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checking in to see what /brit/ is up to edition
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interracial cuckoldry
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wish i lived in brisbane

oh wait i do, hahahaa
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Azusa
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>>53003664
crayon
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Kyary
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>>53003620
good post

>>53003651
good post

>>53003664
good post

>>53003667
bad post

>>53003678
bad post
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anime
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alri
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Not sure which subscription to get lads
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>>53003698
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>53003691
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>>53003691
falklands
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>>53003691
bad post
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how do I get a paki to suck me
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>>53003705
looks a bit like davey camo in this un
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http://instasync.com/r/coldout

http://instasync.com/r/coldout

http://instasync.com/r/coldout
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ian mckellen's just died lads, shame that

first saruman now gandalf... baka desu senpai
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>>53003742
bad post

>>53003743
ok post

>>53003754
good post
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>>53003759
get out
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>>53003787
Mr.Spock, set phasers to Reddit!!
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relatos salvajes
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>>53003806
I almost believed you.
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>>53003741
hoho
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>>53003806
good riddance to the bender
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>>53003828
If I get it out I'll be arrested lad
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>>53003691
based argies

will give you back malvinas if you wipe out all our weebs and gooklovers
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>2016
>no gf
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>>53003850
amazing post
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>>53003620
Good thread
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wew
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>>53003930
>malvinas
its called the falklands
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guys... I think I lost my folder of caras

I'm feeling kinda directionless right now
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>mfw muslims hate everyone
>mfw muslims hate each other

reminder that the middle east was far more peaceful before arabs forced islam on everything
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>>53003911
Very good post
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bloody hell its only 9

might have a cup of tea
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>>53003691
Macri
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>>53003899
have you ever watched the big lez show?
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>>53003689
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doing an eu4
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learnt a new word today lads

gravid

means pregnant
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seen 4 escorts in the last week lads
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>>53004052
>white people disgusing themselves as koreans

so white people pretending to be asian people who are pretending to be white people?
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lads do our african friends in london (pic related) get on with pakis? or are there gang wars between them? could we unite with them to rid ourselves of the brown tide once and for all?
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Why do I never go out?

When I'm actually out, usually I'll have fun. I know a lot of people here would kill for an invitation to go out with people but I always stay in and I'm even certain why.
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>good riddance to the bender
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>>53003975
tbqh muslims were all fine and dandy up until the USSR and USA came in and fucked everything up after the ottomans collapsed.
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>>53004128

fuck off mudslime apologist
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>>53004065
do an albania if you're a rudie
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WE
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>>53004128
>it's our (your (the white man's)) fault pakis are mean to us (you (the white man)) :((((
fuck off paki
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>>53004110
Depends whether they're Muslims or not.
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>>53004128
>until the USSR and USA
haha lol literally dindu nuffin the post
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>>53003963
good post

>>53003964
magnificent post

>>53003975
good post

>>53003978
amazing post

>>53004006
top tier post

>>53004091
informative post
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>>53004128
WE DIN DU NUFFIN
DEY AMERICA FUCK EVERYTHIN UP
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@53003678
@53003689
@53003742
@53004052
chinese posters out
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@53004197
Janitor, please remove this subhuman from our presence.
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>>53004197
shitpost
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just got back from a walk
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Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
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>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
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just got back from a wank
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>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
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it is a criminal offence to drive with sandals or flipflops in Spain.
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>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
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just got back from the dead
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>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
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have any wank
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>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone
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>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
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>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
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>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone
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FUCK, why do you guys have such shit taste? Waifuing ugly skanks like Kyary and Cara? Urgh
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having a go
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how many Australians does it take to change a lightbulb?

only one, but it must be a certified electrician since only electricians can legally change lightbulbs in Australia.
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>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history, He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
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>>53004449
not dark enough for you are they
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Capitalism is a sham
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weren't argentina rangebanned a while ago? why are they still here?
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>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone
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thinking about dropping out of uni

done two years now on a year out (cause i failed an exam) but i just can't face going back
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>Capitalism is a sham
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>>53004449
only one autist here waifus kyary

and cara is pretty, fuck off.
(she is a bitch though)
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>>53004449
>Waifuing ugly skanks like Kyary and Cara? Urgh
1. the only person who likes cara is dutch
2. the only person who likes kyary is literal korean diaspora

>>53004504
they got unbanned
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>>53004487
you mums HIV negative status is a sham
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wew
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How do I go from extra ordinary to extraordinary lads?
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>>53004504
>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone
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>>53004530
>cara is pretty
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did a wank
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>>53004487
Not unlike Christianity.
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>>53004523
poor girl has to suck old disgusting dicks to look like that.
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>>53004530
>only one autist here waifus kyary
>only one
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>>53004546
shoot an arrow up your arse using only a bow and your two hands
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>>53004530
>>53004531
You have to fix this shit tho, those ugly mugs make browsing your general an eyesore desu
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>tfw no miru gf
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*lives in mud hut*
*destroys roman empire*
*genocides baltic people*
*destroys byzantine empire*
*destroys christianity through protestantism*
*invents socialism*
*tries to destroy europe*
*fails*
*gets butthurt*
*tries once again*
*murders millions of european jews and eastern europeans*
*fails once again*
*tries to destroy europe once again through immigration*

who am I?
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>>53004586
>poor girl has to suck old disgusting dicks to look like that.
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quality tune this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU2RVQnC3jA
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can someone explain the following gimmicks to me

>rorke
>rasheed
>FONT

thanks
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>>53004449
I'm pretty sure it's only meme
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@53004615
chinese poster out
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>>53004615
gross
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>>53004618
germans
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>>53004605
Based Portugal
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>>53004626

dont thank me, i've done nothing for you
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as the Thai baht carries the image of the revered King, stepping on currency in Thailand is a criminal offence.
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>>53004618
Listen, I'm fucking sick of you sad cunts on /int/ taking the piss out of Wales. It's a proud and noble notion and we certainly don't need any shit from cretins like you.
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Having banter in here lads

https://instasync.com/r/goodnorthernlad
https://instasync.com/r/goodnorthernlad
https://instasync.com/r/goodnorthernlad

Come add some videos if you like
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>>53004636
she is literally russian

>>53004639
Rasheed
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>>53004626
>rorke
something pakis use to tell you they're triggered
>rasheed
when you suspect someone's a paki by their post
>FONT
abbreviation of 'fuck off normie twat'
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>>53004565
Fuck you sissy Britty.
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>>53004626
FOBTR

(fuck off back to reddit)
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https://twitter.com/hashtag/CleanForTheQueen
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>>53004724
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>>53004724

looks like a fucking tranny
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>>53004724
qt
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>>53004626
>lel what r dese funny memes??? I need 2 fit in and spam dem even when its not funny
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>>53004626
>rorke
when you suspect someone's an insecure racist by their post
>rasheed
something insecure racists use to tell you they're triggered
>FONT
abbreviation of 'fuck off normie twat'
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>>53004128
this is the most rasheed post i've ever seen in my life
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Should I do nowank2016 or just not worry about any of that shit?
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so hard to resist the urge to take a ton of benzos right now
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>>53004831
no
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cat just sneezed on my computer
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>>53004128
Alri Corbin
Your bull doesn't usually let you on the computer this late
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>>53004764
What are you gay? Or are you one of the betas who just likes Asians here?
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>>53004833
>doing opiates

you degenerate
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Lads, if I dropped a joint out of my window accidentally last night, went out and got it today then dried it out cos it was a bit soggy, is it still alright to smoke? My thinking is that there's either bacteria on it that will make me ill or that the THC was fucked up by the water somehow but I'm not gonna waste a joint
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Global communism when
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if mumsie doesnt stop packing away the christmas decorations and let me go into the lounge im going to go loco
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>>53004833
Currently detoxing from 6 years of benzo use. Not nearly as bad as I expected
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>>53004128
t. numbskull
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>>53004888
What are you a madman?
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it is illegal to eat food during Ramadan in UAE.
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https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/683360833632612353
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>>53004889
communism literally ruined russia and the surrounding areas
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>>53004884

here's your reply
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Had two 15 year old qts flirting with me today, they're 16 in mere weeks so I think gf 2016 is off to a racing start weheyy
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>>53004170
>Lancelot fucks Arthur's wife Guinevere
LIKE POETRY
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>>53004746
what a god awful campaign. i can only imagine it was engineered by a republican undercover
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>>53004861
the injection is painless
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>>>/pol/59878567
Why doesn't Britstain have any kawaii politicians like America does?
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>>53004888
absolute degen
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>>53004934
fuck off paki
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>>53004905

What was your regular dose?
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@53004984
chinese poster out
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>mfw a posh southern twat tries to tell me he knows what it's like to be "working class"

>had a gap year on mummy and daddy
>had an opiate pill addiction
>lives in a rich jewish neighbourhood in london
>so many options but still a failure
>tried to relate to me by telling me his parents had a house in france
>literally the definition of "tarquinn"
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How do you actually refute Islam?
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Limmy is reddit incarnate.
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>>53004981
don't let me stop you
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>>53004940
That's because communism only works on a global scale. Have you even read Marx?
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>>53004968
turbo nonse
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>>53004984
fuck off ameriboo
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>>53005036
why would something that failed in a country as big as Russia succeed on an even larger scale?
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>>53005002
Usually 30mg of valium a day, sometimes I would throw some xanax in there too if I had it. Tapered down to 2mg before jumping off though
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>>53005037
I'm 18 bredrin, barely even an age difference
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>>53004925
>>53004156
>>53004188
>>53004210
>>53004814
>>53004882
FYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28QXqXfDAV4
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>communism only works when the circumstances are right
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>>53005004
i am literally chinese
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>>53005011
>tarquinn
good vocab
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rightists are mentally ill
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>>53005012

with neitzsche
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muslims are mentally ill
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>>53005036
no communism only works in small dedicated communities that are self sufficient and the only people in them are people who want to be communist
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>>53004831
fuck off wanker
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>>53005018
ooh denan
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>>53005036
I can tell you haven't
I bet you think the Soviet Union collapsed due to "American pressure" as well
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>>53005094
when you normally go out for sommat to eat there do you call it "getting a british"?
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>>53005094
What should I order from the chinks lad?
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>>53004116
Don't worry lad I'm the same

I hate myself for the amount of times I either decline an invitation or don't reply

Being alone is worse but the easier option
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>>53005075
>>53005133
>>53005093
It's obvious you haven't read the literature. Do yourself a favor and don't step into a discussion on Marxism-Leninism without preparing yourself for an intellectua lshowdown
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>>53005036
kek

>LE ITS NEVER BEEN TRIED XDDDDDDDD

I know a communist in real life and he is the most cringy and embarrassing thing I have ever seen
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>>53004984
why is /pol/ so retarded
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>>53005128
>>53005082
hmm
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why do you guys hate muslims, they're not even that bad. Every muslim i've met has been a nice person I event went to the mosque to pray one time, it was so spiritual.

im white btw
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going to go for it lads

wish me luck
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>>53005084
mhm now post some footage from outside kabul

o wait it was the same primitive tribal shithole it always was
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>no TRUE communist state becomes an authoritarian dictatorship

>no TRUE muslim believes in jihad

>no TRUE scotsman would vote No
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>>53005093
Haha she's so cheeky, that's why /brit/ loves her of course (even if they pretend to not do so).
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>>53005185
Just shitposting lad, no bully
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>>53005198
here's your (You)
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i want to write murder mystery novels that are neither boring nor set in the early 20th century
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>>53004968
Two almost certainly underage slags asked me to walk them home once when I was 18. Powerwalked away from them and my jeans fell down.
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>>53005182
>reddit
>>53005198
>t. paki
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>>53005250
alright I'll call the MIDF off for now
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communists are mentally ill
muslims are mentally ill
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>>53005084
>1950s
under communist control and extremely selective footage

not featured; the vast majority of the population

islam has always had issues and these repeatedly crop up throughout their history
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>i want to write murder mystery novels that are neither boring nor set in the early 20th century
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mumsie still wont let me into the lounge

going absolutely mental here, really laying on the effing and jeffing, putting my foot down
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>>53005247
>all applications of his theories have ended in failure
>what is the NHS
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>>53005308
child
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>>53005267

>>53005287
Thank u
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gf sent me this
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>>53005247
neets make the best philosophers because we have all the time in the world with which to philosophise
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>>53005160
After thinking about it I think it's like this:
>staying in - guaranteed 'alright' night
>going out - running the risk of a really bad night
we probably just want the security of not having to risk having a bad night
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>>53005292
You're silly, the country would not have been the way it is if the US didn't arm the extremists.
But I know you'll go ahead with denial, denial, denial and say muslim nations can only become more backwards even though the reverse has happened plenty of times in history.
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>>53005356
would marry
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>>53005152
never heard of that
>>53005157
whatever you like
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why are logitech g400 mice like £140
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>>53005254
What am I looking at
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>>53005163
its obvious you haven't read the literature either you stupid twat, quit taking bloggers and cliff notes tier summaries as truth.

and beyond that, what does it matter what Marx said? Marx was flat out wrong in his ideas of what communism should be.

he's not some God.

the Soviet Union was as proper an application of communist theories as anything, and still it disintegrated due to the inherent flaws in planned economics.
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Ever since I left the city, (You)
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>>53005400
because they are for pro gamers (like me)
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>>53005376
t. Rasheed
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Morning lads. Watched any smart anime recently?
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>>53005415
who is this guy
see him posted everywhere
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>>53005402
a girl's leg m8
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I like Britain and Brits t b h
Do you Brits like Russia and Russians? Please explain why
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>>53005376
>the country would not have been the way it is if the US didn't arm the extremists.
except for the fact that Afghanistan was always full of ornery tribes fighting one another through all history, occasionally uniting to fuck up the Indians
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>>53005400
bought mine for 40 quid 2bh

>>53005445
kanye west
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>>53005444
>3 (three) episodes of k-on left
might kill myself when i've watched them
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dad's throwing a tantrum
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>>53005472
when
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>>53005445
Laquan Barbosa
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>>53005444
its late evening
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>>53005400
Using one right now haha

I also have a g600
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how accurate is this?

http://www.literallydarling.com/blog/2013/09/04/cheers-mate-10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-british-person/
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>its obvious you haven't read the literature either you stupid twat
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>>53005445
mainstream pop-hop singer
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>>53005444
yes
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worlds mental innit
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>>53005373
Yeah that sounds about right

Annoyingly, the less often you go out the more likely you'll be lightweight/awkward and do something stupid

And thus the cycle continues
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>>53005465
You lads are alright
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>>53005465
russians are funny af lmao
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bought a PS4 for my wife's son lads
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uk is pretty shit save for northern ireland where's there's no muslims and the cops aren't cucks and still carry guns
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>>53005503
g600 are shit tier
its all about the g400 m8
>>
imagine a /brit/ thread without
>anime posts
>nigger rap posts
>posts about pakis
>posts about leftists
>kpop and jpop posts
>normies talking about their successes with girls
>fedora posts
>degenerates talking about taking drugs

would be quite divine not gonna lie
>>
>>53005465
Not really, it's a fucking miserable wasteland with few redeeming features. qt slags though.
>>
>try to have a reasonable discussion on the true (global) application of communism
>some canadian capitalist ape immediately starts assaulting me and calling me names
>>
my husbands son keeps trying to get in the lounge when I'm trying to put the christmas deccies away and clean up ffs
>>
>>53005465

love russia. was there for 3 weeks in october. took the train from st petersburg to irkutsk (then on to mongolia). st petersburg is comfy. loved watching siberia go by and lake baikal is stunning. the food was really good and the people are not that different from british people, just a bit more depressed and less sense of humour.
>>
Need a bf
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>>53005497
September 2014
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>>53005444
>anime
>smart
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>>53005465
I've only ever met one Russian. It was on holiday and he was telling me how he was going to steal some bar owners moped because he called him a commie

Saw him about an hour later riding around on a moped
>>
>>53005485
therefore is a k-on manga you know
>>
>>53005565
manchester
>>
>>53005550
good lad
>>
>>53005541
there is actually a surprising amount of chinks in northern ireland
>>
>>53005550
Agreed
>>
>>53005400
they don't make them any more
should have bought like like 50 of them when they were £20, would have made a killing
>>
>>53005550
*tumbleweed*
>>
>>53005507

None of those would bother me, who is that mongoloid
>>
>>53005485
Two weeks is what it takes and then it gets better. Watch non non or something if you get to deep
>>
>>53005550
fuck off paki
>>
>>53005338
whats rubbing salt into the wound is that one of the reasons im not being let in is because shes watching twilight

keep telling her that if im not allowed into the bastard room this instant therell be hell to pay but shes taking no notice so im trying whingeing and fake-crying, thats a good trick
>>
stomach hurts lads
feel like it might explode
>>
>>53005565

HEMEL HEMPSTEAD
>>
wish i had a gf
>>
6 foot tall 11 stone here
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>when the light reflects off your phone making you think you have a text but you don't
>>
>>53005624
>t. never been here for a late night /brit/ thread

4am-5am /brit/ is comfy as fuck, shame there's too many yanks

>>53005637
mate, we get it. none of us like pakis. i think that's a given.

i'm just a bit bored of talking about pakis, i'd rather not have them be in every single /brit/ thread, you just make it worse by wanting to talk about them over and over again
>>
>>53005665
*rubs ur belly*
>>
>>53005541
According to a thing I read the other day my area (Durham) is 96% white
>>
>>53005665

i hope it does you CUNT
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whens the next manchester meetup lads
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>>53005465
Ive never met any russians but i like the ones on 4chan desu
>>
>>53005682

lanky af
>>
>>53005563
what the hell

literal normie
>>
>>53005511
lmao
go back to your high school exam prep
>>
>>53005723
Meet you in the Burger King next to Primark in 5 mate
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haven't left the house in 3 years haha
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>>53005696
>>53005696
>t. never been here for a late night /brit/ thread
I'm there pretty much every friday/saturday you twat

you just prefer slower threads in general and/or can't hack the banter
off to /britpussy/ with you
>>
>>53005578
This

Does anime only seem smart to the people who watch it because they're too stupid to know any better? I think so.
>>
>>53005694
haven't had a text that isn't automated from a company in over 5 months

only got 4 people in my phone and one of them doesn't even have a phone anymore
>>
Business Idea: Make a 4chan addon that makes your phone vibrate everytime you get a (You) to help autists look like they're getting real messages
>>
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NOWAY TO OUT QT NORWAY
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Poleaboo is seriously considering his options this evening.
>>
>>53005535
I'm an awkward cunt nowadays. The more I go out and socialise, the more natural it feels and the better I get on with people.
>>
>>53005665
me too :(
>>
Lads, I'm watching Casualty on BBC One West Midlands, and a bloke just did a Power Rangers explosion dive.

I swear down senpai.
>>
>>53005466
Sure, it might have declined.
But you come over as so stuborn because you only want to push the conclusion you want to see.
Basically you keep pushing the point that in the end Afghanistan would be the way it is no matter what, which is absurd. Even if it is a tribe nation having a few other tribes would probably help, who knows other tribes might even emulate some succesful aspects of another tribe.

But no, mr. Canuck must remain stubborn and claim that it would all turn into shit no matter what.
Literally close minded is a perfect word for you people, even if this sounds too SJWery.
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>>53005525
good lad
>>
>>53005737

Normies go to machu picchu or build schools in tanzania
>>
/brit/ is objectively better when normies post here.
>>
>>53005770
I think they already have this
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>>53005550
don't bother
they won't listen
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Reminder the middle east used to be peaceful before Arabs forced their shitty Islam on everything
>>
any korean birds here?
>>
>>53005770
this is a really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really raelly really really really really really good idea
>>
>>53005759
K-on is literally the smartest tv show this millenium
>>
>>53005788
sheep look like kyary lol
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rate my gf lads
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>>53005581
kek'd at your story lad
>>53005563
woah, that's a great story! what kind of food did you enjoy the most?
>>53005559
kinda agree
>>53005537
you see a lot of funny shit in the streets no doubt
>>53005536
y-you too)))
>>53005726
Australia is great, just keep the Muslims out m8
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>>53005818
>>
>>53005749
safe, just in the greggs getting a danish next to natwest
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>>53005782

>all this meaningless conjecture

fuck off
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>>53005753
>went to a rave like two months ago
>been cringing about it ever since
I'm NEVER EVER leaving the house again
>>
>>53005588
>>53005668
:*
>>
>>53005813
me in the middle
>>
>>53005850
delete this
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@53005820
agree
>>
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>>53005813
>>
>>53005813
Me tbqh.
>>
Anime is good for /brit/.
>>
>>53005782
the only naive one here is you
assuming that the only path of development is towards a liberal democratic society, and that this is the only "good" end for a people
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>tfw your phone vibrates and scares the shit out of you
>grab it
>not even turned on

HPPD strikes again ha
>>
>>53005864
FONT
>>
>>53005890
Anime is literally the cancer of /brit/

Threads that have 0 anime and 0 k-pop are the best and most comfiest threads
>>
>>53005864
don't tell me that you went there without taking molly first
>>
>>53005858
whats this eejit about

hark at him
>>
>>53005890
>go on holiday to Japan to be in animeland
>spends all his time posting on /brit/

you're a right disaster of a human being, aren't you hampshire?
>>
>>53005601
>uk is pretty shit
>apart from northern ireland

you've never been to northern ireland have you

>>53005601
and they're mostly students in belfast who actually contribute to the economy and are pretty bro tier apart from being quite rude and lacking manners
>>
>>53005903
reality is an illusion
>>
>>53005919
>Threads that have 0 anime and 0 k-pop
When
>>
>>53005805
I bet you had a first class train car though you knob
>>53005818
>>
>>53005919
tbf don't really care when it gets posted a bit it's just when it gets spammed excessively
>>
me and the gf
>>
>>53005942
He is not Hampshire, I am Hampshire
>>
>>53005920
I took some but it just fucked me up and I ended up just sitting on a bench with like 5 mates all just sat around me making sure I wasn't going to puke or die. hurts to think about.
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>>53005970
its more because they talk about nothing, not even the anime itself, and just use it as an avatar so they can play "cute" and get attention.
>>
>>53005942
It's 7am here I'm about to get up lad.

>>53005919
When incorporated correctly anime images can enhance standard posts.
>>
is being a sugardaddy worth it?
>>
dont mind people posting cute korean girls, anime is insufferable though
>>
>>53006002
that chap on the right is very handsome
>>
>>53005946
you gave me two (You)s the absolute nutter
>>
>I care about what is posted in /brit/
>I lack the cognitive power to ignore what I do not like and read what I do
>>
>>53005970
It only gets spammed in response to autistic Pakis complaining about it constantly
>>
>>53006031

your flag looks like a used tampon. fuck off.
>>
>>53005901
>99% of population is happy with their quality of life and freedom in liberal democracy
>it's not objectively good at all!
Literally only sour /pol/ morons complain about it with muh degeneracy. Everybody but control freaks are happy here, suck it.
>>
since we're not in schengan can we just stop any EU people moving here?
>>
>>53006021
ugh sorry to hear that
took too much maybe? was it in pills or crystals?
>>
>>53006031
>When incorporated correctly anime images can enhance standard posts.
how does anime help enhance the discussion of British culture? at all?
>>
>>53006002
the gf and I
>>
@53006002
chinese poster out
>>
>>53006021
umm it definitely should not have affected you like that

you prolly shoulda just tried to puke desu you woulda felt better
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>>53006071
Not really
Ur thinking of one of those pad things i think
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>>53006061
how do I know if i like it before Ive even read it

>>53006090
1 pill
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>>53005959

Nah 2nd class, wasn't even a single first class car on my trains. Still had the old toilets where you step on the pedal to flush, great fun seeing all the steam come up as your shite hits the tracks

Glad I wasn't in 3rd though tbqf
>>
pot memes
>>
>>53006101
>when does /brit/ begin the discussion of British culture? at all?
>>
@53006109
yanks out
>>
went to bed last night but woke up this morning on the couch

I have no recollection of getting up either

think I might be a sleepwalker

any of you lads done something similar, only happened to me once
>>
>>53006064
pakis are the prime consumers of anime in the UK.

do you really think it's mostly white males that are obsessed with little white girls? no, it's shitskins like Ribena who obsess about daughters or childhood sweethearts they could never have.
>>
nothings working

you win this round mum
>>
>>53006128
why didn't you book a train with a 1st class carriage
>>
>>53006055
haha! what an absolute cretin!

guess I should go to bed, can you tuck me in?
>>
>>53006101
Lmao
>>
Pakistani pride
World wide
>>
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What do you guys think of Cara in person?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSNTirj259k
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>>53006061
the mind controls us, we do not control the mind. we are merely a puppet
>>
>>53006156
>couch
fuck off yank
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>phone's notification light flashing
>turn it on, excited
>It's from my weather app
>"95% chance of rain within 15 minutes"
>mfw
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post tummies
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>>53006156

>couch

fuck off yank
>>
>ask girl on tinder what newspaper she's subcribed to
>"the guardian haha"

wat do
>>
>>53006126
>hmm I don't like this

There are two responses
>ARGHASHASHDGHAS I AM ANGRY"!!! :(
>Oh well, I wonder what else is being posted
>>
>>53006087
not without violating EU law
>>
Moving to London next week lads, bit nervous, got butterflies in my stomach thinking about it :3
>>
>>53006087
>>
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>the mind controls us, we do not control the mind. we are merely a puppet
>>
>>53006212
in the bin
>>
I consider myself to be a white nationalist
>>
>>53006233

im so sorry
>>
new sherlock was awful
>>
>>53006233
my condolences
>>
>>53006231
but surely we're not since we aren't in schengan
>>
>>53006212
does it really matter? all the newspapers that i've been reading lately seem to be conveying the same narrative
>>
>>53006233
rip
>>
>>53006200
Comfy
>>
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>the mind controls us, we do not control the mind. we are merely a puppet
>>
>>53006252

what's your heritage lad?
>>
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>>53006200
>>
/brit/'s not shit, it's the people that are.
>>
>>53006212
Wifey her
>>
>>53006173

A 1st class cabin is the same size as a 2nd class but has 2 beds instead of 4. If you're not a sperg and not travelling as a couple, it's a waste of money, like double the price.
>>
just don't know lads
>>
>>53006308
i'm not actually. i was just fedora baiting so i can build up my collection
>>
>>53006212
abort
>>
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>>53006252
Idiot.
>>
>>53006285
that's just no border checks la, a separate thing from freedom of movement.
>>
>subscribing to ANY newspaper

they are all propaganda
>>
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>>53006046
>>
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>i was just fedora baiting so i can build up my collection
>>
>>53006353
hhaha
>>
>>53006379
/brit/ is pretty much propaganda
>>
Taking care of the Gfs son while shes in kenya
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they don't want me to post this
>>
>>53006378
so we just have to let any EU citizen in? why did we agree to this
>>
>>53006390
I said cute, not autistic dwarfs
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Unironically bought the Morning Star today, they actually sell it in Tesco. Bit mental ini?
>>
>Not subscribing to the FT

I can drop anecdotes about the markets to my friends and I'm sure it'll pay off when I get a job at Goldman Sachs.
>>
/brit/ is pro anime propaganda
>>
>>53006413
/brit/ is the truth lad

we talk about all the shit the normies are too afraid to
>>
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>>53006448
>>
i'm moving to mexico
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gonna get my willy wet tomorrow lads
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>>53006446
>>53006448
>>53006449
>>53006450
>>
>>53006478
finally having a bath are ya?
>>
>>53006448
Amazing gimmick
>>
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>>53006465
>>
>>53006478
having a shower?
>>
>>53006478
>>53006493
ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
>>
have you ever pissed yourself as an adult just as an experiment to see how it feels?
>>
I'm just here for slag pics
>>
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>she lezzes out just for the attention of the boys
>>
>>53006501
me
>>
Might shave my face some time this week if i get around to it
>>
get in here lads

https://instasync.com/r/goodnorthernlad

https://instasync.com/r/goodnorthernlad

https://instasync.com/r/goodnorthernlad

https://instasync.com/r/goodnorthernlad
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>>53006530
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>>53005541

>uk is pretty shit save for northern ireland
>>
>>53006523
no

my wife wants me to piss on her but I just find the idea disgusting 2bh
>>
>>53006523
I don't think I could
>>
>>53006501
that actually does look like someone who would move to mexico kek
>>
>>53006552
lol same
>>
>>53006562
Foetal Alcohol Syndrome: Know the dangers!
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>>53006493
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>>53006493
>>53006509
>>
>>53006523
I pissed my pants when I was 19 and got really drink and passed out
>>
>>53006567
Taig mad at his limp wristed feminist SJW country
>>
>>53006523
fuck off ribena
>>
>>53006523
Yeah. Used an adult nappy from when my mum looked after my granddad before he was put into a home but it's weirdly hard to piss yourself, I could only get out a little bit at a time.

I'd like to wear one in public one day and just shit and piss myself and nobody would even know.
>>
>>53006523
I tried once when i was 10 or 11. It isnt easy to do
>>
>>53006523
pissed and shat myself when I was in hospital
>>
>>53006523
is that what you've been telling people? haha
>>
>>53006628
>>53006628
>>53006628
>>
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>>53006432
>>
why were patriarchs so ignorant and presumptive that women would be happy returning to the kitchen after working in the factories during the war?
>>
>>53005541
>Yank likes British Alabama
No surprises there.

Why are Yanks so obsessed with Norn Iron? Please take them off our hands.
>>
>>53006633
You would smell like piss and shit desu
>>
>>53006562
Ugly as shit but would smash
>>
>>53006571
shell get someone else to do it then
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What's it like living in United Cuckdom?
>>
>>53006802
What's it like buying milk in bags?
>>
>>53006920

No body does that here Muhammed.
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