Eternal SNSD Thread

savage

^_^

who is that gentleman...

starbury

>>2926418
louis

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what do u think fannyy's ears taste like

like earwax, probably

eww....

i will not taste them

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reposting tumy

imagine marbury's bbc destroying that poor little girl

o.o

will smith...

>>2926460
i-is that seohyun's butt.....

taelegs

what does fany's butt smell like

>>2926471
heaven

kimchi

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clip clop

nice boobs

seobb look like she was born with the wrong aspect ratio

seobb was born with the golden ratio

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Yoongie looks great in every ratio~

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I especially love Yoona's face ratio o__o

>>2926490
but korea uses the silver ratio
oh i see what you did there

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Of course we love all of Yoona's ratios

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Her tummy ratio....

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her o2 : co2 ratio...

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seobb got just the right aspect ratio

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Yoona has the perfect ratio~

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this wide

>>2926510
holy jeebuses

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*WARNING* cutestermobile approaching *WARNING*

>>2926511
She looks like she's 40 years old in that pic

i'd love to punch yoona in the face and mess up her ratio

she actually looks 12

>>2926515
id love to punch you in the face and mess up your life

>>2926517
you can't because my life is already messed up

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Yoona doesn't like punching :<

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No punching perfect ratios please

i'd punch her

i'd punch her real good

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We don't punch the people we love~

what about the people we have crushes on

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Yes but only playfully.....

*punches you*

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H-hey..!

>:3

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Was that supposed to be playful or violent....

playfull

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Omo you must have a crush on someone! But who could it be..

sounds like a job for detective Yoona..

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She's looking for clues already~

that's an intricate belt, Detective Yoona..

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Perfect for solving belt-related mysteries

>>2926553
i don't love yoona

in fact, i hate her

I don't think our mystery involves a belt..

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>>2926567
No, we love her :)

>>2926569
YOU might, i don't

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As expected everyone in the thread loves her~

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Oh, that must be it! >>2926571
Anon has a crush on Yoona, of course!

no i don't

i hate everyone on the planet

y-y-yes!

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Actually we love Yoona with all our hearts, minds, and souls

so any news about a new album or something? or are they all split up now?

there is a new album soon!

>>2926660
sauce?

https://twitter.com/OH_mes/status/870453683640836096
https://twitter.com/jasminelep/status/869472697004179460
https://twitter.com/itnw0628/status/866632900858396673

chubby sunny is so much hotter than not chubby sunny

is it okay to say that....

it is very okay to say that, because its an objective truth

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It's time to rededicate our lives to Yoona

cant wait for the new snsd record, probably gonna take another couple of months though, right?

they all just changed their hair so we think they must be filming right now!

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bump!

>>2926840
omo

>>2926840
Wow, she actually looks hot for once

>>2926856
she's always looked hot
especially in Into the New World where she's her delicious natural Thai brown and she looks SO fucking fertile and just begging for a man, ANY MAN, to impregnate her and make her a mommy

i wish kpops wouldnt use all that whitening shit, i want my yellow girls goddamnit

delicious caramel brown is nice too!

of course, ill gladly take any shade of natural asian over fake white

it's not fake if the whiteness reflects the radiant purity of their heart~~~~<3

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>>2926416
>>2926907
>>2926416
>>2926418
>>2926419
>>2926420
pretty sure he fucked her black guys have no sense of moral

>>2926907
i still believe that jessica and krystal are engaged in some incest relationship and their boyfriends are just there as a facede to distract from the real love thats happening there

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We don't talk like that here

There she is~

There she is~

X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a62Qk59LW_4

those outfits look like the kara mister concept

>>2926911
I don't understand what you're saying. Are you saying he did a bad thing?

>>2927010
nice yul

TЭЁH

Thank you Mr Janitor

wow

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Loving Yoona more and more each passing day~

Why aren't you getting more hate-filled every day like most people

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Yoona's spirit is with me and thus my heart grows in my sleep to accommodate all the love. And any feelings of hatred and negativity are destroyed like a toxin being purged by an antidote

Are you sure you aren't just becoming more deluded

Something else is growing..

W-what...

I think you know....

No, I don't...

why is the god damned favicon always lit up for this tab even when theres no new posts

it's my love for Yoona..

I can't believe such a small girl can handle a African warrior's spear.

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seobb at her concert before she became a famous actress

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I can't wait for Yoongie's new song!! She has been practicing so hard~

is it before snsd comeback

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i think so!

trust yoona to delay everything for her own benefit

typical yoongie

will it be a dance pop bop

i'm going to kill myself and write Yoona's name on the walls with my blood

>>2927743
how will you accomplish that while dead

>>2927744

i'll cut myself first and then kill myself

>>2927743
wait until she's married so you can write her husband's name, or your death-scrawling will become obsolete

no dont write my name...

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Yoona wants us to stay alive and spread the message of love and joy~

true love is a lie

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I can personally attest that Yoona's love is real and true!

and i can personally attest from my horrible life that love is in fact a lie

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You just have to open your heart to her and you will understand~

i have opened my heart to others before and they just hurt me

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Trust in Yoona and you won't regret it. She is so good and just!

women are incapable of love

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Yoona is an angelic spirit who has temporarily adopted a mortal shell

>>2927767
nice hips

>>2927771
then why did she choose to be a woman

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She had to be the most beautiful girl in the world~

it's all a trick, she's using her looks to deceive you

lust will be your downfall

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Yoona doesn't create lust she creates love!

love is just a chemical in your brain that compels you to reproduce, thus she produces lust

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As expected, Yoona's infinite love transcends biology~

just like her infinite beauty

You oon ah

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Deer Yoong

dere yoong

>>2928209
>섹시
Y-yoona...

she knows what the YAs want....

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We want qt Yoona!

no we want sekshi yoona

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Andwae!!

imagine lifting up that skirt...

and seeing 3 layers of safety shorts

the girls don't wear safety shorts casually...

good thing thats not a casual situation

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Hehe~

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soy milk is sexy

come on gurl my banana's got some ooyoo for ya

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yeri

Yeri

doesnt she look absolutely gorgeous recently

Ugri

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how could you say such a thing about our precious yerim

I looked at her, thought about it, then said it

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no, we like yeri here

I like Joy

no one like ugri

Yeri is stunning

we like all revels here

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That's so true! We love them

wow... O.O

wow...O.O all the revels except ugri......

There is no revel named ugri, silly bean!

it's my nickname for yeri

no it isn't

its not a very good one

actually it is though because it ends in 'ri' like yeri but if you say it in a korean accent it literally sounds like ugly lol

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no, we think yeri is pretty here

we only think snsd are pretty

we think all sm girls are pretty

except hyoyeon

i think that girl is pretty o__o

so precious...

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After years of the cutesy image Taeyeon got tired of keeping up appearances and her reacord sales were lagging, she decided a change of image was necessary. Taeyeon's manager and her decided to move to a more risque and sexually powered image. They decided to do an erotically charged photoshoot/photobook for the die hard fans.
The next day the manager found a photographer/company that was going to pay Taeyeon insane amounts of money to do the photo shoot and she signed a contract and decided to go through with it, hey i am not going to have sex with any one thought Taeyeon.
Day of the shoot
Taeyeon went to the shoot, there was only one person the photographer, he explained to Taeyeon what they were going to do and that he thought, if there was no one else but the photographer and her she would feel more at ease. Taeyeon thought it seemed a but odd at first but was okay with it.
So the photographer set up his camera and lights they were so bright but Taeyeon was use to it and had seen it all before. She was given a bikini like clothing to wear and pose in. The bikini shot went well she was laughing and talking she felt at ease with the photographer.
Next came the shot where Tae was going to be in lingerie (she wore victoria secret stuff, she had a contract signed which meant she got paid for wearing it). She was a bit shy and nervous and it could be seen as well. Her face went completely red but after posing a little she got more confident and she got a new bit of energy from it.
As she got confident the photographer asked if she could slowly strip (as it was in the contract and she was awear of it) she complied, slowly she took off her bra reveling her milky pale skin, incredibly beautiful and smooth, she smiled and blushed as she hid her breasts behind her hands. The photographer said don't be shy I seen it before.

i love our girls

which ones..

i think you know...

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i love them too~

ew not those ones

I love the asian ones

>>2929184
but they are all asian

>>2929186
my point exactly

the thai one sooyoung is the most genetically predisposed to being insatiably obsessed with cock and pumping out a hundred babies
that makes her the best because there's no higher purpose for a human being than to procreate and spread god's children across this earth

>>2929208
what if she gives birth to the next hitler or worse yet the next mother teresa ?? or worse yet another amber

we like amber

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>>2928994
Pt2
The photographer then said can you lose the underwear as well, don;t worry you can keep your self covered. With one hand cupping her small but perky boobs she slide her under wear off. Reveling her incredibly smooth and hairless. She kept her hand there covering her modesty. As photoshoot continued she felt more secure and easy and lowered her defenses but she was still nervous. She finally lowered her hand and reveled her perfect body. Photographer said wow you look incredible, her naked body was something to behold tight stomach/midriff with a hint of a six pack but still feminine small but perky tits with perfect nipple perfect hips that gave her a hourglass shape and legs that suited her short perfectly petite body. She was hairless and smooth all over. This is going to be a bit challenging but can you pose now said the photographer, taey nodded. She sat in the bed, first shot was of her with the bed sheet covering her but her legs were exposed in an open position, another shot with her lying on her front and her back and ass exposed. It slowly got lewder and lewder enough to give a /hr/ snsd member a nose bleed and then some. At this point it could be seen the photographer was excited. His bulge could be seen visibly under his pants. Now we will next do the simulated sex shoot, don't worry relax it over before you know it and you will have fun said the photographer.

>>2929210
Hitler just wanted to save germany from a communist revolution, anon, it wasn't his fault that the communist party in germany at the time was led almost exclusively by wealthy jewish intellectuals
It also wasn't his fault that the soviet revolution and that slaughtered tens of millions of innocents was also coincidentally coordinated and carried out almost entirely by wealthy jewish intellectuals, chief among them Trotsky.
It also wasn't his fault that 7 out of 10 german newspapers at the time were owned by wealthy jewish intellectuals, and ran non-stop coordinated smear campaigns and international propaganda campaigns on his national socialist party, forcing him to double-down to defend the german way of life.

It might have been his fault that he lumped all jews together with the few who - coincidentally - happened to be actively dismantling capitalism. Maybe. But the case can be made that, when you can't tell who of a group is the enemy, the most prudent decision is to wipe them all out and apologize later.

>>2929210
Take the word of a respected Israeli Rabbi and Scholar over some /pol/lack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTYSv_YQOVo

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Enough off-topic posting.

Are asians the real master race? Or just Soshi?
Or is Yoona the true master race, and the responsibility of science to replace every human being with self-replicating Yoongie clones?
I'd commit genocide in her name, as long as it was equity genocide - that is, not motivated by racial, religious, ethnic, gender or orientation, but rather the socially just equality-of-outcome eradication of the entire human species.
Yoongie is a deer angel, so she is clearly above the rest of us wretched creatures. She made us, beasts of clay, in Her image, to serve her whims and make her happy, and we're failing her.

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Yoona doesn't want you to commit genoc*de what a horrible thing to say :<

But a world full of Yoona would be a world full of love - without suffering, without prejudice, without disharmony. It would be a truly perfect world. A heaven.
Why is that horrible? Is it not actually horrible that we lesser beings are made to suffer in our imperfect, wretched forms?

>>2929290
>>2929257

yoona yoona i made you out of clay

Palestine doesn't belong to jews it belongs to
Yoonas chosen people

whoes with me we call our selves Yoonists

>>2929320
North Korea is the Israel of the East. That's the true Chosen Land for Yoona's people.

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Yoona's mission is to bring us mortals comfort and peace! The fact that the condition of humanity is to suffer is the very reason Yoona has graced the world with her presence~

But the only peace humans can know is the peace of death, and the only comfort humans can know is the embrace of God in the hereafter ...

tfw no yoona yakuza jav

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Yoona is so cool~

>>2929372
I don't think a rule abiding kind Korean kpop girl is "cool"

>>2929374
i agree
"cool" is one of the code-words those rock-and-roll worshiping heathens use

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I think cool means wearing your hat backwards~

Hip-hop Yoon..

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Our favorite soshi rapper~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjoM12FMSvc

She is cool...

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I sure wish I could pull off hats as cooly as Yoongie!

I wish I looked like her

i wish i were yoona
and i'm a straight white male without even a hint of gender dysphoria

just imagine having at your fingertips the enormous wealth and power that yoona has
you could rule the world with the right ambition...

If you had those kinds of thoughts you wouldn't be Yoona even if you looked like her and had her money!

that's true.
i would be Yoongevil Yoongempress Yoong-Yoong.

Or you could use your resources to help people in need :D

I'd be in constant need of an infinite number of prostrating slaves to rub my Yoonafeet and love my Yoonappearance.

Or you could purchase and release all the slaves and debtors around the world :)

masketta taengu..

>>2929430
or you could hire mercenaries to just kill all the slavers to make sure they don't do it again

>>2929497
>>2929430
killing all the slaves or killing all the slavers has the same outcome of ridding the world of slavery

>>2929503
no it doesn't

killing all the slaves will just make the slavers get new slaves

how naive do you have to be to think that new slavers wouldnt fill the void

>>2929511
woah.. O______O

>>2929508
>>2929512
if you kill everyone that could be a slave, and leave only the slavers alive, then the slavers will enslave each other
an enslaved slaver cancels out and slavery is still eliminated

what kind of juvenile logic is that

>>2929515
imagine drinking her...

>>2929525
freshly made tea

>>2929525
what the heck does that mean!!!

>>2929527
no her......you know....

Taeng should open a tea parlor and call it Tae's Tea :3

i bet it'd be super popular

or teangoo....

her pee...

that's not a good name for a tea parlor it sounds like bathroom humor....

i would go there.............

of course you of all people would :/

what does that mean

taes pee tea

you just have that kind of reputation here :\

welcome to tae's teangoo tea parlour the menu is black tea, green tea or yellow tea

No kink shaming

kinkposting violates the rule against lewdposting

i'm just posting about tea

tea is a euphemism for high-sperm-count semen

no it isn't you just made that up right now

i would drink only tae's yellow tea for the rest of my life if i could

i would drink nothing at all until i died if it meant tae was happy

>>2929711
beta

i would drink only her yellow tea until i died of kidney failure if thats what she wanted

sacrificing one's own life at the whim of one's beloved is the most honorable thing one can do

tfw on your knees drinking from the fountain of tea

i hope these aren't euphemisms......

it's a pee euphemism

i mean a tea euphemism

i mean, never mind

i thought as much... :/