What are your computer names? My first PC: Jerry My first laptop:

Hitlerious
Stalin for time
Barack Osama

I name all my servers and computers 'J'

My PC is called "thedogsbollocks"
my laptop is called "thefrenchtickler"
My router is called "Thegimp"

bing beng

googoo

baaaabbaaaa

Caspar
Melchior
Balthasar

I can't think of a name for my machines aside wanting to follow a theme

Desktop: name starting with A, Alpha? Arthur?
Laptop: name starting with B. Can't think of anything

chauncey
benson
winston
thegibson
jeeves

>>52933575
Ass-pounder

>>52933575
PC: BBBox
Laptop: portable-cogitator

First PC: The Cage
Second PC: Cage pt 2
Home media PC: Captain Jack Sparrow
Laptop: PortaCage

Austin@5820k

PC: Grimlock
Laptop: Lazerbeak
Server: Ravage
Router: Soundwave

>>52933575
Autismo9000
S.P.E.R.G V1

Infant beheader
Toddler decapitator
Avulsed baby limbs
Pineapple sodomachine

>>52934312
>>52934299
>>52933593
underage

Server (the big iron): bender
Desktop: fry
HTPC: leela
Netbook: nibbler
Phone: brainslug

Yeah, I got a theme going.

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>>52934331
nice

Bill, Bob(pic related), Chomp and Whump(not pictured

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>>52933575
Main PC:Blood Machine (because pic related)
Second PC:Matrix
Third PC:Ryuko

and probably unnecessary,but my occasional Linux machine being an old Xbox:

Xbox:Damn Small Linux - that's the box' actual name,since I run XDSL on it.

Desktop: Beowulf
Laptop: Odysseus
Phone: Aeneas

Generally try to match the power of the device to the hero.

Oh hey it's another information gathering survey thread.

Kokone
CafeAlpha

>>52934406
I kind of did the same except with monsters. My latest computer's name was hydra until the motherboard surged and fried itself.

>>52934877
>he thinks any company would care about completely arbitrary names

Psyche

>My first laptop: Lappy
dude that made me fucking react physically. how much worse can it get

>>52935447
It's cute. :3

>Jamal
just guess why

I name mine after Norse deities

Step up, *my name*'s Macbook Pro

>2016
>giving your devices cute names

underage b& for everyone

Never really gave much of a shit so I just use NATO phonetics(alfa bravo charlie delta and so on) for machines that need to be named.

Server: Mothership
NAS: The Hivemind
Router: CommSat
HTPC: Relay
Desktop: Starship Destroyer
Laptop: Starship Frigate
Netbook: Starship Ranger
Phone: Starship Scout

Each with an afixed unique letter+number at the end for each new device or upgrade.

>>52933575

nigger

PC : Harwell Dekatron.
Laptop : magnum opus.

>>52933688
Beta, bravo,

>>52933575
My first pc: sliw piece of shit
My current laptop: Misdreavus

>>52933575
coolguysPC

First Desktop named after Astérix :
>computer : Le Village
>drives : La forêt, Petitbonum...
>Accounts (familial desktop) : Falbala, Obélix...

Second deskop, same shit with nordic mithology, I don't remember what

First laptop : Red Force, with red stickers and deco

Second laptop : Green Force, with green sheme.

Current desktop : Festival, drives have stage names.

>>52933662
Wypierdalaj.

>>52933575
desktop: archlinux_pc
laptop: arch_pc

Historie:

1st PC: Home
1st private PC: Upstairs
2nd PC: Downstairs

>>52933575
Smegmaster
Fromundacheddar
Smellmyfinger

Desktop: The_Bitch
Laptop: Alienware

FUCKUP

gomputer

>>52933575
Mr computer

>>52933575
Nice try G-man, you won't have none of my data

>>52933575
What up shill bot. I thought NSA was dead, why not shed your prine directive and do what the rest of us do, live free.

>>52937003
>>52936921
NSA and other botnets don't need to fucking ask on Taiwanese realdoll manufacturing forums for your far more sensitive data than something as pointless as a computer name.

>>52937039
Misinform all you want. I spoof my pc's names every time they reboot

main pc is hesiodos
older pc is homeros
laptop is t43 because fuck originality

Used to be Black Light for my desktop and Cobalt Strike for my laptop, nowadays my list is more like
>Tiger - Desktop
>Ocelot - Laptop
>Jaguar - Server that isn't really used ever
>Lynx - Intel NUC
>Bobcat - Phone

My first and still current rig: Cockwobbler

Old laptop: Thrillhouse
Desktop: Koikuma

>>52934331
But what about zoidberg.??

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Hisui

pic related.

PC: Bolt Crank
Laptop: Bolt Crank Laptop
Soon-to-be-server linux machine: Nitori

PC: Valkyrie
Laptop: Tyr

Work computer is the standard <first initial><last name>.

Desktop is probably <Firstname>-PC

Laptop is the only thing I've named for funsies. I got the lenovo yoga so I named it DownwardDog.

Older laptop was Lappy at one point then probably when through a dozen name changes since on that and my desktop I installed a different distro like monthly.

>>52933575
>Jerry
>not Jenny

>>52915627
ff

>>52935487
It fucks your wife while you look after her son?

>>52933575
hairy-jigglypuff
rest are variations of the above

home server: Aya-PC
desktop: Momiji-PC
laptop: Hatate-PC

>>52937727
It's male.

PEt(like Personal Terminal from Megaman)
Sanity 1.0 (she. Even had a hello my name is sticker. Currently have her working remains without the case. Planning to integrate her into a home system somehow.)
Current: Sanity 2.0

"My Crapple"
"Lennox the Lenovo"
"Jerry Actrics"

myname-PC
myname-Ideapad
myname-X200

>>52933575
My desktop is "thktnflyshythy"
My netbook is chtaptikpathpik

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Laptop: Shadowcat
PC: Kišta (pic related)
NAS: Jessie

"my girlfriend"

Desktop: Sakamoto
Laptop: Blake
Phone: Nepeta
Tablet: Ms_fortune
Server: Jiji

A cat is fine too

>>52933575
Flossenburg
Mauthausen
Westerbork

Laptop: Lappy 486
2nd Laptop: Fancy Lappy
Home Server: Titian
Desktop: Heavy

Smarch

I reinstalled my arch Linux box 11 months ago

Stupid calendar misprints

>>52935487
s t o l e n

First Laptop: Trashtop
Second Laptop: Portop
Desktop: Meme Machine

>>52934331
Why not Zoidberg?

>desktop
spaceheater because it's a dual socket xeon system
>laptop
hottablet because it's a i7 x220t

Servers are just Latin words
Settop Box: Excipio
HTPC: Visum
Light Controller: Lux
NAS: Census

Clients
Mini arm pc: Slug
Phone: PremiumDogshit
Desktop: Xubuntu

1st.pc: Jora
1st laptop: Freya
2nd laptop: Fred
Current PC: it has no name yet, suggestions?

>naming them anything other than the operating system they use

>Desktop
Deskcrunch

>laptop
Danboard
Idk I have no imagination I guess

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My naming scheme is cartoon cats.

Main PC: Pink Panther
DHCP server (Raspberry Pi): Felix
HTPC: Garfield
Laptop: Scratchy
2nd gaming machine: Thomas OMalley
2nd laptop: Sylvester

>>52933575
My Pc Lunatic
In laptop will be Luna

>tfw kinda want cool names for my devices but don't want them to be pretentious

I have yet to see a naming scheme that I liked.

My first laptop was called Gaylord because my friend wanted to prank me

i don't name my computers, because i never found right name
i named my first linux (ubuntu 12.04), but when it died (=i killed it somehow), i felt guilty.
without naming i have no problems with switching/reinstalling

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>>52933575

My first PC when I was 12: Thoroughbred, like the race horses
Everything onward: [My name]-PC

Desktop: Sir. Dinosaurous Rexingington III V.4
Laptop: The Honorable Knight Triceratops von Transylvania
Phone: "Shannon"

I honestly cannot think of what to name my other laptops. One's a toaster the other a broken notebook.