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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
https://discord.gg/zP789wR

>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
https://my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg

>Chink Shit Infographic v2.0 "Still Unfinished Edition"
http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• Anon bought a Xiaomi Mi Mix >>58769932 >>58770165 has had a great experience so far but putting his finger on the scanner makes a CPU core fire on all cylinders >>58769828
• Anon bought a chinese ukulele, a terrorist watch >>58770757 a 8bitdo zero and a UV flashlight >>58770196 >>58770164
• Anon bought a carrot sharpener >>58770596
• Anon receives some electronic parts >>58770680
• Anon gets his autism on with these new fidget cubes >>58770762
• Anon overpays for his Fidget Cube from a reseller >>58775400
• Anon's power supply arrived in a soaking wet box >>58775940 >>58776153
• Anon buys a led matrix from Banggood, needs help >>58779762
• Anon can't download a game from the playstore on his Redmi Note 3 Pro >>58780119


Previous thread >>58766963
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>200 word essay on the history of china due tomorrow
>can't stop ordering stuff on aliexpress
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I got home off work early, to 3 packages.
I'm not gonna do the antecipation bs so here it is.
A bunch of pepe stickers 0.9€, windows dialog post it notes 0.8€ and a 12 cm blue led fan 2€.
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just got fully chinked

my KZ HDSE simply do not work, shows low battery life at full charge and does not connect with anything
already contacted GB support but i think that'll take some time
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>>58780389
nice meme
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>>58780408
W2C pepe stickers? I want to dog whistle to fellow white males that I'm part of the aut-right.
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More Autism Cube reviews pls
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>>58780389
>200 word essay
Are you kidding. Kid, get to work.
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>>58780497
If you buy these I seriously urge you to end your own existence.
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>>58780506
It's 10 pm here. I sleepy as hell and I haven't even started yet...
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>>58780408
Where to cop Pepe stickers?
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>>58780408
how is the chink fan?
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>>58780428
Shit, just ordered KZ HDSE from GB. Please report back when you hear from them.
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>>58780408
Where do I cop those error message stickies, senpai?
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>>58780497
Comfy should do a fidget cube YouTube review
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>>58780637
t. retard
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When are these yellow devils going to start dispatching my memephones? It's been a week now.
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>>58780479
>>58780541
http://s.aliexpress.com/6nUjUr6r
That's the link, and an extra picture cause im feeling nice
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>>58780638
You're just jealous of him and his highly successful youtube channel
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>>58780673
>528 subs
>highly successful
wat
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>>58780546
Haven't plugged it in yet, feels light. Spun it around and it seemed straight without weird noises. Should work fine

>>58780610
Same store as the pepe stickers
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/a/32712657669.html

It's freaking great, take a look around.
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>>58780653
>slav pepe
Fuck yes. Thanks.
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>>58780408
link to fan?
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>>58780673
I heard that he made so much money from YouTube advertising and referral links that he bought a BM 800 made from solid gold and that he got Elon Musk himself to do the capacitor mod to it.
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>>58780727
>>58780546
oh yeah, here's the link for the fan
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/a/32612918328.html
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I have 800 GB points, what should I get?
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>>58780930
Xiaomeme robot vacuum cleaner. We haven't had enough reviews of that one here yet.
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>>58780930
UNIC UC40 projector
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>>58780540
go to bed kiddo
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Anyone had packages that you didn't receive in the estimated timeframe, requested a refund and got a refund, but then the package appeared a couple of weeks after you'd have run out of buyer protection anyway?

Do you feel guilty? Is there a way to prevent "fucking over" poor chinks like this? Do you contact them to pay them back or do you just live with it?
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>>58781180
are you serious? Poor chinks? The ones at the bottom get the same wage, regardless if you fuck them over.
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>>58781180
yes, you obviously contact them.
else they send you powder (anthrax).
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>>58781180
If you want to be a good person you contact them, buy the same item that you refunded and tell them not to ship it. You got what you bought and they got their money.
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>>58781180
I always extend buyer protection.
I had shit take 3 months to arrive, even though postage stamps confirmed the seller shipped it quickly.

Only in one case there was chinkery but it was obvious from the feedback left after I ordered it.
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>>58781180
never happened with chinks from aliexpress but I've had that happen with western online stores
I contacted them because I'm a good person and paid the full price for it. They gave me a 10% coupon after that, the cheap fucks
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Yeahh boii
On the 7th I'm getting A Xiaomeme Redmi Note 3 Pro and, since I've never dealt with MIUI I'd like to know if I should change rom as soon as it arrives or just don't do anything.
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>>58781236
Why not just wait for the Redmi Pro 2?

probably getting released soon

http://www.phonearena.com/news/Xiaomi-Redmi-Pro-2-images-and-specs-leak-4500-mAh-battery-6GB-of-RAM-for-premium-model_id90585

http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_pro_2-8558.php
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>>58781271
stop spreading that poorly photoshop sketch rumors

the fucking soc they are suppose to be using is not even announced, and why the fuck would they put oled panel in it when even their higher Mi line dont have it?
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>>58781271
>The base model with 4GB RAM/64GB storage will go for roughly around $230
That's the price in China so it'll probably resell closer to $300

>>58781311
The first Redmi Pro also has a OLED display
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>>58781271
'cause I don't like the desing and overall I'm poor.
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>>58781352
design*
fuck the chinkpad keyboard
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>>58781236
If it's a vendor ROM then then yeah, change them ROM to the official global ROM or the Xiaomi.eu ROM.
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>mfw waiting for Mi note 2 price drop
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>>58781372
I'd like to change it to a less-bloated rom as possible. I won't use neither Google nor facebook. So I guess RR or LineageOS might do the trick.
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>>58781180
no no that's not how it works. part of the price is refund&fuckery overhead, if one in ten purchases are scams/failures they just increase the price by 10%. if you're in the lucky 10% just take it as repayment for the other ten times you paid 110%
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>>58781411
I'd give MIUI a try, you might actually like it. But sure, that's an option too.
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>>58781422
>part of the price is refund&fuckery
So anon doing what a good person would do would reduce the price we all pay
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https://wwwhide_login_modal=true&from_ad=pla4&_display_country_coiwDdw

Is wish a chink site? This BM800 comes with the scissor arm and pop filter and it's cheaper than the mic costs by itself of chinkbest and aliexpress.

Will I get chinked boys?
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https://www.wish.com/c/582d97c00efc661ddf662b29?hide_login_modal=true&from_ad=pla4&_display_country_code=US&gclid=CJ3BwbrX9NECFQsQgQodHAwDdw
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>>58781474
Only if everyone else does it as well, which they obviously don't because most Chinese shoppers are Russians or Pajeets.
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>>58781474
>>58781545
>people do this
hory shet xin hong! we just made 10% for free! time to get two bowls of rice today
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>>58781513
>>58781495
FUCK. These go together.
P-Please respond
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why are there no smartwatches in the infographic?
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>>58781635
yes wish is a chink site
mostly chicks use it.
its usually more expensive than other chink sites/amazon which is why it isn't very popular here
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Any links for alternative earpads for Superlux HD668B?
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>>58781761
chinks can't into "smart" anything
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How about Curren X4?

NEW CURREN X4 Smart phone watch Heart Rate Step counter Stopwatch Ultra thin Bluetooth Wearable Devices Sport For IOS Android
http://s.aliexpress.com/vAbiQfIz
(from AliExpress Android)
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>>58781801
does my deal look tho?
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>>58782006
Shit.
$12 gets you the bracket.
$18 gets you the microphone.
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I'm looking for one of those small wireless keyboards with touchpad

Any recommendations?
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Is it too late to get a RN3P and is it better to wait for a newer xiaomeme?
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>>58782099
Okay I see. see I would have got chinked bc I didn't pay attention
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>>58782178
are you a girl that you want 5.5" huge phone?
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>>58780534
why
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PSA: Xiaomi started to lock EDL mode on all of its new phones. the old deep flash cables doesn't work wither.

This is apparently a new deepflash cable that is needed to put the device in EDL mode. Instead of shorting the black and green cable, the cable for this one requires shorting the black and white one. You could also unlock the bootloader of your device, and then EDL mode is unlocked and you can enter EDL through fastboot or adb.

http://en.miui.com/thread-491655-1-1.html
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>>58782339
lol handlet
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>>58782359
Requesting a unlock code would be easier, no need to fuck around with cables.
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>>58782390
You can't unlock on vendor roms, only on China dev. if your phone arrives with vendor rom you have no choice anymore.
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>>58781180
on a similar note, i just received an order today that the seller never marked as shipped, and .theres only a couple processing days left. what do? send the guy a message or just assume hes gonna mark it as shipped when he gets back from his new years vacation?
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>>58782359
damn, i was looking to buy a phone very soon. does this only affect the note 4x or are they retroactively making the change to the rest of the lineup (current note 4 pro, note 3 pro, mi4c)?
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2 items arrived, 2 more to go.
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>>58780389
>200 word essay
nice meme
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>>58782609
Link for that tool?
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>>58782669
Sure give me a minute, I gotta find it.
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>>58782527
Redmi Note 4, Redmi 4 Pro, Mi5s/5s+ are affected.
Old models aren't as far as I know.
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>>58782359
what does this mean?

no custom roms?
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>>58782669
http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_16234.html
It was more cheaper when I bought it, maybe you can find it cheaper on ali or ebay.
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>>58780324
Best android tablet for around $200?
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Accidentally spilled a glass of red wine on my XL xiaomi mousepad.
Doesn't appear to have stained or absorbed any liquid at all.
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>>58782359

Good, no more vendor roms.
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>>58783214
Just get a non-chink tablet (Nvidia shield K1 or Nexus 9 for example). A chink tablet is only worth it if you want one with Windows.
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>>58783452
What's wrong with chink android tablets?
Why would anybody suggest Windows over Android?
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>>58783452
Which one has a better battery life?
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My WMO 1.1 is starting to fail. Are there any good chinkmice?
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Are Curren watches any good?
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>>58783452
What's a good windows tablet around 8"?
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>>58783471
Most of the chink tablets are stuck on 5.1 lollipop
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>>58782426
can't you flash dev rom normally?
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>>58783641
Teclast X80 Plus / Pro / Power
Teclast X89 Kindow
Chuwi Hi8 Pro
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>>58783642
Doesn't seem like a big deal honestly, unless it's a particularly buggy version
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>>58783623
Yeah, they're good. Curren have some really nice looking watches too
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>>58780497

they fucking suck. too small, not comfortable. not soothing really. used it for a day then chucked it. at least it was only a few bucks.

if you really fidget a lot just disassemble a pen or some shit.

source: bought one myself
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>>58783946
>if you really fidget a lot just disassemble a pen or some shit.
goddamnit ive been wondering why the fuck you would ever want something to just fidget with then i realized i cannot have a pen in my hands for more than a minute without taking the thing apart. maybe i do have autism after all. of the 2 pens on my desk, all that remains is a double decker monster pen with a bit of a paperclip sticking out disguised as the ink tip and a spring launching device.
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>>58783642
Can't you just wipe it and install a newer version?
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>>58780653
Thank you
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why has my shit sat in chicago since 1/26/2017?

Fuck these guys
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anyone know of any usb drive sellers that actually have the advertised capacity? need a couple as cheap as possible.
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My V-Moda Boom pro finally arrived, i thoughtit was lost or something since the tracking number didn't update, but it showed up today, package was smaller than i thought. i tested it with a pair of Skullcandy headphones and a ~1$ sound card on my ps3 and on my pc and it works great on both. the audio on this thing is really good.
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>>58784448
Just buy SanDisk / transcend locally. Prices would be almost the same
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>>58784401
88% of Chicagoans are chinese or chinese spies and it's chink new year
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>>58784401
Same
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LONGEST RANGE BAOFENG??
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>>58784940
are you an idiot?
did you even look at the picture you posted before asking that question?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClSch3zLC0k

anyone got one of these?
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>>58785070
no
give me
tldr
fag
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>>58785088
maybe read the infographic dumbass
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>>58785137
cbb hun
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>>58785087
I had one, it felt really good in my butthole.
Then I sent it to Big Clive.
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>>58784940
a cellphone
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Got these KZ ATRs to replace my stolen ATEs. They suck huge dick and the "ultra bass" is a complete lie. I got chinked. These are very flat. Not sure if foam tips would help.

Are the ZSTs as good as they look? Before you shill, x6 is in the mail.
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>>58785087
>I posted it again!
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>>58785499
Why would you not just get more ATEs m8?
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>>58784580
mine since 1/26, at this rate ill forget about it and my fedex guy will steal it like he did my gtx1080 (i got another one free but he acts weird after that shit.)
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>>58780540
It is 200 words. That takes like 15 minutes. Just do it, kid.
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>>58785499
Why would you be looking for any other headphones when you already have sonic perfection in a beautifully crafted form factor winging its way to your door?
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>>58785499
just ordered a pair of ATEs and ATE hope they sound great
>>58785707
he probably sucks at writing
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>>58785632
Damn that sucks
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Does anyone know how to refund an order before it ships in the DHgate app? Or how to find out which email is connected to the account? Thanks.
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>>58785952
He is just a lazy fuck.

> /g/ in a nutshell I suppose.
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>>58785613
I probably will, they're on eBay for $5 right now. Might just get two pair and hoard
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>>58786125
What the fuck is that
That's cool
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>>58786380
a childrens tattoo
but illuminati symbols
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>>58785499
Update: I pulled the screens out and now they're noticably louder. The issue isn't so much that they're flat but that they perform poorly at high volume, lots of distortion on the low end. Now I can use them at lower volume and they sound alright.

ATE is absolutely superior in every way though.
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>>58786467
fucking hell

still kinda radical
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>>58785499
You should have bought the Swing DIY IE-800s or the VJJB K4S or Remax 610D or Kz IE-80s or fucking Kz ATE-S/ZS3
then if you wanted bass
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>>58786563
The Remax 610D have overall less distortion in
sound at higher vol, if my memory serves correctly (My ATEs broke after 7 months of use a year ago)
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>>58785707
>>58780389
I know this is just a meme, but how would you write a 200 word essay on the history of China? That isn't even enough to write anything comprehensive about a single event, let alone a general history. This post is exactly fifty seven words long, and that's around one fourth of what he has to write.
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IS IT WISE TO ORDER MY BM 800, SCISSOR ARM, AND POP FILTER TODAY. WHEN DOES CHINK NEW YEARS END?
>t. PROFESSIONAL YELLIST
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>>58786880
When did it start? I have some things from over a month ago that haven't arrived yet.
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Can sellers selectively choose who they want to leave feedback on Aliexpress? What the fuck?
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>>58786946
28th. I saw people talking about it a lot on the csg's . I think it ends tomorrow but not sure
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POST CUTE!!
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overpriced autism cube guy returns
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Magic-Fidget-Cube-Toys-For-Girl-Boys-Best-Sale-Christmas-Gift-Creative-Funny-Novelty-Toy-Useless/32769329833.html

just don;t buy to a this seller it's total shit.
of course customer service is shit too this is worst seller

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Quality-Silicone-Buttons-Camouflage-Fidget-Cube-Toy-Anti-Srtress-Fidget-Stress-Relieve/32787121554.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10000032_119_10000025_10000029_430_10000028_10060_10062_10056_10055_10000062_10054_10059_10099_10000022_10000012_10103_10000015_10102_10096_10000018_10000019_10000056_10000059_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051_10000053_10000007_10000050_10084_10083_10000047_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10115_10037_10000041_10000044_10078_10079_10077_10000038_429_10073_10000035_10121-10102,searchweb201603_9,afswitch_2,single_sort_3_default&btsid=6c437d85-dab7-4315-a7f0-77e02e6daa16

i don't know this is fake or shit but it look same as overpriced shit that i bought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0d83pl7ZM8
fucking jewish faggots video that describing cube
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>>58780637
I'm kind of surprised Comfy hasn't done this yet. C'mon m8, get on it.
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I bought a Zuk Z2 from Banggood (the one that was linked here often). Word of warning:

If you do, get a sealed product (which might not be sealed anyway because mine was "sealed" but still had malware installed on it.)

Great phone so far but I can't find an official rom to flash on it for the life of me, and there is no LineageOS build for it yet.
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got a hobby knife today.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HILDA-Non-Slip-Metal-Scalpel-Knife-Tools-Kit-Cutter-Engraving-Craft-knives-5-pcs-Blade-Mobile/32740476619.html

cuts nicely through plastic, actually does come with all the blades it says it does (5 plus the one already on the knife) and it has a nice little plastic blade holder for em so it doesnt kill your postman. however the blades are a bit on the fat side so they dont work with my old overpriced store bought knife.

>>58784488
dats smart but not any fun
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>>58782609
Is that a tie clip? What's the chain for? I bought one but then felt too self-conscious to wear it.
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>>58786880
It has already ended a week ago
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Anyone know any good sellers for art supplies? I'm talking brush pens, art pencils, paper, charcoal, etc.
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>>58787254
There are options:
http://zukfans.eu/community/forums/custom-z2plus-rom-releases.16/
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>>58787254
Flash mokee.
http://zukfans.eu/community/threads/official-mokee-roms.1005/
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>>58788126
>http://zukfans.eu/community/threads/official-mokee-roms.1005/
mokee has adware apparently, but also gives good battery life
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>find cute cat bookmarks
>none of the cats look like my cat
what's the point :^(
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>>58788200
Paint your cat with chink paint, problem solved
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>>58788102
What would be the best option?
>>
Anyone have fight stick recs?
>>
I have like $20 to spend on a bunch of stupid shit like stickers, maybe a mouse pad from alibaba.

i''ll buy anything you link here
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>>58788367
No.

Not even parts are cheap anymore.
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>>58788277
I dunno. I'm using mokee and it's ok. Some stuff is a little weird, like the play store isn't detecting my country correctly, which means I currently can't use the Amazon Prime video app. The camera app works, which other ROMs have apparently had issues with. If you're concerned about malware, keep in mind that mokee is maintained by a Chinese group. I don't much care if the Chinese are spying on me or whatever, though, since I figure that by the time Chinese spying matters to me, I'm fucked anyway.
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>>58788411
damn
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>>58788418
With Mokee they aren't exactly spying on you, but they are pretty much 100% confirmed to be putting in adware preinstalled. that adware can get information from you, afaik. It's probably not a sincere worry.

I'm stuck trying to reseach whether I should use Stock or this "FRANKIE ROM v2 - 20161003" which is like an edited official rom with some conveniences pre-installed. This is my first android phone so... kind of kicked myself off into the deepend by picking up a chink-phone.
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>Price: 0.39 - 4.99
>all color choices are 4.99, and for some reason there is a pencil case or sheet of stickers as a "color" for under a dollar so that the listing will show up on the first page when someone sorts by price
When will this chinkery be outlawed?
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>>58782178
RN3P is still king, all things considered.
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>>58788418
Is it possible to go in and remove the adware from Mokee after install? It really does seem like it's the best rom for it.
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>>58782178
Get a Mi Max tbqh, I'm a 5'2" qt grill(Male) and I handle it fine~
>>
Redmi Note 3 Pro International Edition or Redmi 4 Pro? Currently have a Redmi 3 16gb/2gb and it's getting pretty fucking unbearable due to ram management even with miui optimisation off.

Leaning towards the RN3P (Kate) because of the better reception and 4g coverage. However, the Redmi 4 Pro does look like a solid phone with excellent battery and form factor.
>>
Just bought $30 worth of random shit from Ali.

Now to wait $30+ days
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>>58788904
What did you buy
>>
>>58788761
Mi Max :')
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>>58780324
?Three months ago
>Ordered a USB extender
>Didn't come within 45 days
>Opened dispute and got a refund
>Seller messages me saying if it arrives, contact and pay again
>Arrives 2 days later
>Made a post on CSG and you fuckers told me to pay them
>They ask me to buy another one and give them the purchase #
>Paid for it, sent them the # and they replied saying it was all fine.
>Fast forward to today
>Another one arrived

Whatever then retards. Not even going to bother going through that again.
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>>58788960
Too big fampai
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>>58788968
>>58788557
It doesn't feel that big and is super comfy to type on and for general use, battery is fantastic.
If you don't carry a bag with you and want to keep it in a pocket (risk dropping it like most normies do, never cracked a phone personally)
Then maybe smaller is better, but the Mi Max definitely doesn't feel as huge as it looks on paper, I find it quite comfy and am 5'2".
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>>58788926
snuff dispenser
18650 head lamp
some pepe stickers
trump coin
a few digital hygrometers
58mm rubber hood lens
a phone case
wire cutters
zip ties
peppermint inhalers
titanium spork
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>>58787385
are you buying car models from chinkland too? i want some toegay cars too
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>>58789033
Beautiful rear end pix ruined by shitty animu fampai sensu maid...
>>
>>58781999
>go the same watch different brand and model number.

>bottom of screen has ok and enter buttons.
>ok button or bottom left side of the screen no longer works.
>>
>>58788965
At least you tried
>>
>>58789033
fuck I love Skylines
>>
Does aliexpress make custom shit?

like if I want to make custom metal logos and shit?
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>>58789268
Some custom stuff yes, maybe not what you're looking to get
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>>58789264
samesies. they're fucking everywhere in tokyo, such beautiful looking and sounding motor vehicles
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Ebin ;DD

>>58789268
You can find tailor made suits and dresses, but you have to spend around $100 if you want it with good materials, it's weird how in China labour is dirt cheap but materials are still very expensive.
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Looking for a chink graphics tablet.

Any recommendations?
>>
>>58788459
Never.
This also happen on Ebay and it sucks balls.
>>
>>58783623
They're decent, but their sub-dials are decorative. For $20 and up you can get chink watches with functional sub-dials.
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>>58780324
Any good chink 50inch TV's?

Or should I buy one in store like a normie?
>>
>>58789522
I'd be interested in this as well.
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>>58789670
if you live in russia you can get a xiaomi tv for $300 with free shipping, elsewhere i think you have to pay about $200 shipping

otherwise, normie TV yea
>>
>>58789684
But like the TV's here are like $1099 for a 1080p 50 inch TV. So I may as well spend the extra on shipping?
>>
>>58789700
where the fuck do you live? with xiaomi you get basically no warranty so it's probably better to just buy locally i think
>>
>>58789700
+tax
>>
>>58789710
Australia

https://hisense.com.au/electronics/tv/all/?filter=4-50-59

Products like Sony, LG, Samsung, Panasonic and BenQ cost around $800 for the cheapest. While at 50" @ 1080p
>>
>>58789748
Yeah, that's not even including tax!
>>
Anyone got a link on ali for the pull to eject keychain in the infographic? can only find bulk orders for $100+
>>
>>58788409
don't get stupid shit, get something useful or products that are sold by jews on your country
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Lockpicking practice set? Anyone bought any?
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>>58789988
reported to police
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How do I actually write the reviews?
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>>58789988
I mean I would. But I don't wanna spend 20 bucks on a skill I won't use (I'm not a filthy nigger)
>>
>>58790010
In "My Orders" page, for products you've confirmed receiving, you'll see a reviews button. Click it, write review, submit.
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>>58790007
It's for educational purpose only!
>>
Is there such a thing as a cheap 3g signal antenna/booster? I spend a lot of time in the desert and the internet here is shit.
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>>58790199
An antenna or a battery powered wifi router that you drop at a point where you can get signal, and then you juice up the signal from that.

How high bitrate do you actually need? Could you consider delving into linux and packet over radio?

Honestly though, since you're out in the desert, probably camping, I guess a huge antenna wouldn't be a terrible choice.
>>
>>58790234
Well, ideally I'm thinking about something I can plug directly into my phone. Also I'd rather not drop tech around in the base, someone will take it. Doesn't there exist some simple antenna or small router with an antenna connection?
>>
>>58790259
Honstly, if you don't mind being hobo as fuck, try this.

http://www.instructables.com/id/3g-dish-antenna-in-5-minutes-at-0-dollareuro/
>>
I want to buy a reverse view camera for my 2008 Ford Transit, anyone got any recommendations?
>>
>>58786755
>one fourth
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>>58790271
Hobo is great, but does there exist such an antenna as in the pic to plug into a phone?
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>>58790305
Plugging into a phone? I don't think so. A phones antenna is a small, small chip soldered to a PCB. You'd have to replace the PCB, the chip, or something to that effect. You effectively will need a hotspot, or a physical solution. I saw one youtube video purporting that an antenna that they have, with a small self-adhesive pad could boost signal. I don't know about its efficacy, but I imagine it could work.
>>
>>58790346
Ok then, can you recommend a chinkshit router with a sim card slot and preferably and antenna connection?
>>
>>58780497
>Fidget
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Fidget_Cube

the ones linked in OP (Aliexpress as well as the $24 one) seem to be the from the same manufacturer, from what I can tell

it's currently the best clone according to some videos and overall reviews, but it will still develop issues wiht the joystick
>>
>>58790372
No. Look for one with good reviews, I'm no authority.
>>
>Day + 2
>The Chinks still haven't shipped my package

Fucking Chinks.
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Xiaomeme Meme Pad 2 64 GB for €196.29, cop or not?
>>
>>58790480
Make sure it's the Android version and not the Windows 10 one.
>>
>>58790480
not, buy the nvidia shield k1 from amazon, same internals as the mempad 2, but actually has dev support and nvidia is really good with updates.
>>
>11.11 bought VE Monks from ali
>Haven't arrived and tracking says the parcel was in China, no changes since late November
>Requested extension of buyer protection, ends next week

What to do now? Dispute?
>>
>>58790529
>same internals
>only 2gb of ram
>only 16 gb storage
>cortex-a15
>lower res screen
>>
Do sellers on Aliexpress have more time to respond to disputes due to the holidays? I've been waiting for a week for the seller's response. I suspect Aliexpress system broke...
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>>58790529
>>M-muh Gaymin' Tablet
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>>58790630
Apologies, was thinking about the memepad 1

>>58790642
>not actually knowing that the shield k1 is a great tablet even if you don't play vidya
>>
Someone tell me if I'm stupid or this is a great deal.
http://s.aliexpress.com/qIFrAfYF
I'm getting a screen protector for muh rmn3p, because the shit foil that came with it is going to crap.
>>
>>58790480
Check whether Huawei is cheaper
>>
>>58790673
just get a non-brand one under $1, they're all same shit
>>
>>58790697
The under 1$ ones are foils, aren't they?
This is suppose to be the thicker stuff?
>>
>>58790713
nah I paid 60 cents for my tempered glass protector and it's great, came in a box with wipes, no difference compared to 3€ one I had earlier
>>
>>58790734
How fast do protectors go bad? Never used any before.
>>
>>58790745
until you shatter it when you drop the phone
>>
>>58790745
My glass one lasted two years until it did its job sacrificing itself to protect my phone's screen when I dropped it.
>>
>>58790673
I paid like 3€ for 5 screen protectors from my local ebay, no need to wait for china
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What do in this situation?
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>>58790795
get THE FUCK OUT
>>
>>58790875
nothing, if the parcel don't arrive in time you get it for free, it's part of the price
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>>58790795
>>
>>58790875
kindly cancel the dispute
>>
>>58790875
>not asking for a prolonging of buyer's protection 3 days before it runs out
that is how you end up on a blacklist, anon
>>
What happens if you are black listed?
>>
>>58791136
Your personal info gets posted on a site for disgruntled sellers, for the littlest of things too.
>>
>>58791158
is this a real thing or something chinks have made up? sounds like it'd never happen
>>
>>58791178
http://www.vkvan.com/index
>>
>>58791136
>>58791188
How do you even get yourself blacklisted?
>>
>>58791375
give a bad review for bad service.
>>
>>58789988
I bought this one
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Padlocks-Lock-Crystal-Cutaway-Of-Training-Skill-Pick-Lock-For-Beginners-Locksmith-With-Two-Keys-Locksmith/32700946203.html

and its very nice. somehow feels too easy when its clear. almost like cheating
>>
>>58783563
imitation mice like a fake wmo 1.1 or intellimouse 3.0.
The shape is the same but different internals, mine would spin out if I swiped my mouse fast.

Do yourself a favor and buy a good mouse.
>>
>>58789988
fun to play around with, Im pretty bad at the whole picking thing but its cool seeing how the lock works.
I'd get a small vice to hold to the lock because picking while holding it is annoying.

something like this
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Vice/32731080239.html
>>
>>58790875
I wouldn't cancel the dispute till u get the package.
>>
>>58791158
So basically nothing? Most of my money is in bitcoin anyway.
>>
>>58791878
>Anyone could potentially look you up and find out about your chinkshit habits
>Address etc is also listed
>Any chink vendor that uses the list might not sell to you unless you spoof some details
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>>58780534
Do something, pussy.

>>58780497
Get this instead. It's better in every way. http://www.gearbest.com/novelty-toys/pp_587653.html (but wait for a flash sale, they go down to $9.99)
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/fidget-dodecahedron/32790419329.html
>>
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>>58780497
also edc spinners for autism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13jScMXI8bg
>>
>>58791188
What do I search for to see if I am on the list? Do I just search for my address or name?
>>
Xiaomi Bluetooth speaker for $36.99 with the coupon XIAOMIBG
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_241960.html?wid=21

XDuoo X2 audio player for $31.99 with the coupon XDuooX2
http://www.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_373989.html
>>
>>58791997
just type in your last name and see what shows up
really glad im not on the list
>>
>>58791900
>might not sell to you
Aliexpress should add extra $$ if you win the dispute. Like extra $10 for every $100 you win through dispute.
>>
>>58792074
You already stand to keep what you ordered if you try and chink the chinks, they won't encourage abuse even more.
>>
>aliexpress is disabling economic shipping to Russia for orders over 2$ and for all orders to Ukraine and Belarus
Thanks a lot you scammer fucks, really helped us few wholesome people in Russia out.
>>
Any suggestions for a good matte screen protecter for Redmeme 4 Primeme?
>>
>>58792114
>matte
don't
>>
>>58792126
Why not? I've not even taken the film it comes with off yet because the matte is so nice.
>>
>>58792137
the grain it produces is awful
>>
>>58792168
But then I can pretend to be a nostalgiafaggot who blindly believes all 80s anime were better.
What's a decent one that curves around the 2.5D glass then? If there are any.
>>
>>58791970
They're all over AliExpress already.
>>
I just made my most expensive purchase on Gearbest, 65$ for a mod + atomizer.
>Vapenational socialism :^)
>>
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I'm never getting my shit, am I?
>>
>>58792557
Depends on what it is, why even live in the shithole bulgaria where post steals your shit.
>>
>>58792570
Like I have a choice.
>>
>>58792557
Dispute that shit already.
>>
>>58792084
What if they did not even send it? You won't get anything.
>>
>>58792647
I extended the Buyer Protection period. Between Christmas, (Western) New Year and Chinese New Year, there were no doubt many causes for delay. I'll dispute it if I get no update for the next 10 days.
>>
>>58789522
>>58789683
General recs are:
- Huion H610 Pro
- Cube iWork11 Stylus
- Wacom Intous Photo Pen and Touch
- Ugee-HK1060
- Huion Giano

In short, Huion is for Chinese drawing tablets.
>>
>>58792487
what did you get?
>>
>>58792557
stolen by sunny beach police department :^)
>>
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>>58792906
First time
>>
Just got these with for m'lady with domestic shipping because fuck me I forgot to order 2 months ahead
>>
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/torch/32290757445.html

c/n?

Also I want a blacklight to see uv stains.
>>
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Looking at repro carts for various systems, and these Pokemon games I found are literally just flashcarts with a pre-loaded microsd.

Other DS carts I've found just look like legit carts with no microsd slot.
>>
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>>58792985
I darent take the leap to rebuildables. I prefer to get ripped off buying coils.
>>
>>58792106
link? when did this happen?
>>
>>58792106
just move lmao what is a decent person doing in russia?
>>
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This was a few days ago but I just got chinked hard on eBay. I bought eight Cherry MX Blues to replace the switches on another keyboard and guess what? They sent me two Outemu Blues (left on pic related). They could have at least sent me good chink shit like Gaterons. REEEEEE
>>
>>58793161
http://seller.aliexpress.com/notices/article-2174.html?tracelog=menotice07

Apparently this, I'm pretty sure it just says that free delivery methods are going to be unavailable, not delivery itself.

They even have an honorary mention of fucking Russian Post for losing their packets, most likely related to highlights of 2016 package stealing by post and sorting center workers.
I swear, Russia is beyond help, everyone steals from post/market workers to government workers.
>>
>>58793331
Ukrainian post isn't much better but there's an alternative one which is OK. hope they'll switch most deliveries to that one.
>>
>>58793331
How will russophiles ever recover
>>
>>58793619
Russophile is someone who loves Russians, you meant to say Russkies or something like that,
>>
>>58780324

Does anyone know if the new redmi note 4 with snapdragon will have band 4 like the note 3 pro does?
>>
>>58793844
It only has LTE band 3(1800), 5(850), 40(2300)
>>
>>58793864

You sure thats not the mediatek one?
>>
>>58793192
literally this
>>
>>58792557
what the are you waiting for at this point? open a dispute you cuckold
>>
>>58790633
They certainly have enough time to give me bullshit excuses despite the holidays
>>
>>58793937
It's a phone meant for the Indian market and those are the LTE bands in use in India
http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_note_4-8531.php
>>
What was the website to check for recent price changes on Aliexpress stuff?
>>
>>58794090
I use Aliexpress Assistant plugin for Chrome.
>>
>>58794090
Aliprice.com
>>
>>58794107
>>58794142
Thanks
>>
Lads this isn't strictly a chinkshit question but does anyone have experience using other ROMs on the note 3?

I bought a mediatek one like the retard I am, and xda/mi forums are full of barely literate pajeets. Is there a "stock" google ROM that I can install for ricing purposes?
>>
any other 1 cent deals or 1 bux ebay mouses?
>>
>>58794090
>>58794107
>>58794142
>>58794187
That addon adds a ref link to everything you buy though...
>>
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Quadcopters are pretty great.
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>>58788993
Well that's great but I'm a girl with small hands and 5.5" phones are too big to me so 6.4" is out of the question.
>>
HELP /CSG/ I CAN'T STOP BUYING USELESS CHINESE SHIT
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Really wanting a knife as an /edc/, has anyone had results buying clones off chink sites?

Looking at a Spyderco clone for $17 in all black


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-Spider-Para-Military-2-Folding-Blade-Knife-9CR13MOV-Blade-Carbon-Fiber-Handle-Camping-Pocket-Outdoor/32703292196.html?scm=1007.13339.33317.0&pvid=d67a5625-5138-4197-9d6f-0d0b6f17d477&tpp=1
>>
>>58794347
>mediakek
you got chinked m8, mediatek does not publish source code or kernel, which means no custom roms
>>
>>58794799
So I'm totally fucked? Staying on miui 7 forever unless I use some ported ROM full of bugs?
>>
>>58794347
Why tf would you buy the mediakek version??
>>
>>58794843
sue mediatek for violating GPL, force them to hand over the source and write us a rom
>>
>>58794852
I needed a phone at that time, and saw a note 3 on amazon so I went for it rather than wait a month for a gearbest one to arrive

I didn't realise how much I fucked up until now
>>
Any recommendations on a chink scientific calculator,i want at least the same features that the Casio FX-570ES Plus offers but at a budget price.
>>
>>58794695
If you're looking for a PM2 blade design, you can try these Ganzo knives from Gearbest. They have the Spyderco blade shape and a Benchmade-like axis lock, real G10 handle and 440C steel. I prefer this over the actual clones.

Ganzo F729-CF (carbon fiber handle)
http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_603467.html?wid=21

Ganzo G729 (G10 handle, 4 colors)
http://www.gearbest.com/ganzo-g729-_gear/
>>
>>58794941
Would you even be allowed to use a chink calculator in exams?

My buddy wasn't able to use his knock off when he was taking some exam, but that was a long ass time ago.
>>
How are chink wallets?
The wiki has no leads on this, I haven't used a real wallet in a long while and I want my shit back in one place again.
Any standout brands or models?
>>
>>58794462
If it doesn't hurt me I'm fine with supporting the developer this way.
>>
>>58795035
I am still using a generic leather chink shit wallet I bought from eBay from years ago. Just buy whatever you think looks good. They're generally of decent quality.
>>
>>58795035
Bought one some time ago. Can't find it and it's missing from my orders list for some reason.

Looked really nice. Even got complemented for it on a couple of occasions. Started falling apart slightly after a little more than half a year. Not like completely - it was still perfectly usable but I got a non-chink wallet for xmas so my dad or brother took it. Would buy again if I'll be in need of one.
>>
>>58795210
tfw people compliment me for my chink shit and I tell them how much I bought it for
>>
Who's got a link for chinky ASP batons?
I know one of you fucks is stockpiling a chink arsenal.
>>
Anyone who knows of any nice body pillows? Not those with anime girls on, just regular ones.
>>
>>58795279
>>>/lgbt/
>>
>>58780653

ordered thanks
>>
>>58795051
t. the developer
>>
Where can I get myself a mail-order gf? With free shipping to Poland pls.
>>
New thread here
>>58795647
>>58795647
>>58795647
>>
>>58792985
>Serpent mini + pico
That was my setup.
>>
>>58793099
Im pretty diy and I have a mate who knows this shit, watched one video and I know this.
>>
>>58793099
It's cheaper so y not.
Nice 3cell btw, my mate has the same.

>>58795683
I love the size and I don't need more, great choice I think.
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