> Be British
> get LONDON'D
>>72647160
Fuck off, that ain't fucking funny cunt.
>>72647160
Not funny you fucking dickhead
>>72649622
>>72649599
checked
>haven't fucked a girl since 2 years ago
>the first time my housemate goes to a bar after breaking up with his gf, he picks up a chickn then goes to her house and has sex
What the fuck is up with normies? How do they do it?
>>72647033
stop making these threads
>>72647039
Why do you insist on making all Canadian posters look autistic?
>>72647033
You don't need to be a normie to fuck girls though
>be me, open carry weaponized autism
>good at engineering, provide assistance to beer taps at bars so usually work night shifts at this same bar that pays really well
>girls try to talk to me but being autismo I just ignore them and keep to maintenance duty
>this one girl keeps coming back week after week and one day asks me if she can buy me a beer
>say yes just so she stops bothering me
>we end up drinking a lot
>fuck her w/o protection
>go to doctor 3 months later, luckily no STDS
>the end
Gospodin Aleksandar Vučić edicija
>>72610750
AVE BELI wooooop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFbCkwUUOHI
KOĆE DA SPASE SERVIJU
BRAT BELI !
Hoće li smeti sisa na duel da izađe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tUGuhrfYH0
You wake up in Italy...
>>72646794
search for loves
swim back to croatia
which country has the best blacc girls ?
argentina
unironically the us
>>72646636
>fat
No. UK or France.
Why are french people so racist?
they live in Paris. so this is literally inevitable
>>72646554
I think you mean "xenophobe", but I guess it's the same thing for a japanese
>>72647020
I am racist though.
Can anyone explain how you sleep on your side?
Doesn't your balls get crushed by your legs?
>>72646526
I either put a pillow between my legs or stuff the blankets all between them
I just sleep on my back. My testicles fall asleep really easily so I have to wear special underwear and larger-than-fitting pants to ensure there's ample space there because if there's any pressure on them, or if they're oriented in a weird direction, then they start to go numb.
>>72646624
What the fuck? Literally me
But it's annoying when I get sleep paralysis
Closed venues edition
jembut
daily reminder that Filipinos do not have spanish blood.
>>72646193
WTF Brazil?? I mean WTF?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkN7ZpEDbi4
>>72646085
>March 23th
>this happened on February 24th
nigga were you in a comma or whot
>>72646085
God bless brazil, sexualization being so rooted in their country that nobody gives a fuck anymore sounds like a dream to me.
>>72646134
Actually, yes I was.
I want to live in a country where I can store child pornography
Which countries allow this?
brazil
>>72646089
Of course if I just download and store the federal police will not find out, but if my maid see I can be arrested
2D is okay here land of free
perfection
Far from it.
>>72646035
It's pretty good but it's no Denmark.
>>72646035
Are Turkish girls the new gold standard?
How does she not have shit-coloured eyes, I'm wondering
>>72645856
i'd post the mehmet my son comic as reply but i deleted it from my hdd
>those brows
Joscher bei Bayer Ausgabe
Denk an den Anzug Joscher, oder zumindest ne Stoffhose!
t. HR-Profi
>>72609465
Bin unironisch Normie, so Normie wie man halt sein kann wenn auf 4chan bloggt.
Do you know Seoul?
Do you know Kimchi?
Do you know Bulgogi?
Do you know Chan Ho Park?
Do you know Se Ri Pak?
Do you know Ji Sung Park?
Do you know Yuna Kim?
Do you know Hyun Jin Ryu?
Do you know Psy?
Do you know Gangnam Style?
Do you know Dokdo?
Do you know East Sea?
Do you know Galaxy S?
Why is every Japanese flag a pro-Korea poster and every Korean flag a pro-Japan poster
>>72645363
I only know Samsung and Taekwondo
>>72645363
What are you yammering about?
>he thought his life would get better once he got into college
>>72645295
tfw fell for the 'move out of your parents house at 18' meme
>he thought he was on /int/ and not on /r9k/
>he imagined himself taking a bullet for the girl he have a crush in a school shooting and imagined the girl kissing her in the hospital because the bullet hit the shoulder or other non-lethal place