/brit/

1st for fuck the custodian

Fuck off canadian posters

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>>53026170
who literally not be able to handle a club gf

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SHAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>53026203
canada mentioned

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tfw no slav gf who's kind of a bully but is nice to you and threatens to kill any girl who talks to you

doing a see

Can girls smell virginity?

>>53026231
what is the point of this post? where are any of us going to find a slav gf? who the fuck lives near a place and is in open contact with the slavic community in their area?

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need a slav gf

>>53026252
uh, my dad lives in Alaska. w-which is pretty close to Russia... bleas no bully

>>53026248
it's 1 of their 9 senses

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>>53026280
>tfw was expecting that to be a boipucci
what has 4chan done to me

Want a russian milf to spit on me and insult me in russian

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I want 2016 to be different and I'm going to try to make it so. But in all honesty it will probably be another fucking waste.

>>53026311
cyka blyat

>>53026215
Why are you making an early 2000's pop culture reference for?

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need a romantic female companion

>>53026328
Testing the waters.

Dad just said the whole family is going to basedworld in the easter holidays how good is that lads

>>53026303
Can you please call it a mangina or something, bp is creepy

>>53026248
I said I had sex but I was drunk.
Fumbled it first attempt and felt like an idiot.
Either be honest, grills love that these days or, lie and eat the pussy first so you know where you're going.
If I could go back I'd be honest and eat the clit too. Unless you're completely retarded you can't go wrong.

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need a leggings gf

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>>53026364
>Either be honest, grills love that these days

Guys what's it like living in a white country?

>>53026385
very good

i have one tendie left that i cant eat lads :j stuffers

who wants it

>>53026385
like a bag of sand

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need a bikini qt

>>53026383
Grills love a virgin lad.

>mfw fall in love with any girl who talks to me but really just want a qt slav, Israeli or Asian gf

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need a tights gf

>>53026409
then why am i still a virgin?

>>53026430
Tfw no jewess gf

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need a bikini gf

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how many times have you wanked it so far this year lads? 3 here

>>53026355
Mangina is kind of already taken.

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need a chebs gf

>>53026461
>tfw my cousin married a gorgeous Israeli girl
I'm so fucking god damn jelly

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need a posh gf

>>53026445
He should have said that girls love good looking virgins. You can get away with pretty much anything with women when you're hot. If you're not hot, then you'd better have money or social status/popularity of some kind.

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>There's a club if you'd like to go
>You could meet somebody who really loves you
>So you go and you stand on your own
>And you leave on your own
>And you go home and you cry
>And you want to die

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need a zoe gf

good night lads

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i just want an east asian or sea gf

>>53026563
>leaving your room
Only disappointment out there lad

>>53026594
>goodnight
WTfF (WHAT THE fucking FUCK)? do you eat pancakes in Britain

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=76f_1451658073

new year celebrations in baghdad
literally just tracer rounds shot in the air

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>>53026631
i eat blini

>>53026671
jesus you could get lost in those eyes

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>>53026563
You see I've already waited too long...

... and now my hope is gone

Hey guys what's the best way to get fit a hose that's too big or too small onto a nozzle without it leaking?

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>>53026674

>>53026671
like crepes?

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NEED a nurse gf

>>53026709
can someone link this video

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>>53026709
pipe down dodo

>>53026709
too many weebs

how does /brit/ keep their weebs in check?

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>>53026729
me too desu

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classic viral meme

>>53026739
The acoustic version of creep is amazing desu

>dat voice

how big is your wiener supposed to be when it's not hard

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>her dimensions start with 2

>>53026779
am/wf

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>>53026739
>I'M A CREPE

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>>53026714
i think

Everything is so much easier when I'm someone else.

>>53026820
Honestly, about 4 inches? That's what I have. I am white though.

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>>53026822
>whore

Go to hell buddy

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>haven't gotten a (You) in 3 days

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K-Pop desu lads.

Immigrant: Can i have sex with you? (In very broken swedish)
Woman: What did you say?
Immigrant: Can i have sex with you? (Still very broken swedish, she probably didn't understand)
Woman : But he [unintelligible] touched my butt, is that really ok? He that walked past us, your friend. Is it ok to touch someones butt, or what?
Immigrant: I don't understand what you mean
Woman: Excuse me, excuse me?
Immigrant: I don't understand what you mean
Woman: What do you want to say? He touched my ass, your friend grabbed my ass, what do you want? what do you want?
Immigrant: Can i have sex with you?
Woman: Are you dumb? Never
Immigrant: Why?
Woman: Absolutely not, go, im filming this so just keep going
Immigrant: You'll get money
Woman: what did you say ? do you think i'm a whore?
Immigrant: Calm, calm
Woman: What do you want?
Immigrant: You'll get money
Woman: absolutely...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfeZbxT4Cig

@53026906
sucks brah

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>>53026915
>fifteen

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literal angel

>>53026957
>daniel-radcliffe-zoe

Harry Potter got a sex change?

>>53026957
She looks like she's suffered a stroke tbph.

>>53026935
15cm is still 5 inches

>>53026920
>@

>>53026906
Here you go lad

>>53026981
15ft, mate

>>53026957
Bitch has a massive nose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wff5-auPYaw

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K-Pop desu lads

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>>53026993
>15ft

>>53027029
perfect image to use as a response, lads

everyone should take note

>>53026914
I don't even like reading about Sweden at this point, they are done for

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>>53026976
what? stroke changes your appearance?

>>53026969
>>53027007

>>53027009
rip bobby

>>53026914
förbannat blatte skitstövel

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>>53027101

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>>53027101

>>53027109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6inJMhYcqA

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aye boys

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>>53027070
The more you know!

>>53027128
This production is CRISP

>>53027138
Fuck you.

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>>53027144
>000
When did it stop being 999?

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K-pop desu lads.

>>53027138

Fucking worth it tho cunt

Don't act like your young years aren't the best and you shouldn't just hit everything in sight

Getting proper fucked and having a tight girl is pretty much as good as it gets without being rich

>>53027179
y'know I like Asians and everything but this "acting cute" stuff is so last year

>>53027150
it is very gud

last zoe

good night

i have a shaved head but I found a long black hair in my bed. does this mean i have a gf

>>53026915
Fucked your gf with it

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>Have a good new years anon?

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forgot image

>>53027267
ah hello, God save our gracious meme

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>>53027138
Oh yeah, those poor party goers. Just completely wasted their youth.

hahaha

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alright lads

i come to you with a quandary best suited for your weird smelling little computer geek mega minds

THE PROBLEM:
i am using foobar 2000 and i wish to create a playlist of musical tracks

i would like to use the "auto track number" function in properties to number them quickly and efficiently, but when i do so it also changes the "total tracks" values of certain files to different values, seemingly arbitrarily

the end result is that the tracks are numbered "1 1 2 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7" instead of whatever it should be (preferably something like "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 etc etc")

my attached image shows what happens when i select "auto track number"

i have already tried removing the "total tracks" value from every track, both simultaneously and individually

every track is in the same folder

MY QUESTION TO YOU:
why is it doing this

how do i stop it from doing this

how do i make it do what i want it to (see above for details)

thank you x

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>>53027174

>>53027324
>i am using foobar 2000 and i wish to create a playlist of musical tracks

stopped reading

go download beemp3

alright boys

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K-Pop desu lads.

( . ) ( . )

>>53027369
>boob-gap

Eww, buy a better bra

( . Y . )

>>53027335
i think you misunderstand
i already have all the files in question
i just want to order them in a playlist so that they can be played in a media player such as foobar2000
thanks again x

>>53027369
your arse cheeks have cute dimples :3

>>53027394
( . ) ( . )

>>53027429
( . Y . Y . )

>>53027429
( . ) ( . )

( . >>53027335
>>53027416
furthermore, i have already created the playlist in actual fact
its merely a matter of sorting the tracks in said existing playlist to play in order and have the correct numerical values (which it is not doing) . )

>>53027475
butt haha

>>53027453
*twists my head sideways and says "aaWhaaaat?"*
i did this

>>53027475
>>>/g/

lebanese lesbians on lesbos

>>53027513
Now that's a migrant crisis I can get behind

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>>53027494

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuwRxha8zSU

>>53027498
i dont want to talk to actual nerds
theyll just tell me to uninstall windows and code an open source media player from the ground up

( . )
( . )

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>>53027531
wawow mamamia

>>53026373
this feel
I know it

why do i always make too much spagbol lads? i always end up eating it all but it always gets me so bloated

( . V . ) angry bobs

>on dating site
>cute chick's profile says she's from London
>trying to suppress urge to message her with "L O N D O N"

>>53027604
Probably tasty.

>>53027536
Since you already have a solution why bother asking us for help?

>>53027635
erm i dont? foobar is still refusing to number the tracks correctly
im taking this to /wsr/ where i will be treated with the respect i deserve

thanks (but NO thanks!!!) x

>>53027625
send her this

"8====D~~~"

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Old nurse aprons were sexy

Fucks sake lads, driving back up to uni, can't be arsed if I'm honest

>>53027686
Not really
That girl is just very cute

>>53027625
>London
Mate, that's a green light for an Strayan cunt.
She needs the D lad. Fulfill her destiny.

I just spent 10 minutes practicing my troll face in the mirror. it's 5 am

what the fuck am I doing with my life

>>53027749
Autism

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>>53027721
Yes they are, the way they pin to the chest

>>53027760
wouldn't expect a Yank to understand gb2 /cum/

>>53027804
Autism

>>53027826
( . ) ( . )

>>53027708
Feel you mate. It was always shit going back.
Those hours travelling are good thinking hours.

>someone tried to assassinate Farage.

The establishment is getting desperate aren't they? I guess smearing him in the media wasn't cutting it.

how do you make a turd pile on a computer

>>53027910
Is this recent? who said this, him?

>>53027931
His wheel fell off on the motorway and he crashed. Police confirmed the bolts had been tampered with

>>53027959
>>53027931
all 4 wheels' nuts had been loosened too, so they know it was foul play n not an act of g-d

>>53027959
>faking an assassination to try and become relevant again

He's getting pretty desperate to not be forgotten

>>53027871
Don't mind going back as such, it's just the drive is fucking 5 odd hours and I've got bare work to do

>>53027749
I remember when the house I was living in decided to do pills. I told them they could see their spirit animal sides in the mirror if they stared enough.
Some monkeys but mostly rats.

>>53027910
vehicles are no match

came in to do a Sharon post

realise i already did it

Get ready to have lots of "stay in the EU" propoganda shoves down your throats lads. The EU held a meeting thE other day and debated if it was OK to use EU funds for a leafleting and media campaign to support an in vote. They confirmed it was OK.

With the EU using eu money and the tories using tax payer money there will be propoganda flying everywhere

>>53027749
I used to live in a house with a mirror in eye-shot of the toilet, on several occasions I practiced my smug Pepe face whilst on the toilet. I wish this was a joke.

For fuck's sake lads. It's still morning and I've already had a wank twice today.

>wake up
>raining out again
How wonderful...

>>53028053
Absolute madman.

>>53028061
There's no way the No campaign will win if I'm honest, people are too scared of change, the pro-EU propaganda will be sickening

>>53028061
EU doesn't have to campaign within UK election rules either.

>>53026252
>where are any of us going to find a slav gf?
Go to any urban area in Britain and you're bound to find a qt Pole somewhere.

>>53028061
Old Nige must have had a stroke when they agreed that.

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morning lads

ask me anything lads

>>53028126
Well they tried to kill him on the drive back.

>>53028122
They're actually too good looking to approach. Even the fugly Pole women are vastly superior to British things.

>>53028154
have you ever eaten your cum?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q

>>53028144
Welsh Irish Irish English

Imagine if Europeans settled all of Africa and genocide the natives, all that natural beauty, all those resources. It's tragic to think of such a beautiful continent going to waste.

>>53028098
All I could think of was Arthur.

>>53028186
leddit

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Hello lads

I ppreciate what you peoples are doing within these threads

cara is great

fantastic job from my retarded brothers from my retarded mother

keep at it "lads"

>>53028186
What is this?
Belodebolebo

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Fucking hell, give the man a break

OUR NIGE

Will the silent majority save is from the EU come vote time?

>>53028258
No

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>>53028247

lads I saw the newest Adele video and was very glad to see your females receiving black males

good on ya lads

ya stupid fucking cuck pieces of shit desu jk not really though

you disgust me hahahahhaha jk really

>>53028171
I thought Polish girls were a lot more modest and approachable than British ones though.

>>53028247
*are

>>53028258
No, the uncertainty of an exit guarantees we stay.

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>1989 Fun House
>dat mullet
>dem twins
>everything is a broken piece of shit
>kids won't do as they're told

This is fucking chaos

>>53028174
No, should I?

>>53028335
>america talking about whiteness

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>Article Monkeys

>>53028061
Why the fuck does anyone even want to leave the EU, even if we did we'd still be their trade cucks except we'd just have absolutely no say in the Union's laws. We'd be another Norway.

>>53028400
He just wanted to groom some pakis to get revenge for the pakis grooming whites

>>53028400
He should of just offered money

>>53028393
yeah i'd recommend you try it, you might not like it but it is quite nice

>>53028401
We could decide our own laws, control our borders and say no to Merkel's millions.

>>53028398
>>america talking about whiteness
you could;ve at least brought up evidnnce

it's easy to find

but if guess your're from the UK and are a lazy nigger

>>53028401
Because people are stupid, if we wanted to we could be a serious leader in the EU due to our large population and great economy but NOOOOO MUH COMMONWEALTH BUT ANGLOSPHERE delusions of grandeur

>>53028391
any chance of a link my good lad

>>53028400
KEK

>>53028462
Challenge, channel 46 on freeview

It's mad as fuck, it'd never work today

>>53028456
Rasheed

>>53028478
Yeah lad cutting off the only white migrants we get from Poland so we can let more pakis in makes perfect sense.

>>53028477
sorry meant that porno cover image you posted there

>>53028456
this

How do I last longer during sex? I can only ever average about 5 minutes and, while the sex is good, my gf gets disappointed that it finishes so quickly

>>53028520
Either rasheed or rasheed sypathiser.

No true right wing patriotic brit supports the EU

>>53028454
>le ebil refugees n imigrants comin to ruin muh GREAT britain

>>53028566
might have to bring in some outside help lad

>>53028582
I literally hate pakis, I don;t mind white eastern Euros but I'm delusional that having no say in the EU would be good for us somehow.

>>53028400

She's a fatty anyway.

>>53028566
edge?
Drag foreplay out longer

>>53028621
We did fine without the EU before we joined it.

It's collapsing anyway don't you want off the sinking ship?

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alri

>glass is a liquid

>>53028566

Have her do the penetrating

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>nuts finished
>now zoo finished
>page 3 will finish soon

it's a sorry state of affairs

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Ainsley's on BBC 2 lads.

>>53028582
>Rasheeds
>anything to do with the EU

well, except Merkel's millions now sm h

>>53028666
>We did fine without the EU before we joined it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking hell lad post war Britain's economy consisted of asking America for money to pay people to walk in circles to keep the unemployment numbers down. We were the Greece of the time.

Aaliyah Love tbH

>>53028679
Men aren't allowed to be attracted to women, you sexist

>>53028679
what are all the big cheb models going to do now?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p035mtdd/matt-berry-does-5-happy-new-you

>>53028687
brit knows literally nothing about anything

>being in the EU is why there are lots of pakistanis in the UK

>>53028684
is that that bizarro thing with the guy from strictly come dancing? BBC producers really don't give a shit do they?

If you vote to stay in the EU you're an unpatriotic piece of shit that will be nailed yo the cross after the happening.

>>53028743

Yeah that's it. Haha

>>53028724
Probably stopped because the internet,can't remember the last time I bought a magazine.

>>53028712
Yeah, and we were great before the war. On top of that, we were actually in control of our own fate.
What, you're going to vote to stay enslaved to the EU because a country was poor after a fucking world war?

First day of work tomorrow lads

Really nervous NGL

>>53028741
Fuck off yank

>>53028785
what's the job laddo?

>>53028763
>wanting the usefulness of the british passport to be halved over night

ok rasheed, whatever you say.

>>53028712
>People who have no idea what they're talking about will just stay stuff because they think it sounds viable

>>53028809
tester at a butt plug factory

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>he want merkel's millions to be able to come to Britain
>he wants Britain to be forced to take Rasheeds
>he doesn't want Britain to shape it's own destiny

>>53028794
i mean /brit/.

>>53028772
>enslaved to the EU
we managed to make sure the EU doesn't have TOO much sway over the UK by not adopting the currency.

at the moment our relationship with the EU is mostly beneficial, with a few silly directives coming here and there.

>>53028809
Machine Operations Manager, 10 month unpaid internship with a possibility of a £3 an hour apprenticeship at the end

thoughts?

>>53028845
We rejected the migrant quota, remember.

>>53028772
Before the war we were a colonial empire and controlled quarter of the planets population, we stopped them from selling stuff to us and set up there market so our markets would be 90% of what they had access too all while buying their natural resources for far below what they were worth. We don't have an empire anymore,

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>>53028785

I still got another week off. Not sure what to do with myself desu.

well good morning

>>53028871
Wank into a cup and then eat it

>>53028871
read a book a day haha would be ebin

>>53028866
So you'd rather us not try and strengthen our country again and just lean on the EU like a bitch

>>53028845
I'm afraid you've caught me. I've been trying to deny it but in fact I know those 100 million Muslim refugees will bring the destruction of all western civilization. And ya know what?
I love it.
I can't wait to see Muslims in my bedroom right now fucking my wife. In fact, my cock is rock hard already just imagining it. I can't wait to see Muslims systematically destroying every historical building created by western civilization, and erecting a mosque on every street corner. I can't wait to see Muslims imposing slavery on the entire white race, and forcing the world into another dark age. I can't wait to see this because this is what we deserve, the Muslims are clearly stronger and smarter than us in every way because they are capable of achieving such a feat as bringing down our entire civilization.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to cum.

>>53028875

Fucking ell lad. What time do you call this?

>>53028862
this, we are actually a powerful enough country in the EU to not have to bend to Merkel.
>>53028866
also this, instead being part of the EU not only provides us unlimited access to the world's largest market, but also gives us a bigger say in the world's economy and politics, than if we were not aligned with the EU.

>>53028838
Haha great humour. We've got the next Jimmy Carr here! How was your 15th birthday party last week?

Every single pro eu argument I've seen treats the EU as something bad that we have to put up with and stay in to try and have some tiny control.

What no one seems to ever address is thar if you could click your fingers and have the EU disappear overnight then all of Europe would be better off.

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>>53028838
>>53028857

>>53028895

No thanks m8. I aint fucking gay

.>>53028896

Haha you made man. Where's the like button on this site.

Who is this Len Goodman mong trying to kid?

>I've never eaten a meatball
>How do you spin spaghetti

is he autistic?

Just found out I've been accepted onto my PhD programme in the bassoon. Barclays will probably move me to New York when I viva.

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>Every single pro eu argument I've seen treats the EU as something bad that we have to put up with and stay in to try and have some tiny control.

>What no one seems to ever address is thar if you could click your fingers and have the EU disappear overnight then all of Europe would be better off.

>>53028925
There's nothing stopping countries trade with each other. The eu just creates a bullshit containment for its own power. The "hurr eu market" is bullshit

>>53028899
We strengthen our country by being in the EU, by having a say in the largest market in the world. Do you really think Germany or France wouldn't rush to put lots of tariffs on the EU trading with London if we leave?

>>53028862
>>53028925
and what do you think will happen when they're made citizens of Germany?

>>53028862
For now.... we have EU fetishists at the helm of britain.

feel tired

>>53028970
>Do you really think Germany or France wouldn't rush to put lots of tariffs on the EU trading with London if we leave
Which is why there must be no EU...

>>53028929
I disagree.
The EU has prevented war amongst Europe's major powers.
It has improved the economies of the individual members as they have access to a larger market, but also more sway in the international economy.
It has made travelling europe a piece of piss.

Given the trends of globalisation and the way the world is aligning these days, we are better off being part of a grander front in the world, than being alone.

income tax is sanctioned robbery

>>53028974
Well we're not in the Schengen Area either so presumably if they come here they'll get jobs and contribute to the economy.

>>53028940
never eaten welsh rarebit desu

>>53028970
So you're saying we should stay on the EU because other countries are blackmailing us?

>>53028990
If we leave the EU would still exist

>>53028963
oh except for trade barriers (both policy oens and non-policy ones)? you know the sort of thing the EU explicitly tries to remove?

>hurr but we'll trade anyway
read a fucking book my man.

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/man-tries-to-time-travel-drives-his-car-straight-through-the-wall-of-a-shopping-centre--WkzRTabTse

>>53028994
Just because a war hasn't broken out doesn't mean the Eu has made everyone hold hands and sing peace.
The eu has done nothing but cause tensions and animosity. Look at the Ukraine, Greece, etc. To say it creates peace is a fucking lie

>>53028970

The flips side of the Eu is that its cost a stupid amount of tax payers money to be a member and we have to take migrants. Which costs us even more.

>>53029011
wew, I've only had it the once (in wales) was straight FIYAAAAAA my man.

>>53029014
I'm saying we should stay in the EU to protect our economic interest as the financial capital of the world

>Given the trends of globalisation and the way the world is aligning these days,

Fuck off illuminati

>>53029015
this
>>53029014
no, but because its mutually beneficial and leaving it would be mutually unbeneficial.

It's really unfortunate, but most British people actually have no idea as to how the EU operates, so most voters in our referendum will probably be swayed by soundbites.

I can't watch this Ainsley nonsense, Len's conversational skills are shit-tier. Very stilted.

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Carswell desu

>>53029035
We accepted on 10,000 refugees because of the dead baby photo we have and always have an opt out. If you're talking about eastern Euros then get fucked, we need as many whites in this country as possibly to counter balance the shit skins.

>>53029080
More like cuckwell

The pro EU rhetoric is fucking hilarious.

>we need the EU! The UK didn't trade before the EU! We need them to trade! The EU was weak before the EU! We need to abolish the queen all hail Merkel

>>53029107
>TNCs with a European headquarters will keep that HQ in the UK after we leave

Nah senpai.

>>53029107
Good argument lad. I wish we could go back to glory days of the 60's and 70's begging America and the IMF for money

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Me on the right

>the Eu will always be there lads, just live with it.

If we leave, we get the ball rolling and the eu will come toppling down and we, and the countries of Europe, will finally be free

>>53029079
Ainsley + Len = Meme dream team

>>53029034
Sorry but between EU members there is not a single inkling of war, because of the integrative measures of the EU.
>>53029035
>we have to take in migrants
true, but typically those migrants can only stay here on the condition of having work and most statistiscs on EU migrants are very positive in this light. Similarly since most of them are young adults who are working, the government is actually burdened with that much expenditure on them. Young polish men don't seem to claim that much JSA or to need extensive medical treatment.

>the UK leaving the EU wouldn't destroy it

Nice meme. They lose their third largest contributer and showing people that leaving the EU is an option will start a wave of countries leaving till it'd just France sucking Germanys dick

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>tfw no anglo union

>>53029148
toffs stand to lose, so it'll never happen

Cameron wouldn't allow a referendum unless he knew the outcome.

>>53028994
this is bait

>>53029107
>we need the EU! The UK didn't trade before the EU
of course we did, but we traded with far more barriers, now those barriers are removed we trade to a greater extent
>>53029148
yes free of the ability to trade freely and the ability to collectively sway global politics in our way.

I can't believe millions of our grandfathers died in world war 2 to prevent Britain being taken over by Germany.
Yet here we are, willingly voting to be enslaved by Germany.
Greater men died, and spilled blood, for the freedom they earned. Now we have inherited those freedoms and are willingly giving them away.

In my dreams I'm wanking all the time.

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>mfw imaging the UK's trade deal with the US, China, India outside of the EU

>>53029185
>Union with yanks

nein danke

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She's so beautiful

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>lose millions of soldiers fighting two wars to not become part of a German empire
>join one willingly

>>53029226
We'd get bent over a barrel

>>53029185
He had a gf /brit/ why don't YOU?

>hair made of wotsits

>>53029202
>a fucking leaf
>>53029176
they probably wouldn't fall 2bh, also alot of countries are far less in the position to leave than we are, since their currency is the Euro.

>>53029243

>gif

fuck off

>this morning we observe the thick, racist, shut-in neets of /brit/ attempting to form opinions on the european union
you lads are a fucking embarrassment

>>53029217
Knowing that people are so stupid that they actually think like this is so frustrating.

>Strongest growth of any developed economy
>OMG THIS IS A CRISIS, WE MUST LEAVE THE EU AT ONCE!

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Lads

>delete cookies
>auto update by default disappears
>sit with the /brit/ tab open for ages wondering where all the posts are

>>53029273
Rasheed

>>53029217
>>53029243
>Yet here we are, willingly voting to be enslaved by Germany.

in 100 words please explain to me your understanding of the way that the EU commission, Council and Parliament operate. We are literally the one of the two countries that can stand up for itself within the EU

>>53029273
>liberals sitting in their ivory tower shitting on their own people
Not surprised desu

>>53029246
Don't be soft lad, ANGLOSPHERE, they give us. They're give us a sweet deal.

>>53029290
>strongest growth isn't just proof we can make it on our own.

>>53029320
is the EU an inherently 'liberal' position?

Lol countries trading amongst each other never existed until the eu came along and placed barriers. Thank goodness the eu exists otherwise I'd never know what pizza tastes like

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>>53029185

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>>53029310
i can literally make you type that whenever i feel like it

>>53029334
Don't fix what ain't broke sonny jim.

>>53029317
Merkel says EU follows.

Don't even try and pretend this isn't true. We've whitnessed it recently with the migrant crisis. Merkel decided we are letting them in and suddenly we started doing it.