Post themes you play when out on a Sunday morning drive with the lads
>cat still a bit scared around the house
>occassionaly tries to come up stairs
>every so often I hear my brother just shouting random shite
He keeps scaring her every time she walks up the stairs, just came out my room and she was waiting outside (he is out at the moment)
fucking going to knock his eyes in
I can't wait until I finish my degree at the London Arts College then i can move in to my own big apartment when i become a famous artist.
But for now, my mummy and daddy are paying for my rent, I get this flat for £1000/month and there's only 3 mosques within 50 metres. It's a steal if you ask me mates.
Scientific FACT: After a 5-year multi-million pound research project at the University of York, it was found that people over and under 6'2" were regarded as inferior by the average person and were more likely to be depressed, repressed nonces.
This is the average Scottish inependnce advocate on the internet
>University of York
See if you can find a business with no contact details. Then say you applied in person to it
moved down to london, got me some prime real estate, only cost mummy and daddy £300,000,000
Cotton Jews keep encroaching on our clay, they'll probably nick Warrington in a few years too. It's all they're good at - thieving.
simple minded urban londoner accent
i lay it on quite thick in my postings so as to goad my fellow 'chonners into underestimating my intellect until it is too late
is that all of it
nobody wants to be my friend
>living in glorious semi-rural North-West England with the chosen people who have escaped Manchester and Liverpool
>people who aren't even good enough for those shitholes
If you type in an accent then you have autism.
just found a prime bedsit in York lads
>only £20 a month rent
>saves money on bills as it's not connected to gas or electric
>get to live with a Syrian family so rent will be split 12 ways
>close to local floodplains
Who here /hatemancs/?
Filthy, thieving, disgusting, Lowry-bumming, ugly-accented, smelly fucking subhumans.
Don't understand how uni rankings work lads
How come unis like Manchester, Edinburgh, Sheffield, Leeds, York, Birmingham etc do really bad on domestic league tables but so well internationally.
Which one is right?
well now this wont do at all
ive been confined to my own chambers for the better part of all fucking day since sunrise and nobody has so much as whistled for me
they wouldnt care if i necked myself right here and now the ungrateful cunts after all ive done for them
on that note (actually on a different note entirely LOL) is it wise to sleep now (having been up since approximately 8pm last night [this being approximately 19 hours in total]) or should i soldier on until a reasonable bedtime
please respond with your thoughts
bear in mind my arse is currently sweatier than kevs cheesy pits because my room is literally a sauna
stayed there a few times in this monstrosity desu
1st time was a few weeks before the bombings
>I work as a translator and live in an upper class white village
You have 30 seconds to tell me why living in a large, detached house in small, clean, pleasant, affluent white village in the countryside within easy commuting distance of a large city isn't the GOAT way to live.
So basically the reason why shit unis keep popping up near the top 10 domestically is because they just max out on their student satisfaction etc?
Has nobody ever thought that some good unis have it so low because students who go to private schools/ get better grades expect more than perhaps John who got ABB and was just happy to go to uni?
Don't get it. They seem massively flawed.
already done a shower in the wee hours of the morn
>having multiple showers a day
we're not made of money
probably 50 degrees c the way this winter has gone
*swoons from the heat and falls into maisies arms*
oh i am a wounded little animal
but im reaaaaallllyyyy tired
>ah, what shall I do this evening? I could go to the same pub for the 90th week on the trot, or maybe I could push the boat out and go into the local town for a nigh out at Inferno's nnightclub!!! haha
I don't need to explain anything to you, provincial buffoon.
>>having access to great amenities, entertainment, shops, restaurants, transport etc. makes you a cuck
get a car, plus implying you can even afford to go shopping or eat out, top kek the bank of mummy and daddy must pay well
>Farming communities: rural workers and families, established farming communities, agricultural communities, older farming communities
>Rural tenants: rural life, rural white collar workers, ageing rural flat tenants
>ageing rural dwellers: rural employment and retirees, renting rural retirement, detached rural retirement
>Students around campus: students communal living, student digs, students and professionals
>Inner city students: students and commuters, multicultural student neighbourhoods
>Comfortable cosmopolitan: migrant families, migrant commuters, professional service cosmopolitans
>Aspiring and affluent: urban cultural mix, highly qualified quaternary workers, EU white-collar workers
>Ethnic family life: Established renting families, young families and students
>Endeavouring ethnic mix: striving service workers, Bangladeshi mixed employment, multi-ethnic professional service workers
>Ethnic dynamics: constrained neighbourhoods, constrained commuters
>Aspirational techies: New EU tech workers, established tech workers, old EU tech workers
>Rented family living: Social renting young families, Private renting new arrivals, Commuters with young families
>Challenged Asian terraces: Asian terraces and flats, Pakistani communities,
>Asian traits: Achieving minorities, Multicultural new arrivals, Inner city ethnic mix
>I prefer living in the smog of London living ontop of my muslim mates in our flats
>Urban professionals and families: White professionals, Multi-ethnic professionals with families, Families in terraces and flats
>Ageing urban living: Delayed retirement, Communal retirement, Self sufficient retirement
>Suburban achievers: Indian tech achievers, Comfortable suburbia, Detached retirement living, Ageing in suburbia,
>Semi detached suburbia: Multi-ethnic suburbia, White suburban communities, Semi detached ageing, Older workers and retirement
Constrained city dwellers
>Challenged diversity: Transitional eastern european neighbourhoods, Hampered aspiration, Multi-ethnic hardship,
>Constrained flat dwellers: Eastern european communities, deprived neighbourhoods, endeavouring flat dwellers
>White communities: Challenged transitionaries, Constrained young families, Outer city hardship
>Ageing city dwellers: Ageing communities and families, Retired independent city dwellers, Retired communal city dwellers, Retired city hardship
Hard pressed living
>Industrious communities: Industrious transitions, Industrious hardships
>Challenged terrace workers: Deprived blue-collar terraces, Hard pressed rented terraces
>Hard pressed ageing workers: Ageing industrious workers, Ageing rural industrious workers, Renting hard pressed workers
>Migration and churn: Young hard pressed families, Hard pressed ethnic mix, Hard pressed european settlers
You could do that, or you could enjoy a night in in your comfy house in front of a roaring fire, or you could walk your dogs through open fields, or have a barbecue with some friends in the Summer in your large garden.
Alternatively, you could travel for less than an hour to the city and go to a club or a concert or a restaurant or any other attraction in the city.
Try again, citycuck.
Just as I thought. ;))
Just saying that because I know it's what the FASCISTS!!! on here are arsed about, personally I wouldn't be that arsed if a few cool black lads moved into my village, we have an Indian shopkeeper actually.
No Pakis though, obviously.
got me a nice apartment in london, only costs me £730/month, gonna raise my family here.
Shame about the mosque next door, but i can't complain
I don't even know what the correct emotional state is after seeing your image.
i am the global minimum on a plane where the positive Y axis denotes happiness, and negative Y axis denotes sadness/loneliness/pathos
at this moment i am being crushed by sadness
Go into the city for a ''''night out''''
>trapped there, drive home drunk and crash into a ravine never to be found
>trapped there, sit in the car freezing cold, make a post on /brit/ about the benefits of not living in a city, try to cry myself to sleep
I'll move out of the city once my youth is over.
to live in this limbo is unbearable.
drive the knife and shatter the glass. tell me.
got myself a nice 50 year mortgage on this place, only £1000/month
b-but hey, at least i'm near shops and restaurants haha, s-so worth it!
Why hasn't a war against Islam been initiated yet? Muslims have commited such attrocities over the last 20 years, a lot of which are worse than many things that full on wars have been started over? Why are they allowed to keep getting away with this shit? We went to war against Germany despite most of the Germans being peaceful, we went to war against Japan despite the majority of them being peaceful, we went to war in the middle east despite the majority of them being peaceful.
NATO should be steam rolling Muslim countries by now, and all the """""""peaceful""""""" and """"""Moderate""""""" Muslims in the west should be put on a database and a watchlist, majority of mosques should be abolished, and the ones that are left should be heavily monitored with private CCTV and databases.
The peaceful majority is utterly irrelevant when the aggressive minority is so effective and large. Tar them all with the same brush, most of them are terrorist sympathisers anyway.
>Inb4 multiple, literal pakis ITT reply "Rorke"
the sad truth is i made my mind up long before ever deigning to share my plight with the insectoid masses here
im going to enjoy a restful slumber right bleeding now (after my requisite h(ar)am sandwich) and theres not a barking thing you can blarting well do about it
i take the fist of my third eye and shatter this post into a million shatterings of glassy dew falling upon your slitty eyed harlot's artifical visage with gumption born of malice
>Live in Bury, a comfy rural town
>Can easily commute to Manchester for big city things
>Doesn't cost a fortune to live here
>Great transport links
>Best of both worlds
stay mad, Londoners
why do we throw insults at one another?
we should come together to beat this.
>nan buys flat in poor area about 20 years ago
>for some reason area becomes fashionable
>lots of Jews start moving in
>average house raises to close to a million
>her flat she paid £75,000 for is now worth £350,000
>she is getting old
>has left the flat to me in her will
Let me tell lads about my NYE, Skepta brought the lads in the year 2016. He did the 10 second countdown, as 1 turned into a Happy New Year. HRH Queen Elizabeth II imaged flashed onto the big screens whilst fireworks erupted.
God bless this Commonwealth lads.
>british people are now jedis
>get a bus home
>get a train home
>stay at a mate's place
I went out loads over Christmas and never ended up dead or frozen, I got back home safe, slept in my large king size bed in my large bedroom overlooking trees and open skies, went downstairs the next day and cooked myself a bacon butty in my big kitchen with an island and breakfast far, and ate it in my massive living room on my massive telly.
But I'm sure you're better off paying twice what I do for a broom cupboard to pass out in when you're pissed, definitely worth it m8. ;))
True t b h.
>Why hasn't a war against Islam been initiated yet? Muslims have commited such attrocities over the last 20 years, a lot of which are worse than many things that full on wars have been started over? Why are they allowed to keep getting away with this shit? We went to war against Germany despite most of the Germans being peaceful, we went to war against Japan despite the majority of them being peaceful, we went to war in the middle east despite the majority of them being peaceful.
>NATO should be steam rolling Muslim countries by now, and all the """""""peaceful""""""" and """"""Moderate""""""" Muslims in the west should be put on a database and a watchlist, majority of mosques should be abolished, and the ones that are left should be heavily monitored with private CCTV and databases.
>The peaceful majority is utterly irrelevant when the aggressive minority is so effective and large. Tar them all with the same brush, most of them are terrorist sympathisers anyway.
>tfw godfather with no kids or family apart from his elderly parents owns 2 big houses in nice areas
I know it's a weird sight, a church with an England flag outside, I get it's probably illegal in London.
>Raped to death by Muslims
That's Rochdale mate. Bury has the most conservative MP in the country who wants to privatise teh BBC, NHS, bring back the death penalty, ban the burka and originally launched the petition to leave the EU and presented it to David Cameron.
not either of the people you're replying to but I'm living life on easy mode atm, living by myself rent free in a 2 bedroom flat right in the centre of a major city, 10 minute walk home at most each night, pretty good desu
>mum gets house valued other week
poor people please don't reply to me
Yank jedis get wiped out by Kiwi shitposters or get rekt from British banter after slicing 30 kids up.
He was a good friend.
>IT HAS low Crime rates, affordable homes, leafy streets and great schools and — for the second year running — Bromley Cross has made it into one of the top 10 places to live in the country.
Feels good to be the GOAT lads
>mfw citycucks are mad as fuck
Haha let's post pictures and mock the system instead of actually doing something about it. Ha ha that'll show em. They'll have to make houses more affordable now we've made fun of them! The revolution will be televised!!
I live in a village in the southwest, mate. Our church and loads of peoples houses has union jacks and st georges flags up, I never see shitskins here. But the very best part is that there are also no northerners, specifically Mancs, the worst variety of Northerners. And the south might hae London, but at least it's an econimic powerhouse. The north has Bradford, Leeds, Rotheram, Manchester.
What's wrong with southern cities? Northern towns belong at 6th, they are a disgrace, everything bad about northern cities but even more backwater and inbred and with even less things to do.
>it's a poortherners get BTFO when they try and pretend they're better than the south episode
That's nothing to do with Bury though mate.
As I say, we live a comfy life here up in a band of tory seats where it's just middle class people and lots of land.
South-West is just old people, so good for you.
Linking a video to Bradford is just like me linking a video of London, it's nowhere near
>god ceases to be god only for those who can admit the possibility of his non-existence, and that conception is in itself the most severe punishment they can suffer
>English people who have more in common together than they do apart are arguing and sewing division, after the same thing happened between Scottish and English people.
This is how we become weak, lads
>Do cops pull drivebys in uk like they do in the us?
cities are sorta shit in the uk senpai, londons alright if you enjoy spending over a fiver on sandwiches, brum and manc are caliphates, and all the other little povvo cities like liverpool and newcastle are just better off not existing
I have a relatively big circle of friends, several very close friends, and a girlfriend. How about you? I'm sure you must be the life and soul of the party with that snappy wit of yours.