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In this thread we do impressions of other countries. I'll start.
Hello I am an american. I am black and I tend to shoot, beat, and rob people. I also lack any national culture or compassion past my home region unless when it's favourable to me like during the olympics.
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it's pretty accurate
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Yo ese we wouldn't sell all these drugs if the US wasn't buying. Direct descendants of Mayans the most advanced ancient civilization.
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Hello my name is british person. I enjoy being ugly and poor whilst acting like I'm in power. My hobbies include talking eloquently but without any meaningful content, and I also like to advocate diversity.
i feel it comin
i felit comin babe
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good thread
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>>78404313
it's like my anthem tbqh
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Is Duolingo a meme or does it actually work? Also is Russian finally fucking added?
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>>78404288
Duolingo gets you to at least A1, afterwards, you have to search for new material to study.
>Russian
yes, about a year ago?
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Its a very slow method. But the advantage is that you can do it while taking a poo on the toilet.
>"Dean one more question before we go, its gonna get a little personal. Where in the hell do you see yourself in 5years?"
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>>3015133 (OP)
>well, uh, ya see s-steve, um, well, um, er, what some people don't get is, err, um, the thing is, er, um, well, um, Steve
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Not only did it kill Dean's career, but it killed the show!
Vince no like when "talent" gets exposed.
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wtf
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Pfft
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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stop bullying kanmusu
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>>78404128
But you bullied them too.
Are you still in the EU?
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>>78403899
Can Brazil into EU?
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>>78403899
I got a job in finland.
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>>78403928
No idea
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>be american
>penis mutilated at birth so can't get full sexual pleasure
>raised in belief system with cuckold morality
>mind poisoned by love songs and hollywood so can't get laid
>easy access to firearms and powerful psychoactives to make up for sexual inadequacy
>crumbling infrastructure because taxes are "gibs" for "dindus"
>diet consists primarily of corn and sugar
>work harder for fewer benefits than first world countries
>live in suburban human farms instead of real communities
>take banter as a deep personal insult
>revive fascism because this the fault of blacks and mexicans
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>>78403785
I was born in Ireland, then moved to Australia and now here. It's pretty shit here. I would move back to Australia but I don't have enough money, and I have some close friends here. Should I move back to Australia?
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>>78403847
Once I get enough money that is
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>>78403785
Accurate.
>>78403847
You fell for the meme, deal with the consequences. You're stuck here for life.
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>Wake up
>Brazil and Argentina have now united South America in a single country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_of_South_American_Nations
wat do
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A big communist shithole since only communists want this
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>>78403674
>uniting anything when BRs speak that abortion of a language
lol swap to real spanish first then go on flights of fancy.
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>>78403690
We will learn Spanish and they will learn portuguese. Everybody is happy since they are really easy to learn
Why is London dirty?
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Filled with human trash from all over the world.
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>>78404750
rude
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> 6 5 %
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breaths in*
AHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>78403326
>60% White
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>>78403326
is it a vagina crack right above his pants
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>>78403348
no its his asscrack
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>South Americans don't put their shirts in the toaster
>Europeans don't put their outdoor shoes in the microwave.
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>>78402982
Its weird right? I thought I was the only one who thought it was weird they don't.
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>Africans don't have shoes
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Why are Aussies relied upon to consistently bring good humour and good shitposts?
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British wit + American obnoxiousness
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>>78403557
Where do Canadians fit in this?
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What movies accurately portray everyday life in your country?
For the US, it's got to be Gummo.
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>>78402831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-QOLh-xW6Y
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>>78402860
And...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of0cpuA3nhA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sX6HMM8A_c&t=3s
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Why are they so high IQ?
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>>78402682
anime
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>>78402682
Good education and education policies but people say otherwise in an attempt to present Japanese as exceptional people for some dumb reason that only they can do it.
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>>78402682
race
i watched this yesterday and i cried
am i a fagot?
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>>78402526
>having feelings
yes you are
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I cried in every Naoko Yamada movie, am I a faggot?
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>>78402564
tamako was shit