/brit/

cara and maisie and anime all shits

Drake

>>52987581
Me at the back

willy

>tfw living in southern village

won god's lottery lads

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>>52987616
What are your thoughts on Sersha

>>52987658
ugly hag

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i hate the political agenda behind the character but i did like him in the film

>>52987689
rude

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Me on the right

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>>52987658
Sersha is love
Sersha is live

>>52987690
fucking racist prick

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me and the boiz out in london for new years ahha sick, goin to the mosque later

love being southern

>>52987690
me too, he was better than daisy(rey). I just hope next film have him and Oscar teaming up and doing cool shit

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>tfw returning home every year for christmas, I have noticed my former >98% white town getting more and infested with shitskins

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kpop desu lads

>>52987733
OI LADS DO THE BANTA HANDS
HAHA LADS

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me in the middle

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>>52987644
>tfw living in shitty northern town that is close to comfy villages i can peak in and imagine that i live there and my quality of life is far greater

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>>52987721

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>>52987581
Me and Akari on the left 2bh

Got called a fiend for wanting more than 2 cones wtf

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>>52987733
>be northern
>pay muslims to rape your children

>>52987690
what agenda
he's not even main character or a love interest of the main character

Just because you are a rich city worker doesn't make you inherently better than other people. You are the cause of your surroundings. If you were born in some council estate in Stockport, you would be the very person you are looking down on. You got lucky to be in the surroundings you are. There is nothing wrong with people wanting a better life than what they were given.

>>52987644
>>52987756
What's there to do in a village?

>>52987733
>implying that isn't Birmingham

having a go

>>52987475

The southwest is the nicest place to live in the UK, common knowledge. In fact, the south takes the top 10 spots for nicest places to live in the UK. That's because there are no northerners here.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4359608/Devon-named-as-the-best-place-to-live-in-England.html

just had a dream with masie in it. good dream

>>52987690
what's the political agenda? he's black?

>>52987735
same

>>52987773
quite annoyed indeed about how obvious the director was; apart from are han virtually every single white male was an evil/first order character

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>>52987761

>>52987794
be comfy

cant believe this girl would just stop texting me tBh

at least tell me why ._.

>>52987831
maybe her phone broke x

>>52987803
TOR-BAY
TOP BAY

just had a dream with no yanks in /brit/. good dream

>>52987794
we live in the UK m8 not USA where ever you live there will always be a large town or city like 30mins away.

>>52987812
Poe is white btw

>>52987803
This is why they hate the English and want to be a separate country. Because baby boomers waltz in, buy a property and raise the prices, pricing the very citizens out of their own neighbourhood

>>52987810
removing the young-white-male-hero character from films

Should have tried to kiss the girl tonight desu

>>52987843
very small chance and would be one of those excuses that would make sense because it's been now ~26hours

Are Northerners barred from the world of business? Seem to be massively under-represented ngl.

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>>52987803
>devon

>>52987803
Devonians confirmed handsome and strong and popular

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>>52987853

>>52987794
post on /brit/ all day

>>52987810
they literally rewrote the whole history of the film to star a black 'hero' lead

>>52987853
not in the eyes of the director and the casting team, and thats what counts

>his ancestors didn't move to America
Enjoy being doomed to this expensive, gray, ugly little island

after bearing witness to this north v south fight, i'd rather live in the midlands tbH

Lancashire is the last bastion of whiteness in this god-forsaken country.

If you live outside lancashire, you are a threat to the pure bloodline and must be exterminated

>>52987918
not at all you racist prick

>>52987891
>""""""Greater""""""" manchester

>>52987932
good lad

Americans are fucking stupid

>>52987803
>Hating your own country's people this much

Wew, why I can't stand tories

It's all well and good living in the South West when there's nothing fucking there

>>52987939
fuck off you racist prick he should have been a muslim

Sat in my large Southern home watching netflix, shit-posting and eating a mini-magnum, ama.

>>52987932
Rasheed

I had some dodgy drugs on new years lads. If I had taken a second dose of what was supposed to be MD it really wouldn't have ended well, it fucked my heart rate up and I went through phases of feeling either really hot or really cold even inside a packed club.
Should I try to find the dealer and have a quiet word with him?

Muh midlands heritage

P L Y M O U T H
L
Y
M
O
U
T
H

>>52987937
how kind of you to say so

>>52987940
eh u wot

>>52987968
fuck off janner

>>52987984
decline

>>52987932
>i'd rather live in the midlands
he actually wants to be a muslim HAHAHAHA

>>52987963
>Should I try to find the dealer and have a quiet word with him?

go ask for a refund

>>52987947
>>Hating your own country's people this much
>
>Wew, why I can't stand tories
Is this opposite day? That's more a labour thing to do.

>>52987947
tbqh i get past birmingham and i can't understand what the povvos are even saying, how do people from newcastle even communicate with humans who aren't used to their series of slurs, punches and grunts

>>52987963
tell him if he carries on selling that shit ur gonna shank him up

>>52987984
tomoko is my gf

home counties masterrace desu

Unintentional NoFap2016 officially ended

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who /purple/ here

>>52987947
>Wew, why I can't stand tories
oh yes i heard labour is even more loving of the indigenous people here ;^)

>>52987958
can you not say 'prick'? It triggers me, shitlord

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>tfw you get the last hot sausage roll at greggs and the asshole behind you wanted it

>>52988009
>There are only two parties in the UK
>Despising people you see as 'poor' despite being your fellow countrymen isn't a Tory thing to do

You can see already how up themselves middle class snobs get


>>52988010
Fuck off Tory scum

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>>52987961
>large Southern home

to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man

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going to do a shower to try and wake myself up a bit

>>52987947
I'm not a tory, and can't see how it's relevant. It's also mostly banter, you pleb, my dad lives on a farm in Yorkshire. That being said, people are generally uglier and thicker in the North, anyone who has spent a great deal of time in the North and South will confirm this.

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Londoners at it again, such a nice place to live haha

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2331021/I-watched-man-stabbed-London-street--felt-nothing.html

>>52987984
that anime is NHK for normies
tomoko a shit

>>52988056
>being a lower class labour pleb

HAHAHA i bet you live in a city too HAHAHAHAHA

I wish you anon a Happy New Year.

>>52988050
is there a full country map la

>>52988053
>Have people who live like you but just look a little different
>Have some posh cunt whose never worked a day in his life because of mummy and daddy and their mummy and daddy get on a high horse

hmmmm

>>52988055
>asshole
Fuck off yank

Important scientific poll

http://strawpoll.me/6429091
http://strawpoll.me/6429091

>>52988024
you are msulim haha!!!??!!?!?!11?!11

So fucking hungry
I can't fucking do it
Constant ache!!!!!!

>>52988050
I live in one of the red bits

>>52988058
>only £3,000 a m-month, p-poortherners c-can't afford t-this!

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>>52988098
allow it

>>52988086
No, I don't. You absolute mong. Can you not follow the conversation?

I am hungry

>>52988055
That's when you turn around with a grin and say:

>got a hot sausage for you right here m8
>*unzips dick*

>>52988056
>>Despising people you see as 'poor' despite being your fellow countrymen isn't a Tory thing to do
>Despising people you see as 'rich' despite being your fellow countrymen isn't a Labour thing to do
see >>52988095
He prefers Rasheed to Charles Povvington

>>52988108
>home counties

more like homo counties haha

>>52988095
Corbyn went to a grammar school you utter melt

Thinking about buying a fleshlite lads, are they any good?

>>52988145
nah i'm just here to vent about pakis and how wet my basement (from where i post) is atm

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>time to take the submarine to the local co-op lads haha

oi
how bout those fuckin yanks

New Maisie
https://youtu.be/7ercdWXNJtg

>>52987690
I second this. He was an agenda forcing choice and Boyega is a racebaiter on twitter, but the character turned out to be the second place after Oscar Isaacs.

>>52988191
Late as fuck m8

Labour only exist because of people's hatred towards the Tories
The Tories only exist because of other people's money

People complain about career politicians, the same old parties, being disillusioned with politics, yet they will continue to vote back and forth between the same two parties that represent no one

>>52988007
>>52988017
by 'quiet word' I meant 'break his kneecaps'

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>ey'up flower am just off down t' pob wih lads, donh wait op fer us, i'll geh night boat home

>>52988177
Get an onahole instead theyre better desu

>>52988145
I bet you're a fucking green voter

>>52988108
Well considering most of the population in the home counties are literally subhuman pakis, I would say most of the real humans live outside of them.

>>52988078
>Be from working class northern background
>Not a dumb bastard so go to a top RG uni in the north
>Lots of posh mongos turning up commenting on my accent and laughing at where I came from
>Remind them that their parents paid tens of thousands for their private schools and they've ended up on the exact same course as me
>Tfw now have to mingle with posh people at work because of muh good job but still hate them

>/mu/ archive down
>879th in queue on soulseek

reeeeeeee

>>52988191
not only is she terribly unfortunate looking, but she also has horrendously dire going-to-get-fat genes

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http://strawpoll.me/6429110
http://strawpoll.me/6429110
http://strawpoll.me/6429110

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poor foreigners :(

>Every thread since the floods

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15qeGWNtWVU

>>52988206
uk has literally been three party up until this election, until hurrr idiots blamed lib dems for everything tories did

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>goin netto's anyone want owt?

>Southerners SO buttblasted they refer to the floods, DESPITE the south being flooded LAST YEAR

southerncucks everyone

what the fuck do you say to girls on tinder that look legitimately interesting?

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>>52987773

>>52988251
oi you slag
link to map pls

The Bucket residence. Lady of the house speaking.

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>>52988235
come on lad don't bully it's 2016

>>52988273
I'd love to take you out for coffee sometime

>>52988273
"Got a big willy innit"

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casual reminder that when the floods happened poortherners left the thread en masse after getting bantered by southerners

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so is this north/south shitposting the first gimmick of 2016?

I'm not a big fan desu

>>52988267
we recovered in an hour

you will still be using boats for the next 20 years

why cant women like give some then like go away and shut up haha

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>Mfw oli see Europeans making fun of yank quasi-mansion homes that cost £80k because of "muh culture" "muh all yank houses look the same" (as if terrace houses dont) muh bricks.

If you wouldn't rather live in a yank mansion instead of a depressing tiny European house you're deluding yourself.

>It's a north vs south thread

Actually quite enjoy them because I live in the midlands. I argue both sides for bants.

>>52988273
>>52988298
FONT

>>52988243
>17 year olds are reading this read right now
What the fuck

>>52988322
>Midlands

You realise that is Northern right? lmao

>>52988273
Doesn't matter mate, they're getting way too many messages to reply to yours.

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>>52988299
>live in the north
>didn't get flooded

>>52987803
In an actual UK wide survey, 4 of the top 10 were in scotland - including no.1 (edinburgh)

>>52988322
>so irrelevant that no one even cares about you

>>52987581
>birdface American girls
why do they always have this?

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so white
disgusting

>>52988251
>entirity of bradford
>multicultural cosmopolitans

>>52988297
I don't like coffee

>>52988320
*fart*
*plywood wall collapses*

>>52988322
the midlands is the north

>>52988301
how was exeter?

>>52988334
:^)

grew up in devon
moved to the midlands
further north = worse undeniably

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>30 minutes in
>not a single goal in any of the top 2 divisions

>>52988188
Personally, I'm not a fan.

>>52988386
janny

>>52988386
GET HIM JANJAN

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>>52988346
you got flooded with pakis instead

south is rubish

>>52988279
looks like this
http://datashine.org.uk

>>52988396
northern cunt

>the city of aston villa

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The finest girls london has to offer

>>52988301
>2016

there was always north vs south banter in /brit/ you melt

Work in a pub up north and this southerner came in last night and asked for a lager top

literally had no idea what he was talking about

turns out he wanted me to pour like 3/4 of a pint and then fill the rest up with lemonade

was laughing so hard at him I had to take a break and let someone else serve him

barber fucked up my hair, i asked for short on the sides and back and long on the top and he said how short and how long and i didn't know what to say so i just said buzzcut.

Going to drive to New Forest now, only a 20 min drive. Staying there until hair grows back.

>>52988320
I agree desu. I plan to move to America. I've been there several times. Britain likes to look down on America but once you leave this country, it opens your eyes to how shit this place is. They have more culture than us. Everything here has been sanitised and banned

>>52988439
would do a certain edit of this but playing videogames

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Imagine having friends

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>the city of multicultural ethnic cosmopolitans

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>>52988439
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>52988455

Serious question, why the fuck is gay shite like this so popular in the South?

Who waters down a beer with a lemonade

American tier

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>tfw moving to Australia this year for good

You're ALL poor. Your houses are ALL shit. Your culture is ALL shit. Your weather is ALL shit.

North, South, Scotland, Wales, it doesn't matter. The UK is dead. Enjoy living through the end of your country, fucking poor cucks.

nof ingand am best ingands. suf ingands is imbreds init

>>52988458
just buy a razor and shave it all off lad

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Moved down south lads. The south is just so much better than anywhere else. Bought this flat for a steal at £250,000.

Only annoying thing is I can hear a call to prayer from 5 nearby mosques.

>>52988476
Unwanted hassle tbH

south more like shith

>>52988354
American haplogroup.

>>52988346
you still live in the north though

>>52988504
>moving to Australia

top pleb

>>52988517
you got a bargain there m8, ONLY 5 mosques? "more mosques, the better" that's what we southerners say

>>52988503
lager is too strong for them on its own

>>52988504
You're still British, you can't talk shit to us yet you self-flagellating faggot, and even so you should show some respect for your Anglo brothers instead of being a foul-mouthed wog.

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>>52988517
Looks comfy

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why are they so hard pressed

>>52988517
Must be in Bradford, mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s64kiLkOw1A

Price is probably wrong, though, could probably pick a place like that up in the North for about £150. Properties in the third world are generally cheaper than first world

>>52988455
isn't that shandy?
who the fuck does that

If your parents didn't send you to state school and actually paid for you to attend school and you didn't go to Oxbridge then you're a fucking failure.

As a northern lad from a state school nothing was more satisfying at uni laugihng at how all these cunts went to private schools yet ended up on the same course as a 'stupid northerner'

Lmao, simply lmao

>>52988455
Good post

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Just moved up north lads. The north is so much better than anywhere else. Signed on and got this entire block for free.

The only annoying thing is that it's underwater and the nearest job (that isn't in a pub) is in Birmingham

Moved up north lads. The north is just so much better than anywhere else. Got given a council flat for free.

Only annoying thing is I have to let the muslims at the local mosque fuck my daughter 5 times a day.

a
zu
sa

>>52988590
They're Welsh

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>>52988455
>be me
>fresher
>Good Northern Lad at a Good Northern Uni
>Good Northern flatmates except one
>Having pre-drinks on the second night
>Everyone's drinking cheap lager out of a can like students do
>Southern ""lad"" pours his beer from a bottle into a glass
>Goes into his room
>Takes a lime out of a mini fridge
>Squeezes it in his pint
>mfw

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>tfw you find out those lazy scotts get an extra bank holiday on Monday

>>52988504
GOOD decision
GOOD post

what city cunt?

>>52988614
>>52988612
defenders of the south unite

i say south we say you say shit its the dj talent

>>52988612
sounds like a better life tbf

>>52988612
Looks nice lad lots of space to put your empty beer cans

>>52988591
Is this real? fucking s m h

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>>52988517
thats a fucking bargain

this is an aerial photo of my flat

paid 1.3 mil for it back in 2012

>>52988614
>>52988612
>living in a poor northern area

top kek, upper class villages only

>>52988644
well someone has to keep my benes flow in

>>52988591
>average northern neighbourhood

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>>52988642
>Southern 'men'

>>52988590
BRIDGEND MENTIONED

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>>52988517
>tfw Southerners would LITERALLY consider that a bargain

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just found a prime bedsit in York lads
Pros:
>only £20 a month rent
>saves money on bills as it's not connected to gas or electric
>get to live with a Syrian family so rent will be split 12 ways
>close to local floodplains

Cons:
>none!

>ywn pound a slag in her poorly cleaned arse behind a dumpster

north should secede and should show us how they can live without the south's money.

>>52988228
Lol the classism is ridiculous. I graduate with a first and now work at an engineering firm and a posh cunt sniggered at me, he fucking sniggered.

I respect people more who went through hardships to achieve their success then those who were just born into it.

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UKIP???

Just moved up North lads, got a massive old house for pretty cheap. Went into town and there were literally no businesses trading except for pubs and betting shops. Seemed to be a massive event on but it was just the queue for the job-centre (which was the size of Wembley stadium).

Definitely a contrast 2bh, I was told it was 'comfy' up here.

>Save a file
>Need it months later
>Forget the filename
Fuck sake lads.

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>mfw Warwickshire midlands master race and non of your northern or southern memes apply.

Desirable houses that aren't expensive. No Muslims. Plenty of jobs in Coventry leicester and Birmingham which are easy to commute to

>>52988772
piss off you northern twat

all these poortheners not understanding basic economics

the reason london's so expensive
is because it's objectively more desirable than any of the """""cities""""" or shitty little villages you live in

souths proper well bad in my head i call it shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME

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selfie with the gf lads

>>52988651
Don't know yet, I have friends living in Sydney and family living in a little town in Victoria.

>>52988799
>need to be there if you want to work
>desirable

not the same thing m8

>>52988799
It's desirable to pakis

>>52988772
Literally Northerners.

>>52988799
what is desirable about it exactly

>Northerners and Southerners arguing over who is more shit
Don't you realise? Look at the posts side by side. BOTH north and south is shit.
We have all been betrayed by our treasonous governments. Labours racial gerrymandering and draggin everyone down and Tories gutting Britain and selling our insides abroad.
Get out of Britain while you can. Let the leaders be kings of ruins they so desire.

*exhales a cloud of vape*

>tfw handsome, muscular and elite Derbyshire lad
>confuse northerners, brummies and southerners with my accent

>>52988756
Amazing isn't it?

They have all the starts yet end up the same as you and still somehow think they're the better one

>>52988766
Good southern banter, I kekd

>>52988799
Bad southern banter

>>52988870
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>>52988772
>Midlands
>No Muslims

think i got a new years text from my oneitis but lost her number so dunno who it is lol but it looks like a girl and cant imagine who else it could be think im just not gonna respond 2bh x

The Midlands is actually closer to the south culturally

>>52988804
*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off?!?!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

so glad i moved to the south, northerners are so unmulti-cultural, i'm glad we accept the muslims as the british people they are.

>>52988509
i wanted a good haircut for once in my life

>>52988869
*revs motorcycle and glances over at you*

Daily reminder that cuck is no longer filtered

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>>52988798
Call me northern all you want but non of your northern memes apply.

>>52988870
>have neutral accent with a hint of northern
>no-one who doesn't know me personally can accurately guess where I'm from

>>52988893
west mids are
east mids definitely not

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Picture of me driving my car through the North, when they got wind of me being a Southerner they all surrounded me asking for money.

West midlands plaster face

>>52988896
what a fucking hellhole

>>52988918
you wont fool me

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>>52988772
>No Muslims
>literally lives right next to the biggest muslim populated city in the UK

The Midlands are both North and South.

If you live somewhere like Stoke, Derby, Lincoln, etc you're Northern.

If you live somewhere like Birmingham, Leicester or Warwick you're Southern.

>>52988951
rorke

the north is the least multicultural place in england, perhaps even the world

that's because it's all paki culture, even the air is halal

>>52988799
Love this meme.

London is expensive because massive businesses who have more money than sense move there because it's where they can find all their mates and do their trading

It's the only place you can go if you want to sell your soul to a bank or whatever so people are forced to move there.

Nobody chooses to live in a tiny flat and pay through the nose for it because they want to.

Fucking kek

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this map is FACT

>>52988968
Everyone in the South regards them as Northern.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLu8dFJLiwM

have a look at this fine london gentleman going about his day, makes me glad to be southern.

>Poortherners will never know this feel

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>>52988889

>>52988956

It isn't honestly mang, upper case KEK still seems to be though

Just won the in the Hall of Heroes lads

>>52988949
rasheed

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way to the nearest northern village enjoy your southern towns lmao

Britain has always been a nation of immigrants.
We've been importing 300,000 people a year for centuries

>>52989007
bog off rasheed

>>52988896
>muslim call to prayer
>police sirens
>poverty-ridden commieblock dystopia
yep, that's london

>>52989007
good post

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Alright lads, just went for a walk round London because everybody said the South is so nice, bumped into these sort of locals everywhere.

Call themselves 'Southern Lads'

>>52988941
you are wrong

east MIDs white mids

doing a global race war

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iRODvecqvI

POOR NOTHERNERS DON'T EVEN ALLOW MUSLIMS IN THEIR CHURCHES HAHA POORTHERNKEKS HAHAHA

>>52988968
Agreed

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>North vs South

Classic divide and rule

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>>52989028

>>52988895
*reverses the grab and puts you into a grovit until you spontaneously shit yourself and the vertebrae in your neck begin to fracture*

>>52989011
And everyone in the North regards them as Southern. The truth is they're both.
>>52989028
>4.6%
>"not many Muslims"

KEK
E
K

>>52989097
How's Australia Mr.Trump

>>52988961
What's your point? Birmingham isn't in Warwickshire.

>Exam on Tuesday
>Haven't started revising
Help lads. I can't escape.

>>52989065
>no Pakis (except in Nottingham)
>lots of coal mines and industry
how are the east mids more southern than the west mids?

>>52989132
tremendous

https://poal.me/olb3pf
https://poal.me/olb3pf

>>52989113
>green for more pakis

merchant rubbing hands

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Which brit actor does the best american accent?

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>Classic divide and rule

just got back from london for new years literally so many rasheeds its unreal my m8 literally lives a couple doors down from a mosque

watching rab c nesbitt haha

>>52989152
It's not too late lad

>>52989113
christ is nowhere possibly safe?
except for norfolk

>>52989126
4.6% is a miniscule amount of Muslims compared to London m8.

London is like 50% non white

>>52989194
norfolk master race

>>52989164
Which American accent?

>>52989111
>S-stop bantering me or y-you're a Jew!
Fuck off poorthern ANIMAL scum

>>52989154
It just is OK????

>>52989180
Good lad

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>>52989195
>tfw our Capital city is lost forever

>>52989203
good lad, if i had to move to britland I'd live in norfolk desu

>>52989164
Martain Freemans Minnesota accent in Fargo is very impressive 2bh

>>52989188
>12 weeks worth of shit to learn in less than 3 days
I think it's too late.

>>52989195
And it's a massive amount compared to my county.

>>52989164
Hugh Laurie

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>christ is nowhere possibly safe?
>except for norfolk

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Going to wade in on this north vs south debate if you don't mind!

I haven't done many memes before so be kind!

>Went to London today lads, took forever to cross the bridge because there was so many people!

Alright lads, can you solve this conundrum? It doesn't seem possible to me but maybe you're better with this kind of stuff.

Twenty year old male virgin, taller than average, slim physique. No history of sexual experience at all.
One night this male spends a few hours clubbing- a physical activity that would lead to his body being tired out.
Before he leaves the club, he encounters a female- around his age, chubby physique, sexually experienced, below average in looks. The two decide to go to her place together.

Now, at the female's place of residence, the young male without any sexual experience decides to become intimate. Note- no condom was used, and all foreplay was skipped.

The global average sexual encounter lasts around 15 minutes, and a male can usually last on average around 5 minutes of pure penis stimulation before orgasm.
The duration of sexual intercourse tends to become longer as the participants become more sexually experienced over time.

However, in this case, a virgin of no experience does not last for 5 minutes, nor 15 minutes, no this young man lasts over 120 minutes. According to his claims, these minutes were satisfactory.

A good 2 hours. This should, mathematically and biologically be incredibly unrealistic for a first timer. How could he achieve such a thing? What is his secret?

I know an Indian American who went on holiday to London and literally said to me how shit is was to see so many brown people. He said if he wanted to see brown people he'd go visit his family in India

>>52989230
What do you call this fella he's got GOTY dad genetics

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>>52989230

when the race war breaks out in britain, what will be your primary weapon? im going melee desu

>no job, gf or friends
>spend day arguing about which geographical part of the country is better

>>52989248
Oohkay then.

Literally a beautiful accent t b h, looks nice a pretty comfy place to live too.

>>52989122
*it was a hologram*
SOMERSEEEEEET
*borrows a local friendly farmer's gun and shoots you*

New

>>52989281
>>52989281
>>52989281
>>52989281
>>52989281

>>52989262
the male is gay

>>52989250
Didn't you go to lectures?

>>52989251
I like to live somewhere where being on the dole isn't the only option.

>>52989288

My crossbow