City of Bunda edition
Currently trapped in Oklahoma without a license
>sister destroyed my Ss card so I can't get a new one
>I've missed several physical therapy appointments
>dad trying to talk me into taking over the farm
>mfw I'll never climb a grill like a tree
I still want to know where this tall girls have loose pussies meme came from
I have a friend who's 5'11", she'd probably let me try. I'll have to give it a go
literally perfect male height tbqh
that's kinda pushing it I think, not many girls are gonna be taller than that
moving in soon w gf of ~7 months+her two roommates (both of whom are cool and think i'm cool)
give advice pls
How the fuck is it already 5
Guess that's what happens when you wake up at 2
Its not a meme
Height is correlated with penis size and its natural that women in a certain regiond/shared physical traits would be fitted to size so to speak.
Of course its a generalisation and not always true, but it does have plenty of truth to it.
Asian girls have tighter pussy because Asian guys have smaller penis for example
>you could also find someone from the Dinaric Alps which has the highest average human height in the world
>tfw shortest man on my mom's side of the family is 6'2
>dad's shitalian manlet genes cause me to be 5'11
I almost made it buds
>Height is correlated with penis size
The manlet meme suddenly makes sense.
I never did buy that "I wanna wear high heels" thing
>height is correlated with penis size
This meme too.
Do you have any source for any of this or are you just parroting shit you saw on 4chan? Lol
Are you guys legitimately this stupid? Its not an absolute rule, its averages and correlation. It means as you get taller you are more likely to have a larger penis in proportion to your body. It doesn't mean there is no variation
>I'm 5'11 and have an 8 inch dick
>asian women have smaller vaginas because asian men have smaller dicks
Unless you can provide a source that showed Asians evolved this way it is quite literally pseudo-science. Your conclusion is almost Lamarckian
>still no date for the commie book burning
Starting to think it might never happen
"A statistically significant correlation between penis size and the size of other body parts has not been found in research."
B-but I heard on the internet from an unnamed source that's not true...
You should if you're going to spout off nonsense.
If you make stupid ass claims people are going to ask you where you got this shit. Acting all dismissive because you got called out for falling for memes is childish.
>erping on an anime imageboard
>I'm getting a belt
i actually am in my room though
I haven't paid attention to SC desu
Everything is so sterile and boring now
Starcraft. HuK is just some irrelevant shitter.
dude, you're not supposed to fall for memes
You didn't kiss her before you asked her to date?
i'll not pay too much attention for a few months at a time but never stay away too long
>And adults play it and follow people who play a video game?
It's fucking bizarre, and some people defend that shit to death. I remember when Jimmy Fallon made fun of it, and his youtube blew up with pissed off manchildren and death threats.
Just have to laugh when someone calls themself a gamer now.
I prefer a non virgin honestly. I just don't want a slut.
I was lucky that the girlfriends I had were either first time just like me or weren't that experienced either.
Something about GSL feels dry without the casting Archon and all the now retired players
I did not forget it at all. Infact it makes sense. Less experienced people are typically less forthcoming about losing interest and shit.
>Not being a degenerate who's open and clear about what they want and why.
Dark Souls II still sucks, but Im definitely getting better at it
Is this a new meme or women in USA are just this slutty.
>Young thug pronounces "beavis" and "bieber" the same way
how do you take this guy seriously?
>tfw niggas lose sleep when they girl around you
It's just a person you have a maybe-interest in and might date if things don't work out with the person you're with.
It's the natural result of having more options.
I could probably give very good relationship advice honestly. #healthymarriage
But you don't have to complete with them.
Either you didn't expect her to be what you wanted her to be or viceversa.
>Mexicans are bros its the South Americans that are eternally butthurt over America is who sucks and is hated.
Yeah because I'm so butthurt over America.
Get real beaner, we don't hate USA.
Once you realize your the best guy she's gonna have and it doesn't matter that she has other guys she talks to
You can always have backup girls. I've been in a relationship for 4 years but I have two girl friends I could easily turn into girlfriends and am always talking to girls at the mall and at bars
>I could easily turn into girlfriends and am always talking to girls at the mall and at bars
yeah with so many big names gone it definitely lost a lot of hype, and the extra casters for the gsl are both boring imo
at least tastosis still cast together sometimes, and a few old players still remain
>there will never be a flash v jd gsl final
Stop leading us astray Satan.
I renounce thee.
Never be jealous or worried about the other friends someone has, really. If you have something really good, they are no threat to you. If you don't, then you should move on anyway.
If you like her the most of the people you know, but she likes another guy about the same but she was dating you first, he's a threat and you have to maintain her interest to compete.
Not really disgusting, fairly normal. My female friends aren't as attractive or as fun to be around and talk to as my current gf, the guys my gf has always talked to are uglier, duller and worse than I am. We stay together because we're the best each other can get.
what emotion is she trying to convey with her face?
I just graduated from college and haven't found a job yet, at the same time I have plenty of friends of both genders, a gf, many normie hobbies and all the other trappings of normality
You are way too negative for your own good.
I wonder if you will make your relationship last with that neurosis of yours.
Women come and go, you will always find someone better.
I don't know if you're trying to make me laugh, but you are definitely succeeding
How many inches? As far as my experience goes, if you are over 6 inches then you are safe.
That's my experience though, and I'm 6.5 inches.
I blame bandwaggoners and monopolies like Evil Geniuses desu
It's not an active effort to maintain "backups". It's just that sometimes you have friends they you know a relationship would be possible with if you wanted it.
Just normie stuff, nothing you need to worry about.
It's not like I'm gonna do anything with them, they're just friends who I can sense like me and are attracted to me. There's nothing wrong with having female friends and there's nothing wrong with dating a friend after a long relationship ends.
When you're attractive, you just naturally find women who are attracted to you during your daily life.
You probably don't even enjoy sex with that size, half of your dick is outside of her pussy.
I think that having one too big is not as good as one moderately big.
This is true too. But I wouldn't call them backups, but regular friends.
>It's not an active effort to maintain "backups". It's just that sometimes you have friends they you know a relationship would be possible with if you wanted it.
Yeah, active or passive has no bearing on the actual effect, which is a lineup of extras when things go south.
It's behavior everyone does, but the information would certainly not be something to be shared. If someones girl/boyfriend found out one of their partner's friends was basically a backup in their mind, that's obviously going to cause friction.
That normie comment was rude and condescending.
If you're in a monogamous relationship there will be friends that are attracted to you but they will be background noise not a back up.
There isn't, you should be able to be friends with anybody while in a relationship but acknowledging friends as back up gfs is pretty crude not only for your current gf but for them as well. They're plan b increase plan a fails.
>all da bitches lumme
>That normie comment was rude and condescending.
She thinks she's better than everyone because she's almost 30 and is in an open marriage which makes her "enlightened."
Don't even bother replying desu
>If someones girl/boyfriend found out one of their partner's friends was basically a backup in their mind, that's obviously going to cause friction.
Yeah, I can believe that.
>tfw just talking with your spouse about who else you are attracted to, to see if any of them are in common
Normies will never understand this harmony.
The shittiest. He's fucking garbage. At least finally I get to see some zerg play.
Scarlett, redeem my country, please.
>If you're in a monogamous relationship there will be friends that are attracted to you but they will be background noise not a back up.
It's not a matter of thinking of them as a backup or anything. Typically they're just friends, but anyone who's really honest with themselves will know who they are more attracted to compared to others.
It's pretty normal that people have feelings for more than one person.
>This is true too. But I wouldn't call them backups, but regular friends.
Well no, I don't call them backups either. I think if you're actively looking for backups, your actual relationship is probably not a good thing for you.
but you still know in the back of your head that those other girls would most probably be interested.
Oh lord I can't take this smugness
You're also a literal cuck so take this comment as you will lads. It's okay and normal because the cuck says it is
>I think if you're actively looking for backups, your actual relationship is probably not a good thing for you.
this desu. i think it's a bit weird to call your straight friends of the opposite gender "backups"
I'm okay looking and have been in two long term relationships while having male friends. Not once have I ever thought "hey if bf dumps me at least friend b would fuck me!"
That just seems cruel to me if that's your thought process.
He said back up. Of course human attraction exists when you're in a relationship and it's a fairytale to think otherwise but you're really not going to acknowledge that it sounds shitty?
>tfw telling the girl I'm seeing which of her friends I want to sleep with and she slaps the fuck out of me
Such harmony has entered my life and the left side of my face.
>but you're really not going to acknowledge that it sounds shitty?
Definitely. It reflects negatively on how you perceive your relationship. I have no backups because I have no intention of my marriage failing ever. There's no need to think of "backups" when there will be no failure :3
I'm just saying most people don't think of said people as "backups" unless they are VERY EARLY into a relationship, like the first few dates, to see how it goes, and date someone else if it turns out shit.
Did you remember to ask who she'd like to fuck too? Maybe that's why she's mad :3
>you should be able to be friends with anybody while in a relationship but acknowledging friends as back up gfs is pretty crude
I'm not saying I would... I am not saying I'm 100% certain they would date me, every person, I've talked to my gf about it, every normal person does this
She won't admit she'd hook up with a friend of mine named Ben but she's mad embarrassed
Because I caught her staring at his ass on New Years and made fun of her
it is a rather poor phrase to use.
It's not about going out and finding somebody to sleep with. If you're attractive (especially as a girl), that's not hard to find anyways.
You can just tell that some people are attracted to you, and so if you ever end your current relationship, it might be interesting to get to know the other girl.
>claim to be only 25% NEET
>yet the thread name heavily implies it is extremely NEETsexual
For once I agree with you. This is some middle school tier edginess.
You just seem to be immature and emotionally stunted. Claiming you're a shitposter is merely a poor cop out.
This is 4chan, you're surprised at an anon being confused by sex?
i'm mostly on /vg/ on which we typically have shitpost wars between NEETs and /int/-tier shitposting memers
that shit's overrated, but we have the same plains that Alberta has, being directly below them so I guess so.
Got a HeBrew Rye Double IPA, Red Rocket Ale and this Stone/Sierra Nevada collaboration beer
Then maybe a few shots of vodka followed by skyrim until my gf or brother inevitably call me after my parents go to sleep
Both ends of the spectrum are equally shit and uncomfy.
Gonna hang out with the lads desu today.
Probably gonna drink lots.
only took you 5 minutes to think of that "comeback"
I'm from /a/ and I'm not a neet, nor a virgin.
I admit though, it is a neet board. And I wouldn't like it any other way.
Somewhere in between... pretty much all anime boards, /tg/ and /co/ have some people who will live normal lives and want to talk about a hobby and other people whose life is just that. So really 60/40 NEETs to Normies also a lot of Girls on /a/
That's why I try to avoid extreme weirdos like that, but alas the autists can't leave r9k shit where it belongs.
My nig, I love Canadians, they are always nice to me. What are you drinking? I will probably drink liquor and rum.
>I'd prefer r9k posts
Well, go to r9k then.
>At least you can skip past the frogs
They're the exact same thing, and you can skip both of them...???
No, they're apolitical.
They're interested in fantasy and strategy and logic, /pol/ has no influence on fa/tg/uys.
I speak as one, though it has been a while since I've been back (too many fucking quest threads desu)
Uruguay like lots of of places in south America are filled with cool people. As for me I'm finishing off what was left over from new years, so some cheap lager, whisky and vodka.
To the other extreme.
See? There you guys go again. If I disagree its because I'm somehow abnormal and not because I simply have a different opinion. Sounds like you can't acknowledge when you might be wrong after all
>not posting frogs simply because it heavily triggers gigaNEETs
>mfw I go to /tg/ for the quest threads
Sorry, I'm part of the problem.
Not alone right? It's better to get booze with your pals.
It's just that they've taken over with quest threads and little else.
There used to be OC constantly being produced in /tg/, drawfags and writefags galore. I myself used to writefag HFY and monstergirl stories back in the day. Twas a magical time.
I think my hangover has finally subsided
prob gonna start drinking again now
>Sounds like you can't acknowledge when you might be wrong after all
I'm not disagreeing with you because you're autistic, I'm disagreeing with you because you're wrong. Are autistic people always wrong, no. I know a couple autistic people who are not wrong all the time. Are they weird, yes, are they permavirgins, yes. But they're not always wrong and their wrongness isn't based on their autism
nobody gives a shit about frogposting. It's so common and boring that you don't even notice it anymore.
what's annoying is when creepshot brings all his retarded "I can't get a cute asian girl because I'm not chad and girls only want chad and chad chad chad and beta uprising when lmao lel weeeewwwew."
>what's annoying is when creepshot brings all his retarded "I can't get a cute asian girl because I'm not chad and girls only want chad and chad chad chad and beta uprising when lmao lel weeeewwwew."
I don't recall this ever happening
What was I wrong about?
You just keep saying I'm wrong but the only thing I've posted other than >>53012737
Is my opinion that having back up gfs is cruel.
Which is an opinion. It was implied a few times from multiple posters that I wasnt a "normie" for having that opinion without refuting it or saying why. Which is why I posted the above link.
Drinking situations and rules
I like drinking alone, with family, with friends or our on the town
Beer, light buzz, harder to drink too much, will make family, tv, sports, vidya or shitposting slightly more entertaining.
Liquor or beer, typically better liquor for better friends. Get moderately drunk, not stupor or anything, maybe watch a movie
>Out on the town
Crazy mixed drinks, you're at a bar and it's loud and there are girls, get your money's worth, have a couple hard mixed drinks (gay bars always make the hardest drinks desu go to one of those for your first drink, don't hang out, just drink, listen to the gay music until you've drank enough that it's listenable) then go bar hopping, every time becoming more confident and talking to more girls/chill bros about things you like. Stop drinking at 11, chill until about 2 maybe at Dennys or a comparable diner, by then you'll be sober enough to drive.
Cold beer on tap, watch a basketball or baseball game and banter with whoever else is there watching it or talk beer with them. Get an appetizer and you'll be comfy af.