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>be american
>penis mutilated at birth so can't get full sexual pleasure
>raised in belief system with cuckold morality
>mind poisoned by love songs and hollywood so can't get laid
>easy access to firearms and powerful psychoactives to make up for sexual inadequacy
>crumbling infrastructure because taxes are "gibs" for "dindus"
>diet consists primarily of corn and sugar
>work harder for fewer benefits than first world countries
>live in suburban human farms instead of real communities
>take banter as a deep personal insult
>revive fascism because this the fault of blacks and mexicans
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>>78403785
I was born in Ireland, then moved to Australia and now here. It's pretty shit here. I would move back to Australia but I don't have enough money, and I have some close friends here. Should I move back to Australia?
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>>78403847
Once I get enough money that is
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>>78403785
Accurate.
>>78403847
You fell for the meme, deal with the consequences. You're stuck here for life.
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>>78403785
Do not eat sugar then
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>>78403785
It sounds like you are an autist who cant get laid so you make a list of excuses.
Just like me.
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>>78403957
#4 is really the only excuse I have. I'm working on it though.
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>>78403983
Good luck, friend.
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>>78403785
>diet consists primarily of corn and sugar
This one is objectively wrong, the american diet is high fat high protein, and the "sugar" products come loaded with butter and other garbage. Americans eat very few natural sugars like fruit and rice.
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