Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>53047588
First for Sweden

>>53047588
Thanks

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>>53047372
lmao she was a good slut from suweon with cute toes
oh and then i had that cumslut from incheon as well, she was over 170cm and had sexy long toes that wrapped around my cock nicely
koreans are only good for a footfuck desu

You Swedish are tall but are you peepees as hard as Japanese?
No

>>53047699
For fuck sake lad, get out of here.

>>53047736
>muh Japanese penis are the hardest all around the world
It's just a pathetic myth bro

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>>53047738
are anime feet good tho

>>53047699
i thought you were the korean retard
so, feet retard isn't korean retard?
double cancer

>>53047736
my penis gets super hard when i watch tentacle porn

might be why desu

>>53047588
BRÖSTVÅRTOR

>>53047699
yeah thanks for destroying my life and brain again
you're a fucking faggot
that's it
4chan killed me

>>53047567
幹部 is written, but I am thinking you are correct and that it is a typo of 患部.

>>53047780
have your ever touched one?
they could basically split concrete if a japanese man decided to fuck the road in front of his house

>>53047736
>>53047780
Are you neets?
Or do you have night shift?

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>>53047842
replace the dick he's sucking with a foot and we've got you

>>53047736
>>53047780
wtf, never heard of it
sounds like it was invented to try and compensate for japs' small dicks
the guys in japanese porn are so disgusting
the girls aren't much better though, i mean, FUCKING SHAVE YOUR PUSSY PLEASE

>>53047942
>FUCKING SHAVE YOUR PUSSY PLEASE
what's wrong with pussy hair?
oh wait you're the cockmongler who wants his GF to shave her arms as well lmao

We have a hard penis
This is important

>>53047930
>2015+0.999...
>not being NEET

>>53047942
STOP IMPOSING IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS OF BEAUTY, SHITLORD

>>53047879
No, I'm just getting laid as opposed to an overweight Kimchifucker such as yourself.
Do you like how it tingles when you stick your peepee in the jar full of this shit they call food?

>>53048000
>what's wrong with pussy hair?
it's fucking disgusting
>oh wait you're the cockmongler who wants his GF to shave her arms as well lmao
no, i don't have a girlfriend
isn't it common sense? pubic hair = unhygienic and disgusting

>>53048015
みせてよ
日本人のちんぽの力

>>53048130
>pubic hair = unhygienic and disgusting
lmao
get laid for once how about that

In Japanese soft penises are called ふにゃチン(Fu-nya-chin).

>>53048073
sorry, i'll check my privillege
>>53048169
>can't defend his subhuman paraphilia
>implies

>>53048169
Hairy brazilian women are probably a lot more hairy than the azn wmn you're used to

Is there anything interesting in Brazil besides big peepee?

>>53048346
Bunda?

>>53047699

that's not a korean girl's feet. You liar, prove it.

>>53048346
not really

I will never set my foot in south america

>>53048480
how would you know

>Germans letting themselves down ITT

>>53048346
not really, it's a pretty shitty country overall
everyone is retarded over soccer, which is completely retarded, lots of people go to the carvanal and stuff, where they get aids just by breathing, and brazilians, on average, are more ignorant even than americans (that's when you know a country is really fucked up)

>>53048560
7:0 7:0 7:0 7:0 7:0 7:0

>>53048560

are you biting big bunda this summer?

>>53048581
7x1*, Hitler wife

>>53048538
>brits mad they can't suck on some of deez toez

>>53048346
Pure chaos.
Also this: >>53048397

>>53048504
If the mountain won't come to one, then one must go to the mountain.
Wait for me my friend.

>>53048581
Best day.
7x1, though.

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>>53048560

Literally every single time someone asks about Brazil, Brazilian posters always go on about how shit it is.

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http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv247793108
i love French
but "skype" NG word

>>53048610
how does a country get so btfo at their favorite sport?

>>53048621

it's really a korean girl? Prove it.

rate her japanese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXjaby2uuAU

>>53048722
what'swithherface/10

>>53048722
it's shit

>>53048701
It was an overrated team from the start, I wasn't amused when we got based by them.

>>53048749
fetal alcohol syndrome

>>53048707
i know she is and that is all that counts

>>53048722
I will fart in her general direction when I go to nippon

>>53048688
that's because it's an objectively bad country, retarded people, corrupt politicians, and i don't really like the culture, so...

>>53048722
Not bad. I can understand what she say without hard efforts. It's definitely foreigner's Japanese tho.

>>53048767
but isn't betsu betsu something only advanced. almost mother tongue level japanese speakers would use

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>>53048722
>46 minutes talking in a foreign language

She's a bint, but that's pretty brave.

>>53048698
does she speaks french?

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>>53048866
you really are a troll aren't you?

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Daily Reminder that you are shaming your family with your Japanese fetish

>>53048701
that's because brazil sucks overall, it's a shitty country. "we" were good at football, so we used to take pride on it, and now we aren't as good at it anymore, so...

>>53048828
I like our amiable and easygoing attitude to be honest.

>>53048952
But he looks so happy unlike my poor soul which is beyond salvation.

hehehehehe :D

>>53049179
BENIS

>>53049032
really? that depends on the person, i guess...
but there are things that make me mad, like the way people try to take advantage of others in every situation (like those who cheat on foreigners, for example, like shopkeepers who sell stuff for a higher price when they find out that the costumer is foreigner)
also, it's good that people are accepting gays and all, but i think it goes a bit overboard here, gays dress and act like freaks, which is a bit disgusting t.bh
and everyone is all for acceptance, except when someone is an atheist. if someone doesn't believe in the bible fairytail, everyone goes apeshit

Send this to your Japanese crush and post results

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYSArdS0uSg

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WNpn9iLwGG

>>53048722
>rate her japanese
Impossible to do due to her face and voice making me close the tab instantly

>>53049393
Moight, issues.

Send this to your Japanese crush and post results

https://www.reddit.com/r/hapas/

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>>53049393
i don't know why this makes me so sad 2bh

>>53049393
explain this

>>53048722
kek, fucking cringed hard

>>53049065
>being happy at the expense of others
you deserve your feels

>>53049393
Do I need to call 119?

>>53048814

give us more then.

>>53049393
>AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER

xD

who is he shouting at anyway?

>>53049393
>over 3 months old

>>53049393
Dude you should respect your mom. You have issues and you sound like a high school aged brat. Get fucked bro

>>53049694
His mam.

>>53049393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01gyQ7mJzWM

>>53049333
I like It, but I also dislike a lot of the things that are derived from it (as well as these you pointed out).
I don't know, as a whole I really hate Brazil and Brazilian people, but there are some little aspects in them that I absolutely love.

>>53049769
i need the source and all this is funny

>>53049393
>Shut up
What did she mean by this?

>>53049753
>Implying it's him
I've heard this vocaroo a dozen time

>>53049753
>>53049393
If I was your dad I'd beat the shit out of you too.

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>>53049789

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>>53049789

stop

>>53049867
Shut it The F.ag.

Let's hear you say some Japanese sentences lads.

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>>53049789

Reminds me of this German furry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho

Can you imagine raising your child and it becoming some plushie fucking freak?

I can feel the heartbreak of this mother.

>>53050039
Shouldn't you be the first one to say something?

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>>53050108
what the fuck

>>53049789
fucking brutal
>>53049827
I don't know... I think it's a good thing that brazilians are friendly and all, but i'm a bit uncomfortable around touchy people, so I don't really love that

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>>53050108
>Fleshlight in plushie
>Do you put your penis in there

>tfw she tells me she fatasizes about playrape and wants me to cum on her tits because she has never felt cum on her body, moaning nasty shit in Chinese

>now she goes "i'm not to the girl to just have sex with someone"

guess I gotta put the ring on it lads

>>53050424
wait until the last couple minutes it gets worse

Not a happy thread desu

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>>53050108
Tropical Island seems like a fun place.

>>53050506
Chinese?

Why Chinese?

>>53050721
Japanese posters are out, that's why.

>>53050753
because she is taiwanese

>>53050742
it's brazil without the crime, in a dome

>>53050818
I hate pool and aquatic parc.
Fucking kids pee everywhere

I wonder, if you cum on a black girl's curly hair, does it roll off due to the density or dribble down those tiny curls in a corkscrew motion?

I woke up at 2 am and I can't get back to sleep. Now that it is really time to wake up I am feeling sleepy again
Fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>53050108
at first i was a bit disgusted by the fleshlight and all, but then i started simpathizing with the kid.
if i ever catch my son watching tranny porn, scat, or other messed up shit, i wont even mind, that's his business
i think what's more fucked up in the video is the fact that the mom is scolding her son based on what a fairy tail book says is morally right or wrong
I mean, if the kid doesn't work and just leeches of his parents, then ok, he's on the wrong, but she can't just invade his privacy and scold him for not being normal

>>53050721
No happy go lucky Japanese people to cheer us up.

>>53051139
same

new job starts this week too, god damn it

>>53051173
Where is your new job

>>53051151
the dude sounded normal enough to me, and i mean she said he was handsome

i think the problem is his need for physical props, if he didn't go that far nobody would probably even know

>>53051226
Some guy's bedroom.

>>53051226
working at a construction site 2bh, basically labour

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>>53051372

You're going to get really strong and muscly, anon.

>>53051372
You're going to be very tired

Europe is doomed.
The black refugees start dominating the Turks.
It will lead to a racial war.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=058_1451780604

>>53051445
yeah this is going to be awful

>>53051433
i do like that part, some people think that there's no dignity in physical work but i've never cared

>>53051460
NEDERLAND

YES

>>53051503
why didn't you get an education my friend

>>53051317
yeah, but come on, the mom should just leave it, no matter how disgusting it is, it's his business
the only reason why the mom went that far is probably religion, if she was a bit more rational, maybe she wouldn't go that far

>>53051535
It didn't do you any good

>>53051503

Just think of all the mad cash you're going to make - plus, it's like having a free gym membership too.

>>53047588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZLoGS85wB8

>>53051574
the chapter on Korea was just too long for him

>>53051151
He was bringing it to a family trip though. Could had restrained himself a bit I think.
Still, I fap to doujinshi, so I don't know if I can say that I'm less degenerate than him or not, hahaha.

Also, you seem like a really hardcore atheist hein rapaz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxIMVx2P0Gc

>>53051694
well, i don't know if i misread it, but his mom went berserk, didn't she? maybe that's why he said that he wanted to bring it to the trip, he got offended by her, and didn't want to go to the island anymore, and didn't want to let go of his "precious toy", lol
well, i respect other people's religions, but i think it's stupid, so when i see stupid actions caused by religion, i want to point it out

>>53051936
Religion or not any parent would probably freak out if their child brought a fleshlight filled plushie with them on a trip

He seems like a NEET who denies his shame to me

>>53052110
sure, taking it to the trip with him isn't cool, but he isn't wrong just because he has it
and she said that the reason why she thought it was wrong, is because it was "sin", so it's based on religion
if it was my son, i wouldn't freak out, and i wouldn't try to force him to go on the trip either

>>53052298
you would just shoot him as an off duty cop most likely

>>53052333
you're watching too much liveleak, that's not how real life works

>>53052298
We don't know all the circumstances but if she freaks out just because religion says it's wrong then I agree she is overreacting

To me it seems like more than that though

let's just all agree that he is a retarded little faggot who should die with his cock stuck in a horse's asshole

>>53051151
This.

Also the way his mom refers to the bible, god, etc. is really fucking unusual in Germany, to say the least, and in fact quite disturbing and creepy. I wouldn't be surprised if she were part of some fundamentalist Christian cult and the whole thing being part of the reason why her son wants to fuck fleshlight plushies.

>>53052298
I think I would be more tolerant with him, but just because I'm from the actual generation. Older people think differently since they were raised on a different society and with different ideals from those we have today.
But religion really is fucked up, I wish Brazil was mainly atheist.

>>53052333
:^)

>>53052624
>being a wagecuck
top kek

>>53052740
>being a wagecuck
what

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>>53052762
>being a wagecuck

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>You're in a club with your girlfriend when this guy unzips his katana.

What do?

>>53052906
I would just shoot him as an off duty cop most likely to be honest.

>>53052679
well, while it's not totally unrelated to the generation, i don't think that's the primary cause, paraphilias have always been around, the only reason why they seem to be more prominent nowadays, is because of the internet (and maybe because of the population increase)
nowadays people think that masturbating with plushies is disgusting.
some time ago, people thought that being gay was absolutely disgusting, and paedophilia was somewhat more acceptable, so, while the things which are socially acceptable change, sexual deviation is always present in society, and i don't think it's wrong or bad

>>53049393
don't take women seriously
don't argue with women
and stay calm

you nigger

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>>53049393

>>53052906
i'd pee on him to assert my dominance
>>53053049
STOP YOUR SHOUTING RIGHT NOW

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>>53053049
>Sweet as fuck
Damn girls must love you

>>53053243
there's a difference between giving the impression of taking them seriously and taking them seriously

didn't your dad tell you that girls are special and sensitive, which is why
- you have to compliment them
- and be nice to them
- and never ever fucking say what you really think

>>53053243
My first thought was "That's a delicious looking hat, but how does he prevent all these skittles from melting?"

>>53053376
and also dont talk to girls, they are succubus that devour a man's passion, spirit and love

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>>53053455
>and also dont talk to girls, they are succubus that devour a man's passion, spirit and love

>>53053554
"That's a scary looking hat, but how does he prevent this shark from biting his head?"

>>53053455
do you like dicks?

No girlfriend minute of silence

>>53053614
>those are nice pokemons but why did he choose the leaf one

>>53053376
>didn't your dad tell you that girls are special and sensitive
No. Why should he?
>- you have to compliment them
Fuck right off
- and be nice to them
HAHAHA
- and never ever fucking say what you really think
Agreed. Lie to them

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>>53053637
>No girlfriend minute of silence
>implying silence isn't why you're still nogf

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>>53053637
The F.(aggot) hasn't got a girlfriend

Wow, what a surprise!

>mfw

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>>53053802

>be Australian in Japan
>see some Japanese otaku, ie "nerds" having fun
>beat them up, scream at them and run away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR8-GsjAAGY

>>53054059

rekt

>>53053635
post butt first

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>post butt first

>>53048722
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01gyQ7mJzWM
Her pronunciation (especially らりるれろ) is typical American who speak Japanese, but her Japanese isn't bad.

>>53054059
shit man, sounds like this guy really fucked those cunts up bro

>>53054059
should be deported desu

What made you guys interested in Japanese?
Animu and mango, I'm guessing.
For me it's because my friend from Japan introduced me to some music and dramas...

>>53054325
this
fucking vandal
>>53054422
I started studying japanese to be able to read untranslated trap manga

Is it true that the Japanese like Italian people because they are "cool" and "good musicians"?
Or did a friend of mine lie to me?

>>53054542
all japs know about italy is pizza and spaghetti
maybe pavarotti for some older lads

>>53054325
If you'd watch his vids it seems like he slaps somebody every fay
Somebody run into his daughter on a station? Slap!
Spoke to his wife and not him? Slap!
Commented on him being a gaijin? Slap!

>>53054059
If he really was that much bigger than the otakus like he claims he could probably had scared them away just by talking.
I really can't see him as nothing but an asshole with a video like this, he's practically just bragging.

>>53054634
He's a top lad then

If you behave; you don't get slapped

>>53054774
HOW CAN SHE DESIGNATED?

>>53054542
>good musicians
I've a bad news for you.
General Japanese do not know Italian musicians, famous Western musicians here are mostly from UK, or USA. But Japanese know Italy has good designers and brands, of course GOAT cuisine.

>>53054634
shit escalates too fast
goes from *waits patiently for 15 minutes* to *slaps the living shit out of everyone after stunning them with a flashlight*
>>53054685
this

>>53054422
本当だ。

>>53054059
typical white

>>53054422
Japanese men

>>53054422
Animu, mango, VNs, doujin music, and エロ同人誌
That's pretty much it.

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>>53055151
fuck yeah VNs

>>53055151
>doujin music
Which kind?

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Which one of the typefaces on Real Kana should I learn?
That is to ask, which one is the one you most commonly see people using?

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I can fuck this for 600usd / hour
:)

>>53055285
Anything that strikes my fancy, really. Sakuzyo does some fuckin' great stuff.

http://lastdance.diverse.jp/

>>53055511
1時間600ドルでやった?
どうだった

>>53055361
I don't think it really makes that much of a difference, go with the default one I guess.
I will say though, I think the "Kana Mind" app is better when starting.

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>>53055643
I'll download it
Thanks m80

So Nozomilad is pretending to be busy at work right?
I'm pretty sure his "wife" simply found out about his little hobby here on 4chan and cucked him from the PC

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>>53055767

He's at work earning lots of money so he can buy his family nice things, like gyoza dumplings and household appliances.

>>53055767
Nozomi is a salary man that gets home at 11 PM everyday.

>>53055511
I will pay $20 for 2 minutes.

>>53055901
how would you know
he could be a hug pillow fucking neet for all we know

>>53055562
Just listened to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1iFnJg_J6A
Are all his tracks like this? It's absolutely lovely, holy fuck.

I barely know any artists, but I'm really fond of the Touhou Arranges scene, the jazz ones in particular.

>>53055956
that's some hardcore weeb shit right here

>>53055991
The piano makes me wanna cry. So good.

>>53055956
Not everything is like that, he does some more intense sounding stuff too. But he does quite a lot with a similar sort of feeling to that one.
Are the Touhou jazz arranges you listen to done by the Active NEETs? If so then you should definitely listen to their KanColle orchestra and jazz arranges as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HI7C2U6VY8

>>53056149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d0WMVU_tlo
this makes me wanna cry, fucking brilliant

プライドやコンプレックス捨てましょう
虚栄心や見栄を捨てましょう

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>>53056252

>>53056217
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HI7C2U6VY8
MY MAN! I have that shit in my favorites list!
I listen to a lot of circles, not just this one. DDBY and his Cafe de Touhou series is one of my favorites too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY2M81UAaNg

>>53056252
I really really want to learn the piano.

>>53054806
>HOW CAN SHE DESIGNATED?
yo that's genuinely hilarious my swedish friend

I always liked the rendition of Fugue Minor in Catherine to be senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHuSaKByXf0

>>53056512
Explain

i work/live in korea, on vacation in the states ATM

i frequently did 'visa-runs' to japan, would stay there for about a week every couple months

fuck that country, it's so fucking weird. koreans are not the different from westerners, but japs are like a whole other world that i don't want to be a part of. people seem to have a lack of emotion and empathy, if you go out clubbing/drinking, in most areas 95% of the people actually enjoying themselves are gonna be other foreigners. that japanese are too busy working 65 hours a week and barely making 32k a year in a hella over-priced country

fuck that place, man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrve4jgEBP8

So beautiful...makes me want to cry every time...

>>53056562
Memes mixed with memes to create more potent memes.

>>53056667
why do you need to make visa vists to japan if you live and work in Corea

>>53056708
because my job is not recognized by the immigration office of korea because they haven't updated their immigration laws since like 1965, so even though i'm 21 making like 75k/yr (not english teaching, that's not even 40k), i can't get a visa

so i refresh it by going to japan, lots of people do that but most of them are shitty english teachers who can't get a visa cause they didn't graduate uni

>>53056770
so what do you do?

>i..i can't tell

fuck off

>>53056797
i play video games

happy?

>>53056826
funny

>>53056462
Aw man, that's really nice. I don't really listen to many Touhou arrange songs or albums so I didn't know about these guys. By the way, if you're gonna check out any of Sakuzyo's solo albums I'd say go for the second one, it has some really great songs on there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOT-G9scGl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDjt09BPJhc

>>53056149
Makes me wanna cry. So good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-3_pZcFjow

>>53056881
I like the Jazz version more though.
私もジャズやりたい!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxzBQJQwFd0

this makes we wanna cry, there is no greater song.

>>53056865
Thank you my friend, appreciate it!
I'm gonna pick up some recommendations for you too, just wait a tad bit please.

>>53057025
Is that the national anthem of France?

I always cry when I listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvanwD7glQA

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>tfw watching anime

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I just stumbled across this picture while looking for a funny reaction face.
Back when /soc/ was a completely new board, there was this sense of community I really enjoyed.
It was all so new, so friendly, not this clique-y shit there have going on now.
Camwhores were camwhores, Amazon threads weren't the fake shit they are now, vocaroo threads were fun.
Anyway, I used to post a lot back then and buy QTs random little gifts off of their Amazon wishlists.
There was this one Asian girl from New York I fancied a lot, her name was Wendy Wong or something. She used to post under the moniker of "Artoo" as she had gotten famous posing in an R2D2 bathing suit. Those are her hands. She was very slim and tall. Even though you never got to see her face, I am sure she must have been beautiful.
I bought her a pair of In Ear headphones once and asked for a picture of the cable between her toes in return.
I will have to find it somewhere in the depths of my hard drive.

Als Gregor eines Tages aufwachte stellte er eine seltsame Verhärtung fest.
Onkel: Keine Sorge Gregor es ist ganz natürlich.

>not posting the best type of OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ-4nf5oG0g

>>53057172
>It was all so new, so friendly, not this clique-y shit there have going on now.

That must have been a great 2 or 3 days.

>>53057172
You're a loser

>>53057241
It was like that for half a year maybe.

>>53057172
/soc/ was created because /b/ got spammed with shitty ''rate my face'' ''let's meet up xoxo'' threads all the time

They should've just banned these people, /soc/ brought even more cancer to 4chan

>>53056865
>>53057072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od7l4H1BX9A (This guy isn't famous but he has some really cool stuff is his channel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS6Bo9w9D6Y& (This circle has some more albums in this style, maybe you will like it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyrh9YclT3w& (Shibayan is really famous too, this bossa album is comfy as fuck)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCtmwhLMFXM& (I didn't really checked other tracks by this artists, but I'm putting this here because this channel has a lot of good stuff from a lot of different people).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KjU_RQHXmw& (This one is awesome too)

I have more but that would be overkill I think.

>>53057604
OMG

All that beauteous music

I think I'm gonna cry

>>53057080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9TgKSlBLfc
Finland potato anthem

>>53057223
Is the game good?

>>53057604
>I didn't really checked other tracks by this artists
Damn, I fucked that up pretty bad.

Guys I just listened to the Piano Jazzfunk version of Hare Hare Yukai...I couldn't stop crying, it was too beautiful.

>>53057833
Yeah man, it's tits!

>>53058116
Link it!

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>>53057817
HOLY SHIT GUYS I SPOTTED OBAMA CHECK IT OUT, I ALWAYS KNEW HE LISTENED TO SATANIC METAL MUSIC

>>53057604
Definitely going to have to check out more from those artists, thanks for the heads up, man. I especially like that deadman voyage song. There's just something I love about that audio effect that gives songs a bit of a detached and slightly distorted sort of feeling. Sorry if that explanation was shit but I have no idea if there's any proper word for it.
I'd mention some more circles for you to check out but to be frank most of the other stuff I got is Vocaloid and Utaite shit.

>>53058323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61wFcDBSo_A

so beautiful

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>tfw 9 more hours until it's okay for me to sleep and hopefully fix my sleeping pattern
>tfw i have to leave at 5 everyday starting tomorrow for college
>tfw i have to get home at 6 everyday starting tomorrow because of college

I'm not enjoying this lifestyle, lads.

>>53058375
DUDE YOU SHOULD GO BLACKMAIL HIM RIGHT NOW

>>53058489
Become a NEET like a normal person then?

>>53058116
I know right

I shed tears of joy everytime

>>53058375
wtf dude? not even close lol
black people don't look all the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96nWItQPfiI

>Spain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw0Qim7th1Y

>>53058489
Fuckin' hell, mate. I leave for college at around 8:15 and get home at 4:45, and I have Mondays off every week.

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>>53058479
It's just too much

I can't listen to all of it without crying

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>>53058489
>tfw have to get up at 7:30am tomorrow because my dole appointment is at 9am

When I was 18 I started talking to a 27 year old Korean qt, she stopped talking to me when she realised how old I was.

I was so close to having free accommodation and succ whenever I visited Seoul guys :(

>>53058757
Are you on universal credit or jobseekers?

Has anyone here bought real estate in Japan, and can sum up their experience?

>>53058566
I'd love to, but I can't do that you know?

>>53058662
Do you have to drive too?
The drive for me is the most stressful because the traffic is just so bad.

>>53058757
It's just tomorrow, don't worry family

>>53058811
Did you move to the UK, Germany?

>>53058467
>I love about that audio effect that gives songs a bit of a detached and slightly distorted sort of feeling
Oh yeah, the glitchy one. Yeah, at first you would think that this kind of thing would ruin any song but it actually makes everything much better.

>Vocaloid
The only thing I know that's related to vocaloid is this album series https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQKJBZOHWRQ& and some songs this guy covered: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQShZ2Tnshk (I don't know why but I love this shit).

I'm listening to L'aventale like you recommended earlier and man, simply amazing. This Sakuzyo is really talented.

>>53048952
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3RTc-8J3CU

>>53058870
You can't why? all your STEM degree is going to do is get you a job at burger king.

You can't get government money and live the NEET life?

>>53058870
>Do you have to drive too?
Nah, I take the bus to college every day. Haven't even bothered to get a driver's license yet.

HI

>>53058832
JSA m8, I'm dolescum not some kind of paki

>>53058935
I can get a job as a nurse because of my mum's connections. Plus, if I decide to get a masters for nurse practitioner, I can make more shekels...

>>53058963
You're lucky you don't have to worry about parking. The only reason why I leave early is because my shitty college doesn't even have enough parking spots for the students.

>>53059094
are you gay or a girl?
if girls nurse, please rape me with your toes in my mouth (if kawaii)

>>53059119
I'm a guy, family

>>53059207
faggot

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>>53059094
>I can get a job as a nurse
ok

>>53058928
>Vocaloid
magnet is pretty cool, there are some other songs which i like quite a bit, like these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5b4mRcxreo&ab_channel=HarukaKiku

>>53059231
How about you?

>>53059233
Pretty accurate, actually.

>>53059231
>faggot
says the guy who wants to be raped

>>53059279
>How about you?
He's a faggot as well

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>>53059279

>>53059338
FOOT raped by a nurse with kawaii feet

there is a difference

>>53059275
Nice! The ones with a story behind are always enjoyable.
I just remembered this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMQmTIp6SRk

>>53059362
By how much?

>>53059392
Is that a picture from Netherlands?
It looks too white for it to be a US picture

>>53058928
So you don't ever listen to Vocaloid then? Huh, that's the reason I got into doujin music in the first place. Nowadays the only Vocaloid related music I listened to is covers of songs by utaite though.

>>53059457
shiiit, I fucking love that one, creepy songs are pretty cool
i like these as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU6PL0LH4_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_UNOB4VkQY
last one isnt vocaloid but is pretty cool as well

>>53059504
>By how much?
He's had so much anal sex, he now suffers from anal prolapse. He is that much of a faggot

>>53059504
I don't think so, the Netherlands is more cucked than you might think

>>53059518
Nah,I got into it with the vocaloid arranges, though I don't remember exactly how or when I found the first one.
I had to search what Utaite was, to be honest.
So it's something like this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXX5An5OlIk&

>>53059606
Niiiiice!

>>53059807
>vocaloid arranges,
***Not vocaloid for fuck sake, Touhou goddammit!

>try to type ユースケ with IME
>ユース comes out okay
>ケ comes out as 家

fuck you microsoft

kek

http://japanese.engadget.com/2016/01/01/babypod/

>>53059926
>type ユースケ with IME
>hit F7
>MAGIC

Might want to learn how to use the software first before blaming microsoft

>>53059807
Utaite are basically people that cover Vocaloid songs and upload them on nico nico douga. I've gotten tired of the robotic sound of Vocaloids' voices, but I still like Vocaloid songs and some of their producers so I ended up getting into listening to Utaite. I follow quite a few of them but いかさん is among my favorites, her vocal range is seriously impressive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gJ60WDPaMQ

>>53060198

nice try perkele, F7 brings up my laptop wireless settings

うーっす
普通の人は仕事始めで忙しくしてるんだろうなあ

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>>53060267

Is it cold out in Japan?

>>53060267
Uninstall the pre-installed botnet on your laptop and try again

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I use the Google IME, looks like this without me pressing anything.

>>53060297
>普通の人
じゃ、君は?

>>53060244
I see.

>>53060380
it's not too cold
the news says today is a springlike weather

>>53060541
普通じゃないのは確かだ

>>53060651
サイヤジン発見
いやでも正直、君は何者だ?NEET?

>>53060651
>普通じゃないのは確かだ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
>>53060861
>君は何者だ?NEET?
jeez, that's harsh

>>53059926
ユースケ。

Not that difficult desu senpai

>>53061223

>desu senpai

kill yourself

>>53060861
単なる暇人だよ、ニートみたいなものw

>>53061136
>動画
世の中いろんな人がいるよね

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All right lads, I can't stay awake anymore.

See you tomorrow hopefully.

>>53061482
Later dude

Whew!!

>>53061482
Good night

>>53061409
>世の中いろんな人がいるよね
そう。
そして、4chanには皆は普通だ。
皆はfreakみたいなものだから、freakは普通になる。

>>53061620
そうだな、4chan民はみんな変わりモンだw
「俺はふつうじゃない」なんて言うだけ野暮だったぜ

4chan見ながらゲームでもしようかな(・∀・)

>>53062201
なんのゲームするの?

>>53062411
オフラインでGTAのストーリーでもやるよ
ログインしてみたけどフレが誰もいないわ

>>53061136
>jeez, that's harsh
Why though? I was merely asking.

>>53061409
>単なる暇人だよ
なるほどね、それはいいな。

>Sweden has begun ID controls as part of the government's efforts to limit the number of refugees entering the country.
>Everyone entering Sweden from midnight on Sunday by bus, train or ferry from Denmark will be checked and those lacking valid ID documents will be turned back.
I guess they discovered that they need to function like a normal country?

>>53062769
まあ、私の勘違いかもしれないが、「君は何者だ?」っていうのはちょっと…あれだ…えと、大胆?的なもの?(適当な言葉は見つかれない)。
えと、つまり 「君は何者だ?!?!?」みたいじゃん?だからちょっとharshかも。
よく分からないけどw

>>53063247
>君は何者だ?
大丈夫。4chaみたいな掲示板なら9割方軽い冗談ととらえられると思う(たまに異様に神経質な奴もいるけどね)
確かに他の場所で使うと失礼になるけど、ここなら問題ないよ

>>53063247
ああ、なるほど。
確か、このような印象を与えるかもしれない
書き込んでいた時それは全然気づかなかった。

>>53063797
失礼しました、許してくれ orz

>>53051936
>well, i don't know if i misread it, but his mom went berserk, didn't she?

she really wanted to rock the boat

>>53063919
謝らなくていいよ、マジで全く問題ないからw
むしろ4chanまでリアルと同じ礼儀作法が必要になったらつまんないじゃん(-_-;)

昨日と比べて今日は暑く感じる
俺だけ?異常気象?

>>53047588
Lately have been watching porn of Japs fucking white women. It's pretty hot.

>>53064224
i want to hang myself with my own dick

>>53064056
それでも無意味失敬など必要がないと思う。
君は明らかに立派な人だから俺はもしも君に意地悪と立ち振る舞ったら、それで俺は自分を許して出来なくなる。

>>53063797
>4chaみたいな掲示板なら9割方軽い冗談ととらえられると思う
それはあるが、私たちにはそんなようなことをわかるのは大事だ
なんか、もし私が気付かずに失礼なことを言ったら、誰か訂正して欲しい
まぁ一々訂正しなくてもいいが、外人として、日本語上手くなりたい。
(how the fuck do you say improve in japanese?)

>>53064172
いや、暑いよ。

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京都はもう桜が咲き始めてるww

>>53064530
かわいそうに
春と勘違いしちゃったんだな

Fuck me I couldn't sleep

I'll make the new thread

>>53064356 >>53064393
まずは、お気遣い感謝申し上げますm(__)m
それから、熱意は伝わったよ。日本語がそこまで書けてるのを見れば、その熱意が口だけじゃないことも理解できる
訂正や添削が必要なときは、一言書いてください。多分誰かが訂正してくれると思います(・∀・)
まあ気楽にいこうよ。take it easyだ、友よ!

fap fap fap

How come Japan never takes my ideas for anime?

>tfw no space exploration anime with moe ship avatars and moe aliens
>tfw no slice of life anime about actual prostitutes
>tfw no Poker anime

>>53064911
新スレ
どうぞ

>>53064946
because your silly gaijin ideas don't resonate with nippon neets