/US/ vs /EURO/

The-i pod looks suspicious.

Think of it this way.

America is 60 percent white.

Niggers are more likely to carry knives as they are cowards. It makes sense a lot of americans carry knives on here because most of them are niggers or spics

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EVERYONE IS FUCKING BULLYING ME NOW ALL CAUSE I CAN'T CARRY PIC RELATED IN MY POCKET FUCK OFF EUROS PAUL BLART 4 LIFT

MAYBE I WILL BECOME A MEME

I WISH WOMEN LOOKED PAST MY HEIGHT

>>53090224
Those corners need to be sanded down a bit more before they can pass our regulations. Can't have people using them like katanas.

LITERALLY only kids who were bullied in school carry knives in the UK

>>53090450
This desu.
>You wanna fight, punk? Well look at me now, I'm a big man who can look after himself!
>*Punch to the face*

Did you guys know that if you don't use a tool to open letters you're a sissy?

nth for SISSY BRIT BOYS

I don't carry any weapon of any kind on my person at any time

ama

>>53090572
>his desk is full of torn up mangled envelopes
Sloppy tbqh

>>53090572
PAPERCUTS INBOUND

>>53090684
Nah senpai, my shredder is.

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I think carrying something useless is retarded, so it makes me a faggot.

>>53090754
you are literally the only one taking this thing seriously

>>53090572

>opening your letters with a knife and organizing them
>mashing together a bunch of torn up booger covered envelopes into a wad in a draw

classy guy you are

>>53090728
>Shredding 100% of your documents
You'll need bill and payment records famalam

>>53090728
M M M M E M O R Y H O L E E E E

orwell's memes are real

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>>53090754

>>53090811
You were talking about envelopes. Who keeps envelopes?

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>have a bad habit of forgetting i have tools in my pocket
>get weird looks all the time when other people notice

for example, totally forgot i had a wrench in my pocket.

>>53090981
You have big pockets then ayy

>>53090867
Addresses are frequently printed on envelopes here and many of them include multiple documents. Best to file them away together as they came to keep everything tidy and in order.

IF you can manage not to mangle the damn envelope using keys or clumsy sissyboy fingers.

>>53090803
>torn up
it's the same as using a letter opener or a knife, you just tear instead of cut.

>>53091052
>He doesn't have an address catalogue of some description.

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I heard it takes at least 5 Americans to open a box like this. Do you know why this is?

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All memes aside, the original purpose for Americans carrying weapons was, and remains to this day, to be able to defend ourselves against the European menace.

The imperialistic Briton.
The war-hungry German.
The insane Russian.
The Pole.

You laugh at us and wonder why we carry... the answer is staring at you in the mirror.

>>53090423
im an indian (no dot) and its my culture to carry a knife. i carry to protect myself from british people who trade me smallpox blankets and thunder sticks for my pelts and women.

>>53091182
none of them had a knife? and some asshole triple wrapped it in packing tape?

>>53091327
Precisely my point. The European monster lurks just across the water. We must remain ever vigilant. They may laugh and put on a facade of adorable tea sipping, waffle + sausage eating, bicycle riding, and recycling, but then will just as easily turn around and attack us and themselves.

>>53091508
You're mistaking us for you there senpai. Americans are the most vicious creature to come out of Africa.

>>53090434
reported you to the secret service.
another beta uprising stopped.

>>53091544
heh....heh....
Look at this post: >>53088324 Proves my point. A continent filled with madmen. Go ahead and laugh at us, just don't dare cross that water.

>>53091593
I absolutely love my fellow Americans and would never hurt a fly. It's the Euro I'm afraid of.

>>53091743
>>53091593
FBI CIA IF YOU ARE READING THIS I'M JUST SHOWING OFF MY GUN TO THE EUROS IT IS ALL JUST A JOKE PLEASE DO NOT HURT ME

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>>53091681
What a man does in front of his own computer screen is no business of mine. if he breaks in to my house, however...

>>53091248
>The Pole.
early america never had any conflicts withe polish
we had more conflicts with the french than the poles

>>53091977
>if he breaks in to my house, however...
you'll do what?
can't use a gun for home defense and you think knives are useless (illegal to defend yourself with a knife in uk anyways)
the only thing you can do is spread your cheeks to ease the pain.

>>53092070
Punch the wee fucker in the face. It's a simple solution.

>>53092179
wee fucker brought a knife though

>>53091984

They're a sneaky lot them.

>>53092247
He still brought his face. You can use your left hand to impede his stabbing hand, then use your right hand to burst his nose. Or, if you like, you can restrain both his arms and keep headbutting him until he's too dazed to do anything.

Do Americans not fight in school?

>>53092179
>i'll defeat him with my superior speed

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>>53092365
WANANNNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU

>>53092365
And the fact I know the layout of my own house.

>>53092179
>>53092346
>brits actually believe this

>>53092467
>Americans don't know basic dirty street fighting.

>>53092179
>>53092346
stop this is embarrassing

>>53092544
I'm wondering whether you think I'm fedora-ing or just don't believe street fighting is a done thing.