/brit/

got all my christmas shopping on etsy this year

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cw3Un81nPS

reposting, get it up yiz

can fuck off if you think i'm getting swine flu

vile


might do a pump

what is your general reaction when someone says

>yes, I'm the janitor

Ritsu

*pumps*

>>52005053
thank you for your services

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>>52005053

>>52005063
is shit

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>>52005090
haha A REPLY

I GOT it HAHAHAHa hahaa
a reply

oh god yes

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YEEEEEEEEEEEES

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got throat cancer lads

it's not fun let me tell you

>>52005180
are you going to becoem a robot?

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@52005120
Not even going to dignify that with a (you)

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>>52005180

rip lad

Everything is great lads, don't let the spooks get you down hah hah hah.

i wet my .......britches becomign the wee weer thats my title because i love to wee wee

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>>52005053

>>52005241
lewd

it's the great i am

im relaly not that bothered so whoever messages me just do it and i will respond in kind x

hahaha drank two thirds of a litre of whisky. Ask me anything you FANNIES.

>>52005209
rather just not be able to speak desu

>>52005220
fuck off

haxball??

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lads, how would someoe go about wooing you?

included puddi so maybe someone would actually see this post

>>52005294
How have you NOT spewed T b H

what are the odds that im gonna die?

im going out for beer tonite what type of beer should i get

Also, what do you fellows think of the Glitch Mob. Pretty fucking gid if you ask me.

>>52005339
I'm Scottish. And it's good whisky.

message me if you have auqery.....and i will respind,... because thats what.. i did.....i do.......... init....INIT!!!!!!! AHAHHA WAHEYYY!!!!1 NIGER WIGER WILLY POO

>>52005353
cornish so you can unleash your inner sissy

>>52005322
Surprise me with flowers and take me to a nice dinner, I'm easy.

>>52005343
dunno, 0% probably

>>52005292
*storms your house with an M9A1-7*

>>52005368
cool

>>52005368
no, you are a girl, i need to know how to seduce manly men

>>52005364
whats your skype xx

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Selling rare slags. pm me?

>>52005389
*dies fuckign dies* haha,,................

>>52005403
this mate *(fuicking flips yu off shows you my middle finger aha*(*

>>52005364
>it's another buckinghampshire is drunk thread
Come on tae fuck. This is the first drunk me thread in ages. ;_;

>>52005364
will you be my friend forever or just until tuesday?

>>52005433
so join in the fun insdtead of pouting like a moody child you... you

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>>52005433
>there's another edinburgh poster

>>52005433
gho on make a post i wont itnerefere

>>52005436
forever matre we are bonjded beyond all sorts of bollocks im assumign youre that chap int he film chat if not then even MORE idk how but u kno thesethings just materialisoe by themselbves... ilove it... i really dfo
>>52005479
>>52005433
well bollock me with a rusty fork this is embarrassing who am i even talking to ortorking to.

>>52005433
>>52005479
which do I shoot?

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janny left this place a long time ago

the stream just got hacked

>>52005433
*shoots you because you talk like sara*

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>>52005479
I've been here since 2012, KID.

>>52005493
Block us both.

>>52005506
He shot first.

>>52005540
good lad

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thoughts lads?

al;right lads if someof yu are here uin the orning please give a prayer for me because i will be so daed all tomorrow and i wil feel so bad and my friends arent here to comfort me so its just you mognrels and im a bit wary ofthat so just give me a nice mssage tomrorow mornign ok because im very sensitive and i worry a lot about myself k please help thanks

@52005562
thats a 0

>>52005549
don't even think /brit/ has been around since 2012 nevermind extra flags

>>52005322
tell them you like pudipudipudi
and
be yourself, sport

>>52005540
Rude. I can confirm I am not a commie.

>>52005513
It's my first day

>>52005596
okay

>>52005606
whos kyary is that kpp

said he was going to bed little lying fukin rummin

>>52005322
talk to me for a reasonable length of time

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>>52005562
>I like my men...

really quite concerned i will feel awful in the morning and not want to move so those of you with hearts in your blackened little chest cavities bplease spare a thought for little old me in maybe 6-7 hours when i wake and am in torment
italyp lease help yourea level headed lad help meeee wee wwooo wiiwa

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>>52005592
Either way, we can still be friends, right?

>>52005361
Yeah they're pretty top-notch lad, just wish there was some more variation in Love Death Immortality to be quite honest family

>>52005634
wot a weasel

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>>52005645
ripip Buckinghampshire femanon

>>52005647
me on the right

Feeling lonely /brit/
If I didn't spend all my money I would actually consider ordering an escort.

I've reached a new low.

>>52005675
I want to hug you and comfort you and tell you it;s going to be okay x

going to bed
night lads

don't use the extra flags gimmick but why do you think this drunk "buckinghamshire" is a girl?

really doubt that personally

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>tfw my gf always wants to stay in, eat takeaway and play video games
can't be doin with her 2bh

>>52005664
tbf I've yet to download it yet. Their first album is GOAT though.

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slags 2bh

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>>52005743

>GF

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>tfw my dad has become a lonely old man and started ranting bitterly every time we meet

How the fuck do you deal with this lads?

anyone else hold in their poos ?

feels good tee bee aych

>>52005709
Night senpai. I'm your neighbour.

>>52005729
you have no right to speak of such matters

>>52005706
Thank you Anon

>>52005729
because it doesnt behave like the typical and very common mental disabilitation pretending to be a girl on 4chan

lifes a bit shit desu lads

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>tfw no smirking gf
fuck me lads

i uploaded a piccy of a willy ejaculating caramel looking cum on my facebook and some butthurt normie reported it lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzn0uBGEj1c

Looks like a WILLY!!!!!!!!!!! Haha

>>52005810

Shes got no arse or tits though

omfw A Dream Within A Dream holy shit what a tune.

>>52005833
THIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE

stomach has clamed
think i will sleep soundly but wake up early lads.... please be there for me when i wake up
i fear for myself because ive made a fo ol of myself but i havent messaged the main one yet ahah goingto do that now im ajn idiot but i do sort of luv her in asort of kind of way not really but know i really do like her a lot

>>52005833
incorrect. Regardless, though, she's cute as fuck

>You don’t bat 1.000 unless you’re literally a genius like me ;-)
>Lollllll I'm jealous of your genius skills

Does this mean she wants me lads?

looks proper fit and that in this one ennit

whats a good time to go to bed on a friday lads

>>52005872
Just message her senpai. She'll understand.

is asda open at 2am?

>>52005953
yeah mate go get yourself some great deals innit

>>52005953
yes

helpful video desu

https://youtube.com/watch?v=whsfHkLXQeQ&o=&oref

>>52005949
6 IN THE MORNING

>>52005886
>Does this mean she wants me lads?
Not really, no.

vintage choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD4mQywdFgE

>>52005949
At real nigga hours lad.

>>52006019
how can you get this wrong

t. virgin

stream just got hacked

>>52006048
Does it mean she doesn't want me? As you probably can tell I'm pretty confused by all this.

can't find my lighter, it's literally vanished, what the fuck?

>>52006088
Would like everyone to pay me this Twitch money I've heard so much about now please

>>52006054
let us know when we hit real nigga hours then mate?

DONE A delegeation to all my friends and im elated that they all still wnat to be friends with me im great and amazing and i want to suck a willy in a friendly way

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Night lads

>>52006113
as someone who's got throat cancer and doesn't even smoke;

let it stay lost senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6KD7bjZP7c

>>52006089
I mean it doesn't mean she necessarily wants you, but it's always worth a shot. Ask what her interests are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wldE_4xjVQ

filthy frank vids are comfy

>>52006089
We are all confused by your post. Is it even English?

>>52006115
just give us your bank account details and dort code, lad.

>>52006113
Kill yourself smoker

Oh wait your cancerstick is already doing that ahahaha cunt

alright lads.... time for me to go to sleep... i miss and love you alll...... but i love my irl frieds fmore....thats the truth of it... init

>>52006195
Insulted but nighty night

>>52006195
nighty night x

>>52006137
BAE PLS

>>52006195
>my irl frieds
fuck off turbo normie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dY4nTuIQdM

His father was a drinker
And his mother cried in bed
Folding John Wayne's T-shirts
When the swingset hit his head
The neighbors they adored him
For his humor and his conversation
Look underneath the house there
Find the few living things
Rotting fast in their sleep of the dead
Twenty-seven people, even more
They were boys with their cars, summer jobs
Oh my God

Are you one of them?

>>52006195
rude but n'night

>>52006150

Gonna turn in myself I think.

Night lads

>>52006153
>>52006191
But I have a 420blazeit already rolled, I still couldn't find it, it's a genuine mystery. I did find 2 old shitty lighters and I can combine their powers to produce a flame, all is not lost yet

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he would put on a dress and play a girl bunny?

>>52006113
my lighter literally exploded in my face about an hour ago and set my hair on fire lad

don't bother looking

He dressed up like a clown for them
With his face paint white and red
And on his best behavior
In a dark room on the bed he kissed them all
He'd kill ten thousand people
With a sleight of his hand
Running far, running fast to the dead
He took off all their clothes for them
He put a cloth on their lips
Quiet hands, quiet kiss
On the mouth

And in my best behavior
I am really just like him
Look beneath the floorboards
For the secrets I have hid

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>Gonna turn in myself I think

>>52006265
THIS

>>52006255
no

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

no

I'm the only person left in the building. What should I do?

>>52006302
wank

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>>52006255

>>52006302
have a cheeky wank


are you working a night shift or something?

im saucin, im saucin, on you
im swaggin, im swaggin, on you

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>tfw no qt housewife

Who /nigger/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws0Ju0BX6h8

>>52006366
2 > 1

who here thinks they will make it to 30

wish there was a female version of /brit/ where we could do meme raids and engage in banter/sex with

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MORE

IMPACT

having a bit of a feel here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omWI4e5YZB8

This African guy I know always knows the toilet attendant in clubs lol

>>52006307
They've got security cameras. And I really don't want to browse porn on the university's network.

>>52006319
I have an assignment due Sunday and I haven't even started it yet.

>>52006366
1 looks part wog.

>>52006398
/cgl/

>>52006393
i do

in fact i think ill thrive more and more socially, emotionally, financially, and spiritually the older i get

What if I don't ever get a gf lads

>>52006410
>tfw I always straight up just take the perfume and use it while the black lad is distracted

haha what am i like

>>52006398
would be nice

too bad the girl version of 4chan is pintrest and its hard to have good banter on there

>>52006398
lolcow.farm

>>52006471
If you can't accept the fact that you're going to die alone, you may as well kill yourself.

>>52006492
What is pintrest

>>52006519
Some god-awful "design" website that basic girls go on to make mundane tasks harder

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>>52006398
>doing a finger desu girls

i'll be packin up packin up packin up packin up

oh staying up so my friend doesnt kill herlsef
the fucking cunt
idiot

>>52006398
>>52006588
>not doing a poo because girls dont do poos haha

>scotland

>>52006496
/pt/res/213175.html

new thread

lets get laid tonight

>>52006601

fucking selfish bitch

>>52006601
>herlsef

FONT

>>52006624
if i wereall that id be asleep now instead of helping my friend desu im just a very tired taaa

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>i get tired

>>52006398
>he doesn't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btZZOVvVY8c

Stacey Dooley is so thick

lolcow.farm

lolcow.farm

lolcow.farm


NEW THREAD

mosquito keeps biting me think its safe to say ive pulled

Doing a sad.

reply to this post with a funny meme for a chance to win a special prize :D

FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS PREPARE TO EMBRACE
CAUSE I'M CUTTIN'
(CUTTIN' CUTTIN' CUTTIN' CUTTIN')
CAUSE I'M CUTTIN' YOUR BRAKES

DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
DR DR DR DR DRRM BWOO
DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
BRROOOOOWWWWWWWW

DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
DR DR DR DR DRRM BWOO
DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
BRROOOOOWWWWWWWW

>>52006743
/pt/res/213175.html

/pt/res/213175.html


so much clunge in here like you wouldnt believe lads

>>52006781
my life

Why are there so many brits here? Usually the aussies and yanks are holding up the fort by this time of the night.

>>52006781
t. Alberto Barbosa

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>>52006781

>>52006797
never understood this meme. who is lucy? why does mum care about lucy?

>>52006794
friday night, autism general desu

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Just realised something tonight, lads.

I don't know what to do when a girl looks at me and smiles in a pub.

What do I do when I'm in a pub and a girl looks at me and smiles at me lads?

my pits smell of cocaine

>>52006794
Its Friday

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>ywn cuddle her

>>52006797
i feel like this will be framed in an art gallery in a few generations

>>52006844
I usually assume they're taking the piss and ignore them.

>>52006825
Lucy is a girl in his class he asked out and he told his mum

>>52006844
put peen in wagin

>>52006794
lot of depressed brits with nothing better to do or who are procrastinating on assignments

for example this lad is up doing cocaine >>52006851 right now

Murderer, robber. psychopathic, schizophrenic
Murderer, robber. psychopathic, schizophrenic

>sleep around 11:30PM
>wake up at 11:30AM
>go to sleep at 1:00PM
>wake up at 9:30PM

What the hell

Why is "random black guy screaming meaningless colloquialisms over a poorly edited video" the new form of humor? The worst are the ones where a guy does nothing but laugh while the video "roasts" people with pictures

lads, been going out with this girl a couple of months. shes never been anything but really nice to me, but she is really nice to her friends as well. Then when she is with me, she viciously bitches about them, calling them sluts and retards, talking about how disgusting their hair is, just generally being nasty for what seems like no reason. it got me thinking that she probably talks about me like this too when I'm not around, or maybe she doesn't but either way, I don't think it's very nice. Do you think this is cause enough to break up with her?

*injects heroin*
Am I Scottish now?

Why didn't you make a general on kc or 2ch or something not that dead board

Just realised how lewd the ads are on this site. Usually I've got adblocker so I never see them.

>>52006844
if a girl gives you a genuine look and a smile it means shes ok with you bantering with her a bit. if shes got good eye contact, a happy look in her eyes, and a nice smile on, then 80% of the work is already done.

if she kind of smiles because she caught you looking at her but its like a half smile like she trying to be nice then you probably shouldn't make a point to talk to her. closed body langauge means "leave me alone at the moment tbqh family"

>>52006928
girls are inherently psychopathic lad

http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/scots.php

been watching random Trump speeches, they are thoroughly entertaining

Off to do a dream now, goodnight x

>>52006393
future is looking pretty fucking bright 2bh

>>52006944
made it because i thought it was a girl version of 4chan and i wanted us to get gfs

didnt work though

>>52006976
i love trump desu

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lads

real men should never bite their tongue unless they're eating pussy that smell like it's a stale plum

>>52006920
NIGGAS BE LIKE

>>52006938
do you drink buckfast and carry a knife?

>>52006928
sounds about right lad

>>52006986
how so

>>52006998
synchtube
y
n
c
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t
u
b
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>>52006879
oh

Coffee tastes disgusting desu, don't see how anyone can drink it.

things are getting too physical with this mosquito too fast; this is too heavy and im not comfortable with it, think i need to take a break from the relationship and take some time to think things out

>>52006998
Link?

Alri lads add me on msn

[email protected]

Borderline personality disorder is a mental health disorder that impacts the way you think and feel about yourself and others, causing problems functioning in everyday life. It includes a pattern of unstable intense relationships, distorted self-image, extreme emotions and impulsiveness.

With borderline personality disorder, you have an intense fear of abandonment or instability, and you may have difficulty tolerating being alone. Yet inappropriate anger, impulsiveness and frequent mood swings may push others away, even though you want to have loving and lasting relationships.

>>52007032
>mosquitoes
third world

>>52007021
can't really sink much lower lmao

>>52007031
by getting used to it, my driving instructor would get me coffee with chocolate milk in it

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>>52007039
>tfw you changed your msn name to a song lyric you liked when you were in secondary school
>facebook wasn't even a thing

ah these 26 year old feels...

>>52007006
fuck off andre 3000

>>52007031
tastes nice 2bh

I wonder why we dream, lads

>iSSSlam
>mOOslim

fuck off

>>52006998
Is it him?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-35072941

>A man has been arrested following an incident at a mosque in Dundee.

>It was reported that property had been damaged during Friday prayers at the Taj Dar-e-Madina Mosque in Victoria Road. The man was also said to have shouted racist comments.

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>gangsterboi

>>52007070
It's Kendrick you dip

>>52007036
chat.lolcow /r/hikki

was reading this magazine while i was doing a poo and the second article in it was about this kid that went to my school and caught the same bus as me who is some surfing prodigy

feels cool that i know a celebrity desu

ive helped my friends though triabults and atirbuations desu,..............im very oorioud of myself... nad inow i will do a sleep.... ok,...great....i love it.... i LOVE it!!

>>52007031
some coffee is much better than others. its very easy to fuck up a batch of coffee and most people and restaurants make it very lazily. ive even eaten at decent restaurants that had great food but shit coffee, never been to any coffee shops though so i cant speak about their quality.

and its a bit of an acquired taste but that could just be the mild caffeine addiction talking

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fuck

>>52007096
based scotland

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ajkZAc9KQ0c

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It's my birthday today lads, I'm 22

Another year closer to death

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>>52007066
>that notification when your crush logs in

>>52007132
lad at my school recently died in Syria fighting for ISIS

>>52007160
happy birthday m8

>>52007160
what if by the time we're in our 70s they find a way to keep us alive for much longer than we'd expect to live?

what if... what if you're another year closer to immortality?

>>52007109
Got kicked for saying alri
Cunts

Anyone want to do my work for me? I can't be fucked to do it myself.

>>52007160
Happy birthday lad

Mine was 2 days ago and nobody in my family remembered

House got egged tonight by some chav kids, was near the door and manged to see them. Called out for them and they scattered. Tried to give chase but legs felt like logs and adrenaline pumped me out of breath as soon as I tried to run. Managed a few lengths, need to get fit again

>>52007167
>open convo window
>sit there for 15 minutes typing and then deleting what you typed before finally just going with "hi"

>>52007175
o-oh

>>52007175
thats pretty gangster

>>52007241
yeah they held a memorial assembly for him

>>52007132
Ellen Page went to the same school as me, was several years ahead though

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>>52007182
ta cara(?)lad

have an aurora

>>52007202
then i'm another year closer to the helium tank :^)

>>52007228
happy birthday m8

>>52007285
did u know she was a dyke back then?

>>52007160
Happy birthday, do something productive today

>>52007268
>memorial for a terrorist
Did you go to rasheed primary?

>>52007297
Never spoken to her lel

>>52007285
do you have any rumours/stories

>>52007268
>memorial assembly for a kid that joined a group of killers


weeewww

>>52007235
>hey
>hi
>sup?
>nm u?
>nm
>cool
>wanna be my gf?
>ok
>cool

Unironically did this in the 5th grade then put her in my screen name with aheart beside it

>>52007305
he lives in london

>>52007299
i'm going to spend all day watching movies while a new shower gets installed in my flat

Haven't bought a single crimbo pressie for anyone 2bh

>>52007314
>>52007305
they apparently just talked about it by saying he was brainwashed and stuff

>>52007306
i once spoke to wolverine at my school desu

>>52007235
>tfw everyone in a chatroom is witty and creative and you can't think of anything funny or original to say

>>52007335
Which movies?

>>52007338
eh you still have weeks

even if you ordered something on amazon in 2 weeks it'd still arrive on time

>petition to ban Trump from the UK
>there's one for Canada now too
Has the whole world gone fucking mad?

>>52007309
No idea, she's 9 years older than me desu

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>bunch of girls watching anime and posting pepe
wew

>>52007353
Dannell Ellerbe one did a talk at my school

i didnt get to go though, only some classes attended it

(only niggers cared)

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>>52007268
>soon

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>>52007318
i wish i hadn't got into this discussion now because it's giving me serious feels. i got my first gf at 15 on msn messenger and i was too shy to kiss her even when she was sat on my bed with her land on my leg. the dog came in and i just shifted all my attention to him. she knew i was a pussy and stopped really talking to me. this was 10 years ago and it still kills me to think about

>>52007359
going to rewatch the star wars OT, and see what Inside Out is like too

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>>52007393
Manga >Anime desu

those girls on cow chan moved our thread to their /b/ wtf

>not just deleting threads made in the wrong board

they need to show an iron fist if they want to keep us hackers away...

>>52007393
What's the password senpai I'm locked out

>>52007393
theres some girl who lives really close to me i kind of know who watches heaps of anime and posts memes on her fb and shit

she has shit taste tho

>>52007404
you need to become a more sexual creature desu

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>>52007414
Respectable choice

>>52007481
dunno try clearing cookies

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Hello lolcow

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>>52007404
You can't get worse than me though

>have a gf in 7th grade
>she asked me out on msn
>we're in the same class
>I'm such an autist that I avoid speaking to her even though we are dating and in the same class
>dump her after 2 months because I'm a retarded autist
>didn't even kiss

>she was only of the few girls to ever genuinely like me

Literally never even touched a girl that wasn't related to me.

>>52007529
fuck off chad

>>52007486
I find people that are open about watching anime always have shit taste

>>52007529
go away

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>>52007529
walked in on a weird little anime girl club

>>52007539
how much does it cost to hold a prostitutes hand?

can we get this lad a prozzie tap?

>>52007565
Anyone who watches anime has shit taste desu.

>>52007486
>>52007565
How shit? Bleach and Naruto?

>>52007534
why are girls so terrifying as an adolescent? i wanted them more than anything in the world but they scared me so much

>>52007565
thats why they are open about it, because they dont watch any good shit like k-on, they have nothing to hide

>>52007594
Don't worry about it lad. I've come to accept that I'll die alone. It's an uplifting revelation.

>>52007593
>tfw get to know some weird anime girls in high school and 99% of them were literally neckbeards
>the other 1% were mildly hot but still mentally unstable

why does anime attract the scum of the earth?

>>52007630
Girls still scare me

But now alcohol cures that

>tfw girl I know and go out with sometimes has a ldbf
>always wants to dance with me, rubs her tits on my arm and giggles when we're waiting in queues, puts her hands on my cheeks and stares into my eyes while we're alone

Need your advice lads, is this just her way of entertaining herself or is she trying to make me do something? Additional info, I also look like a hotter version of her bf.

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>>52007604
>He never watched Sailor Moon after a long day at primary school

>>52007629
from what shes posted on her facebook she seems to obsess over pokemon and sailor moon and i think she watches sword art online and attack on titan too

she was posting one punch man memes too

got kicked again lads

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Love black memes tbqh

>>52007656


realizing that 80% of girls are autists too and have below average levels of social intelligence also helps

banned from /lgbt/ for a cum tribute
prissy assholes...

>>52007629
No, it's the edgy/fanservice stuff like Akame ga Kill

>>52007713
same tbqh
fuck girls we don't need them

It's already 3 bong lads. I can hear the clocktower going off.

>>52007722
Can confirm

>>52007747
just past 2 bong here

>>52007747
they dont stop at midnight there?

>>52007744
>fuck girls we don't need them

the fact that we always talk about them kind of shows that we do indeed need them

if a topic of conversation comes up this regularly it means we're obsessed tbqh. but thats biology for you haha

flatmates should be getting on the bus back from the club round about now

unless they've all pulled waheeeeey

>>52007796
No, although I think it's quieter than usual during the night. And I don't think anyone lives close enough to the clocktower to hear it when they're at home.

>>52007231
What was the point in chasing them? What were you going to do if you caught up?

>>52007393
>>52007481
what senpai?

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>>52007677
Ahh entry lvl shows, most people I know in real life who watch Anime got similar taste. Good taste all round, SAO gets too much hate imo

>>52007741
Manga's better than the Anime. Esdeath a shit, Justice chan moe as fuck

I can't connect with people desu

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>Anime

>>52007959
Forward your ports

>>52007925
>>52007741
Misses out on points of character development for more edge. Arguably 2 of the best moments that flesh out the Jaegers.

>>52007959
yes you can, you just tell yourself you can't

(disregard this post if you're literally autistic)

>>52007959
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_of_intimacy

>>52007996
this desu

If you couldn't connect with people you would be doing stupid shit all the time. You're just anxious about it.

>>52007925
sword art online is garbage mate sorry

kind of wish i had a quality gf this time of night

>>52007959
Have you always been like this or did something screw you over?

charisma wise im george clooney tier irl lads


this isnt a joke either btw

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literally an autist on one born every minute