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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
#Previous Thread >>52935097
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First for まゆゆ
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>>52944285
Good job, anon.
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中野梓
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おつです。
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Why does talking about politics make men feel so powerful? You all sound like big players in the government or military. But can any of you even fight one man?
No one here really know anything about what they're talking about. None of us have any power in our governments.
Why pretend you know anything About armies?
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>>52944403
He will stop them all
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>>52944403
wrong thread?
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>>52944450
僕のワイフ
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>>52944481
日本人?
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>>52944285
おちゅでちゅ
>>52944334
関西では「普通に」存在する。
例えば
google for 『在特会 チーム関西 部落』
被差別者が被差別者を差別するエグい構造がわかると思うぜ。
もっとも、2chですら怖くて話題にできない。
ただ、荒れそうなので、この話題は止めよう。
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>>52944285
乙でちゅ
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>>52944463
Sieht aus wie ne Mischung aus Fritzl, Herr Paschulke und Colonel Sanders
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>>52944518
僕は?
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>>52944285
Why are japs so bad at speaking english?
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>>52944473
No a continuance of last thread where the boys had a circle jerk of how they will deal with Isis and deport immigrants and have big balls.
It's foolish how much these people like to pretend they have all this power throwing around armies they don't command or even serve in. I doubt any of these people even ever fought a real man in real life before
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>>52944518
ググろうぜ
http://www.tbs.co.jp/anime/k-on/k-on_tv/chara/chara08.html
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>>52944531
>ちゅ
Is this a thing now? I thought only pantsuya does it.
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>>52944564
Why are americans so bad in Diplomatics?
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>>52944531
そんな気味の悪い言葉使ってたらバカが感染するぞ
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まゆゆおつ
略してまおつ
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>>52944561
僕は?
僕が?
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>>52944591
To my understanding it's just a cutesy child-like way of saying です
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>>52943887
Dead tbdesu.
Haven't talked to her since 2 weeks and we don't have much conversation ;_;
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>>52944625
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>>52944630
I understand that, I mean ITT
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>>52944578
アニメキャラかよ!
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>>52944578
>http://www.tbs.co.jp/anime/k-on/k-on_tv/chara/chara08.html
Best けいおん
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>>52944651
Ok……she is your wife
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>>52944646
(´;ω;`)
U will meet a nice cuter grl
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>>52944578
あずにゃん
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>>52944670
Excellent post.
>>52944731
イエス!
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>>52944667
4chanでワイフってそれしかないじゃん
それ以外だと基本誰も聞いてない話だし
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>>52944659
Don't know. To be honest I don't usually bother to read Pantsuya's posts because they're often quite long.
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Would you have sex with a BBA with slight wrinkles on her face but she had a nice body?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7cU7vAuRdkM
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>>52944834
BBAは何ですか
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzJ0dcj3W-8
Ok even as a native german i cant understand most of it. Are you so bad with our language?
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>>52944905
ばばあ desu
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>>52944788
I'm always the one who send message even if she looks nice to me IRL.
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I wonder if Hiroyuki is a netouyo
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>>52944823
waifuな
wifeと書くとリア充と見做されてBANという伝説がある
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>>52944937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkt_Nwu3vLw
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>>52944862
I enjoy this type of songs, thank you
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>>52944568
How are the Japanese politics?
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我が嫁を評価せよ
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>>52945092
ロリコンやないか
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>>52944957
(*｀Д´)ノ!!!
She is a bitch if she can't understand your value.
Stop sending anything to her anymore. She is a snob bitch !! If she doesn't send you anything after three weeks, its time to find another waifu desu. Good luck. You deserve a better grill
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4 ch shitposter is a honourable status.
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>>52945186
見事なロリコンやで
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>>52944614
そういや、cuntをcountryの略だとかほざいていた馬鹿がいたけど、どこへ行ったんだろう?
>>52945092
じゃあ、レミちゃんに、これをあげよう。
>>52945274
まだ、レミリアを知らない奴がいるんだな。
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>>52945274
レミーはアニメが嫌いな方だと思ってたよ
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>>52944990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k75sXjRQmWs
this is how a song should sound like in german
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>>52945343
東方はアニメ化の噂はあるが、アニメではない。
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I really wanna rub a BBA's chubby wrinkly bare soles
Do older Japanese women appreciate a foot massage?
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知恵遅れ爺が会話に混ざろうとすんなよ、うっぜえな
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Is this true Japanbros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNxPRBvRQg
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>>52945407
>そういや、cuntをcountryの略だとかほざいていた馬鹿がいたけど、どこへ行ったんだろう?
お前だろ?
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>>52945326
くしゃみする時には「god breath you」と言うんだと、ネイティブに否定され続けてもスレッドを潰してまで言い訳を続けてた醜いおっさんがいたな。
最終的には韓国の友達に教わったと言って逃げたハゲが。
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>>52945406
I don't think so.
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>>52945407
パンツ屋は大歓迎です
叩くなカス
パンツ屋、大好きでちゅ
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身に覚えのないことで粘着されて心底気持ち悪い
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>>52945407
おぬしは誰のことを言っておるのじゃ?
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>>52945446
Yes, smartphone culture make baka Japanese.
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>>52945470
落語やんw
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>>52945494
前にアメリカ国旗だかが、パンツ屋を好きか嫌いか投票集った時に好きって答えたのが見事に一人だけ(絶対パンツ屋www)だったよね。あの投票ツール、串使ってチート出来ないからここのスレ住民の真意だと思うよ。
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>>52945446
They are hired to make a funny video so that youtuber can earn more money.
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>>52945520
Japan on his way to romanji
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*doing a post*
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>>52945615
そんな集計したんかい
村社会w
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>>52945624
Finally
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>>52945470
haetaか
なんと4年前の話だな。
まあ、yahooアホ袋を真にうけた俺が馬鹿だったが、cuntをcountryの略だとかほざいていた馬鹿は、つい最近の話だぜ。
http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1145185731
>>52945551
ちゃんと落ちていらしい。
http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1141698181
如何に、yahooのアホ袋がアホなのか、思い知ったわ。
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>>52945469
出た、スラングのひとつも知らないくせに4ちゃんに居座る老人の悪あがき
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どうでもいいけどねパンツとか
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>>52945446
the Jap girls are so qt
I want to rub their feet and treat them tenderly
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>>52945678
知恵遅れ袋だから
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>>52945696
俺も話題にもしたくないしガン無視してる
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>>52945678
応援してるぞ
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>>52944285
For a moment, I though that was Tracy Grimshaw.
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パンツ屋には悪いけど
韓国に粘着して荒れてる時より
パンツ屋に粘着して荒れてる時のがずっと平和に感じるので
サンドバッグ乙です
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パンツ屋なんでもご存知ですからね
日本語スレッドの代表
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>>52945008
Yeah, I like happy pop song.
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突然cuntがどうのと言い出して、脈絡がなさすぎてさすがに気味が悪い。
そんな話はひとつもしてないが。
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もうやめよ
もっと楽しい話しよ
みんな今年のバケーションの予定は?
一応スキーと夏休みは多分ハワイ
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>>52945687
馬鹿な奴だな。
cuntをcountryの略だとか思ってるんだ。
オモロイね。
普通、帝王切開でもない限り、「うまれてきた所」だから、easy Englishで、故郷と言う意味で使われるだけ。
だからcuntまんまの意味から直接来ているのよ、おバカさん。
>>52945696
ネタがない時のネタ。
>>52945915
先月のネタだからな。常連以外は知らないだろうな。
ノゾミちゃんが「友人」に聞くとか言っていたが、その後、コテ粘着厨に粘着されて彼は消えてしまった。
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>>52946054
韓国旅行
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>>52945678
>haetaか
始まったよwwなんでもheataに見える病気が
本当に娘いるなら病院に収容されとけ基地害
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>>52946087
だから何の話をしてるの?
お前誰かと勘違いしてるわけ?気持ち悪い妄想
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>>52946087
誰も聞いてもいない言い訳とか語りださなくていいから
気持ち悪いよ
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P屋、こいつのこれは精神の病気だよ
突然妄想と戦い始めて本気で気持ち悪すぎる
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>>52946215
こいつはマジモンの基地外だから、会話の繋がりとか論理を求めてはいけない。
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パンツ屋がやってくると発狂する病気こわいぞ
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>>52946155
うにゃ?
haeta並みの馬鹿という意味なんすが。まさか、お前がhaetaじゃないよな?
もっとも、4年前の話しなんて、知っている奴はそういないな。
>>52946155
>>52946215
>>52946220
>>52946275
>>52946314
この、打ち方と文体で誰か、他の人もわかったよな。
まあ、携帯とpcを両方使っているでしょ。
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P屋には論理だけじゃなく、倫理も求めてはいけない。
何歳だか知らんけど、良いことと悪いことの区別が本気でつかない。悪いことをしていて指摘されると声高を展開するからマジ厄介。
沙羅もP屋の娘が妄想の産物じゃないなら、娘が危険な目に遭ってるんじゃないかと心配してたしな。
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こうやって妄想で名無しの日本国旗につっかかって粘着するから、人がいなくなる。
コテにはやらないくせに。
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>>52946135
首都へ逝きますか?
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パンツって割と前に言ってたことと正反対の主張をするけど、奴の中では記憶が改竄されてんのかね?
本当に気持ち悪い
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自宅にタイマーで電気が付くように設定してきたんだけど泥棒避けになるかな?
温泉来て4chやってるってきちがい?
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Great work killing this thread guys. Let's do it again tomorrow
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ハゲデブ不細工の中年親父が
>うにゃ?
だとwwwwきめえええええwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>52946600
うにゃ?
かわいいでしょ?
にゃんにゃん
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>>52946595
Sure, if you wish so. Let me do my best.
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>>52946595
U FUCKING WOT M8
Do you even know who I am?
I'll give you a little insight ... On new years eve I was out getting drunk on Stella Artois when five men stupidly try to jump me - I twated all of them before there girlfriends could even say "leave it, he's not worth it!".
I heard they are still in hospital ...
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>>52944285
Otsu
I hope Mayuyu find a Japanese gf.
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>>52947202
Shine my bollocks, you filthy French faggot
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>>52947301
get raped by china
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>>52947136
I'll do my best.
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>>52947446
Have you recently been double teamed by a black and muslim? If not you soon will
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おはよう
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今日こそエロい夢を見るんだ!!
みんなおやすみなさい
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>>52947521
頑張れ!
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>>52947607
おはようさん
>>52947621
お休みなさい
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>>52947918
2016はどう?
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>>52948703
今のところ絶好調
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>>52948855
良かったね
どうして絶好調ですか?
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would you rub this BBA's feet?
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>>52949400
美味しいもの沢山食べたから
そっちはどうだい?
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choppa ma lokka
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>>52949888
Do you guys really watch Donald Duck for New Year?
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>>52950006
no, that's on christmas eve at 15:00
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>>52950094
But why?
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>>52950453
idk, I don't watch it anymore
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this triggers the japs
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>>52950453
Probably because they have christmas themed episodes aimed at kids so it was an obvious thing to air on christmas. Then it became a tradition to air them every christmas
I haven't watched TV for over 10 years so I don't even know if they still air them
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>>52949477
Only for a second — and then I'd get right to the point by tearing her clunge apart prior to spaffing in her mouth.
I'm telling you mate, those Asian milf's love it when a big, white boy blows a big wad of jizz in their mouth — they swallow every time!
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Rum raisin ice cream has a surprisingly strong flavour.
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>>52950685
They do this in Finland too?
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>>52949585
何の美味しい食べ物?
雑煮?餅?
楽しいかったですね
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>>52941024
>>52941070
>>52941904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Vfp48laS8
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>>52951993
A fantastic piece of music ... but, why are you posting a Christmas song?
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>>52952198
nihonjin-kun just wants it to be Christmas a little more longer.
>i know i do
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>>52951705
寿司とおせち料理を食べた
今年は餅は食べなかったよ
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I hope my girlfriend doesn't only love me because of my money
but I would fuck a korean guy 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d0GARTk_Nk
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>>52952198
That is a Christmas song because most people who listen to this song are Christians.
Are both a war and an antiwar Christian's?
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>>52952836
>Are both a war and an antiwar Christian's?
Can a native English speaker explain what he meant by this? I'm having difficulty understanding
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>>52953050
War is Christian's?
An antiwar movement is Christian's?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgwXmdYajOk#t=1446
PUNX 24:00-
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>>52953264
Are those the songs you like?
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>>52951993
good
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>>52953627
Yes.
Christmas day is common weekday in Japan.
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>>52953264
they're good. not as good as the Roosters 2bh
I especially like that the singer of Laughing Nose recently collaborated with a Korean band and he also did production for other good records I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu6JoZao2Tc
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It's so cold.
I want my penis to be in a warm place
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>>52954297
everyone wants that even when its warm t b h f a m
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>tfw 20 hour ETA on the new end of year gaki show download
I wish upload speeds around the world were higher
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>>52954250
I don't know キャ→
btw >>52855627
That is not Korean fried rice(chaofan) but Japanese Yakimeshi.
It changes onions into paprika though.
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>how I spent New Years
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>>52955025
that's not my post
I would never eat Japanese food
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>>52955144
君は俺ですか?
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>>52954297
Cut it off and put it in the microwave.
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>>52955196
I see.
Korean food and Japanese food are not different very much.
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>>52955600
I don't know
My government would throw me in jail if I ate Japanese food
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お隠れあそばすっていうのはｼﾎﾞﾝﾇって意味なんだろうか
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It all returns to nothing...
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>>52955777
You use a metaphor.
Though it is a fact in some of countries except Japan and Korea and Germany and USA.
Therefore, Don't say such a thing.
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来年から本気だす
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>>52958000
ニートがいつもいつもそんなことを言っている…
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>>52958000
切りのいい数字おめでとう
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>>52957346
Yes.
Though I think most Japanese don't know ｼﾎﾞﾝﾇ..
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I like dinner
dinner is good 2bh
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>>52958824
go post in the korean thread
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>>52959620
美味しくないようです。
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I. çame
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>>52958824
i prefer boiled mandoo than fried mandoo
>>52959620
what's that?
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>>52959700
now my tummy hurts for some reason
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what means " puella magi " in japanese ?
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「アムロ」とは?
Amoire?
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>>52960091
mahoushoujo
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>>52960091
魔法少女
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>>52960138
わからない
ガンダムしか思い浮かばない……
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>>52960302
ああ、それは正しい
動画の人は、声がアムロっぽい
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>>52959788
There was an affair that a certain delivery shop sold some terrible Japanese New Year's foods once.
Someone pasted it.
Do Koreans eat Lunar New Year's foods in February?
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Does nofap actually do anything?
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>>52946451
お前には見えないらしい
>>52946570
なんの話?
具体的に指摘してみなよ。
それは単にお前の妄想だよ。
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Does not fapping actually do anything?
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>>52960896
パンツ屋なりすましか
www
頭おかしい
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No fap no life
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>>52947621
起きたら、パンツ屋と夢の話をしようぜ
>>52960897
娘が完全に寝るまで待ってから、ちゃんと嫁と姫始めしました。まさか、このスレ見てないだろうな。
>>52960997
何の話?
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>>52961127
Stop pretending to be pantsu
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ハゲが消えますように
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>>52961319
ハゲになんの恨みが…
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stop pretending to be Japanese
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>>52961319
どうしてハゲが嫌いですか?
>>
ohayo
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>>52961319
俺はお前のハゲが消えることを祈ってるよ
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>>52961674
mornin
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I just realized
I'm turning 20 next year
I am terrified
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>>52961277
本人やけど
>>52961319
まあ、誰しも歳と共に進行するものやからな。ズラでも買えや。
>>
口が臭い
本当に臭いよ
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>>52961809
I just turned 21 AMA!!
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>>52961809
What are you terrified of?
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>>52961809
Thanks for reminding me that I'm turning 20 this year.
Fuck, I'm terrified too.
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>>52961809
You're going to feel the same
You will be fine but you won't be a teenager. That's good
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>tfw children have taken over 4chan
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>>52961921
君は何歳ですか?西モンゴル先輩
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you are all so young.can you grow facial hair?
I am almost 23 you know
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mfw
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>>52961869
I don't feel like an adult at all, I feel no different than when I was in my Freshman year
will that change
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You are all babies!
WTF
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>>52961983
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>>52962026
I thought nips don't get any facial hair
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>>52961831
My gf on the rigt
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>>52962026
I can grow wimpy facial hair
so just barely
>>52961884
see
>>52962068
I feel like a child. Inexperienced, sheltered, not ready for adult life
ニートになります
腹切りします
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English teachers I have a question.
Do schoolgirls ever play with themselves under their desk? Or only in hentai?
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>>52962081
I'm your baby
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>>52962151
No, you are my baby.
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>>52962128
We all feel like that. Being a real adult is both easier and harder than it looks. Cause you will definitely survive. Anyone who isn't a retard can survive as an adult. But you need to work on being a good adult. That's not so scary see? You won't drop dead out there
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>>52962061
その顔はどの気分を見せているのか?
>>52962099
本当? 何か古いね、 私はただ二十三歳です、しかし、私も古くなっている
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>>52962099
Real men can grow it but we shave
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>>52961889
Why are you terrified of turning 20?
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>>52962068
Hasnt changed for me (^:
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Everyone post your age
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>>52962361
18 and terrified
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>>52962281
I'm afraid of getting older and having my responsibilities increase.
I wish I could go back to being an ignorant little kid again.
>>52962361
19.
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>>52961844
マウスペットでもしたら。胃炎なら、歯を磨いても息が臭いらしい。御愁傷様。
>>52962126
ちゃんと姫始めをしたか?
もっとも、過半数の男性は女性の右に寝る。これは、右手を戦闘のためにあけておこうとする本能。
君は左利きか?
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>>52962418
MOOOOOODS
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>>52962207
This is the nicest thing anyone's told me all year
Thank you, you've encouraged me to get a hold on my life
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>>52962068
Won't change per se, you just get used to stuff and acting like it.
t. 26.y.o. manchild
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>>52962361
21 and not terrified anymore.
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>>52962418
I like my lolis a little bit older
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>>52962462
Good. But even some retards can live independently. You see them sometimes I bet. So that's the minimum level. You just need to to better than them to blend in lol
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>>52962462
>This is the nicest thing anyone's told me all year
heh
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>>52962448
>姫始め
You japs really have a lot of useless words
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>>52962135
どんなエロ漫画やねん。
机の角で角オナをするというのを見てみたい。
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This thread is so young
The next time I feel angry at it I will remember you are all children
Everything make sense now
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>>52962661
Cmom, ossan.
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>>52962661
Don't forget all the under 18 year olds either lie or don't respond, so the average age is even lower
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I'll be turning 29 soon.
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>>52962627
But it's a nice word.
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>>52962751
Yeah that's true! If we include the BBA then maybe it is higher but it's true many underage people don't want to be banned
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>>52962661
テ。 くそじじ
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>>52962772
Fossil
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>all these Japanese pirates
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姫始め?ハハハ
自分の右手と、かい?(・∀・)
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>>52962875
what are you downloading?
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>>52962627
新年最初のエッチを「姫始め」という。元旦は清い体でいなければならないので。2日の夜に始める風習がある。
勉強になったか??
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>>52962875
>fucking gaijin, stop torrenting our anime
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>>52962949
New years gaki
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>>52962933
Haha, of cause with your girlfriend.
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>>52962871
for sure
I don't even know what a life well lived looks like
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>>52959788
thanks for the reply what a stupid delivery man
yes we have some foods especially this one it is a white rice cake soup i bet you will like it if you like rice cake
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>>52961869
for you, my friend, although you hate me
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>>52960535 i posted wrong kek >>52963131
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>>52963214
sry m8 i dont speak chong
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>>52962648
>be me
>stupid American
>ask question in English
>get answer in Japanese
>have to use Google translate
>What is erotic comics Ya. I want to see is that the that the corner Ona at the corner of the desk.
Every time.
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>>52963214
>瑞
>典
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>>52963261
he's saying "What hentai? I want you to show me the hentai where they masturbate with the corner of a desk."
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>>52963261
Learning Japanese improves your fapping life.
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>>52962648
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7646099
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>>52963221
That looks delicious!
That's colorful.
Is it soup with Omochi in Japan?
It seems so to me.
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>>52962361
I am over 30. I am not saying more.
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>>52963261
lol
角オナ; to masturbate with the corner of a desk
>>52963446
今、メアドをど忘れしてニコ動に入れないが、まあそんなもの
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In Australia if a girl smokes you can comfortably assume she is a slut.
10% of Japanese women smoke. Are they also all sluts?
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>>52962361
your age
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>>52964370
www
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post!
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>>52964234
Can't you get arrested for that image in your country?
I heard even if she is over 18, if she has small tits it's illegal.
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>>52965054
I heard that upon first waking all yanks must suck off at least one Canadian.
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>>52965291
why stop at one
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what to do in Omoya?
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>>52965402
I meant Osaka
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おはよう
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>>52965487
おそよう
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>>52965434
大阪にサッカーします
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>>52965606
大阪はサッカーについてなかあるの?
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>>52965434
たこ焼き食べる
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Is it true that it's considered to be rude to put money on a desk or a tray when you pay at a shop cashier in the US?
It's because it's rude to make people to "pick up money," and one should always put money to cashier's hand.
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*having a look*
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>>52965709
it's considered a bit rude, but if you're holding a lot of things or you're not in a hurry, they don't care.
It's kind of like holding open the door for someone behind you.
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>>52965709
Yes we prefer when people hand is things. It seems like you don't really care or have any concern for the person you're dealing with if you give them something without handing it to them.
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>>52965750
Your majesty! what are you doing here?!
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Japanese girls?
Yeah, mate ... I fucked one for every day of the week during my one month holiday there last year.
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>>52965679
サッカーのチームが2つあります
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>>52965909
ガンバ大阪と…あと一つどこ?
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>>52965909
それだけかい?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp9QvAPXdjw
はかわいすぎて甘たるいけど、また好きだ
キャッチーね
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>>52965843
I knew someone like that and I was happy to see him fall for one eventually then have his heart broken
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>>52965835
It's actually that we'd need extra time when we pay with coins and bank notes that we are not familiar with, and we'd be feeling sorry to keep people's hands up and holding while we pay.
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>>52965969
セレッソ大阪
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>>52966036
*この曲
ごめん
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>>52966075
It would be rude of the cashier to hold his or her hand out the entire time. They will actually wait until you have it all ready then put their hand out for you. Don't worry.
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>>52966061
A Japanese guy?
I ask because I can't tell if you're an English teacher in Nippon
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Do most Japanese households have 和三盆?
If no, why not?
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>>52966075
this is true
>>52966129
Just explain to the cashier that you need extra time, that you are not used to notes and coins
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>>52965970
大阪はサッカーより野球で有名だと思います
熱狂的な野球ファンがたくさんいます
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>>52966061
>I knew someone like that and I was happy to see him fall for one eventually then have his heart broken
That's not nice.
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>>52966129
>>52966190
And you know that Japanese like to pay for stuff such that they get rid of their coins out of their wallets.
We need a flat space to spread coins.
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So this is part of an exhibitionist doujin, an "actor's round table discussion sort of thing" bit at the end of each part of the series.
I read this as:
>Ehehe... So, this time around, things got a bit risky.
>Hoohoo... [??]
>Well, yeah, considering you went the whole time without panties.
Mostly I'm confused how to interpret the えらいえらい. Although I'm also not sure about how I translated the third line.
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>>52966260
Neither is telling a different girl every night that you think their really special and that you really like them. It takes as much here to get someone to sleep with you as anywhere else m8. What he did to so many women was pretty evil.
He would actually tell stories not just about the sex but about what he told them to get it.
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>>52966293
No one will mind too much. That's your right to get rid of your coins. Anyone who gets annoyed or feels inconvenienced can go fuck themselves bro
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>>52966326
that's one word repeated.
Erai is like saying a kid "good boy/girl!"
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>>52966372
Don't worry. Not all foreigners are like that. When I take a holiday to Japan I will protect my virginity.
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>>52966547
I'm fairly sure he's talking about a Japanese guy who did those thinks, but, we won't know for certain until my previous post is answered ... >>52966147
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>>52966518
My manners are not just for my counterpart, but for myself as well. It's a question of how I want to present myself to others.
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>>52966293
As they say, "Everything in America is big". There's plenty of space to sort your coins and people here are friendlier than you'd think
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>>52966620
Not a Japanese guy an exchange student did all this
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>>52966372
Live by the sword, die by the sword, I suppose.
Let's hope it shocks him into behaving nicer in the future.
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>>52966638
>Everything in America is big
It's only 10 am here.
Too early to talk about sex.
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>>52966630
I totally understand. But people who come to Japan have to change their mindsets to fit in well. If you go abroad to a place like America, your manners are important, but they mean different things. Your position as a paying customer is important enough to where honestly if someone gives you shit for counting some count out, they don't want the money enough. That's how we think. Your response should be "go fuck your self. Coins are money and I want to use them. Take it or leave it"
You are not inconveniencing anyone by paying your money. Anyone who thinks you are doesn't know what service is. That's how we see it. Please understand the cultural difference.
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>>52966638
>friendlier
Sometimes I feel that American friendliness is something they are socially enforced.
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>>52966774
I totally understand it too.
When I travel abroad, I try to make the fact that I'm a foreigner as obvious as possible.
"I'm sorry if I offend you. I'm gaijin. I don't know the local rules."
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>>52966811
I don't think so. Americans are loud and outgoing for their own amusement, and they can very easily turn unfriendly. As a society we don't necessarily see friendliness as a virtue.
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はじめてmulled meadを作ってる
おいしいそう
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>>52966947
>we don't necessarily see friendliness as a virtue
Really...that's different from what I see from outside.
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>>52966928
But you know the rule in this case. No one will get annoyed with you for following it. Just hand money to the cashier directly. And if you need time to count your coins, no problem. No one will mind probably. And if anyone does, their opinion doesn't matter.
Manners are important for how you present yourself but how people interpret a certain gesture obviously depends on where you are. So it doesn't help you to perform Japanese gestures of politeness in America. It is much better to behave the way Americans would in my opinion. And Americans would just do what they want. Being a paying customer entitles you to that status in America.
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>>52966947
We see friendliness towards foreigners as a virtue.
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>>52967136
>to behave the way Americans would i
It's hard. We don't handshake. Getting our hands near someone elses' is hard enough.
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>>52967172
Yeah, maybe. Though we also have our xenophobic moments.
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>>52966947
>go to american supermarket
>about to pay for goods
>cashier asks me how my day was
>bought too many items so can't quickly escape
>tfw trapped in a conversation
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>>52966155
Please respond.
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>>52967136
Yeah if you're treated very rudely as a paying customer in America, then if you tell the manager they will be way more thankful than the customer service person is unhappy.
When I got someone fired from whataburger, my fellow American customers were thankful, as well as the management.
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>>52967272
jesus you brits are autistic
>"Hello! How's your day?"
>"Just fine. How about you?"
>"Great!"
>done
it's all superficial, they literally don't get paid enough to give a shit
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>>52967136
Oh I remember I was once told by an American friend of mine that I should not leave my wallet (full of exchanged US dollars) open for so long at a cashier.
I should use a credit card all the time...
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>>52967272
Never take a taxi in America.
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>>52967368
That's if you're in a bad neighborhood. Or it's night. Or you're in a bad neighborhood at night.
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>>52967272
I really enjoyed being called "sweet heart" by English cashiers.
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>>52966234
呼んだ?
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>>52967400
San Francisco. At an Indian small shop.
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>>52967355
Nope. Are you trying to say I sound like a dick?
I'm not saying that customers are entitled to be treated as gods and who decide people's lives on a whim.
But I cannot imagine anyone not being seriously annoyed at a cashier who gets impatient because someone is trying to pay in coins.
Not saying we can do anything. But paying for a meal isn't something I want to get shit about from the restaurants employee.
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>>52967357
oh...so it's not okay to start talking about my health or family issues. I get it.
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>>52967368
Well leaving a wallet full of money showing is rude, it's like you're trying to show off.
Using a credit card is especially polite because of its quickness.
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>>52967293
Is this?
It is popular as pastry for tea tho.
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>>52967357
It's just strange to be provoked into a conversation with a stranger. It's not like you can just run away from it either, because you have to pay for your goods first.
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>>52967293
You are so kawaii(*´∀｀)
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If anything a typical American cashier would take the opportunity to make a joke about how many coins you have in a lighthearted way. If they are annoyed they can get it out of their system this way. I think this is acceptable cause it doesn't sour the mood. That sounds normal.
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>>52967500
the amount wasn't much.
I needed 10's and 20's for my cab ride.
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>>52967534
As I said never take a taxi. You'd probably have a heart attack.
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>>52967429
阪神ファンだろうなー
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>>52967593
Oh then it's not rude. I wouldn't worry.
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>>52967409
>I really enjoyed being called "sweet heart" by English cashiers.
That's kinda cute, anon. What level of formality do cashiers in Japan use? Do you call you "customer-san"?
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American stores are OK with waiting for you to count your coins. We have many elderly people who take a long time to count coins.
Some stores don't like to wait for counting coins, so they changed their policy to round prices to the nearest nickel. That's the American way of doing things. "Look out for your own interests, and if you want something changed, change it yourself."
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>>52967661
They bow.
Customers are gods; cashiers are slaves.
They are not allowed to call customers in any way.
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When I worked at a busy McDonald's the old people who came to pay with piggy bank coins saved my life.
The cashier runs out of coins super quick and it takes fifteen minutes to get a manager to open the safe in the back to get coins and exchange out bills. People will probably be pleased if you pay with many coins because it saves them pain in the ass situation where they can't make change for someone in the future.
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>>52967272
>go to american supermarket while on vacation, few years ago
>go to where they sell the cheese, ham etc (forgot the proper name for that section)
>Pretend to be retarded and that I don't speak English at all
>keep the lady who's attending that section going around in circles while I order different types of cheese and ham while speaking in the thickest Portuguese accent while she visibly struggles to even take a guess at what I'm saying
>after making her go through that ordeal for more than 20 minutes I tell her "thank you very much ma'am, this is all I needed, have a nice day" and leave
>her fucking face when
You missed a great opportunity to have fun, Nigel.
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who will help me make this threado?
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新スレ頼む
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>>52967738
It's pretty much the same here too.
Sometimes I see a small note saying "we are running out of 100 yen coins."
And since several years ago, banks charge fees to break money.
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>>52967744
the word you're looking for is "Deli" or "Delicatessen" (We just call it a Deli)
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>>52967724
Well they must refer to them somehow to get their attention.
Or do they just say "excuse me."
Maybe they say "excuse me. Here is your order." Where an indian would say "excuse me sir here is your order sir."
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>>52967529
It is the sugar used to make sweets I believe.
I don't know if the sugar is used for anything else.
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>>52967898
>excuse me
that's it. Sumimasen is the word.
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>>52967744
I don't think I could pull that off, seeing as I'm a native English speaker.
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>>52967947
Well except at maid cafes. There they call you master, right?
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Can anyone please explain to me what happens in akagi between the end of the drama and the end of the game? I really need to know it, but I can't find a fucking synopsis
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>>52968063
yeah...they are like indians.
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スレ立てるわ
I'll make a thread
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>>52966525
Wait, so she's saying "Good girl"? Is she trying to comfort the first person?
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>>52968038
weird slang is the british version of a thick accent
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>>52968101
Indians trip over themselves to help you.
But the key word is trip. Someone who is tripping isn't very helpful. That's why many tech companies have been moving tech support from india to austin texas.
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>>52968038
What if you used Cornish accent or something like that?
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>>52968149
>comfort
It's more like...praising maybe.
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>>52968149
"Good girl" means different things in an erotic context. At least in english.
Considering what I know about women though, he is praising her like one would praise a child for her erotic escapades because girls love that's kinda borderline age play shit.
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大変お待たせいたしました
>>52968233
>>52968233
>>52968233
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>>52968185
Texan maid cafes would be sexy.
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>>52967293
和三盆 is used as the material of the sweets.
So that isn't used at general households.
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