
I carry a (folding) utility knife for everyday shit.
If I'm working working I'll go for an actual folding knife because cheap replaceable blades are too flimsy. But I get so sick of having to sharpen it every few weeks.
And fuck all these europoor haters. Knives are tools, not weapons. You could stab someone just as easily with a screwdriver.
I would but screwdrivers don't tend to fit nicely in my pocket, so they'll have to stay in the toolbox in my car. They make nice impromptu prybars.
>What the fuck is this, GTA or something?
I don't understand what you mean.
>muh letters and boxes
jeez, do murriblubs just receive an endless amount of boxed packages every day?
No, no one does that.
that's why we just have a knife by our desk or something for when we need it I don't expect random cardboard boxes to appear and in dire need of being opened 24/7
>Being too stupid to see the advantages of having a tool at all times.
I carry a pocket knife with me most of the times. I don't use it in front of people who aren't friends of mine, though. People get scared when you whip open a knife in front of them, even if you use it to open a box or something. I also leave it at home when I'm going to a club.
Why the fuck would you need a knife for?
I keep my multitool in my bag. It's just too massive to be worn in your pocket.
Because you may come in a situation where you may need it.
I would love to own one but I can't get it because they're illegal here, just like butterfly knives.
I cannot understand people who think a 3 inch knife would be used as a weapon.
Says a lot about that person.
Everyone I know has always had a small utility knife or multitool on their person most of the time, and they would never use it to fight. It's entirely a tool.
It's 3 fucking inches. Not long enough to hit anything vital unless you're a ninja, and it would probably snap on contact.
Seems eurofags are fucking terrified of being in possession of anything that might require even the slightest of personal responsibility.
Which is odd because up until very recently it was perfectly normal to carry and own such things in Europe if history books are anything to go by.
who the fuck uses a 5cm knife for fighting anything, including a mouse
You are the retard here, no one needs a knife for every day life. Unless OP has to open packages on a daily basis, which I doubt. A knife has no use other than open shit up and cut shit up.
Only 14 year old edgy kids carry knives around here, and i'm pretty fucking sure it's the same in the netherlands
A folder is absolutely shit for self defence.
Also, it's nice to just be able to cut something if the need arises like a piece or rope or if you get a package. You won't have to walk around looking for scissors because you have something for that in your pocket at all times.
I first started carrying a knife when I worked in a kitchen, and it has vastly improved my life.
>Being this much of a stereotypical cuck
>ITT: A bunch of pussies who are afraid of sharp objects
>Also, it's nice to just be able to cut something if the need arises like a piece or rope or if you get a package.
how often are you getting packages in the middle of street or cutting stretches of rope m8
There's zero need for a sharp object unless I'm at home or at work.
I live in a first world country so I'm not used to seeing knife fights on a daily basis, can you explain how a knife wouldn't be useful in a fight?
>why yes, i do carry a knife around with me
I'm not afraid. I just think it's dumb as shit for someone to carry something that has no use outside a kitchen. Also cringeworthy as fuck.
The only people I have seen carry a knife were teenagers (most definitely blacks and/or shitskins).
5cm of technical steel would most likely skid or bend, also wouldn't even harm any internal organs if it happened to penetrate skin (which is more flexible and resistant than most people believe)
you could technically gouge an eye out with one but come the fuck on who runs around with a pocket knife and gouges people's eyes out
You laugh, but I do carry a set of butchering/skinning knives in a compartment underneath my car's seat right next to my AK pistol.
Filled up my freezer last year with nothing but deer that thoughtfully threw themselves in front of my car. Six total. Only one of them had a busted gut.
Was my civic duty to put the things out of their misery anyway, so I may as well make use of the bodies.
Pity they made it illegal to butcher moose roadkill in Canada. Wasteful desu. Also endangers scavengers.
I've never carried a knife about
but its not particularly dangerous here
either way if you don't know how to fight with a knife its not going to do you much good and if anything might end with you getting stabbed by your own blade.
ban assault spoons, it's possible to blind a person with a spoon
Dude, nobody with a brain carries a knife for self defense. Nobody wins in a knife fight.
Knives have an unlimited number of uses, you are just pathetic losers, as I have already said.
And I don't carry around a fucking buther's axe, it's just a folding knife, Jesus.
what, they make pocket knives out of 1000x folded Damascus steel all of a sudden?
I do that too dude. Also, I also carry flint and steel, my cold steel kukri (very good quality) and flagon in case I ran out of oxygen when going to bus stop, so I can start splinter some wood and build a shelter. Winter time in Finland is very harsh you know.
I wouldnt trust someone walking around with a knife in their pocket because there is literally no use for it in a daily situation. What the fuck is anyone gonna do with a pocket knife? Absolutely nothing, that's right. So if it tells me something about that one person that carries, it's that he/she is retarded. And God knows what retarded people can do.
>(very good quality)
don't buy american trash brands when you live in scandinavia (well, almost) bub
I guess it's a cultural difference
here knives are handy tools of countless uses, in Belgium they are personal atomic bombs
I go fishing, I can use my knife to fix the fish hook.
I see a string sticking out of my trousers or shirt and I know that it will get worse if I pull on it, I can cut it off.
I buy a bag of candy and it doesn't have a practical opening, I can cut the top off.
Need to open a bottle? Use a knife.
Get a splinter, I can take it out with a knife (or twizzers, if I am carrying my swiss army knife at that moment).
Maybe I have a piece of paper and I want to put it in half. If I don't have a pair of scissors with me, I can use a knife.
Maybe I need to unscrew a screw, I can use a knife for that too.
There are many other ways to use it, but this is on the top of my head.
Convenience is the word, not need.
Easier to reach in my pocket to slit open a bag of horse feed than go looking for a set of scissors.
Easier to use the blunt side to unscrew a screw than walking all the way back to my truck to go digging in my toolbox.
Clean my nails.
Point is, it's not a big deal like you, Belgium, and Britain are making it out to be. It's like carrying your wallet or keys. You just do it, you don't think about it or make a fuss.
Insinuating that anyone who carries what an otherwise mundane bit of sharp metal in their pocket is going to go on a stabbing spree at any moment is actually pretty insulting.
>I go fishing, I can use my knife to fix the fish hook.
Fishing is something you prepare for, doesn't happen spontaneously.
>I see a string sticking out of my trousers or shirt and I know that it will get worse if I pull on it, I can cut it off.
Usually can just pull it off without any problems.
>I buy a bag of candy and it doesn't have a practical opening, I can cut the top off.
Never had a bag of candy that I couldn't open with my hands.
>Need to open a bottle? Use a knife.
I have a key chain. Much easier.
>Get a splinter, I can take it out with a knife (or twizzers, if I am carrying my swiss army knife at that moment).
Splinters are not a daily occurrence for me.
>Maybe I have a piece of paper and I want to put it in half. If I don't have a pair of scissors with me, I can use a knife.
Can tear off with my hands with out any problems. Probably looks better than a piece that was cut with a knife.
>Maybe I need to unscrew a screw, I can use a knife for that too.
Not a daily occurrence. If I know that I would need to fix something, I come prepared.
Yes, if you work on a farm or something like that, I completely understand.
Average person has no need for a knife.
that's because you're a country boy, so I guess you're fine
still seems rather annoying to carry a knife for that one time you may want to use it... and since you're talking about conveience, having a big ass sharp tool on me all day long seems rather unconvenient, as opposed to just wait to get home and/or use my keys
No, I'm not. I've always lived in rural bc, and never lived in Vancouver. No one but the most autistic fagbois carry a knife unless there's a purpose, like out hunting or fishing
I forgot I was on 4chan. You really don't need a knife when you're sitting inside 24/7.
>i always carry a le knife with me in case i need to rescue a damsel in distress
I've seen threads like these on int before and it's almost always a britfag losing his collective shit at the thought of someone carrying a knife.
At least 3 or 4 times now.
It is inconvenient because I have a job that requires me to sit in front of a computer for 9 hours a day. My phone already feels too big in my pocket when I'm on my chair, and so do my wallet and keys which is very uncomfotable. It is inconvenient because it's useless (to me at least) and I have no use for it. Obviously no one carries shit that they have no need for. And if I ever need one, I can just use my keys, or a knife if I'm at home.
it's mindboggling that so many of you treat POCKETKNIVES as fucking guns or something
Are lighters illegal in your country too, or do you need a registration for them?
Are you a professionnal box opener?
jk though, I use these a lot too
It's not something you need every single day but it's handy, definitely need one when you go backpacking/camping.
I always carry around a set of skis on me.
Y'know...just in case I suddenly need to go skiing.
No stop spouting bullshit.
They're not forbidden, but knives over 12cm and one handed opening knives are not allowed to be carried in public without a good reason (hunting, reenactment, etc.; they won't accept self defense).
I can see where you would have this notion because you've probably never seen a folding pocket knife in your life. It would snap at the hinge before it would go through a a light coat.
Your paring knife is a solid piece of steel with a handle over a portion of it. This is why folding knives are legal for personal carry ( a tool ) and blades designed for stabbing ( butterflies, switch blades, and handled knives ) are not.
Fucking Brit cucks.
A while ago I started carrying a knife around after so many people reccommend it. I used it maybe like one time to jimmy something on my bike and repair it. Other than that I never had use for it. I don't know what kind of lives you guys live, but a knife is just in the way for me.
It's more likely that I just attract the wrong kind of attention than actually need it for something.
Yeah I suppose if I were really intent on killing someone with a 3 inch flip blade I could do it. The blade design goes to intent though. I bet if you googled "killed by punch" you'd get over a million results.
Britcuck logic baffles me. You are all children.
>it's impossible to kill someone with a pocket knife you stupid brit cuck
>of course you can kill someone with a pocket knife you stupid brit cuck, you can kill someone with anything
make your mind up please
and you retards thinking a little pocket knife is a weapon of some sort
this thread is hilarious
why don't people just admit that knives are cool and it's fun to handle them?
I mean, letters and packages are a lame excuse. Everyone get those, and we can open them just fine with the tool we keep in our homes. There is always some object within arms reach so you can improvise. 9/10 times though I can open a package with my hands.
>also mfw they didn't check to see if it was loaded until the very end of the episode
A shallow blade is the only practical option, a long blade may do damage to internal organs, but you wouldn't get far with one. A short blade used to slash can tear open multiple veins and have them bleed out fairly quickly. Internal organ damage is bad, but you'd need a larger weapon.
How is carrying a handy tool playing soldier?
It is not a weapon to me, it's useful for many things.
>because we're not buying the excuse that you just carry it out of practicality
Okay, and this is what I find so hilarious about this thread.
You might not need one every day, but when you do it is nice to have one.
That's because we use decisive wording in America. We don't dance around something with semantics when there's no validity in our argument.
If you can't see the use of a knife as a tool it's because of cultural differences. It's because you live in a nanny state where someone under the age 18 wasn't allowed to purchase a set of spoons.
My family is from a village where everybody carries a machete and/or a rifle. It's illegal, but the police there doesn't give a shit because it's a rural zone and everybody is a hunter or a farmer.
No one is arguing that a knife isn't a useful tool. If you are a hunter, postman, fisherman etc...
A regular citizen does not need a knife.
Can you open letters with your hands?
Can you gut a fish with your hands?
This is the difference between practical and impractical.
>yfw europeans have to call their local police department whenever they need to open a letter
I carry one of these in my jacket pocket, I have a million around the house from when I was working a shit retail job. It does come in handy from time to time, and it's so light and small I usually forget it's there.
You can, but it's a fucking hassle. Much easier to just slice open the shorter end.
I find this thread enlightening
if one would care to analyse the source of Western degeneration surely being afraid of tools "because there are people who kill with tools" would be one of them
Please don't lump us all in with all these pussy-whipped, scared of everything fucksticks that we share a landmass with. They're the reason we have sandniggers flooding europe and everything they say should be discarded.
But yes, not that many people over here EDC a knife and if they do it's normally a folding one or a multitool. I carry a fixed Mora which I use at least atleast once day, be it opening boxes (not a meme, I actually open dozens at work every day), cutting shit or when I'm bored, cleaning my fingernails and whittling stuff.
I never had to use it in self defense and hope I never have to.
If somebody thinks they don't need one: fine
STFU and carry on
But don't get scared and piss all over the place when some thinks otherwise.
People that carry wont just admit they carry a knife because they think it's cool. Because let's be honest now, a knife has very little use, which does not justify any average guy carrying it.
Once again, that's a difference of cultures.
I carry a small knife, and if I need it's there. Whether or not I need it every 5 minutes like my smart phone is redundant. I can use it to open a package of jerky that won't tear without using my teeth. I can pick a pebble out of the tread of my shoe. I can drop my tire pressure if it's icy.
It's not like I'm going to slip, fall, and cut my dick off with it.
also tightening screws, fixing bends with the pliers, dat flashlight, bottle opener/corkscrew to open beverages, filing your nails, measuring things with the ruler, etc
they barely take up any space in your pocket and help you do tons of different things when needed. i also like to carry a lighter even though i don't even smoke.
You just don't understand it's uses because your country has been raped of it's manhood. It's not my fault you can't think of a use for a small folding knife or multi-tool. It's your society's.
>be in america for the first time
>visit gay bar
>people over 21 got pink wristbands, people between 18 and 21 got yellow ones
>you need to have a pink wristband in order to buy drinks
>be talking to some hot guy with yellow wristband, his female BFF had a pink one
>he suddenly whips out an assault knife like pic related
>he presses a button on the knife and a big blade is getting shot out
>be thinking i'm about to get knifed, so I jump away
>see that he casually cuts his own the BFF's wristbands and switched them
>meet him again later wearing a pink wristband while he's sipping to a drink
>he asks me why i left
it was a huge turnoff, and I didn't fuck him
I think I will refer Americans as Package Openers or Letter Openers from this day since it seems they come across a lot of letters and packages on a daily basis
You never know when you about to open a letter or a fucking package off the fucking street
>This is more powerful than the entire American Naval Fleet.
While it may appear so, rational thought hasn't been entirely forbidden here.
And from personal experience, the people that berate you for carrying a knife are the same ones that can't change tires on their own, need help setting up computers (just plugging everything in) and can't fix basic shit themselves.
I also carry a lighter, despite being a non-smoker. I usually open bottles with it and help out friends who smoke.
Does that actuall happen?
Seems pretty sturdy to me, even when I gutted my last couple of wildboar and deers with it. Went through the ribs and the middle of the pelvis like butter.
This will work 90% of the time you need a knife.
Not all knives are Buck or Bowie knives.
This thread is confusing the fuck out of me.
I dunno how far that's gonna go, it doesn't have the ring of Poo In Loo or Twenty Buck Fuck.
I say this not as a butthurt American, but as someone who's seen what takes off on /int/ and what doesn't. It's just not insulting enough.
>Seems eurofags are fucking terrified of being in possession of anything that might require even the slightest of personal responsibility.
That's exactly how it is.
>C'mon it's 2016!!
I carry a switch blade but i'm not gonna bullshit you guys with le "random carboard box appears and i need a knife right now" excuse, a while back i was going home at 3 am from work and i was getting trailed by 3 gyps, tried to shake them off at one point tried to run only to find out a fourth was waiting for me at my building entrence, got some broken ribs and a near coma beating only to find out it was over some slut i fucked and the faggy boyfriend pays gyps to beat me, regardless a knife could have saved me that night and ever since then i've been carrying it
knife is a tool - serves many purposes when you need something long, wide and sharp
an assault knife is for fucking someone's shit up, picrel is German-made Jagdkommando, made from a single chunk of metal
This nigga gets it.
Why not be equipped to do things yourself whenever the opportunity presents itself?
It's like carrying a smartphone around to be able to utilize an internet connection when needed.
I am kind of joking with you and I think you can stab someone to death with a Mora if that is necessary but keep in mind that the handle on a mora is mostly plastic and the steel is not full tang so it's not really made for hard abuse, it's made for practical taske like cutting and carving.
It's not a fighting knife, in other words.
you're right, i'm just playing dumb here cuz I aint got nothing to do. been shitting up this thread a lot but i myself have a lot of actual tools in my car trunk in case I need anything fixed. though I dont carry a knife cause that's just useless
you know why Chinks and such-likes invented martial art? because possessing an actual weapon was often banned by the lord
what do Westerners have in lieu of fucking knives?
Less common to carry every day in cities nowadays, but everyone has a puukko obviously.
I think I will dump a few puukko pics.
Okay I now understand why you're so afraid of knives.
Obviously your soft skin cannot handle an object of any weight resting against it so carrying something that's another 80 grams would be a real burden to you.
As someone with no preconceived notions of your people before /int/, I've come to the conclusion that you have your own country solely because neither France or Germany want to deal with you. Literally every Belgian I've seen here has been a shit.
The 3 guys where pretty far behind me it was the 4th that stopped me from getting into the building, just showing him the knife would have scared the fucker away since gyps are cowards if they don't have 3 to 1 numbers, worst case i would have put it in his his belly and ran inside closed the door(which locks)
>a nation which creates such wonderful knives
>absolutely cringeworthy memelanguage
such a waste
I knew it wasn't full tang, but from your post I thought It was a common problem I never heard about. I know it's no fighting knife and if I had to pick a knife to fight with I would always choose a gun, because fuck knife fights (winner bleeding out in the ambulance and all that).
This one is fatherland/10
It's a nice looking one. The ones I'm dumping are mostly ceremonial/decorative puukkos rather than woodsman's tool types though, so they look nicer.
It's not uncommon for Northern Finns to carry knives (puukkos) on their person, but I think it's kind of pointless unless you're a construction worker or otherwise need it multiple times per day.
A saami variant called Leuku. Sort of feels like overcompensating to me.
True enough, but I'd never go in the woods without one.
>Do you carry a rain jacket when it's sunny outside, just in case?
I carry a small, portable umbrella, because the weather here is schizophrenic as fuck.
As a matter of fact, the day after Christmas was sunny when I left for work and monsoon tier when I left. Had I not grabbed my umbrella and a plastic bag just in case my tablet would have been ruined; I have a ten block walk home from work.
You know those really annoying plastic packaging things that are a bitch to open? What if I buy a new car charger that comes packaged like that and need to open it in my car? Use my pocket knife. Want to open an envelope without making a mess of it? Use my pocket knife. Want to pop that annoying safety off your lighter? Use my pocket knife.
I started carrying a little folding knife around 13/14 and even at 21 it still comes in handy all the time. Never stabbed or assaulted anybody with one, just used it to cut or open shit with less hassle.
weep over my fucking arsenal you pansy tea gluggers
And then they think we're making fun of them because we're scared of knives
No, we're making fun of autistic manchildren who run around with a useless "knife" they never need in their pocket, unwilling to admit they do it because it makes them feel like big boys
I'd respect it more if they just admitted that knives are neat and that's why they carry them. You don't really need more reasons than that. Instead there's all these weak excuses of practical stuff that anyone could strictly speaking solve without carrying a blade every day.
If I didn't see the flags of some of you posters ITT, I would think you're baiting.
What kind of a fucked up country has bins where you can put your knives? What kind of a country requires you to show your ID before you can buy a knife?
What we're saying is that it's possible things could have worked out in your favor, but it's more likely that they would not. These guys may have been cowards or whatever, but the guys next time might pull out their own knives and rush you.
There's a saying EMTs have: the loser of a knife fight bleeds out in the street and the winner bleeds out in the ambulance.
I think most people in this thread asking what do you use a pocket knife for are not against carrying one, they just never needed one... your examples are pretty weak too, how many times do you buy something with an hard plastic that you need to open? Also, once again the letter example
I carry my Spyderco when traveling, always useful to cut apples, cheese and so on.
In everyday life I have no uses for it though since I work an office job (and people would freak out if I got out an actual life to open letters).
Wew lad nice Civilian
Jesus that's tragic. And funny.
Because that's one of many things they're commonly used for
I don't get why you guys are acting like having a little folding knife in your pocket is such an obtrusive, personality defining issue. It's just a little sharp piece of metal that comes in handy from time to time, no reason that should bother you. Worst case scenario, you have a little piece of metal in your pocket and don't need it for anything. Best case scenario, it saves you the effort of trying to use your keys LIKE A KNIFE and gets the job done correctly.
If you keep bringing up 'manliness' you just end up sounding like you're desperate to validate yours
Could have guessed that from the fact you feel so insecure you have to carry around a fucking knife to make you feel like a big strong man
Everyday i carry a 9cm folder and have no problems with it. Law man says i need to carry it on my belt in a case but who gives a fuck. Comes in handy more than you know it. Its a tool just as much as a hammer is a weapon.
I think you're probably too stupid to carry or use a knife, you might hurt yourself.
He probably was talking about men that work or have outdoor hobbies, not little faggots that just shitpost all day from behind a computer
stop bullying me or the double decker gets it
>"MOM call the cops there's a man with a folding knife in his pocket walking down the street in his work uniform! Tell them to hurry, it's an emergency and he brought it outside with him!"
t. knows nothing about knives
The serated (looks like saw teeth) edge is made for minor sawing jobs
Curved blades are useful for a variety of different things, all depending on the type of curve. I've never seen a curve like that so I can't tell you anything about it, but I'm sure it has a purpose. No knife company just makes knives to look edgy.
>go on some outdoorsy trip due to a spur of the moment
>already have a set of tools
>spontaneously get invited to a barbecue or party
>can open or light whatever
>have to fix something that randomly breaks or gets bent
>can usually fix it
You can't plan for everything.
Sure, I don't do any of those very often but it's there whenever I need it. There's rarely an "oh shit, let me go get something to do this" moment and I'm often away from home when random things occur.
Not carrying a knife to feel manly doesn't make you a pussy. Actually, it's the exact opposite.
And I do carry a knife, but I actually have a reason other than having a neckbeard.
Can you point to one post in this thread that looks to be scared of a knife?
People are mocking the immature manchildren like >>53089866 who are trying to claim that they carry knifes like this one >>53089441 around with them to 'open letters they get given outside' rather than to make them feel like big men and make up for how they used to get bullied when they were younger
My 70 year old dad carries a swiss army knife in his pocket at all times, I'm certain it's illegal but I doubt any cop would care because he's clearly not a criminal. He always has a lot of tools, knives, ropes etc. in his car, he grew up in the country and does a lot of work on his boat so this is very normal for him. He had to pay money to check his knife in at the airport recently because security lost their shit. He worked as a pilot for 30 years and used to take it with him on planes so he didn't see what the big deal was. He said 9/11 ruined everything.
who designs these things and who the fuck buys them
What, did you think we were in here advocating carrying a fucking 9 inch Bowie? This is the cause for the confusion, we're talking about having a pocket knife and you guys are assuming we mean something ridiculous.
I'm the immature manchild and I carry a knife almost identical to this. Weebs gonna weeb, I'm not one of them.
ALright, real talk, I carry it around cause I'm a manlet
you got me l-lad
I wonder who lives in a nanny state if they need a knife for even the easiest things. To me it just looks edgy as shit, and this might be the reason only edgy teenagers carry knives around to show off to their friends or whatever the fuck they do with it (nothing lol)
you live on an island full of inbreds to dumb for their own good, chap. everything is done for you already. all you need to do is twist a few screws and its made. sawing? mate, that is too dangerous for your own good. trust me i know.
Why would we try to show off with a knife when we could very easily do that with guns here?
It's not even like it's some huge investment, a good pocket knife might run you like $40. There's no bragging to be done about it, unless you're just shit talking sissy brits for legislating their balls away on all fronts. (which is fun to do, admittedly)
BECAUSE I CAN'T EXACTLY CARRY PIC RELATED IN MY POCKET
paul blart for scale
Leave the manchildren alone man, they probably have to open a lot of letters/boxes and screw a lot of shit as we are talking, you know.
Serioulsy, suck a bobby's dick. the whole idea of knife fighting is to not do it. why do you think firearms were invented? or bows and arrows? pikes and spears? no body wants to get close to each other and sword fight anymore. getting cut sucks but we will always need bladed tools to do work. tell me again how many assaults/deaths the UK has had in 2014 from hammers or blunt objects? better bin that hammer ya fucking goof.
Either your dad NEEDS a knife (might be for his job) and then it's ok, or he's an edgy autistic manchild. That's how it is
Kids will brag about anything and you know it.
THis isn't even about Belgium or America or whatver. It's about carrying a knife for no other purpose than trying hard to look cool.
It seems Americans have a huge hard on for knives, though most the people that carry a knife probably never used it.
>I am a faggot living a non-country and am so much afraid of bladed object that I project my insecurity and personality flaws on people carrying Swiss knives.
Lmao, can't wait for you all to go extinct.
I don't get why it's so hard for you to believe there are tons of situations when a knife comes in handy. It opens things, it cuts things, it pries things, it comes in handy.
You don't have to like it but that's how it is. This has gotten boring, goodbye.
You have been on this tread for too long my m8.
stop trying this hard
This afternoon i peeled a couple of oranges with a shitty opinel. I could have done it with my bare hands, but it was easier that way.
Dont tell the unneded-items-related-crime-pursue special police task team tho
You're not helping your case, man. If your main argument is "you're a pussy", you're just reinforcing the idea that you only carry a knife because you're a neckbeard autist trying to look cool.
And again, I say this as someone who does carry a knife as a tool.
Yeah, trying to look cool with a 3 inch Swiss army knife. All the hot bitches stare in awe every time it's flashed.
Says the person that can't even peel an orange. How fucking incompetent does one have to be to fuck up 4 or so incisions and then peel away the skin?
Only if you cut too deep.
I dont give a shit about your opinion, but let me tell you that a small folding knife is as dangerous as a stone, small pipe or serving spoon. (completely dependant on the wielder)
Plus if you start unfolding a knife in a fight chances are everyone is going for you and you get a royal beating.
are you sure those numbers are halal?
Maybe if you'd follow the conversation instead of being a retard you'd have picked up by now that I actually don't carry a knife.
Lmao, how does it feel to be retarded?
>says using a knife gets messy
>essentially admits he's fucking incompetent
>he prefers orange juice over his hands and orange peels under his fingernails
I bet you smear butter with your fingers too, otherwise Her Majesty will lock you up.
You're the one getting mad and using straw men like you're a child throwing a tantrum. The rest doesn't matter, if you were just talking about using a swiss army knife as a tool you wouldn't be constantly calling everyone who disagrees a pussy or a woman, that just reeks of insecurity.
You haven't answered my question. How does it feel being retarded and, from now, in full damage control as well?
One would assume having the capacity to cut with a knife is something every human above the age of 10 is competent at.
Not the British it would seem, explains why you don't sell cutlery to persons below the age of 18.
>How does it feel being retarded and, from now, in full damage control as well?
Isn't that you? What damage control would I be doing? I'm under no threat here, I wasn't even part of the argument. I'm just saying you're coming off very insecure, in fact I'd say you're the one doing damage control right now.
Cmon man, dont disrespect those 390 replies.
Those keyboards were beaten by hard breathing heros like they were their very own dicks.
Dont make this all be in vain.
PS: i really hope you are not the brit discussing from the beginning. If you are, consider suicide.
I'm pretty sure the one trying to affirm his masculinity is you. That's pretty insecure.
Look, I know what passes for a school over there is probably an alleyway behind an AIDS clinic, but I'm trying to meet you half way here. If you keep going on about other people being pussies because they disagree with a knife being a useful tool in every day life, it makes it sound like there's something else going on.
>you're just an insecure knife wielder
>oh, you don't wield a knife at all?
>you're still insecure
>it's totally not me being a retard and in full damage control because I can't read
As for your kind remarks regarding AIDS and such, I would suggest you use Google before making an even greater retard out of yourself.
As I said, you're insecure no matter which way you look at this. And again, what damage control? Do you understand what that term means?
>As for your kind remarks regarding AIDS and such, I would suggest you use Google before making an even greater retard out of yourself.
Stop using Russia's flag, it's confusing. Anyway, feel free to swap the AIDS clinic with whatever banter-worthy thing there is to say about your country, I really don't know.
Thread is about to expire so I won't be sticking around after this.
Because you're a bunch of fags protesting and calling people who do carry them "try hard edgy teenagers". Even worse when you start the whole "you don't NEED them" which is not only false but also completely irrelevant. In fact the phrase "you don't NEED that" is a universal sign of massive faggotry.
I mean, I literally just googled "Swiss army knife saves a life" and got a bunch of results, including a 73 year old man (ie. edgy teenager trying to look cool) that saved a man in Germany from burning to death in a car accident.
So, in conclusion, I hope everyone in this thread who's bitching about knives and people who carry them to die in a fiery car crash.