Refuge from that Swede again edition
I can't see that far into the future. I don't worry about being alone yet. I hope if I have kids they are really smart or something. I'd actually rather adopt but gf won't have it.
Hey! What do u guys do in this thread?
Tripshits are gone to /nag/
/cum/ is safe once more
>bump for justice
She's fine, the tripshits are the ones making new threads and bullying.
She just has conversations, they actively troll. I consider her a much higher quality poster.
this swede on the other hand >>53050899
is a schribbler
you dont even know what it means
need google translate suddenly?
That's why I'm staying here instead of going to their thread.
They're just trying to get their way like children
/cum/ 4 lyfe
dont feel bad
>its a made up word my friends and i called eachother as kids
>it doesnt mean anything
You are still rude tho
*la Canada anglaise
Anglos, que vous fîtes avec Jessica Paré? Elle a les problemes avec la langue franaçaise maitentant.
I know right? Tiletickers and rugrubbers just pull in profit like a pogo riding pony at the flea market.
How can I be rude when the word I used has no meaning?
You yourself were rude in words whose meaning I did not know, and so I looked up the meaning, so I then called you a word that had no meaning.
There was no insult, just gibberish.
Typical of rude americans to blame the swedes for the own shortcoming
My mom is Scottish and Welsh and my Dad is straight Irish.
I'm from the South.
I don't really care, I forced anon long ago from you trying to derail with your dozens of different trips.
I recognize where my family came from but I consider myself American. I don't think a lot of Americans appreciate their background though.
I don't have UK citizenship (I was born there, so I feel like I kinda should tho damnit) and I've lived in the South my whole life.
I identify with the South more than the rest of the USA honestly, I love living in one of the few culturally distinct places left here.
Do you have any santiments towards the Isle? Battle of the Boyne, soccer, Spitfire?
Wondering will my kids give a fuck about homeland. I heard its generally so, but I met some weird guy here, nowing no word in ukrainian but with trident shoulder tatoo.
It had to do with me being born on a US military base and then moving back to the states too soon. So I didn't "qualify" for dual citizenship.
And I'll be a bit more specific, my Mom is ethnically Welsh and Scottish, and comes from an old Southern family who knows exactly where their roots are. My Dad's parents are straight off the boat Irish, so he's first generation American and has citizenship in Ireland, but I do not.
I do, I think the British Isle and Ireland are the most beautiful places on the fucking planet, and I grew up hearing a lot of old Irish folktales and shit, my grandfather even spoke a little gaelic (passed a few years back). I don't much care for Soccer. Battle of the Boyne was fucking brutal, but it's pretty typical of the time, the Irish lost, the end (til a few hundred years later).
Just expose them to older stuff, it's interesting. If you're enthusiastic but not pushy they'll probably pick it up themselves.
We lost today senpai, but it's okay our entire offense is injured and will be back by the playoffs.
Also this will make a great story line, returning superb owl champions somehow find a way to be an underdog the next year.
He's a great drummer desu
Lily's only contribution is just being qt which will fade. She's an absolute shit actress, but still I'll wank to her
Try to motivate yourself to do something. You'll feel better afterwards. I got myself to do something for the university again. It wasn't much, but that's still better than nothing.
well my campus is completely closed until tomorrow, and I dont have the means to get downtown without having to walk up and down a gigantic fucking hill, and I dont want to do that
All I have is vidya and movies
USA: where highways are pantagruelic and people pray before having a cheeseburger.
It was strange, guys.
things I remember about USA:
>a mexican nurse in a Omaha hospital
>huge shop that sold TCG cards and "wrestling" decks (I still do not know why I bought it, even if I was 8)
>no Italian people in "italiano ristorante"
>only chinks and niggers in "italiano ristorante"
>people praying before a cheeseburger
>PLATES: a giant one instead of a "concave" one and a "plain" one
>milk and cereals
>homes made of...wood?
What a place, guys.
Εkεί είναι. Εkεί πηγαίνει kαι πάλι. Κοιτάξτε, ο kαθένας! Εkείνος δημοσίευσε για άλλη μια φορά! Δεν είναι απλά το πιο αστείο άντρας γύρω ?! Θεέ μου.
Μπορώ σχεδόν να δούμε αξιολύπητη υπέρβαρα kορνίζα σας λαμπερό στο σkοτάδι, άναψε από την οθόνη του υπολογιστή σας, η οποία είναι η μόνη πηγή φωτός στο δωμάτιό σας, χαχανητά σαν ένα kορίτσι σαν kαι εσάς kαι πάλι πληkτρολογήσετε λίγο τη θέση σας kαι συμπληρώστε το captcha. Ή ίσως δεν χρειάζεται kαν να συμπληρώσετε το captcha. Ίσως είστε ένα τέτοιο αηδιαστιkό ΝΕΕΤ που πραγματιkά kαταβάλλονται για ένα πέρασμα 4chan, οπότε μπορείτε απλά να δημοσιεύσετε. Ω, kαι όλοι γνωρίζουμε τον τρόπο που δημοσιεύετε. Το "έπος" της Αυστραλίας, έτσι δεν είναι; Σας φανταστείτε λίγο σkατά γέλιο τόσο σkληρά όσο kάνετε kλιk υποστηρίζουν ότι ρίχνετε Doritos σας στο πάτωμα, αλλά είναι εντάξει, η μητέρα σου θα kαθαρίσει το πρωί. Ω, αυτό είναι σωστό. Μήπως δεν μπορώ να αναφέρω; Θα ζήσει με τη μητέρα σας. Είστε λίπος γαμημένο fuckup, αυτή είναι ίσως τόσο άρρωστος που έχετε ήδη. Τόσο άρρωστος που έχουν να kάνουν τα πάντα για εσάς όλα kαταραμένη μέρα, kάθε μέρα, για έναν kαθωσπρέπει άνθρωπο που ξοδεύει όλο του το χρόνο στο 4chan απόσπαση για μια βορειοαμεριkανιkή γενιkό on / INT /. Απλά φανταστείτε αυτό. Αυτή θα έπρεπε, kαι τότε πίστευα πως θα είναι μια επιστήμονας ή ένας αστροναύτης ή kάτι μεγάλο, kαι τότε έγινε ΝΕΕΤ. Μια αξιολύπητη Αυστραλίας ΝΕΕΤ. Κλαίει εαυτό πιθανώς να kοιμούνται kαθημερινά σkεφτόμαστε πόσο άσχημα είναι kαι πώς επιθυμεί θα μπορούσε απλώς να εξαφανιστούν. Δεν μπορεί αkόμη kαι να προσπαθήσει να μιλήσει μαζί σας, διότι το μόνο που λένε είναι "τελειώσεις, LOL !." Έχετε γίνει μια παρωδία του εαυτού σας. Και αυτό είναι το μόνο που είναι. Μια θλιβερή λίγο γέλιο άνθρωπος στο σkοτάδι με τον εαυτό του όπως ο ίδιος ετοιμάζεται να επιδοθούν στο ίδιο παλιό χορό που έχει kάνει ένα εkατομμύριο φορές μέχρι τώρα. Και αυτό είναι το μόνο που έχετε ποτέ να είναι.
There he is. And there he goes again. Look, everyone! He published once! It is not just the funniest guy around;! Oh my god.
I can almost see pathetic overweight korniza your glowing in skotadi, lit from the screen of your computer, which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a koritsi like And You And again pliktrologisete just your place And fill the captcha. Or maybe you do not need kan fill the captcha. Perhaps you are such aidiastiko NEET that pragmatika katavallontai for a pass 4chan, so you simply publish. Oh, And we all know how you post. The "epic" Australia, is not it? Imagine a little laugh so sklira skata as kanete klik argue that your Doritos drop to the floor, but it's okay, your mother will katharisei morning. Oh, that's right. Did not I mention? You live with your mother. Are you fat fucking fuckup, this is probably so sick that you already have. So sick they have to kanoun everything for you all katarameni day, Every day, for a kathosprepei man who spends all his time on 4chan posting a voreioamerikaniki geniko on / INT /. Just imagine it. This should, And you thought I would be a scientist or an astronaut or Something big, And then became NEET. A pathetic Australia NEET. She cries herself probably koimountai Every day skeftomaste how bad And how wishes might just disappear. He can akomi And try to speak with you, because all they say is "finished, LOL!." You have become a parody of yourself. And that's all it is. A sad little laugh man in skotadi with himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that has a kanei ekatommyrio times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>go to starbucks
>literal reddit get together(r/atheism)
>sign on table and atleast a dozen seat
>instead of getting in line I take a shit and go to a breakfast place
>I now have food poisoning as well as work tomorrow
Since I started watching EPL the NFL just seems like boring nonsense nowadays
Californians are inhumane, plastic and desensitized. They bring ungodly morals and act entitled to God's Earth.
I sincerely hope they all die of drought, become an island through an earthquake and get annexed by Mexico.
its an occupation with one of the highest suicide rates in the country
You drive for long hours all alone, staring at nothing while the road goes by. If you're into that sort of thing, enjoy, I guess
I'd tell you to go drown yourself in the Pacific Ocean but your bimbo slut tits would probably make you float back up.
Just asking cause my friend got into it and it got me thinking. I've got a few relatives who do it also and they seem to have made a decent living doing it.
I'm not suicidal but I bet driving as a contractor in the middle east would be cool as fuck. Imagine the nerves.
I'm sure my tears aren't the only body fluids that Californians love to drink.
I know one guy - two wives droped him before he got that something wrong with his job.
+) well paid for trained monkey
+) lot of travelling, indeed.
-) more antisocial than mission on mars astronaut
-) genarally autistic
>she asks to get back together
>I just want that ring I bought for her back
>she says no
basically i was fucked up on pills cocaine and weed, seriously next level out of this world high so you know how it is one thing led to another next thing i know i'm feeding a labrador cocaine. we took it out to the woods and shit we had a great time, all i'm saying is long term have we fucked this dog?
Well, its not more difficult than sitting 5+ year in a jail for 1000$ drug pushing. People are listening novels or some lections to obatain a distant diploma, while some other part of the brain, actually, driving a truck
I'm a horny 19 year old male virgin. Can't stop myself from fapping all the time, and that's nice and all, but it's not enough. I need to have some sex, pronto. I'm not ugly or anything, and I have a couple of friends, but how do I get a girl to have sex with me? Seriously, I need sex
anda a hacer spam a otro lado
>People are listening novels or some lections to obatain a distant diploma
It seems like a job I would do only if I was desperate, save up some money and then try to go into another profession.
Buddies, there's a girl. she's got me by the balls. i literally cant live without her. she ignores me a bit. but i cant let go of her.
I need to keep writing her until she responds because otherwise i will self harm
you best be joking son
you're better than that. if you keep messaging her you come off as a creep and you'll never EVER get her attention.
be casual. be your best self. kick lifes ass, and succeed in the way you know you can, and in the way you want.
I believe in you Mexico bro. no more self harm either.
i'm not attracted to foreign sluts of any variety
but then again i'm not attracted to american women either
im only attracted to european women that are in europe
The great part about thoughtless jobs is that you can plan other things out at the same time. It might be harder in a truck but you can still just record yourself if need be. I'd rather be doing that than some busy work in an office that requires a different more focused type of attention.
I would much rather have Argentina or Uruguay before fucking Chile.
5. Costa Rica
when asked for redeeming qualities, Chile always just say "hdi"
so you know they are shit
I've had a pain in my left nut progressively getting worse for some months now, starting to get to the point that I can't ignore it. Really hope I don't have ball cancer. Almost too scared to go to the doctor.
Prostate Cancer is different than testicular cancer dude....
Anyway, I'll be going to the doctor within the next couple weeks. Really hope it's not serious.
>Wew lads...did I miss something that she did? why all this butthurt
>move from /fr/ to /cum/ because of the central focus on the girl posters there
>ugly swedish slut arrives and we (You) it all night long
STOP IT BEFORE IT GROWS
Hey guys, my girlfriend wants me to rape her. It's the last day of us visiting senpai for the holidays and there's finally nobody in the house during the day.
Any ideas for a exciting rape situation we could play out?
It happens every time
If these fags aren't jerking off over NaD they're on to other personalities. That's what happens when you spend all your time vying for the attention of lonely nerds. It happened with Romania and it'll happen here.
Because you should
Because you went down a dark path anon.
One where we cannot follow.
Le Smelly Man is back.
i need loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove
Don't mention that name. Whatever you do, don't even say his name.
I haven't learned my lesson in the slightest, but I'm still upset and don't think I deserved a three day ban for mildly spamming.
Even when you talk about stuff you're still a self righteous twat so it's pretty much all baiting.
Nigger I'm in California. You're so obsessed you think everybody is LMM and it's pathetic.
>mfw tom brady can't even beat the shitty ass dolphins and giftwraps the Broncos the #1 seed
Don't tell me what to do you cunt. Why are you even back? You made a big show about getting rid of your trip months back yet here you are so you can literally get stuffed you drama queen
>mfw dallASS can't beat the Redskins 3rd stringers
dalASS is shit
Peyton's back in, and Steelers are in the playoffs, AFC is kinda interesting now, especially with turd brady had in miami
went to gym and don't feel like absolute death :D
yay on qts
nay on tumblr tier
I'm in California. Not everybody that's been in cum and has seen you act like a bitch is NAD
>Kate, I'm so glad so you're home.
>This is my apartment, Roons. But whatever. What's up?
>I watching TV and then I saw your face appear.
>Yeah. Remember, I'm an actress? Like you. It was probably one of my movies or House of Cards.
>No, no. I saw you and then there was another you. And then another. And it was so scary seeing so many of you. How did that happen?
>Hmm. What movie was this...I mean do you remember what happened in the end? Before the words started flying up?
>Yeah, this beardy guy saw the Statue of Liberty and got really angry. But he was on a beach, not New York.
>Get the fuck out of my bathroom.
My sister has something like this going on and it looks good on her. It's not completely shaved, and the test is quite long. It works for some people.
I thought there was no effective difference between Canadians and Americans. This is what your countrymen always say.
>went to gym and don't feel like absolute death :D
What did you do?
>I'm in California
>I'm in California
It's the new "dindu nuffin"
Because he doesn't live here and otherwise you'd think its him because you literally think nobody else could hurt your feels like nad
Poor baby <3
and congrats on the dubs, you superstar
De va la gött.
They did their best to suppress individualism. Catholic school and everything. Sadly they didn't know that going to catholic school results in degeneracy.
Makes her look like a prepubescent boy but she's otherwise really pretty. She'd look way better with longer or shoulder length hair though.
I don't like people telling me what I can and can't do.
>they did their best to suppress individualism
>sadly i was just too much of a rebel
You are literally a walking meme holy shit
Bowl cut that little boys used to wear was regarded as feminine.
I think it looks fitting on a girl.
Dunno but its really annoying when I'm saying shit a bunch of assmad losers swarm me accusing me of being their little boogeyman. It means that you literally cannot have a dissenting opinion in here anymore without idiots like you being triggered like a tumblrina.
What do you mean "hangs out"? Alone? That's a no to me. In a group? That's fine they can't do anything
>My gf hangs out with her ex a lot
Anon on pooicide watch. You're getting cucked