MY NAME IS VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN AND MY EXPERIMENT HAS ENDED IN ABOMINATION
You ever tried a Fool's Gold Loaf?
Peanut butter, jelly, and bacon. It's gotta be in a hollow loaf, no slices
Feels good to be the undisputed king of the Earth and also the Moon.
>non-Americans will never the glorious stinking feeling of eating some good cheese
Lol, get your noses and stomachs and hands away fromMy cheese then, if you are lactose intolerant, because this is the stinky heavy stuff that will make any cheese lover happy
>looking at my town on google maps
post more skits like this :D
That would be a based Grandad.
Idk if that sketch was ever a piss take of Americans. Says more about London and ninjas.
Americans are really decent people though. Good hearted trusting honest folk.
pulled pork and cole slaw sandwich desu
in fact lads
somethings been troubling me for the past few hours
ive been munching away at these walnut halves for the past couple of days with the assumption that they would make my bowel movements flow exceedingly well
but i did a poo earlier and it was the most sordid scatological affair ive ever been through and my arse still hurts
does the protein in the nuts outweigh the fibre with regards to stool quality
must i seek an alternative source of nutrients
More or less finished six episodes of my sitcom now.
Just having to figure out which order I should put the episodes in.
get a job and save money for a few months and you can do that in the uk or really anywhere in europe with the added bonus of staying far away from yanks and not having to fuck with visas and massive plane fares and bears and the awful food and the nonalcoholic beer and the horrid 500 degree weather
You can come to my town bud. I'll show ya around and we can go hiking and go to the UP and take some kayaks around the pictured rocks. I don't have any friends to be honest
In my town it's impossible to walk anywhere
I hope you mean cities like Chicago or NYC, even then, I promise you it's the exact same as London
If you want something different, come here for the nature I guess or the festivals maybe
then wait 20 hours and step outside your front door?
places arent magically better by being far away, american suburbs would be if anythign worse with all the identical street grids and massive plywood mansions and roving minority gangs and getting shot
None yet. Still in talks with a production company and the BBC have said they're interested if I can clean it up, I'm not going to clean it up though
I would highly recommend coming to a place in the Midwest, like Wisconsin or Minnesota in a comfy small town. Or even anywhere in New England. Vermont is very comfy and anyone you work/stay with will be more than welcoming. I WWOOF'd in Sweden a few months ago, but now I'm actually thinking about doing it around the States. Maybe we can do it together
Bought the pouch
$23 for the draconian plain packaging
not him but i was once considering wwoofing in denmark when i dropped out of school and had no clue what i was going to do with my life
was it a good experience or more just a means to free accommodation
If you can front the cash you can be anything you want.
Planning to talk them into letting me direct and star in it à la Gervais so I can get maximum shekels
Writing it for free... selling it for cash.
>cutting sugar out of my diet for new years to lose weight
>going through withdrawals
I'd like to say it'll pass, but it won't.
I cut out shitty food for about 8 months but I still went crawling back to it.
Work out why your diet is shit, or it's all a wasted effort.
Losing weight is easy once you understand the secrets and methods 2bh
Ask me anything
What are your stats
Step 1) start right now. Don't start tomorrow. Put down that jelly donut right now and walk away
Just because one stingray went rogue does not mean all stingrays should be treated unfairly. I will swim with any stingray just to prove they have no ill intentions to humans, if I have to.
I'm 5'9 210 pounds, I got really fat this year from drinking like 4 cups of tea with 3 sugars, loads of biscuits and sitting around all day everyday since I lost my job in february.
obviously if you don't enjoy working and learning new things concerning sustainable living, farming etc you're not going to enjoy it. But as someone who enjoys putting in the work and seeing the fruits of my labor, it was incredibly rewarding. Knowing I planted tree's that'll be providing apples, pears, etc for people for years to come is a good feeling. Not to mention all the friends I made (we all lived in a house together and sort of became a big family).
>ywn be awake at 3:30 on a sunday morning talking about how a city in your country is whiter than a city in another country
I can easily get an allotment, get the same "see the fruits of my labour" experience and the stuff I grow is actually mine. I also have a large group of friends already and it didn't take me being a slave to get them.
If you look cute in a skirt I'll treat you like a little girl :3
Chinese names for European countries translated to English
When you grow up in a rather decent borough of London surrounded by niggers & pakis, go to school where there's 3-4 white people of a class of 35 you tend to grow a rather pessimistic view on these census figures.
Been watching lots of 3d movies lately. Feels good getting out of my comfort zone. Theres some really good 3d movies out there
I watched 2 called National treasure and national treasure: book of secrets. These are action packed thrillers and i reccomend everybody see them
just found out my mum's new bf is a jew
going to bring up the fact that the holocaust didn't happen when i meet him to try and scare him off from putting his circumcised jew cock in my mother
I was a short bus journey away from it though la
you're totally misunderstanding what wwoofing is. It isn't slave labor, or anything even close to the sort. There's a mutual respect between the host and the volunteer, and you're free to leave whenever you want. The work isn't even all that hard, and it's even easier when you're working with other volunteers. AND most of the time the hosts are working as well. I suppose there are probably some farms who abuse the organization but most hosts are genuinely great people. The place I worked at for 3 months gave us a house to live in, access to a gym, office space, and gave us money every weekend for groceries. And our "boss" was barely older than most of us and the whole thing was just really relaxed. We got our work for the morning at 7, we'd go off and start work, taking breaks if necessary (they weren't), lunch at 12, get another assignment until 4 pm and then the rest of the day+weekend is free.
You have a pie chart.
Good for you.
That cherry picked data was 2011. Sure it should be updated but I suspect the data hasn't varied that much that we might require a new one.
Might not be in your favour.
The "I can tell you about your country because I went there once" meme
>the year is 2045
>China just created their second permanent Martian bass
>Russia just set up their fifth moon base
>Japan just created its new clone army
>South Korea now has robots do all the work for them
>The UK and the rest of Europe meanwhile has not landed on the moon yet
>Because they are still trying to take care of their "refugee crisis" and trying to decide what's racist and what's not
This is a good post for /r/China . It's their place to sit and compare. To wonder why with 1.357 billion minds they haven't advanced the way Western civilization has. Is it all based in Greek philosophy? Why is our side of the world with such a small percent of the population responsible for harnessing electricity, discovering black holes, creating quantum mechanics, modern medicine, aviation, space travel, computers, the internet, magnetic resonance imaging, moving pictures. I choose not to continue. What has China invented in the last 1000 years.
An overcrowded and uninnovative China, adrift in a modern world (our modern world), bullied by Western Powers, is what dominates China's historical memory and national identity. So Fuck Off. Nobody gives a shit what China thinks of anyone.
why did they treat the gravity slingshot as such an innovative/never thought of idea?
i've been doing that shit on kerbal space program for yonks. i literally said they could sling shot back before it was even proposed in the movie.
>white children a minority despite counting literal africans as white
>black president once
>black president twice
>highest murder rate in the developed world
>blue eyes a minority
>why did they treat the gravity slingshot as such an innovative/never thought of idea?
The theory was there but the execution could have fucked it up. Talking about weeks and months I suppose. It was outlandish because it's fiction. I did enjoy it. So fuck you.
My suspension of disbelief was not stretched too much.
while i don't have a choon to post right now, i want you all to know that for future reference, i attach my ego to things i like. so when i do post a choon i expect you to say so if you like it and to fuck off if you don't
cheers in advance
i'm just saying they wasted like 15 - 20 minutes on some stupid side arc with donald glover meme lord to suggest a solution that is actually very well known in terms of maximising the efficiency of space travel.
I collected those knicker ribbons when I was 19. Granted, it was from 3 grills only and they got fucked off I was ruining their knickers. I remember what a girl looked like when she creamed herself under tights. Frothy vagina wetness. I can still smell it now.