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Refuge from that Swede again edition
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Nth for Swedish genocide
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WE
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Sage goes in all fields.
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>>53045251
I can't see that far into the future. I don't worry about being alone yet. I hope if I have kids they are really smart or something. I'd actually rather adopt but gf won't have it.
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>>53045463
I really want kids of my own desu
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>>53045496
me too
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>>53045559
Female?
We could make it work
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>>53045534

No the mexican weeb is worse
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>>53045594
i am now
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>>53045496
I just can't do that when there are so many suffering nigglets in the world. I don't have a strong urge to pass on my own genetics though.
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>>53045642
You want to raise adopted niglets?
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Hey! What do u guys do in this thread?
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>>53045672
Doesn't really matter. Maybe I'd get Paki kids to avoid adding more Muslims to the world.
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Reminder
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NEW THREAD

>>53045734
>>53045734
>>53045734
>>53045734
>>53045734

NEW THREAD
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>>53045748
why don't you just get some chinese kids?
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>>53045748
Nah lad you have to make grorious hapa babies
>>53045768
Well if you say so :^)
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>>53045800
>>53045808
I guess there are worse things.
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Hungry senpai
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>>53046376
The fuck is this?
Also
>>53045768
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>>53046561
Frozen themed dessert cake from a convenience store
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Tripshits are gone to /nag/

/cum/ is safe once more

>bump for justice
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>>53045212
>>53045307
Varför är ni så värdelösa?
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>>53050545
because he has autism
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>>53050616
I said "ni" not "han"

Stupid american
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>>53050737
i used google translate since i dont speak your useless language

>pretentious swede
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>>53050805
>han kan inte två språk
>värdelös amerikan
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>>53050911
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>>53050911
She's fine, the tripshits are the ones making new threads and bullying.

She just has conversations, they actively troll. I consider her a much higher quality poster.

this swede on the other hand >>53050899
is a schribbler
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>>53051022
How rude
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>>53051073
>le smelly man
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>>53051110
you dont even know what it means

need google translate suddenly?
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Splitting the threads only encourages their shitposting idiots
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>l'anglo canada
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>>53051181
Håll käften
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>>53051258
That's why I'm staying here instead of going to their thread.

They're just trying to get their way like children

/cum/ 4 lyfe
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>>53051289
dont feel bad

>its a made up word my friends and i called eachother as kids
>it doesnt mean anything
:D
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>>53051302
Tänk om man fick chansen att lägga en varm sats i hans mössa :)
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>>53051373
You are still rude tho
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>>53051268
*la Canada anglaise

Anglos, que vous fîtes avec Jessica Paré? Elle a les problemes avec la langue franaçaise maitentant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAmk28-J9Fc
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>>53051380
I know right? Tiletickers and rugrubbers just pull in profit like a pogo riding pony at the flea market.

>>53051475
How can I be rude when the word I used has no meaning?

You yourself were rude in words whose meaning I did not know, and so I looked up the meaning, so I then called you a word that had no meaning.

There was no insult, just gibberish.
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Nous perdîmes notre francophonie. Si quebecois aussi feront ce ça - c'est sera la tragédie
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>>53051302
I made this thread dumdum
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>>53051618
Typical of rude americans to blame the swedes for the own shortcoming
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>>53045708
die slowly
>>53045634
is this LA?
>>53045756
kitty-tan
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Who is really black man here?
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>>53051782
yeah but you weren't in it til now

which was oh so wonderful

>>53051798
...Yes.

Yes, it is. :D
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>>53051859
Yes

What origin do you have? Africa or Europe?
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>>53051859
>but you weren't in it til now
>implications
Youve replied to me several times
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>>53051905
Literally Celtic.

My mom is Scottish and Welsh and my Dad is straight Irish.

I'm from the South.

>>53051946
I don't really care, I forced anon long ago from you trying to derail with your dozens of different trips.
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anyone else having problems with auto update?
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>>53052013
Do you consider yourself European-American? Or just American?
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>>53052080
Not recently, for 4chanX you mean?
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>>53052142
yep
throws me a 'Connection Failed' even when i try to manually update a thread
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>>53052142
ah nvm it works now (?)
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>>53052129
I recognize where my family came from but I consider myself American. I don't think a lot of Americans appreciate their background though.

I don't have UK citizenship (I was born there, so I feel like I kinda should tho damnit) and I've lived in the South my whole life.

I identify with the South more than the rest of the USA honestly, I love living in one of the few culturally distinct places left here.
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>>53052354
Don't you mother have a citizenship? Would not be that hard then for you to get one?
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>>53052354

Do you have any santiments towards the Isle? Battle of the Boyne, soccer, Spitfire?

Wondering will my kids give a fuck about homeland. I heard its generally so, but I met some weird guy here, nowing no word in ukrainian but with trident shoulder tatoo.
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>>53052485
It had to do with me being born on a US military base and then moving back to the states too soon. So I didn't "qualify" for dual citizenship.

And I'll be a bit more specific, my Mom is ethnically Welsh and Scottish, and comes from an old Southern family who knows exactly where their roots are. My Dad's parents are straight off the boat Irish, so he's first generation American and has citizenship in Ireland, but I do not.

>>53052640
I do, I think the British Isle and Ireland are the most beautiful places on the fucking planet, and I grew up hearing a lot of old Irish folktales and shit, my grandfather even spoke a little gaelic (passed a few years back). I don't much care for Soccer. Battle of the Boyne was fucking brutal, but it's pretty typical of the time, the Irish lost, the end (til a few hundred years later).

Just expose them to older stuff, it's interesting. If you're enthusiastic but not pushy they'll probably pick it up themselves.
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help
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>>53053118
...Spent it on fast food and whiskey.
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We lost today senpai, but it's okay our entire offense is injured and will be back by the playoffs.

Also this will make a great story line, returning superb owl champions somehow find a way to be an underdog the next year.
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>>53053118

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrMqs9K1n5o
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how is one able to give life to a girl like lily collins with music like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qBaBb1Y-U
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anime?
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>>53054286
No sorry anime is not allowed here
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>>53053667
>lily collins
He's a great drummer desu

Lily's only contribution is just being qt which will fade. She's an absolute shit actress, but still I'll wank to her
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Why was /nag/ deleted?
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its already almost 3 and I havent done shit

fuck me
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WHAT THE FUCK HOTPOCKETS? WHAT THE FUCK?
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>/nag/ was deleted

lmbo
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>>53054526

Try to motivate yourself to do something. You'll feel better afterwards. I got myself to do something for the university again. It wasn't much, but that's still better than nothing.
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>>53054526
>fuck me
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>>53054517
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>>53054615
>>53054517
autism
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>>53054604

well my campus is completely closed until tomorrow, and I dont have the means to get downtown without having to walk up and down a gigantic fucking hill, and I dont want to do that

All I have is vidya and movies
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>>53054517

jannie wants to force us to be in the same general as gay pedophiles
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>>53054686
criminal of him
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USA: where highways are pantagruelic and people pray before having a cheeseburger.
It was strange, guys.

things I remember about USA:
>a mexican nurse in a Omaha hospital
>huge shop that sold TCG cards and "wrestling" decks (I still do not know why I bought it, even if I was 8)
>no Italian people in "italiano ristorante"
>only chinks and niggers in "italiano ristorante"
>people praying before a cheeseburger
>PLATES: a giant one instead of a "concave" one and a "plain" one
>milk and cereals
>homes made of...wood?


What a place, guys.
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>>53054741

you dont have cereal with your milk?
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>>53054677

I see, I did a little research for a group presentation I have to do in a few weeks.
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>>53054777
I have coffee or a cappuccino.
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>>53054650
juaajuajuaa
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hola senpaitachi.
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>>53054948
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>>53054476
>wank
dude
she's meant to be only appreciated
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>>53055005

sup
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https://twitter.com/michaelfhurley/status/683767083340005376

Tom Brady is injured senpai

this is horrible news for the country
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>>53055005
Welcome to my first blog post!
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>>53055129
hey

how do I subscribe to it?

>>53055031
nothing at all desu.
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>>53055124

>elite
>loses to the dolphins
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>>53055013
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I'll go to bed now.
Good night everyone.
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>picture thieves
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hey senpai is the autism over yet?
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cum lol
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>>53055400
amazing
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>>53055400

Εkεί είναι. Εkεί πηγαίνει kαι πάλι. Κοιτάξτε, ο kαθένας! Εkείνος δημοσίευσε για άλλη μια φορά! Δεν είναι απλά το πιο αστείο άντρας γύρω ?! Θεέ μου.

Μπορώ σχεδόν να δούμε αξιολύπητη υπέρβαρα kορνίζα σας λαμπερό στο σkοτάδι, άναψε από την οθόνη του υπολογιστή σας, η οποία είναι η μόνη πηγή φωτός στο δωμάτιό σας, χαχανητά σαν ένα kορίτσι σαν kαι εσάς kαι πάλι πληkτρολογήσετε λίγο τη θέση σας kαι συμπληρώστε το captcha. Ή ίσως δεν χρειάζεται kαν να συμπληρώσετε το captcha. Ίσως είστε ένα τέτοιο αηδιαστιkό ΝΕΕΤ που πραγματιkά kαταβάλλονται για ένα πέρασμα 4chan, οπότε μπορείτε απλά να δημοσιεύσετε. Ω, kαι όλοι γνωρίζουμε τον τρόπο που δημοσιεύετε. Το "έπος" της Αυστραλίας, έτσι δεν είναι; Σας φανταστείτε λίγο σkατά γέλιο τόσο σkληρά όσο kάνετε kλιk υποστηρίζουν ότι ρίχνετε Doritos σας στο πάτωμα, αλλά είναι εντάξει, η μητέρα σου θα kαθαρίσει το πρωί. Ω, αυτό είναι σωστό. Μήπως δεν μπορώ να αναφέρω; Θα ζήσει με τη μητέρα σας. Είστε λίπος γαμημένο fuckup, αυτή είναι ίσως τόσο άρρωστος που έχετε ήδη. Τόσο άρρωστος που έχουν να kάνουν τα πάντα για εσάς όλα kαταραμένη μέρα, kάθε μέρα, για έναν kαθωσπρέπει άνθρωπο που ξοδεύει όλο του το χρόνο στο 4chan απόσπαση για μια βορειοαμεριkανιkή γενιkό on / INT /. Απλά φανταστείτε αυτό. Αυτή θα έπρεπε, kαι τότε πίστευα πως θα είναι μια επιστήμονας ή ένας αστροναύτης ή kάτι μεγάλο, kαι τότε έγινε ΝΕΕΤ. Μια αξιολύπητη Αυστραλίας ΝΕΕΤ. Κλαίει εαυτό πιθανώς να kοιμούνται kαθημερινά σkεφτόμαστε πόσο άσχημα είναι kαι πώς επιθυμεί θα μπορούσε απλώς να εξαφανιστούν. Δεν μπορεί αkόμη kαι να προσπαθήσει να μιλήσει μαζί σας, διότι το μόνο που λένε είναι "τελειώσεις, LOL !." Έχετε γίνει μια παρωδία του εαυτού σας. Και αυτό είναι το μόνο που είναι. Μια θλιβερή λίγο γέλιο άνθρωπος στο σkοτάδι με τον εαυτό του όπως ο ίδιος ετοιμάζεται να επιδοθούν στο ίδιο παλιό χορό που έχει kάνει ένα εkατομμύριο φορές μέχρι τώρα. Και αυτό είναι το μόνο που έχετε ποτέ να είναι.
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>>53055436
juaajuajuaa wheres your thread???
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>>53055448
There he is. And there he goes again. Look, everyone! He published once! It is not just the funniest guy around;! Oh my god.
I can almost see pathetic overweight korniza your glowing in skotadi, lit from the screen of your computer, which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a koritsi like And You And again pliktrologisete just your place And fill the captcha. Or maybe you do not need kan fill the captcha. Perhaps you are such aidiastiko NEET that pragmatika katavallontai for a pass 4chan, so you simply publish. Oh, And we all know how you post. The "epic" Australia, is not it? Imagine a little laugh so sklira skata as kanete klik argue that your Doritos drop to the floor, but it's okay, your mother will katharisei morning. Oh, that's right. Did not I mention? You live with your mother. Are you fat fucking fuckup, this is probably so sick that you already have. So sick they have to kanoun everything for you all katarameni day, Every day, for a kathosprepei man who spends all his time on 4chan posting a voreioamerikaniki geniko on / INT /. Just imagine it. This should, And you thought I would be a scientist or an astronaut or Something big, And then became NEET. A pathetic Australia NEET. She cries herself probably koimountai Every day skeftomaste how bad And how wishes might just disappear. He can akomi And try to speak with you, because all they say is "finished, LOL!." You have become a parody of yourself. And that's all it is. A sad little laugh man in skotadi with himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that has a kanei ekatommyrio times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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>>53055448
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I left to watch a football game.... did the Janny really determine that we can't change our name?
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>>53054517
Janny wants to force us to keep using shit threads
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>>53055689
yes
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>>53054517
Because the people behind it are CIA and LeMonopolyMan/NotADrunk/BurgerKing/etc.

They are ban evaders and shit posters
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>>53055772
boogyman poster confirmed for in this thread
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Looks like I missed something again
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>>53055772
Riley is a janny now? Cool. Good for him. I hope he gets compensated accordingly.
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>>53054517
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>go to starbucks
>literal reddit get together(r/atheism)
>sign on table and atleast a dozen seat
>instead of getting in line I take a shit and go to a breakfast place
>I now have food poisoning as well as work tomorrow
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/nag/ is just tripfag general you faggot it doesn't deserve to exist
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Since I started watching EPL the NFL just seems like boring nonsense nowadays
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>>53055971
you are finally leaving your chicano state of mind. good job
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>>53055971

what team do you follow?
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>>53055971
I'm not the biggest sports fan but I casually watch both on occasion
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(watch him reply liverpool)
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>>53055898
It was fantastic
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>>53056054
Tottenham tbqh
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>>53056119

liverpool is at least better than Manure, Chel$ea, or 4rsenil
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>>53055898
It was fully of pretty girls and they were willing to talk to me why is it gone
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>>53055898
All generals are tripfag generals
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>>53056133
Californians are inhumane, plastic and desensitized. They bring ungodly morals and act entitled to God's Earth.
I sincerely hope they all die of drought, become an island through an earthquake and get annexed by Mexico.
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>>53056154

noice

Im rooting for Soton to avoid regulation
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>>53056154
NICE NICE
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>>53056232
we all do
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>>53056154
Patrician choice.
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Anybody here have an opinion on being a trucker?
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>>53056232

>being this mad
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>>53056286
Yes. It's an awful fucking job
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>>53056154
>Tottenham
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>>53056286

its an occupation with one of the highest suicide rates in the country

You drive for long hours all alone, staring at nothing while the road goes by. If you're into that sort of thing, enjoy, I guess
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>>53056286
my uncle is a truck driver and he never tells me his secrets about how many people he has raped on the road
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>>53056304
I'd tell you to go drown yourself in the Pacific Ocean but your bimbo slut tits would probably make you float back up.
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>>53056286
Don't do it. Unless you enjoy being alone I guess.
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>>53056379

Im glad my state can make you this mad just by existing

Who needs rain when we can sustain ourselves on your tears
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>>53056392
Just asking cause my friend got into it and it got me thinking. I've got a few relatives who do it also and they seem to have made a decent living doing it.

I'm not suicidal but I bet driving as a contractor in the middle east would be cool as fuck. Imagine the nerves.
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What the fuck is going on with /cum/ today?
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>>53056423
I'm sure my tears aren't the only body fluids that Californians love to drink.
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>>53056506
Autistic jannies
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post mas chicano del dia >>53056423
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>>53056536

IM NOT CHICANO
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>>53056423
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>>53056587
t. Pedro Sanchez
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>>53056503
It just seems so lonely, driving long hours watching the trees and other cars go by. It'd break you down mentally at some point.
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ustedes tienen un amigo GIGANTE ?
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>>53056286

I know one guy - two wives droped him before he got that something wrong with his job.

+) well paid for trained monkey
+) lot of travelling, indeed.

-) more antisocial than mission on mars astronaut
-) genarally autistic
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>>53056780
Is that Andy Carroll?
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>call ex
>she asks to get back together
>I just want that ring I bought for her back
>she says no
>>
basically i was fucked up on pills cocaine and weed, seriously next level out of this world high so you know how it is one thing led to another next thing i know i'm feeding a labrador cocaine. we took it out to the woods and shit we had a great time, all i'm saying is long term have we fucked this dog?
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saw a nigger niggering at a mid eastern qt at the cigarette store

fucking reeee
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>>53056617

Well, its not more difficult than sitting 5+ year in a jail for 1000$ drug pushing. People are listening novels or some lections to obatain a distant diploma, while some other part of the brain, actually, driving a truck
>>
I'm a horny 19 year old male virgin. Can't stop myself from fapping all the time, and that's nice and all, but it's not enough. I need to have some sex, pronto. I'm not ugly or anything, and I have a couple of friends, but how do I get a girl to have sex with me? Seriously, I need sex
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>>53056868
yes friend
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>>53057056
how come i only ever see muslim girls and never muslim dudes
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>>53057081
denunciado~
anda a hacer spam a otro lado
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>>53057094
because our gracious country welcomes pussies of every kind

you should be thankful desu
>>
>>53057068
>People are listening novels or some lections to obatain a distant diploma
It seems like a job I would do only if I was desperate, save up some money and then try to go into another profession.
>>
Americans, would you replace Canada with another anglo nation, and replace Mexico with another latino nation?

if given the chance.
>>
Buddies, there's a girl. she's got me by the balls. i literally cant live without her. she ignores me a bit. but i cant let go of her.
I need to keep writing her until she responds because otherwise i will self harm
what do?
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>>53050899
>>53050737
>Swedumbs
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>>53057147
>would you replace Canada with another anglo nation
yes
>and replace Mexico with another latino nation?
no
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>>53057148
you best be joking son

you're better than that. if you keep messaging her you come off as a creep and you'll never EVER get her attention.

be casual. be your best self. kick lifes ass, and succeed in the way you know you can, and in the way you want.

I believe in you Mexico bro. no more self harm either.
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>>53057137
i'm not attracted to foreign sluts of any variety
but then again i'm not attracted to american women either
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>>53057094
They are all here and in germany
>>
>>53045212
is this the "swedish" autist that posts here?
>>
>>53057213
i think you're gay then, bud
>>
>>53057147
Yes
No

Mexico is the best Latino nation and it's SHIT, only gets worse from there
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>>53057250
im only attracted to european women that are in europe
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>>53057251
>Mexico is the best Latino nation
That's actually Brazil but thanks anyways
>>
>>53057251

costa rica isnt that bad

Canada is like our step-brother
>>
>>53057232
No the Swede is a fat ugly dyke
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>>53057068
The great part about thoughtless jobs is that you can plan other things out at the same time. It might be harder in a truck but you can still just record yourself if need be. I'd rather be doing that than some busy work in an office that requires a different more focused type of attention.
>>
>>53057305
good. i wouldn't want someone like that to look this good.
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>>53057288
I support your endeavors, but your benis must be having a tough time

take one for the team desu
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>>53057295
Does Costa rica even count though its full of gringo retirees
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what do you think of this picture?
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>>53057295
What about Chile?
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>>53057412
When will they learn?
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>>53057305
also is a literal unironic cuck
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>Costa Rica
J O E L
O
E
L
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What would you say to a guy who went through a pretty emotional breakup, and wanted to stay friends with his ex by doing a ballroom dancing class together?
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>>53057524
That I reported him.
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nth for nip women
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>>53057482
>>53057305
How do you know?
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>>53057425
I would much rather have Argentina or Uruguay before fucking Chile.

1. Mexico
2. Brazil
3. Argentina
4. Uruguay
5. Costa Rica
6. Peru
7. filler

when asked for redeeming qualities, Chile always just say "hdi"

so you know they are shit
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>>53057558
What's up with your attitude
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>>53057627
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I've had a pain in my left nut progressively getting worse for some months now, starting to get to the point that I can't ignore it. Really hope I don't have ball cancer. Almost too scared to go to the doctor.
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>>53057680
Tom?
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>>53057579
>How do you know?
because she proclaims it as loud as retard who just memorized the multiplication table
>>
>>53057147
I'd replace Mexico with Portugal and Canada with the Pitcairn Islands, and if that's not possible, Uruguay and Ireland.
I hate having neighbors.
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>>53057680
Are you the new prostate cancer guy
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>>53057676
Oh nice, replying with pictures

How proper
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>>53057579
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>>53057680
go you fucking dip
>>
>>53057579
She talks about it all the time. She thinks it makes her special and smart
>>
>>53057785
kinda looks like a trap
>>
>>53057680
just go to the doctor worse case scenario you sperg out and make it awkward and find out vital information to your livelyhood
>>
>>53057785
Proofs this is her?
>>
>>53057785
thats a man

>>53057804
thats just because shes european
>>
>>53057858
She's Canadian. Moved to Sweden to be a cuck
>>
how can i take a shit in my new bf bathroom without it stinks?
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>>53057731

Prostate Cancer is different than testicular cancer dude....

Anyway, I'll be going to the doctor within the next couple weeks. Really hope it's not serious.
>>
>>53057785
Pretty qt
>>
>>53057855
It isn't. I'm white for starters. So it's a pretty easy first tell that it's a different person.
>>
>>53057902
post feet
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>>53057898
>I'll be going to the doctor within the next couple weeks
Why not tomorrow, hell why not Now?
>>
>>53057902
Post legs
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>>53057902
Welp party is over
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>>53057899
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>>53057902
>I'm white for starters
thanks for the proof you idiot

and I'm purple by birth btw
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>>53057902
Will you just fuck off roastie?
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>>53057877
If you are a girl then it is probably socially acceptable for you to use frilly flowery air freshener
if you are a faggot, then stop being a fag and just shit in the toilet.
>>
>>53057902
post beef curtains
>>
>>53057928
>>53057934
>>53057939
>>53057969
>>53057983
Wew lads...did I miss something that she did? why all this butthurt
>>
Is that any way to greet your messiah as they try to lead you kicking and screaming into the promised land?
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>>53058029
>Wew lads...did I miss something that she did? why all this butthurt
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>>53054488
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>>53058032
sshhh
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>>53058032
Lead us straight to a buffet, fatty
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>move from /fr/ to /cum/ because of the central focus on the girl posters there
>ugly swedish slut arrives and we (You) it all night long
STOP IT BEFORE IT GROWS
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Wew
>>
>muh flags
>muh swededyke
you faggots are such drama queens
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>>53058073
too late for that
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>>53058066
>>
Dumb general
>>
>>53058070
That reminds me that I'm sad about the non-existence of Canadian Chinese food here.
>>
Hey guys, my girlfriend wants me to rape her. It's the last day of us visiting senpai for the holidays and there's finally nobody in the house during the day.

Any ideas for a exciting rape situation we could play out?
>>
I just fapped to furry porn for the first time. Why do I feel so disgusted with myself?
>>
>>53057902
>Sweden
>White

Your Hijab is white, that doesn't make you white
>>
I want to violently rape swedykes face

she'd love it too
>>
>>53058029
Nothing, it's abbo and CIA
>>
>>53058134
Cunt
>>
>>53058063
Pls explain
>>
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WE
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>>53058147
Because you're a disgusting person.
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>Banning me for New Years
Not cool senpai
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>>53058134
You should be more sad about what's in the mirror.
>>
>>53058073
It happens every time
If these fags aren't jerking off over NaD they're on to other personalities. That's what happens when you spend all your time vying for the attention of lonely nerds. It happened with Romania and it'll happen here.

>>53058147
Because you should
>>
>>53058147
Because you deserve to be... institutionalize yourself
>>
>>53058175
>Pls explain
don't have to. just observe her low quality posting
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>>53058147
Because you went down a dark path anon.

One where we cannot follow.

>furfag

>>53058175
Le Smelly Man is back.
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>>53058188
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>>53058193
I hope you've learned your lesson.
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>>53058226
>back
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>>53058184
Stop trying to force this meme /tv/, instead you should be Rooneyposting
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>>53058196
It's literally just the tripshits.
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>>53058170
Your boogeymen were banned earlier so you'll have to find other scapegoats when you white knight.
>>
>>53058196
I'd be happy to talk about something interesting to keep myself entertained instead of just bait posting but either is fine.
>>
>>53058243
Get some friends you loser
>>
>>53058273
t. 42,994,554th in line to the Egyptian throne.
>>
i need loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove
>>
>>53058319
AYO HOL UP
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>>53058303
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>>53058273
>/tv/ memes

kek

I thought they all killed themselves when the finale of Lost sucked

>>53058288
And yet you still ban evade, as CIA taught you.
>>
>>53058196
>NaD
Don't mention that name. Whatever you do, don't even say his name.

>>53058258
I haven't learned my lesson in the slightest, but I'm still upset and don't think I deserved a three day ban for mildly spamming.
>>
>>53058184
Is this legit? What's the justification?
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>>53058277
>
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>>53058273
>Rooneyposting

good post
>>
>>53058355
>what is Baneposting
Seriously? It's been around since 2012 newfag
>>
>>53058337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Od45DjCA4
>>
>>53058358
who is this NaD?
>>
>>53058359
Yes, the Jews are at it again.
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>>53058303
Oh snap

>>53058290
Even when you talk about stuff you're still a self righteous twat so it's pretty much all baiting.

>>53058355
>You

Nigger I'm in California. You're so obsessed you think everybody is LMM and it's pathetic.
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>mfw tom brady can't even beat the shitty ass dolphins and giftwraps the Broncos the #1 seed
>>
If "Joto" is mexican slang for fag/gay

Does that mean "J" is a lesbian?
>>
What's your guys usual bedtime on a school night?
>>
>>53058403
what is baneposting
>>
>>53058427
A good lad
Dindu nuffin
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>>53058388
Of courshe
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>>53058444
about 2
>>
>>53058358
Don't tell me what to do you cunt. Why are you even back? You made a big show about getting rid of your trip months back yet here you are so you can literally get stuffed you drama queen
>>
>>53058442
Define "J"
>>
anyone watching football?

why is peypey back in?
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>>53058435
>mfw dallASS can't beat the Redskins 3rd stringers
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>>53058494

pronounced like jota, no ?
>>
>>53058538
Not a lesbian, she likes dick but she's too autistic to get any
>>
>>53058518
because playing football again is an old dying man's last wish

respect your elders, you scum
>>
>>53058490
>NaD detected
Go away, my old friend
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Short hair.
Yay or nay?
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>>53058538
Oh I see hahahaha

Nice one

No, it doesn't mean lesbian, jota is how you pronounce the word and nothing else
>>
>>53058623
Yay on some girls nay on others.
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>>53058623
sometimes yay
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>>53058531

dalASS is shit

Peyton's back in, and Steelers are in the playoffs, AFC is kinda interesting now, especially with turd brady had in miami
>>
Do any of you have tattoos?

I'm thinking of getting one this summer but have little idea what I want. Something on my forearm and meaningless is as far as I get.
>>
>>53058623
On her yay, but dude it's really hit or miss.

>shaved side of head
not even once
>>
>>53058623
>
Never yay
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>>53058634

oh ok
>>
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went to gym and don't feel like absolute death :D

>>53058623
yay on qts
nay on tumblr tier
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>>53058623
brunette pic

>>53058652
americans only
>>
fucking drunk desu
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>>53058620
I'm in California. Not everybody that's been in cum and has seen you act like a bitch is NAD
>>
>>53058620
That's not NaD
I'm still your friend :3
>>
>>53058623
Nay its borderline homosexual
>>
>>53058423
this is so gay
lets switch to something more .-MANLY.-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4Xulsjo5I
>>
>>53058668

Why is Stephen A Smith even allowed to be on television?
>>
>>53058623
Always looks shit
>>
>>53058749
He's a baaaaaaad mayyyuuun, thats why.
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>Kate, I'm so glad so you're home.
>This is my apartment, Roons. But whatever. What's up?
>I watching TV and then I saw your face appear.
>Yeah. Remember, I'm an actress? Like you. It was probably one of my movies or House of Cards.
>No, no. I saw you and then there was another you. And then another. And it was so scary seeing so many of you. How did that happen?
>Hmm. What movie was this...I mean do you remember what happened in the end? Before the words started flying up?
>Yeah, this beardy guy saw the Statue of Liberty and got really angry. But he was on a beach, not New York.
>Get the fuck out of my bathroom.
>>
>>53058687
My sister has something like this going on and it looks good on her. It's not completely shaved, and the test is quite long. It works for some people.

>>53058722
I thought there was no effective difference between Canadians and Americans. This is what your countrymen always say.
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>>53058718
>went to gym and don't feel like absolute death :D
Nice dude.
What did you do?
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>>53058726
>>53058431

>I'm in California
>I'm in California

It's the new "dindu nuffin"
>>
>>53058677
I have a small one of a weinerdog on my forearm
>>
>>53058726
:(

>>53058735
I'm glad someone still likes me to some degree after that bitchy meltdown I had
>>
Sweden mentioned
>>
>>53058749

he's been especially bad lately, but I don't really watch ESPN apart from at bars
>>
>>53058808
>sister is also a special snowflake
Where were your parents?
>>
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>>53058772
How about this?

>>53058808
Fine.
Men only.
>>
>>53058846

Can't watch either.
>>
>>53058817
ran for like 20 minutes
did some leg shit
ran a bit more
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>>53058788
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>>53058818
Because he doesn't live here and otherwise you'd think its him because you literally think nobody else could hurt your feels like nad

Poor baby <3
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>>53058788
good post

and congrats on the dubs, you superstar
>>
>>53058623
In this example

nay
>>
My gf hangs out with her ex a lot. She's always remains friends with her past boyfriends. Should I tell her to stop?
>>
>>53058844
De va la gött.

Vad görs?

>>53058849
They did their best to suppress individualism. Catholic school and everything. Sadly they didn't know that going to catholic school results in degeneracy.
>>
>>53058665
sweet fuck
she's absolutely perfect
:'(
>>
>>53058912
Kom precis hem från Tyskland så sitter och njuter av att vara hemma.

Själv?
>>
>>53058891
I'm in California, how could my feelings be hurt?
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>>53058907
>My gf hangs out with her ex a lot
>>
>>53058907
>not beating the shit out of her for ever looking at another man

fuck off, cuck
>>
>>53058907
No. That type of controlling behaviour damages a relationship over time, and if you can't trust your partner, I have no idea why you're with them in the first place.
>>
>>53058864
Makes her look like a prepubescent boy but she's otherwise really pretty. She'd look way better with longer or shoulder length hair though.

>>53058834
I don't like people telling me what I can and can't do.
>>
>>53058907
Yes.

If she bitches then go hang out with your ex.

See how she likes it.
>>
>>53058912
>they did their best to suppress individualism
>sadly i was just too much of a rebel
You are literally a walking meme holy shit
>>
>>53058943
Vaknade precis, så sitter o skitbrevar här.

Funderar på vad jag borde göra ikväll innan jag kan somna igen.
>>
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>>53058969
Bowl cut that little boys used to wear was regarded as feminine.
I think it looks fitting on a girl.
>>
>>53058912
So are you basically admitting to still being in a state of rebellion against your parents like a fucking child?
>>
>>53059049
>>53059049
>>53059049
New bread
>>
>>53058948
Dunno but its really annoying when I'm saying shit a bunch of assmad losers swarm me accusing me of being their little boogeyman. It means that you literally cannot have a dissenting opinion in here anymore without idiots like you being triggered like a tumblrina.

>>53058907
What do you mean "hangs out"? Alone? That's a no to me. In a group? That's fine they can't do anything
>>
>>53059064
>nose ring

Killed it for me, I used to think they were cute until I met like six awful trashy sluts in a row with them. Over the top drunk/trashy.

Ruined nose rings for me
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>>53058975
>>53058975
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>>53059107
Well she's a cam whore so your experiences match up with that pic.
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>>53059100
The guy is sockpuppeting like a motherfucker.

It's the same old tricks as last time.
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>>53059158
t. Obsessed autist
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>>53058907
>My gf hangs out with her ex a lot
Anon on pooicide watch. You're getting cucked
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