/brit/

Maisie

heres an exercise
vocaroo the word "drawing" in all your horrid little accents

willy

https://twitter.com/nd_kane/status/682978818710237188

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cold out

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crayon pop

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kpop desu lads

>>52985641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dHPESXX4Dz
groin

>>52985641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fP0fQbqJJC

why does my sister insist on bring friends round


can't stand having strangers in the house

>>52985681
fola

>>52985681
are they fit

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>Liverpool

>Two normies killed in car crash one hour into the new year
>One normie was a childhood friend but was a real cunt the last time I spoke to him

Not sure how I feel about this.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBd82FUuGXw

Post themes you play when out on a Sunday morning drive with the lads

>>52985693
they're 13 mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txg5BH4dhKo
me in the middle

>>52985707
you can't change anything except how you feel.

make him a deserving villain in your mind, it will help

>>52985678
*grown*

>>52985719
still

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>""""""""""Che"""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""shire""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

just had a very queer do; all my apps on windows 8 stopped working

restarted and theyre alri but bit weird that innit

>cat still a bit scared around the house
>occassionaly tries to come up stairs
>every so often I hear my brother just shouting random shite

He keeps scaring her every time she walks up the stairs, just came out my room and she was waiting outside (he is out at the moment)

fucking going to knock his eyes in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6pkNuXAVZs

>>52985719

say no morefam :-o :-)

>>52985767
can u not

>>52985759
knock his bollocks off lad

>>52985759
could we perhaps have a picture of said cat

>>52985719
:^)

>>52985641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tTuT5yWrID

>>52985745
no bully

alri lads? x

>>52985767
is that jon tickle

>>52985783
YEWTREE

>>52985719
are they going to be fit

>>52985759
yeah lets see the. Pussy

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I can't wait until I finish my degree at the London Arts College then i can move in to my own big apartment when i become a famous artist.

But for now, my mummy and daddy are paying for my rent, I get this flat for £1000/month and there's only 3 mosques within 50 metres. It's a steal if you ask me mates.

>>52985641
i actually have a fairly decent singing voice but im extremely self conscious about it

https://twitter.com/aimmyarrowshigh/status/682962725861863424

>>52985641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y6yS2DxNaT

>>52985738
The thing is, is I don't know how I feel about it.

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>>52985782

matched with a girl called "Scout" on tinder lads
what is the world coming to honestly

>>52985832
now where in that post did i ask for a taster chapter of your autobiography

>>52985810
jej

>>52985840
thought that was an indian name at first ha ha ha

>ywn watch west ham games for free from your top floor council flat

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>this arseblasted poortherner

>>52985867
well thats a grotty little photo my dear

at least lets have it in focus and see the cats face by the heck

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>Chester

>>52985644
What a complete fucking idiot.

>>52985869
FONT

>>52985869
Send her a message saying "hey boo!"

>>52985899
she is having a look at the moment

she will settle in a bit

bored

SCIENTIFIC FACT: Due to slightly thinner air (lower oxygen levels), over the long-term people over 6'2" tall fall behind in cognitive ability.

Lanklets BTFO

>>52985585
Looks like Clarkson.

>>52985873
i recently sang polorum regina in the car whilst getting eggs and made quite an acceptable job of it, if i may say so myself

>>52985914
I am in fact a KV

>>52985767
me lying down

Manchester needs to gib Alrtincham, Altrincham rightful Cheshire clay

>>52985949
SCIENTIFIC FACT: Manlets are SO insecure they will make up ANYTHING to make themselves feel better.

FOLLOW UP FACT: Suicide is the only known cure for manlet insecurity.

>>52985927
righto

>>52985927
let curry jr come singing from its sheath
she must accustom to your most personal scent if you are to gain her trust

>>52985958
you may not

>that wasn't what they done
>he done it

i keep seeing this on british posts. what type of accent actually says this? it's DID you cretins

>>52985982
I concur, Altrincham is too nice for GM.
Same with Cheadle Hulme DESU

>>52986032
>it's DID you cretins
It's not

>>52985867
woof

>>52985883
only on the 6th floor mate

Scientific FACT: After a 5-year multi-million pound research project at the University of York, it was found that people over and under 6'2" were regarded as inferior by the average person and were more likely to be depressed, repressed nonces.

\/\/|=|=|) LMAO

Poleaboo needs to apply to 15-20 jobs before Monday

>>52986049
it is

>>52986015
*forces your spine*

having a wink

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This is the average Scottish inependnce advocate on the internet


https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/3yyqhz/well_tonight_has_taken_an_odd_turn/

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>>52986063
>University of York
Meme Kings

>>52986072
See if you can find a business with no contact details. Then say you applied in person to it

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moved down to london, got me some prime real estate, only cost mummy and daddy £300,000,000

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>>52985949

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>>52986035
Cotton Jews keep encroaching on our clay, they'll probably nick Warrington in a few years too. It's all they're good at - thieving.

>>52986032
simple minded urban londoner accent
i lay it on quite thick in my postings so as to goad my fellow 'chonners into underestimating my intellect until it is too late

>>52986091
is that all of it

>>52986116
Where'd you get this picture of robert downey junior?

>>52986115
kek

>>52985982
Cheshire can suck my grotty little penis.

>>52986109
3/10
didn't even rage

>this irrelevant Northern cuck-boy that couldn't make it in the big city

I'm not an autistic sperg so my height has little to no bearing on my life and I don't let it be a part of my character because I lack substance

Lankets, manlets and autists btfo

>>52985641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06P60Q3j7m5

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/caitlyn-jenner-settles-lawsuit-with-woman-injured-in-fatal-malibu-crash-a6793031.html

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>>52986116

>>52986227
>caitlyn
>Ms
>she
>her

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nobody wants to be my friend

>>52986227
A DONT CLICK A SINGLE WANNN

>>52986200
>actually choosing to live in the Islamic Republic of London

the cuck my friend, is you.

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>living in glorious semi-rural North-West England with the chosen people who have escaped Manchester and Liverpool

>>52985665
baby

>>52986230
is this real

>>52986205
t. manlet

>>52986227
>"""""Ms"""""" Jenner was not charged over last year's fatal accident

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>>52986263
>people who aren't even good enough for those shitholes

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If you type in an accent then you have autism.

>>52986227

anyone else would have gotten 6 years in prison

but a transfreak with some money gets away with anything

>>52986273
The skinhead and shoes, aye

BUCKEUP BUCKAROO

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>grime "music"

>>52986289
She's not the same person she was back then

>Tfw my uni come 103rd in the world rankigns

kill me lads

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just found a prime bedsit in York lads
Pros:
>only £20 a month rent
>saves money on bills as it's not connected to gas or electric
>get to live with a Syrian family so rent will be split 12 ways
>close to local floodplains

Cons:
>none!

>>52986317
terrible

tell your uni to give it another go in the morning

>>52986277
>>52986289
Rorke

>>52986260
Prety sure most Northern cities have far high % of muslims. They can't afford to live in Zone 1 or 2 except for the Saudi billionaires along the edgeware road.

>>52986283
tha better watch tha sen or tha'll get a thick ear

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>I type 'lads'

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Who here /hatemancs/?

Filthy, thieving, disgusting, Lowry-bumming, ugly-accented, smelly fucking subhumans.

Azusa

Getting out of bed lads

>>52986329
kek

>>52986032
BRIZZLE

>>52986283
I ordered snapper, not whippersnapper

>>52986353
Why does everyone from Manchester have a round moonface

>>52986335
were is he walking to?

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>>52986360
+ Yui

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>>52986182

Don't understand how uni rankings work lads

How come unis like Manchester, Edinburgh, Sheffield, Leeds, York, Birmingham etc do really bad on domestic league tables but so well internationally.

Which one is right?

How do I convey my superior Southern accent in my typing lads?

well now this wont do at all
ive been confined to my own chambers for the better part of all fucking day since sunrise and nobody has so much as whistled for me
they wouldnt care if i necked myself right here and now the ungrateful cunts after all ive done for them

on that note (actually on a different note entirely LOL) is it wise to sleep now (having been up since approximately 8pm last night [this being approximately 19 hours in total]) or should i soldier on until a reasonable bedtime

please respond with your thoughts
bear in mind my arse is currently sweatier than kevs cheesy pits because my room is literally a sauna

>>52986385
the dinner dance night on saturday

>>52986344
>living in a city

who raised you with this cuck mentality? I work as a translator and live in an upper class white village, not seen a muslim in months lad.

>>52986384
Pollution + partial potato Irish heritage

>>52986421
Just start it with

*sound like I want a bumming/ am a bent faggot*

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>>52986344
>edgeware road

stayed there a few times in this monstrosity desu
1st time was a few weeks before the bombings

>>52986400

they rank on different things, some value research more highly

none of them are "right" or "wrong", drop the artistetolean bullshit for once

>>52986400
maybe the domestic rankings take into account specific UK criterium

>>52985853
>>52985832
>>52985789
>>52985678
>>52985672
>>52986221
He said drawing not drawring

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>>52986435
>I work as a translator and live in an upper class white village

>>52986435
>having access to great amenities, entertainment, shops, restaurants, transport etc. makes you a cuck

bizarre.

>>52986400
because international rankings tend to go on academic research but domestic tables factor in stuff like "student satisfaction".

>>52986400
well if you remove all the JF unis from the intl tables it pretty much returns the domestic tables so what's the problem

also jf a shit

>>52986422
stay up til evening and sleep til morning if you want to fix yourself
do a shower and a coffee now maybe

>>52986353
Scouser detected.

>>52986394
Me on the R

>klopp

>>52986468
whoopsy haha ill do it again

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nJEI9CVVjk

what's the weather like in the isles in may?

>>52986476
Get a car you manchild

t. not seen a muslim in months

there are simply too many foreigners in this country. fact.

>>52986501
hampshire

>>52986457
Yeah it's not a nice area imo. God-ter kebabs though.

>>52986468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MVT6hw0gWv

>>52986422
dormer? anyway, power on till the evening

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>>52986509
>the isles

You have 30 seconds to tell me why living in a large, detached house in small, clean, pleasant, affluent white village in the countryside within easy commuting distance of a large city isn't the GOAT way to live.

>Who here /hatemanchh(gurgle)s/?

>Filthy, thieving, disg(little gurgle)usting, Lowry-bumming, ugly-ac(gurgle)cented, smelly fuck(gurgle)ing subhumans.

>>52986477
So basically the reason why shit unis keep popping up near the top 10 domestically is because they just max out on their student satisfaction etc?

Has nobody ever thought that some good unis have it so low because students who go to private schools/ get better grades expect more than perhaps John who got ABB and was just happy to go to uni?

Don't get it. They seem massively flawed.

daily reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmtqn8wANLY

>>52986546
>that image

for fucks sake

>>52986511
You probably have to drive several hundred miles (i.e. to London) to access those things ;^)

>>52986512
Rorke

>>52986511
>t. not seen a muslim in months

ah the height of human existence, I live in a cave in Antarctica so I know exactly how you feel

>>52986509
cold out

no but seriously it's usually not too bad, sunnyish...might rain a bit

>>52986476
hence why they invented this thing called a car lad

>>52986495
already done a shower in the wee hours of the morn
>having multiple showers a day
we're not made of money

>>52986509
probably 50 degrees c the way this winter has gone
*swoons from the heat and falls into maisies arms*
oh i am a wounded little animal

>>52986534
bucks
but im reaaaaallllyyyy tired

>>52986476

>all that low culture

>>52986555
>ah, what shall I do this evening? I could go to the same pub for the 90th week on the trot, or maybe I could push the boat out and go into the local town for a nigh out at Inferno's nnightclub!!! haha

>>52986558
>tfw Manchester's """Greatest""" """""""band"""""" Oasis are literally a rip-off of the Beatles
>tfw every other Manchester """""band""""" is a rip-off of Oasis

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>>52986555
I don't need to explain anything to you, provincial buffoon.

>>52986555
I'm all those except living in a semi-detached.

Can i still be in the gang?

>>52986562
t. Pathetic county that desperately craves relevance

>>52986591
go to a public library or walk to a takeaway or something

>>52986476
>>having access to great amenities, entertainment, shops, restaurants, transport etc. makes you a cuck

get a car, plus implying you can even afford to go shopping or eat out, top kek the bank of mummy and daddy must pay well

>>52986591
*maisie swooms butt NAKED into my dick*
oh i am an animal
*starts sexin*
:)

>>52986555
>white
rorke
Apart from that, exchange countryside with semi-rural area and then yes, you are correct.

>>52986591
>likes maisie

ah yes, another mind-dullingly predictable prole

>>52986627
>Manchester's greatest band is not The Smiths

Confirmed for knowing absolutely fuck all about music

>>52986591
I'm in the same situation, been up since about 9pm yesterday, going to take a shower myself, try going for a short walk or at least stretching a bit, drink a can of coke

>>52986627
>he has a schhchhh(gurgle)ouse accent

>>52986593
>'Entertainment' must be low culture

You're right, it's not as if there is any high culture in London, not like in your pokey town/village.

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>provincial buffoon

>>52986631
>not understanding post-ironic memes

i am on another level of meming

>>52986567
What u sayin pal??

>>52986519
>>52986519

>>52986585
hmm, so ill pack some jackets and whatnot for my trip. thanks.

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>>52986627

What a clueless bellend

Rural residents
>Farming communities: rural workers and families, established farming communities, agricultural communities, older farming communities
>Rural tenants: rural life, rural white collar workers, ageing rural flat tenants
>ageing rural dwellers: rural employment and retirees, renting rural retirement, detached rural retirement

Cosmopolitans
>Students around campus: students communal living, student digs, students and professionals
>Inner city students: students and commuters, multicultural student neighbourhoods
>Comfortable cosmopolitan: migrant families, migrant commuters, professional service cosmopolitans
>Aspiring and affluent: urban cultural mix, highly qualified quaternary workers, EU white-collar workers

Ethnicity central
>Ethnic family life: Established renting families, young families and students
>Endeavouring ethnic mix: striving service workers, Bangladeshi mixed employment, multi-ethnic professional service workers
>Ethnic dynamics: constrained neighbourhoods, constrained commuters
>Aspirational techies: New EU tech workers, established tech workers, old EU tech workers

Multicultural Metropolitans
>Rented family living: Social renting young families, Private renting new arrivals, Commuters with young families
>Challenged Asian terraces: Asian terraces and flats, Pakistani communities,
>Asian traits: Achieving minorities, Multicultural new arrivals, Inner city ethnic mix

>>52986695
why is he so sweaty? why is his skin in such poor condition? why does he have the JUST eyes?

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>I prefer living in the smog of London living ontop of my muslim mates in our flats

>city dwellersgetting triggered this hard

kek

KEK

>>52986735

Urbanites
>Urban professionals and families: White professionals, Multi-ethnic professionals with families, Families in terraces and flats
>Ageing urban living: Delayed retirement, Communal retirement, Self sufficient retirement

Suburbanites
>Suburban achievers: Indian tech achievers, Comfortable suburbia, Detached retirement living, Ageing in suburbia,
>Semi detached suburbia: Multi-ethnic suburbia, White suburban communities, Semi detached ageing, Older workers and retirement

Constrained city dwellers
>Challenged diversity: Transitional eastern european neighbourhoods, Hampered aspiration, Multi-ethnic hardship,
>Constrained flat dwellers: Eastern european communities, deprived neighbourhoods, endeavouring flat dwellers
>White communities: Challenged transitionaries, Constrained young families, Outer city hardship
>Ageing city dwellers: Ageing communities and families, Retired independent city dwellers, Retired communal city dwellers, Retired city hardship

Hard pressed living
>Industrious communities: Industrious transitions, Industrious hardships
>Challenged terrace workers: Deprived blue-collar terraces, Hard pressed rented terraces
>Hard pressed ageing workers: Ageing industrious workers, Ageing rural industrious workers, Renting hard pressed workers
>Migration and churn: Young hard pressed families, Hard pressed ethnic mix, Hard pressed european settlers

>>52986739
thats me mum ur chattin shit about
watch it

>>52986787
i want my family back

>>52986623
You could do that, or you could enjoy a night in in your comfy house in front of a roaring fire, or you could walk your dogs through open fields, or have a barbecue with some friends in the Summer in your large garden.

Alternatively, you could travel for less than an hour to the city and go to a club or a concert or a restaurant or any other attraction in the city.

Try again, citycuck.

>>52986628
Just as I thought. ;))

>>52986667
Just saying that because I know it's what the FASCISTS!!! on here are arsed about, personally I wouldn't be that arsed if a few cool black lads moved into my village, we have an Indian shopkeeper actually.

No Pakis though, obviously.

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got me a nice apartment in london, only costs me £730/month, gonna raise my family here.

Shame about the mosque next door, but i can't complain

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>>52986628
I don't even know what the correct emotional state is after seeing your image.

pisssss awf ya slag

Poleaboo thinks he'll just list a bunch of jobs without actually applying to them this week

Not like they'd hire him anyway, so he's saving time

>be city dweller
>commit suicide

would love to shag the french girl from pulp fiction

>>52986822
Job Seeker's Liary

>>52986819
>our generation
>raising a family
Kek

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i am the global minimum on a plane where the positive Y axis denotes happiness, and negative Y axis denotes sadness/loneliness/pathos

at this moment i am being crushed by sadness

>>52986520
Mentioned

>>52986822
going to report you to the JSA people lad

>>52986555
>tfw I literally am living this life

fucking GOAT

couldn't live out in the countryside 2bh

>>52986882
fuck off billionaire

>be rural
>inherit cash

>move to london
>get robbed

>>52986875
bit of a grass tbqh

>>52986846
It's strange to hear Americans pronounce Z correctly.

which brit celebrity will dox themselves in 2016?

>>52986670
The Smiths are shit

>>52986860
gnome of plentiful (You)s?

>>52986818
Go into the city for a ''''night out''''

>trapped there, drive home drunk and crash into a ravine never to be found
or
>trapped there, sit in the car freezing cold, make a post on /brit/ about the benefits of not living in a city, try to cry myself to sleep

I'll move out of the city once my youth is over.

>>52986917
me probably, just tryna edit a photo of my house atm so i can make all u cunts mad

>>52986882
Same. :DD

Lost my wallet at the yung meme concert lads. Not happy

>>52986950
fuck off billionaire

>>52986723
my uni house used to be terraced like that and it was hell

if a mouse so much as farted on the street you'd know about it

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>>52986927
to live in this limbo is unbearable.

drive the knife and shatter the glass. tell me.

>>52986955
diamonds in my bank account

>>52986882
>fucking GOAT
Rasheed

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got myself a nice 50 year mortgage on this place, only £1000/month

b-but hey, at least i'm near shops and restaurants haha, s-so worth it!

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>The Smiths are shit

>>52986882
>>52986950
*in mummy and daddy's large detached house

>>52986735
>>52986779
>tfw suburbanite surrounded by constrained city dwellers and hard pressed living
I should give all money to the poor


http://oac.datashine.org.uk/


and you???

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>>52986893
stay jealous inner-city goblin

>>52986955
why wont that bloody twat come to britain

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big poo

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>The Smiths aren't shit

Why hasn't a war against Islam been initiated yet? Muslims have commited such attrocities over the last 20 years, a lot of which are worse than many things that full on wars have been started over? Why are they allowed to keep getting away with this shit? We went to war against Germany despite most of the Germans being peaceful, we went to war against Japan despite the majority of them being peaceful, we went to war in the middle east despite the majority of them being peaceful.

NATO should be steam rolling Muslim countries by now, and all the """""""peaceful""""""" and """"""Moderate""""""" Muslims in the west should be put on a database and a watchlist, majority of mosques should be abolished, and the ones that are left should be heavily monitored with private CCTV and databases.

The peaceful majority is utterly irrelevant when the aggressive minority is so effective and large. Tar them all with the same brush, most of them are terrorist sympathisers anyway.

>Inb4 multiple, literal pakis ITT reply "Rorke"

>>52986976
no, do it for the gnome

>Country bumpkins
>not the most dull and sheltered people you've ever met

the sad truth is i made my mind up long before ever deigning to share my plight with the insectoid masses here
im going to enjoy a restful slumber right bleeding now (after my requisite h(ar)am sandwich) and theres not a barking thing you can blarting well do about it

>>52986668
i take the fist of my third eye and shatter this post into a million shatterings of glassy dew falling upon your slitty eyed harlot's artifical visage with gumption born of malice

>>52987027
He has a bunch of times i think desu

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>Live in Bury, a comfy rural town
>Can easily commute to Manchester for big city things
>Doesn't cost a fortune to live here
>Great transport links
>Best of both worlds

stay mad, Londoners

>>52987036
Rorke

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why do we throw insults at one another?

we should come together to beat this.

>2015 was 3 months ago

jesus christ

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>nan buys flat in poor area about 20 years ago
>for some reason area becomes fashionable
>lots of Jews start moving in
>average house raises to close to a million
>her flat she paid £75,000 for is now worth £350,000
>she is getting old
>has left the flat to me in her will

>>52987058
this post is too fedora to even post a fedora

>>52987072
>Being a northerner....

>>52987019
>west cornwall
>inner city

err...

Let me tell lads about my NYE, Skepta brought the lads in the year 2016. He did the 10 second countdown, as 1 turned into a Happy New Year. HRH Queen Elizabeth II imaged flashed onto the big screens whilst fireworks erupted.

God bless this Commonwealth lads.

>>52987072
>raped to death by muslims

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who hurt you /brit/

>>52987072
Is this the same person that was telling me how shit Bury was a few weeks ago? Chadderton for life la

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family friend just posted this lads

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>british people are now jedis

why.jpg

>>52986955
did you see my brother there?

>>52987089
genuinely jealous teebeehaich

>>52986932
Or
>get a bus home
>get a train home
>stay at a mate's place

I went out loads over Christmas and never ended up dead or frozen, I got back home safe, slept in my large king size bed in my large bedroom overlooking trees and open skies, went downstairs the next day and cooked myself a bacon butty in my big kitchen with an island and breakfast far, and ate it in my massive living room on my massive telly.

But I'm sure you're better off paying twice what I do for a broom cupboard to pass out in when you're pissed, definitely worth it m8. ;))

>>52986992
True t b h.

>>52986882
>how to trigger citypoors

>>52987089
>literally wishing away your family's life for material gain

Absolutely abhorrent

>>52987089
t. Rabbi Goldowitz rubbing his hands with glee at the thought of 350k

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>>52987036
>Why hasn't a war against Islam been initiated yet? Muslims have commited such attrocities over the last 20 years, a lot of which are worse than many things that full on wars have been started over? Why are they allowed to keep getting away with this shit? We went to war against Germany despite most of the Germans being peaceful, we went to war against Japan despite the majority of them being peaceful, we went to war in the middle east despite the majority of them being peaceful.
>NATO should be steam rolling Muslim countries by now, and all the """""""peaceful""""""" and """"""Moderate""""""" Muslims in the west should be put on a database and a watchlist, majority of mosques should be abolished, and the ones that are left should be heavily monitored with private CCTV and databases.
>The peaceful majority is utterly irrelevant when the aggressive minority is so effective and large. Tar them all with the same brush, most of them are terrorist sympathisers anyway.
Also Rorke

>>52987080
Abdul out

>>52987089
Pop round hers and accidentally leave the gas on

>>52987137
well it's in the census FaM

Im at my mates place on a couch and i cant sleep desu

>citycucks getting THIS mad about not being able to afford anything

haha o i am laffin

>>52987129
she did

>>52987167
Rorke

>>52987089
*becomes your nans toy-boy*
*gets her to change her will*
*lives in your flat*

;^)

>>52987131
great picture

http://strawpoll.me/6428928
http://strawpoll.me/6428928
http://strawpoll.me/6428928
http://strawpoll.me/6428928
http://strawpoll.me/6428928

>>52987072
Bury is wank like every other large town in Lancashire

>>52987177
*licks your bucci*

Living rankings

>1. southern villages
>2. southern towns
>3. northern villages
>4. northern towns
>5. southern cities
>6. northern cities
>powergap
>999. London

>>52987173
keep joking with my mum that I'm going to kill her because her job pays me £100,000 if she kicks the bucket whilst still employed by them

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>>52987089
>tfw godfather with no kids or family apart from his elderly parents owns 2 big houses in nice areas

>>52987114
>Being mad

I know it's a weird sight, a church with an England flag outside, I get it's probably illegal in London.

>>52987128
>Raped to death by Muslims

That's Rochdale mate. Bury has the most conservative MP in the country who wants to privatise teh BBC, NHS, bring back the death penalty, ban the burka and originally launched the petition to leave the EU and presented it to David Cameron.

Stay mad

>>52987138
I sucked his willy

>>52987162
Are you this unoriginal irl too? Mus be a right boring cunt 2bh

>>52987213
Jesus Christ wtf normies rak off

>>52987143
not either of the people you're replying to but I'm living life on easy mode atm, living by myself rent free in a 2 bedroom flat right in the centre of a major city, 10 minute walk home at most each night, pretty good desu

>>52987213
>no meme option
why bother you runt

>>52987129
never mind ya nosey bastard

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me on the right

>>52987220
>southern towns > northern villages

literally loling at you right now

>>52987244
bit gay

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>mum gets house valued other week
>£750,000 min


poor people please don't reply to me

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>>52987137
Yank jedis get wiped out by Kiwi shitposters or get rekt from British banter after slicing 30 kids up.

He was a good friend.

>>52987220
>implying property prices aren't an accurate reflection of living rankings

hehe, nice try laddo.

>>52987260
>10 minute walk
What kind of shite tiny city do you live in where everything is that close together?

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>>52987279
>wanting to live in a swamp

>>52987291
hahahahaha

>>52987302
This makes no sense mate, I could buy a mansion in the north for what it'd cost for a flat in London, yet I'd be willing to bet that I'd be living a comfier life

http://strawpoll.me/6428958
http://strawpoll.me/6428958
http://strawpoll.me/6428958
http://strawpoll.me/6428958

>>52987312
well, everywhere I go anyway

>>52987291
>waiting for prices to go back up so can shot house for a cool milli
feels pretty good man

>>52987256
and you must be a really pleasant person with lots of friends :^)

>>52987291
750k in the SW or London is pretty much a hovel.

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>>52987220
>northern villages and towns

>>52987302
>anally devastated citypoor

>>52987284
Actually had some qt grind on me desu
Into the wank bank that memory goes hahah

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>http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/9962213.Bromley_Cross_in_top_10_places_to_live_again/

>IT HAS low Crime rates, affordable homes, leafy streets and great schools and — for the second year running — Bromley Cross has made it into one of the top 10 places to live in the country.

Feels good to be the GOAT lads

>mfw citycucks are mad as fuck

>>52987291
>only 750k

literally pocket money you middle class scum

Is it weird for a 23 yo to go out with a 19 yo?

>>52987361
doxing you right now

>>52987360
>>52987367
FONT

>>52987367
Yes literal nonce

>>52987291
Me dogs house cost more than that lol

>Poleaboo wants to write a novel based on his life experiences and fantasies
>Worried the piggies will find it and claim it's a manifesto/confession

>>52987364
>>52987346
what part of "poor people please don't reply to me" do you sewer dwellers not grasp?

>>52986988
Haha let's post pictures and mock the system instead of actually doing something about it. Ha ha that'll show em. They'll have to make houses more affordable now we've made fun of them! The revolution will be televised!!

>>52987234
I live in a village in the southwest, mate. Our church and loads of peoples houses has union jacks and st georges flags up, I never see shitskins here. But the very best part is that there are also no northerners, specifically Mancs, the worst variety of Northerners. And the south might hae London, but at least it's an econimic powerhouse. The north has Bradford, Leeds, Rotheram, Manchester.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s64kiLkOw1A

>>52987220
What's wrong with southern cities? Northern towns belong at 6th, they are a disgrace, everything bad about northern cities but even more backwater and inbred and with even less things to do.

any girls itt please be a gem and have a spirited slurp of my glistening gucci afore i venture valiantly into the treacherous and uncharted waters of the Drowsean Ocean

>>52987367
nah

(23/2)+7 = 11.5 + 7 = 10 + 8.5 = 18.5

you're fine

>>52987367
couldn't you find a boyfriend your own age faggot

>>52987361
I'm part of the Northern Internet Defence Force, Bury Division, but even I'd rather take a chance of Tower Hamlets than have to live in Bolton.

Do cops pull drivebys in uk like they do in the us?

>>52987398
>lives in a 750k ''''''''''''''''house'''''''''''''''''
>calls other people poor

Truly deluded

>>52987427
Rasheed

Have a black eye lads lmao it looks like I have a perfect eyeliner wing

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>it's a poortherners get BTFO when they try and pretend they're better than the south episode

>>52987436
Cops in uk dont have guns

>>52987452
are you a girl