SHUT UP edition
>not having a high test gf
just jump off a cliff already
There is a difference between fat and high test
>found prozzie who will piss and shit on you, rim you, electroshock your scrotum, does anal, pegs, facials
You used to call me on your cellphone. late night when you need my love. i know that when the hotling blings, that it could only mean one thing.
From the thumbnail I genuinely thought it was a drag queen
lads, I've participated many a time in the meme, but i've never actually physically been inside of a Nando's and ordered food there. I intend to change that first thing tomorrow. What should I get?
>Christmas holidays end tomorrow
Might quit lads 2bh
Hello thank you.
Took this yesterday though in a nice Park place
>text oneitis "hey how are you?"
>she replies "only use my number for work emergencies"
>Two normies killed in car crash on New Years
>Car smashes into a concrete war memorial, ruining it
>30mph limit, obvious car was doing more to do that much damage
>Other normies bleating how they were so nice, some even saying the town they were from won't be the same again
>Town bike says they touched her in so many ways
>Some people even saying the memorial should be rebuilt in memoriam to them
>don't you ever reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thead you fuckwit
have the chance to shag this girl
she has lost the belly a bit but i have no recent pics
they actually do serve a purpose, when youre playing basketball you need more support for your ankles. thats why they ride so high on your feet.
just turned into a fashion thing w/ black people from there
>random facebook account with eric cartman pic added me and sent a video of my gf sucking a dick
WTF do I do? Idk if its old or new, she had a few bfs before but she went to a party on New Years, do I ask her about it or what?
im not talkin about mexicans all the east coast hispanics (puerto ricans, dominicans, cubans etc) are the only ppl who still like baseball
going to a game doesnt mean shit either i dont care about baseball at all and i'll go to a game tomorrow if someone asked me to
>video of gf sucking a dick
>WTF do I do?
>do I ask her about it or what?
Yes, then post the results for our entertainment.
>spent 3 days getting drunk
>finally too liquored up to get drunk
>spend night opening tabs on 4chan
Thinking of getting a shooting game for my brothers Xbox one, what's the best one around?
The cockpit window of Flight 11 hit the direct centre of the North Tower, at 465mph in 22 degrees of bank! Amazing accuracy huh?
>I didn't spend new year's rolling my knackers off with the lads in a club
got myself some hot real estate down south, only cost mummy and daddy £500,000, a literal steal.
She doesn't like me asking about her Ex's, fuck posting the video, some cunt is laughing at me now.
jesus christ /cum/ is shit lads
they have the potential of being a really good general with the amount of yanks on this board, why do they fuck it up. Reading it is actually cringeworthy.
It's like they try really hard to get along and talk to eachother but it's extremely awkward and uncomfortable, similar experience to a mental hospital for schizophrenics.
this is literally me.
>it's been raining all week
>my next push in my running schedule is my hardest, running 22 minutes nonstop
>been putting it off and off and off because of this rain
>they have the potential of being a really good general with the amount of yanks on this board
What the fuck made you think americans would make a good general? The posts by ameritards here are excellent amirite?
Yeah it's gash, but it's that gash you can all be gash together. It's like Finns, they are just shitposters but atleast in their general they hivemind and bring some quality shitposting.
The left have L I T E R A L L Y tried to assassinate are nige
well basically it's really really funny
what i do right, yeah what i do ok
is i like say cup
but i only say it when the previous post mine yeah, the previous post ends in a previous number right
so then i like say cup
but whats really really really funny
is like most the time i miss the even number and i end up doing it to a odd number hahaha
>She doesn't like me asking about her Ex's
Oh well then you'd better not upset her about a video you found of her blowing another guy. That just wouldn't be right. This is the most beta shit I've read on 4chan in a while.
>The crash, which took place in daylight at the end of October, has been kept under wraps by Mr Farage until now. He agreed to talk about it this weekend after being contacted by this newspaper.
he seems fine about it
>Jeremy Corbyn poised to move Hilary Benn in high-stakes reshuffle
So I heard this was the place to go if you want to post pictures of Cara. Why are there only 2 itt?
Pretend you never knew her, living great is the greatest revenge and all that.
thing is we americans don't need a general to speak with other americans
the whole fucking website defaults to /usa/
so the only people that go to /cum/ regularly are the ones who can't find somewhere else to go
UK should 'degender' passports, says Maria Miller
>So I heard this was the place to go if you want to post pictures of Cara.
What are some good films tbH?
Would prefer cerebral or sci-fi atm
In what way? Social democratic parties are virtually dead. This revival under Corbyn probably won't last either. Gramsci's line that the old is dying but the new cannot be born is what, imo sums up the times. Even if one extracts it from his communist politics, it has some sense. We still have some sort of welfare state, and an ailing NHS, so yes, we have some functioning apparatus from social democracy when it was alive and well, but it's dying.
Tory party under cameron attempted to "modernise" itself and took as an example moderaterna, Fredrik reinfeldt's party in Sweden. Socially liberal, fiscally conservative.
>if it was a lefty, their popularity would absolutely skyrocket in support of democracy and freedom
>because it was just an evil right wing nazi, nobody is even going to talk about it probably
Yeah that's me, I also have cold showers though.
Going from 16 minutes with a 5 minute break to 21 minutes is a fucking massive step up, I don't understand it.
Fuck lads, what I would do for a slim, pale qt like her
what? a toaster toasts both sides by default
here's a few I liked:
edge of tomorrow
the great gatsby
wolf of wall street
podzemlje (underground 1995)
jagten aka the hunt
law abiding citizen
cabin in the woods
how to train your dragon
requiem for a dream
now you see me
the sixth sense
really, the only people you should blame are the ones giving them money
3 times mate, they also fired microwaves at his testicles and managed to give him cancer. Apparently he found out in the pub, smashed his pint glass, sliced his scrot open and tossed his bollock out the window
I know because my dad was in the pub with him
>"Where is the TV remote?, mummy said you had it last?"
They literally work on your behalf every day of the year, all around the globe, whilst voluntarily giving over the profits from their lands to the treasury. You stupid, ugrateful leftist ape
I did my 6 months as a tank crew. Applied for Serbian navy (note, we are landlocked) so they put me in a tank. You can totally watch a movie in a tank.. was underage during Balkan adventures tho.
>lads I'm all for a bit of banter concerning minorities but I really don't get the appeal of calling a Chinese a chinky
>Not really funny, just edgy 12 year old humour Tbh
Stop being an edgy little fanny
Just don't think it's on Tbh
Don't see why it's funny to call it a paki shop either, just offence for the sake of impressing your working class scummy mates down the dole office or building site probably
Almost funny mate, have another whack and see what you come up with
yeah but at the diner I worked in all the brits [near airport] who come in ask for their toast only done on one side, so we pop two pieces in one slot
not saying its bad, just kinda strange
>Stop being an edgy little fanny
>Just don't think it's on Tbh
>Don't see why it's funny to call it a paki shop either, just offence for the sake of impressing your working class scummy mates down the dole office or building site probably
>Since when was fucking physics useufl?
All of electronic devices used to be "fucking useless physics cunts with their useless sparkling devices in their basements". And now those "useless sparkling devices in their basements" caused the electronic age we all live in.
>6 digits starting
>highest employability in the last 50 years
>absolutely essential, you basically cant get fired, ever
If you arent a physics major you are basically living your life wrong. The world doesnt work on happy thoughts and economy doesnt work on hobbies. You either do STEM or live a worthless shit life.
The whole point of the program is to keep you increasing time mate, of course you can do it
I bet when you started you didn't think you'd be able to run for 16mins straight eh? Well now you can. The motivation, that's on you. When I run I just think "it's 21 minutes out of my day, that's nothing really" - can you ever say you've honestly regretted a run once you completed it?