I plan on travelling to thailand or cambodia for leisure related activities. How do I not fuck at the airport and dont get arrested also not appear like a pervert?
What technology items should I take with me? A digital camera is kind of a red flag, but I am tourist so it should be ok? What do you think g?
-even a tiny bit of drugs WILL get you guaranteed jail time, and if it exceeds a "tiny bit" will get you a DEATH SENTENCE
-keep your debauchery to private places
-cameras are fine
That is where you are wrong:
SEA does not screw around when it comes to drugs. DEATH SENTENCE... and they are willing to risk international condemnation for it.
In fact, I think they welcome the international outcry over drug executions. It gets your drug laws the sort of exposure that $$$ cannot buy.
been to both countries Cambodia is a little more difficult to get into, you need to be very careful where you get your visa from, best is to use air Asia and do it at the airport.
Thailand is very modern the airport is brand new so it wont be any different than traveling trough a western country
If you end up goinf to Thailand and find yourself in Bangkok go to the MBK superstore, loads of Tech there for very good prices.
I got some Bluetooth Beats headphones for £12,
very good replicas sound quality is brilliant
>SEA does not screw around when it comes to drugs. DEATH SENTENCE... and they are willing to risk international condemnation for it.
Because they are a bunch of niggers that only and only adopts the worst part of western society.
When the World ends, I'm moving to SEA, because everything is happening there 50 years later.
Is hiring a prostitute actually illegal in these countries? Can they arrest me for that? Obviously I would bribe them its not a problem but if they go after sex tourists like they go after drug users (traffickers?) all death sentence and shit then its a problem.
I've been to Thailand 5 times, twice I've travelled to Bangkok on my own, never been treated like a perv, just a normal tourist.
It depends where you go, if you hang around places like nana you will see plenty of lady boys and massage parlours which offer extras.
Old town is full of tourists looking at temples, new town is full of business men and uni students
OP already said he's going to kambodia..
^^ it's like kiddie fucker central, it's on the news regularly where I live that some pedo sack of shit been caught with his pants down in kambodia.
OK here is the deal.
Take with you a Hitachi, take with you a Gallone of lube, take with you a big pack with 100 condoms, take with you a 4k video camera, take with you a huge amount of loli porn. Put a lot of those small co2 capsules for cooking into you luggage.
That's basically the standard tourist equipment I always take with me while visiting Thailand.
There're some neat places in Thailand though, maybe go there as real tourist and do that other thing as side activity.
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what the fuck are you talking about? a digital camera is a red flag? how much fucking time do you spend on 4chan instead of being in the real world you fucking faggot? you have no idea what you are talking about and asking a question like this means you probably arent even old enough to posses a fucking passport.
now fuck off back to wherever you came from because the only reason you would make this god awful thread is because you are a fucking tool and want to start shit because you saw some epic thread here earlier
you are dumb as shit
Take your battlestation with you. Set it up in your hotel room. Stay there for a month but never leave your room. I'm sure you can get everything you need delivered to your room. Then check out and return home.
It's just another day for you and me in paradise.
It's called the Tomb Rader tree now lol
It's only sad because you didn't have your desktop computer with you. You and your desktop could have made wonderful new memories in that hotel room. Doing normal tourist/travel activities on one's vacation is overrated and quite unpleasant.
Go to Vietnam. I've been three times just for the pussy. Even an average looking guy can fuck a different 10/10 every night by heading to bars. Since going there in 2012 I've become a full blown sex tourist.
God damn I can't wait until July.
Different strokes for different folks I guess, I get it I never really had a thing for Asians before.
But god damn if I haven't got Yellow fever not.
Seriously going to the poor parts of Asian and fucking their women is fucking addictive.
That's the problem, isn't it. Addiction. Traveling to the other side of the world and paying hookers is just like blowing a lot of money on gambling. The wise gentleman does a quick fap and the distraction is gone, no money dropped on hookers of any ethnicity. Once you start spending your money on that, you get addicted and struggle to stop. At some point you realize it doesn't really make much sense, but the addiction overpowers any resistance. As you usually don't end up in debt for paying hookers the addiction can last a lifetime.
They're not hookers, well, some of them are. By not most. it's more the thrill of spending two weeks in a beautiful hotel, nice food, nice drink beautiful sights, and spending all your nights partying then nailing someone who would be completely out of your league if you were home.
I can't explain it, but I can't imagine I'll ever stop. I fucking love Vietnam.
>How do I not fuck at the airport and dont get arrested also not appear like a pervert?
WTF. Thailand is really laid back. Don't show up drunk, I guess.
I had no problem going to Cambodia. It's easiest to take a flight, since the roads in from Thailand are shit (they want wealthy air travelers, not poor bus-ins). IIRC the only thing to avoid are weird private 'bus' companies that supposedly take you to scammy fake crossings.
Also, I spent a ton of time getting my Cambodia visa in Thailand because I'd heard it was a problem and they'd try to scam you out of money. Nope. Other people had zero problems at the border crossing. It was a waste of a full day.
The funny thing is that you tell Westerners you're visiting Thailand and they think you're going to fuck ladyboys, or maybe even children. When you tell Thai people that you're going to Cambodia, they think it's because you're going to fuck children.
The Cambodian visa checkpoint had creepy, sun faded posters with children and text beneath saying things like, "do not sexually exploit our children".
The only "problem" I had was that when I left my hostel in the evening to find some food, I kept getting dudes coming buy on their scooters. In Thailand it's super common, they'll honk at you and pester you, offering a ride for money. In Cambodia they did the same thing, but then they swung back around, got real close, and quietly asked things like, "you want woman? No? You want boy?" That was gross.
The Russian couple I met while eating had had no such experience.
My info comes from visiting in late 2009, so it may be out of date.
Incidentally, pick up the book Thailand Confidential. It's eye-opening.
Also, learn numbers, It will help greatly when buying things. IIRC they use the sanskrit terms up to ten, then their own after that. The lower numbers are the same in Thai and Khmer.
I loved staying at Baan Bua in Chiang Rai (not Chiang Mai. Also, Suk 11 in Bangkok.
Also, here's a phrase for you:
"my pen rye"
It basically means, "it's cool". When you walk by massage places, particularly after dark, the girls will get all excited and shout "massagee?". Say, "my pen rye" and they'll stop, But they'll often go, "wooooooo!" with excitement because they're thrilled that a foreigner learned any Thai.
Also, "sah-wah-dee cop" to say hello and "cop-coon-cop" to say thank you/goodbye. Women will say back "cop-coon-caaaah" in a tone that sounds like they're correcting you, but that's just the female version.
(it's a little more like "cob-coon-khab" but you'll figure it out)
This video look really good:
Just knowing a few phrases will get you SO MUCH better treatment, it's amazing.
I went to Thailand a couple of years ago... All they asked me was what I would be doing there and I said I would be visiting the temples and beaches and shit (Which was what I was actually going to do). You're a tourist like everyone else.