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This pepe made me kek edition
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1st for Canada
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>>53013310
2nd for Canada
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>>53013257
He has given up worldly pursuits and is now concentrating on spiritual and intellectual goals
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RIP /cum/
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nth for thirstposting
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Sissy americans
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should I watch koyaanisqatsi or inside out tonight?
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frog
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>>53013330
Ruined already
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>>53013339
This
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>>53013342

r-rude!
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>>53013334
Where does tugging on his little weenie fall on the spirtual and intellectual spectrum
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support yout national communist party and participate in its local chapters
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>>53013334
>he has accepted he physically cannot get laid
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>>53013351
inside out is a cute movie
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> Canadians
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>>53013351
watch k-on
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>>53013223
this pepe made me kek haha
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>>53013351
koyaanisqatsi
Only if you get high though.
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>>53013398
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SHAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!
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>>53013393

gas yourself you filthy fucking commie

all you commie bastards shouldve put in work camps making american flags and m-17's to send to our boys in the nam
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this thread badly needs to cut off fucking mexicans, they're absolute shithouses and never have anything interesting to stay

canadians are boring as fuck with no culture whatsoever but at least they aren't noticeably shit

anime also needs to go
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> mexicans
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>>53013405

>getting your dick bit off by killer geese
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Am I an alcoholic if I drink every day but only get truly drunk once every month or so?
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>>53013448
i love how inventive you are
too bad the US cant win a war against communists
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>>53013403

I heard its really good, but Koya....'s supposed to be really good too

>>53013407

will never happen
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nth for don't bully!
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3-3, Scarlett versus MarineLord for the point.

Pls no France winnings.
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>>53013463
Tell OHMSS to come back please
I miss him
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>>53013400
>being a slave to carnal desires
He's above that now
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>>53013438
fuck off tripfag
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>>53013469
no, you fucking sissy
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>>53013479

>korea
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sup /cum/ brothers
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>>53013523
>drpk still exsists
>claiming victory
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>>53013469
Why do you drink? If it's an urge and habit then it is most likely Alcoholism. Also those carbs are probably reading havoc on your body
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some random chick I barely met on NYE added me on facebook and tagged me in some dumb meme about boobs.

what do
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>>53013518
fuck off gimmick thief
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>>53013487
FUCK.

DAMNIT.

MERDE.
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>>53013469
yes
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>>53013438
>>53013518
Hello
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>>53013540

>drk doesnt have 100% control
>south korea is a democracy

sounds like a victory to me
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>>53013545
meme on her boobs
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>>53013393
There are so many options

Don't join Trotskyists or Maoists tbqh they're all SJWs more interested in Intersectionality than Dialects or the working class
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>>53013545
tag her in a meme about dicks
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>>53013539
Not much
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>>53013566
lol
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>>53013545

ask to see her boobs
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>>53013512
>talking about yourself in the third person
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How do you say "pokey bum wank" in American English?
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>>53013629
I refer to people who arent me in the third person. Lrn2Commnunicate
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>>53013648
Reacharound.
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Commies of /cum/ unite
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>>53013578
>intersectionality

Fucking ruined like a third of academics, Sociology, Psych, and whatever the fuck good Gender Studies may have done before are long gone.
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Senpai. A French Canadian girl in my class asked me about anime. She heard me talk to this edgy guy about how Sword art online was shit. She asked me what all the phrases meant and then she said she wanted to talk again tomorrow
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Hey, lads. is it true, that all cum girls use drugs? How many of them do this? What do they use?
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>>53013648
>brit in /cum/

cringe, fuck off back to your containment thread you utter melt
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>>53013660
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>>53013648
pokey bum wank? did you mean happy touching friction?
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>>53013577
>>53013611

is this what snapchat is for or something

wew

>>53013579

I feel like this is not good advice
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>>53013666

GOD DAMN COMMIES, GET OUT OF MY /cum/
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>>53013648
That's a tallshaft party with a ringading submarine there partner.
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>>53013725
>california
This doesn't add up
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>>53013692
>Hey, lads. is it true, that all cum girls use drugs?
No, most girls I know are disgusted by drugs, my gf did drugs once with her whorish friend, but is normally disgusted by any drug
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>>53013666
Begone Satan, I renounce thee wholly.
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>>53013697
excuse me i always give good advice

>>53013692
yes
everyone
all of them
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>>53013400
Idk he's pretty cute
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>>53013771

you told me to hire an assassin to kill my roommate
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>>53013666
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>>53013725
God damn liberals/libertarians, get out of my /cum/
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>>53013692
All of them every day.

I'm using drugs right now.
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Found the Swecuck
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tinychat when
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>>53013797
He said girls not hambeasts
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>>53013783
perfectly sound advice
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>>53013779
post pics then
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reminder that despite having a NEETsexual general name, /cum/ is an anti-NEET community
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>>53013796

pinko scum like you are why we have to keep supporting red welfare states

just move to siberia already and get the fuck out of my country
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What make are American police cars generally?
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Family photos and monument posing should warrant a somber facial expression.

DISCUSS
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>>53013858
Dodge in my area
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>>53013797
>drugs
>sweden

kek

Valium and vodka?

>bourbon and a toke'o'bud on this end
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>>53013858
Ford
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cunts, the lot of ya
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>>53013816

good idea, make one
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>>53013858
Lada
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>>53013858
dodge chargers today but the CrownVic is iconic
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>the swarm of fake trips are back
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>>53013881
Caffeine :P
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>>53013796
fuck off right wing cunt go suck off trump you grade A bellend
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>>53013824
Nah he gave them to me in confidence

I wouldn't break that just to prove a point on a Taiwanese wrestling forum
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>>53013771
>excuse me i always give good advice

I don't believe that~
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>>53013823

the only way I can hire an assassin is by booting up tor, and then I'll be on the FBI's watchlist
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Bit of variety then.

>>53013920
>but the CrownVic is iconic

Who's that made by?
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>>53013927
Tbqh, I never mess with it. I don't drink coffee or sodas.

I find it unhealthy.

>rip bong
>hold hit in
>shoot whiskey
>exhale
>yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Yeah, fuck caffeine lolol
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>>53013960
ford

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Crown_Victoria
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>>53013977
haha u legend
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>>53013851
I like this country though, our politics is fucked up, but all the countries in the world have fucked up politics. I'd rather create a better more fair america

Also the rich are more welfare based, they value from everyone to give themselves excessive value.

Paying someone Jack shit an hour when they make significantly more money for you is more societal welfare than taking money from the government... unless a millionaire is the only employee at his company and does all the work on his own then he's exploiting someone's value and surviving off the welfare of his workers
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>>53013934

We've seen his pics, he's not cute, and if he were he'd have that gf he so desperately wanted, and not be shitposting every single day.
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>>53013934
Then it didn't happen

You know the law

>pics or it didn't happen
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>>53013858
Dodge Charger master race
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That feel when too beta to get a qt latina gf, let alone any gf
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fuckin rollin a fat j
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>>53014055

The cops here also use chargers
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>>53014058
good job
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>>53013945
>implying you're not already on it by being on 4chan
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>>53014086
gonna get bare stoned mate, you smoke the kush ting too brother?
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>>53014100
>implying 4chan isnt normie central
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>>53014129
No, smoking is for degenerates 2bh.
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>>53014080
It has an intimidating look desu
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>>53014017
>We've seen his pics
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>>53014100

ok, sure, but tor is like lvl 2 serveilance
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>>53013673
It sucks, they ruined American leftism for at least a generation, made every leftist girl I may be interested in into a polysexual fem genderfluid womxn. And Made it so every bit of the humanities and social sciences outside of history (which is unaffected by shit like that at least at my uni) and most philosophy is shit in this country and the butt of jokes.
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>>53014017

Really? Never seen his actual pics here.
I personally find him attractive.
There's lots of decent looking shy guys that are single and plenty of ugly mugs with boisterous personalities that do well with women so I don't think that's really relevant.

>>53014033
Sorry bruh not posting but you obviously don't have to believer.
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>>53014129
yes
>>53014168
i am indeed a degenerate

but im high too so its cool
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>>53014175
whose?
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>>53014168
oh fuck off you fuckin goody two shoes lot do my bloody head in, fuck and enjoy life bruv like kick back and chill init

>>53014208
maaaaate good lad, sound
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>>53014056
Those shoes ruin it for me... jogging shoes are so unsexy... put her in heels or even sandals and she'd look so much hotter

I'd still fuck her brains out and be her loyal bf if my current gf and I split up (wouldn't leave my gf for her, but she'd be a great rebound)
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>>53014234
Have you come back?
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>>53014234
im calling you imam
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>>53014190
SJWs are the left wing version of psycho rightwing-gun nuts.

They're here to stay, they'll form enclaves and special interest groups and always lurk around.

But people are starting to wake up to how ridiculous this shit is getting.
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>>53014259
>>53014268
what?
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>>53014197
>>53014210
>>53014175

Do you guys ever stop talking about yourselves? I mean, can you ever hold a conversation that doesn't revolve around your clique? It sure doesn't seem like it.
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>>53014254
>being this much of a faglord
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Is this the tripfag general?
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>>53014234
got some nice outdoor haze grown in the ozarks

quite tasty, reminiscent of fruity pebbles and a skunks ass
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>>53014314
yes
>>53014304
lol I know right
>>53014297
?
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>>53014297
I've made plenty of other conversation. You just choose to focus on that one cause you're literally OBSESSED
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>>53014314
haha theres a fair few to be honest, it looks pretty shit but im steamin and bare stoned like so fuck it hahaha
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>>53014297
Wut
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>>53014333
mate sound
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>>53014358
could you explain this pepe to me?
>>53014347
you feeling alright?
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>>53014333
>trips of threes

oh man

ima take three hits right fast

sweet
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What is your favorite game on steam /cum/?
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>>53014395
I dont have steam
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>>53014388
yeah mate top
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>>53014388
The Orange properties are the last of the 2nd side of the board. Monopoly professional Monopoly players consider them the best on the board. According to analysis, the Oranges rank 2nd out of 10 in visitation frequency (50% chance of being hit per trip around the board!) and 1st in payoff percentage.
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>>53014423
Good lad
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>>53014395

probably dark souls I or euro truck
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>>53014423
What's your favorite video game in general then?
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>>53014453
>euro truck
Top autism lad
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>>53014434
Nice to hear.
>>53014442
thats very interesting, Does anyone here have any personal experience with this though?
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I AM STALKING MEXICAN GIRLS WITH BIG BREASTS IN THE INTERNET. ASK ME EVERYTHING ADN TELL ME HOW IT FEELS TO SMOKE WEED WITH MY WHITE MEXICAN GF?
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>>53014423
roonscayp
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>>53014475
Works for me quite well. The orange properties are they key to any win in monopoly
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>>53014465
probably halo 2 back in the day. Dont play them much anymore. A little bit of battlefront here and there.
>>53014445
do you have steam?
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>>53014476
There he goes again. Truly a madman
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>>53014508
I do in fact
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>>53014483
?
>>53014507
when was the last time you played?
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>>53014548
Probably a few months ago. Monopoly is all about luck and getting the orange properties. If you don't get them then no amount of skill will save you. I just have bad rolls
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>>53014538
whats your favorite game on there then?
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What a fantastic general
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I just bingewatched broadchurch on Netflix. I have Netflix and prime. What's a decent show I can get in to?

Or what's your favorite show(s) on Netflix?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xxUOveX2wA
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>>53014579
Well I mean cheating could always get you a win I imagine. Especially cheating multiple times.
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>>53014476
>Mexico white
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>>53014628
I'm an honest man
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>>53014644
So you are above cheating in monopoly?

I wonder if everyone else here is as well>>53014434
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>>53014608
watch danger 5

shits so fucking cash
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>>53014670
Yeh
It is tempting though
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>>53014695
dont post this frog again
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>>53014707
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>>53014724
stop
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>>53014686
Sounds good m80 thanks
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>>53014726
>>53014726
>>53014726
>>53014726
>>53014726
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>>53014779
sorry ivan
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>>53014610
delet
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>>53014770
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What should I fap to?
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cum lol
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>>53014966
your mom
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>>53014966
lactation

the thinking man's fetish
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>>53014966
Should read the bible instead
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>>53014998
top tier fetish

>>53015004
Get a good thumping instead
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Where is everyone?
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>>53014966
your gf
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>>53015041
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>>53015046
In their cuteboys thread jerking off to anime pics and ugly dicks
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>>53014966
http://exhentai.org/g/751806/639290ebf3/
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Are we ever going to get Tbh and Senpai back?
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>>53014966
Straight shota
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>>53015131
I hope not. Pretty disappointed Hiro unfiltered cuck
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>>53015168

DESU is the only one I care about
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>>53015121
/g/821552/08ab6946c9/
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>this thread
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>>53015248
I've read that one a long time ago
pretty good as I recall
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>>53015359

ohh
Good taste, anon.
Finding good BL is difficult desu
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>>53013578
trots are the worst, theyre just 4th internationalists because "hurr stalin is an ebul"
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hmmm saturday night...what to do what to do
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>>53015726
Masturbate with a fish desu senpai
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Does this grown ass man think going around flipping the camera off is some sort of epic prank? What a fucking faggot.
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think I'm gonna volunteer at my local animal shelter to be desu
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>>53015774
He just comes off as an edgy prick
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>>53015769

gross
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>>53015774
that's a hobbit
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>>53015726
this is the first weekend in a while i haven't had plans. boring af

>>53015817
do it. i volunteered at a cat shelter for a while and it was comfy
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>>53015884
>this is the first weekend in a while i haven't had plans
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>>53015884
>this is the first weekend in a while i haven't had plans. boring af

yeah, generally I do something on at least one weekend evening. Dunno what to do tonight though hmmm
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>>53015726
apparently everyone decided to go to gym for saturday night here

its usually just a few other white people and the local arab immigrant population
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>>53015986

new years resolutionists prolly
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>>53015925
>current year
>not a normie

>>53015978
i've been binge watching anime. :T hunter x hunter

>>53015986
new year resolutioners
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i l i t e r a l l y haven't left my room other than to pee and poop in 3 days
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>>53015986
prob for their ephemeral New Years resolutions
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>>53015986
everyone bailed because the tripautists are spamming
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>>53015986
Pretty much this >>53016038
Wait a week or two and it'll be business as usual.
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>>53016050

>i've been binge watching anime. :T hunter x hunter

I just finished futurama again. I love that show.

>>53016083

yeah, I've got a 24hr gym so it's easy to avoid the crush
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desu desu
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>>53016188
I mostly use the pool, but right now it's way too crowded for my tastes.

it's awful
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Reminder to report Tripfriend and Hot, as they are LMM and CIA respectively; both of which are banned
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>>53016396

yeah crowded pools are no fun. I hate that, especially sharing lanes ugh
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>>53016188
24hr gyms are based. i wish mine had more lifting equipment though
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0d9_1451783033
>black "people"
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>>53016485
Do you still check your email?


t. stalker
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>>53016571
Hi, it's been a while 2bh. Just replied
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>tell newish guy to make shrimp alfredo
>10 minutes later waitress comes back about alfredo not having shrimp

I swear I almost would work better without anyone else
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>>53016529

That's pretty much all mine is, lifting machines and free weights.

I can't do too much though cause my achilles tendon is still recovering from being ruptured last summer ;s
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>>53016697
omg

i read that as "jewish" guy to make shrimp alfredo

and i thought you meant he didnt make it because jews don't fuck with no shellfish

lmao

i need to drink more
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about too masturbate
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>>53016697
Be patient, anon. Everyone makes mistakes.
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>>53016753
Good to know lad
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>>53016804
shut up idiot
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>>53016784
at least now that school's starting I go back to like 2 shifts a week so I don't need to put up with this
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>>53016834
Do one
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>>53016898
do one what? you've been poisoned by both of the pther retards

are you still able to hold convos?
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>>53016985
Do one is a perfectly correct phrase, your English is just wank
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>>53016985
You sound like a bitter ex gf
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>>53017005
alex turner is hot>>53017021
answer my question ??????

and shut up idiot im bot able to quote you my iphone screen is blocking your teply qhatever
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>>53016985
>>
>>53017091
HAHAH THERE HE IS HAB HA SHA SH SH LMAN SJ IGE JJA H
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Back from Saskatchewan buds, was bretty good. Nice to have a white christmas for once.

Hope you all had a good Christmas and shit as well desu.
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>>53017071
You're chatting utter bollocks mate, pipe down
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>>53017122
Welcome back, nice picture 2bh lad
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>>53017120
You seem upset
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>>53017122
welcome back~
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Where is everyone
>>53017122
Hello
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>>53016837\
>so I don't need to put up with this

Sounds like you're not having a good time.
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>>53017071
Learn English
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>>53017212
been pretty stressed desu
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>>53016539
Seems fun
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Euro here ama
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>>53016714
mine is mostly cardio :'( at least they have a pool and steam room
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>>53017122
>>53017122

Do you have family there or something? Doesn't seem like the ideal vacation spot
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>>53017258
Why are we so superior to Americans?
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>>53017258
ama gonna tell ya to leave this thread bud
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>>53017275
we just are, but Brits are just barely better than Americans. Most Anglos are the same. America is better than UK though
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>>53017154
good to be back; not looking forward to classes starting again tho mind you

>>53017180
thanks senpai

>>53017189
shoo shoo smelly man, shoo shoo

>>53017270
that I do. Honestly I think it's a great vacation spot desu. It's incredibly quiet and relaxing out on the farm, and the snow makes it comfy
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>>53017342
>Brits are just barely better than Americans
>America is better than UK though
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>>53017275
lick youre but

>>53017258
urs too

>>53017227
u too
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>>53017386
>Mexican """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>53017364
Me neither lad
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>>53017385
lol
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>>53017386
Have you been around cartel cause it sounds like you lost your head
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juaajuajuaa bai

>>53017426
chino gai
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I give great back rubs, guys.
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These threads still suck

Burn the weebs
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>>53017502
Maybe your skill translates well to another stiff place I've got?
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>>53017502

what about butt rubs?
>>
>>53017528
These threads need to be put out their misery 2bh
>>
>these threads are so bad they shouldn't exist

Or you could simply, I dunno, STOP COMING and they would no longer exist to you. wewewewewew
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>>53017591
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>>53017682
Tell your mom to stop coming
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>>53017693
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>>53017745
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>>53017682
Part of me still loves /cum/ and wants to see it return to it's old self, so I can never truly leave.

It's like watching post-2000 Simpsons
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I am having a stroke at this very moment

I am dead fucking serious

I would go get a phone, but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs

This will be the last thing I will ever type in my life

goodbye /cum/
>>
>>53017264

Cardio's alright, still keeps you in shape.

Sounds like a girl gym though
>>
>>53017792
>being cucked enough to watch american shows
AHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>
>>53017805
i remember last time you posted this verbatim

nice to see you
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>>53017805
Rip
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>I dont support my local mom n pop pizzeria
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>>53017792
>implying the time when you got here /cum/ was good enough to call it the "old cum"
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>>53017878
i support ur mum with my "pop" lmao
>>
>>53017792

It's the same as it's always been, you're just buttbuddies now with some dumb nerds is all
>>
>>53017805
Don't forget to write!
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>>53017905
excellent post
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>>53017905
ya but ur pop supports my mom

who supports me

>were stepbrothers
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>not calling your best friend daddy in a teasing manner
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>>53017805
Classic meme 2bh

>>53017834
>being cucked enough that the most successful music artist in your nation's history is British

>>53017893
Been here since early last summer, I know that's not mega old but it's old enough that I was there in the golden era of NAD creepshotting, Turklad, pre-Joto dictatorship, etc
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>>53018003
shut up you fucking cunt
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wat gaem shud i play
>>
New thread when?
>>53018031
this
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>>53018031
>>>/brit/
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>>53018003

maybe if you and your friends stopped trying to shit up the threads all the time, they wouldn't be such shit. Just a thought.

Also, you were better when you were always crying lmao
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i fucking sprained my shoulder my sleeping in a weird position

Fuck me
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>>53018085
I'm not part of that shit, in fact I openly remind people to report their shitty fake trips. I do go in the irc but I'm not friends with them

>always crying
What are you on about mate
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>>53018095
i sprained ur mums shoulder sleeping in a weird position... because we were having sex..... beforehand...
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>>53013393

t. chicano
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>>53014055

We have these and the classic Ford models
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>>53018127
are u trolling me
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>>53018123
Announcing reports is a bannable offense
Just a friendly reminder
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>>53018213
This meme
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>>53018213
I'm not announcing or suggesting reports on my behalf. I'm just reminding people they are ban evaders and to make the moderators' jobs easier by not letting them continue to break rules
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>>53018213
ur so full of shit abbo
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>>53018256
snigger
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>>53018266
Who do you think I am? I'm 100% European heritage
>>53018256
Who?
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>the golden era of /cum/
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>>53018331
>>53018331
>>53018331

migrate at 310 my friends
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>>53018340
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>>53018334
Nick (BK, NotADrunk, LeMonopolyMan) and CIA
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>>53018403
I'm not familiar with any of those people
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>>53018449
Wait, are you memeing?
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>>53018403
Never heard of these
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>>53018482
Wut
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