1 hour until my favourite /tv/ tradition starts again. Get

>>64391283
>no gender swap or gay version

>>64391633
Gays will choose every guy then get gangbanged back stage trying to contract HIV, they're too degenerate to be allowed on prime time Saturday night family tv

this is feminist propaganda that objectifies men, and i will have no part in watching this preposterous offal. the scumlords at ITV will be on the receiving end of a rather ill-tempered letter

>>64391698
the edge.

>>64391750
But then you won't get to see weirdos get a blackout

>>64391283

I live in london and all the girls in the street are pale thin art student types. I occasionally watch this to see the orange-skinned slags in tiny dresses that you only get to see in the provinces.

This Ninja Warrior is so shit.

>>64392206
London has the best half breed girls though

has this been on yet or is it the first week?

if not, predictions for females on the show:

a milf
some fat paki who thinks shes hot and/or funny
a fat one with glasses that thinks shes funny and constantly oggles every single guy and comments on his arms and jokes about food
a tall black one that looks like a man and all the guys keep her light on until the last round to look PC
a welsh one that feels the need to tell everyone shes welsh every time she gets picked to say something
one from essex that plays up to the dumb stereotype even more than she is

FtM tranny contestant when?

>>64392567
First episode of series tonight.

Half the fucking girls will be from essex and probably one of every guy each episode too. There will also be that girl that always turns off in the last round so she can stay on for the entire show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywUPr2PStSc

>>64392278
They practically run over that bit at the beginning with the tilted platforms in the Jap version, but here they jump slowly from one to the next. It looks so shit.

>>64392735
>unironically posting anything from Weekly Wipe that isn't Cunk or Shitpeas

>>64392734
I went to watch it get filmed. There's a girl that can clap with her bum cheeks and a geordie girl that served prince harry breakfast.

>>64393005
>clap with her bum cheeks

It's a fat chick ain't it?

>>64393005
Oh btw the geordie girl had a really thick accent,I think she tries even harder to sound more geordie on purpose desu. Think she was wearing a red dress. It's really quite a good show to see live. Free tickets. It's filmed at maidstone studios near South London. Paddy is funny as fuck,he got one of his "lines" wrong and said

"Fucking hate first week I'm rusty as fuck "

Pretty good live desu senpai

>>64391755
But you don't deny it do you, batty boi.

>>64393052
I wouldn't even say she's fat to be honest. When I say clap I mean it's ridiculous. Even when he took the mic off her bum you could hear it slapping at the back row of the audience. It's pretty special

10 MINUTES YER WANKERS

>>64391283
American here, what's the best stream for this channel?

>>64393131
Who were the 4 men contestants tonight? Token Black? Token Manlet?

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>>64393005
>"I can clap with my bum"
>"Yeah, that's because you're a fat bitch", says my dad
>mfw

And that was when I realised that my dad was a low test faggot.

>>64393166
There's a black guy at the end who does back flips. One gets a black out. Can't remember the other 2, was filmed a couple months ago.

>>64393173
Honestly it's pretty special. It's filmed over a week the whole series. Paddy said he'd gona get her to do it every time they do a show haha. Whether or not it's on the tv every show idk, might be during takes or whateber

>>64393158
Does catch up tv work there? If not proxy to UK and use catch up tv. It's the most solid one i've found

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>starting again already
I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS!!!

>Freddie
>Nik (paki)
>Joe
>Gaz

mfw

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>timothy sheev

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>>64393273
Oh, I'm looking forward to fapping to this so much.

Will /sp/ come back?

>>64393298
What are you talking about? We're still in the last minutes of Ninja Warrior.

>>64393320
Oh if this is real I'm going to fucking lose it.

>>64393410
It was by complete chance that I saw this thread

I was not ready for this show and am too drunk

because

I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS

these are one of my fav threads of the years 2bh

lets keep it between us and don't let JFs in

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What channel is it? like which button do I press on my remote to get to the right channel?

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>>64393465
but you are the JF you taffy twat

>the gossip is an hour long too

Thank Christ, my saturdays got so much better, MOTD on after too.

>>64393474
ITV 3
103

Or ITV HD if you want to see all the blackheads and cellulite on the sluts

>>64393474
3

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gf just sent me this lads

i'm so hyped

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alri

>>64393499
>>64393506
cheers, top lads

>>64393509
/brit/ pls

This is neither the time nor the place

>>64393509
Use a bigger bowl next time

>Take me out back on
>Related thread to shitpost in

Saturday nights just got a lot better lads

>>64393465
oh not you ffs

That shark commercial was televised cp

I fucking detest this feminist propaganda video.

Why would you be so fucking thick you think that a slit between your legs defines you.

>>64393509

Send the cunt back.

>please don't shampoo yours eyes
My sides

imagine getting mauled to death by your staffie while you were having a seizure lmao

mental

>Take Me Out then The Dark Knight
Not bad. Haven't seen it in years.

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BRAND

NEW

SERIES

>>64393597
haven't seen it since christmas night

PADDY

This is literally the happiest I've been since I last had sex, and that's a long time.

Looks like Paddy has had a hair transplant. It was a bit bare bones on his crown in the last series.

>ywn have a cheeky nando's on fernando's

lol that skeleton dress baka

>claiming Joanna lads

>another grill with a shit hat

just want a tall white male to come down and see them all become thirsty sluts

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>pink hair
>sirens intensify

I can't fathom having so little shame that you would actually go on this show.

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AWWW HERE WE GO LADS!

pls be some qt emo girl

>Stories About Things That Never Happened: The Show

What's with the selfies.

Need a shower after working a 12 hour shift so I'm gonna miss the first 10 minutes or so. I hope they save the loons and the date-rapey rapid heads till last!

wow Peter Kays lost weight

has he stopped eating garlic bread[\spoiler]?

>>64393703
>Prince Harry was served a fry up by some Geordie


>Finding a dad for a dog

>>64393716
Need to make it look like the show is evolving.

>fat duskie witnessed

>terezita
Wut

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>watching a dating show alone at home on a Saturday night

have a word with yourselves lads

I thought she had an actual child for a sec there

>Pug
Shit dogs desu

Hands off Margarita lads, she's mine.

>"single pug mother"
>want a dad for him

What the fuck is with this mongrel with the Norn Iron accent? I don't like it.

literally not finding any female attractive right now

no homo.

>bum clapper is a minger

>>64393730
*roid heads

Fuck these accents are to funny

LEWD

>>64393659

No, looks like I misjudged where they were standing, girl with pink hair is mine

high test as fuck

Kill me.

>>64393751
what are you doing then

>doing ____ alone on a ____ night

GUYS!!!! ITS 2016!!!!!!

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>arse clapping

absolutely disgusting

i cannot stand british women

Fat bird with clapping arse. Lads. What is this show?

I think this show might make me gay.

>>64393751

i have a girlfriend actually you retard

shes just out of town with her boss

good thing for me her kids love watching this too

This is grim.

golden age of tv lads

check this normie twat out

this bloke has a massive head

That dude is definitely a homosexual.

H-Hot.

>Sasha Baron Cohen

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>You will never live in that arse

PARP!

>sounds rich
>is white
>is 6'0

they're thirsty right now

>coming down to 1D

bold

I'd gang rape all these bitches, And shove my head right in that fat bitch's arse who claps.

Typical southerner this lad. Soft as shite and probably bent too.

>>64393868
>6'
says who mate

This bitch is going to keep talking about Prince Harry every episode isn't she?

>>64393820

> her kids

Stop this meme.

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>bitch mentions 1D

INSTANT TRASHING

>>64393872
He's white, not a manlet, posh (rich), and not hideous
He can do virtually no wrong

FERNANDOOOOOOS

>less than 10 minutes in
>she's mentioned Prince Harry twice

>>64393886
paddy is 6'1

he has big hair, they'll think he's 6 foot

american here

stream where?

>>64393868
>6'
He's 5'10" max.

>>64393868
He's like 5'10

Paddy is only 6'

were pathetic

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His chest isn't even big

CMON

>cars
>metrosexual

He dun goofed

>>64393893
This t.bh. I only touch girls who listen to Nine Inch Nails and videogame soundtracks.

>>64393914
It's on a channel called ITV, try searching for that

I was pretty smashed when I wasat the studio. Thought the bum clap girl was better than that. My bad lads. This guy is a proper cunt, I remember now. The recording of the show is over like 3 hours almost, there's a bar outside so I got hammered before going in as you can't drink in there

>>64393916
>>64393926
yeah load of girls turned off

he must be 5'10

w-what actually is the cucumber on the eyes for?

>>64393881
You got a waterproof TV or something la?

So Gemma is the fatass keeping her light on for everyone this year then?

>>64393930
8 SCOOPS A DAY COME ON!

Is watching this supposed to hurt so much?

>>64393914
Use hola and go to catchuptv

The skin specialist was on last year or has been on some tv programme recently. I recognize her from something.

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dad just called me a faggot

>>64393930
>I'm an overweight gym-freak

okay luv

>>64393969
>ass

fuck off yank

>I like X
>Well I think you and me should X in Fernando's
Every Take Me Out line ever.

Why are Southerners so Americanised?

>>64393961
Sorts out the bags under your eyes I think.

>>64393961
Cucumber is mostly water, so it's an inherent moisturiser.

>>64393976
You'll get used to it.

>dis saxophone
Anyone who still has their light on is a gold digger of the highest order.

>>64394011
Ask him to prove it as you bend down in front of him.

>>64394000
fascinating insight

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>this "talent"
>miming badly is a talent

this show never ceases to amaze me

>he owns a classic car
>BEEW BEEW BEEW

???

Hair like a sweet

>milly
>darcie
>GEMMA!!!

I'll take "people who will still be there in the final episode" for 500

>>64394064
a sweet what?

>>64393948
>>64393992

thank you based britfriends

Remember when Fernando's used to be a shit club in ?Bolton lads?

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>>64393682
Oh my days who is the girl on the right?

wonder many of these girls paddy's shagged over the years

at least 15 I reckon

He runs likes a poofter.

Not sure if the next guy is black out or the guy after. Like I said theres a black guy at the end who does flips and shit

>>64394056
It didn't look good. Looks more like a stripped down jeep than anything else. Women crave status and image.

>>64394072
sweet puss

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>Turning off bum clap girl

LOW TEST FAGGOT!

>>64394086
I'm from USA but y-you too

>>64394086
:3

>Dat scottish accent

Makes my heart melt desu senpai

Laura a best

Why do the fucking women not even answer the guys questions.

Every fucking time.

such shit banter by them both

>>64394092
my gf

quite a lot of ugly ones this year lads

emma is gross

>>64394099
they have to do it just to get on the show

LAURA

PICK LAURA YOU NONNY!!!!!!!!!

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>one of these girls can eat 50 chicken wings in one sitting

>>>/int/53001244
ahahahahah you're not wrong mate

>>64394127

shame she's a minger

WHITES ONLY CONFIRMED

>>64394132
>What toots your horn?
>I'll sing in Fernandos
Are they retarded or something?

bullshit can she eat 50

>>64394146

she looked a lot better from afar

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>Turning off Emma

>not picking the bit of rough scottish slag

Was a guaranteed fuck lad 2bh

Good fucking lad

>>64394133
They don't say anything except (shit innuendo)+"take me to Fernando's!"

>not asking them to perform some physical trick like a dance so you can see their whole body before picking

If Paddy tried to banter me for my Southern accent i'd kick his head in.

>>64394152
>Not aroused by that

This nigga can't fucking speak

>>64394191
yeah

and if i was there i'd kick your head in

>>64394191
Nah you wouldn't.

>>64394157
>Guardian article tomorrow
>"Does Popular Tv Dating Show 'Take Me Out' Discriminate Against Interracial Couples?"
>By Owen Jones

>I've been single for 5 years

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>Love at first light basically acting as a giant cock block

Who thought this was a good idea seriously, do we not forget this clown?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzyvLf0V3qs

>>64394191
>southern people are violent

not surprised

Next tosser is here for one of the older birds.

>>64394157
There's a fat black lass, m8.

>She'll leave her light on every ep guaranteed and then get a pity date at the end of the series

Calling it now.

>>64394191
>southern
>kicking anyone's head in
wew

>>64394218
He was being gay for the past 5 years.

Next guy in love lift seems like a guaranteed lights out desu

Fucking hell I'm so angry lads, got a shit stream going and it keeps freezing.

Where can I watch this? Brit expat in Germany with a terrible UK proxy.

You need an account for itv apparently now

>>64394218
>5 years
>not his whole life
He's not one of us you fucking poohead

>>64394191
paddy is an absolute wanker desu

>>64394232

i've never seen british TV commercials before

this is so exciting

>>64394191

CAM ON BRUV, ONLY A BITA BANTA AINT IT!?

next one gonna be interesting

Yer it's this guy that's black out. He's fucking weird as fuck

>>64394220
>Most embarrassing moment
After what I've seen in the past 15 minutes, I'm not sure I can click that. tl;dw?

>>64394252
Good point, but I'd kick your head in too lad.

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>>64394135
She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.

>>64394250
Sky Go mate?

>>64394187
Get them to arse clap

>>64394220
That shit was pretty funny tho

They needed to make more of that chance to swap for mystery grill at the end

This show is sexist. It's about time it's 30 men judging one woman. Why isn't this being done??

>>64394191

Taking him down to pret for an overpriced coffee and cupcake more like, faggot

>>64394255
the meerkats are a national treasure btw

>>64394218
GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEE.

>>64394207
Can't this board go through one fucking night without kicking peoples heads in? Jesus christ.

who /normie/ here

if i went on TMO i'd prolly bag a right cutie

js

>>64394292
>Lights on
>All the time
>For everyone
>Always
Shit idea m8.

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>Ministry of Sound compilations are still a thing

babby's first compilation album

Very relevant for this thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15qeGWNtWVU

>>64394292

As Paddy's pointed out whenever he's been asked, no men would switch lights off

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>normie friends want to go out tonight
>hiding inside playing vidya and eating instead

>Herbal Essences
Racist desu

>Quorn
Fuck off Mo

>Compare The Market
mai waifu

>Harveys
lrn 2 Gumtree

>Bensons
fuck off normies

>RAF Reserves
racist desu

>Reed
Bullshit

>DFS
It's not a sale if it's always on sale

>First Choice
Dont have a gf, fuck you

>Beowulf
scandis OUT

>>64394322

checking in

>>64394327
Would your special trick be walking towards the camera ?

HERE WE GO LADS

BLACKOUT
L
A
C
K
E
D

>time for me to show my talent on TMO
>lights come up and i'm sat in a bed
>a stream of my laptop screen is projected for the audience
>I'm making childish and offensive posts on 4chan and once in a while laughing to myself

ready to hear them lights ping?

I'm from ITV, important survey pls.

http://strawpoll.me/6431846

I want to twirl that stache.

Oh dear

Lads. I can't take all this. It hurts too much. I know what's going to happen and I can't handle it.

she's qt

this twat

Oh wow

He looks like a /tv/ poster if have ever seen one

>>64394369
Are you the guy who worked for ofcom?

Fuck that was rough.

>expected him to be a paki

Wasn't ready for this

TOP KEK

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That was fucking harsh. What happened to not judging a book by its cover?

>>64394414
Kekked

Hannah is high test as fuck

damn

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BRONNIE
R
O
N
N
I
E

IT'S A MASSACRE

>>64394327
You got the bag bit right m8. Brown bagger.

>Average Mancunian '''''''''''''man'''''''''''''''

>hating a guy for his hair

>>64394455
>women

not judging a book by it's cover

they're so fucking materialistic it fucking hurts

>This lege BTFOing the slags that turned him off

>>64394321
would love to kick your head in

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>>64394455
>first day in /tmo/

>>64394457

who /hannah/ here

Hannah, you basic northern whore

gobble my helmet senpai

Is Vivienne black?

Also, Hannah looks like Phoenix Marie

At least wait to the next round to switch lights off baka

This guy's bants are off the charts.

This guy's got decent lines.

>>64394485
don't lie, if a saggy old woman came down you'd buzz her off

Who /manc/ here?

>>64391283
Unironically watching this trash.

>>64394335
>>64394367
why do men have no standards and women do? kek

wtf

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>That guy who does electricity, like invented it

This planet needs to burn.

>Charlotte

If I remove the hat, will you die?

BLACKOUT
L
A
C
K
O
U
T

that fucking face on elena as she pressed that final buzzer

IT'S OGRE

Not a fan of this 'girls wearing orthodox jew hats' meme 2bh

BRUTAL

;(

Bob geldolf x russell brand

into le trash geldof

GO GET RAPED BY PAKIS YOU RANCID SLAGS!

>>64394497

this person

>>64394457

CLAIR

High test af

B L A C K O U T
L
A
C
K
O
U
T

>have banter
>still get BTFO

Why even bother lads?

Charlotte BTFO

reminds me of an irl friend desu

>you will never watch movies with Charlotte on a saturday night

>the guy who invented electricity
>Einstein
Hannah, you ruined it m8

Charlotte is one of u lads

>Lisicki
>friends

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I can't wait until ISIS holocausts these cunts.

Gaaaay

>>64394570
fuck off rasheed

>paris incident

>>64394570
found poleaboo

>being different
>expecting to get any lights left on unless you're really good looking

>>64394588

>Implying anyone could handle that awful Essex accent

"OH MY GAWD, WOTS GUNA HAPPEN BRUV?"

Why are there never any fucking MILFS?

>>64394581
Fuck off, you stupid fat cunt.

>>64394629

i'm america i think it's sexy

What song would you come down to lads?

take me out?

more like take me to an ad break!!

amirite??

>>64394637
There has been in the past la

CHICKEN MADRAS

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>>64394627

>>64394628
He was literally an old man with scraggly hair and he still had a few left on

Literally a cuckolding advert, They aren't even trying to hide it anymore

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>>64394647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM

>>64394647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8

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>tfw 26 and still kissless

>>64394647

The kill la kill ost

>>64394629
I'm from Essex so i'm vaccinated.

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>this cuck just eat advert

Ever seen any movie ever?

>>64394647
Let the bodies hit the floor

lewd match advert followed by the cuck just eat advert :/

these are the best threads of the year tbqvhwy

>>64394647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82PQyY1djI

>>64394649
More like "Tek Meh Awt"

>>64394647
prob Teenage Kicks

>TFW Paddy is a pimp and the girls are his bitches

Seriously, this show should be called Paddy's playhouse.

has she clapped her arse yet?

Someone make a new thread.

>>64394647

>thread now fills with youtube links

TWAT

>>64394647
For maximum autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ZY8Fz9GGU

>>64394649

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA

HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THEM ANON?!

>TAKE ME OUT

MORE LIKE, STAY IN WITH NO GF YOU ROBOT FREAK ;_;

>>64394647

I don't give a fuck about you. Dunno who sings it.

>>64394688

Jewish endgame is reaching it's apex lad

new thread?

Why does itv only try to appeal to poortherners?

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>>64394717
>All the cucks that come on the show to pick up Paddy's sloppy seconds

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>be me
>watching TMO
>posting with the lads here
>whilst botting runescape

>Just-Eat
cucked

>google play
fuck off google

>match.com
lezzas desu

>Quaker Oats
>Good breakfast senpai

>furniture Village
Normie advertising

>Virgin
Dicky Branson pls go

>Very
Shit name, shit company

>Richmond
Nonces OUT

>>64394685
had my first kiss at 14 and thought I was a proper late bloomer

>>64394764

why are there so many shitskins in UK ads?

>>64394647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWy3mNIHk9U

I'd dress up like them too.

>>64394647
Sound of Silence.

>>64394697

>tfw Britbro in Germany, try to click the link and it's banned here

What an awful country I currently reside in.

>>64394721

Yeah shes fat and ugly too unsurprisingly.

virgin for sure

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>Chicken Legend

bitches love shaggy

QT

What a top lad, nandos all round

I can't ever contain my cringe when they come out the lift

Also coming from Preston is enough to warrant a blackout

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>>64394777
companies want to be representative of the UK as a whole, in order to get the most customers possible.

>>64394764
Bought some Quaker Oats for the first time in years yesterday, excited about tomorrow morning t.bh.

IMPORTANT

http://strawpoll.me/6431933
http://strawpoll.me/6431933

Also this generic 'jack the lad' twat is perfect for TMO birds

>Preston

L A D

>>64394794
>Be from the United Cuckdom
>Move to the Cuckperium of Cuckmany

Talk about out of the frying pan.

>>64394751
ITV is basically chav TV. I suppose there's a higher percentile of lower class scum up here.

he's good looking 2bhwy

yet only 26 women stayed on?

>he looks like my brother
>she's nonwhite
'ok'

JOE BTFO

>>64394685

whats up with you bro? I can help

Is that a mutt or just lots of fake tan?

>>64394685
JUST

Incest bantz

>>64394842
You ugly fat cunt, kill yourself.

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He's gonna put his face in her arse as she claps it back and forth.

ohly fuck millys accent

>he's a gay paedo
>no lights off

I don't know what these women want anymore

>Nordic soldier
>"You look like my little brother"

Sure, nigress.

>I help kids and make sure they're happy and enjoying life
>Someone turns out their light
They're fucking brutal on this show.

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>hello everybody I play bingo

PRESTON NORTH END
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>This fat fucking paki

End it now

>>64394899
the average british family nowadays has a range of races

>only two lights off for fucking BINGO
And yet MY FUCKING FACE ALONE WOULD GET A BLACKOUT INSTANTLY.

>that one gal who switched off when he made his dumb rhyme

>obese paki

Seriously, why even bother?

Best and worst regional accent for a girl?

>ywn eat the farts and poo out of Milly's arse.

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>he plays bingo

>>64394917
How's life in the championship la

someone needs to make a new thread

ELLA
L
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>big nobby

Has there ever been an attractive non-white (like actually brown skinned) girl on TMO?
I know there's plenty of ugly white girls too but there's only ever 2-3 black chicks so they stand out more for being disappointing

>Girls pressing the buzzer on account of his last name

baka

What the fuck is he even saying?

noblet