Post yfw a native speaker of English makes a silly mistake in his own native language
>>76386925
szmieny misztncy wozls mysiemy?
>>76386925
Sometimes I use bad grammar ironically and a lot of non natives don't get the joke
>>76386925
I overuse commas occasionally.
>your nation
>do you hop in rubbish bags and insert a vacuum
Thanks for the new fetish
>>76386908
what happens when one vacums ones vag?
>>76387745
It's the latest craze sweeping through Australia, everyone's doing it.
Why are Swedish people so nice?
Obviously not the Swedish posters here, but the ones IRL.
Nordics are passive-aggressive cunts.
>>76386695
Projection the post.
>>76386679
cause theyre all good looking and want you to be happy too
you wouldn't be ready for this country
fix'd
I REALLY LIKE MOOMINS
Burger, mmm
>>76386627
I love having five guys in my mouth
>Amerifans
>>76386991
>upside down Indonesia
EU ARMY A SCARY?!
>army of numales and betacucks
No.
>>76386625
I hope Britcucks and Frencucks fuck Germcucks so the rest of uscucks can live in peace desu
>>76386845
>>76386845
That begs the question, why do police even obey our current idiotic laws?
They should be able to see the orwellian nature of arresting someone over a twitter post.
This is my waifu, she's from Palestine, her name is Miri,
Why do the Swiss like yogurt so much? Why do the Italians dislike yogurt so much?
reminder that drinkable yogurt is superior
>>76386529
Protip: you can literally stir yogurt and water together to make it drinkable
they're fond of their cows
>your country
>Do old women in your country dye their hair lilac?
>amurika
>rarely
That pic made me realize the elderly aren't old people but actually aged young people.
Fun fact: most old ladies who have hair like that didn't actually mean to turn it that colour. They're usually people who were blonde when they were young, but now their hair has turned white. When blonde people's hair goes white, traces of yellow are still left over from their youth, thus making a pale yellow shade that people tend to find unattractive. They use a product called "Blue rinse" to counter-act the yellow, being as blue is the opposite of yellow, but some people use too much and turn their hair blue.
You mess with Canada, you mess with me
*messes*
Lucky we can't tell the difference between you
why not?
Give it to me straight, /int/. Will North America ever be fully Anglicized
>>76385712
If anything, it will get hispanicized. Not even kidding. Maybe not from an ethnical point of view though.
>>76385712
One can dream
>>76385712
Any hope of that happening ended decades ago
You haven't seen elephants, kings or Peru!
I'm happy to say I had better to do.
What about China? Have you seen the Great Wall?
All walls are great, if the roof doesn't fall!
You've never been to Niagara Falls?
I have seen water, it's water, that's all...
The Eiffel Tower, the Empire State?
My pulse was as high on my very first date!
Your grandson's hand as he plays with your hair?
To be honest, I really don't care...
I've seen it all, I've seen the dark
I've seen the brightness in one little spark.
I've seen what I choose and I've seen what I need,
And that is enough, to want more would be greed.
I've seen what I was and I know what I'll be
I've seen it all there is no more to see!
In Europe, do rich people wear Versace/Gucci etc?
In America nigger rich people wear it
rich people here wear Ralph Lauren and Brooke brothers
>>76385538
>Ralph Lauren
Can by at any strip mall
>Brooke brothers
Same.
>>76385554
And?
Gotta be the Sueca.
I just want one Russian friend
PLEASE
>>76385516
go be friend with that gay moscow anon
>>76385516
i'll be your friend
im not russian though
>>76385516
Why though?