/cum/

>>53034518
Just you and me WA.

Like old times.

wew

Anybody hard right now?

>>53035310
ask ur mum

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>>53035546
>Mom, is your penis erect?

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https://soundcloud.com/mephisto-pheles-7/amazarashidigging-holes

Hey guys what's up... New to /cum/, from FL.

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Post what you're up to.

>>53036031
>mfw it says next is KOR vs POL

What.

>>53036070
>>53036031
Oh nevermind I think they switched to today's schedule and the rebroadcast is over.

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>>53036031
>tomorrow style
putrid

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>>53036031

It's 7:50am and I haven't gone to bed. I have to wake up at 5:30am tomorrow.

JUST
U
S
T

>>53036136
Lower eye-strain senpai.

>>53036150
I'm in a slightly similar boat. Stopping caffeine cold turkey today. I basically feel like a zombie with a headache. Tomorrow I am going to be trying to apply for jobs like this -_-

>>53036223
Kinda really wanna quit my job and live off of employment insurance 2bh.

>>53036357
Tfw never collected EI in my life and don't even know the rules.

Can you even collect it if you quit?

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>>53034518
i have a dilema lads
what do i eat for breakfast?
barcacoa sinaloa from the new years eve dinner or fresh hot menudo?

>>53036501
I dunno, but I was on it for the last couple months while I was in school for my apprenticeship.
I miss my free money ;_;

>>53036652
That's some weird special rule for people doing apprenticeships.

>French player saying "Inshallah" on a starcraft stream

The memes are real.

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Why is Mexico such a disgusting country?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/mexican-mayor-slain-a-day-after-being-inaugurated/article27987830/

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>>53036119

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>>53038021

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So uhh...

*coughs*

..how 'bout that Oregon?

>>53039003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfv1QtZDirY

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>>53039003
kinda hope shit hits the fan tbeeh

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>>53038641

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Is Montreal the greatest city in /cum/?

>>53040264
Best city in Canada by a mile and a half

Can't speak for American or Mexican cities

>>53040264
Would love to go there for my birthday this year.
But, why are flights within Canada more expensive than flying in the US?

>>53040264
No because they don't speak English.

>>53040426
The same reason everything is more expensive here than in the US: "because".

>>53040453
You forgot to turn off your proxy, Vladimir.

Am I the only one who really hates Justin Trudeau, not necessarily because of his politics, but just because of the way that he talks and acts. He just seems like such a tool.

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I want to hug black boy <3

>>53040881
I didn't think Russia was on the EU's Wild Refugee Ride?

>>53040959
>I didn't think Russia was on the EU's Wild Refugee Ride?
REFUGEES WELCOME

>>53040450
i <3 u taiwan

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This is my waifu.
Post yours

>>53041841
>not delicious isabella or theodora

pleb tier muffintop poortugal

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>>53041174
>russia invites refugees in
>they come
>they all want to get the fuck out
>they cant handle the slavs
>only way they're allowed to exit is through Ukraine border
>you did it again Putin
>magnificent bastard

>>53042310
epic greentext
sreenshoted and submitted to /r/4chan

>>53041841
Kill yourself faggot

>>53042710
>posting screenshots on reddit

why in the fuck would you do that

and they have a subreddit about 4chan? that's fucking... disgusting

>>53042765
he is clearly saying that your post is reddit tier

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>>53042858
Oh

well, jokes on me

>except i dont go to reddit like a faggot

So what is up with Oregon anyway? why did they take over the building?

>>53042236
>Theodora

But she's a slut

>>53043002
Militias out west have a lot of run ins with the feds, they get mad about Bureau of Land Management for the most part because those guys are known for evicting gold miners the day after their claims end and burning their cabins down in front of them. So lots of right wingers decided to support the common folk against the government. There's a lot of those militias, and they're always growing desu.

In Oregon, I think a judge was about to add an extension to someones sentence or some shit, and people got mad as fuck so they've taken over a park. They plan on occupying it for a long while.

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can we not have a repeat of last thread

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>>53043152

>>53043002
Heroes are fighting for our freedome

>>53043152
>Communist is cool
Communism is a meme

>>53043151
>evicting gold miners the day after their claims end and burning their cabins down in front of them
now I see why.
Feds act like some fascist police force. I mean why not give them time to pack up the equipment properly and leave the cabins alone?

>>53043151
I don't know Cliven Bundy seems like an asshole desu. Couldn't see myself sympathizing with them even though o agree government overstepping is problematic.

>>53043434
Wait lol is this a standoff? If it is I hope the feds go full Waco or just starve them out at the very least. Arrest everyone who doesn't die of starvation.

>>53043409
I'd never heard of the Bureau of Land Management before honestly, they don't exist in my state.

Basically the federal gov owns... just an outrageous amount of land out west and they make a fuckload of money leasing it out, either to private citizens or to businesses.

They've got total authority on those territories, and the BLM are the enforcers.

>>53043286
is this a sign that Obama might get impeached or even face a Coup? or a balkanization of certain states?

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>>53043152
Fixed

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>>53043385
were going to be celebrating 100 straight years of communism next year

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>>53043554
>feds tear gas waco compound
>aware the adults have gas masks
>also aware there are children
>also very aware they don't make gas masks for children
>more tear gas
>place burns down

>>53043572
No, but somebody is gonna get shot

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>>53043615
hey shut the FUCK up

http://www.keepshooting.com/israeli-gas-mask-for-kids.html

>>53043679
I'll rephrase that

>the wacky guntoting christian cult in Waco, Texas did not have gas masks for children
>the feds knew this and tear gassed them anyway

>>53043152
>Apartheid gun
>Not AK
Hell no

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>>53043744
that's better

>>53043744
Back when shit was real and the feds had balls.

>>53043799
ymbk scum

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>>53044026
suck an egg, dork.

If the Occupy Movement was armed we'd have a socialist state by now... but the media has been able to manipulate the left into hating guns

>>53044121
>if those dirty hippies had guns they couldve made a difference
>the media is butthurt about guns

ftfy

I'm wearing a VCU basketball shirt from when they went to the final four

that was 5 years ago

>>53044272
>tfw I graduated high school in 2009
>still haven't graduated university
It doesn't seem like it should be 2016 already. I noticed some wrinkles on my face a few months ago. Prospects for youth appear grim.

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>>53044121
>California

Literally a meme State.

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>>53044121

t. 16 year old

The Occupy Movement was hopelessly misguided, manipulated, and made up of retards. Not a single one of them could name a movement leader or purpose beyond "MUHH WALL STREET"

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good morning cum~

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>commies

Am I the only one whose 4chan on mobile works like shit? Like when I click on a quote post it redirects me to the post instead of it simply showing up.

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>>53044942
>"capitalism works"

I think this cannot be stated enough
A dog 'knotting' is probably the most disgusting yet amazing pleasure that is known to man.

If you wish to make a comparison to real events, you can compare the penis of a dog to a small group of Muslim immigrants entering a country. When they enter what do they do?

The birth rate increases, and because of this more muslims are born and they cannot be forced out.

This is the same as the knot which expands and becomes stuck in the vagina unable to be moved.

I am a former leftist and feel guilt about letting Muslims knot inside our continent so the thought of a dog penis doing the same to my girlfriend feels me with shame and desire. I love the knot. It cannot be replicated ever by any sex toy or anything else. It is a unique feeling nobody can match. I have tried to finger my girl when the dog is knotting inside of her but even my pinky finger does not fit inside past his mighty lockdown knot.

>>53045027
mobile 4chan is shit for me too

>>53045027
Happens a fair bit when I'm on mobile too.

>>53045044
works better than communism famalam

>>53045102
It worked fine yesterday tho.

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>>53045044
>tipping with a CAP

>>53045027
Use clover
>>53045122
Oh fuck party's over

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I wonder if having a family is worth it. I don't know if I have the personality for it.

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>>53045102
>Malian internet speed
>Malian technology

>>53045175
I Kinda want kids so I'm not alone when I'm old, but I know they'd probably end up even worse than me so fuck it.

New
>>53045212
>>53045212
>>53045212

>>53045175
I think you'd be fine lad :3

>>53045203
i moved to the first world reeeee

Technocracy is the only way forward

>>53045257
>this thread doesn't even have 100 posts
>makes a new thread

Fucking Americans, I swear to Allah.

>>53045257
Why are you so autistic?

>>53045257
why the fuck are you making a new thread not even 100 posts in?

>>53045365
The Swede is here

Haven't been on in a while

What does /cum/ stand for tbqh

>10 word essay due soon
>haven't even started
Is it too late for me?

>>53045257
autism

>>53045432
semen

>>53045419
only that anime posting mexican is worth abandoning threads over desu

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>tfw Marina Diamandis is STILL not my gf
feels bad man

>>53045484
The swedish lesbian sjw feminist cuckold muslim is far worse
>>53045453
Posting in wrong thread

New
>>53045212 →
>>53045212 →
>>53045212 →

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>>53045432
Assuming you honestly don't know, /cum/ is the general tag for "Canada, USA, and Mexico" threads.

>>53045565
>trampstamp
fuck off

>>53045565
I'll see myself out then

>>53045645
we have plenty of foreigners. you can stay

REAL NEW THREAD

>>53045734
>>53045734
>>53045734
>>53045734
>>53045734

REAL NEW THREAD

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Who ef/fa/y here?

>>53045645
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya

>>53045807
>cargo pants
>/fa/

>>53045863
Cargo pants are practical and they look cool.

kissed a girl last night
we cuddled and it was cute

REAL NEW THREAD
>>53045734
>>53045734
>>53045734

>>53045863
>being a small guy
>mali
>underfed
Not surprised tb h

>>53045940
>>53046002
shit fashion taste desu

>>53046064
S M A L L
M
A
L
L

ITT dumb faggots and weeb posters

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>>53046089

>>53046094
Such is life

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>creepshit is literally so autistic he has to come into /cum/ everyday to see if the swede is here so he can spam new threads to try and weaken her position on a cambodian toonporn comments section

Just build some symmetrical shit out of legos and fuck off abbo

>>53046301
What did he mean by this?