/bantz/ - /balt/ + /ausnz/

>>53033630
GET BANT

lads

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>post thread
>come back in 20 minutes
>2 posts
l-lads?

>>53034423
I'm here

>>53034423
Fuck off pagan SCUM
>>53034522
>400+
>0
>0
>+

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>>53034522
>>53034555
By Pērkons, those are some great digits you've got there, lads.

>>53034622
Checked

Now check these

>everyone cries theres no cold in winter
>cold comes
>everyone cries its too cold

>>53034680
It's too hot

>>53034707
Tell us about hotness. We need it.
>tfw you cant download warmth

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>>53034680
Every time.

>>53034768
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SUMMER

>>53034680
>too cold
It's not though

>>53034840
I would download autumn, its a comfiest season

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Peekaboo

>>53035531
I must say, I was quite surprised

KĀRUMS
Ā
R
U
M
S

Doing a wake up and shower, lads.

Did a big poop.

>>53036319
same desu lad

My body is a __________

fill it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L_F1bcgwrg

>>53036604
t*rkmachine

have exam tomorrow. what do?

>>53036604
human toilet?

>>53037157
how often do you think?

>>53037157
Get money for next semester, because you won't pass this one.

>>53036604
cockroach

penis

Wrong answer.

My body is a cage.

>>53036736
Good.

>My body is a cage.

What did he mean by this?

>>53038773

dark, smelly and has a unusually high rate of black males inside

>>53038924
i don't like that at all

>>53035797
SALDĒJUMS
A
L
D
Ē
J
U
M
S

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Just shoveled the snow off my driveway, and now I'm drinking hot tea out of a huge mug.
Everything is incredibly quiet and comfy outside right now, and it just keeps snowing.

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>>53039426
pic related, this is sort of what it looks like outside, except there's more snow and it's covering everything and this is why I love winter

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first for /balk/

>>53039562
tfw never seen snow in real life

>>53039696
all time classic

>>53039696
bulgari cigany

>>53033630
G'day, cunts, get rekt

>>53039710
It's incredible, lad

Good day m8s.

Have you ever had guava?
You should, it's delicious.

>>53039820
dude exotic food lmao

>>53034680
People were simply sad because there was no snow on Christmas. After Christmas everyone would have been fine with warm weather.

>>53039820
Which type?
we've got apple guava, strawberry guava, pineapple guava, cherry guava...

>>53039426
I must've moved a couple metric tons of snow at work today. They say it will continue to snow tonight and tomorrow morning. I can't complain though, the winter was pretty mild so far.
It is indeed very comfy outside.

>>53040059
would like ur mum guava

>>53040059
HOL UP

There's more than one type of guava?

>>53040125
Fuck you and your shitty your mom jokes every 5 fucking posts you fucking little FUCK!

>>53040223
t. zirga guava

>>53040223
do you kiss ur mum with that mouth?

>>53040223
the only fuck here is the one i gave ur mum lmao

>>53040269
do you kiss your mum at all?

>>53040307
I don't know about that anon, but I kiss yours

>>53040307
I'm that anon and I also only kiss yours

>>53040335
good lad, at least someone kisses her

Still awake for some reason

i kiss your wife's son

>>53040415
i kiss your son's wife

>>53040366
you too, i see this livonian solidarity thing is working out good here so i'll go brew some coffee

>>53040415
hello, i'm fbi, where are the childrens bornos

>>53040458
what are you gonna do, rape me?

>>53040092
What town do you work in? I won't rape you, I promise

>>53040564
i'm gonna start off by pretending to rape you because i know that's what you want you dirty little slut
but then, i'm just gonna make you watch me play civ 5 all day

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I am so tired yet I can't sleep

>>53040710
i'm a liar and a thief

>>53040732

Sit and drink pennyroyal tea

>>53040848
i'm anemic royal
teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea

>>53040710
https://youtu.be/SP5BcuLh-5U?t=46

Who watchin AGDQ here

Have the Baltics been affected by the tides of Syrian refugees?

>>53040935

>anemic

Yanks OUT

>>53041063
oh fuck that's embarrassing

Hello nest

>>53041023
Only some games to bring memories of better times

>>53041048
Yeah, it's all I ever read about in the news these days. Getting on my nerves slightly desu

>>53041048
No, they don't want to come, but we will get ~1000 next year (maybe)

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>>53040651
>I won't rape you
why not?

idk what to say guys.
>anxious and socially awkward even on the internet

>>53041339
Tell us about your feelings.

>>53041400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvgLUUN9T9I

>>53041400
W-wil you be gf?

>>53041048
the libtards finally have a straw to grasp for in justification of their unnecessary existence
they get to take a shit on the "average man" who is racist, xeno-, homo- and who knows what else -phobic

>>53041048
The country promised to take in like 700 of them. I don't see the point, they will escape to Sweden and Germany anyway.

>>53041501
>they will escape to Sweden and Germany anyway
That's the best thing that could happen. But what if they start breeding?

>>53041551
Then their children will be equal Europeans just like us :3

>>53041501
exactly the reason i dont understand why people are so butthurt about it

>/bantz/

>>53041551
call me silly, but men can't breed amongst each other can they..

>>53041829
AND SO MANY LIKE THEM
AND SO MANY LIKE THEM
AND SO MANY LIKE THEM
AND SO MANY LIKE THEM
AND SO MANY LIKE THEM

>>53041725
Better safe than sorry

>>53041883
Better sorry than safe, as the liberals would say haha

>>53041829
silly

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>>53041914
That's not funny

>>53041829
silly.

>>53041930
>>53042161
oh boys, stop it, you're killing my sides

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>>53041725
>>53041659
Fucktard liberals detected. European Union has no intention to stop the flow the "refugees" buy fake syrian passports many of them come from turkey which is a perfectly safe nation. They will not integrate enjoy getting cucked you fucktards

Talking to gf and speaking to all the good lads on /bantz/ at 3:30 in the morning, I'm loving life tbqh

>>53042617
post pic

Wearing villased sokid tb.h lads.

>>53040092

I want to turn you into candy and eat you.

>>53043021
Sama kui desu olla.

>>53043021
Lase jalgadel hingata. Jalg on ka inimene.

>>53043021
same here

>>53043021
I am doings of the same

>>53043826
>dubs

>>53043826
>>53044110

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Check 'em

>>53044137
>he still hasn't posted his email

off by onebs

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>>53044137

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HAHA WEW LADS DUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS

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>>53044206
>off by 6

doing a dubs

>>53044252
JUST

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dubs

dubs please

>>53044251
I really, really liked Shirobako.

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in the grim darkness of the far future there is only dubs

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doubles, fly

Double

>>53044386
Save her, she's all yours friend.

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>>53044433

>>53044488
Bravo, Estonia!

>>53044190

Are you snow cleaner bro? If you are, I will start a throwaway mail and post here tomorrow since I gotta go to sleep.

Guys, from my point of view, Estonians are evil.

>>53044544

Dubs of truth

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>>53044544
From everyone's point of view, Turks are cockroaches

>>53044544
Estonians only exist on the metaphysical plains of reality. They're nothing to worry about.

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>>53044433
>>53044433
>>53044488
>>53044488
>>53044544
>>53044544
What can I say? Bravo!
>>53044544
>bro
*pro

>>53044747
HOL UP

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>>53044747

now when it comes to getting bread I got the keys to the bakery

>>53044871
*smacks lips*

@53044912
*embraces mongoloid genes*

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The day of reckoning will soon be among us..

>>53044444

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>>53044252
>>53044281

>>53044488
Bravo, Estonia!

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>>53044544
From a human's point of view, cockroaches are filthy pests.

>>53044912
HOL UP

YOU SAYIN

>>53034680
I read that as cold war. hehe

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Janny has been on the loose lads.
http://munchies.vice.com/articles/mysterious-teen-burglars-are-eating-denvers-hot-pockets-and-netflix

>>53043021
Kannan topelt villaseid sokke, fäm.

>>53045845
ABSOLUUTSELT HULL MEES

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>>53045752
Ayy

>>53045993
Yes.

>>53046223
wew lad

>>53045486
>>53044590

BTFO :D

I am Anakin Skywalker and Kuzukuzu is Obi Wan Kenobi. He will raise me to bring balance to /bantz/.

what happened to 50m get lads

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>>53046223
>>53045993
Well then, I suppose I'll post my own socks that I received as a Christmas gift.

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Roll

>>53047731
ok

renee get

>>53047731
Rollin'
(stones)

>>53047731
rollo

>>53047731
55 get ayyy

>>53047927
>only robbery
I would rob shit for her.
(in reality though, I would probably claim that im going to rob shit, get her pussy atleast once, dont do robbing, keep riding her as long as possible)

>>53047731
waifu get

https://diatonis.bandcamp.com/album/the-convolving-universe

>>53047731
Rolling for Russel.

>>53048065
mein gott, with every post im technically still rolling, so with every explanation of how I would enjoy fucking a pussy, im technically nearing one of those fucked up chances. I need to stop, but I also need to tell you guys what I would do and how I feel, otherwise, who will pay attention to me, if not you guys? WHO?

>>53048445
I also forgot to tell you guys that 65 and 45 are still good pussies, so I am okay.

>>53047731
rolling

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t. anikiberto barbosa

>>53048753
fug

>>53047731
roll

>Everyone laughs at Latvian language
http://lnkgo.alfa.lt/visi-video/aktualai-pratesimas/ziurek-latviai-nauju-gadu-kaps

>>53047731
rroollll

>>53047731
rolling for jullian / lauren / rosario / linda

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>>53048781
t. albertinio di barbarossi

>>53050328
t. i dream of potato barbossa

>>53050328
t. illiterado knightsofsaintjohnbosa

[spoiler]my name[/spoiler]

t. parkour barbossa

>>53050391
>>53050458
f-fucc you guise

>>53047731
roll

>>53047731
Come on 34-36

>>53050647
for (You)

>>53047731
roll

>>53050714
Katana will do

>>53050714
thats not how it works

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>>53050777
Well, thats it for today, im gonna go to bed.

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>>53050777
noice, you've earned an OC

t. duke of /balt+ausnz/

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>>53050777
Can't argue with trips, I guess

>>53047731
rolling

check these digits ->

>>53047731
q

>>53051093
A for effort

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My god, it's full of singles!

>>53051360
my god, id's full of diggs :DD D

btw id rebers to ur mum in dis gase :DD D

>>53047731
roloolo

can i be the resident portuguese guy

>>53052122

sure

>>53051515
>:DD D
More like :Dicks Do Damage

>>53052122
t.Alberto Barbossa

>>53052122
yeah no prob m8

>>53052122
no

>>53052122
t.bh /balt+ausnz/ may have collected too many dedicated foreignposters, there's the edgy turkroach, the maltese guy, the sudanese banter legend, and the well-intentioned sandnigger from the UAE

so from now on, we'll have to enforce serious immigration laws in this general - non-/balt+ausnz/ citizens will be required to create at least one decent piece of /balt+ausnz/-related OC to be accepted

t. duke of /balt+ausnz/

>>53049344
is he speaking latvian?

>>53052122
you can be resident dick sucker

25 cm of snow lads

>>53052767
that's your mums profession

>>53052835
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53052888
oh shit, and he got trips rip L*tvian

>>53034680
To be frank with you, family, I was hoping it would not go below 0 this winter, too bad it didn't come to pass.

>>53052835
Well done desu, senpai

trading (you)'s, giving 2 (you)s for one (you)

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>>53054000
Here's my (You).

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>>53053393
Unexpected cold, just like every other winter.
Unexpected snow, just like every winter.
Nature is so fucking unpredictable, FUCK!

>>53054031
>>53054031
here you go

>>53054081
>Javinia King
No wonder she wants to off herself, I'd kill myself too if I had a name as shit as that

>>53054438
>>53054081
women don't kill themselves, that's just for attention
t. expert

>>53054524
can confirm t. also suicide expert

Kinda cold lads.

>>53054802
unpleasantly cold lad

>>53054829
Let's hold each other?

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>>53047731
rollan

>>53054883
come to florence lad

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>>53054802
kinda

>>53054802
not that cold desu

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>>53055126
How to get a Portuguese gf? TELL ME

>>53055281
be a social media fiend. Gotta have an instagram/facebook/snapchat/twitter and update them regularly with selfies of you and your goons in metrosexual outfits at the club. Also leave lots of likes on other peoples pictures so they can do the same to you. Eventually you'll be swarming in pussy

/balk/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/balt/ /bantz/

>>53054890
>tyler
its a trap!

Lietuvians, please rate my video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMzL6k4VdNU

>>53055566
sudoku self

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>>53055410
Ok, I'm fucked. RIP the dream.

>>53052590

hey that's actually a good idea. All foreigners must make OC. NOW :DDDD

>>53047731
roll

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>>53055631
nepatiko ? :\

>>53047731
*unsheathes katana*

>>53055785
meme/meme

>>53055566
are you a fascistboo

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>>53056121
maybe

>>53055785
It seems we are going to have to hire a witcher to get rid of this parasitic demon.

>>53056364
a lock was enough

fuck my shitty apartment lads
its fucking 14 degrees and the radiator is on full fuck this

>>53056414
>radiator
that sad feel when wood stove

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>>53056496
>open woodfires are illegal in my city
>still use one

>>53056809
ABSOLUUTSELT HULL MEES

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>>53056809

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>>53055785
Bandai prikelti Smetona?

Mis teete, semud?

Morning chaps.

>>53057389
good morning kawasaki

>>53057389
Morning m8

>>53057389
>>53057420
>>53057635
not morning

>>53057420
https://youtu.be/seS2lp7WFbU

>>53057420
I was born very near Kawasaki, but in Tokyo.

>>53057678
How do you even find this shit?

>>53057805
Good to know Hiroki.

>>53058097
Where were you born?

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>when the amino acid profile of your breakfast on point

>>53058162
what was for brekky lad?

>>53058132
I was born in Lithuania, in the hospital. At least I think so. Cant remember much from that time

>>53058050
youtube

>>53058237
an orange

>>53058456
a singular (1) (one) orange?

>>53057337
Vaatan filmi, söön pudingut, joon teed.

>>53058304
My father was born in a shed.

>>53058551
Like baby Jesus?

>>53058551
that's unsanitary

>>53058551
Were your grandparents a homeless?

>>53058589
Well, my father is real.

>>53058593
Yes, there was a snow storm and they couldn't get to the hospital. So they stopped half-way, and chose a random shed by the street to give birth.

>>53058777
No, they were quite well-off peasants actually. The soviets took all the gold medals and stuff, though.

I am bantering

>>53058777
>>53059055
Also checked.

>>53059067
Now check mine

>>53059095
You mean these?

>>53059095
Pathetic singles, as expected of an American.

>>53059200
Very nice.

>>53059357
Mediocre

>>53059424
Witness these.

>>53058482
correct

drinking some milk

ate so much im panting
again

> The australian anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rErvPnd-2E

Wtf is that?

>>53060854
GIRT BY SEA

>>53060905
why don't you have an abo verse yet?

>>53061064
There are so many rich and fully featured aboriginal languages. To pick just one would be showing favouritism to a certain group of aboriginals above the rest.

>>53061199
don't you want to start a race war between the abos? That would be pretty funny to watch/

>>53060715
Must have been some orgasmic food then.

>>53061346
Well if you put it that way...

>>53061459
i just love getting stuffed

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>>53061627
L-lewd.

>>53061627
pls be in Tallinn

>>53061790
pls be in Wales

>>53061860
pls be in Hell

>>53061860
why would I be in Wales?

>>53061880
pls be in South Wales

>>53062028
the new one?

Explain this to me balt fags

>>53061934

>>53062127
please..

>>53062028
that's Australia

>>53062180
it's a meme you dip

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PUKANA!!
BLEH!!

>>53063728
>PUKANA!!

BLEH!!

>>53063777
Checking my own trips since everybody is asleep.

>>53063728
gizza dollar gunt :DDDD

my ribs

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>>53040196
Do you guys mean the guava as in just the fruit or some type of jam spread?

>>53065461
one ouds gunt :DDD

>>53066204
nah gunt dads in the mogrel mobb :DD
hell fug you ub :-DDD XD

so whats the idea here?

>>53066516
This is an anonymous image board, the board you're currently in is dedicated to the discussion of other countries and cultures.

>>53066555
doesn't sound like a very good idea to me

>>53066555
>Region empty, no flag yet or you did not set., New Zealand

>>53066597
Gnight, lad

>>53066597
We only have 2 places with regional flags, I just like seeing the other flags.

>>53066630
It's a pain aye

Just woke up lads.

need some aussies in here


http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad


http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad

>>53066769
maybe i should get to sleep?

>>53067065
Maybe you should, lad.

tfw the australians are being mean in /brit/

>>53067203
FOY

Sorry for being plain retarded but how does one enable regional flags?

>>53067224
very mean post

A reminder to any of the aussies or kiwis who unironically post with these autistic subhuman baltic twats
You are literally yank tier to me.
Kill yourselves.

>>53067379

/brit/posters can't call anyone else autistic

>>53067458
Were autistic but balts are turbo autists

>>53067379
>Muhammad calling anyone a subhuman
Kek.

>>53067500

cara

>>53067510
2bh

>>53067504
Stop stealing our quality posters, we're getting flooded with yanks because we dont have kiwis or aussies to bully them out anymore.

>>53067544
baltics are cooler 8)

>>53067797
>>53067797
>>53067797

heyy hw ru? xx
(new thread)