>haven't fucked a girl since 2 years ago >the first

>>72647033
stop making these threads

>>72647039
Why do you insist on making all Canadian posters look autistic?

>>72647033
You don't need to be a normie to fuck girls though

>be me, open carry weaponized autism
>good at engineering, provide assistance to beer taps at bars so usually work night shifts at this same bar that pays really well
>girls try to talk to me but being autismo I just ignore them and keep to maintenance duty
>this one girl keeps coming back week after week and one day asks me if she can buy me a beer
>say yes just so she stops bothering me
>we end up drinking a lot
>fuck her w/o protection
>go to doctor 3 months later, luckily no STDS
>the end

>>72647075
>things that never happened

>>72647033
>haven't fucked a girl since 2 years ago
>What the fuck is up with normies?
kys

>>72647075
Should I stop drinking? I think my problem is that I come off as a drunk idiot when I talk to girls at bars because once I start drinking I can't control myself.

>>72647063
I don't do that

>>72647092
this

some people just don't know how good they have it

>>72647092
>>72647236
>Not being a complete loser means you have it good

really setting the bar low huh

>>72647092
living in an age of hookup apps.. get to it

>>72647272
Too ugly for that

>>72647257
this isn't exactly normalfag central if you haven't guessed

>complaining about not getting chicks IRL
>Live in countries where this a common thing

You all can kys. At least you have the chance to meet girls who wasn't sex. Smh

>>72647291
give your face the fullest potential it can get, then try again, or just lower your standard if you must

>>72647348
I don't even match with fat chicks, how much lower can they get?

>>72647102
Probably yes, that sounds desperate and women don't like insecure men.

>>72647086
feel free to believe that if it helps you sleep at night.

>>72647033
>he picks up a chickn then goes to her house and has sex

Is chicken-fucking considered an appropriate sexual activity in Canada?

>>72647363
gerontophilia.... if you must

>>72647033
>What the fuck is up with normies?
You are a normalfag.
Fuck off.

>>72647075
You can fuck off too.

>>72647388
STFU GAY FAGGOT

>>72647388
try /r9k/ loser

>>72647033
yo dude its easy
You truly have to become one with the phrase fake it until you make it. I have masturbated with just those words in my mind 100's of times. And meditated on the subject 10s of times. Once you are truly comfortable with the thought of being a fake human being you can be real with yourself and you will begin to become what you want yourself to be.

>>72647345
trust me, even if you were in the west, nobody wants to fuck a paki

KFC chickens always make girls thirsty

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>>72647539
Take your drugged ass and your theory and fuck off. Thus world isn't all happy go lucky for all of us.

This is what a fucking normalfag sounds like.

>>72647614
Try r9k

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>>72647583
>No one wants to fuck a paki

Implying Paki's actually want to fuck you either lol