/brit/

What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?

cara

doing a post

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How do i talk to girls

anime

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kyary

drunk lads. rather very drunk. this is the life huh

#PrayForBuckinghamshire

still no gf lads

sdiorry for my misgivings i m just rlaly anxious to do more girls and i feels sily to need a wee when thers all this bollocks happenign around the world

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Would you lads?

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ziyi

If dubs I get a text from her this weekend

>>52003934
"2bh it doesn't look like its very hard to outwit you. I could probably get you naked on my bed within the first day of meeting you"

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UKIP 3bh

>>>/trash/519917

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>>52003934
No idea lad

fuck's sake lads, i've not had a single (you) all day and i'm beginning to lose hope. i hate posts like this myself, you know. (you)s should be earned. but i'm desperate. i need my fix. all it takes is a few clicks, please, i'm on my knees, i beg you. give me a (you). i'll remember.

>>52003972
I want to stick my willy in her bumhole if you know what I am insinuating

>listen to song on repeat
>just bringing me down
wahahahahahahey

I think there is nothing I vehemently hate more than the grating sound of loud conversation in the adjacent room.

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>>52003955
awww, babe

don't fall for it

>>52004002
I gave you a (You) and you didn't even (You) back you cunt.

>>52003920
Probably really giddy

>>52004002
*falls for it*

>00:454
ACUTALLY O00:454
NO ITS IS A00:54
AND THE MY PARENTS ARE STILL UP
ARREEEEEE
ISWNWANT TO WEE WEE WITH MY OWN SELF

>>52004008
What the fuck does this even mean? I hate this fucking website

PRIMADONNA GIRL...YEAH

muffins smell gooood

ohhh already a new thread? the world is moving too fast

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@52004034
@52004044
i sold my soul to the gnome for these fucking (you)s, cheers dickheads

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


SHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>52003999
>UKIP wimbledon candidate

Nigey taken up tennis?

>>52004082
nuh uh

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Lads, what's that American film where this alpha male is driving along a highway in a fast muscle car, and then stops to pick up a bridesmaid who was crossing the road?

Then he gets into a police chase

Post fire tracks that bang in the whip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZ8h3MRuYg

>>52003972
traps/shemales are more attractive than women 2bh

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when will they learn lads?

>>52004048
helllo biocati scotia .... tell me one thing... doyou really mean it
cios at the moment im just thinkingnwilly pai poo and is it all the same to you -- [poetry, by nme.....
i love the smlleoo fa amuff.. but it changesea nd on facebook it just smlels of electrons init
im not sure its ust not nthte same... i mg gointo give a (you) to my friends and hoope yhtye do they same and its a sort fo snowballa effect vos the will give their friends (youS) sna deverone feeels good on the firdaymy bet fribed 9bf) said he wanst in agood place to talk... i worry abut him much like everyone but him mkost o flall becuase we are the bets friends of all time!!!

kill me lads

>>52004096
Why are men such babies?

>>52003934
-less is more - less words, less punctuation, less everything
-send texts roughly as often as she does unless she texts like every 30 seconds
-never seek her approval in any way
-tease her about her imperfections, grammar, style, tattoos etc.

t. master autist

>>52004107
8 mile

How do I talk normally on a microphone/when put on the spot?

it always changes how my fucking sound and makes me sound like a scared little fuckboy

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449729002903.webm

>>52004023
when it's muffled and you can just hear the bass of their voices so you on't ven get the satisfaction fo knowing what theyre talking about

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>tfw qt jewess gf
why live?

>>52004107

Problem Child 2

>>52004132

*enlightened

Life really is meaningless

>>52004128
yes

>>52004107
smokey and the bandit?

2 lane blacktop?

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anime

>>52004121
Maria Sharapova is so cute

Love blondies 2bh

>>52004148
does she spend all your money or what?

>>52004146
BUT ITS SO INANE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU FUCKING TWATS

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Would you lads?

>>52004108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnhjWUepaE8

>>52004027
*fucks you bloody*

>>52004128
please link me your facebook so I can add u

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>>52004180

>anime

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>>52004109
2bh

>>52004102
feel a bit bad now have a (you)

>>52004196
No

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3356377/Schoolgirl-13-reported-police-teachers-taking-Snapchat-picture-teacher-lesson-warned-face-criminal-charges.html
>those comments

Daily Mail is literally full of granddads

>>52004210
stop posting this u bus turd

>>52004148

She, like most hollywood jews, are barely ethnically Jewish

”UKIP Will Make Anime Real” is a satirical phrase stating that one of UKIPs policies is to make anime real. The phrase is often photoshoped into fake election posters from UKIP.

>>52004216
was going to do a at post about wounded deer gambit but then i felt bad ant denying you the satifatcion so i din't

>>52004208
you think its that easy!!! if i give myself away then its all everyone gts it u know its just notrghjt i need a strugle!1 or a competition! no i just now eeded the sort of mutual udneratnasi9dn that we dont touch each other cos we are diffefrent init were both here for fanny dont kd yourselg you wouldhnt gp after my fanny for a hurrican eif you were that depsreatebbut im also a fanny fann )a fanyfan )_ as they say in welsh) and in just looking fofrward to a nice mutual discussion fo labia lips or whatevr ethe fuck they arewith another im so sleey..1!!!

>>52004221
most news comments sites are
nothing to do except sit around on the interent living of their pension

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Would you?

nobody liked my meme
:(

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haxball

sent a cheeky pic of my bum to a lad i hoep he givs it to me new years eve wewewew

>>52004234
t. Rasheed

there is literally nothing i look forward to wish i could just lay down and die in peace desu

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>>52004202
you were almost romantic for a minute bb...

>>52004237
dit even understand you mate fuck off back to pakiland

>>52004260
I would but I'm afraid of HIV

spooky thoughts lads

Some women will just NEVER be attracted to you

And some women you'd never have guessed would GLADLY fuck you (this doesn't even mean uggos or low standard girls)

now when you walk down a street in the next month or so- remember that you are the object of at least a few people's desires as they pass you.

>>52004269
why would you send him a pic of your bum if you want the pic so bad

why didnt you just keep the pic

>>52004268
get this fucking fascist racist shit off my /brit/

>>52004143
what does ivanovic say that's so funny

>>52004254
I wouldn't go after ur fanny? m8 I honestly would shag the spazzers on the undateables

u'd get BUSTED

not even flirting just stating FAX nerd

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>She, like most hollywood jews, are barely ethnically Jewish

EEVERY TIME I BREAHTE OUT I WANT TO EWEE WEE PEE PEE MORE ... I HAVE TO HOLD OUT.. OPR NOT.. I HAVE DECIDED TO GO
If mother sasys and calls me out fo rmy intoxication then s be it but i am ready to face my destinyt and if not then shrug it aside because im happy to just wee wee and return and do more posts ok wish u sl uckif i dont get more than 0.5 lucks wished then i wont do anythign at all

>>52004299
gas yourself

>>52004254
have some water your probably dehydrated lol

>>52004260
nay

>>52004317
*wishes 0.4 of a luck*
heheh

>>52004131
/brit/ is really really autistic tonight. Much more so than usual.

>>52004294

It's actually pretty rare to get HIV from vaginal sex

>>52004289
was going to do an at post about "wounded deer gambit" but then decided that would be in poor taste so I didn ot

just can't take the pain anymore lads

>>52004336
you're fucking loving it, admit it

>>52004336
no shit it's 1 am on a friday night

where else would the autistics be

>>52004260
yes so hard

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>Much more so than usual

>>52004343
Who said anything about vaginal sex

>>52004299
Literally the only reason I lift is so that girls will imagine me when they're strumming themselves

haxball ne1

I'm saucin', I'm saucin' on you
I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', on you

>>52004336
>friday night
all the normies are out

>>52004300
it should have been like this:

"it"

desu

("it" is his penis, it is the pic of my bum(

>>52004336
t. normalfag

>>52004345
ah cheers mate

>>52004376
me

>>52004350
*shoots you in the neck with a silencer pistol*

oh well time to make some tea

gotta put some water in the microwave, brb

>>52004392
full on lez out

>>52004392
1 > 4 > 2 >3

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Would you fuck Lena Dunham for a £1000? You must lick her fat girl pussy for at least 30 seconds

going to pop my willy in a bum tonight

but whose, i wonder?... ;3

>>52004392
4 > 3 > 1 > 2

>>52004376
wut dat

Installed a bunch of sex mods for skyrim and feel more empty than usual after having a cheeky wank to them 2bh

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>>52004281

>>52004414
yes

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how many of you sad fucks are drinking right now?

>>52004397
host senpai

>>52004414
In tiny Furniture she was pretty cute, and those hips were hnnggg status. Shame she's absolute shit now

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New Kyary stream get in here Bucks

http://connectcast.tv/ky000

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>>52004170
>smokey and the bandit?

Yep, that looks like the one. Watched it over 15 years ago when I was a kid.

Cheers la

>>52004414
I'd pay 100 and lick it for 30 mins lol hows that

>>52004428
used to love posing nude ragdolls in gmod when I was 13

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Lads

>>52004393
you've no idea how long i took to make sure it was spelt right.

it was about a minute

now you know

>>52004428
get the rape, impregnating and slave ones

more immersive

>>52004428
lmao

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anyway night senpaitachi

going to make a bacon sandwich although got no bacon (have a method)

>>52004441
no :3

willy stuck in the keyhole

>>52004336
It's the end of term friday night, course it fucking is

>>52004458
haha benis :DD

>>52004458

defo looks like a man in this picture

swear to god i saw jesus, jesus with some shopping bags, shit was bang bang

someone host fucking haxball you fucking cuntdicktwatheads

woke up this morning, got a blue moon in your eyes

>>52004466
>1am
weak

oh well nighty night my laddo

>>52004336
I find that hard to believe since I've been absent

it's now been 3 days since i've had sex lads. starting to feel really lonely now, might just turn up at hers and hope she's not too tired haha

>>52004439
>>52004444
>>52004453


Enjoy getting accused of being a rapist by a literal child diddler

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>get the rape, impregnating and slave ones

>more immersive

>>52004524
FONT

>>52004489
I went out last night desu

tonight is relaxation

watched The Big Lebowski

>>52004524
oh boo hoo hoo! FONT

>>52004495
At least it's a feminine penis

>>52004495
even better

>>52004538
same desu

Carol,
I am so sorry for this. I feel I just can't go on. I have always tried to do the right thing but where there was once great pride now it's gone. I love you and the children so much. I just can't be any good to you or myself. The pain is overwhelming.
Please try to forgive me.
Cliff

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>>52004392

>>52004538
>I went out last night desu
FONT

>>52004446
this one works for some reason

was the film in full on HD or something

>>52004392
4 is the most qt

Willy is CAUGHT in the MIXER!!!!!!!!

>>52004588
what kind of name is cliff lol

and that is SHITE suicide note like how fucking generic

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@52004537
@52004538

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>>52004414

>>52004606
This one is broadcasting in 720p maybe Curry did his at 1080

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dided

>>52004616
can you do some more vocaroos? no worries if not x

>EERRR BOO HOO SHE DIDNT MESSAGE ME BACK WAAAAAAA IM GONNA THROW MY RATTLE OUT OF MY CRIB WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GROW UP

you lads are fucking warped

>>52004616
have you literally never heard of the king of rock and roll

CLIFF RICHARD

Would you rather have raunchy sex with 7/10s everyday, or have a 10/10 who loves you and gives you children, but can only have pure missionary sex?

>>52004657
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>>52004613

>>52004663
ghd former

Off to sleep now lads, thinking of you (Yorkshire hehe) xoxo

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watch THIS and be AMAZED!!!!!!!

>>52004616

Apparently it's some Enron guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Clifford_Baxter

some cunt is dialing my house phone

shitshitshit

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>>52004663

>Anything other than missionary

>>52004646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s089nz4ckzRT
>>52004658


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mTgpNbM4eY

@52004619
>using my oc
literally FONT

Would you rather have sex with a 5/10 woman or a 10/10 trap?

>>52004663
both

neither

don't care desu

>>52004674
4 > POWER GAP > 3 > 1 > 2

>>52004674
Yep

4 is a pretty pale redhead, 1-3 are ugly rats.

>>52004712
peace x

>>52004727
5/10 woman

>>52004616
GET IT OUT!!!

>>52004712
I didn't fucking ask for this

>>52004658
calm down rik

>>52004764
I'M PULLING!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWA

NEED TO WEE WEE WEWE WEWE WEWE WEWE WEWE WEWE WEW EWE WE WE WEbut still disgustingly drunk andBOTH parents still up what do id o!!!! giuve me advice if its shit advice then i will FIND you and tell you what SHIT advice it was!!1 i need it really bad now otherwise my 'rents as they say will be bare angry
just done a talk with my good dear friends i love them loads i meant to post this ages ago but i forgot alright lads...

alone in the house lads

all my m8s have gone out

i'm alone

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mum is bothering me about getting a gf again baka

>>52004750
fag

>>52004774
got the reference

good lad

>>52004699
i'll be humping my pillows thinking of you tonight xxxx

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>>52004767

>>52004790
Really good, underrated post

>>52004790
WEE in my MOUTH

fagballs

>>52004790
do you live at home la?

>>52004790
slap your bladder and say OI BLADDER NO

Doing an inside wank job

>>52004790
>both parents up and about at quarter 1
wew

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YOLO

>>52004803
makes me happy x

>>52004844
SNORTED

>>52004843
>>52004843
YES I DO

>>52004821
LITERALLY WOULD IF YOU WERE HERE

>>52004854
THE CUNTS JST DONT STOP THEYRE SO CHRISTMAS OREINTED IVE BEEN ANJD GONE WITH MY CHRISTMAS TALKLS WITH MY FRIENDS AND THEYREA LL GOING TO BED IM SO FUKCING ANNOYED AAAA REEEE WOO WEEEEE WAAAAA

>>52004820
GIZ A CUDDLE CALI

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thoughts on her body of work?

>>52004849
good laugh
>>52004840
thought that was a cock slot

>>52004880
you've fairly sobered up since your last post 2 minutes ago

what do I need to post to get a (you)
I just need one so I can sleep
so I can lie in bed and think
>hmmmm today a Brit replied to me
and then get really warm inside
and feel like
>ahhh this is it, I can rest now, a good feeling this is

>>52004903
literally lives down the road from me

doing a fuck myself in the bum lads

lads, imagine you're you.

what's the best way to go about seducing you?

>>52004909
the alcohol is diffusing into my wee which is brewing in my bladder if i dont do it soon i will DIE ad then no more posts form me int that arwful

>>52004903

degenerate

she belongs in a gas chamber

streams broken framerates fucked

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cw3Un81nPS (MUST LISTEN!!!)
>>52004880

>>52004915
post something like "willied the gf again lads" usually gets me a reply

>>52004916

I thought she was from New Zealand

>>52004926
i would end myself

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>>52003934
Like this

willied the gf again lads

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rasheeds out

animes in

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>>52004954

>>52004943
good

>>52004954
Life changing

>>52004954
i listene dot aLLL OF THIS......... its a quality post mate.... ive broken and mised so many Ts its like I LISENED DO ALL OF HIS... IS A QUALIY POS MAE.......thats me right now... if mum dunt go to bed RIGHT NOWso i can go to wee in peace ill be RIGHT ARNGRY

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>>52004995
good post lad

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BRRZZT
BRZZZT

ALERT
ALERT

DANGER
DANGER

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CONTAMINATED WITH DEADLY SWINE FLU

REPEAT- DEADLY SWINE FLU

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY INTO THIS SAFE THREAD

>>52001339
>>52001339
>>52001339

>>52005014
Janny's nut on suicide watch

alrigght kads.... doing an early wee wee .. i hope janny (aka mum ) doenst notice me or its curtains for me ahhahaha

I hate going to the gym on Fridays because it's empty and it reminds me of how lonely I am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wVj_SHXpP4

Everything is broken. Everyone is broken.

going to wee in a bottle because i am scared of what mumy will think of me haha

>>52005012
>>52004978
how are these images made

*plays Wonderwall on acoustic guitar*

>>52005136
I'm learning that right now is it difficult? I'm hoping people will think I'm cool when i play it at parties

eating some broccoli

>>52005136
>>52005154
>>52005174
SWINE FLU IS HERS

>>52005154
people will think you're a twat

back is always aching and shit so fucked i think im going to die

>>52005206
girls will like it though

>>52005154
Anyway... here's wonderwall

>>52005126
http://thume.ca/projects/2012/11/14/magic-png-files/

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>>52005232
I'm sure they'll think you're cool anon

literally made out with my sister on multiple occasions, m8s. Thoughts on this?

>>52005268
post pics

haxball?

Just realised Oasis have 2 (two) hits with MAYBEEEEE in the chorus

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>I play guitar

Time for bed I think

>>52005239
nice

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>she will never beat the shit out of you
fuck

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slags 2bh

>>52005367
christ

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>>52005291

here's a picture

>>52005432
nice one lad, post more walls

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>>52005455

I got what you need lad

Yanks fuck off

Starting my new job on Monday.
I pretty much have to move heavy things for some moving company, think my first job is moving loads of desks from a school to another. No doubt I'm going to be working with "lads".

fml

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>>52005423

anyone else hold in their poos?

feels good tee bee aych

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>2 threads
fucks sake

So


just woke up

done a clean up

idea number one)

remove my bed: reasoning: it smells of sick; solution: remove all sickness, via the opening of every bloody window in my room

soloution 2: sit in my room rather then sleeping because my bed is te smell of hell itself


need help finding my vision assistance (also known as my glasses)

Groped a girls bum at the work grist mad party
Not just in passing but she put my hand there

which thread do I use

>>52008554
This one
Other is page 6

is 4chan fucked again?
Working on mobile

>>52008647
no it's not working