i hate the political agenda behind the character but i did like him in the film
Sersha is love
Sersha is live
me and the boiz out in london for new years ahha sick, goin to the mosque later
love being southern
>tfw returning home every year for christmas, I have noticed my former >98% white town getting more and infested with shitskins
>tfw living in shitty northern town that is close to comfy villages i can peak in and imagine that i live there and my quality of life is far greater
>pay muslims to rape your children
Just because you are a rich city worker doesn't make you inherently better than other people. You are the cause of your surroundings. If you were born in some council estate in Stockport, you would be the very person you are looking down on. You got lucky to be in the surroundings you are. There is nothing wrong with people wanting a better life than what they were given.
The southwest is the nicest place to live in the UK, common knowledge. In fact, the south takes the top 10 spots for nicest places to live in the UK. That's because there are no northerners here.
This is why they hate the English and want to be a separate country. Because baby boomers waltz in, buy a property and raise the prices, pricing the very citizens out of their own neighbourhood
I had some dodgy drugs on new years lads. If I had taken a second dose of what was supposed to be MD it really wouldn't have ended well, it fucked my heart rate up and I went through phases of feeling either really hot or really cold even inside a packed club.
Should I try to find the dealer and have a quiet word with him?
tbqh i get past birmingham and i can't understand what the povvos are even saying, how do people from newcastle even communicate with humans who aren't used to their series of slurs, punches and grunts
>tfw you get the last hot sausage roll at greggs and the asshole behind you wanted it
>There are only two parties in the UK
>Despising people you see as 'poor' despite being your fellow countrymen isn't a Tory thing to do
You can see already how up themselves middle class snobs get
Fuck off Tory scum
going to do a shower to try and wake myself up a bit
I'm not a tory, and can't see how it's relevant. It's also mostly banter, you pleb, my dad lives on a farm in Yorkshire. That being said, people are generally uglier and thicker in the North, anyone who has spent a great deal of time in the North and South will confirm this.
Londoners at it again, such a nice place to live haha
>Have people who live like you but just look a little different
>Have some posh cunt whose never worked a day in his life because of mummy and daddy and their mummy and daddy get on a high horse
>>Despising people you see as 'poor' despite being your fellow countrymen isn't a Tory thing to do
>Despising people you see as 'rich' despite being your fellow countrymen isn't a Labour thing to do
He prefers Rasheed to Charles Povvington
>time to take the submarine to the local co-op lads haha
Labour only exist because of people's hatred towards the Tories
The Tories only exist because of other people's money
People complain about career politicians, the same old parties, being disillusioned with politics, yet they will continue to vote back and forth between the same two parties that represent no one
>ey'up flower am just off down t' pob wih lads, donh wait op fer us, i'll geh night boat home
>Be from working class northern background
>Not a dumb bastard so go to a top RG uni in the north
>Lots of posh mongos turning up commenting on my accent and laughing at where I came from
>Remind them that their parents paid tens of thousands for their private schools and they've ended up on the exact same course as me
>Tfw now have to mingle with posh people at work because of muh good job but still hate them
casual reminder that when the floods happened poortherners left the thread en masse after getting bantered by southerners
so is this north/south shitposting the first gimmick of 2016?
I'm not a big fan desu
>Mfw oli see Europeans making fun of yank quasi-mansion homes that cost £80k because of "muh culture" "muh all yank houses look the same" (as if terrace houses dont) muh bricks.
If you wouldn't rather live in a yank mansion instead of a depressing tiny European house you're deluding yourself.
>30 minutes in
>not a single goal in any of the top 2 divisions
you got flooded with pakis instead
Work in a pub up north and this southerner came in last night and asked for a lager top
literally had no idea what he was talking about
turns out he wanted me to pour like 3/4 of a pint and then fill the rest up with lemonade
was laughing so hard at him I had to take a break and let someone else serve him
barber fucked up my hair, i asked for short on the sides and back and long on the top and he said how short and how long and i didn't know what to say so i just said buzzcut.
Going to drive to New Forest now, only a 20 min drive. Staying there until hair grows back.
I agree desu. I plan to move to America. I've been there several times. Britain likes to look down on America but once you leave this country, it opens your eyes to how shit this place is. They have more culture than us. Everything here has been sanitised and banned
>the city of multicultural ethnic cosmopolitans
>tfw moving to Australia this year for good
You're ALL poor. Your houses are ALL shit. Your culture is ALL shit. Your weather is ALL shit.
North, South, Scotland, Wales, it doesn't matter. The UK is dead. Enjoy living through the end of your country, fucking poor cucks.
Moved down south lads. The south is just so much better than anywhere else. Bought this flat for a steal at £250,000.
Only annoying thing is I can hear a call to prayer from 5 nearby mosques.
You're still British, you can't talk shit to us yet you self-flagellating faggot, and even so you should show some respect for your Anglo brothers instead of being a foul-mouthed wog.
why are they so hard pressed
Must be in Bradford, mate.
Price is probably wrong, though, could probably pick a place like that up in the North for about £150. Properties in the third world are generally cheaper than first world
If your parents didn't send you to state school and actually paid for you to attend school and you didn't go to Oxbridge then you're a fucking failure.
As a northern lad from a state school nothing was more satisfying at uni laugihng at how all these cunts went to private schools yet ended up on the same course as a 'stupid northerner'
Lmao, simply lmao
Just moved up north lads. The north is so much better than anywhere else. Signed on and got this entire block for free.
The only annoying thing is that it's underwater and the nearest job (that isn't in a pub) is in Birmingham
Moved up north lads. The north is just so much better than anywhere else. Got given a council flat for free.
Only annoying thing is I have to let the muslims at the local mosque fuck my daughter 5 times a day.
>Good Northern Lad at a Good Northern Uni
>Good Northern flatmates except one
>Having pre-drinks on the second night
>Everyone's drinking cheap lager out of a can like students do
>Southern ""lad"" pours his beer from a bottle into a glass
>Goes into his room
>Takes a lime out of a mini fridge
>Squeezes it in his pint
>tfw you find out those lazy scotts get an extra bank holiday on Monday
thats a fucking bargain
this is an aerial photo of my flat
paid 1.3 mil for it back in 2012
>tfw Southerners would LITERALLY consider that a bargain
just found a prime bedsit in York lads
>only £20 a month rent
>saves money on bills as it's not connected to gas or electric
>get to live with a Syrian family so rent will be split 12 ways
>close to local floodplains
Lol the classism is ridiculous. I graduate with a first and now work at an engineering firm and a posh cunt sniggered at me, he fucking sniggered.
I respect people more who went through hardships to achieve their success then those who were just born into it.
Just moved up North lads, got a massive old house for pretty cheap. Went into town and there were literally no businesses trading except for pubs and betting shops. Seemed to be a massive event on but it was just the queue for the job-centre (which was the size of Wembley stadium).
Definitely a contrast 2bh, I was told it was 'comfy' up here.
>mfw Warwickshire midlands master race and non of your northern or southern memes apply.
Desirable houses that aren't expensive. No Muslims. Plenty of jobs in Coventry leicester and Birmingham which are easy to commute to
all these poortheners not understanding basic economics
the reason london's so expensive
is because it's objectively more desirable than any of the """""cities""""" or shitty little villages you live in
>Northerners and Southerners arguing over who is more shit
Don't you realise? Look at the posts side by side. BOTH north and south is shit.
We have all been betrayed by our treasonous governments. Labours racial gerrymandering and draggin everyone down and Tories gutting Britain and selling our insides abroad.
Get out of Britain while you can. Let the leaders be kings of ruins they so desire.
Amazing isn't it?
They have all the starts yet end up the same as you and still somehow think they're the better one
Good southern banter, I kekd
Bad southern banter
think i got a new years text from my oneitis but lost her number so dunno who it is lol but it looks like a girl and cant imagine who else it could be think im just not gonna respond 2bh x
Call me northern all you want but non of your northern memes apply.
Picture of me driving my car through the North, when they got wind of me being a Southerner they all surrounded me asking for money.
>literally lives right next to the biggest muslim populated city in the UK
Love this meme.
London is expensive because massive businesses who have more money than sense move there because it's where they can find all their mates and do their trading
It's the only place you can go if you want to sell your soul to a bank or whatever so people are forced to move there.
Nobody chooses to live in a tiny flat and pay through the nose for it because they want to.
way to the nearest northern village enjoy your southern towns lmao
Alright lads, just went for a walk round London because everybody said the South is so nice, bumped into these sort of locals everywhere.
Call themselves 'Southern Lads'
Which brit actor does the best american accent?
>tfw our Capital city is lost forever
>christ is nowhere possibly safe?
>except for norfolk
Going to wade in on this north vs south debate if you don't mind!
I haven't done many memes before so be kind!
>Went to London today lads, took forever to cross the bridge because there was so many people!
Alright lads, can you solve this conundrum? It doesn't seem possible to me but maybe you're better with this kind of stuff.
Twenty year old male virgin, taller than average, slim physique. No history of sexual experience at all.
One night this male spends a few hours clubbing- a physical activity that would lead to his body being tired out.
Before he leaves the club, he encounters a female- around his age, chubby physique, sexually experienced, below average in looks. The two decide to go to her place together.
Now, at the female's place of residence, the young male without any sexual experience decides to become intimate. Note- no condom was used, and all foreplay was skipped.
The global average sexual encounter lasts around 15 minutes, and a male can usually last on average around 5 minutes of pure penis stimulation before orgasm.
The duration of sexual intercourse tends to become longer as the participants become more sexually experienced over time.
However, in this case, a virgin of no experience does not last for 5 minutes, nor 15 minutes, no this young man lasts over 120 minutes. According to his claims, these minutes were satisfactory.
A good 2 hours. This should, mathematically and biologically be incredibly unrealistic for a first timer. How could he achieve such a thing? What is his secret?
I know an Indian American who went on holiday to London and literally said to me how shit is was to see so many brown people. He said if he wanted to see brown people he'd go visit his family in India
ahaha what the fuck why would you want to live in the flattest place on earth surrounded by inbreds?
not to mention the weather is horrendous and there is nothing to do there apart from get windchill on the beach