Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

1乙

>>53038200
F, I love youuuuuuu

>>53038200
お疲れです

>>53038200
Z

>>53038200
乙
宇宙から見ると岩にくっついてる貝みたいなんだね

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>>53038200
japan is asleep post korean stuff

>>53038418
こ、これは乙じゃなくて、Zなんだからね!
勘違いしないでよね!

>>53038454
>4 Japanese flags right above him
>Japan is asleep

>>53038471
Z

>>53038200
Tnx F

日本にいま学校の時ですか?
明日はもう大学は始まります
とても悲しい

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>>53038528
fucking neets don't respect anything; even sleepin hours

>>53038528
>weak‐sighted

>>53038471
"べ、べつに!
君はあたしに訂正してくれたかったから態と間違えたわけじゃない!
こ、このバカ!"

>>53038735
t. tsundere

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>1富士、2鷹、3なすび
>新年最初の夢に富士、鷹、なすびが出てくると縁起がよい
だれがこんな夢を見るんだ?

>>53038528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA5IFJqjXiQ
Bыхoдилa нa бepeг Кaтюшa,
Ha выcoкий бepeг нa кpyтoй!

>>53038605
そうなんだ
寒いだろうから風邪ひかないように厚着して登校してね

>>53038849
ナスの入ったナポリタン食ってる夢みたけどこれでもいいの?

>>53038830
What do you think of my tsundere impression? Did you like it? Did I make any mistakes?

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>accidentally found the tumblr of the leader of my uni's japanese culture group
>dude isn't white and keeps ranting about how white men have yellow fever and shit
>mfw his blog is just pages of anime porn and nude nip ladies

holy fucking kek lads, is this you?

>>53039017
blackmail him!!

>>53039053
if it was that easy for someone to find it, I don't think it's blackmail material

>>53038849
富士山麓で鷹匠に弟子入りし、投げた茄子をとってこさせる
・・やっぱり無理があるな

>>53038915
富士で鷹がナポリタン食ってたら縁起いいんじゃね

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>>53039086
he has tried to cover his tracks but the selfies say otherwise

>>53038849
何それあの夢
まだ夢があります。。。

>>53038901
アドバイスをありがとう>>53038915

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ミクさん

>>53039017
>leader of my uni's japanese culture group

i seriously hope you're not a member of this group, senpai.

>>53039228
センターの人がタイプです

>>53039228
御尻を教えて

>>53039017
How's your Japanese culture club?

>>53038957
I think it's cute as long as you are cute Brazilian girl

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>>53038200
乙

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>>53039346
there are no cute girls in brazil

>>53039451
scary

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>>53039400

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>>53039298
何それ

>>53039327
俺のお尻

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>>53039451
Then explain this.

>>53039550
それもいい

>>53038200
乙
富士山が美しいね。

>>53039451
>no cute girls
Don't destroy my dream!

>>53039495
FUJIYAMA

Wei Lih Men are pretty good instant noodles desu
I will now prepare some and stir fry the noodles with some egg and veggies.

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>>53039558
fucking lies of the media

>>53039017
どっちの大学?
俺の大学でそれもある

good night, anons.

>>53039747
これで同じ大学だったら面白い

>>53039766
Sweet dreams

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>>53039647
please come to brazil

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>>53039327
not that bad, m8
it's full of normies and the weeaboos can powerlevel pretty well
we get drunk most of the time

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>>53039677
You can't fool me, buddy. I know you just want all the qts for yourself.

>>53039766
おやすみ
いい夢を

働いたら、勝ち

>>53039766
おやすみ〜

>>53039766
night

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>>53039766

Oyasuminasai gozaimasu, nihonjin. I hope you have sugoi amai yume.

>>53039813
韓国と日本が欲しいですよ

I'm going to bed.
Oyasuminasai .

>>53039942
あ、俺の大学じゃない
そのクラブ多いらしい

>>53039868
日本の母さんエロすぎ

>>53040030
Have a good sleep

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>>53039813
I'm not your buddy, mate.

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>>53039990

Don't let the bedbugs bite, anon.

>>53040109
>エロい母さん
エロ漫画に騙されるな
こんなものはファンタジーだ

>>53040114
Rude.

>>53039868
詳しく

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>>53040345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5uzJVkeaUI

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>college is tomorrow and my sleeping pattern is still shit

sheep are hairy goat

>>53040536
温かいものを飲んで羊を数えよう

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>>53040565
Why are we so good at war

毎日フランス語を勉強するのが2016年の目標だったけど、今日さっそくサボってしまった

>>53040603
本当?
ありがとう
今晩寝るの時にそれをしますよ

>>53040536
Are you me? I'm experiencing the same dilemma right now. Except I start college again on Tuesday, not Monday. Starting college again after a three week holiday break sucks.

>>53040536
same here m8

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>>53040761

>>53040565
>hero
>falling for american imperialist propaganda

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>>53040207
本当?

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>>53040852

>>53040852
He will be a good pitcher

>>53040761

Goats have the freakiest eyes, man.

>>53040916
Harry Potterと同じくらいファンタジー

>>53041037
what?
I'm a wizardkin and harry potter is totally real

I wanna fap
give me a good vid

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映ってるw

>>53041287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5YmPSbI744

>>53041312
いい乳だ

>>53041287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnfVqBd4U1Y

>>53041287

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jesoRk8K21s

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じゃあ、寝る時間が来ましたね

お休み

>>53041287
https://vimeo.com/106074850

>>53041571
お休みじゃないくん

>>53041287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw

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>>53041571

Sweet dreams, anon.

>>53041571
おやすみフィン太郎

Fapしたいつってるドイツ人にクソみたいな動画送りつけるフランス人とイギリス人微笑ましい光景だこと

Do you think using the -masu form on an imageboard is weird or unnatural?

How many flavours of soy sauce does Japan have ?

>>53041764
Not particularllymasu

Do you like this RICE BALLS

>>53041783
ポン酢 is no longer soy source

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>>53041287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpL2tFnYlQw
this one is the best

本当にイギリス人(というか英語圏)の人はSorry my French(French=下ネタ言ってごめんなさい)って使うんですか?

>>53041834
I-is this the same guy who did the "vegan vaginas" video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZneYxAjOsc

nys weeabs

i chose this in the end

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=639033417

>>53041923
fuck yeah! totally sexy
"I'm not gay but I'd rather suck a vegan cock than lick a carnist pussy"
*lip smacking intensifies*

Nihonjin, please respond >>53041764

>>53042048
lurk moar

>>53042113
Kill yourself

>>53041908
時々使うよ
Sorry my Frenchは違うけど
Forgive my Frenchは正しい

How likely is a Norwegian like myself to get a Japanese gf if I visited Japan? Would girls there think of Norwegians as something exotic and become curious, which would give me an "inn" or improve my chances, or will it be just as hard as in my own country?

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>>53042048
>>53042113
>>53042153

>>53042247
They will literally be jumping at your dick

>>53042200
ヒィイイイwwwフランス人かわいそwwwフレンチキスとか、どうして汚いもののmetaphorなんでしょうね??ww
ありがとうございました!

>>53042247
Depends on what a norwegian like yourself is desu

>>53042247
They'll literally be throwing themselves at you.
That is if you're a 6'0+ aryan

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>>53042247

Foreigners are like pandas to the Japanese. They all want to crowd around one and pet it and talk to it, but at the end of the day, they want it to stay in the zoo.

>>53042247
bost face :-DDDDD

>>53042247
while I was studying in china
a norwegian classmate got a chinese gf in 2 weeks, and several during the semester

>>53042200
>>53042317
I think most people use "pardon my french", rather than "forgive my french", never heard the latter (not saying that it's wrong though)

>>53042465
Wow, that's cool. How did you end up there?

>>53042247
Don't dream of dating Japanese girl. If I were you, I would get norwegian girl.

>>53042374
Oh, well too bad for them then tbqh kek.

>>53042247
>>53042286
>>53042346
>>53042363
I'm blue-eyed, ash-blonde hair, very light skin.
I'm skinny (~55kg, 175cm) and have low self-esteem for my body.
My face is OK.
I'm not a particularly attractive Norwegian. I do have a good personality, I think, and my friends and people in general like me a lot and so on. I do come from a family with quite above average norwegian economy, which has pretty much set me with a comfortable and established life as far as personal economy goes.

>>53042465
oh sad Peru
hahahah loser

>>53042491
You've never heard anyone use "forgive my French" before? I've heard both used but I personally use forgive rather than pardon.

>>53042652
says the nazi

>>53042621
Please say there are other things you've planned to do in Japan other than trying to get laid?

Why not just focus on doing what other tourist do? Because I don't want to see a Norwegian flag shitposting about how mean and racist the Japanese are when it doesn't work out for you.

>>53042621
>I do have a good personality
we jap girl's don't like men who say such a thing

>>53042621
You're kinda short for a norwegian, but considering the average height in Japan, I don't think it's gonna be a problem
Unless you go full autism and do not talk to anyone, I'd say the odds are in your favor.

>>53042762
*girls*

>>53038200
Some guy in space looked at that and thought: "This is a Kodak moment."

>>53042685
nope, never heard it like that, at least not after/before profanity
google also says that pardon is used more often, I searched for "forgive my french" and got 13.600 results, while "pardon my french" got 465.000 results

>>53042621
Aaahh
I think if you have those 3 first features you mentioned, you're fine

>>53042762
Don't lie to us please

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selfesteem sucks

>>53042719
If and when I go to Japan I will of course do all the tourist kind of thingys too.

>>53042762
I wouldn't say it. But I know it's true, and for the sake of describing myself here I don't mind saying it.

>>53042797
Yes I am kinda short. If I got lucky and found someone, do you think they would want to move to Norway or are they too fond of Japan?

>>53042697
I'm white

>>53042762
no one cares about what you like

>>53042762
>we jap girl's don't like men who say such a thing
こんにちは
俺は性格が悪いです

"Nice Guys" exist in Japan? Kek, you guys are screwed!

>>53042909
for real

>>53042924
>Yes I am kinda short
how short?
post face or nipple
thanks

>do you think they would want to move to Norway
yes

>>53043019
looks like the nice guy from norway will get friendzoned while you smash that jap pussi

>>53042924
I don't know if Japanese people are very fond of Japan, but I guess you could stay there. It's not a bad place to live in, after all

in all honesty though, the only japanese a westerner can GF and waifu are trashy sluts
proper japanese girls would never racemix

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>>53042924
Post your face and I'll rate you mister

>>53042909
I would be fine just because of those feautures (you're referring to the muh aryan feautures, I guess)?

>>53043075
I said so in this post: >>53042621 - it's not only that I'm a bit short, but I'm also skinny, which is not very attractive in Scandinavia (as you may know due to your flag)

>>53043019
さすが皮肉なイギリスですなwww

>>53043129

Nothing wrong with racemixing.

In 2.5 edition D&D rules, half-elves get darkvision and increased innate magic resistance from their elven parent, but none of the racial penalties that full-blooded elves have.

>>53043150
No, that wouldn't be a good idea to be quite senpai family honest desu. But I'll say this, my face isn't particularly good looking, but I honestly don't think it's bad either. The bad part is my skinny body and the low self-esteem for it.

>>53043079
俺はとても悪い人ですね
ちかづかないでください
ならば、悪いことをしますよ!

>>53043284
>low self-esteem for it.
you'll never get laid my friend

>>53043162
いいえ、彼は本気だよ

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>>53043284

Lack of confidence is not attractive, regardless of creed or culture or skin colour. It is one of the things that women universally find unattractive.

>>53043319
I already did, in high school and a few years after.

You may be right I'll never be laid again, tho. Women don't find it cute anymore now that I'm a grown up man in his late 20s, and still a boy's body.

>>53043398
Yeah, no shit. I have learned that the hard way desu.

>>53043155
missed that one, sorry fa.m
you need to eat more and go work out tb.h
still waiting for that face or nipple sm.h

if you go to japan dont be insecure about your height. you're pretty average there.
also you're taller than me baka

good luck and have fun desu senpai

>>53043297
Trick or treat?

>>53043284
>skinny body
better than fat ass

>>53043129
>proper japanese girls
>no true scotsman
noice logic there bro
>>53043297
それはあるが、ちょっと丁寧すぎる
”おい、クソビッチ、こっちこいコラ、ハメハメタイムだ。”の方がいいと思う。

god damn, bang a chick and she falls in love
she won't stop messaging how she misses me holding her hands and shit now

i miss her tits to be quite honest because they were perfect but chill please

>>53043445
you need a good gf 2bh
when I was 16 I was the same
I'm really short too and had a low self esteem and was shy but my gf liked it and showed me that it's okay to be different and not very social
The bad thing is that I can only date Korean girls that are violent now

>>53043532
>The catch: They've never met IRL

>>53043472
>also you're taller than me baka
Wow, that's unexpected.

PUT DOWN THE GERMAN

>>53043605
what?
it's the taiwanese i put my noodle in yesterday

北欧ブームだからいけそうな気がするなこのノルウェー人も…頑張れ〜〜!!おやすみ!!

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>>53043532

>>53043628
im 173(actually 172) cm and 63kg desu

>>53043476
>Trick or treat?
君はどっちにする?

>>53043605
of course they haven't
look at the picture he posted
what kind of girl brings slippers and an orange digital watch for kids to a date

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>>53043672

>>53043692
t-treat...
優しくしてねw

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>>53043688
>im 173(actually 172) cm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mTb1YRzBA

>>53043284
>The bad part is my skinny body
don't be insecure about that either desu
japanese guys (except takahiro) are super skinny aswell desu

>>53043652
>On cam through Skype

>>53043688
lel you are all to skinny 2bh
I'm 172cm and 76kg

>>53043773
dank u senpai

>>53043708
she was on vacation and spent the last two days at my place before heading back home on the 2nd
naturally she would have her suitcase with her

something you will never experience with your imaginary kimchi fecessluts

>>53043844
sure

>>53043782
I don't think I would be insecure about it amid all those Japanese guys, but I don't know whether I would have any luck with the girls anyway.

>>53043837
you're overweight baka desu senpai
http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmi-m.htm

post nipple

>>53043751
trick いたずら ←邪悪なイギリス人による
treat もてなし ←君

だからホルホルされたいならtrickじゃね!?!?

>>53043844
>Of course I've had sex!
>It was with this girl when I/she was on holiday!
Yeah, yeah. Heard it all before m8.

>>53043910
you will
it's not like japan magically makes it disappear you cock

>>53043910
>I don't know whether I would have any luck with the girls anyway.
you'll do fine senpai

Average Japanese is like 5'5 guys, so if you have aryan features and are taller than 5'5, you'll be fine with Asian women.

Just don't be those autistic grossy neckbeards though.

>>53043926
lad i will literally post the used condoms and send you a sample of the dried vaginal liquids on them if you keep questioning last nights achievements

>>53043910

Just don't go full assburger and you'll be fine.

And don't tell her she reminds you of x from your favourite anime.

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>>53043751
こ、ここからどうすればいいかわからない・・・

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>>53043782
they're not all skinny
>>53043922
this.

>>53044009
I don't watch any anime and will never do. Will that be a problem for a japanese girl?

>>53043968
Hmm, you sure about that senpai family?

>>53044068
>I don't watch any anime and will never do
;-)

>>53043708
post pic senpai

>>53043988
>and are taller than 5'5
because women are programmed to disregard every man 1cm shorter than average baka

>>53044030
>they're not all skinny
no, but the non-skinny ones are just skinnyfat or fat
none of them work out

How do you think of 5'7(170cm) girl?

>>53044003
>There's no way he could replicate a used condom!
It wouldn't prove anything except you have a condom.

>>53043922
あ、ごめん間違えたw
説明ありがとう
あとホルホルは意味がちょっと違うw
ホニャララされたいなら*の方がいいと思う

俺もそろそろ寝ます
おやすみなさい!

>>53044098
it's in the last thread

>>53043921
no, my nipples are hairy like takahiros
I'm happy 2bh. 3 years ago I weighed 90kg lel
started going jogging before I went to Korea and lost 15 kg

>>53044103
女の高さをなんか構わない
日本で170cmは高いですか

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>>53044068
>Will that be a problem for a japanese girl?
No, just watch some normalfag movies and if they ask if you like anime you say "yes its great" and then they'll ask what you like thinking you're otaku. And then when you say 千と千尋の神隠し and they will drop their panties because they think you're a normalfag.

t. expert on women

>>53044068
>Hmm, you sure about that senpai family?
im sure senpai

>>53044204
im happy for u desu

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>>53044103

Men don't really care about height, at least not to the same extent as women. As long as she were a qt, it'd be fine.

>>53044334
i couldn't fuck this
too delicate

>>53044162
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1451830813309.jpg
this one? gross desu senpai
is that kind of carpet normal in germany?

>>53044334
huge double eyelids. yuck!

>>53044287
Lol, because spirited away is a normie-movie?

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>>53044363

Just be gentle, and you'll be fine senpai.

>>53044103
i like tall girls, 170cm isn't that high tho
>>53044363
it's all makeup
she probably takes meat like a champ

>>53044407
yep

>>53044385
it's a 250€/month apartment
god knows how old this carpet is
and it always smells like old food, i can't get the smell out
but she didn't care and I got my dick wet and some toes in my mouth

>>53044363
need something manly and hairy that smells like poop?

>>53044385
no, he said he travelled to munich or whatever so he probably stayed at a hotel. No hotel would have a carpet like that
he's a stupid yellow fever liar
he watched a video on pornhub like a 14 year old boy and because he's to scared to go to Asia he has to lie on 4chan about having sex with a girl
lel what a loser

>>53044540
>no, he said he travelled to munich
what

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>>53044540
>he's a stupid yellow fever liar
oh I know that already

>>53044540
SHREKT

>>53044585
liar

日本人はどこへ行ったんだ!?

>>53044278
高すぎる!

>>53044700
布団の中

with money you can hire hookers from any race

>>53044700
俺の横で寝てるよ

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日本は深夜!おやすみなさい!

>>53044449
Are you a Japanese in Sweden or a Swede learning Japanese?

>>53043688
>>53043837
I'm 175cm 70kg.
I feel a little better knowing that you guys have practically the same height as me.
How's the average over there? Do you guys feel like you're too short?

>>53044798
taking is cool but giving is important too
it's not the same as with a gf

>all those virgs are mad i had sex in my own apartmen

Lads don't know the meaning of skinny tbqh.
187cm
69Kg

>>53044847
I'm a Japanese person born in a Swedish body
desu senpai

>>53044887
It used to be my #1 insecurity, but it has gotten a lot better.
Average is around 180 I think

>>53045043
>apartmen
>men

>>53039451
Meh, I'm playing RTS game and I often see Brazilan and Russian girls through FB icon, Brazilan girls may not be cute, but hot. Anyways, male gamers tend to make a move on Brazilan or Japanese girls there. 出会い厨 everywhere.

>>53044733
へえ、そうか?
俺が185cmだから170cmは高いと思わない
高すぎる女や小さすぎる女以外高さはよく構わない
日本ではそんな高さは悩み?

I don't know my weight but I know the rating of my abs on the Mohs scale.

>>53045043
>Getting so frustrated you can't convince people of your lies you forget how to spell.

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>>53045059
>187cm

>>53044993
bitches aint shit.
except for very few of them, most of them will be happy with you when everything is alright, but will abandon you when things get dire
i'd rather save my money for myself and spend the appropriate amount with hookers whenever i want to.

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Having a tall gf would be nice, but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be fine with a 170cm guy.

>>53045179
what you want bitch boy??

>>53045180
That is 6ft 2, right?

>>53045126
Have you been to Japan yourself, since you can be so sure that I would find gf in Japan?

>>53045224

It sure is. Enjoy your pick of literally any woman, lad.

>>53045222
For you to stop lying please.

>>53044887
A lot of turkish guys are around my height (with sneakers I'm actually 175cm 2bh)
But I feel short most of the time
the majority of girls are shorter than me though

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>>53045190
you never know, brah

>>53044887
>>53043688
>>53043837

are you a grill?? :DDD

>>53045313
>Believing it's that simple
Height isn't everything you know!.....trust me.

>>53043019
そんなことないよ、って日本の女の子は言う。自分で性格が良いとか言うと、自画自賛すんなwwwって心の中で笑われる。

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>>53045319
i am not though

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>>53045190
>tfw 170cm too

>>53045228
>Have you been to Japan yourself
I've been there 2 times.
last time I stayed for almost 3 months

>>53045373
I could be if u want me to ;^)

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>>53045409
congrats man

>>53045427
>>53045190
>>53044887
>>53043688
>>53042621
lel this is a manlet thread 2bh

>>53045492
thanks

>>53045509
at least i got a dick big

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>>53045509
I think most of us are manlets here.

>>53045409
Schön schnell das von Oma geerbte Schafsfell aus Polen als Hintergrund genommen
mich kannst du nicht täuschen du kleiner Lügenbeutel

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>>53045585
Probably explains why you all want to go to Japan. I'm going to feel like this when/if I'm there.

>>53045571
This. Apparently we are "larger" than the European average.

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>>53045509
A-at least we have each other

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>>53045190
If you have a tall gf, you can never try all of 四十八手.

In America, I am slightly below average height.
But in Japan, I will be king of the manlets.

>>53045585
Where do we draw the line for being a manlet?

Is it 6ft or under one's nation's average?

>>53045527
Do you prefer sucking on dirty feet or clean feet?
Do you mind them being dirty?
I've never understood foot fetishes

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Does anybody know this guy's name? I think he's a journalist.

>>53045509
Nope, /asean/ thread is more short. Their average is about 160cm.

>>53045784

Less than 4 inches above average height.

>>53045750
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height

According to wikipedia the average female height in japan is only 1'58 m8

>>53045721
our average dick size is probably smaller because there are lots of japanese people here

>>53045840
that'd make like 99% of the population manlets

>>53045910
That's so hot

>>53045840
below 1'80 I think is the usual consensus

>>53046004
Whatever makes him feel better.

Let's voting
https://strawpoll.me/6440892

205cm representing.

Going to Japan was an experience. You're all so fucking kawaii it defies belief.

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>>53045817
clean feet of course, why would i want dirt up my mouth

>>53046072
I'm not a woman at all
how dare you impugn my masculinity

>>53046101
i'm pretty sure an awkward lanky faggot like yourself has it 10 times harder at getting laid than a "manlet"

>>53046113
why would you want feet up your mouth?

>>53046113
so you ask her to shower before you start sucking? Or you wait until they are somewhat clean?

>>53046126
only the womanlet and tall woman options are for women.. so they don't ruin our statistics

>>53046164
>Falling for bait that hard
Serious chip on your shoulder lad.

真・スレッドストッパー。。。(￣ー￣)ﾆﾔﾘｯ

>>53046164
found the manlet

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how can this possibly be a suru verb

>>53046181

Because it makes your peepee feel good.

>>53046249
Probably the same bloke who is trying to convince everyone he fucked that girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89I_s3HRLnU

>>53046275
>Let's Maze!
Durr.

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>>53046181
it's a good feel
>>53046191
wrinkly damp shower feet are a different sucking sensation
but out of the socks clean feet are good
gives them a bit of a scent

>>53046275
true...(-_-)

>>53046275
you know, like in english, when you 'maze someone, or you become 'mazed

>>53046374
the idea of maze being a verb is very uncomfortable for me

>>53046379
not as uncomfortable as footfags make me though, fuck off

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>>53046379
>足フェチ

>>53046443
Yeah I agree. This isn't 'Creepy manlets with foot fetish' edition.

>>53046480
He's an asshole anyway. I think he's a foreigner

>>53046480
>calling the one alpha of this thread who manages to get his dick sucked a "creepy manlet"

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>footfags

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>>53046584
>tripfags

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>>53046625
>britbongs

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>>53046580
>yes hello i am sexually attracted to feet
>restraining order is such a harsh way of putting it

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>>53046580
>alpha

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>>53046678
>russians

gaijin alert

>>53046717
you want the video of the korean chick sucking my dingdong again

i guess you guys don't know who you are talking to

just make a decent monthly income then decide with hooker to fuck
today ukranian lady
another day japanese qt
next week a sexy thai
why not a hot black girl
a tall dutch whore
a nice brazilian girl
....

everything has a price
why to spend time to convice a girl to be with you, when with money you can taste all the women flavors of the human race
the problem is too be a poorfag
but if you are not smart enough to become rich then you dont deserve sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A7j6eryPV4

>>53046738
weeaboo pretending to be japanese alert

>>53046800
>implying you didn't just steal it somewhere on the internet

>>53046800
why not (^:

>>53046854
フェ

>>53046859
>implying you can't see my trademark green carpet

>>53046800
i don't remember if i saw it
can you rather post a video of her butt thou

>>53046907
of the korean?
i only made a closeup of her asshole desu

>>53046946
i think i saw that

good effort but im not really into assholes

>>53046722
Actually that room looks pretty cool tbqh. Probably because of all that radio gear.

>>53046894
>implying you didn't just buy the same carpet

>>53046894
Well it's someone's trademark green carpet. Presumably the person's apartment in the porn video you've taken pictures from.

>>53047092
i would put absolutely nothing past him at this point

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>>53047100
I HAD SEX OK

>>53047160
Sure m8, no one believes you.