/brit/

MY HATRED BURNS IN THE CAVERNOUS DEEP

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>>53023762
fuck you

>>53023736
ummm... lol ok

no anime or kpop or canadians allowed

when she succ

sometimes i put a few slices of ham between two slices of bread
we call it a ham sandwich
its pretty crazy

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no yanks allowed

>>53023812
SHE HYUCC

>>53023781
That is too fucking much

doing a poo

>yanks

>>53023791
>>>/r/eddit

>>53023762
KEK

>>53023817
Fuck off

Literal cancer of /brit/

>>53023827
>>53023817
>>53023812
>>53023830
get out

>>53023813
fuck off murderer

>>53023845
all me

>>53023762
Holy Jesus its raisins on fucking peanut butter.
I'd do it. Fuck it. I've had raw oysters I can do this.

yanks?
no! *spanks*

>>53023792
w o w

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MY NAME IS VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN AND MY EXPERIMENT HAS ENDED IN ABOMINATION

autobahn

>>53023817
fuck off weeb

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>>53023841
'no'

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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>53023856
>*spanks*
o-oh!

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Guys, Rikaposting is scaring me.

>>53023866
christ
i got a pot of this as a joke for christmas
i tried it on crumpets and was just about sick
it was only bearable smeared on chocolate biscuits

>>53023827
>i'm not a yank
stop this gimmick

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What the fuck

they're everywhere

Girls pee-pee when they see me

>>53023873
THE DOG'S SHAT ON THE FLOOR AGAIN SHARON

>>53023871
>>53023817
tfw no asian gf also rude

>>53023909
I'm immune.

jesus murphy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnhwTYh6bgg

>>53023762
Stop making threads you tit

>>53023909
Reminder that yank spray is just compressed gas from thainonce's nonce rectum

>BBC News constantly re-running videos of this little spacker kid winning a spacker race

raging

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>>53023896
You ever tried a Fool's Gold Loaf?

Peanut butter, jelly, and bacon. It's gotta be in a hollow loaf, no slices

>>53023856
cheeky ;)

>>53023925
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imKh_TKqHt4

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Back at work tomorrow.

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>>53023909
Feels good to be the undisputed king of the Earth and also the Moon.

dyou reckon hiro would be receptive to a full on ban on yanks from making posts in threads with /brit/ subjects
really sick and tired of their awful posts

>>53023971
get out /bleep/

>>53023896
its far too sweet
though I've made deserts before (two cookies with some of that in between) and it turned out well.

not a huge sweets fan in general though, prefer my salty foods

>>53023866
once i was at my mate's house blazed and we ate this

it was alright i guess. 6/10.

>>53023925
literal fucking trash

Who's the Tim & Eric of /brit/ lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGzFe2vZbuo

>>53023977
don't forget to mention something about guns now will you

>>53024005
what the tim and eric youtube clip called where they have pete the twitter guy?

>>53023961
'no'
Bet it tastes like a glorious heart attack. Bacon though? Come on.
Cannot unconsider

>>53024006
We also nuked japan twice and have the largest economy in the world

>>53024006
I'd lend you some, but you'd probably throw them away.

>>53024005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA

ww.4chan..com/brit/53023925
>open link
>beepity boop bops
>hide post

whats the tim and epic youtube clip called where they summarily execute the american

anyone seen h8ful eight yet? reports?

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>when a yank responds to you

reminder that canada is infact not a real country
north: uninhabitable frozen shithole also the western isles of greenland
south: literally all yanks on the border

@53024053
i see what you're trying to do

>>53024069
rasheed

>>53024026
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE

I LOVE THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH

just killed myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZy1f0Tl7OM
sampha's pretty good ngl

WILLY WILL
FANNY CAN

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>non-Americans will never the glorious stinking feeling of eating some good cheese

Lol, get your noses and stomachs and hands away fromMy cheese then, if you are lactose intolerant, because this is the stinky heavy stuff that will make any cheese lover happy

>>53024119

Go away

>West Midlands
>the county containing Birmingham
>the UK city with the highest concentration of pakis

>looking at my town on google maps
>find mormons

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.9889023,-1.497446,3a,22.3y,335.75h,75.2t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s7RGA-fhCG_mvWKHZxSujOg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

>American "cheese"
>American """beer"""
>American """""liquor"""""

>>53024119
hey bud try not to derail the thread too much

>American"s"

>>53024026
Nice Americans are nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEEx3oUuiII

>>53024069
>uninhabitable
4U
its quite lovely

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What's for breakfast today lads

>>53024026
So this why Americans don't like public transport

>>53024159
tell me about the river

>>53024204
broiled yank foreskins

>>53024178
literally my grandpa

>>53024204
Cheese roule and crackers

>>53024154
think you will find that is bradford m8

>>53024204
I would say wtf but, considering I'm drinking Kronenberg and vodka I won't judge.
Good on you for having a solid meal.

lads how come i use to pretty much not have a monobrow but a while back i plucekd what little hairs i had between them before a date and now it looks like there are more of them?

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>>53024178
post more skits like this :D

cold out

>>53024204
half frosties for wankers half chocolate shreddies and a coffee

will have fruit befor lunch

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wish I had this in my tummy right now

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Pakistan#United_Kingdom

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Yes you in the red jumper

>>53024345
>spaghetti sandwich
my man

>>53024244
That would be a based Grandad.
Idk if that sketch was ever a piss take of Americans. Says more about London and ninjas.
Americans are really decent people though. Good hearted trusting honest folk.

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>>53024345
pulled pork and cole slaw sandwich desu

>>53024354
national eroin service for everyone but the bigoted bankers

>>53024393
Why do British people talk like that

>>53024351
haha
they missed small heath 2bh

nodded off then
what did I miss?

https://youtu.be/QIGrs8iTXbs?t=40s

>>53024412
Why do Americans talk without accents?
Literally fucked off not knowing the nationality of a cunt until he admits to being from that country.
So frustrating.

>>53024405
fuck off murderer

>>53024490
We do

Also, it's called proper pronunciation my friend

>>53024462
honestly at a loss as to whether this kid is being ironic or not

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How do I fix!!!!!?>>53024315

my hair is black but I have random red hairs in my facial hair. I haven't shaved in a few days and I just noticed this

what the fuck

>>53024547
My dad has jet black hair and my mum is ginger.

I have light brown hair with strands of blonde and auburn through it.

Don't think it's uncommon

>>53024525
I must say, the lack of proper pronunciation is addicting.
I almost see some normalcy in it.

>>53024589
>>53024547
>dad has jet black hair
>mum is blonde

>i have light brown hair with ginger facial hair

JUST

I. ThI. Nk I. Am goI. Ng to head I. Nto the kI. Tchen to make some breakfast

I drank out of a bubbler for the first time in years after being terrified of getting sick, and whattya know. I caught a cold

>>53024599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7MC8Lw5e9Q

>>53024697
excellent post

>>53024698
whats a bubbler

almost finished The Master

actual trash

here's 40 shillings on the drum

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>>53024716
these

>>53024725
the ending will make you cream your jeans lads, keep going

in fact lads
somethings been troubling me for the past few hours
ive been munching away at these walnut halves for the past couple of days with the assumption that they would make my bowel movements flow exceedingly well
but i did a poo earlier and it was the most sordid scatological affair ive ever been through and my arse still hurts
does the protein in the nuts outweigh the fibre with regards to stool quality
must i seek an alternative source of nutrients

>>53024739
You mean a water fountain

Nobody calls it a bubbler outside a 3 street radius of where you live

>>53024739
that's a water fountain actually

>>53024683
Thankfully my facial hair is black

>>53024725
felt that way about the Ides of March (2011) last night

>>53024749
you need a steady intake of fibre over a few days or it don't help

making an arrangement

>>53024749
seek no more
*unzips dick*

>>53024752
brilliant post

>>53024752
rude

arranging a make

>>53024771
>ryan gosling
>george clooney

should've been alright

i swear to god if my mum's brought her new boyfriend home with her i'm going to silently retreat into my room and not come out until he's gone

>>53024803
was a literal soap opera

i just want to visit america

i just want to visit some random town and just walk around, walk around all day, speak to the people, eat somewhere, do something

Blond and a red beard. My eyebrows are blond too. What do I do? I feel inferior. If only I was shorter I'd fit in. fml

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More or less finished six episodes of my sitcom now.

Just having to figure out which order I should put the episodes in.

>>53024749
I poop about 5 times a day

My secret is I eat a lot of fruit

>>53024844
get a job and save money for a few months and you can do that in the uk or really anywhere in europe with the added bonus of staying far away from yanks and not having to fuck with visas and massive plane fares and bears and the awful food and the nonalcoholic beer and the horrid 500 degree weather

>>53024816
make sure they walk in on you having a wank

>>53024875
i just want to walk around a random suburb at 4 in the morning

>>53024865
Wow, which network is paying you for them?

I don't even pee anymore
all my bodily waste has been concentrated into one large poop taken at 3:45 pm every single day.

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>>53024844
You can come to my town bud. I'll show ya around and we can go hiking and go to the UP and take some kayaks around the pictured rocks. I don't have any friends to be honest

>>53024903
Evolution in motion, ladies and gentlemen

>>53024844
In my town it's impossible to walk anywhere


I hope you mean cities like Chicago or NYC, even then, I promise you it's the exact same as London

If you want something different, come here for the nature I guess or the festivals maybe

>>53024903
Stillsuit masterrace.

>>53024906
>we can go hiking
Fuck, was looking at the PCT and it just killed me when I realised you had to save up a ton then quit your job just to walk a bit

>>53024894
then wait 20 hours and step outside your front door?
places arent magically better by being far away, american suburbs would be if anythign worse with all the identical street grids and massive plywood mansions and roving minority gangs and getting shot

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>>53024897
None yet. Still in talks with a production company and the BBC have said they're interested if I can clean it up, I'm not going to clean it up though

>>53024926

London is whiter than Chicago and New York

>>53024971
can i be an executive producer

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>>53024946
if you're fat, it's worth the investment

>>53024948

don't forget our packs of roving feral dogs and police swat teams

>>53024946
try WWOOF

I would highly recommend coming to a place in the Midwest, like Wisconsin or Minnesota in a comfy small town. Or even anywhere in New England. Vermont is very comfy and anyone you work/stay with will be more than welcoming. I WWOOF'd in Sweden a few months ago, but now I'm actually thinking about doing it around the States. Maybe we can do it together

>>53024816
god doesn't exist

>>53024971

can i be director

>>53024971
So you're doing it....for free?

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Bought the pouch

$23 for the draconian plain packaging

>>53024995

>our packs of roving feral dogs

That's not a nice way to describe your women.

>>53024996
not him but i was once considering wwoofing in denmark when i dropped out of school and had no clue what i was going to do with my life
was it a good experience or more just a means to free accommodation

>>53024976
Been to NYC and London. I promise you, NYC is whiter

>>53024844
Just watch The Straight Story. Visit some mid west bar and realise it really is all corn fields and nothing.
t. one who did.

>>53024994
from a cute chubby person to a generic hipster interesting

>>53025031
it was the most rewarding 3 months of my life. I met so many great people and learned so much.

>paying for lung cancer
couldnt make this shit up

>>53023896
yeah a friend of mine bought me back a jar of it when he went there.

i had it once and put it in the bin 2bh.

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>>53024988
If you can front the cash you can be anything you want.

>>53025006
Planning to talk them into letting me direct and star in it à la Gervais so I can get maximum shekels

>>53025008
Writing it for free... selling it for cash.

>>53025023
m8 if you're going to get JPS at least get blue

gold is unsmokeable

>>53025065
all this scheme crap is for normies

>le meet new people xD le grate exparenices! xdD1

I was going to respect my boundaries but not anymore thanks to >>53024972

>>53025038
Fucking hipsters.

>>53024906
This was a lovely post and picture
Made me stop and reflect on my anti yank posting
You're alright I suppose mate x

>>53025077
Steve Irwin dead

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>cutting sugar out of my diet for new years to lose weight
>going through withdrawals

>>53025103
delete this

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>mfw no new years resolution

>>53025118
I'd like to say it'll pass, but it won't.
I cut out shitty food for about 8 months but I still went crawling back to it.

Work out why your diet is shit, or it's all a wasted effort.

>>53025086
alright man. Enjoy being a robot forever. Stop being so cynical and realize there's more to life than 4chan

>>53025032

>NYC is 23% white
>London is 71%

Uh huh

>>53025118
Losing weight is easy once you understand the secrets and methods 2bh


Ask me anything
What are your stats


Step 1) start right now. Don't start tomorrow. Put down that jelly donut right now and walk away

>>53025173
in america hispanics count as white in their statistics so its probably more like 15%

>>53025103
Just because one stingray went rogue does not mean all stingrays should be treated unfairly. I will swim with any stingray just to prove they have no ill intentions to humans, if I have to.

>>53025170

Not him, not even a robot but wwoofing sounds shit, would rather save up and be able to live in a country for a few months without working than do that slavery shit.

>>53025200

So do Arabs so it's probably more like -8%

>losing weight

literally a fucking gimmick
I'm 53kg and have been this weight since a teenager

if you're fat then you're literally an uncontrollable abhorrent fucking mess of a human

the holocaust never happened

>>53025224
S Y D N E Y

>>53025231
Yes it did

>>53025173
NYC population is 23 million
London is 13 million

Uh huh

>>53025224
t. 1 pack of ramen and 3 biscuits a day

>>53025200

And arabs.

>>53025224
B R I S B A N E
R
I
S
B
A
N
E

>>53025166
Feels bad

>>53025191
I'm 5'9 210 pounds, I got really fat this year from drinking like 4 cups of tea with 3 sugars, loads of biscuits and sitting around all day everyday since I lost my job in february.

>>53025243
So not only do you have a significantly higher percentage of non-whites, but you have numerically more too?

>>53025231
did too

>>53025243
>NYC 23 million

No fucking way

>>53025191
>Jelly Donut
Fuck off Yank.

ive got a six pack but im hungry all the time
nobody cares that i have a six pack too

>>53025218
obviously if you don't enjoy working and learning new things concerning sustainable living, farming etc you're not going to enjoy it. But as someone who enjoys putting in the work and seeing the fruits of my labor, it was incredibly rewarding. Knowing I planted tree's that'll be providing apples, pears, etc for people for years to come is a good feeling. Not to mention all the friends I made (we all lived in a house together and sort of became a big family).

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>>53025032
Lad, don't go there.

Saw a picture of food on /pol/ and got hungry so i went and got subway

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>>53025284

>>53025243

NYC population is 8.406 million
Londons population is 8.539 million

Where are you getting your information from?

>>53025084
even a little girl

>>53025243
wat

the population of NY as a state is not even 20 million

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>>53025288
Tokyo is 38 million

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>>53025032

committing a cirme

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What Chinese people think of Europe,

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>>53025312
>Birmingham
>London
>50%+ white

>>53025243
please stop posting

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>ywn be awake at 3:30 on a sunday morning talking about how a city in your country is whiter than a city in another country

>>53025306

I can easily get an allotment, get the same "see the fruits of my labour" experience and the stuff I grow is actually mine. I also have a large group of friends already and it didn't take me being a slave to get them.

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>>53025312
nice cherry picked data

>>53025288

23 mil if you account for suburbs, 20 mil if you count city proper. It has a higher GDP than Australia.

:^)

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Sick burn

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>>53025351
If you look cute in a skirt I'll treat you like a little girl :3

achieving a poo

>>53025381

I can understand if an American believes memes but a brit?

>>53025389
Living the dream

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watching a fighter jet formation over Baghdad

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>>53025416

>>53025381
It is old data, as old as /pol/ but younger than /new/

>>53025415

>23 million if you cound the suburbs
>population of the state of new york is 19 million

What

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>>53025416

i'd like to remind everyone here that brisbane is 100% white because we kill brown people on sight here

>>53025381
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_London
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Birmingham
Lad.......

>>53025032
If by NYC you mean exclusively the wealthy parts

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>>53025376
Chinese names for European countries translated to English

>>53025424
When you grow up in a rather decent borough of London surrounded by niggers & pakis, go to school where there's 3-4 white people of a class of 35 you tend to grow a rather pessimistic view on these census figures.

Been watching lots of 3d movies lately. Feels good getting out of my comfort zone. Theres some really good 3d movies out there

I watched 2 called National treasure and national treasure: book of secrets. These are action packed thrillers and i reccomend everybody see them

>>53025482
camden la?

just found out my mum's new bf is a jew

going to bring up the fact that the holocaust didn't happen when i meet him to try and scare him off from putting his circumcised jew cock in my mother

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>>53025504
>Camden
>decent
I was a short bus journey away from it though la

>>53025462

party of nyc is in new jersey

>>53025490
fuck up cunt

>>53025520
Good lad. You should never let a merchant get the upper hand on you like that

>>53025524
highgate?

>>53025482

Yeah who knew opinions were different from facts.

>>53025396
you're totally misunderstanding what wwoofing is. It isn't slave labor, or anything even close to the sort. There's a mutual respect between the host and the volunteer, and you're free to leave whenever you want. The work isn't even all that hard, and it's even easier when you're working with other volunteers. AND most of the time the hosts are working as well. I suppose there are probably some farms who abuse the organization but most hosts are genuinely great people. The place I worked at for 3 months gave us a house to live in, access to a gym, office space, and gave us money every weekend for groceries. And our "boss" was barely older than most of us and the whole thing was just really relaxed. We got our work for the morning at 7, we'd go off and start work, taking breaks if necessary (they weren't), lunch at 12, get another assignment until 4 pm and then the rest of the day+weekend is free.

>>53025550
Look at this tough guy

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>>53025552
UCS junior mandem represent

>>53025409
You have a pie chart.
Good for you.
That cherry picked data was 2011. Sure it should be updated but I suspect the data hasn't varied that much that we might require a new one.
Might not be in your favour.

How come everyone is up so early?

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>>53025032
The "I can tell you about your country because I went there once" meme

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What happened to Lisicki's Lover?

finished The Master

possibly the worst film I have seen since I was 12

>>53025632
Watch national treasure

>>53025588
know someone who went there

proper posh

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>>53025618
the session ended

my gfs son just found out i'm jewish

how do i spread the good word to him

having a look

btw, can i get some feedback on this "X-ing a Y" gimmick? I've heard you guys like it apparently but I'm not sure why you would tbqh

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anime

>>53025680
give him money

>the year is 2045
>China just created their second permanent Martian bass
>Russia just set up their fifth moon base
>Japan just created its new clone army
>South Korea now has robots do all the work for them
>The UK and the rest of Europe meanwhile has not landed on the moon yet
>Because they are still trying to take care of their "refugee crisis" and trying to decide what's racist and what's not

>>53025680
Tell him the holocaust happened

This is a good post for /r/China[1] . It's their place to sit and compare. To wonder why with 1.357 billion minds they haven't advanced the way Western civilization has. Is it all based in Greek philosophy? Why is our side of the world with such a small percent of the population responsible for harnessing electricity, discovering black holes, creating quantum mechanics, modern medicine, aviation, space travel, computers, the internet, magnetic resonance imaging, moving pictures. I choose not to continue. What has China invented in the last 1000 years.
An overcrowded and uninnovative China, adrift in a modern world (our modern world), bullied by Western Powers, is what dominates China's historical memory and national identity. So Fuck Off. Nobody gives a shit what China thinks of anyone.

>>53025632
Watch The Martian
So impressed with a proper SF flick.
Gravity was a rubbish film.

>>53025710
nice face and chebs 2bh

Karen dates pakis and other asian men HAHAHAHA fucking cucks

>>53025727
already watched it in the cinema

>>53025731
>nice face
okay

U know what movie i really like? National treasure

>>53025727
why did they treat the gravity slingshot as such an innovative/never thought of idea?

i've been doing that shit on kerbal space program for yonks. i literally said they could sling shot back before it was even proposed in the movie.

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>>53025796
VOLUNTARY CUSTODIANS GET HIM

>>53025763
Confirmed not /tv/ cunt
Flick film it does nothing.

did you see that ludicrous display last night?

>>53025773
it is nice and qt tbqh la

7 foot 2 inches here, weighing in at 5 stone

>>53025796
>tfw no qt small bob gf

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>>53025708
>white children a minority despite counting literal africans as white
>black president once
>black president twice
>highest murder rate in the developed world
>blue eyes a minority

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need a tights gf

should really hit the hay but my sleep schedule is right fucked lads

>>53025907

no one cares yank

>>53025888

ITS FUCKING FOLLOWING ME

THE EXACT YEAR I TURN 65 I WILL BECOME A MINORITY

JUST FUCKING KEK MY SHIT UP AND KILL ME

is the janitorial selection process gruelling lads?

the sas recruits have to ruin brecon beacon. what do janitorial recruits have to do?

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need a qt

>>53025926
no one cares yank

>>53025926
i care

>>53025781
>why did they treat the gravity slingshot as such an innovative/never thought of idea?
The theory was there but the execution could have fucked it up. Talking about weeks and months I suppose. It was outlandish because it's fiction. I did enjoy it. So fuck you.
My suspension of disbelief was not stretched too much.

>>53025932
Just blow your head off the day you're supposed to collect your pension

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need a reading gf

>>53025796
>dem nips

She has a kid

>>53025976
that body really
really

turns me on

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>gender free passport
they avin a laugh?

Ive never kissed a girl

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>>53025948

while i don't have a choon to post right now, i want you all to know that for future reference, i attach my ego to things i like. so when i do post a choon i expect you to say so if you like it and to fuck off if you don't

cheers in advance

>>53026024
m-me too. I'm terrified I'm going to be terrible at it whenever a girl decides she isn't repulsed by me

>>53025971
i'm just saying they wasted like 15 - 20 minutes on some stupid side arc with donald glover meme lord to suggest a solution that is actually very well known in terms of maximising the efficiency of space travel.

>>53026043
here's a good chune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbXAmS8uLZQ

Which British owned Caribbean nation is the best to visit?

>>53026075
is it benis?

>>53026075
>dat pic of her topless in jeans
WEW

Idk man, something about her

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I bost cutie :D

need to sort my life out

>>53026079
your shitty normiecore rave music holds no appeal to me, sorry m8

>>53026029
VERY cute

>>53025948
I collected those knicker ribbons when I was 19. Granted, it was from 3 grills only and they got fucked off I was ruining their knickers. I remember what a girl looked like when she creamed herself under tights. Frothy vagina wetness. I can still smell it now.

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need a swimsuit gf

>>53026102
dunno

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>>53026137
>that bulge

would unironically not be able to handle a gf who wasn't a hipster

/brit/ which one would you choose?

>looking like Dave Cameron and have mad power and money

or

>looking like Pierce Brosnan but have lower money and power

>>53026139
how about this classic Detroit joint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMbK631xevU

>>53026170
>>53026170
>>53026170

>>53026065
Same
If it ever happens i wont know what to do hahahahahaha kill me

>>53026180
>not even autosaging

Way too early

>>53025710
you know what the best part about this image is? i reverse image searched it and it turns out she's done hardcore porn which i can wank to later