miniature turtle edition
encouraged: caribbean bros
welcome: everyone else
cone of shame: angry americans
>tfw the world is burning around us
Feels good being irrelevant
For the queen
It works for most people
I usually refer to most of my female friends by bra size though
I wish we had retained our colonies in the West Indies.
>"YOU HAVE TO WAIT 17 SECONDS BEFORE MAKING A NEW REPLY"
fuck you moot
I loved fishing these buggers when I was young
Still do it sometimes just for shits and giggles
can't wait to fly to the caribbean if shit happens
Too busy in pixiv saving yahari pictures to answer you, sorry.
Ruskie separatists in Ukraine shot down a passenger jet
Israel invaded Gaza
Tripoli is under siege
>mfw all these idiots killing each other off
>doesn't post the best girl
I seriously hope Russia begins with Alaska instead of thought the Atlantic.
you tried at least.
>Gustavia, Named after Gustav III
Shieet, just look at this place.
everyday is a slow news day here in comparison
>Why did you let the French have it?
I think they were mainly used as bargaining chips in treaties and such. Eventually they were sold to the French. I don't actually know if there ever was any serious interest in them, as there was in the North American colony.
Sensei is for marriage too.
But I prefer totsuka.
>mfw all these idiots killing each other off
Better for us, the world has too many people anyway.
I never hear anything about them
>These people try to kill each other
>They don't know where Uruguay is
>nobody's posting those fucking land crabs
i didnt know it was possible for me to make a noise that high pitched
Uruguay is a guarani name that means "River of colored birds".
We have crabs, but the normal crabs.
What we do have is Pumas and armadillos, many armadillos, fuck we are full of them, shieet.
>open catalog at any given time
>at least two threads asking if 'x' is white
why would you be insecure about being white, not like the color of your skin actually matters
i for one have been trolling about being racist on the internet for the past seven years
>tfw my west indian cherry tree started to grow fruits
Planetside 2, as usual.
How u doing today trapo?
Where can I find an ebony caribbean god bf?
I'm gay :D
/carib/, why can't I get a Jamaican girlfriend? I'm speaking to one on interpals right now, and she keeps rejecting my advances. Like here earlier today I said TWO TIMES pretty much if she wants to date me, and she just ignored it and deflected it. Is there some secret to this? I am sure she likes me and I cannot make her admit to this.
now im craving this.
damn. I'm ok, doing the usual.
>Raise and kill my own pigs
>Have a lot of fruit trees and vegetables
>Have a gated terrain
I would survive pretty well, unlike the rest of the country.
I'll just take my boat and go somewhere with food if planes for some reason are not available.
or ill mooch off from you.
>you must be new here
yeah no /int/ has always been and always will be racist, if you don't like get the fuck out shitskin.
Why are scandis such niggerlovers? ( assuming you are one not some muhammad the immigrant )
>Implying those welfare living parasites won't be the first to die when the government stop giving them money, and they kill each other for Chef Boyardee spaghettis and heroin.
I'm planing to get a gun license, but it's hard as hell here.
are you armed and ready to defend your property against thieves and other intruders
if he would know how to pick up women form Lithuania he wouldn't have to resort to jamaicans across the globe.
racetraitory isn't nice coming from Lithuania aswell
i'll be going, I hoped i'd get some reply from the litvak, guess not.
I don't know why this post made me laugh so hard
I'm just about as awkward as this guy
also don't take the bait!!!
>its hard as hell here.
Do it anon, the bureaucracy you have to go through to get one is fucking bullshit, but you should definitely be armed.
Maybe when shit comes falling down we can get the anons that post here and make some sort of commune. I got a boat and guns.
That would be rad.
>mfw learning that a 30 men militia killed 22 British soldier out of 44 who invaded Arecibo, armed with spears and machetes.
I would drink with you, but I dont drink much.
Also I cant drink right now because of meds, sorry brodel.
>I dont drink much
I dont think many places drink as much as we do, or more, so far I`ve drinked with argentinians, and they couldn`t handle it, they even lost it with beer.
how much is "too much" for you?
Full 4 cups of pure rum? Or you mean 4 cups as in 4 glasses with rum and something else?
Im having a local drink, its called cocuy, its like mezcal for mexicans, hard stuff.
>suffer from epilepsia
Nope, I have these recurring headaches on the right side of my head
feels like I'm being assaulted with an ice pick, so they told me to take them. The beta blocker is for Tachycardia that sometimes accompanies the headaches.
>on anti depressants
I was, but stopped
One day I will acquire your secrets
I kinda know that feel, and Im already suffering it from my mother´s side, I`ll probably suffer from glaucoma more and more in the coming years, its already happening
>leather back turtles
well they`re fucking turtles, I dont think there`s too many that can hold a human weight anyway and if she was american :^)
maybe people overreacted too, it always happens
but you're in a irrelevant place, how will you find out?
>tfw blowing my load after ~3 weeks without masturbation.
So good. It was painful, but it was worth it.
I am not angry today. I am very, very sad. Normally I would jest. But I am very sad about the plane that was lost today.
But I do have a relevant a carib fact to share that is related by degrees of separation.
Today over 150 good Dutchman were lost among others in a horrible tragedy.
Five years ago on Christmas, 2000, it was another good Dutchman, a hero, named Jasper Schuringa who saved Christmas for America from a terrorist who was about to suicide bomb an airliner arriving in Detroit. He overpowered the terrorist, cuffed him and put out the fire with his hands, burning himself.
This fine hero was born in Curaçao, of the former Netherlands Antilles in the Dutch Caribbean.
He was a hero that saved hundreds of lives and a special, perhaps the most special holiday season for America.
I am thinking of those poor Dutch friends and others lost today in this terrible tragedy. But it gives me a chance to remember, and thank the Dutch, and Curaçao of the Dutch Caribbean for giving the world the hero that saved something so special for so many. I hope we can repay our friends with justice for their loss.
Good night, Carib. Be blessed, be safe, be grateful. Sorry for sad feels; it could have been any of us.
I realize, its not the learning that I like, its knowing. The fact that I could read anything I liked and speak to anyone I like makes my dick diamonds.
Seduce qt's in their native tongue.
Yeah. you too man.
Yup, it would be really cool.
I would revive tons of dead languages by myself too.
Funny you mention Curaco. There was a shooting there today.
Someone took a hit on a dude right as he was getting off a plane
Quick question how many cable companies does St.Lucia have?
I will smoke my freedom spliff for the Dutch and possibly Dutch Caribbean tonight.
>Tfw fleeing to Suriname when shit hits the fan.
dios me ha pasado tantas veces ;_;
You`d be better off in curacao or aruba honestly or if you want you can exchange places with me, I`ve wanted to go to the netherlands for a while
You are not a Taino, stop pretending
And mixed doesn't exist, if you look like a nigger then you are a nigger
>mixed is the norm
3/4 of Puerto Rico is white you retarded liberal shithead
Flow changed the cable line up here and every one is up in arms about it, saying we need a new one
I think there live more Surinamese in the Netherlands than in Suriname lel. at least 3 of our footballers are from the Suriname and some more from the A-B-C islands. When the Dutch government gave Surname its sovereignty back as a sort of repayment, Every Surinamer could be a citizen of the Netherlands if they wanted to they got a free flight to Holland, and a cheap place to stay. They aren't seen as foreigners because of our close relations for centuries and have never made any turmoil in the country about anything so they are liked here.
>at least 3 of our footballers
In the national team i mean. Also the whole Dutch softball team is Caribbean dutch. and they beat the american softball team in the finale and took the cup home which was funny because nobody even gives a damn about that sport over here.
Well I`d guess it would be like that, suriname doesn`t really have much outside influence from its neighbors, and its nice that you at least give them that if they want to try their luck and all
also, when I was around the A-B-C i met a lot of dutch natives coming here because it had better job oportunities than over there, some had food places (glorious pattat, bitterballen and bami) but dutch girls got NO HIPS OR ASS sort off, but they`re beautiful.
How do I deal with this ;_;
Venezuela has a lot of oil offshore and are saving it for when oil will be incredibly expensive. Venezuela is on road to becoming the next Saudi Arabia without the crazy Muslims. So you got that going for you.
The best together with cruijff and Van Basten.
I don't even know what that is by i am proud non the less.
Also i can't imagine Dutch people being nice in the Caribbean, We kinda see it as a always sunny beachy wonderland where our stupid bureaucratic rules don't apply and thus one can enjoy himself without thinking about other people for once.
>We dicks on Holly day wherever anyway.
My friend has family there, he says its nice
Yeah we have, but with this goverment its not gonna be of much use honestly.
I`d rather be in another country in the long run than in here if shit here keeps going the way it is
Why what's happening?
>All these damn happenings lately
its a lot of shit, our economy its fucked, the party in goverment the (socialist united party of venezuela) has said that the economic regulations for citizens will never be taken down as long as they are in power (so basically no one will have acces to foreign currency if they dont allow it) and some more shit, our plane tickets have skyrocket since they dont wanna pay the airlines the plane tickes, there has been even rumors of our passports being disabled so no venezuelan goes out
steps to get the attention of someone here as a foreigner
>be white with anything other than brown eyes (though blue eyes is best)
>blonde hair can help but it's not necessary
if you achieve this requirements you will at the very least get the attention of someone down to fuck.
no gf unless you have money though
Is that legal?
Can a government really just rescind all passports?
What does this mean for all Venezuelans abroad or whose jobs (like athletes or businessmen) require travel outside of the country?
Fuck the US is getting involved in that shitstorm somehow.
I was supposed to go to Venezuela the other week
$3k for a ticket? Fuck that
They have done tons of illegal shit in here, but no one can do anything since they control everything.
They could do something like cuba did, after all they are the ones giving advice to maduro and his minions.
I guess if they have shit to do outside they will be permitted, but they will be punished if they dissobey orders, though I dont know.
A while ago some athletes, probably helped by the goverment, did a con of a few thousands euros and in a interview with the press the goverment didn`t even give names "for their protection and personal safety" and they usually give out the names, location of residence and last job of the offenders in public records, this showed the people involved was with goverment officials, but we cant do shit or else you get the goverment police or some others killing you or your family, this sucks.
>no one will have acces to foreign currency
> passports being disabled so no venezuelan goes out
Damn that is some grade-A tier gommynism shit you got there. If you must have a revolution learn from Ukraine and don't go starting to blame everyone you don't like and fuck shit up to the point of it all being destroyed.
Well, I agree with this guy >>27249384.
Go out with a bang. You guys are close enough that if shit hits the fan too hard, I'd happily fight with you, since I'd rather fight to keep the peace in the one region of the world where I speak the language and might actually avoid the nukes.
we dont have a revolution at all, we just have a bunch of assholes acting under chavez name by being socialist, and saying they do the best for the people when its not, and people is slowly getting a rude awakening on it, but this shit is gonna take a while to go down.
the worse thing off is that a lot of people has seen their shit and lies but they refuse to believe it, there´s pictures of high goverment officials going in trips to europe, asia and america that no one with the salaries in their positions would ever do as they did, and its a clear show of corruption, among other things.
Honestly if shit went so bad we could have some USA help I`d probably join in the fight, I dont mind lossing a limb or my life if it meant taking down these assholes and securing a future for my loved ones
I wonder if some would bail and move to Trinidad and up the islands.
How would the islands deal with that?
My in-laws are Filipino, you make good food
I've been told I sound american so tough luck there
>I am from Saint lucia who's currently browsing the international board of 4chan.
>Ich komme aus Saint Lucia und browse derzeit das internationale board von 4chan.
These 2 please. thanks
Also, I speak English like an American.
I feel like they'd welcome it at first, but end up rejecting the refugees in the end.
I'll make sure to buy the first ticket down there when you guys decide to overthrow the regime.
Oh god that horrible german
That starting, you cheeky bastard
You sound like a friend of mine
I bookmarked it. Don't underestimate my laziness
I think you were supposed to replace saint lucia with venezuela
I dont really see the issue if she`s fit why not, i do my own workouts I may not be as fit as her and thats all, if it makes her happy thats all I cared about
All the women I know want to be "thick" not that
I'm unhappy with this but a couple squats and and reps on the benchpress is not going to kill you
>there is some austrian who has saved a recording of my voice
buscalo en sadpanda.
lel, I need to lay down a bit.
dem wooden floors indeed.
The site is down my fellow perverts
No loli allowed
I cant masturbate properly anyways so I wont even bother.
Thought that was futa
>I've been on this site too long
>you think I don't
You truly are my people
>have 500gb drive filled with doujins and h-manga
You have no idea how much this hurts
Not putting improtant shit like that in RAID array
>everyone in my household has weirder fetishes than mine.
living the dream
Only my close female friends indulge my foot fetish
worse than 9/11 and the holocaust combined.
>$105 for a dragon dildo
What the fuck /g/
pretty much on level with that.
not so much fun when its your family
lel, they are male masturbation toys
Saw a woman hilt that
What I've never had that,everything I was told is a lie