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Bacon edition
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balt
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bit haram
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>>52998328
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would it be appropriate for me to text this girl today about a race she said she was going to do yesterday?
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>>52998328
Haram thread start again
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haram detector is going off lads
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>>52998074
>that neck
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Please post fit traps itt, thanks
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crayon pop
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>Tfw googling the job I want and linkedin afterwards to see how people got to where they are
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lads x

http://instasync.com/r/coldout
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grime is literally shite
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>>52998074
Message the girl on facebook and post screenshots
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kpop desu lads
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Either Cara dies or the meme does.

You autists decide.
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gf met some lass from eastenders lads
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>that woman
>this whole article

What the fuck.

>It's only terrorism don't be alarmed!
>Pay attention there might be terrorism!
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>>52998369
very cute post
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>>52998399
>>52998433
CHINESE POSTERS OUT
FUCK OFF
FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NLuRITmqRo
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Evolution is a myth.
Global warming is a myth.
Female orgasm is a myth.
Drug addiction is a myth.
Abortion should be illegal.
Being gay is a choice.
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>>52998441
is your gf the leader of the snp party?
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VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://strawpoll.me/6431065
http://strawpoll.me/6431065
http://strawpoll.me/6431065
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>>52998411
Made my post after the new lads
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Me on the right
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Left-wing ideology is the spookiest of all. The pure survival of abstract spooky ideals over the individual; using a haunting presence of social stigmatisation to control each host.
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slags desu
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>>52998447
Forgot link desu lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35213879
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>>52998187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9RxqXZ9bxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzqD-z8trY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JVCGsbtm94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRA4cp8h9hA
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me on the left
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>>52998503
1 is banging
2 is butters
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www.4chan.com/r/4chan/52998423

don't think thats entirely true lad
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>>52998526
this
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>>52998397
>Polish genetics
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http://instasync.com/r/coldout
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
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Please post sissy brit boys itt, thanks
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Welcome to the future.
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The BBC has turned so shit it's not even funny.
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>>52998506

i dislike how people are normalising terrorism now.
fuck off i should be able to look at my phone whenever i fucking like. if those cunts didn't import millions of anti-western rasheeds we wouldn't be discussing this. literally fuck this world.
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>>52998496
>>52998524
I'm going to fucking find you cunts and break your fucking arms off so you can't chinese post anymore
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http://strawpoll.me/6431101
http://strawpoll.me/6431101
http://strawpoll.me/6431101
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>>52998557
>bitch
is this a form for dogs? haha
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I WOULD DRAG MY DICK THROUGH 16 MILES WORTH OF GLASS TO HEAR HER FART THROUGH A WALKIE TALKIE
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wish i had a gamer gf :(
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>>52998496
that song you posted was too like chaotic or whatever

prefer more chilled stuff desu
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>>52998565
Can't criticise Islam though that's racist.
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>>52998496

*unsheathes katan*
*disarms you*
*levatates with your sword and mine*

DUAL WIELD!!!

*smirks*

Is that really the best you can do?

*laughs at you*
*steals your waifu*
*burns your burger*

Pathetic.
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>>52998544
I'd join but my microphone is JUST tier :'<
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>>52998565
Maybe you should stop being racist and voting for governments that bomb other countries
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>>52998519
can't argue with this, ontour lad
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>>52998557
wheres the sexual offender option
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>mfw a yank thinks i give 2 hoots what he says


>>52998632
you don't need a mic

its just synced youtube videos
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>>52998557
>stone
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>>52998481
drug addiction is a myth though
it's all willpower
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>>52998669
Oh shit got it confused with that other one lmao

Embarrassing mistake
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>>52998528
What are the chances Brendan knows about the meme?
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>>52998557
>No option of He-Man

Triggered
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>>52998686
just pretend it never happened
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>>52998677
t. Peter
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Met Hayley for 3 hours because after reading of all the things she does and all her equipment, thought I would make an afternoon of it and spend some quality time with her. We undressed each other, kissed, touched each other bodies then went to the bedroom. Hayley gave me a bj, hand job, and a great prostate massage, resulting in me cumming.

For round 2, she took me into a sort of dungeon where she kept loads of her equipment, including a great sex swing. I mounted that, she smothered my ass with lube and took turns with different toys bashing my asshole, which was lovely. Next up, she fucked me hard in ass with strap on until I cum again. We then went back to bedroom, I fucked her in pussy, then anal.

We tried out some of her electrical sex equipment, hadn't used these before myself, but hayley definitely knew what she was doing and seemed to get enjoyment out of zapping me with these. The first was like a wand that gave a shock to my cock and balls, the other was attached with some pads stuck to my dick snd these waves of electrical currents seems to get harder snd harder , really enjoyed that. Hayley just kept turning it up for more powerful shocks until I couldn't take it anymore, I did last quite a while though, very pleasurable those.

We then fucked again, hayley spitting in my face, hands round my throat. We then a littlr bit of watersport with Hayle going on me. Also used butt plugs, nipple play with these suction things, they were good. She also gave me a good spanking I the living room where she bent me over a large cage/table, whipping my as till it was red raw.
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>>52998677

so babies who are born with an addiction to drugs because their mother is an addict are just faking it or what?
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Doing a WiFi unban at midnight lads
Just fucking wait on it
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>>52998706
Cheers la'
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just cocked that wank right up and no mistake
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fuck off DICKS
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>>52998733
have you even read my book? i cover this issue in depth
t. peter
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Controversial opinion:

If you get upset about being called certain pronouns and make a point of letting your sexuality/sex/ideology define you then you are making up for the fact you are an otherwise boring person lacking any redeemable qualities, so are trying to make your own to seem interesting.

This also applies to people who define themselves solely based on where they're from, double marks if you're an American and going on about muh heritage, although being proud of where your from is fine.

Also applies if you do things like support football and arbitrarily try and measure up as the biggest football fan
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>>52998733
just for the fucking attention tbqh lad, classic attention seeking behaviour
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vaccines cause autism
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>>52998772
>Controversial opinion
maybe on tumblr you bellend most people dont even know that shite exists
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people who want to leave the EU are racists
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>>52998528
alri
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>Controversial opinion:
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>>52998731
poleaboo?
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EXTRA EXTRA
PEOPLE CAN'T BE IDENTIFIED BY THEIR GENDER

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35214487
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God exists.
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>>52998778
you speaking from experience?
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>tfw you realise your oneitis is a bit annoying
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>>52998838
Amen
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>>52998813
Really?

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/02/call-to-remove-gender-from-uk-passports-and-driving-licences

>Passports and driving licences should not state if the holder is male or female because it causes problems for transgender people, a Conservative MP has said.
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Labour voters are grubby little white supremacists.
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>>52998778
Rorke
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>>52998833
>Gender details on passports also do not assist with identification she added
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>>52998833
makes me want to end it all
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>>52998880
you speaking from experience?
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Got my new t-shirt, guys! What do you think? ;3
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me in the middle
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>>52998611
Hmm yes okay then
https://youtu.be/mUT3KoxVzQg

>>52998624
*it was a hologram*

>>52998751
Elaborate please
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>>52998921

>gif

fuck off
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>get gf whos exactly like me
>everything she does annoys me
FUCKING JUST
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UKIP voters are reactionary little-englanders
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>God exists.
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>>52998941
Original
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The number of people who label themselves socialists despite being liberals/advocating reformed capitalism is beyond me. You're confused.

These sorts of people are a hindrance to socialism. They're so confused with what they themselves want, they forget about the masses.

You like capitalism because it benefits you but you think labelling yourself a socialist looks good. Smh

t. Tesco worker
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>>52998833
so its either coming to this or being a paki muslim
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>>52998855
yes we vaccinated my wife's son

now all he does is post korean pop stars every day on the Anglo section of the international community on a Vietnamese floral decoration site
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>>52998952
>This video contains content from [Merlin] Warp Records, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

fuck off yank
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>>52998937

when is your operation to complete transition scheduled?
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>>52998597
iktf
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morals don't exist
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>>52998896
>theguardian
you know how niche this is right?
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>>52998867
iktfb
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>>52998397
What makes her so attractive, ribenalad?
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>When customers ask u to check in the back for something, honestly why don't u go in and look for it yersel ya fuckin prick

t. Tesco employee

might report Sara Tbh does anyone know where she works?
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>>52998937
Would unironically go out with her. Fucking hell. :( she's perfect
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>>52999012
It's on every major news outlet you dumb cunt
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>>52998941
salsa's a qt
BLACKED when?
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>>52999012
>racists still pay for news
YOU
CANT
MAKE
IT
UP
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>>52998731
Do these sort of people really exist
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>>52999002
>>52998597
Just get a gf and make a gamer out of her
it's not even that hard, games are fun
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>>52999037
tesco in edinburgh
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>>52998998
Warp is British what the fuck.
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>>52999012
Guarding is one of the most popular websites, that's what it's all about these days, idiot
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>>52999037
>TESCO
hahahahaahahahahahahaha
hahahahaahahahahahahaha
hahahahaahahahahahahaha
hahahahaahahahahahahaha
hahahahaahahahahahahaha
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>>52998952
didnt prepare correctly so afterwards had to stealth-dash to the loo in a state of extreme disorder if you follow my meaning

>>52998998
>fuck off yank
he doesnt like that

lmao
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>>52999037
>you will never spunk on her lovely white face
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>mfw muds are so insecure about their race they pretend to be white on the internet
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>tfw m8 has gone from being a SJW commie to basically a national socialist

Weird desu, wonder if I had any influence on that.
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Accidentally disrespected my mum, lads.

>on the phone with her
>she asks how I'm doing and I tell her I'm cloning my laptop's OS from hard disk drive to solid state drive
>after I finish telling her this I start saying "I guess you won't understand most of this, I must sound like the adults from Charlie Brown from your perspective"
>short silence afterwards while I realise I've called her an idiot
>ask her how she's doing
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who has an /italiangirlfriend/?
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>>52999061
ye maybe mocking it on anything more than a few dozen people read and the bbc trying to be neutral
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>>52999080
>Just get a gf
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AWWW MATE!!!!!!
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>>52999052
Thank you ;333, but I have a boyfriend
>pic related
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>>52998952
Alberto Balsam is GOAT aphex song and also GOAT shampoo
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>>52999135
your funeral
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How do I improve my English lads?
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>>52998896
There are about 5 trannies in the whole of England why are they being pandered to so much?
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>I call human beings that are a different color from me """muds"""
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>>52999123
>mfw racists are so insecure about everything they pretend being white is something to be proud of
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>>52999012
>all those daily mail readers
what a bunch of bloody racists

>>52999086
I found a different video of it, bit odd for it to be blocked like that desu
Much better then your previous offering
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>>52999135
why do Italian women love British cock so much?
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>>52999177
duolinguo m9
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>>52999167
why?
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>>52999095
no its not, look at how many views those sites get theyre totally irrelevant
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>>52999177
Practice.
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I'm nearly 25 and I've never had a gf. I want to die.
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>>52999159
I bet he's prepped the bull multiple times ;^)
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>>52998974
>people who want no ownership of property and sharing of wealth really just want more stuff for themselves
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>>52999159
Hmm. Well are the two of you looking for a white bull?
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>>52999181
>w-w-why are minorities being given rights?!
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>>52999182
this guy literally looks like me with thicker eyebrows
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>>52999159
>jag_på_bilden
wait a minute.... my swedish is rusty but...
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>>52999216
Life is suffering
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>>52999109
Haha what a knob you are.

Alright lads going to Arby's for lunch now like a RIGHT OLD YANK hahaha
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>>52999191
because they're slags and are bored of Italian men
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>>52999187

well, it is. why else do shit-tier humans flock to white countries?
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>>52999204
they dont age well
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>>52999182
>color

Fuck off yank
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>>52999005

wanker
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>>52999216
You mean Jamal? Hahaahaha, yeah he has xdd
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>>52999236
he's a britposter, maybe you're related :^)
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>>52999187

It is
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>>52999261
they age better than British women so I'm fine with it
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How often — if at all — do you check yourself during masturbation?
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>>52999220
>White
No thanks ;pp
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brit on vacation here>>52999280
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>>52999246
Meant for >>52999210
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>>52999236
dropped

>>52999247
ta-ra luv
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>>52999187
>implying that germans are 100% white
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Top news sites by traffic

1 - Reddit

2 - Yahoo

3 - CNN

4 - Nytimes

5 - Huffingtonpost.com

6 - Google News

7 - Theguardian.com
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>>52999280
have a coat and a jumper that looks exactly like those too

getting spooked now
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Was mathematics created or discovered?
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>>>/tv/64391283

this is what we'll be using when TMO comes on

make sure to migrate
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>>52999268
why does the bull always have to be black? are you some kind of racist?
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which part of Spain should I move to lads
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>>52999323
Ahh, knew it, thought I'd ask anyway aha
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>>52999339
guardian confirmed good news source

daily fail btfo
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>>52999355
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kentqt, I have a good icebreaker for you
it's you
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>>52999229
They should be given 'rights' but not to the detriment to others.
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>>52999404
also a shirt like that
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>>52999380
andalucia if you want sun

barca if you like cities and pollution

madrid if you like bigger cities and terrible scenery
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>>52999380
benidorm
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>>52999127
People usually grow up like this. He will stabilise in a few years
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>>52999364
created, obv
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>>52999395
Lol

It seems that English is going to become a flective language again.
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>>52999324
>vacation

No brit says vacation, fuck off yank.
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>>52999373
>black
He's swedish, you fucking racist
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>>52999440
I've heard Barca is shit so not there

Andalucia might be fun, around the Malaga area
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>>52999193
That might work, but I don't know if I really have the discipline to keep doing it very long
>>52999209
Is shitposting considered practice?
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>there are "men" in this thread that don't drink full fat (blue top) milk
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where can i find a qt, introverted, racist white girl in the UK lads?
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>>52999486
I ask myself this question every day
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>>52999486


Australia
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>>52999483
how fat are you?
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>why yes i am doing dry january
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>>52999475
You need to actually talk out loud to people m8.

I bet most non native posters on 4chan sound like shit desu
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>>52999469
barca's actually decent tbqh m8

and andalucia's good but if you're the guy from the other thread, they speak like scouse spanish its fucking impossible
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>>52999475
I don't see why not? Shitposting here also gives you the added benefit of dropping yankisms early on.
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>>52999437
Maybe you were really drunk or something. I only have those three images haha
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>book quiet carriage for 3 hour train
> rasheed and his 26 children all screaming around me while he's on the phone

AH FOR FUCK SAKE
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>>52999486
I don't think there are any introvert girls in the UK

Are there any girls here who don't go out and get smashed every Friday?
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>>52999525

im doing a dry 3 months 2bh
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>>52999483
do brits not like buttermilk?
>>52999486
northern ireland?
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>>52999426
>white people who think that their opinion matters
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>>52999523
skinlet nonse detected
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>>52999523
actually I'm a skeleton
6'5
12.5 stone
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why does super hot curry make you sweat lads? i just ate some and i'm sweating to fuck. please no fat jokes i barely weigh 10 stone
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>>52998833

Why can't these people just fuck off and die?

Captcha: Dumville Ave
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>where can i find a qt, introverted, racist white girl in the UK lads?
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>>52999525
Dry january is a normie thing though
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>>52999568
Why should the opinion of the minority matter more than the majority? If you don't like it, leave.
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>>52999550
nah the beard isn't quite the same as what I can grow

Wouldn't put it past me to do such a thing though
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>>52999486
thanet tbqh la
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>>52999549
>daily mash
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>>52999486
i dont know about qt or introverted but you could easily just find the nearest chav slag and there you go
>>
>>52999536
yeah the accents might be a bit annoying, but in barca I would have to deal with bloody Catalan

Anyway I'm basically living there until I run out of money, my dad died so I don't feel like caring anymore
>>
>>52999598
it can be normie but still fedora
>>
/brit/ official theme music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzylm9fdUxQ
>>
doing a poo wank
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>>52999563
i h-hope ;_;
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>Why should the opinion of the minority matter more than the majority? If you don't like it, leave.
>>
>>52999259
>bored of Italian men
Top kek, like British men are sexier
>>
>>52999626
rip dad

sounds like a good choice lad, learning spanish will be a laugh and life is cheap af atm there, shitty euro and unemployment is a bonus for us
>>
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>>52999603
It's our country now
>>
>>
>>52999532
Have you ever heard a Dutch person talk English?
That's what I sound like, probably.
>>
>>52999659
>tfw no gf
>>
>>52999681
really really gay post this
>>
>>52999681

American slags can't enough of us so why not Italian birds?
>>
>>52999681
we're not as bad looking as /int/ as says
>>
>>52999659
that looks like the haircut you'd give to a lobotomised patient
>>
do you lads ever have a place in the back of your mind when your browsing the internet
like you sort of envision the posts and screen against a backdrop of that place in your mind

that's the best way i could explain it
>>
>>52999532
You even doesn't realize how russian from anglos sounds for us
>>
>>52999580
>trick your body into being hot
>act surprise when you sweat to cool down
>>
>>52999709
I've heard many Dutch people speaking English but obviously the proficiency varies.
>>
>>52999606
from wikipedia:
>Health is worse in Thanet than in England on average
>Life expectancy is lower than for England
>There are health inequalities: in deprived areas life expectancy is 5 years lower for women and 10 years lower for men
>Teenage pregnancies are high compared to the England average
>Estimated smoking rates are average but death rates from smoking are significantly higher
>Binge drinking is around the national average
>Children are significantly less active than average
>Significantly higher than average number of people admitted to hospital for alcohol-specific conditions
>Significantly higher than average rate of diabetes
>Significantly higher than average rate of mental health problems
sounds perfect
>>
>>52999709
I have

his voice was beautiful desu
don't tell him I said that

(dutch is still the most disgusting language on the planet though)
>>
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451763139643.webm
lads please watch this and comment your thoughts
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>>52999758
cunning ruse
>>
>>52999681
They should see me then
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>it can be normie but still fedora
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>>52999738
no
>>
>>52999604
despairing of mine at the moment tbf, thought it was doing a bit better when i was away but saw some old pics recently and theres been no progress at all

not best pleased
>>
Found £10 on the floor in Sainsburys earlier.

Not a bad day.
>>
>>52999681
I'm an average looking bloke and I was pulling a new girl every day when I was in California, American girls are pathetically easy for Brits
>>
>>52999740
Oh definitely, any non native speaking a language sounds weird.
>>
B R I T I S H P U S S Y F O R P A K I C O C K
>>
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>>52999648
>>
I'm a bit gay lads
>>
Bought this "underrail" game that's been getting viraled on /v/ haha
>>
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>growing a beard
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>>52999738
did you fail english lad
>>
>>52999771
top fucking lols, no wonder ukip do so well there
>>
>>52999800
I've got a decent moustache and chinbeard going but the colour is simply awful

need to shave it before I go back to work desu
>>
>>52999810
oh thanks for picking that up for me la, drop it round later yeah?
>>
>>52999721
yeh theyre really easy to get with ha ha
>>
>>52999787
is this autism
>>
>>52999709
Dutch lools like a mix of serbian and deutch, because a lot of je, ie, ij.

But sounds like a more soft deutch.

The difference beetween deutch and dutch is like beetween polish and ukrainian
>>
>>52999810
That was mine give it back.
>>
>>52999648
Based J.G. Thirlwell
>>
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>Found £10 on the floor in Sainsburys earlier.
>>
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>>52999775
>>
>>52999821
I'm a bit bi lad
>>
>>52999826
urironically failed my Maths GCSE
and my Welsh one, but fuck Welsh 2bh
>>
>>52999775
crappy bum
>>
>>52999873
fucking thief
>>
>>52999873
becoming quite a fan of this jay gimmick
>>
>>52999886
Should you be using a computer unsupervised?
>>
>>52999825
would literally grow a full beard if i was able

>>52999836
mine simply looks vile

just random sparse strands
>>
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my battlestation
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>>52999773
pls no bully
>>
>>52999775
Is that a boy? Wheres the arse?
>>
>>52999916
I got an A in ICT ;)
>>
>>52999775
degenerate slag
>>
Who? /onlygotB'sforGCSE/ here!
>>
>>52999922
How do you find the battery life on the surface pro?
>>
999999 t.bh
>>
Got called a racist in Gregg's earlier
>>
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>>52999922
my joggers
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>battlestation
>>
>>52999969
all of us
>>
>>52999969
A A A A A A B B B C lad
>>
>>52999930
wasn't bullying was just stating a fact
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xUloTrYA0
>>
>>53000000
>>
>>52999969
pfft i dunno that shit was like 9 years ago i don't remember

t. grandad
>>
>>52999969
nope

I also got two a stars and an a for a levels lmao
>>
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selling a jgf
>>
>>52999773
if you think dutch sounds ugly you should hear what english sounds like to a non-english speaker
>>
New gimmick reply with ツ to fun posts

Feel free to join in
>>
>>52998557
>Shaman
Sweet.
>>
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451741855719.webm
>>
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>>53000015
>>
Time for another set. Gonna get swole this year.
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>>53000112
>selling jgfs

how much la?
>>
>>52999813
Sometimes no, for example this man is a french native speaker
http://youtu.be/ob13ssvQzUU
But he had moved to USSR at 15 yo

Also one language professeur from Montenegro was very good in russian
>>
how do I get a girlfriend? Will girls think I am weird for browsing 4chan on a Saturday evening?
>>
>>53000122

American English sounds great. British English sounds awful.
>>
>>53000085
>chipmunk

binned.
>>
>>52999867
Proof?
>>
>>53000139
ツ
>>
>>53000169
you are finnish, of course you are going to say that
>>
>tfw can't even bench 100kg
>>
>>53000190
hate it
>>
>>53000167
the idea is that you don't tell them that
>>
>>53000167
depends if you went out on friday or not
>>
>>53000180
t. Bugzy
>>
>>53000139
That entire series is fucking hilarious
>>
i think im on a higher level of consciousness
>>
>>53000139
>literal bullying
>>
>>53000215
ツ
>>
>>53000211

I try to sound as American as possible when speaking English.
>>
>>53000222
nice trips
>>53000223
never go out on friday either
>>
LSD is a religion for me
>>
>>53000139
what is that on her chest?
>>
>>53000112
what does the bidding start at?
>>
>>53000000
>>
hahahahaha http://efukt.com/21342_Trading_Girlfriends_for_Tokens.html
>>
>>53000256
and undoubtedly fail hilariously
>>
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>>53000252
>>literal bullying
>>
>>53000239
>420 up in this hotbox blud
Bit gay tbqh.
>>
>>53000256

you must sound like a right pillock
>>
>>53000281
what a waste.
>>
>>53000085
both hard artists but the bars in this, especially chips 2nd verse, is wetter than the north
>>
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How long does it take you boys to shower?

I just had a shower and it was only 8 minutes, feel like that's really not long at all but I'm definitely clean
>>
>>53000285
Made me chuckle the first time I watched it because the one getting the lardo is soft as fuck and the one that gets the better looking one boners up at the mere reading of the comment.
>>
>>53000299
i'm not high

i just feel that i'm conscious on levels i cannot explain
>>
>>53000264
seriously considering taking half a tab of acid instead of MD when I go out desu
>>
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>>53000169
>m-muh sexy accent though
>A-American slags love me
>>
>grime
>art
>>
>>53000357
<5 minutes desu

get a fucking sponge, job done
>>
>>53000357

yeh about for me. 11 if im shaving
>>
Take Me Out starting in 6 mins
>>
>he hasn't experienced being dead on acid

fucking casuals sm h
>>
unironically listening to the ting tings again lads
>>
Does anyone here actually still think Muslims should be allowed to stay in the country? Would anyone care if they all just died? Honestly.
>>
THERE SHE GOES


THERE SHE GOES AGAAAAAAAIN
>>
>>53000399
giss a link to the /tv/ thread please lad?
>>
which part of the UK has the most attractive people on average?
>>
>>53000419
thats not my name
>>
>>53000375
>being this butthurt I could fuck your sister whenever I feel like it
let the butthurt flow
>>
>>53000112
only got a fiver :/
>>
>>53000349
ERRRMMMMM YOU CUNT
>>
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>>53000357
An hour

I usually shower with some random tart — girls just can't get enough of my massive cock
>>
i'm alright out on the football field
>>
>>53000446
eh?
>>
>>53000436
ayyy lad good post tbqh fuck them pakis hahahahahaha

>>53000445
Bristol tbqh lad
>>
>>53000442
good tune
>>
apparently cuck's been unfiltered lads

desu
senpai
>>
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>>53000444
>>>/tv/64391283
>>
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>>53000448
I don't have any sisters. You might be interested in my brother though, you sissyboi
>>
>>53000502

it was unfiltered ages ago you stupid twat
>>
>>53000473
They call me quiet
but I'm a riot
maryjoelisa
always the same
that's not my name
>>
>introduced several of the most popular fedora images to /brit/ myself
>still have several very rare vintage fedoras in my collection that have never been posted on /brit/ before and that are sure to become extremely popular but am holding them back to keep demand high
>>
>>53000445
The south west. Generally, the further north you go, the more disgusting women get, until you get to Scotland, where women and men are basically the same thing, they're all hairy, ginger bearded, skirt wearing freaks.
>>
i swear i heard some american mumble something about grime or trying to take the piss or something. why don't they actually post things instead of coming up as greyed out little bars? not cool tbqh
>>
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brit on holiday here
after tea I'm going to play soccer
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>>53000522
wind your neck in
>>
>>53000511
top lad, these are my favourite threads full stop.
>>
>>53000513
your mother will have to do then

t. lad who had a threesome with 2 lasses in Michigan
>>
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't truth only exist in reality as correct thought? Where does this truth independent of thought occur?
>>
>>53000527
you've lost me mate
>>
Was this show ever on air here in the UK? I find it funny how a lot of people here know what Cheers is and refer to it when they say "I'd love to have pub like in Cheers where everyone knows your name". But I don't think it was ever actually broadcast here.
>>
>>53000445
Ireland.
>>
>>53000583
arrrrrreeeeeee youuuuuuuuuu callinnnnnnnnnnnnnng me darllllllllllllllllllllllinnnnnnnnng
>>
>>53000595
yeah it was on channel 4 I seem to remember, on sunday afternoons
>>
>>53000595
it was referenced on friends m8, during the wedding in london
>>
>Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't truth only exist in reality as correct thought? Where does this truth independent of thought occur?
>>
>>53000595
My uncle loved it so it obviously aired, but was never as popular as frasier
>>
>>53000595
It used to be on BBC2 quite late at night
>>
>>53000595
Yes, all the time. I think it got more repeats than Friends.
>>
>>53000643
>>53000643
>>53000643
>>53000643
>>
>>53000546
>tfw no british bf
>>
>>53000564
I, too, watched Love Actually
>>
>>53000564
the only situation ive ever been in where sex was a possibility was in the context of a threesome
>>
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>Tfw so focused on the whole world I don't take time to enjoy the smaller world around me.
>>
had a threesome with a 9 and an 8 when i was 18 lads

only fingered one, the other was my gf, but they made out and stuff. jaypost all you like but this is actual reals
>>
>>53000738
fucking nonce

on the cross
>>
>>53000738
fuck off nonce
>>
>>53000738
they added up to 17 together lads not even illegal
>>
>>53000738
I don't doubt it m8.
>No Jaypost
Suit yourself.
>>
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>>53000767
>>53000755
>>53000829
top lads, thanks for trusting me
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