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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>52944285

Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
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>>52968233
thanks for the pic, OP.
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中野梓
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>>52968233

そういえば、また聞いてみよう
Can anyone please explain to me what happens in akagi between the end of the drama and the end of the game? I really need to know it, but I can't find a fucking synopsis
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Is today a normal work day? Ie stores are open and running as usual?

I need to buy a laptop
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Fifth for my pussenis.
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This was posted by someone maybe a month back.

I still find it interesting.

http://www.archdaily.com/769444/kakko-house-yyaa
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>>52968260
A Texan maid cafe would be like Hooters, maybe.
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>>52968233
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>>52968335
yodobashi and bic cameras are open.
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11th for my penis
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>>52968260
They don't have those.

What you want is to go to a diner outside of any big city. If you select right you will get a big and delicious all American breakfast and godly customer service from a good looking blonde country girl with a beautiful smile that will call you all sorts of cute names pet names.

Just make sure to leave a 20% tip or else a curse will fall upon you for the rest of your trip.
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>>52968377
Hooters of Tokyo https://youtu.be/4PVRf-TI_14

I would never allow my daughters to work at Hooters.
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>>52968482
>big and delicious all American breakfast
disgusting
> 20% tip
my sides
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>>52968390
じゃ、 Guess today I will adventure in Akihabara if the usual stores are open

ワクワク
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>>52968377
Nah hooters is on the same level as a maid cafe in tokyo. A shit tourist trap.

For an actual good time you want:
>>52968482

Also meant to type "cute pet names" there.
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>>52968528
Is Akihabara still a good place to shop anything?
Maybe shinjuku is better for yodobashi, bic camera, and sofmap.
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>>52968482
>paying tips while on a vacation in america
Nobody will probably even bitch at you if you don't pay tips and look like a tourist
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>>52968517
GRAAAND SLAM MOTHERFUCKER
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>>52968586
美味しそう(≧∇≦)
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ベッドに行きます。おやすみ~~~
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>>52968586
Don't go to Denny's, though.
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>>52968586
i dont think dennys is whathe meant when he said diner. the women who work at those are all meth heads not 8/10+ blondes
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>>52968563
I've never been in a Hooters, but isn't any maid cafe a novelty, anyway?

>>52968578
Not to your face but they will definitely talk shit about you in the back.
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>>52968233
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>>52968641
Have a nice sleep(=゚ω゚)ノ
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>>52968643
Not to burst anyone's bubble but you probably won't find a lot of 8s working the tables in a mom and pop diner, either.
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>>52968482
It's just hard to do touristy stuff in America... I'd need to take a cab just to get a good all American breakfast, and that would cost extra 20 bucks or something for the cab ride.
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>>52968649
>Not to your face but they will definitely talk shit about you in the back.
Does it matter if you are there for a week?
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>>52968572
Akihabara has a huge Yodobashi and Softmap, dunno about bic camera

I think It would be best going there for convenience since Shinjuku is pretty shitty
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>>52968517
Well sorry that we sometimes like to go out to breakfast and eat eggs and bacon and relax and enjoy ourselves.

You're right everyone should just have toast and coffee for breakfast every day for maximum efficiency.
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>>52968641

Oyasuminasai, eikojin
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>>52968696
For sure. What he described is definitely the stuff of movies. But Denny's is probably the worst place to look for that. That or Waffle house or IHOP
Every one who works at those has a meth head chic going on
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>>52968630
食ったら死にほかならない
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>>52968578
No place with good customer service will bitch about not tipping period. However not tipping is extremely rude. You don't want to be rude do you?
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>>52968802
Expecting me to give them free money is also pretty rude according to my culture.
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>>52968768
Exactly don't go to any chain diner. You want a mom and pop diner. Some place that you need to drive to.

Of course every place is different, but I have hit the jackpot one or two times while on a roadtrip with family. It's kind of bittersweet because it's like "that place is amazing, and we'll never eat there again because it's in the middle of nowhere."
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>>52968796
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>>52968802
Supporting a system, where waiters aren't paid properly is even more rude imo
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>>52968892
don't y'all got tipping in the UK?
It's so integral to American culture that it's part of our tax code.
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tipping culture trolling belongs on /b/ guise
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>>52968892
I'm just saying Americans would consider it rude. If you don't care then you don't care.
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you can now ignore me my friends
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>>52968982
Well now that you can be filtered, I think so, yes.
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I guess Japan is the only one in the world that New Year's Day is the day of special Event.
It seems that the Gregorian calendar regarded as a symbol of modernization generally.
Therefore the people of many countries celebrate the old calendar's day.
Or the monotheism countries have each another period of religion anniversary.
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>>52968997
don't worry it was just a joke
lel
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>>52968982
Your name(爆笑)
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>>52968982
>韓国の女の子のやつ
this is so wrong I can't even ignore it
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>>52969007
Chinese New Year.
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>>52968951
For fucks sake rude is a subjective measure that depends on cultural norms. I'm just describing what's considered polite and rude in America. I don't care if you think it's stupid. Yes maybe it is kind of stupid. I'm not defending it just saying how things are.
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>>52969007
Why do you think that?
Other countries celebrate differently, but that doesn't mean we don't regard it as a special day.
You've said this several times and I have no idea why
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>>52969034
rude
I don't care if you like Japanese women
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>>52969067
>You've said this several times and I have no idea why
This is nihonjin in a nutshell.
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>>52968967
>don't y'all got tipping in the UK?
It doesn't really exist here. Sometimes people will round up to the nearest £1 or £5 when paying for pizza or in a restaurant (depending on price) in order not to look cheap, but even that's not universal. People don't tip cab drivers or barbers or hotel staff though.
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Japanese people. What social norms in Japan do you feel like people are always attacking? Kind of like how people are always attacking tipping in America?
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>>52969108
Being racist to foreigners
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箱根駅伝
黒人留学生超強いしいい笑顔
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>>52969101
>People don't tip cab drivers

That wasn't necessary...?? I spend good money tipping them when I was there.
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>>52969108
being a pedophile, molesting girls on the train
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>>52969162
No one's going to turn away free money, and tourists and their money are easily parted.
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How would a woman at a maid cafe react if you told them that they messed up and needed to be spanked as punishment?

Would they roll with it or would they get management kick your hentai ass out?
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>>52969108
>hurp durp I'm a fat idiot, I need to talk about fatland in the Japanese thread
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>>52969162
I tip cab drivers in America when I can afford it and when they've done something they didn't have to. Like make a stop for me, wait for me, or have a nice conversation with me. But if I just get in the cab and get to my destination without causing him trouble or without him going above and beyond in some way, I don't tip
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>>52969194
Uber in the US doesn't require tipping, and so I use that exclusively now. RIP in piss cabbies.
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>>52969276
ごめん
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>>52969067
Don't mind about the number of times of other person's remark.
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>>52969240
>>52969194
I always thought it was quasi-mandatory both in the UK and in the US.
I even tell people from these countries not to tip cab drivers in Japan...
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>>52969276
>>52969284
>>52969285

It's okay anon, you did your best.
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アメリカ人が日本語を学んで日本カブレです?

只アニメが分かりたい。
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>>52969284
>>52969285
時間間隔はNOです
やり直し
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>>52969038
They celebrate Lunar New Year more than New Year.


One calendar was used in Japan from the first breakup of relations with China, one thousand years ago, to 17th centuries.
An ancient calendar loses time little by little.
The calendar of China was changed two times by Mongolia and Jurchen for that period.
The calendar of Japan was changed several times in their hand and they introduced Western calendar each time.
Eventually they introduced the Gregorian calendar and still continues today.
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Does anyone here use a laptop? are they good nowadays?

I do not want to go to g since they will just blast me with thinkpads

What is the usual price for a "decent" one nowadays? I wont use it to play video games but I will use some pretty duty heavy programs
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Sorry to ask so soon after the previous one, but I really have no idea what this is supposed to say.

I mostly understood the first half of it, but after 含め the word order and such really confuses me.
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>>52969308
Fair enough
But can you tell me why you think Japan is the only country in the world that thinks this about the New Year?
I don't understand
日本人論は根本的に嫌だから、寛容でなくてごめん
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>>52969316
It is, just not for uber. It's one of the reasons uber is pushing out traditional cab drivers.
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>>52969094 twaddle, fast-talking, emotional instability
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>>52969316
It's not mandatory here at all, cab drivers will always offer change. A lot of people tend to round up though (for example, if your fare is £8.60, a lot of people will just give £10 because they cba with change). It's the same thing with pizza men who come to your door (I'm cheap as fuck, so I always get change, but they don't seem to mind).
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stupid Japanese customs:
-getting drunk with your co-workers every day
-buying cheap junk as souvenirs for all of your co-workers and acquaintances
-wrapping everything in multiple layers of wrapping paper/bags
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>>52969476
Are you using his trip now?
You're gonna upset him
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>girl online says she wants more than just sex
>afks once she has an orgasm
I'm not surprised, just disappointed.

Now I need to ignore her intentionally for four days if I want her to continue to be interested in me.
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>>52969369
Right. The point (of this time) is (that it is) almost never wearing panties including in the bath.
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>>52969492
>-getting drunk with your co-workers every day
I did this when I was working full time in nyc. Not every day though, but quite often. It's not so bad, considering I had more of a social life then than I do now.
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>>52969492
we are doing them less.
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>>52969521
>afks once she has an orgasm

???
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>>52969689
net slang
AFK = "away from keyboard"
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>>52969689
Literally the last thing she said to me was "yes" in response to "you finished, right?" Not a single word after that.
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I hate Americans
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>>52969732
Maybe she felt ashamed of having cyber sex
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>>52969689
>>52969728
Yes but it also means being unresponsive over the internet more generally, even if it's for other reasons than being away from your keyboard.
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>>52969521
>>52969728
What are you both doing though?
Are you actually fucking or just fapping over each other on skype because afk'ing after sex makes no sense.
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>>52969394
I don't like to speak English.
Though I tell foreigners.
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>>52969776
everyone does
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>>52969776

You should not be mean to Americans, anon.
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I hate the Russians. Everyone does.
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>>52969819
>>52969776
Americans really don't care about the opinions of Europeans as much as they wish we did.
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>>52969793
That's likely part of it.
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>>52969824
No. He should. He really really should.
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>>52969857
I don't give a shit about their opinion, I just wish I wouldn't have to read theirs
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>>52969814
Well clearly you want to talk about this because you post about it all the time
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>>52969776
me too
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>>52969776
Yeah, we figured that out after you took in thousands of people that want to bomb us.
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>>52969857
It's extremely hard to take a German seriously considering the current political situation. If an Englishman said mean things about American though it would hurt a bit. They're our daddy afterall.
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>>52969895
>I don't want to hear the opinions of Americans
>Better post my own equally useless and unsolicited opinion about them
>Better make a post likely to attract replies from Americans

How tsun of you
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murrica #1
mom and apple pie
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>>52969567
Ah, I see.

How does 含め work there, though? Verbs need to be nominalized to be in the middle of the sentence, right? Is it just that the particle that would nominalize it is dropped and just implied in the sentence?
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>>52969959
>They're our daddy afterall.
This is borderline fetishistic.
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>>52969966
B-B-Baka...
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>>52969966
I didn't start this the fatass did
Anyway why do you care English teacher?
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>>52969994
Yes but the particle is て and knowing that may not help you
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>>52970008
mmm, your culture is so old and distinguished
talk to me in an authoritative yet characteristically cynical manner, daddy
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>>52970019
How did I start it? You didn't reply to any post when you said you hate Americans.
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>>52970019
The English language is so creative
You can use a respectable profession as an insult
I love English and I love America, the country that invented it
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>>52970089
>English Teacher in Japan
>respectable profession
Say what now?
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>>52970089
>I love English and I love America, the country that invented it
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>>52970088
Wasn't me. That post was made by the guy with the Korea fetish, I just happend to agree with him

>>52970089
way too obvious, even for a burger
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雑煮(゚д゚)ウマー
出汁が最高だぜ
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>>52970089
>America the country that invented English
Ahh I was being thick I apologise. Didn't realize you were telling a joke at first.
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>>52970089
t. John
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>>52970120
foreigners speak american, not english. from the accent, pronunciation, spelling, you know this to be true
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>>52968233
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>>52970120
Sorry daddy. It seems I'm having a laugh at your expense.
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>>52970089
JAPAN WITH THE BANTS
But yeah sarcasm is a cool nuance of english.
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>>52969507
I have not often seen someone use my name.
>>52969901
I think common Japanese think only shougatsu now.
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>>52970202
>implying
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I was serious about the English teacher part.
I actually am an English teacher
Proud too
Proud to be enployed
Proud to teach kids not to use u where it doesn't belong
Proud to teach them to say subway not tube
etc
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>>52970215

The candle that shines twice as bright burns half as long. Heaven's finally got its missing angel back.
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Real talk though, the English language has a lot of really stupid nuances.

C and X are practically useless letters and silent letters are pants on head retarded.

Not to mention...
>They're, their, there
>to, too, two
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>>52970279
keep up the good fight brother
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>>52970279
Acceptance is the first step toward change
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>>52970279
Hidoi desu ne.
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>>52970202

The only pure, untainted version of English is that which is spoken in and around the Home Counties. Every other dialect is a second-class offshoot, and all speakers should show deference when addressing their linguistic betters.
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>>52970368
○I like rock, pop, and electronic music.
×I like rock, pop and electronic music.
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>>52970421
>Oxford comma
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>>52970421
Nope, no, nada, fuck you, Oxford comma will always be correct.
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>>52970421
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>>52970479
>>52970459
>also called ... Harvard comma
>In American English, a majority of style guides mandate use of the serial comma
ーwiki

This is quite an American comma and I take full credit for it on behalf of America
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>>52970368
Do you live in the Home Counties?
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>>52970565
English teacher-san.

Do you have a gf? If so how old is she?
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>>52970568

I live in London, which is like the inner sanctum of the Home Counties.
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>>52970565
You're a fat asshole who'll never get any pussy even if you are living in Japan, so I don't give a shit
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>>52970421
Either is correct, and each has advantages and disadvantages.

"To my parents, Ayn Rand and God." implies the writer was born of the virgin Ayn Rand through the Holy Spirit.

"To my mother, Ayn Rand, and God." could be implying the writer's mother is Ayn Rand.
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正月二日目
もう普通のごはんが食べたい
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>>52970599
Why are germans so angry jesus christ. Have a pint mate, maybe that will chill you out a bit.
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>>52970599
Presumably you gave enough of a shit to be motivated to respond about it.
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>>52970599
>>52970592
I'm gay. I don't need pussy
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I hate a stereotype of Japan for example 'Honne' and 'Tatemae'.
Because the principle of separation of government and religion is 'Tatemae', though Christmas is 'Honne' in West.
I think the agreement of such a stereotype is 'The theories of Japanese cultural'.
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小澤マリアについてどう思いますか
What do you think about Maria Ozawa?
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>>52970654
He's getting cucked by his government mandated mandatory refugee
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>>52970689
Top or bottom?

>>52970703
I feel like you're difficult to understand whether you write in Japanese or in English.
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>>52970593
What's it like with all the coons?
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>>52970599
>asshole

we've already won
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What would your girlfriend say if they knew you were posting here?
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>>52970742
Geez stop. Let's all have peace for a moment.

Housing refugees isn't even government mandated yet for individuals or families. They are still operating under an incentive based program.
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>>52970755
It depends
I can't label myself definitively
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>>52970790

It's alright, I guess. It's not the coons that bother me, it's the cost of living.
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>>52970689
Do your colleagues and students know that you are gay?
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>>52970032
Still very confused.

Thank you, though.
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>>52970726
知らないです
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>>52970844
Which took place more recently? You sucking a dick, or you having your dick sucked?

Also has a female student ever tried to seduce you unaware of the futility of that?
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>>52970835
>yet
He's mad that his country has fallen so far
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>>52970825
nice joke, buddy
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>>52970931
Idk but what would that really tell you?

>>52970877
No because that isn't relevant at all to the work I do.
The students don't need to know about my personal life and the teachers have their own lives and shouldn't be interested in mine
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僕は浜崎あゆみが大好きです。
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>>52968586
Is that vanilla ice cream on the top?
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>>52971035
I think so too.
Gay people don't cover up that they are gay at public places recently.
So I thought consciousness of gay people was changing.
Thanks.
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>>52971228
No it's butter.
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>>52971228
nope, butter
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>>52971228
Oh Vanilla chocolate honey with a cherry on top
I’ll show you different things every day, only to you
More variety than the rainbow reflected in the fountain
I’ll be pulled even more by you, who draws out my love
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Hi
I think Japan is boring but I like this thread
things I dislike: americans, kpop
things I like: the smiths, ac/dc
I like hiking and playing the guitar
Mostly Neil Young and Johnny Cash but if you punch me afterwards I can play romantic love songs too so your pants can fly away
I'm looking forward to hearing from you
PS: I'm only interested in girls with single eyelids kkkkk
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Satoyama.
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>>52971345
Suteki
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>>52971284
I've noticed that too.
I've been here two years now and I think I see lots more male couples than I did when I got here. But it could just be my imagination
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is it okay if i go to japan this summer?
maybe i can meet you my friends
I only want to meet the girls from this thread because they can't rape me
don*t worry I'm not interested in japanese women lel
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>>52971445
How liberal is Japan turning into?
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>>52971473
>rapist detected
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>>52971473
> don*t worry I'm not interested in japanese women
But why? Do you consider them unattractive? Are you a racist or something?
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>>52971474
I have no idea really
I keep my head down generally and don't know much about gay culture here
Or politics of current affairs
I am entirely clueless actually
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>>52971541
yes I think most japanese girls are ugly but that's not the reason
I don't care about looks (except for eyelids)
I can choose my gf so I want a gf that can insult me in Korean :33333 then hit me and scratch me
but then maybe lick the blood with her cute tongue
one day maybe
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>>52971620
God sure broke the mold when he made you, anon.
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ミーム
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>>52971711
Do the Japanese have any of their own inside ミーム?
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>>52971711
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MEMES
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>>52971757
飯テロ
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>>52968982
>韓国の女の子のやつ
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>>52971406
Do you or your family own any farmland?
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>>52971823
それって旨いの?
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>>52971797
>tfw have the technical know how to make a trip like that but don't wanna spend the effort and money
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>>52971668
they look quite ugly
I can already see their submissiveness and fake cuteness
they would never burp in public or punch me
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>>52971823
ちょっと焼きすぎじゃないの?w

>>52971873
美味しいよ
醤油かけて食べるよ
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>>52971865
My grandpa has some mountains and farmlands
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>>52971880
I wrote a program that just looks at a dictionary and keeps any trip that matches something.
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>>52971880
Money? Do you convert processor work into cost?

>>52971873
旨いよ
まずはスパムをたべたことある?
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>>52971896
This one looks like she might punch you.
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>>52971860
触ってはいけません
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>>52971941
Yes. It is called aws.
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>>52971918
Do the mountains juxtapose the farmland?
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>>52971941
ない……
ハムみたいな感じ?
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>>52971949
why do you have so many pictures of japanese girls lel
she looks stupid and shallow 2bh
I hope she gets lung cancer
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>>52972000
I didn't use distributed computing or anything. I'm pretty sure I made these with my personal computer.
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>>52972004
Yes
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>>52972044
Because I'm creepy as shit and have folders full of girls on my computer. Most of them aren't Japanese, but this is the Japanese thread.
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>>52972015
ハンバーグとハムの中間のような味だと思う
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>>52972048
Yeah, because you used the method you described. I could get an exact one using distributed computing though. I wonder how much it would cost though.
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>>52971915
以前に似たように主張をしていたんだけど
味は焦げ目をつけてなると思う
特に肉の場合はまさに
僕としてはちょうどいい

>>52972000
I mean I get it but you can just use a regular computer to run tripcode explorer. How expensive could it be?
Do you mean your electric bill?
Can't be much

>>52972015
食べてみた方がいいと思う
根本的にハムではあるがハムかける十みたいなうまみ
ちなみに缶詰だ
食べてみたらわかる
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>>52971941
ええ?スパムを食べたことがない人がいる?
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>>52972177
>ええ?スパムを食べたことがない人がいる?
I'm sorry but not everyone is a fat American who eats processed shit in a can.
They sell that shit in New Zealand but no one touches it.
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>>52972171
It's too slow to get an exact tripcode on a regular computer.
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>>52972171
俺は父親が沖縄出身だから子供の頃から食べてる
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>>52972171
そっか
俺はいつも焼き色がつくくらいの段階で火からおろしてるなぁ
今度作る時はじっくり焼くのも試してみるよ
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>>52970726
古いもの
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What is the Japanese equivalent to the word "like"?

As in, like, the way I'm like using it in this, like, sentence, you know?
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>>52972177
スパムの缶詰って高いんだよ
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>>52970726
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>>52972318
I'd rather not know it to be honest.
I don't want to fall into the same habits as I have with English.
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>>52972318
あの。。。
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>>52972272
一応一枚だけでやってみたほうがいいね
w
僕の提案でご飯を台無しにしてしまう責任が負いたくない
好みは人それぞれだし
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>>52972228
Spam is a luxury food in Korea, and they are not fat.
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>>52972318
みたいな is the one but it's placed at the end of the clause unlike English because of the grammatical difference.
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>>52972371
I thought you were memeing but I looked it up.
Didn't think Koreans had shit taste that bad
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>>52972371
my dick is a luxury food in Korea
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>>52972398
I don't think you understand his question.

>>52972356
Is likely the correct answer.
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>>52972359
うん、そうするよw
ちなみにスパムむすびはそのまま食べてる?
俺は醤油か、マヨネーズと黒胡椒つけて食べてる
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>>52972475
No I don't think YOU understand me 2bh. You must be pretty proficient in Japanese to know what I mean by みたいな in this context.
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>>52972318

"Ano" or "eto"?
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>>52970726
Oh god this is one of those hafu sex demons isn't it.
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>>52972528
Maybe...........
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>>52972593
Yeah, lots of youngsters (although it's getting obsolete now) use みたいな for absolute no reason, and it carries the connotation of the word 'like' too.
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>>52972528
In this context, he means using "like" as a filler
It doesn't mean anything in the sentence; it is only used to fill gaps in thought

In Japanese I think people say ね or さ or なんか

What you are saying is 猫みたいな動物
which also translates to "like" in English, but a different "like"


>>52972476
カラシマヨをつけて食べてる
個人的に、お醤油はあまりにしょっぱくなる
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>>52972657
Yeah I'm saying we use みたいな as a filler.
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>>52972635
>>52972689
Really?
I stand corrected, and I work with Japanese kids all day
Maybe I never noticed them saying it
I learned something new
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>>52972657
醤油をかけるのはほんの一滴二滴だよ
カラシマヨは良さそうだね
それも試してみる
ありがとう!
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>>52972853
fuck
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>>52972853
I eat this at my local Chinese bbq. It's delicious.
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>>52972853
柔らかくて旨そう
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>>52972704
I can't imagine kids abusing みたいな though it's one of those 若者言葉.
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>>52972853
What is that called?
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I want to live in a world where comics like don't exist.
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>>52972952
Peking duck
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god I'm so drunk somehone help m
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>>52972978
I find it hard to believe that there are people with this much of a victim complex
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yhis is a pitucere of me take me to the gay bar
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>>52972992
I think that's too much meat for Peking Duck, unless the Chinese food in Japan is different...
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>>52972978
Wow, what a relatable situation many people find themselves in!
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実は僕はcぼっとホモです
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>>52972657
to be fair, the origin of "like" as filler comes from using it the same way as みたいな

But Japanese has a billion different softeners that they constantly use, so using "like" a lot is more jarring in English.
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>>52973063
Take a 15 minute stroll through tumblr, but don't come crying back to us if you lose your faith in humanity.
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>>52973105
I think the Chinese places in America might use small ducks
If you look at the skin I don't think it can be anything other than duck

>>52973140
カミングアウトおめでとうございます
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>>52973140
そうなんですか
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>>52973167
サンキュございます
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>>52973152
T-these people are trolling though, right?
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>>52973229
yea it's pretty much people from 4chan trying to instigate bullshit

tumblr is actually pretty alright if you're not a fucking prat and don't follow SJW bullshit
I use it to follow artists I like
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>>52973167
I think it is duck too, just not Peking duck... it looks closer to Hong Kong style 燒鴨.
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>>52973128
Yup, and it perfectly explains the low number of female engineers too.
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>>52972915
Is it duck?
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>>52972978
Let's not overlook the real message here. People with long noses are the ones with all the power.
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I recently listened to a lot of Bronski Beat and fapped to shemale porn
I think I might be turning gay
I don't want a Korean bf
maybe suck a dick once but I want a girlfriend 2bh
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>>52973342
you should try furry porn some time
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>>52973229
It's hard to tell sometimes. There are pockets of echo Chambers so deep in the loony bin that it becomes indistinguishable.

There is definitely a lot of real ones, however, that do in fact find the need to become a perpetual victim and play the victim card to escape their own insecurities, including but not limited to:

>Gender identity
>body weight
>mental illness

Nothing is ever their fault, and the world has to change for them and make safe spaces because no one should be subjected to cognitive dissonance or differing opinions. Can't have any feefees getting hurt.

The difference in degeneracy between 4chan and tumblr is that tumblr coddles insanity, mental illness, insecurity, etc, while 4chan recognizes, accepts, and makes light of it (when it is valid in the first place).
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>>52973342
Was it shemale + male with the male sucking/getting fucked or was it the shemale sucking/getting fucked?
Or was it shemale + female/shemale?

I can't watch men sucking dick/getting fucked 2bh...
Shemale + female/shemale is pretty okay sometimes though 2bh.
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>>52973342
There's really not much value in caring about one's sexuality in this day and age where you have the world's porn at your fingertips.
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初夢なんてなかった
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>>52973342
They both look the same, and because you like Koreans, it shouldn't be a problem for you to deal with a trap
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>>52973458
shemale sucking dick
but I also like japanese girls with fake dicks that can shoot huge loads of cum
I don't know how that genre is called though

>>52973522
what do you mean they look the same
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>>52973595
All asians look the same
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>>52973410
I don't know what it is but I always got a more positive impression of transgenderness from 4chan than tumblr. It's like 4chan accepts gender confusion and dissatisfaction as a foregone conclusion, like it's a part of the human experience. But on tumblr it feels so hopeless, like if you even think about dressing like a girl then you're permanently marked and doomed to be oppressed. If tumblr was around when I was a teenager, I'd probably feel like a freak.
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日本語
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>>52973648
Japanese
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>>52973663
Le japonais
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>>52973595
>with fake dicks
So they have dicks and also vaginas, I'm guessing? That's futanari.
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なにもかもなげだしてきみとふたりでいられたらたとえこころがつながらなくてもいまはそれだけでいいもじをあいしもじになくがめんのなかでただふたり
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>>52973616
A number of feminists err more on the side of man-haters and female supremacy, and feelings on the transgender community is rather mixed. Some support it, but many also feel that it is a threat to their gender. They feel that men can not and will never be able to become a true woman, and feel that a woman should be satisfied being a woman and should not seek to become a degenerate man.

People on 4chan will toss jokes around and make fun of everything, as they do, but in general celebrate, accept, and make merriment of their degeneracy. No one knows you're into traps, futa porn, etc, so no one gives a fuck if you have a conversation about and/or lurk in a trap thread for a wank.
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>>52973768
ok thanks
are you gay
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>>52973759
日本はなんで男性名詞なんだろうね
フランスが女性名詞なのはなんとなくわかる
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>>52973947
French (the language) is masculine
...but gender in French has more to do with how a word sounds than what the word means.
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>>52974038
What is your favourite French word?
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>>52973875
Who owns everything below those odd bumbs at her leg?
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>>52974038
France(country)―feminine
French(language)―masculine

WHY FRENCH PEOPLE!!!
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>>52974196
I think phrases are more memorable because of how french flows.

But I like "cheveux" and "cheveaux".
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>>52974241
They're going to be sitting in a medical waste recepticle soon if she doesn't manage her diabetes.
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>>52974273
Hair ?
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>>52974339
to be fair, a pound for a pound is a pretty good deal
if that's all it takes to incentivize someone to lose weight and become a healthier, more productive member of society, that's a pretty good deal
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>>52974196
Not a real word, but part of a word "-t-". e.g., qu'a-t-elle. It just looks weird.
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>>52974411
They should just put tax on fat cunts desu
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>>52973947
Japonは字音で終わるから男性で
Franceは母音で終わるから女性です
同じ法則で韓国もCoréeだから女性なのです
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>>52974398
yes, but also "horses" which looks similar
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>>52974267
それよか、ハーバード出てIT企業の重役なのに、日本まで来てWHY JAPANESE PEOPLEって言ってるあの人にWHY AMERICAN PERSONって言いたい
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>>52974449
フランス語も話せるんですか⁉︎
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How often do you lads fap a week?
And are you going to do nofap?
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>>52974430
I wholeheartedly agree.

>>52974515
Why would I want to not fap?
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>>52974449
知らなかった
なるほど
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>>52972049
Which prefecture?
Got photos?
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>>52973884
I posted >>52973512

The majority of my fap material is pure love between a man and a woman. Not the supermajority though.
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人工涙を買いに外出しましたけど
買ったら帰宅しなくなって困ってます
友達いないから誰も呼び込めず
一人の友人にメッセージを送ったら
回答が来ない(´ . .̫ . `)
書店に入ったら村上春樹さんのアフターダークが6位ですよね
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>>52974515
Between 5-10 times a week. Once a night, twice if I'm really feeling frisky.
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>>52970612
strange examples
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>>52974546
>Why would I want to not fap?
I'm usually of the same attitude, and I've never heard of this nofap.

That said, I've been considering it lately, if only to grant my poor and bruised member a break
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>>52974474
話せまーす
>>52974569
字音じゃなくて子音でしたね
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>>52974649
Lifted straight from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_comma
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Is there a Japanese term similar to MILF?
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>>52974695
凄い。僕はフランス語挫折して、今ポルトガル語を頑張ってる(ーー;)
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>>52974612
>村上春樹読んだことない
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>>52974731
人妻
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>新しいのはいてさっさと帰ろうっと
I understand this as saying "I've got to get home quickly to put on some new ones."

Is this correct? Also, what does that tto at the end of it mean?
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>>52974753
>>
『アメリカ』って女性名だって友達が言ってたんだけど、意味分からない。どういう事?
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>>52974695
すごいじゃん!
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>>52974753
なぜ挫折?
どういう部分で?
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>>52974680
Well if you take a break for a little while, you can really drive up your lust, building up. After about a week, it peaks and then slowly declines though.
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>>52974773
Does that carry a connotation of the woman you're talking about being married to someone?
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>>52974612
村上春樹の文章嫌いな奴です。
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Does Sarah post as anonymous now?

I want to hear about Oita.
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>>52974779
と is the quotative particle, so they might be repeating something

>>52974854
probably
but it's not like MILF is used exclusively for mothers, either
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>>52974756
それは趣向ですからねー
私も彼の最近の作品は好みませ
>>52974857
機械的だからですか?
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>>52974515
I haven't done it for a while because it just made me feel like shit about not having a girlfriend, and I felt depressed because I couldn't stop thinking about it.
I don't know how long it's been but probably about three weeks.
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>>52974779
Change into new ones and (quickly) go home

Not sure how to explain っと but it isn't really changing anything
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>>52974845
英語と発音、文法が混ざってしまった( ̄▽ ̄)
ポルトガル語は、ポルトガル料理が美味しそうなのと、ブラジル人の友達がいるので勉強しています。
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>>52974852
Not really helping me not fap by posting that gif, anon.

If there's anything about that studio's games that gets me the hardest, it's their incredibly detailed animation of the mouths. Not even just with kisses, it's particularly when they're just speaking normal words. You could probably lipread them.
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>>52974914
>機械的だからですか?
厨二病みたい…だからです。
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>>52975092
Do you know if there is any way to modify it to get translations in there? I really, really want to play it (and I have a couple NSFW scenes on hand as well) but I feel like I'm gonna be missing out if I don't get to read along. Half the experience for me is the setting and story when I'm going through something like that. I'm tempted to get it just for the scenes, but I'm just really hoping and waiting.
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>>52975193
Just learn Japanese
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>>52974779
yes, your translation was correct

that case of tto means being haphazard/irresponsible, nuance of indifference/shirk one's responsibility

an example, もう、どうでもいいやっと
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>>52975047
でもフランス語は英語より整ってあるし
単語を見て読み方がわかる言語でしょう
Rを除けば英語と違う発音があったって
>友達がいる
羨む
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>>52975230
Easier said than done. Anyone know if using the Google translate app with the camera works well?
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>>52975306
if you're connected to the internet it works about as well as google translate, the OCR is pretty good if you can get a clear picture
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Day 1 of nofap and I'm already crying

Why am I so weak
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>>52975182
確かに厨二病な気がしますね
その文体で日本でも韓国でも中国でもアメリカでもヨーロッパでも売り上げてることは奇異ですね
色彩を持たない田崎つくると彼の巡礼の年は大嫌いでした
次の作品は読まない予定です!
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国旗ごとフィルターって出来なかったっけ?
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>>52975435
できるよ
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>>52975379
>Day 1 of nofap
Then make sure not to look under my skirt
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>>52975334
My experience with vanilla google translate for my intro to jap class (took it on a whim for gen ed cred) was pretty shitty. Sometimes I could decipher the intended meaning with a bit of thought, but it was rather uncommon for it to translate a comprehensible complete sentence.
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>>52975435
お前が言ってるのは韓国の事か?
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>>52975462
それってアドオン?
トリップ、名前、ID、コメント、ファイルネームしか選べないみたいなんだ

>>52975495
なんで?
ドイツだよ!
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>>52975193
I really wish I knew how to help you (because I'm in the same boat) but I've found nothing so far.
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>>52975495
どう見てもあのクソドイツのことでしょ流れ的に
BANされてザマァだわ

>>52975549
うん、アドオンだね
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>>52975572
そうかー
普段スマホだけどPCに入れてそっちで見るわ
ありがとう

あ、ちなみに普通のドイツさんは好きなんで一時的です!
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プレミア・リーグ2015ベスト・ゴールにイ・チョンヨンが選出された
ネット投票のためF5アタックが行われた模様
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>>52975660
うん、PCならこんな感じで旗ごとにフィルタかけられるよ

昼間から粘着してるドイツ旗ってアレだけだもんな
普通のドイツさんはこの時間はあまりいないし、大体名前欄に何か入れてくれるからフィルタかかっても判別できるとオモ
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>>52975812
とりあえず4chanX入れて見るかな
うん、クソヒドイツと普通のドイツさんは見分けられるよ
いろいろサンキュー!
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>>52975700
イッツ・カンナム・スタイル
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Who's making the new thread?
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>>52976066
You, or me?
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Me, baby
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>>52976095
どうぞ
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>>52976095
おねgayします
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>>52976132

>>52976132

>>52976132

New peni- I mean thread
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